Everytime Jesus Christ was in Clone High (that I could find)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024

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  • @coffeecreamer7493
    @coffeecreamer7493  4 года назад +2169

    I left out some stuff, here’s an updated version ruclips.net/video/j9R-LtzNS9I/видео.html

  • @dr.tophat5883
    @dr.tophat5883 Год назад +4505

    If you put “my dude” or “homie” after about 50%-75% of what Jesus says in the Bible, he becomes this character instantly

  • @Boom23648
    @Boom23648 4 года назад +17037

    When you realize the actor playing Jesus also voiced Sheen from Jimmy Neutron

    • @conntoons_4848
      @conntoons_4848 4 года назад +692

      YOOOO THATS WHY HE SOUNDS FAMILIAR

    • @cybersaiyan9596
      @cybersaiyan9596 4 года назад +433

      sheen is god.

    • @liviwaslost
      @liviwaslost 4 года назад +109

      cyber saiyan that makes sense

    • @sathu8317
      @sathu8317 4 года назад +203

      So he’s played the father and the son

    • @charmingman20
      @charmingman20 4 года назад +151

      It makes sense Sheen is mexican

  • @frostydog1189
    @frostydog1189 3 года назад +1062

    What's even funnier is he's on the woodshop, and the real Jesus was a carpenter

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  3 года назад +110

      “Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.”

    • @cole009productions7
      @cole009productions7 Год назад +11

      I thought it was his “dad” Joseph

    • @DarrylWhiteYT
      @DarrylWhiteYT Год назад +29

      @@cole009productions7
      The sons and daughters often learned their parents jobs around that time
      Jesus grew being a carpenter too

    • @cole009productions7
      @cole009productions7 Год назад +5

      @@DarrylWhiteYT ok fair point

    • @ischannel8875
      @ischannel8875 Год назад +2

      He does what he loves

  • @normalpuppet1678
    @normalpuppet1678 4 года назад +7522

    “Careful with that nail gun Jesus”

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 4 года назад +366

      When you realize Caesar is saying that, makes it funnier

    • @peachdoesart7175
      @peachdoesart7175 4 года назад +25

      I dont get it but I want to

    • @gorey348
      @gorey348 4 года назад +73

      @@peachdoesart7175 and Caesar getting stabbed what? Nineteen times?

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck 4 года назад +78

      @@sethleoric2598 Julius Caesar died before Jesus was born. It was Pontius Pilate who ordered the crucifixion.

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 4 года назад +39

      @@Sumschmuck yeah, but it's a roman, but yeah

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 4 года назад +21557

    I JUST REALIZED CAESAR WAS THE ONE WHO SAID "Be careful with that nailgun Jesus!" AND THAT MAKES IT BETTER

    • @Valerie_Valor116
      @Valerie_Valor116 4 года назад +1138

      Cuz he's Roman lmao

    • @romajikaiser8450
      @romajikaiser8450 3 года назад +610

      Lmaoo I thought it was cause Caesar got stabbed

    • @orangeinferno
      @orangeinferno 3 года назад +1679

      @@romajikaiser8450 Nah. It’s because Caesar was Roman. The Romans Crucified Jesus. With Nails

    • @MadChristoph
      @MadChristoph 3 года назад +167

      I knew that since I first started watching Clone High, I knew some of my history

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked 3 года назад +115

      @@MadChristoph r/humblebrag

  • @spinozilla2421
    @spinozilla2421 4 года назад +29249

    Funny how people where offended by Gandhi but perfectly chill with Jesus

    • @anthonydeltoro-
      @anthonydeltoro- 4 года назад +3007

      Well for the people that did complain, to them Gandhi was a very sacred person. Every culture is different, It didn’t seem that people who hold Jesus as a sacred person cared. However, to say that everyone was cool with it would be a lie. There must have been some people who are not alright with it. It really just depends on the circumstances. The culture and how popular a show is and how the character is portrayed are many factors that determine how people may react.

