you probably dont give a shit but if you're stoned like me during the covid times you can stream pretty much all of the latest movies on Instaflixxer. Have been binge watching with my girlfriend for the last couple of months =)
i saw a clip recently where he messed up a delivery and just said fuck it and dropped the joke altogether. definitely even funnier than whatever the joke was
Norm is the Breaking Bad of comics. Started great and just got better and better to the end....and then it was over. He's sorely missed but his ranking among the best ever continues to rise.
[3:32] No one's going to tell a joke like this these days on a major network or service. You were far better than this world deserves, Norm. Rest in peace.
@@Greylobster It wasn't a specific role, but he figured that they always need a big fat guy in a movie. Turns out they don't. They have plenty of fat guys that are much more experienced at acting and at being a fat guy than Norm.
I guess you don't watch animated comedy or podcasts? South Park had Sally Struthers looking (and talking) like Jabba the Hut. Family Guy goes after everything.
@@bluegreensubmarine then you're going to have a bad adult life if you're refusing to even care about appearing like you're a competent person. Also that's your opinion. Devo was a great band!
Ay, you forgot the fat jokes he was telling about himself when he was actually secretly bloated from anti-cancer steroid meds. Truly the zenith of all fat jokes.
Lol I always watch your channel for classic MST3K cuts and Rifftrax. I just clicked on this and didn’t recognize it was your channel. Good taste in comedy. Bravo
@@catherinebirch2399 The problem is that a small group has managed to scare most of certain portions of especially the entertainment industry and certainly also the political spectrum, but I gather we see more and more people and companies push back succesfully. I for one is quite astonished it has been allowed to come this far and I think social media with twitter and facebook in front bears most of the responsibility.
@UCtIxo62bxuo_t2AKfqsm7oA you pussies are so friggin easy. I like laughing at Norm but I prefer to laugh at you crying about things you think you can't say
I reckon that fast food outlets should have electric fence charge on the door jambs and if you can’t fit through without touching the doorway you get shocked.
Just how cool was that? As the 'King of Rockabilly' Carl Perkins sings in his song...Go Cat Go! Would really enjoy seeing Sondre & Tanya tear up the floor with their unique interpretation of this timeless Perkins classic.
"Plus it's a great place to meet fat chicks". it's hilarious and you could never get away with that these days even though it's meant in good humour . part of the reason for the death of comedy: political correctness
Obese people who become healthy have gotten a huge weight off their shoulders, as they no longer have to worry about medical issues and can move a lot more easily
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Wow, every single one of those jokes were heavy hitting!
they're also hitting heavies
you probably dont give a shit but if you're stoned like me during the covid times you can stream pretty much all of the latest movies on Instaflixxer. Have been binge watching with my girlfriend for the last couple of months =)
@Christian Caden definitely, have been using instaflixxer for years myself =)
Literally
His words have weight bro
Norm always got a twinkle in his eye when he could make the audience gasp.
Yes.
That’s a comedian’s heroin.
He was a prick who never amounted to anything beyond SNL.
People literally bigger than life makes everybody gasp ruclips.net/video/SCeT9Vh3W4U/видео.htmlsi=QNeF7gzOWR6o9hic
Norm's delivery was always flawless. I rarely saw him stumble over a line, if ever. 100% the fearless stand-up comic.
i saw a clip recently where he messed up a delivery and just said fuck it and dropped the joke altogether. definitely even funnier than whatever the joke was
He stumbles all the time...
the fat inmate 4 guy rape joke made me laugh the longest. and the ricky lake ones were awesome.
Same
Prison men are straight but no woman so ass, in freedom fuck woman what would u do in prison
Lost thirty lbs for the role
Nothing is as funny as rape!
wasn't a bad joke in there!
Meanwhile his father, Marlon Brando... ate nine pizzas!
For lunch.
That ricki lake pregnant joke is brutal
frinking laughed my but off
@@charliemunk2947 but you kept the other "t", so you couldn't have laughed THAT hard.
The punchline was the exact opposite of what everyone expected it to be, which made it 100x more hilarious.
Not as brutal as seeing her at a Chinese buffet.
Lol
Ohhh Norm. The truth is so rare to see being dished out with absolutely no filters! Miss you so much!
It's not that rare. Dumbass
Brando really did eat 9 pizzas, finally someone brave enough to tell the truth
None will beat Johnny Carson's best 'fat-joke' which was his announcement that the last portion of Orson Welles had finally died.
That was a tremendous joke.
@@20alphabet A Colossus of Rhoades joke.
LMAO!
Norm is the Breaking Bad of comics. Started great and just got better and better to the end....and then it was over. He's sorely missed but his ranking among the best ever continues to rise.
[3:32] No one's going to tell a joke like this these days on a major network or service. You were far better than this world deserves, Norm. Rest in peace.
