"Just go ahead and cry it out, just cry it out" , "You know how they always say to get back up on the horse? Yeah I don't think you should" It sounds like those mean girls at my barn 😂
@horsesandrainbows179 wow I’m pretty sure I’d have a heart attack because I really only ride ponies and the thought of riding anything over 16.2 hands is a nightmare
I once has a trainer say EVERYONE of these things to me so I told her she needed to quit her job and find something else to do. She made me leave the barn, so I found a new one and LOVE IT!!!!
No body lol Trainer: Your gonna be late Trainer:sure I can’t tack you horse up Trainer:your gonna be an hour late Trainer:sure I can warm up your house for you Words I have never heard together 😂😂
I fractured my hip being clothes lined by a tree at full gallop a day before barrel racing competition and my instructor looked me dead in the eye, looked at my hip and said, "Well, go on.. Check your cinch and get back on!"
That seems rather negligent, maybe pain wasn't obvious at the time due to adrenaline, but I'm assuming you would probably be obviously very hurt.. it's a HIP FRACTURE. I'd kinda like to hear how the rest of that story went.
The “you’re on the wrong lead” one got me because last week we had a lesson (i haven’t learned how to switch leads yet) and we were doing canter work. The horse i was riding (Zeke) picked up the wrong lead and my trainer said. “You’re on the wrong lead, but that’s fine keep going”
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Things my trainer has actually said to me: Point your toes down and push down into your stirrups. Put your chin down and look down. Flop around, be floppy. Shake your body, wiggle your shoulders (in two point). Sit heavy in your saddle. My trainer has also taken photos and videos for me. She also has asked me what I want to work on that day. She also has told me to not add leg and do things with as little leg as possible (yes, even when jumped, but that was specific to that pony). And yes, she does tell me that I do a good job!!! There is reason to her madness... I promise you. She’s an excellent trainer and has really transformed my riding from jumping to dressage. (I have one old compilation video of me riding on my channel, so you will be able to see for yourself if you want, that she isn’t some godawful trainer ruining my riding. 🤣)
This is AWESOME! 🤣🤣 So, funny story.The other day my instructor actually said that I could put more weight into my toes because I was being pulling off balance because my toes were sticking outward away from the saddle....😮 I was shocked, but it actually worked... still in shock from that!!
I'm the type of person who is laid-back, so I do better in a positive correction. Even I would do terrible with that kind of trainer. @Gypsy Equestrian I loved the photos for Instagram part. As well as looking back at the jump! I never rode English and I hope I can some day! Your humor encourages me, in a strange way, to want to get back into riding. Don't ever take time with horses for granted, all of you, because I did. I regret it!
The only one I hear is “Good that looks great” or “Wow you are really improving!” because my trainer is really nice but she has no hesitation to criticize me either 😂
my instructor goes ask for canter then well done ask for it again your horse is so lazy. well done. that was perfect even tho we only got a corner of canter. 🤣
i've actually had my trainer ask me (seriously, not sarcastically) what i've wanted to do/thought i should do for a lesson (i.e. serpentines, 20m circles, trotting trail, etc). granted, where i go is a PATH therapy facility, and also, i try to be very aware of what i need to work on as a general concept or things i'm having trouble with. and it differs, depending on the horse (e.g. there's one who tends to drift left when she's trotting and i have trouble trotting her in 20m circles, so if that's who i'm riding that day that is what we end up deciding to work on). granted, i'm not really learning with competition in mind (that's just a happy side-effect). i just want to learn to ride and be around horses and so, i think we kind of take more of co-trainer mindset to it -- she's training me to train the horse. but she does frequently remind me "heels down, shoulders back!"
It's really sad that so many of these are just things like "You're doing great!" or "I know you're trying your best". 😢Positive reinforcement is important.
Kinda reminds me of when I was young, dumb and thought it would be a good idea to ask my instructor (who is a bit of a sarcastic bitch and I say that with humour) for a lesson bareback... During a time when I leaned forward on trot-canter transitions... Yeah my horse was mysteriously 'lame' that week and I was put on the demon pony who bucked every transition. Needless to say I made some quick acquaintances with the ground but afterwards I never leaned forward on transitions again! So something worked. Certainly not my pride after an hour of being tossed time and time again. But something did.
