I Tried to Cook My Boyfriend His Fav Meal (I set it on fire)

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Комментарии • 20 тыс.

  • @the_kneecap_gremlin5081
    @the_kneecap_gremlin5081 4 года назад +6113

    " this is why I don't cook it takes so long"
    Spent 12 hours doing her nails

    • @fernandaurrutia8640
      @fernandaurrutia8640 4 года назад +201

      She spent 1 year of her life growing her toenails for a video...

    • @meganpeterkin6854
      @meganpeterkin6854 4 года назад +26

      Painting her nails isn't the longest thing she has done for youtube

    • @the_kneecap_gremlin5081
      @the_kneecap_gremlin5081 4 года назад +14

      @@meganpeterkin6854 ik but that's the most common one mentioned usually

    • @shraddhakaushik7878
      @shraddhakaushik7878 4 года назад +3

      True!lol!!

    • @coleen9987
      @coleen9987 4 года назад +3

      You don't need to paint your nails 3 times a day though.

  • @mayadg16
    @mayadg16 5 лет назад +1842

    “That’s one enormous pancake.”
    “Well I love you.”
    is low key relationship goals.

    • @ItsMe-hs2sf
      @ItsMe-hs2sf 5 лет назад +2

      In the very beginning before the intro

    • @Keyyyo7
      @Keyyyo7 5 лет назад +2

      Now your like number isint the devil xD

    • @ladylaw425
      @ladylaw425 5 лет назад +1

      Holo

    • @mayadg16
      @mayadg16 5 лет назад

      Holy shit I think this is the most likes I’ve gotten from a quote comment😱❤️ thanks guys!😊😙

  • @liliana7557
    @liliana7557 4 года назад +5594

    Never thought I would be jealous of someone walking freely in a store

    • @ghost-bc1fn
      @ghost-bc1fn 3 года назад +183

      I literally winced when she walked so close to the other shoppers lol

    • @cocofficials22
      @cocofficials22 3 года назад +53

      2020 SUCKS

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr 3 года назад +133

      Yeah, for the last 4-5 months I can't watch videos that are a few years old without being like "why are they so close to others you're supposed to social distance" and "nooo you are not from the same household why are you filming together"

    • @goudaaah
      @goudaaah 3 года назад +49

      I was like "why ain't she wearing a mask indoors?"

    • @fr0ggy382
      @fr0ggy382 3 года назад +8

      𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎

  • @addisonr9406
    @addisonr9406 3 года назад +2727

    Canadians: “Is skillet American for frying pan?”
    Americans: “Is skillet Canadian for frying pan?”

    • @maro_vela_22
      @maro_vela_22 3 года назад +57

      For sm reason this meme made me upset bcuz I realized if no1 knows what Skillet is, then the word Skillet is completely meaningless
      -1000% of my faith to humanity

    • @Mia.S13
      @Mia.S13 3 года назад +57

      Google just informed me that skillet is british

    • @isabeldudley272
      @isabeldudley272 3 года назад +40

      @@Mia.S13 I’m British I’ve never heard the word skillet before it’s called a frying pan cause you fry things in it

    • @Mia.S13
      @Mia.S13 3 года назад +11

      @@isabeldudley272 Yeah i said google cause I was guessing it wasn’t right

    • @inkylumine8967
      @inkylumine8967 2 года назад +9

      @Jake Hartline why did you copy one of the top comments to this random comment thread..?

  • @pixlhart9805
    @pixlhart9805 5 лет назад +2397

    "a little bit of milk"
    "two shots of vodka"
    I see no difference lmao

    • @macybailey5473
      @macybailey5473 4 года назад +11

      pixl hart lmao that’s exactly what I thought of

    • @biderman868
      @biderman868 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @charabelle916
      @charabelle916 4 года назад +25

      Or when she said "why would I buy 5 ingredients when I could buy one" reminds me of "why go to five stores when you can go to just one"

    • @somethingbehindyouu
      @somethingbehindyouu 4 года назад +3

      🤣 exactly what I thought

    • @cathl4953
      @cathl4953 4 года назад +3

      A little bit of milk = 2 shots of vodka?
      I knew i was drunk on milk that night
      That explains the mess

  • @MoMo-hm8ei
    @MoMo-hm8ei 5 лет назад +11796

    Cristine: I'm a snack
    Ben: no you're a whole meal
    Cristine: NO IM A _SNACK_
    Ben: _IM TRYING TO COMPLIMENT YOU_

  • @msjg27
    @msjg27 3 года назад +1126

    girl?? if my asian mom who loves her cookware more than her children sees cristine scraping down that frying pan with a metal spoon she'd beat up someone 👀👀

    • @_bebeboudeur_
      @_bebeboudeur_ 3 года назад +35

      this ! Use a wooden spoon Cristineeeee

    • @jake67832
      @jake67832 3 года назад +7

      Omg exactly 😂😂😂

    • @Mia.S13
      @Mia.S13 3 года назад +3

      Sameee, Arab mum tho

    • @msjg27
      @msjg27 3 года назад +9

      @@Mia.S13 bestieee our moms really said "non-white moms uniiite" 👀😂

    • @Mia.S13
      @Mia.S13 3 года назад +5

      @@msjg27 I knowwww. I feel like every non-white mum does this lol

  • @federicacucchetti3792
    @federicacucchetti3792 3 года назад +909

    Cris went from “ouch, my arm hurts” while grating cheese to working out every day and lifting weights

    • @no-st4ft
      @no-st4ft 3 года назад +12

      She was weightlifting back then though.