So sad, so true. I've obviously never known the man but I feel deep sorrow for the loss of this brilliance
Cancer didn’t eat away at Norm MacDonald…. Carnie Wilson did. R.I.P Norm, you magnificent bastard.
Or so the Germans would have us believe!
He would like this joke 😂😂😂
Pound for pound, these jokes carry a lot of weight!
“...the King enjoying a hoagie.”
I love it when comedians are not afraid to tell the truth about people!😂
Hahahahah Imagine playing this to modern day fat Norm. I love Norm, btw.
Hey, he only gained that weight for a movie role.
@@Greylobster It wasn't a specific role, but he figured that they always need a big fat guy in a movie. Turns out they don't. They have plenty of fat guys that are much more experienced at acting and at being a fat guy than Norm.
Dead norm?
“Police warn that the woman is armed…, and chinned!”
I was a teenager when I first heard the Roseanne eating Tom joke. It was as good then as it is now. Rip Norm. You helped mold me in laughter.
I miss the 90s in general.
It’s John not tom
It's not the shoes that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat - Al Bundy
Norm was the best at delivering the punchline.......The right amount of.......pause.
Man, Norm MacDonald really was tons of fun.... a true heavy hitter in the world of comedy
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My eyesight is not what it used to be. For a second I thought you said "a true heavy hitler in the world of comedy"
The Best Ever on Weekend Update!
Couldn't get away with this comedy today.
Political correctness doesn’t have a sense of humor 🤡
I guess you don't watch animated comedy or podcasts? South Park had Sally Struthers looking (and talking) like Jabba the Hut. Family Guy goes after everything.
@@jeffreym.8957 I've seen that episode it is old .
Only Mr. MacDonald could sell that "fat pig" line
Basically ALL of these jokes ( and most jokes by Norm ) are 100% offensive and couldn't be done today. I love it !!!
Speaking as a longtime fat person, I approve this video
More importantly, does it _help_ you?
Pictures?
Lol....Rikki Lake.. three times!....Norm was savage!🤣😂😅
Fat jokes are timeless.
There’s a fat joke in there but I’m too lazy to think of one
Those Ricki Lake jokes were great.
"Then she will eat a huge can of frosting!" I sure miss Norm.
Rest in peace Norm. You were taken from us too soon, but I know you're knocking 'em dead up in heaven.
Man I miss the days before this “beautiful at any size” BS
And at a time when being healthy is more important than ever.
Yeah well Obese people can say they're big and beautiful all they want. Diabetes and Heart Disease don't know what political correctness is.
Al Bundy approves.
The Legend.
@@carlinrulez Four touchdowns in a single game!
For Polk High
Ricky Lake? More like Ricky Ocean 😂
Ricki*
devo076 whogivesashit*
@@bluegreensubmarine lots of people do, kiddo. You're not going to get anywhere in life being a lazy, illiterate slacker.
devo076 Names have different spellings and I’m not going to bother checking. Devo was a terrible band btw.
@@bluegreensubmarine then you're going to have a bad adult life if you're refusing to even care about appearing like you're a competent person.
Also that's your opinion. Devo was a great band!
I'm sorry to say, that was refreshing!
Thanks for the laughs Norm. RIP
I went to my doctor he told me "Open wide and say 'oink'."
Wow thanks for this!! Love it! And thanks for the Rifftrax uploads as well. Subscribed.
Norm was just the best
Norm would never be able to tell these jokes now. Because he's dead.
Ay, you forgot the fat jokes he was telling about himself when he was actually secretly bloated from anti-cancer steroid meds. Truly the zenith of all fat jokes.
not really, at this time he was truly focused on the fat and lazy, the cancer stuff came years later
Norm is the best, even Karen’s watch his content
@@guins99 I gotta change my name. Maybe Norma.
Could you imagine these jokes today? The world would stop spinning.
woud love it.
I don't think so. Unless you're implying an equal amount of fat people walked in the opposite direction to one another.
His deadpan delivery and timing were impeccable.
Aw man, norm was awesome 👌
Tremendous compilation. Well done.
It's funny cause Norm was good friends with Rosanne. They talked all the time and she used to go on his podcast a lot.
He was also a writer on her show before he went to SNL. I'm sure he knew her well enough to know she'd think it was funny too.
She went on his podcast once.
@@purplemonkeydishwasher4241She went on his podcast every day. To eat.
Lol I always watch your channel for classic MST3K cuts and Rifftrax. I just clicked on this and didn’t recognize it was your channel. Good taste in comedy. Bravo
Joan Rivers might have had the best Liz Taylor fat joke...”Her blood type is Ragu.”
Remember the one about Liz getting her ears pierced and gravy came out? Also Joan Rivers.😂
04:04 Best one. Norm is a comedy God. RIP you Legend.