    • @justaserbiandoomer497
      @justaserbiandoomer497 4 года назад +54

      @DarkLightPrince yeah Gandhi in the series was an asshole

    • @aaerynn
      @aaerynn 4 года назад +2470

      Ghandi was already kinda effed up IRL.

    • @stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor
      @stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor 4 года назад +108

      Exactly

    • @anchorthesun3438
      @anchorthesun3438 3 года назад +835

      Jesus isn’t really disrespectful , I can see why they were upset by ghandi

  • @microninkpen5877
    @microninkpen5877 4 года назад +13729

    The fact that they named him Jesus Christ but its pronounced "He-Sus Chris-To" is beautiful

    • @dankmansalley417
      @dankmansalley417 3 года назад +1496

      That’s how Mexicans pronounce Jesus as hey-zues

    • @snekoii7659
      @snekoii7659 3 года назад +1428

      It's the spanish pronunciation. Generally it'd be spelled Jesús Cristo but in most spanish speaking countries the words are merged together, creating Jesucristo, which is pronounced the same except the last s in "sus" is taken away.

    • @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292
      @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 3 года назад +357

      @@snekoii7659 *I guess Jesus isin't sus anymore*
      Ik its a bad joke. But i had the opportunity

    • @mlpmlpmlpmlp1
      @mlpmlpmlpmlp1 3 года назад +103

      @@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 seize the opportunity

    • @kaleey
      @kaleey 3 года назад +104

      But he is named either Jesús or Jesucristo. Not "Jesuscristo"

  • @PSCNdlz
    @PSCNdlz 4 года назад +12111

    Cholo jesus is best jesus and I live by that.

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  4 года назад +792

      As a Christian I can agree that this statement is correct

    • @PSCNdlz
      @PSCNdlz 4 года назад +358

      @@coffeecreamer7493 SAME HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Christians for Cholo jesus ✊🏼

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  4 года назад +340

      Yeye, Christians for Cholo Jesus!!

    • @PSCNdlz
      @PSCNdlz 4 года назад +79

      @@coffeecreamer7493 yee yee!!!! :DDD

    • @zhee1236
      @zhee1236 4 года назад +137

      As a Christian Myself I want more Cholo Jesus in the Reboot

  • @quandaledingle6769
    @quandaledingle6769 4 года назад +7483

    I really hope that he’s in the reboot again but more
    HES BACK IN THE TRAILER WHEN THEYRE IN THE AUDITORIUM HES IN THE BACKGROUND HES FUCKING BACK

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  4 года назад +308

      I hope too

    • @gandalflotr2898
      @gandalflotr2898 4 года назад +390

      I hope he got a roommate named Mohammed

    • @quandaledingle6769
      @quandaledingle6769 4 года назад +83

      Gandalf LOTR they couldn’t do that

    • @squid_cake
      @squid_cake 4 года назад +127

      Gandalf LOTR remember when south park tried starring Muhammed in episodes 200 and 201? They couldn't even SHOW Muhammed because they were getting literal death threats with their addresses tied onto the messages after the trailer aired

    • @gandalflotr2898
      @gandalflotr2898 4 года назад +7

      @@squid_cake or they can make him a mrs wolowitz type

  • @Aperture337Alex
    @Aperture337Alex 4 года назад +3874

    For some reason I have personally have a head-cannon that he’s not a clone of THE Jesus but just a clone of a guy named Jesus.

    • @izzieb.2926
      @izzieb.2926 Год назад +494

      Yeah that would make sense considering the real Jesus was from the middle east/Arabic while this one is clearly latino😂

    • @ajsan5841
      @ajsan5841 Год назад +663

      ​@@izzieb.2926 his current ethnicity/culture has nothing to do with with if he is a real clone of Jesus bc the clones are taken in by adoptive parents. It's possible he is Arabic but his adoptive parents are just Latino

    • @antoniomontero4989
      @antoniomontero4989 Год назад +473

      @@ajsan5841 I could totally see a latino couple doing every possible thing on Earth to be the adoptive parents of "The Jesús".

    • @izzyj.1079
      @izzyj.1079 Год назад +62

      @@ajsan5841Arabic? Shouldn't he be Jewish though?