    • @federicacucchetti3792
      @federicacucchetti3792 3 года назад +9

      @@no-st4ft true but for what i remember she was just starting to exercise

    • @no-st4ft
      @no-st4ft 3 года назад

      @@federicacucchetti3792 I think in their fitness podcast, thry said it was since 2018? Idk

    • @federicacucchetti3792
      @federicacucchetti3792 3 года назад +1

      @@no-st4ft oof my bad then

    • @silviegriffin
      @silviegriffin 3 года назад

      Cris

  • @lizziecross8149
    @lizziecross8149 5 лет назад +5224

    Ben: I like homemade pancakes.
    Cristine: Well, I'm at home.
    Flawless logic.

  • @JustAnotherLondoner
    @JustAnotherLondoner 5 лет назад +1853

    "Im a snack"
    "You're a whole meal"
    "no I'm a snack!!"
    "I'm trying to compliment you"😂😂 you two are so cute together

  • @tamaraventer4207
    @tamaraventer4207 3 года назад +774

    Cristine: ‘I’ve never used the middle one, it’s scary, it’s so big’
    Ben: ‘that’s what she said’
    WOAH BEN

  • @Klondike_the_goat
    @Klondike_the_goat 3 года назад +306

    Cristine: has a business, a very successful RUclips channel, a great common law partner, and 2 cats.
    Cristine’s biggest accomplishment: Flipping that fricken pancake.

    • @adelaidemolitz3691
      @adelaidemolitz3691 2 года назад +13

      My biggest accomplishment is opening a pickle jar that hadn't been opened before all by myself...
      Then again, there isn't much else to compare it to...

  • @Kira-ij9dy
    @Kira-ij9dy 5 лет назад +4413

    *A PETITION FOR CRISTINE TO HAVE HER OWN COOKING SHOW ON THE TV*

    • @idkitspriv
      @idkitspriv 5 лет назад +5

      uwu yEs

    • @leahrose4
      @leahrose4 5 лет назад +16

      uwu no, she needs to open a restaurant

    • @ashleylourenco9439
      @ashleylourenco9439 5 лет назад +14

      *the TV*

    • @alexandraw.744
      @alexandraw.744 5 лет назад +4

      Everyone comment your name copy and paste this and post were ever you can
      Simply nailogical cooking show petition
      -Alexandra Karen Wangler

    • @blackcatsnight1
      @blackcatsnight1 5 лет назад +5

      You mean, NATIONAL TELEVISION?

  • @kimmyputriraditya9379
    @kimmyputriraditya9379 4 года назад +4771

    Aunt Jemima: *exist*
    Ben: *_peace was never an option_*

    • @Sabrinassauro
      @Sabrinassauro 4 года назад +23

      Oh my God i'm laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vanhminglianitochhawng3209
      @vanhminglianitochhawng3209 4 года назад +9

      @@jemimamuneer lmao

    • @jemimakendrick5195
      @jemimakendrick5195 3 года назад +10

      🥺

    • @babyface.laylaa5808
      @babyface.laylaa5808 3 года назад +4

      Aunt jemima dat best pancakes

    • @yvettebranch
      @yvettebranch 3 года назад +7

      Nugget TheHamster we’ll we can’t always get pure maple syrup on America especially when you live in fucking Manhattan so I get what I can get 🙃

  • @aprilpasion5145
    @aprilpasion5145 4 года назад +753

    I swear I love how Ben Hypes Cristine up especially in something that she isn’t most passionate about. My ex bf would make me feel like shit whenever I wanna try do something I’m not passionate about but my bf now mannn it just makes everything better

    • @avocado8137
      @avocado8137 3 года назад +20

      April Pasion good luck with your current bf

    • @Louie2017
      @Louie2017 3 года назад +7

      Ya know what heck him you are amazing and deserve the besy

    • @Louie2017
      @Louie2017 3 года назад +1

      Best*

    • @ksthornburgh
      @ksthornburgh 3 года назад +8

      Stranger socks like us are happy to here you no longer have a sh*tty boyfriend

    • @vqlentine989
      @vqlentine989 3 года назад +1

      @@Louie2017 I love ur pfp 😳

  • @kinovinn_8969
    @kinovinn_8969 4 года назад +277

    “well that’s one enormous pancake..”
    “well i love you..”
    *ben laughing a lot*

  • @madisonsheard6565
    @madisonsheard6565 5 лет назад +15003

    First, nail artist. Next, beauty guru. Then, hairstylist. Then, barista. Then, toy reviewer. Now, cook. What’s next?

  • @nuriajazminvarelaflores8833
    @nuriajazminvarelaflores8833 4 года назад +5313

    Am I the only one thinking about how appealing their kitchen is?

    • @emensahh
      @emensahh 4 года назад +8

      No i am too
      O ma ga

    • @Psithurisprout
      @Psithurisprout 4 года назад +47

      I want their kitchen

    • @chloerivera9642
      @chloerivera9642 4 года назад +75

      More like appeeling..... ok😂 ill stop

    • @murronbaranowski
      @murronbaranowski 4 года назад +13

      APEELING

    • @0pushinP
      @0pushinP 4 года назад +7

      Núria Jazmín Varela Flores omg yes like as i was watching this i was like wow i really love her kitchen 😂❤️❤️

  • @heyimallison
    @heyimallison 3 года назад +424

    "Maple butter?"
    "It's just Canadian butter."