Any time Norm did "that" smile (such as at 3:52), he knew he'd trolled the audience big time!
Good stuff!!
Miss him a lot. 😢
We miss you Norm.
Today Norm would have to issue a public apology and be required to undergo "Fatslob Sensitivity Training"
And he would never do it.
I believe Norm’s exact words to that required training would be “f*** off fatass!” LMAO
He’d never be able to tell these in 1930's Germany.
Or so the germans would have us believe...
Literally 1934
Unless you got the time machine.
Or in the 2020's America.
Ii miss norm already....his jokes are excellent
It’s sad that not any of those type of jokes could be done today.
Why not?
@@Peter_Riis_DK Because of the woke brigade. We aren't allowed to make fun of anyone now in case they get offended.
@@catherinebirch2399well he got fired back then too
I don't see anyone complaining....except you
@@catherinebirch2399
The problem is that a small group has managed to scare most of certain portions of especially the entertainment industry and certainly also the political spectrum, but I gather we see more and more people and companies push back succesfully.
I for one is quite astonished it has been allowed to come this far and I think social media with twitter and facebook in front bears most of the responsibility.
Im perfectly slim and trim and find fat jokes hillarious.😂😂😂😂
RIP Norm
Damn Norm I sure miss you
That first Liz Taylor joke was SAVAGE!
So was her appetite.
Boy I miss norm Mcdonald best weekend update person ever
When comedy was actually funny 😂
translation: libs suck
The thirties?
@UCtIxo62bxuo_t2AKfqsm7oA you pussies are so friggin easy. I like laughing at Norm but I prefer to laugh at you crying about things you think you can't say
"Ricki Lake is fat!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL
As a person of girth, I find each and every one of these jokes to be extremely hilarious.
3:56 I guiltily admit I laughed at this one.
I reckon that fast food outlets should have electric fence charge on the door jambs and if you can’t fit through without touching the doorway you get shocked.
The joke about cavemen was tops.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
He was so amazing
I'm still laughing...too funny.
I didn’t even know you could eat flowers
Ate 9 pizzas...
For dessert!
Just how cool was that? As the 'King of Rockabilly' Carl Perkins sings in his song...Go Cat Go! Would really enjoy seeing Sondre & Tanya tear up the floor with their unique interpretation of this timeless Perkins classic.
Forgot just how wickedly funny he was. RIP
The one about Ricki lake losing 30 lb just so she could look pregnant was brutal!
And the only actual good joke in the lot.
@@vangroover1903 Agreed, most of the jokes here are obvious and weak.
@@GlorifiedTruth His batting average was never that great, but he did have a roguish charm.
Every last one of these gems could not be done today.
I was laughing so hard I swallowed my tongue, ruptured my kidneys and defecated in my underwear. Then I went to the fridge and grabbed me a beer! 😆
The king enjoyed a hoagie
Every night before hitting the buffet.
so good, thank you norm
best laugh I've had all week
I'm a fat pig and I laughed all the way to my sty. "Oink oink oink!"
U lower than pig, insult to pigs
Thanks for having a sense of humor!
These jokes are funny, I'd share this video on social media if everyone wasn't so uptight.
Or fat.
I remember watching SNL just for Norm. OK and Farley. But mostly Norm.
this was hard to swallow...but i did it..with a side of lard.
I'd laugh my own fat ass off if this clip could be hacked onto a Lizzo concert screen. I'll bet lots and lots of fat people are laughing right now!
Man holy cow! He’d never be able to tell these in today’s climate!
But he would.
Norm MacDonald did not die.
He just went home.
Pre Fat Shaming i take it.
This was from when humor was actually funny.
"Plus it's a great place to meet fat chicks". it's hilarious and you could never get away with that these days even though it's meant in good humour . part of the reason for the death of comedy: political correctness
Another part of the reason for the death of comedy? You guessed it, Frank Stallone
Norm had a knack for poignancy. Straight and to the punch line. Miss you Norm! RIP Man.
RIP Norm MacDonald (1959-2021)
Richard Jewell would have laughed like an idiot over that.
Norm doesn't give a fuck! Hahaha!! Goddamn I love this guy! ♥️😆
As a fat person I approve these jokes
Thank you for being the bigger person.
@@mattdavis9601 LOLOL
Congrats for beating anorexia.
So mean spirited, but with a warm smile. Aahhww. The best comic ever, (aside from Mitch Hedberg).
😂😂We miss ya Norm!
Obese people who become healthy have gotten a huge weight off their shoulders, as they no longer have to worry about medical issues and can move a lot more easily
The crazy thing is, Rosanne wouldn't even be considered fat in 2023.
Pretty low hanging fruit here. Probably hanging so low because it's so heavy
Its a bend but dont break joke!
I will miss you until we meet again❤️
Best joke is about Richard Jewel. Norms delivery is 👍👍👍👍