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"You look too prideful, go ahead and humble yourself a bit and slouch down." Made me laugh so hard!😂😂
Same xDDD
WHAT SOURCERY HAVE YOU PERFORMED- I READ THIS RIGHT EXACTLY AS THE VIDEO SAID IT-
Haha
omg since when do trainers say that i agree i will be laughing all week
IKR!!!
"Just go ahead and cry it out, just cry it out" , "You know how they always say to get back up on the horse? Yeah I don't think you should" It sounds like those mean girls at my barn 😂
That one dislike is from the Internet trainer
You mean the 4 people 💀
@@person2248 You mean the five people 💀
@@stable_mate0834 how? Does? She? Have? So? Many? Haters? 💀
@@person2248 Yeah lol
@@stable_mate0834 impossible with that kind of content. Its probably robots considering that no one in their right mind would dislike it.
Let the fear set in and revisit riding in a month made me laugh a little too loud 😅
hahahah thats my favorite line 🤣
"Feel like your bouncing!" 😂😂 I wish my trainer could say some of this stuff!! The only time they might its SUPER sarcastic.
My trainer doesn’t ask for my phone to take pictures but during lessons she sometimes snaps a few quick ones on her own phone.
Same😆
@@melittagyetvan5251 Mostly it’s for us to see our progress. She might drop dead at the thought of waisting a lesson on a photo shoot.
My parents take some pictures not my trainer
@@nattyrainbow3477 same!
Same
“Don’t count your strides”
Lol my trainer would rage 😂
happened when i read it
I could picture the rider in my head and I actually cannot explain how hard I cringed.
😂😂😂Same
“Relax up your abs” Hesitate over the jump” Flap up those arms” Heels up” less leg!Less Leg LESS LEG” OMG IM DIEING
do the opposite of that and you"ll be a great trainer
lol this so funny
Now two dislikes 😳 howwww that vid is funny and cool
"Less leg."
*Chokes on water*
The other day my coach said I was improving.... a week later I moved up a lesson and now jump over 3 foot 🥰🖤
That is AWESOME! You must feel accomplished! 💕 jumping has to be the most fun thing ever
@horsesandrainbows179 wow I’m pretty sure I’d have a heart attack because I really only ride ponies and the thought of riding anything over 16.2 hands is a nightmare
"Less leg. Less 🦵 leg!"
I can do this, I'm an riding amputee xD
@Georgia Smith it wasn't and isn't always easy to not give up, but I've come so far and I've won so much...
Lol “ Ur sitting up TOO STRAIGHT” 😂
I once has a trainer say EVERYONE of these things to me so I told her she needed to quit her job and find something else to do. She made me leave the barn, so I found a new one and LOVE IT!!!!
Why would you say she needed to quit her job
Thats rude to say that to her
This had me laughing so hard!! Never in a million years will a trainer/ instructor tell you to use ‘less leg’ or ‘keep your leg off.’😂
Haha you've never met my trainer. I wasn't allowed to use leg at all (or stirrups) my first two years with her!
No body lol
Trainer: Your gonna be late
Trainer:sure I can’t tack you horse up
Trainer:your gonna be an hour late
Trainer:sure I can warm up your house for you
Words I have never heard together 😂😂
I fractured my hip being clothes lined by a tree at full gallop a day before barrel racing competition and my instructor looked me dead in the eye, looked at my hip and said, "Well, go on.. Check your cinch and get back on!"
That seems rather negligent, maybe pain wasn't obvious at the time due to adrenaline, but I'm assuming you would probably be obviously very hurt.. it's a HIP FRACTURE. I'd kinda like to hear how the rest of that story went.