    • @_bebeboudeur_
      @_bebeboudeur_ 3 года назад +3

      just like salt butter in Brittany

    • @adelaidemolitz3691
      @adelaidemolitz3691 2 года назад

      Maple butter sounds hella good, do I have to go to Canada to get it? Or do I just not go to stores enough to know

    • @thebestdanjan
      @thebestdanjan 2 года назад

      @@adelaidemolitz3691 probably get some from sprouts i thino

    • @adelaidemolitz3691
      @adelaidemolitz3691 2 года назад

      @@thebestdanjan I'm not sure if there is one in my area but I don't know

  • @nadiasiraj7338
    @nadiasiraj7338 4 года назад +858

    Ben: There’s a dessert course
    Cristine: Oh yeah, it’s me
    Ben: Oooo
    Cristine: JUST KIDDING
    Me: (crying because I am laughing so hard)

  • @vanilly6960
    @vanilly6960 5 лет назад +807

    Cristine: I dont cook cuz it takes too long
    Also Cristine: *proceeds to put 100 coats of nail polish on her nails for god knows how long*

    • @chantalprins3360
      @chantalprins3360 5 лет назад +4

      Vanilly exAcTlY

    • @Anonymous-ww2wx
      @Anonymous-ww2wx 5 лет назад +2

      Nail art is her passion that's why she likes to invest lots of time in it

    • @vanilly6960
      @vanilly6960 5 лет назад +4

      @@Anonymous-ww2wx ye, everyone knows that, but still the fact she said it takes too much time made me chuckle

    • @tsukuwa6
      @tsukuwa6 5 лет назад +2

      i love this comment but please add the “how” in “god knows how long”

    • @vanilly6960
      @vanilly6960 5 лет назад

      @@tsukuwa6 oh my i didnt even notice that there was no 'how'
      Thanks for pointing that out ❤️

  • @xarialopez9548
    @xarialopez9548 5 лет назад +2540

    Cristine: "Its so scary, its so big."
    *Ben chuckles*
    Ben: "That's what she said."
    I'M WHEEZING!!!!

  • @theycallmecrybvby
    @theycallmecrybvby 4 года назад +691

    Ben: _"why did you get mozzarella that's like the least flavour cheese"_
    me: *screams in italian*

    • @ericamori646
      @ericamori646 3 года назад +19

      italians are dying seeing this pasta making video :0

    • @jush6711
      @jush6711 3 года назад +21

      Mozzarella is my fav tbh it’s not extra like all the others

    • @RumAndScarz
      @RumAndScarz 3 года назад +4

      Ikr

    • @itsdom3077
      @itsdom3077 3 года назад +5

      Me and u both I’m Italian also

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr 3 года назад +6

      @@ericamori646 i died seeing her overcook the pasta so much

  • @weebkittenuwu5862
    @weebkittenuwu5862 3 года назад +211

    Nobody gonna talk about how Cristine absolutely *slayed* making that bananas maple foster on her first try?! Ok.

  • @livinthetplife9795
    @livinthetplife9795 5 лет назад +11681

    “ima snack actually”
    _”no you’re a whole meal”_
    _”nO I’m a snack ben tHats like a tHing kids sAy”_
    *_”iM tRyiNg tO coMplimEnt yOu”_*

    • @CrystalSkies
      @CrystalSkies 5 лет назад +177

      SimplyBenLogical (I ship it so muchhhh) TwT

    • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
      @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 5 лет назад +87

      i died at that part XD lmao

    • @livinthetplife9795
      @livinthetplife9795 5 лет назад +138

      oh my gosh she noticed me I’m actually screaming

    • @cocoapuff_x
      @cocoapuff_x 5 лет назад +19

      livin the tøp life
      you’re

    • @youmum4841
      @youmum4841 5 лет назад +11

      Yaaaaaaaaassaaaaaaaaaaaaa I subbed to u just for that

  • @kinovinn_8969
    @kinovinn_8969 4 года назад +199

    cristine: going shopping for ben
    *also cristine: nUm nOmS*

  • @evievandenbiggelaar3349
    @evievandenbiggelaar3349 4 года назад +263

    Ben: “don’t eat raw pasta!”
    Me: “eating raw spaghetti while my parents are cooking”
    Oopppsss.....

    • @ivasquez-kp1cz
      @ivasquez-kp1cz 3 года назад

      Same😌

    • @RumAndScarz
      @RumAndScarz 3 года назад

      It tastes normal

    • @mariaamaral01
      @mariaamaral01 3 года назад

      Same

    • @Aiden08
      @Aiden08 2 года назад

      Omg always eating it raw because you are hungry or it tastes good

    • @fynn2350
      @fynn2350 2 года назад +2

      Well it's not unhealthy or something. It's just hard to bite and most people don't like the taste. So if you enjoy it, off you go, eat all the raw pasta you crave :D

  • @soheekwon3163
    @soheekwon3163 5 лет назад +2328

    “I am a snack”
    “No you are a whole meal”
    That is soooo Ben 😂😂😂

  • @klediapollo7064
    @klediapollo7064 5 лет назад +1988

    Ben:There is a dessert course?
    Cristine:It's me!
    Mechie&Zyler: EWWW MOM AND DAD ARE FLIRTING!

    • @meabh1655
      @meabh1655 4 года назад +12

      XD lol lmfao

    • @starryfox3366
      @starryfox3366 4 года назад +51

      How you sure their flirting? Maybe Cristine is sacrificing herself so she won't have to cook again.