    • @ajsan5841
      @ajsan5841 Год назад +5

      @@izzyj.1079 I just used the term lzzie B. used bc I was replying to her.

  • @beyondtheclip7419
    @beyondtheclip7419 4 года назад +1235

    They used wine to clone him.

    • @mistermossman6074
      @mistermossman6074 4 года назад +54

      Nah they used water he turned it to wine

    • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
      @cooltrainervaultboy-39 3 года назад +114

      They used bread, because it is his body. Granted, the way he turned out here, I'm starting to think they used a tortilla.

    • @mistermossman6074
      @mistermossman6074 3 года назад +11

      @@cooltrainervaultboy-39 True

    • @SkeweredGlaive
      @SkeweredGlaive 3 года назад +26

      @@cooltrainervaultboy-39 Specifically, corn tortilla. Corn for the tacos, flour for the burritos. Quesadillas don't matter.

    • @KEeosFight
      @KEeosFight Год назад

      If you wondering how they may of gotten his DNA They probs got it from his skin or blood from the Church which they have en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_of_Lanciano

  • @moonsparkle3932
    @moonsparkle3932 4 года назад +4756

    As a christian I laugh because it's not insulting him or showing him like a bad person or something like that, it's just a funny character that doesn't harm anybody and I like it! Also the nail gun joke is hard for me 😂

    • @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257
      @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 3 года назад +71

      Wow you're so special.♥️
      and there India with Gandhi

    • @MajinManGTZ
      @MajinManGTZ 2 года назад +14

      Same

    • @Iwidelyoutliveeverything
      @Iwidelyoutliveeverything Год назад +105

      this is pretty spot-on to how he was. Just a chill guy that wanted to help people.

    • @Kwisatz-Chaderach
      @Kwisatz-Chaderach Год назад +41

      ​@@Iwidelyoutliveeverything oh yeah..like that time he made a whip and beat the money changers. Or said "Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword."

    • @thamtonzerres4419
      @thamtonzerres4419 Год назад +4

      @@Kwisatz-Chaderach which pages in the Bible?

  • @culturalliberator9425
    @culturalliberator9425 Год назад +542

    I like how he just dropped the fact that he hears God's voice casually.

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 Год назад +18

      He didn't. He just gave advice about listening to what God tells you. I don't think he ever mentioned hearing voices

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 8 месяцев назад +3

      Though him being extra.. focused, on tge plan being painful? I think he may know more than we think

    • @broom8964
      @broom8964 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@firepuppies4086probably a reference to him being crucified lol

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@broom8964 oh I know, but clones don't have the exact memories even if the original died in an equally gruesome way. But that level of, anger, when he said it...

    • @pesss_7681
      @pesss_7681 2 месяца назад

      ​@@firepuppies4086well they are aware of who they are cloned from, so it makes sense Jesus would know how he died

  • @memememermemest4117
    @memememermemest4117 4 года назад +650

    2 things I noticed
    Nail Gun was a crucified reference
    Frozen twice was a second coming reference, he died and came back

  • @gameworld3608
    @gameworld3608 3 года назад +591

    I can see why people were cool with Jesus. He acted like a kind person who's willing to help anyone. I just hope he gets more screentime in the reboot

    • @gandalflotr2898
      @gandalflotr2898 3 года назад +38

      I hope he mentioned his unseen roommate Muhammad

    • @elbirri
      @elbirri Год назад +13

      good news, there is a new season for clone high and jesus still there

    • @KRABPXL
      @KRABPXL Год назад +4

      @@elbirri he hasn’t said or done anything yet unfortunately :[

    • @slipstreamxr3763
      @slipstreamxr3763 Год назад +8

      He's more than just a kind person he is our Lord and Saviour. He wants to help you too. ✝

  • @omegaPSI2006
    @omegaPSI2006 4 года назад +2421

    Doesn't he have another speaking line after Joan finds out her retainer was catching radio signals?

