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  • @KingCrocoduck
    @KingCrocoduck  2 года назад +233

    You're probably not at a high enough level to follow along, so enable captions

    • @nicobruin8618
      @nicobruin8618 2 года назад +7

      Comedy gold

    • @nova_supreme8390
      @nova_supreme8390 2 года назад +14

      Thanks for the translation. Keep on educating people so they can reach higher planes.

    • @ladyselenafelicitywhite1596
      @ladyselenafelicitywhite1596 2 года назад +5

      Something tells me that the captions didn't match the conversation. I can't put my finger on it! 😔😉

    • @ladyselenafelicitywhite1596
      @ladyselenafelicitywhite1596 2 года назад +2

      By the way, just out of curiosity. Are those direct quotes from Das Kapital?
      It's been quite a few decades since I read it.
      Edit. I don't mean every quote.

    • @duckles426
      @duckles426 2 года назад +2

      @@ladyselenafelicitywhite1596 some are, but a lot are from other texts (industrial society and it's future, foucault's works etc)

  • @TheZod00
    @TheZod00 2 года назад +92

    They must be discussing the derivation of the gravitational field equations via the Einstein-Hilbert action. Simply brilliant.

    • @elmerfudd5193
      @elmerfudd5193 2 года назад +2

      I think one person interjected the spin theory as well.😅

  • @kokofan50
    @kokofan50 2 года назад +58

    When you speak with such eloquence, they other side has no choice to rise to meet you. Always go full intellectual.

    • @zygi22
      @zygi22 2 года назад

      The other side are a bunch leftist, pc, sjw idiots too. Both sides suck.

  • @darkwraithraziel6362
    @darkwraithraziel6362 2 года назад +37

    When they said AAAAAAAAAAAEUOOOOOOOOEIIIIIIIII, it did make me reflect on my position, but honestly the other person lost me when they advocated EIE IEEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE.

    • @Polymeron
      @Polymeron 2 года назад +2

      I see what you're saying, and at first I felt the same, but by my lights the following WLERWLERWLERWLER was a decent counterpoint that forces us to rethink that position.

  • @Evolutionist1859
    @Evolutionist1859 2 года назад +13

    And yet creationists deny that we're apes. 🙄

  • @TheOuroboros777
    @TheOuroboros777 2 года назад +16

    Finally someone describing politics in a way I can understand.

  • @Anglomachian
    @Anglomachian 2 года назад +11

    Alien 1: Next planet?
    Alien 2: Next planet.

    • @Humongous_Pig_Benis
      @Humongous_Pig_Benis 2 года назад +1

      Alien 3: That was never the problem and I think you're both missing the point: Should we zap them to extinction?

    • @ispamalot
      @ispamalot 2 года назад

      space isn't real dude.

    • @Anglomachian
      @Anglomachian 2 года назад

      @@ispamalot you meant alien as in foreigner

  • @ClaireCraig
    @ClaireCraig 2 года назад +14

    now we just need the dubstep remix

  • @TechofTechno
    @TechofTechno 2 года назад +18

    This is truely the most sophisticated form of human communication I have ever experienced truely nobel prize worthy

  • @aquapendulum
    @aquapendulum 2 года назад +21

    I probably need some galaxy brain to understand this level of conversation.

  • @Humongous_Pig_Benis
    @Humongous_Pig_Benis 2 года назад +14

    Watching this now I realize the why the trees have expelled us from them. They are the intelligent Life form on this planet, after all.

    • @DasGuntLord01
      @DasGuntLord01 2 года назад +2

      So long, and thanks for all the phosphorous.

  • @Google_Censored_Commenter
    @Google_Censored_Commenter 2 года назад +10

    The sign in the backgrounds makes this 10 times funnier to me, idk why.

  • @generaljackripper666
    @generaljackripper666 2 года назад +42

    >When you study history and realize civil discourse has never actually been a thing.
    >Ever.

    • @tallskinnygeek
      @tallskinnygeek 2 года назад +4

      One time, in 2006, a friend and I had a disagreement about how to approach our school project. We settled it with open inquiry and honest discourse. It was awful.
      I don't speak to that friend anymore.

  • @songckim
    @songckim 2 года назад +50

    It's funny yet it is sad because this video pretty much sums up the current state of affairs in our country.