    • @hellokittysjuicebox906
      @hellokittysjuicebox906 4 года назад +6

      Menchie**

  • @christmasitto1884
    @christmasitto1884 4 года назад +101

    As a person that has been cooking their entire life
    This has made me say a thousand times "Nooooo, not like that"

    • @flossy1521
      @flossy1521 3 года назад +11

      CANCELLED the metal spoon on the nonstick pan 🤦‍♀️

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr 3 года назад +8

      Honestly it upset me more that she overcooked the pasta so much

    • @ileeee69
      @ileeee69 2 года назад +1

      Yup, me too XD

  • @dragongirl01
    @dragongirl01 3 года назад +53

    I know this was a year ago but I think it's incredibly sweet. Showing him what she used to eat in collage and putting all her cooking talent to work to make him the nicest dinner she knows how to make. 😊

  • @sensenjo6813
    @sensenjo6813 5 лет назад +358

    "I'm a snack"
    "No you're a whole meal" (aw)
    "LISTEN BEYN I'M TRYNA BE COOL"

    • @starlighapril
      @starlighapril 5 лет назад

      Sensen Jo I was looking for this comment!

    • @anav3tti
      @anav3tti 5 лет назад +10

      “I’M TRYING TO COMPLIMENT YOU!!!” 🤣

    • @sharkyboi1484
      @sharkyboi1484 5 лет назад

      1 comment
      Looks at the comments
      2 comments Srsly youtube

    • @lace.c8274
      @lace.c8274 5 лет назад

      *In just trying to compliment you*

  • @JenJen-mj3us
    @JenJen-mj3us 5 лет назад +486

    "i'm a snack!"
    "no you're a whole meal"
    *cristine ignores ben*
    "i was trying to compliment you"
    this cracks me up lmaooo

  • @sohanasim3269
    @sohanasim3269 3 года назад +54

    "Macaroni in a pot, that's a WAP that's a WAP" 8:47

  • @carabarnes741
    @carabarnes741 4 года назад +56

    Cristine: what do you think
    Ben: YoU rEaLy TrIeD 🙃

  • @xerxezrax
    @xerxezrax 5 лет назад +808

    "im like a whole snacc"
    "you're like a whole meal"
    "no ben iM A SNACC"

    • @ErizaLusaria
      @ErizaLusaria 5 лет назад +16

      what ben said was so sweet its adorable hihi

  • @addisonogrady1998
    @addisonogrady1998 4 года назад +2599

    “I went to the grocery store. It was a mission”
    If only she knew what was to come

    • @tomuchcamoflauge
      @tomuchcamoflauge 3 года назад +23

      that much snow is more of a mission than wearing a mask or ordering pickup. Shoveling out a car and scraping windows for like an hour is a lot of work, and a bonus were I live sometimes shoveling the sidewalk because the people that are paid to can't be bothered

    • @kennedygraham7983
      @kennedygraham7983 3 года назад +14

      @@tomuchcamoflauge girl- more people died from covid than from snow 🙄

    • @tomuchcamoflauge
      @tomuchcamoflauge 3 года назад +7

      @@kennedygraham7983 that wasn't the point I was trying to make. As someone who lives in harsher winters than that, so much lake affect snow. the basic preventative measures for covid are still far easier than dealing with snow. Also there are parts of winter when, especially if you are older or have heart conditions, you are not supposed to be outside for more than 15 minutes because you may have a heart attack. Then because the roads are covered in ice the chances of a car accidents go up.

    • @1nval1d46
      @1nval1d46 3 года назад +6

      @@kennedygraham7983 actually more people have died from snow. So far covid has killed 1,000,000 people, while stuff that deals with snow...wrecks, freezing to death, etc. Almost 2,000 people die per year due to snow related accidents, with snow being on earth for many more centuries than covid, way more than 1,000,000 people have died.

    • @0927kira
      @0927kira 3 года назад +4

      @@1nval1d46 2,000 people dying of snow per year is still less deadlier than covid death rate

  • @aokiaaqellah
    @aokiaaqellah 4 года назад +78

    Cristine : "What if you were to eat this raw"
    Ben : "No , don't eat that
    Cristine : NoM NoM NoM NoM

  • @propolonia3056
    @propolonia3056 3 года назад +106

    Cristine: “do you like cinnamon in your pancakes?
    Ben:”I like homemade pancakes.”
    Cristine:” Well im at home so”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @urdad6700
    @urdad6700 5 лет назад +660

    "Why buy 5 ingredients when I can buy one" *_THATS SUCH A MOOD_*

    • @NxrmitaH
      @NxrmitaH 5 лет назад +5

      @@xeroxolly woahh dude chill the fuck out 😂

    • @arielgray9511
      @arielgray9511 5 лет назад +5

      IRuinEverything wow who pissed in your cereal

    • @hannahkraus2405
      @hannahkraus2405 5 лет назад

      lil gamergirl 😂

  • @tristenfelix6842
    @tristenfelix6842 5 лет назад +1769

    “That’s one enormous pancake”
    “Well, I love you”
    My heart 🥺❤️

  • @sierrachermak3483
    @sierrachermak3483 4 года назад +56

    Beeeeyyyyynnnnn: "don't eat raw pasta"
    Also cristene: *eats raw pasta*

  • @tairyhesticles7469
    @tairyhesticles7469 3 года назад +70

    Cristine: "dont eat raw pasta"
    Me having a flashback to school: *me and my friends eating a box of uncooked spaghetti in the band classroom after school*

    • @saanvi6662
      @saanvi6662 3 года назад +1

      w-what

    • @qualitysally
      @qualitysally 3 года назад +2

      why would you do that?