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  4 года назад +285

      Yeah, I made an updated vid with more clips including that one. Sorry for the inconvenience

    • @user-ee6lk1pb6w
      @user-ee6lk1pb6w Месяц назад

      ​​@@coffeecreamer7493the video ain't there

  • @doopdoopdopdop7424
    @doopdoopdopdop7424 4 года назад +2264

    Funny how he’s Chicano instead of Israeli. Makes sense.

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 4 года назад +465

      A comment from another video starring Jesus from Clone High:
      - his name is Jesus
      -his mother's name is Maria
      -he is a carpenter

    • @oraydalazo5921
      @oraydalazo5921 3 года назад +107

      His birthplace was in Palestine

    • @rebelfriend9570
      @rebelfriend9570 3 года назад +6

      It sure is

    • @lexezlao
      @lexezlao 3 года назад +3

      @@oraydalazo5921 yeah but he was jewish

    • @lexezlao
      @lexezlao 3 года назад +105

      He might've been adopted by a Chicano family

  • @ana-ds4zb
    @ana-ds4zb 3 года назад +2703

    As a believer in Christ I find His clone super likeable, and I'm not offended at all! I've always viewed God as just a layback and chill guy

    • @chautuquockhang3139
      @chautuquockhang3139 2 года назад +176

      Well idk about The big G himself but Jesus does seems like a chill guy

    • @MajinManGTZ
      @MajinManGTZ 2 года назад +13

      Nice arthur morgan pfp

    • @Sneednfeedn
      @Sneednfeedn Год назад +14

      ​@@chautuquockhang3139 Jesus is God bud

    • @ToastBoastOfficial
      @ToastBoastOfficial Год назад +50

      @@Sneednfeedn wait isn’t he the son of god

    • @ummelofilo9642
      @ummelofilo9642 Год назад +1

      Your views are wrong, then.

  • @mega6662
    @mega6662 4 года назад +1496

    1:45
    1:48
    Wait he was frozen 2 times?

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  4 года назад +192

      Yes

    • @mafi9767
      @mafi9767 4 года назад +667

      He resurrected the 1st time

    • @dangman1503
      @dangman1503 4 года назад +310

      @@mafi9767 oh shit
      Thats actually genius if it was intentional

    • @svenskahugo3199
      @svenskahugo3199 4 года назад +110

      3 days in 3 seconds

    • @doopydarp1027
      @doopydarp1027 4 года назад +29

      Hugo His training has been working.

  • @Deimosthegreat
    @Deimosthegreat 2 года назад +6190

    I love how they're historically accurate, and actually make him dark skinned. They weren't cowards.

    • @hamhelly9115
      @hamhelly9115 Год назад +973

      Pretty sure the joke is that the clone is latino because Jesus is a popular latino name, that also explains his accent.

    • @lightningvolt3150
      @lightningvolt3150 Год назад +40

      ​@@suburbanweekend not palestinians but yea

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 Год назад

      @@suburbanweekend well the president of El Salvador is Latino and Palestinian

    • @Qvartz_Lite
      @Qvartz_Lite Год назад +96

      Palatinos

    • @FreddieHg37
      @FreddieHg37 Год назад +53

      @@Qvartz_Lite somehow Palatino returned!..

  • @SofiaStatic
    @SofiaStatic 3 года назад +203

    He's always been my favorite minor/bg character from Clone High.
    .
    -His design is oddly effective and distinct
    -If they fleshed him out more I think he'd be an interesting character, especially being the clone of an iconic religious figure.

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  3 года назад +16

      That’s exactly why I want him to be featured more in the reboot

  • @Santarddd
    @Santarddd 4 года назад +534

    *The people that drink tea all the time and have big teeth*

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 3 года назад +9

      Oh that's what he said.

    • @pesss_7681
      @pesss_7681 2 месяца назад

      that's an underrated line

  • @angelmungus7381
    @angelmungus7381 4 года назад +474

    You missed the scene where Jesus was throwing up Gang signs at the Drag Race

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  4 года назад +59

      I actually made an updated version, it’s the pinned comment! But if that scene isn’t there, I’m so sorry!