    • @Anglomachian
      @Anglomachian 2 года назад +8

      Yep. Both sides making monkey noises at each other.

    • @grippercrapper
      @grippercrapper 2 года назад +5

      @@dannyslag - “The only good red hat is a dead red hat”
      Didn’t you say that in another comment?

    • @Camkitsune
      @Camkitsune 2 года назад +13

      @@dannyslag
      As far as I can tell both sides of the divide have a group of bigoted, aggressive zealots that are prepared to burn the world down rather than share it with anyone not in lock-step behind them.
      And when you tell even the moderate types that this is the case, both sides will immediately insist that 'our zealots are different!'
      This leaves the zealots unaddressed and inevitably results in ever-escalating idiocy.
      You _could_ try to talk the crazies in your camp down, rather than insist that they don't exist.

    • @Anglomachian
      @Anglomachian 2 года назад +3

      @@dannyslag if you think meaningless aphorisms make you seem wise and worldly, then you’re wasting your time trying to condescend to me.

    • @nunyabisnass1141
      @nunyabisnass1141 2 года назад

      Random asking a question: whuch country?
      Me: you see that dart board over there?

  • @adflicto1
    @adflicto1 2 года назад +19

    After watching this, I had to play couple of blitz chess games, read some existential philosophy, listen to Strauss, solve some partial differential equations, so i can regain the lost iq

    • @dancreary3340
      @dancreary3340 2 года назад +1

      Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but every time you watch something like this, those points are gone forever, and you are in fact one step closer to becoming like the subjects of the video. But hey, at least you'll have lots of company.

    • @mikeekim242
      @mikeekim242 Год назад

      @@dancreary3340 Whaaahuh?

  • @KalleVilenius
    @KalleVilenius 2 года назад +10

    There's a gulf between us all, between our minds. Language is a tool, a collection of arbitrary symbols agreed upon to correspond to abstract thoughts and concepts, but can we truly pass our subjective experience to one another through language? Can words really describe how we feel about this issue? The old saying goes that when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When all your communication is done through language, you begin to think it can be used to solve all your problems.
    These people know better.

  • @iseriver3982
    @iseriver3982 Год назад +1

    Between those two sides, I'd choose not living in America.

  • @deenzmartin6695
    @deenzmartin6695 2 года назад +8

    WE'RE DOOMED

  • @Z4r4sz
    @Z4r4sz 2 года назад +1

    People like that crowd are the reason shampoo has instructions.

  • @derekburge5294
    @derekburge5294 2 года назад +7

    Yeah, we've come a long way as a people.
    Can't wait to see what's next!

    • @ispamalot
      @ispamalot 2 года назад

      Nobody want's ww3 so my money's on ww4.

    • @dedr4m
      @dedr4m 2 года назад +1

      Mumble rap

  • @mikeekim242
    @mikeekim242 Год назад

    Well, this perfectly illustrates what we have with the extreme left, and the fundamentalist right in charge of things.

  • @24tommyst
    @24tommyst 2 года назад +1

    The freakshow continues! Carlin was right--these front row seats called "the USA" are great!!!

  • @HiroKone
    @HiroKone 2 года назад +5

    You know what, I actually agree with the guy in the red shirt. He makes a good point.

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 2 года назад +7

    Well now, I wasn't expecting this.

  • @Teboski78
    @Teboski78 Год назад

    Beautiful. Eloquent. Moving. Powerful. “Sir, this is a Wendy’s. Are you going to order something or just ask me to recite the ingredients of the baconator again.”

  • @georgem2334
    @georgem2334 2 года назад +4

    This is why aliens won't visit us.

    • @appahoopjack2514
      @appahoopjack2514 14 дней назад

      O, they're around... we got their attention upon Nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki... then they were like, "We gotta a closer eye on these guys"

  • @ZontarDow
    @ZontarDow 2 года назад +1

    If I could describe politics with a visual metaphor, I'd use a wheel stuck in mud, spinning, stopping, trying to find traction, then spinning again.

  • @Miranox2
    @Miranox2 2 года назад +3

    This sounds exactly like political discourse on Twitter.

    • @Sinuev1
      @Sinuev1 2 года назад +1

      Reminds me of one of those old Thunderf00t vs Ray Comfort debates.
      Which, hey - I liked Thunderf00t, but... uh, thinking on his feet in a debate ain't his strong suit. Even when the other side isn't thinking at all.