    • @amritagupta1987
      @amritagupta1987 3 года назад +1

      Its cristine with no H you fool, you disgrace to the holo fans out there

    • @tairyhesticles7469
      @tairyhesticles7469 3 года назад +6

      @@amritagupta1987 excuse me and my autocorrect because Cristine isnt the technically "correct" spelling. Ive known how to spell her name because ive watched her for years so you, your assumptions, and your negativity is more of a fool than i am thank you, and take the stick out your ass

    • @tairyhesticles7469
      @tairyhesticles7469 3 года назад +4

      @@qualitysally me and my friends weren't exactly ones to make good decisions

  • @yamameigivens9670
    @yamameigivens9670 5 лет назад +491

    “Why would I buy five ingredients when I can buy one?” Proceeds to buy a million things of macaroni 😂😂😂

    • @crossplayed
      @crossplayed 5 лет назад +1

      Yamamei Givens true! XD Cristine is like that! XD

  • @siddhichavan9655
    @siddhichavan9655 5 лет назад +586

    Cristine: I'm a snack
    Ben: NO, YOU'RE A WHOLE MEAL
    Cristine: *_IMMA SNACK BEN!!_*

    • @AtomicDreamWeaver
      @AtomicDreamWeaver 5 лет назад +47

      Ben quietly "I was trying to give you a compliment". Lol

    • @viktoriamh3442
      @viktoriamh3442 5 лет назад

      Help me develop the channel. You can go and watch my videos♥️
      And sorry for spamming💜💜

  • @Ellie-qp3ge
    @Ellie-qp3ge 4 года назад +55

    Christine as you can tell I went to the store yesterday it was a mission. Oh wait till you’re in 2020😂

    • @dais_yyejp
      @dais_yyejp 4 года назад

      Omg yes my life is avoiding people when I wanna buy something now🤣🤣🤣

    • @dishabansal20070
      @dishabansal20070 3 года назад +1

      Cristine with no h

  • @kori8527
    @kori8527 4 года назад +83

    As an Italian I shall get Cristine arrested for mixing different types of pasta together.

    • @MimiVonVignol
      @MimiVonVignol 2 года назад +1

      You are not italian: pasta maritata (different types of pasta combined togheter) it's totally a thing, even Rummo made it.

  • @irrelevantFJS
    @irrelevantFJS 5 лет назад +869

    Did anyone else have a mild heart attack when she used that metal spoon on a non-stick pan? 😂

    • @james_7718
      @james_7718 5 лет назад +23

      Yes! And the scraping O.O

    • @Mimyakko
      @Mimyakko 5 лет назад +4

      What's bad about that lol my family does it all the time

    • @rachele8029
      @rachele8029 5 лет назад +47

      @@Mimyakko metal scratches off the non-stick layer of pans, this is why it is best to use a wooden spoon or a plastic tool

    • @xx2996
      @xx2996 5 лет назад

      ohhhh yeah

    • @yushisaki
      @yushisaki 5 лет назад +22

      Yeah, my mom would have smacked me across the face for doing that!

  • @lyux4334
    @lyux4334 5 лет назад +689

    Ben:"I like homemade pancakes"
    Cristine:"well I am at home"

  • @user-vc4xr3mc4d
    @user-vc4xr3mc4d 6 месяцев назад +4

    Honestly she is just a big ball of sunshine..I love her!!

  • @cara2539
    @cara2539 2 года назад +12

    13:29 Ben: are you gonna attempt to flip that one giant pancake?
    Cristine: oh I'm not gonna attempt I'm gonna flip it.

  • @arianagomez2579
    @arianagomez2579 5 лет назад +3733

    Cristine:”do you like cinnamon in your pancakes?”
    Ben:”I like homemade pancakes yeah”
    Cristine:”wEll iM aT hOmE” 💀

  • @kellyle91
    @kellyle91 5 лет назад +402

    I love how clueless she is about the cooking but still manages to make really good food. That pancake flip was impressive.
    I still want to see overnight oats recipe

    • @evercuriousmichelle
      @evercuriousmichelle 5 лет назад +4

      Yes, I need to know her overnight oats secrets!

    • @hollyhales2831
      @hollyhales2831 4 года назад

      Overnight oats recipe was dropped yesterday! Hope you enjoyed

  • @nikkynormal6082
    @nikkynormal6082 2 года назад +13

    Cristine: "This is why I don't like Cooking it takes to long."
    Also Cristine: Does nails or nail art that takes hours at a time.

  • @Lauren-ws8br
    @Lauren-ws8br 4 года назад +51

    Ben: there’s a dessert course?
    Cristine: It’s me! 😏
    Ben: ooooooh
    Cristine: Just kidding
    Ben: *dies*

  • @socialanxiety6626
    @socialanxiety6626 5 лет назад +1258

    Ben: WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND!??
    Cristine: a knIfE!!
    Ben: NO!!!

    • @TheEmmaporium
      @TheEmmaporium 5 лет назад +12

      oh my god why does she have a knife

    • @itsmehilal3420
      @itsmehilal3420 5 лет назад +8

      OMG the vine ahjhhhhhhhcgghuj

    • @ajhia9522
      @ajhia9522 5 лет назад +7

      Social Anxiety I love that vine

    • @ajhia9522
      @ajhia9522 5 лет назад +3

      Also it “Let me see what you have”

    • @St4rstruc7
      @St4rstruc7 5 лет назад

      Social Anxiety where is that?