    • @odinchacon1584
      @odinchacon1584 4 года назад +7

      Was he!! 😂💀

    • @user-ee6lk1pb6w
      @user-ee6lk1pb6w Месяц назад

      ​@@coffeecreamer7493there's no video

  • @nytrodioxide
    @nytrodioxide 4 года назад +282

    As someone who went to school in San Diego, half of my middle and high school were just like Jesús

  • @yoyi6746
    @yoyi6746 Год назад +94

    The fact they introduce him in the carpenter class, is just hilarious to me

  • @patricgillespie2128
    @patricgillespie2128 3 года назад +185

    joan goes and literally talks to jesus, and then she shushes him to listen to the voices.

  • @thewrustywrench21
    @thewrustywrench21 3 года назад +108

    I just realized this guy is literally the second coming of Christ.

    • @urbanwarchief
      @urbanwarchief 11 месяцев назад +5

      It was God's painful plan

  • @perryjimenez5629
    @perryjimenez5629 4 года назад +188

    0:46 Jesus Christ predicts the future

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 4 года назад +164

    "God has a plan for all of us!
    A painful, painful plan...'

  • @drybowserman9091
    @drybowserman9091 4 года назад +475

    Even as a Christian I found the show's depiction of Jesus pretty funny

  • @peggz223
    @peggz223 3 года назад +161

    Grew up Christian, that nail gun bit killed me. ‘A painful, painful plan’ as Jesus would understand first hand what life on earth is like after being sent down. Symbolic, well written, funny to say the least

  • @oaktoaster8599
    @oaktoaster8599 7 месяцев назад +8

    i could listen to this guy talk forever. he sounds so friendly

  • @AoiUsagiOtoko
    @AoiUsagiOtoko Год назад +36

    i love this take on him a lot ngl. i'm not a christian myself but i appreciate the kind of dude jesus was and this seems pretty accurate to that-- just a chill nice dude who's happy to help. it's super endearing

    • @WhenTheSan
      @WhenTheSan Год назад +3

      Well I'm christian, and I love the way he is presented here lol

  • @floresss4178
    @floresss4178 3 года назад +106

    I could not stop laughing every time he was on screen. Even my Mexican grandmother was cracking up

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere 3 года назад +43

    I'm kind of chill with this version of jesus, he looks like he could fit right in with the boys

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 10 месяцев назад +9

    I love that they made Jesus a hippie because let's be honest he was probably just a hippie ahead of his time.

    • @briinc7331
      @briinc7331 8 месяцев назад

      But he wasn’t

    • @mr.slappii513
      @mr.slappii513 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@briinc7331aw come on. A total pacifist that would always talk about how good it would be if everyone was nice too each other. All he needed was some weed and he was good to go.

    • @TheRealQuartz
      @TheRealQuartz 7 месяцев назад +1

      I always thought that if Jesus was in modern times or at least had a way of finding weed he would be a stoner before being a stoner was a thing and the original hippie but it's mostly because of his haircut. I would not be surprised if they ever clone him irl he's just going to act like everybody else possibly even more egotistical once he finds out he's a clone of one of the most important people to ever exist, maybe not Chris Chan levels of important, but still important

    • @billymkj2763
      @billymkj2763 6 дней назад +1

      @@TheRealQuartz I love how this is saying chris chan is more important than jesus and I agree lmao

  • @TARANTULA-6669
    @TARANTULA-6669 4 года назад +66

    “And then at the she got cooked like a stake”

    • @FiveGuysFan0604
      @FiveGuysFan0604 3 года назад +7

      “Pretty good, I give it thumbs up holmes”

  • @allieplaysroblox850
    @allieplaysroblox850 4 месяца назад +4

    "Be careful with that nailgun, Jesus!" I love how it was Caeser that said that line 😭

  • @benlewis5312
    @benlewis5312 3 года назад +45

    You don't have to live up to her Joan. Just living is much more than the original was able to do

  • @wheateneye
    @wheateneye Год назад +25

    I don't know if this is intentional, but the fact Jesus was frozen and brought back in the next scene is historically accurate and is such a cool detail once you notice it.