  • @cyberoptic5757
    @cyberoptic5757 2 года назад +3

    The evidence shows that we are primates, but with hats, shoes, and glasses. Still, primates!

    • @Humongous_Pig_Benis
      @Humongous_Pig_Benis 2 года назад +2

      I'm looking at my copy of Desmond Morris' _The Naked Ape_ and I'm starting reading it again.

  • @pickyphysicsstudent201
    @pickyphysicsstudent201 2 года назад +3

    It's so beautiful. It's the words she's not saying.

  • @Sinuev1
    @Sinuev1 2 года назад +4

    Give them a British accent and air it on TV 40 years ago, and I'd have sworn it was a Monty Python skit... minus not slapping each other with various kinds of fish. Like, can you not just see Michael Palin in a bowler derby doing making those noises to someone as part of an upper-middle class twit of the year nominee debate?

  • @Demogorgon47
    @Demogorgon47 2 года назад

    Wow. So this is how civilizations collapse. Not with a bang but with turkey gobbling.

  • @analogbunny
    @analogbunny 2 года назад +2

    Not sure who I'm supposed to agree with and who I'm supposed to be against in this one. The correct answer is; no.

  • @cerebralrhetoric1013
    @cerebralrhetoric1013 2 года назад

    God bless America.

  • @ratslayer4202
    @ratslayer4202 2 года назад +1

    We will need either David Attenborough or Steve Irwin at a time like this to tell us what's really going on in politics. Irwin is no longer with us and Attenborough will be 100 years old in 2025, so I'm not holding out much hope for the future.

    • @hughjasse3375
      @hughjasse3375 2 года назад

      Not really sure about Attenborough - he seems to have a very poor application of scientific method, and has a weak understanding of climate physics and geology. But he's very good at rhetoric and story telling. Showbiz family heritage.

    • @hughjasse3375
      @hughjasse3375 2 года назад

      Not really sure about Attenborough - he seems to have a very poor application of scientific method, and has a weak understanding of climate physics and geology. But he's very good at rhetoric and story telling. Showbiz family heritage.

  • @justinboggin9086
    @justinboggin9086 2 года назад +2

    I get the joke but I just can't get over how lefties always screech about how unsafe righties make them feel (see recent screeching about Shapiro at a convention of some kind). Yet she knew she was perfectly safe in the middle of group of people wearing tribal insignia and making animal noises.

    • @mathis8210
      @mathis8210 2 года назад

      The people feeling unsafe may not be the same people that run up and screech at a protest group ;)

    • @greasygranpapy7529
      @greasygranpapy7529 2 года назад

      Such an enlightened centrist, you are.😒

  • @malachi-
    @malachi- Год назад

    For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

  • @jackchu5453
    @jackchu5453 2 года назад +2

    Return to monke 🙊🙉🙈

  • @nigelbardoe3771
    @nigelbardoe3771 2 года назад

    By the end of that I was expecting them both to take a pipe out their mouths say "Indeed"

  • @bertvsrob
    @bertvsrob 2 года назад

    meanwhile the powers that be go unchallenged as they change the world irrecovably

  • @Lavabug
    @Lavabug 2 года назад

    Declining US capitalism going through it's final culture war convulsions.

  • @GEdwardsPhilosophy
    @GEdwardsPhilosophy 2 года назад +1

    Humanities, Arts and Social Science subjects are too complex and sophisticated for STEM people to understand.

  • @AndyJarman
    @AndyJarman 2 года назад +1

    Halfway through that my ear buds announced they wanted their software updating ... true story.

  • @quehostia
    @quehostia 2 года назад

    Just add narration by David Attenborough and ship the master to the Discovery Channel. We’re in business 👍🏼

  • @zippytoad507
    @zippytoad507 2 года назад

    "...the rest of you... keep banging the rocks together."

  • @jcraw6332
    @jcraw6332 2 месяца назад

    I have always wondered about those speaking in ‘tongues'?

  • @outty77
    @outty77 2 года назад +1

    All I see here is someone showing up attempting to communicate, and a crowd of nice people trying to learn their language.