  • @AF-uy2ef
    @AF-uy2ef 5 лет назад +2305

    “I felt like you don’t really *need* butter...”
    **Screams in Southern**

  • @internaloptometrist2702
    @internaloptometrist2702 4 года назад +50

    I always thought it was wierd she called it “Kraft Dinner” but on rewatch it’s KD as the entire logo haha. Guess that’s a thing in Kanada.

    • @katherinelawrence8958
      @katherinelawrence8958 3 года назад +2

      It’s so weird I just call it Mac and cheese😂

    • @Nikki7B
      @Nikki7B 3 года назад +1

      Majority of us canadians just refer to it as KD.

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle 2 года назад

      MAC AND CHEESE IS MAC AND CHEESE

    • @-.Leo.-
      @-.Leo.- 2 года назад +1

      Kanada
      And a CANADIAN I feel insulted.

    • @-.Leo.-
      @-.Leo.- 2 года назад

      C A N A D A
      Ok😀

  • @mackenziewilliams1322
    @mackenziewilliams1322 3 года назад +11

    “This was a lovely romantic-“
    Legend has it... to this day... she never finished the sentence

    • @fynn2350
      @fynn2350 2 года назад

      Same with that pot of KD

  • @brycryfry
    @brycryfry 5 лет назад +329

    "this is why i don't cook it takes so long"
    says polish mountain

  • @madisonbutinpain6152
    @madisonbutinpain6152 5 лет назад +1051

    Bananas? On fire
    Pancakes? Hidden
    Ben? Fed
    Mac n cheese? A lot
    Hotel? Trivago

    • @fabiolally
      @fabiolally 5 лет назад +3

      lol that is hilarious 😂

    • @rosyandmimi5829
      @rosyandmimi5829 5 лет назад +2

      I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hyunjinmuffin3184
      @hyunjinmuffin3184 5 лет назад +1

      Madison The human i-

    • @Dada00x
      @Dada00x 5 лет назад +1

      Madison The human This is the best comment I’ve read so far

    • @froggy6496
      @froggy6496 5 лет назад +2

      You forgot
      Wig? Snatched

  • @sneccik4902
    @sneccik4902 3 года назад +18

    Cristine: it’s scared it’s so big !
    Ben: that’s what she said

  • @bliss5612
    @bliss5612 3 года назад +20

    Things that christine loves:
    Holo
    Taco
    Tea
    Nails
    Long nails
    Nail care
    Healthy nails
    And...
    *cooking*

  • @annibobonnie
    @annibobonnie 5 лет назад +10409

    Saf and Tyler are engaged
    Rob and Corinne are married
    Cristine and Ben are.... just Cristine and Ben

  • @rawrhayley
    @rawrhayley 5 лет назад +1703

    Are we not gonna talk about the Fiji water she used for pancake mix 😂😂

    • @mandijones8006
      @mandijones8006 5 лет назад +83

      Only the best for Beyn.

    • @shreyax12
      @shreyax12 5 лет назад +4

      @@mandijones8006
      I was going to say that.

    • @alphafart
      @alphafart 5 лет назад +12

      TATI WATER

    • @shreyax12
      @shreyax12 5 лет назад

      Nightfall Productions 😂😂😂

    • @solarcowgirl
      @solarcowgirl 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO

  • @Countryperson666
    @Countryperson666 3 года назад +7

    That bananas foster looked amazing! One small thing, if you’re going to flambé don’t use a non stick pan... use stainless steel.

    • @fynn2350
      @fynn2350 2 года назад +1

      I mean, she tried to fix the non-stick part with that metal spoon SO THERE *cringe*
      No hate, though. I'm really impressed by her cooking on camera for our entertainment. while she doesn't know how to do it.

  • @somethingsomething5067
    @somethingsomething5067 3 года назад +162

    Cristine: "Just add water"
    My early 2000's mind: "cause I'm no ordinary girl, I'm living in a deep blue underworld!"
    *if you get this reference, we should be friends*
    Edit: I just checked the replies and I love all of you very much..... h2o is better than mako mermaids btw
    Also Ricky was my favourite because she was a tomboy and I'm a trans man lol

    • @harrynguyen1680
      @harrynguyen1680 3 года назад +14

      Ally Gordon Because I’m no ordinary girl I’m from a deep blue underworld let us see the world the oyster im the pearl no ordinary girl. Yes I know this reference from H2O mermaids LOL cleo Emma and Ricky heheh

    • @Olivia-uz1zn
      @Olivia-uz1zn 3 года назад +5

      A fantasy, I’ve got the power if I just belieeeveeee! Cuz I’m no ordinary girlllll

    • @Olivia-uz1zn
      @Olivia-uz1zn 3 года назад +1

      Emma’s my fave

    • @scarletbailey6086
      @scarletbailey6086 3 года назад +6

      Cleooorr

    • @mariyasulima7254
      @mariyasulima7254 3 года назад +3

      H2o 🥺🥺

  • @vivian-zg3ve
    @vivian-zg3ve 5 лет назад +1461

    Cristine: **cooks once** “this is so easy!”

    • @genevievecai
      @genevievecai 5 лет назад +4

      my sister who's 21 trying to adult

    • @noamcriley6115
      @noamcriley6115 5 лет назад +1

      filet mignon

    • @mehsnek3164
      @mehsnek3164 5 лет назад

      669 likes. Wow

    • @likeami7087
      @likeami7087 5 лет назад

      "Flips once" XD Cuz' only then you know you're a good cooker!