  • @cantalnoise
    @cantalnoise Год назад +17

    I love that they made him Mexican, it makes his scenes so much funnier 😭

  • @randomfluffkingt.9364
    @randomfluffkingt.9364 3 года назад +72

    Man it's all these smaller characters I wish we would see more. Like Jesus, Van Gogh, Paul Revere etc. Like yeah they got their screen time, but like it was only a single episode and then they became background characters. I just really hope in the reboot they'll get more attention.

  • @Solqueen86
    @Solqueen86 4 года назад +59

    The answer is always Ricky Martin
    He's still winning awards now!

  • @guilhermeteodosio40
    @guilhermeteodosio40 Год назад +10

    The fact Joan is the only one who got to outlive her original self💀

  • @puglord87lol55
    @puglord87lol55 2 года назад +14

    I love how he was in wood shop because he was a carpenter

    • @the1untitled
      @the1untitled 2 года назад

      I thought it was his father

    • @ZimVader-0017
      @ZimVader-0017 Год назад +1

      ​@@the1untitled He inherited the job from Joseph.

  • @juanferrer5924
    @juanferrer5924 3 года назад +35

    I love the idea that since they couldn’t find Jesus’ body, they dug up some random cholo names Jesus instead

  • @calebshockency2083
    @calebshockency2083 2 года назад +13

    Jesus was so chill he got frozen twice in the end.

  • @death-kyun
    @death-kyun Год назад +6

    the thought that Jesus Christ's parents have him wear a halo is really funny to me

  • @carnationsinclarity
    @carnationsinclarity 4 года назад +91

    finally a historically accurate Jesus

  • @lynbutnot
    @lynbutnot 3 года назад +20

    NOT ME THINKING THERE WAS A FAMOUS MAN NAMED JESUS CHRISTO SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT

  • @angelnavarro553
    @angelnavarro553 3 года назад +75

    As a Mexican I wish to God that more chill dudes like this were made, instead of the ones we get, still good though

  • @idkwhatimdoinhere1605
    @idkwhatimdoinhere1605 4 года назад +82

    As a Christian I can say
    This is one of the funniest characters of clone high lmao

  • @sauceman2885
    @sauceman2885 Год назад +27

    As a Christian I wish we got more of this guy in the show he seems awesome

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima 2 года назад +11

    This show has a roman emperor telling Jesus to "be careful with that nailgun". Brilliant

  • @peterchungus6585
    @peterchungus6585 4 года назад +150

    Is it bad that I kinda simp over jesus Christ himself-

  • @thiagosilveira5700
    @thiagosilveira5700 4 года назад +70

    1:00 oh god I finally understood the joke

  • @erikzherrllo6960
    @erikzherrllo6960 Год назад +4

    I ADORE that Jesús is a Chicano/Cholo, makes complete sense

  • @axelbloodkain5352
    @axelbloodkain5352 3 года назад +24

    Everyone's talking about the nailgun joke but is nobody gonna talk about how jesus literally called god's plans painful in an annoyed tone? It's like he knows god has plans, but he probably really isn't fond to them and views them as extremely painful to watch. I actually like seeing a version of jesus calling out on god like that

    • @thelad5
      @thelad5 Год назад +2

      i like to think he’s actually just jesus
      jesus did, biblically, show signs of regret or hesitation when it came to his being crucified but he ended up going through with it

  • @francofernandes2006
    @francofernandes2006 6 месяцев назад +3

    "God has a plan for all of us... A painful, PAINFUL plan."