  • @elmerfudd5193
    @elmerfudd5193 2 года назад

    I thought for a moment that Alex Lifeson was welcoming them into The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, then I realized they speak yeeeyeee yeeeae yeae and not bla bla bla bla bla bla………bla 😳😬

  • @therealfriday13th
    @therealfriday13th 2 года назад

    ...I suddenly understand why the answer came out to 42...

  • @gabbiewolf1121
    @gabbiewolf1121 2 года назад +2

    Political analysts, theorists, and philosophers are taking notes in heaven right now.
    All jokes aside this is a great example of how anger-brained buffoons make politics worse for everyone.

  • @varanmerten
    @varanmerten 2 года назад

    What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals!

  • @rageforthemachine
    @rageforthemachine 2 года назад

    You know the really sad thing is there are thousands of people who are on the protestors side who are watching this video and sneering, "you know that is just the perfect response, that's the only thing those kind of people understand!"

  • @antitheist3206
    @antitheist3206 2 года назад +3

    Best argument I've heard all day

    • @TheMonk72
      @TheMonk72 2 года назад

      To be fair, I've heard worse arguments. You know, the ones where you can make out the individual words but no matter how hard you try you just can't figure out why they'd strung them together in that order.

  • @ladyselenafelicitywhite1596
    @ladyselenafelicitywhite1596 2 года назад +9

    Ah, such a well reasoned and articulated arguments. Then again I have watched debates in the UK parliament live on TV. They are at about the same level. I think if it wasn't for our independent civil service nothing would ever get done by the UK government.

    • @benjaminsmith3843
      @benjaminsmith3843 2 года назад +2

      Sir Humphrey Appleby approves.

    • @DeconvertedMan
      @DeconvertedMan 2 года назад +1

      Remember when we used to be able to have disagrements in a nice cival way?
      .... wait that was never a thing?! ;)

    • @kokofan50
      @kokofan50 2 года назад +1

      You make it sound like a good thing you’re government actually does things.

    • @ladyselenafelicitywhite1596
      @ladyselenafelicitywhite1596 2 года назад

      @@benjaminsmith3843 thank you 🙋🏼‍♀️
      I thought I recognised that name but I couldn't quite place it.
      "Clarification is not to clarify things. It is to put one’s self in the clear!"
      Sir Humphrey Appleby, Yes Minister.
      I loved both Yes Minister and Yes, Prime Minister.

    • @ladyselenafelicitywhite1596
      @ladyselenafelicitywhite1596 2 года назад

      @@DeconvertedMan no, that was never a thing.

  • @billykotsos4642
    @billykotsos4642 2 года назад

    The sign is what makes this depressing

  • @Sosarchives
    @Sosarchives 2 года назад

    highly sophisticated and intellectual debate not even the greeks would compare

  • @johnfarris6152
    @johnfarris6152 2 года назад

    I wanted to make some kind of Fahrenheit 451 joke but since you all have already showed me up I'll just smile and look pretty. 😁

  • @voyagerintotheunknown
    @voyagerintotheunknown 2 года назад

    Instead of wasting energy on combating woke nonsense, please release part 3 of “Quantum Theory made easy”. Thank you.

  • @JaghataiK
    @JaghataiK 2 года назад

    Honestly, this made about as much sense as the election debates.

  • @catfishcave379
    @catfishcave379 2 года назад

    We all descend from the apes… just… some of us not very far…

  • @SlyNine
    @SlyNine 2 года назад

    That must be a robust feminist argument.

  • @TheLongDream223
    @TheLongDream223 2 года назад

    “Go get your diapies changed” is probably the single most controversial line penned by Kaczynski, but I’m happy to see someone brave enough to reference it in such a meeting of the minds.

  • @tribacioustee2846
    @tribacioustee2846 2 года назад

    My mind has been changed

  • @bobbybee2975
    @bobbybee2975 2 года назад

    I agree with the men mocking the child there.

  • @DrCruel
    @DrCruel 2 года назад

    This helps to explain why people used to eat mercury and radium.

  • @silvershank9986
    @silvershank9986 Год назад

    I understood every word and I didn't even use captions.