  • @blurraee
    @blurraee 5 лет назад +1975

    On Bens insta he posted a pic of his food (made by chef simply) with the caption “Get yourself a girl who lights your bananas on fire.”
    Can I get an amen?!?
    Edit: um I guess people really agree with bens statement

    • @e.bepisode5314
      @e.bepisode5314 5 лет назад +8

      Live n Love A-M-E-NNNNNNN

    • @blurraee
      @blurraee 5 лет назад +7

      E.B EPISODE I amen back to that

    • @sue9866
      @sue9866 5 лет назад +12

      Live n love AmEn God bless u my friend and give u a great day / night and make ur dreams come true never stop believing never change for anyone and I know I am just a person behind a scree but I promise with all my life I will take time out my day to hear u out when u are sad 🤗

    • @chuychuy6605
      @chuychuy6605 5 лет назад +1

      AHHHMEN

    • @katieclark9354
      @katieclark9354 5 лет назад +4

      Hallelujah dear jesus can i get an amen!?
      A-AAAAMEN

  • @alejandraruge5699
    @alejandraruge5699 3 года назад +6

    Just wanna highlight Ben's smile at the very end, that's truly couple goals

  • @elenahalfhill3432
    @elenahalfhill3432 4 года назад +10

    When you shook the Kraft dinner, my cats came running 😂

  • @mireyaaleman6259
    @mireyaaleman6259 5 лет назад +1216

    Cristine:“I wonder what this tastes like raw”
    Ben:“don’t eat raw pasta”
    Cristine:*already chewing pasta*

  • @fatimiuxang
    @fatimiuxang 4 года назад +2395

    Ben: it's a dessert course
    Cristine: oh yea, its me :)
    Cristine: im a snack
    Ben: no, you're a whole meal
    Cristine: no, im a snack Ben !
    Ben: IM TRYNA COMPLIMENT YOU :(

    • @random6579
      @random6579 4 года назад +3

      Trying to*

    • @jessicarabbit9761
      @jessicarabbit9761 4 года назад +44

      @@random6579 wee wooo weeee wooo uh oh it's the grammar police :o

    • @alexesnobles3840
      @alexesnobles3840 4 года назад

      @@abigailhunt8704 it don't matter it's not like their killing some one jeez 😬😬😬

    • @alexesnobles3840
      @alexesnobles3840 4 года назад +1

      @@jessicarabbit9761 🚔🚔🚔🚓🚓🚓

    • @LEVI-ow2zh
      @LEVI-ow2zh 4 года назад +5

      lps peppipitkätossu tryna is slang-

  • @isabelrayla2228
    @isabelrayla2228 3 года назад +4

    12:40 i just realized when cristine says “i dunno” she sounds exactly like her dad when he says it in her videos😂

  • @carenatanson9687
    @carenatanson9687 3 года назад +12

    cristine: just wait for dessert.. it’s me
    ben: oooo 😏
    cristine: jk
    ben: oh😔

  • @svracastic
    @svracastic 4 года назад +2487

    Cristine: it’s so big
    Ben: that’s what she said
    Menchi: MOM DAD STOP
    Me: * W H E E Z E *

  • @elvalight2135
    @elvalight2135 5 лет назад +362

    Lol I feel they have a better relationship than most "couples" on youtube, who do pranks on each other like "fake breaking up" and "pretending to get shot" and other shit like that, or just treating each other like trash for lolz. As a general rule, if people in a relationship also function as best friends, it's a good relationship. This has been a PSA.

  • @ctrlc24
    @ctrlc24 3 года назад +4

    Cristine, you’re the only RUclipsr that really makes me laugh when I’m going through sad times you always make me laugh and feel better. Thank you so much you don’t know how much you really helped me💞

  • @ClaudiaCarranza1
    @ClaudiaCarranza1 3 года назад +3

    Cristine,
    I truly enjoyed watching you flail in the kitchen for the same reason I enjoyed watching you flail at make up and at trying new to you nail things: you show such bravery and grace, the fearlessness if trying something new and being ready to learn from the experience be it a success or a failure.
    Thank you for the inspiration. I think i may try this recipe (but with American butter because i'm in Texas) for my own bae.
    Thank you so much!

  • @nodramallama2721
    @nodramallama2721 5 лет назад +374

    My mum: What are u watching?
    Me: Simplynotcooklogical

    • @ambermai2470
      @ambermai2470 5 лет назад +6

      No DramaLama dang i wish i wrote that 😂

    • @connorjackson5043
      @connorjackson5043 5 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @sostl154
      @sostl154 5 лет назад +3

      That's not funny.

    • @Kira-ij9dy
      @Kira-ij9dy 5 лет назад +6

      @@sostl154 thats kinda dumb to say, its just your opinion but - from the likes we can clearly see that others dont really think that way so saying such negative things maybe isnt the best thing you couldve commented about- personally i found it funny and im sure others did too-

    • @ginayoung4613
      @ginayoung4613 5 лет назад +2

      No drama Lana I literally was watching this and reading the comments and my dad walked in and said what u watching I said simply not cook logical

  • @mirte5798
    @mirte5798 5 лет назад +1798

    6:50
    Ben: there is a desert course?
    Cristine: yep its me.
    Ben: oohhhh
    Im dead😂😂😂😂

    • @nikodemnikodem9778
      @nikodemnikodem9778 5 лет назад +3

      Nie uchw😥😠😞yt HHUYJJJUJKPKKJM
      Ile jest Pan 66buuujjjjkm899s8uujj88UJ bjjedcfht45objhjjjjjjjhhjjhjjjiin ijujjhhhhhhjjjjhhhjhhhhaepa5

    • @ellextric
      @ellextric 5 лет назад +9

      Nikodem Nikodem what

    • @zokwyn
      @zokwyn 5 лет назад

      yummy

    • @lily-annbarrett5580
      @lily-annbarrett5580 5 лет назад +4

      Nikodem Nikodem uhh what??