I kinda wanna watch the video again and count how many times she said "good"😂
The thumbnail explains everything
When you said heals up I was like what and I Saw with trainers don’t say 🤦♀️🤣🤣
LESS leg, LESS leg, got me dying 😂😂😂😂
The “you’re on the wrong lead” one got me because last week we had a lesson (i haven’t learned how to switch leads yet) and we were doing canter work. The horse i was riding (Zeke) picked up the wrong lead and my trainer said. “You’re on the wrong lead, but that’s fine keep going”
"less leg"
Me: I didn't know that existed
Lol go ahead and humble yourself! Haha love it! You’re so good at these!
"let the fear set in. revisit riding in a month or two." 😂😂😂
Keep up the great videos. You do awesome work! Thanks for giving equestrians a laugh 😆! We all need some fun and positivity in this world.
Omg I absolutely love thisss!!! It’s hilarious 🤣. Like legit never heard any of these 🤣
“Your my favorite student” OMGGGGGGG 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 OMG girl Looooove you and your comedy videoooooos I wish I could meeeet you one dayyyyy lovveeeeee yoluuuuuu !!!! You will do great things in life if you need any help with advice or other things I will always be here for you I am your biggest van love you 😘
my trainer looking over my shoulder watching this. 💀
Omg it hurts!!!!well done on the sarcasm!!! Your rlly good at this kind of content!🤗
*"What did you have in mind for today's lesson?"*
My riding instructor actually does ask me that at the beginning of every lesson.
Things my trainer has actually said to me: Point your toes down and push down into your stirrups. Put your chin down and look down. Flop around, be floppy. Shake your body, wiggle your shoulders (in two point). Sit heavy in your saddle. My trainer has also taken photos and videos for me. She also has asked me what I want to work on that day. She also has told me to not add leg and do things with as little leg as possible (yes, even when jumped, but that was specific to that pony). And yes, she does tell me that I do a good job!!! There is reason to her madness... I promise you. She’s an excellent trainer and has really transformed my riding from jumping to dressage. (I have one old compilation video of me riding on my channel, so you will be able to see for yourself if you want, that she isn’t some godawful trainer ruining my riding. 🤣)
Loved this video ❤️! If trainers actually said what was said in the video riding would be too easy 😂
Right?!
My trainer yells at me heels down!!!! And always look ahead. 🤣😂😅
This is AWESOME! 🤣🤣 So, funny story.The other day my instructor actually said that I could put more weight into my toes because I was being pulling off balance because my toes were sticking outward away from the saddle....😮 I was shocked, but it actually worked... still in shock from that!!
“If you feel like you’re actually going to fall, just….. put your arm ps out. Yeah, put your arms out. Relax those abs.”
Bffr😂
I love watching this channel it gets me excited for my little pony ging
Meditate on that as you approach the next jump 😂 so good, girl!!
HAHAHA you mean your trainer hasn't said that to you? 😂
2:19 Xena chilling in the dirt like 🤨🥱👀😐 “what are u sayin mom?”
" flap those arms" haha 😂🤣 my god. One of the things my trainer is hates
This is so funny! I love it!
Me and my mom who knows only a little bit abt riding laughing at this picturing my instructors saying this😂
Less leg! Ooh no
Point those toes though🤣
My teacher would never
I'm the type of person who is laid-back, so I do better in a positive correction. Even I would do terrible with that kind of trainer.
@Gypsy Equestrian I loved the photos for Instagram part. As well as looking back at the jump! I never rode English and I hope I can some day! Your humor encourages me, in a strange way, to want to get back into riding. Don't ever take time with horses for granted, all of you, because I did. I regret it!
We always stop for a photoshoot for insta every lesson 😂
This is so true! though my trainer literally sits on her phone the whole time sooooo..... western is different 😂
The best of the best sit on their phones 😂
Also talk to all their top riders and higher paying clients during your lesson 😑
that’s true ._.
@@alexandriafinch8700 oh yes
Good job coach and a great comedy
When it’s really hot my trainer makes me and my horse take a break in the shade. Sometimes if I’ve been doing well and ask for a break i get one
All of this is incorrect! The title is perfect 🤩. Soooooooo funny 🤣🤣😂😂
I can push my heels way too down so sometimes my coach actually says to bring my heels up a bit 😂 😂
Me who had a trainer who has said some of these things: 🥲
XD
Your horse is sooooo pretty😍
No trainer says what did you have in mind for the lesson!🤣
Whenever I have a bad ride my trainer goes up to my horse and says "I think you need a better rider"
No way! Oh man that’s tough!