  • @samuelmurrill7438
    @samuelmurrill7438 3 года назад +71

    Visually, this is much more accurate than the blue-eyed pale-skinned Jesus

  • @pablosaldana8335
    @pablosaldana8335 4 года назад +60

    Thank u sm cholo jesus is one of my favourite things in this earth

  • @T_Teobokki
    @T_Teobokki 3 года назад +21

    Jesús, Van Gogh and Julius Caesar are the best backgrounds characters in the show And deserve more time in screen in the reboot

  • @20D0D0
    @20D0D0 3 года назад +12

    My favorite side character from the show, they did a good job writing him

  • @ollaughingbeta2233
    @ollaughingbeta2233 Год назад +4

    I like how they have Jesus as a carpenter

  • @mushroomboi4382
    @mushroomboi4382 2 года назад +6

    I like how they made him this hispanic like street teen with like slang and everything

  • @StarRetroDev
    @StarRetroDev Год назад +2

    It's hilarious that he got frozen twice. The nail gun joke is also brilliant.

  • @speedo-steveo1542
    @speedo-steveo1542 Год назад +5

    Crazy how 21 years later a second season is being brought to us

  • @FOLLOWER4742
    @FOLLOWER4742 4 года назад +339

    I watched Clone High before it was cool smh

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  4 года назад +42

      You have all the glory for having such good taste before it became popular

    • @FOLLOWER4742
      @FOLLOWER4742 4 года назад +7

      @@coffeecreamer7493 thank you my friend

    • @banjoplayingbison2275
      @banjoplayingbison2275 4 года назад +9

      I binge watched it a couple of months ago, and just now I was wondering why the heck everyone is mentioning it all of a sudden!

    • @FOLLOWER4742
      @FOLLOWER4742 4 года назад +5

      @@banjoplayingbison2275 IKR

    • @Jonathanest90s
      @Jonathanest90s 4 года назад

      Same

  • @SpringDavid
    @SpringDavid 3 года назад +10

    "A painfull, painfull plan for us"
    *_later he fricks up his own hand on a wood table with a nail_*

  • @fever1
    @fever1 4 года назад +28

    if Jesus is allowed to say damn I’m allowed to be gay ight

  • @angelnavarro553
    @angelnavarro553 4 года назад +15

    I love this guy tbh, I'm pretty sure I know a guy exactly like this

  • @capital_letters
    @capital_letters Год назад +4

    jesus is so powerful, he got to be frozen twice

    • @justsomeguy5628
      @justsomeguy5628 Год назад

      Well I guess one was his second coming then.

  • @witherkichian4867
    @witherkichian4867 Год назад +3

    I'm surprised no one is talking about the nailgun joke. It's so simple but great.

  • @Cobaltus
    @Cobaltus 4 года назад +9

    1:00 Be careful with that nail gun Jesus.

  • @snekoii7659
    @snekoii7659 3 года назад +6

    I personally consider it a major sin that Jesus only speaks for a fragment of a single episode

  • @sathu8317
    @sathu8317 4 года назад +8

    He gives the best movie review I’ve ever heard

  • @dannyboi830
    @dannyboi830 9 месяцев назад +4

    His name: Jesus Christ
    What the clones call him: Hey Zeus Kristo

  • @rockstar11180
    @rockstar11180 Год назад +3

    Some details I like are:
    Joan going to Jesus about the voices she’s hearing
    Joan gesturing for Jesus to be quiet while she receives the commercial message
    Julius Cesear telling Jesus to be careful with nail gun
    Julius Cesear and Jesus being near each other in most of the clips
    Jesus being in frame when Abe is about to confess
    Jesus apparently needing to be frozen twice, implying resurrection

  • @recycledbabies0
    @recycledbabies0 3 года назад +19

    i hope he gets more screen time in the reboot, honestly

  • @azophi
    @azophi 4 года назад +63

    The real question is ... How did they find his body if it was taken up to heaven?

    • @Materminds187
      @Materminds187 4 года назад +19

      Holy shit.....did these guys find the Spear of Destiny?

    • @zerotohero884
      @zerotohero884 3 года назад +20

      If whine is his blood and bread is the flesh, is't that dificult. OR he never was actually cloned and is just the real jesus who goes to a enthusiastic walk out of the heavens and since he can't go to Brazil, he stops on the Clone High and everyone just thinks he is a clone like everyone.