  • @ki11bofraggins
    @ki11bofraggins 2 года назад

    This is America, title checks out

  • @thomasdoubting
    @thomasdoubting 2 года назад

    "Das Kapital" performed by the Gobble Gobble Gobble Theatre Company. 🤮

  • @tylerbradley8124
    @tylerbradley8124 Год назад

    Any idea when part 3 of the quantum series will be coming out?

    • @tylerbradley8124
      @tylerbradley8124 Год назад +1

      I know you said you were against crowdsourcing years ago, but the quality of these videos had been great, and it’s very thought provoking. I’m sure subscribers would be happy to help

  • @SuspectDK
    @SuspectDK 2 года назад

    I like this - it makes everyone look bad

  • @Power_to_the_people567
    @Power_to_the_people567 2 года назад +1

    This is how an Idiocracy start

  • @VallornDeathblade
    @VallornDeathblade 2 года назад

    Thank you for including that "Bitch" in the captions. It made me laugh very, very hard.

  • @DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1
    @DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1 2 года назад +1

    On begalf of the actual left, I apologize for this... abomination.

  • @DKshad0w
    @DKshad0w 2 года назад +2

    Humans being humans

  • @semikolondev
    @semikolondev Год назад

    Just America.

  • @guitarsenpai420
    @guitarsenpai420 2 года назад

    Every single news channel.

  • @memonk11
    @memonk11 Год назад

    America!

  • @Zzyzzyx
    @Zzyzzyx 2 года назад

    The aliens in Galaxy Quest used this very language.

  • @IGNCupcake
    @IGNCupcake 2 года назад

    What's your thoughts on the recent developments by the James Webb telescope that is showing predictions not properly being made with the bases of an expanding universe.

  • @NirolfLuap
    @NirolfLuap 2 года назад

    only in the States

  • @TECHN01200
    @TECHN01200 2 года назад

    I get the feeling that there may be a hidden message between either the first names or last names of the people you quoted in the captions.

  • @CristiNeagu
    @CristiNeagu 2 года назад +1

    Wow. That's shameful.

  • @johngleeman8347
    @johngleeman8347 2 года назад

    Even a chimp would tell them to keep it down. XD

  • @LukeSumIpsePatremTe
    @LukeSumIpsePatremTe 2 года назад

    This is why abortion should be legal

  • @rustyosgood5667
    @rustyosgood5667 2 года назад

    I see congress is back in session....

  • @adrianthom2073
    @adrianthom2073 2 года назад

    This is clearly evidence we are still Apes.

  • @JagerIV
    @JagerIV 2 года назад

    If it's stupid but it works..
    Of course, then the question is if this is working.
    That's the true galaxy brained question.

  • @theylie7297
    @theylie7297 Год назад

    That's the exact same sounds Trigglypuff made. Is it the SJW mating call? Why is it trying to attract Trump supporters?

  • @Turinnn1
    @Turinnn1 2 года назад

    Reminds me of the video of a guy yelling at a flock of turkeys and the turkeys respond.
    Gobble gobble gobble.

  • @ClarkyClark
    @ClarkyClark 2 года назад

    Uh yup. Bout sums it up.

  • @triggertits
    @triggertits 2 года назад

    I'm sure this is not what the founding fathers imagined when they laid down the planes for the united states!!

  • @chbu7081
    @chbu7081 Год назад

    I see you found footage of either the last flat Earth conference or anti-vaxxer meeting.

  • @ispamalot
    @ispamalot 2 года назад

    I hate to break it to you duckman but this was the political discourse 5 YEARS AGO... we are waaaayyyyyy beyond even this.

  • @ILikeEpicurus
    @ILikeEpicurus 2 года назад

    Let me guess: Somewhere in the USA?

  • @bruce8443
    @bruce8443 2 года назад

    That reads like the kinds of things that people would write in fan mail to President Abraham Lincoln.
    And I don't mean the Marx Brothers!

  • @gameyraindrop9661
    @gameyraindrop9661 Год назад

    Hey can someone pls help me on how to do proper research?

  • @RatherPlayChess
    @RatherPlayChess 2 года назад

    The captions 😂😂

  • @themugwump33
    @themugwump33 2 года назад

    We’re just fucking monkeys in shoes. Always have been. Kek

  • @Morocco_Mo
    @Morocco_Mo 2 года назад

    Ah yes, return to monke

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 2 года назад

    If somebody ever denies we evolved from monkeys this video proves we're apes