The only one I hear is “Good that looks great” or “Wow you are really improving!” because my trainer is really nice but she has no hesitation to criticize me either 😂
This is too funny 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm going to lower my prices" I wish that were true 🤣🤣😂😂😄😄😃
Omg I wish my trainer would say anything from here! Lol😂🤩💖🐴🐎
omg when she said toes down I died and I was fighting the urge not to attack xDD also I know this is comedy
That is sooo true my trainer would never say that but I wish she would as any equestrian would want
Most instructors really mean it when they say "great job"
I should be taking lessons from you.that made me laugh
if my trainer did this, i would think she got dementia 😂😂
my instructor goes ask for canter then well done ask for it again your horse is so lazy. well done. that was perfect even tho we only got a corner of canter. 🤣
Her: keep looking at your thumbnails
Me: *wears riding gloves
‘’Less leg” made laugh so hard😂🐴
I can do this. I'm an riding amputee xD
“Less leg” is an extinct sentence 😂
When she says it’s your horses fault I’m like laughing my head off my trainers never do it
So of those made me so mad and my dad was in the car love you vids
My school teacher has said that kinda. She said "I should be paying you" To me. Because I always keep her in line lol
this was so relateable omg
I would love to have a trainer like that 🤣
Heels up😂😂😂😂
The ' less leg ' has never been heard :')
Dang- I've been doing it all wrong. Thank you for setting me straight.
Good tips!! Do the opposite of everything she said to do!!!!! 😂
i've actually had my trainer ask me (seriously, not sarcastically) what i've wanted to do/thought i should do for a lesson (i.e. serpentines, 20m circles, trotting trail, etc). granted, where i go is a PATH therapy facility, and also, i try to be very aware of what i need to work on as a general concept or things i'm having trouble with. and it differs, depending on the horse (e.g. there's one who tends to drift left when she's trotting and i have trouble trotting her in 20m circles, so if that's who i'm riding that day that is what we end up deciding to work on). granted, i'm not really learning with competition in mind (that's just a happy side-effect). i just want to learn to ride and be around horses and so, i think we kind of take more of co-trainer mindset to it -- she's training me to train the horse.
but she does frequently remind me "heels down, shoulders back!"
It's really sad that so many of these are just things like "You're doing great!" or "I know you're trying your best". 😢Positive reinforcement is important.
Kinda reminds me of when I was young, dumb and thought it would be a good idea to ask my instructor (who is a bit of a sarcastic bitch and I say that with humour) for a lesson bareback... During a time when I leaned forward on trot-canter transitions... Yeah my horse was mysteriously 'lame' that week and I was put on the demon pony who bucked every transition. Needless to say I made some quick acquaintances with the ground but afterwards I never leaned forward on transitions again! So something worked. Certainly not my pride after an hour of being tossed time and time again. But something did.
I’m speechless 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Ok this is exact toy what my trainer says excepted the opposite 😂
BAHAHAHAH I LOVE
You should do another blue leopard bareback pad giveaway! I just found your channel and I love it!
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My trainer say that I’m improving but nothing else😂
Omg so funny 😂😂
I'm cringing sooo hard right now🤣🤣
Think about falling off lol why would anyone want to fall off😂😂😂
My instructor said for me to take a pic and send it on Instagram!
Omg I want to see the rider that is listening to these things 😂😂😂
Can't think of anything you left out.
😂 maybe revisit riding in month or two
I have had less leg told to me on a very fast horse (ment not to squeeze or kick but just hold the leg still but not actually use it)
I got lucky with having my friend help out so she videos me
Exact opposite 🤣😂🤣😂😅
Point your toes is heard all the time in vaulting
When your trainer is really nice
Imagine how it feels to fall 🤣hmm is the horse called Karma?
4:06 made me laugh so hard!
my trainer says a lot of this sarcastically lol