    • @oraydalazo5921
      @oraydalazo5921 3 года назад +14

      @@zerotohero884 wine and bread are just symbolic ways to say it was their blood and body. He just made like updated version of a Jewish tradition that requires to sacrifice a lamb so your sins can be forgiven. In Jesus context, he himself was that Lamb, so people will not longer have to continue doing these Jewish rituals. About how he was cloned, makes almost no sense since most of christians (including me) believe that the real Jesus was raised from dead and now he's alive. Still like this portrayal tbh.

    • @oraydalazo5921
      @oraydalazo5921 3 года назад +5

      Also agree that this is the real Jesus!!

    • @raheemaslam7363
      @raheemaslam7363 3 года назад

      In the devil’s palm of course

  • @4thDeadlySin
    @4thDeadlySin 7 месяцев назад +3

    He made it to the very final scene of the original show.

  • @MultiMaker_Studios
    @MultiMaker_Studios Год назад +3

    I never realized that was Jesus because the way they say his name but once I did that nail joke was 👌

  • @clackety_
    @clackety_ Год назад +4

    “It’s ricky martin huh?” Lmfaooo

  • @lao-grotten1101
    @lao-grotten1101 4 года назад +9

    i like the interactions of the main characters with the other clones at school like this scene or when ghandi did black and tan with washington carver

  • @L_Rock_353
    @L_Rock_353 4 года назад +32

    1:02 best part

  • @Leiles2031
    @Leiles2031 4 года назад +26

    As a Latina catholic I approve😌

  • @Howitgoes799
    @Howitgoes799 3 года назад +5

    I never knew Jesus was a fellow homie.

    • @creeper4481
      @creeper4481 Год назад

      Scudworth must’ve surprisingly found Jesus’ Blood. Alhough it wasn’t enough to make a suitable clone, he probably just chuck in some Hispanic DNA in there to successfully make the clone.

    • @Thrarm
      @Thrarm Месяц назад

      @@creeper4481 i mean we never saw Jesus’s foster parents, it’s likely his personality is more nurture than nature

  • @Zhiloaxeman
    @Zhiloaxeman Год назад +3

    Jesus so powerful he had to be frozen twice

  • @scarlettleatch109
    @scarlettleatch109 3 года назад +132

    i like how jesus is actually physically accurate and not just a white dude with a beard and long hair lol

    • @browneyesblackdragon7999
      @browneyesblackdragon7999 Год назад +5

      Ikr!

    • @Mr_Schizo
      @Mr_Schizo Год назад +1

      That's why people on my church said "Jesus is my nigga!"

    • @CanisVindicate
      @CanisVindicate Год назад +4

      @@Mr_Schizo Jesus wasn’t black

    • @YunoMeezy
      @YunoMeezy Год назад +1

      ​@A lost soul Excuse me?

    • @Mr_Schizo
      @Mr_Schizo Год назад +1

      @@CanisVindicateCuz he brown. It ain't making sense if he white European.

  • @soulie2001
    @soulie2001 Год назад +2

    "Jesus Christo" is basically what I call him anyway

  • @misu2649
    @misu2649 3 года назад +13

    its kinda funny how I'm atheist yet he's one of my fav characters??

  • @GhostStealth590
    @GhostStealth590 Год назад +2

    Bro summed up the film in just a few sentences pretty accurately.

  • @kuromigotchi
    @kuromigotchi 4 года назад +14

    everyone loves van gogh but no one ever talks about jesus

  • @steamoreeno
    @steamoreeno 2 месяца назад +1

    he seems like a chill guy

  • @iregertnothing28
    @iregertnothing28 4 года назад +10

    I wish we saw more of him, he's hilarious

  • @juniperberryyyy
    @juniperberryyyy 4 года назад +19

    I want more of Jesús Christo in the reboot. Also more Van Gooh would be nice :/

  • @yaxantonio3719
    @yaxantonio3719 2 года назад +3

    As a christian myself i like having jesus in cartoons they personalize him well

  • @nicolecordova1063
    @nicolecordova1063 3 года назад +5

    Such an underrated character

  • @theblob2937
    @theblob2937 4 года назад +6

    Jesus needs to appear more in the show.