    • @Avantisnailss
      @Avantisnailss 5 лет назад +3

      Nikodem Nikodem what

  • @leola_lottie
    @leola_lottie Год назад +15

    Anyone else here binge watching her videos after seeing her latest one...?

  • @imogenrobinson2501
    @imogenrobinson2501 4 года назад +16

    Why am I watching this at night when I’m really hungry

    • @flossy1521
      @flossy1521 3 года назад

      Imogen Robinson I would just eat the melted maple butter and sugar

  • @mariahanimationsandart6079
    @mariahanimationsandart6079 5 лет назад +594

    Holo there. Here in America, the “Kraft Dinner” is called Mac & Cheese. Also in America, our president is the same color as our Mac & Cheese.

    • @vaidehichakka9467
      @vaidehichakka9467 5 лет назад +14

      OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
      💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
      💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
      💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
      💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
      💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
      💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
      😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

    • @fatimahanwaar306
      @fatimahanwaar306 5 лет назад +22

      #Shotsfired

    • @__mye__8830
      @__mye__8830 5 лет назад +11

      BWAHAHAHA

    • @alexa4673
      @alexa4673 5 лет назад +23

      I would say a little more orange probably like a shade more orange than orange.

    • @eforextra4396
      @eforextra4396 5 лет назад +12

      Not to shit on the comment but it’s Kraft Dinner (KD) sorry! 😂 #Canada

  • @paytonkeller
    @paytonkeller 5 лет назад +754

    This week on simply avoiding nail art:

  • @sarahb8640
    @sarahb8640 3 года назад +8

    Cristine: “People always want more than they think they want”
    Ben: “Nope.”

  • @tunnu850
    @tunnu850 3 года назад +4

    I love how exited she flipped the pancake
    That was just soo cute

  • @meremation4818
    @meremation4818 5 лет назад +1608

    store: how much craft dinner u want?
    cristine: yes

  • @jillyboel_
    @jillyboel_ 5 лет назад +289

    “Is skillet American for fying pan?”
    ...no. no cristine. It isn’t...it’s a different kind of paaaaannnn

  • @emmisarvijarvi595
    @emmisarvijarvi595 3 года назад

    It's so funny when I look at the old videos in a later day, years later, I almost unlike because I've already liked the video back when it came out. Luv you reader ❤️

  • @nessaann27
    @nessaann27 4 года назад +1

    This has seriously got to be one of my favorite videos like on your channel and like ever on RUclips 😂😂😂💕💕💕

  • @mariachirica4377
    @mariachirica4377 5 лет назад +877

    You need to do a tutorial for how to make overnight oats. Now that I think better WE need! iT's nOt a pRobLeM anyMorE!

    • @tammyjohnson9505
      @tammyjohnson9505 5 лет назад +7

      Yeeeaaaasss. We've heard so much about Cristines O.N.O.'s , she absolutely should make us a tutorial on how to make them.

    • @pamelakovarik9592
      @pamelakovarik9592 5 лет назад +1

      I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 5 лет назад +1

      For real

    • @novisnovis
      @novisnovis 5 лет назад

      SPILL UR TEA CRIS

    • @nicolemg949
      @nicolemg949 5 лет назад

      Cris spilll the TeA

  • @ahtziricovarrubias7288
    @ahtziricovarrubias7288 5 лет назад +1084

    Can we talk about the fact that u already know that their home is Beautiful by the way there kitchen looks...like I want a kitchen like that

    • @celesparada2719
      @celesparada2719 5 лет назад +2

      Ahtziri Covarrubias 101 like!

    • @butteredbananas1394
      @butteredbananas1394 5 лет назад +1

      @Kennedy Vest Ah my Asian country has them. Don't like ketchup but I like the chips~

    • @owentaber62
      @owentaber62 5 лет назад

      Personally I don’t like the style of cabinets but yeah it’s nice

    • @audoldends6799
      @audoldends6799 5 лет назад

      666 likes. A cursed comment

  • @jadealbarran8522
    @jadealbarran8522 2 года назад +3

    this will forever be my favorite video

  • @TheNeskvik78956123
    @TheNeskvik78956123 3 года назад +161

    Nobody:
    Me : Cringed so hard when she scraped the nonstick pan with a metal spoon..

  • @vanillaky116
    @vanillaky116 5 лет назад +300

    Get you a man who laughs at your jokes as much as Ben.

  • @btsinyourarea7299
    @btsinyourarea7299 5 лет назад +592

    just give Ben a Bratz doll makeover already

  • @honk6214
    @honk6214 4 года назад +1

    this is probably one of the funniest video you guys have made together 😂😂😍😍

  • @josiek8246
    @josiek8246 3 года назад +2

    I felt so bad for that cute dog outside

  • @gaialapupa763
    @gaialapupa763 4 года назад +1230

    Ben: are u making my romantic dinner?
    Cristine: *WhO SaId ThIs WaS RoMaNtIc?*