Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs / manbo-p

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @manbo-p
    @manbo-p  Год назад +1830

    マンボウPです。僕の代表曲である「粘着系男子の15年ネチネチ」の小説版をこちらで無料連載中です!ぜひ読んでみてください!kakuyomu.jp/works/16816452219867217357

    • @imdeaf8851
      @imdeaf8851 Год назад +17

      Главный герой похож на меня

    • @伊能忠敬-e2f
      @伊能忠敬-e2f Год назад +18

      たまたま見たら17時間前?!

    • @嘘です
      @嘘です Год назад +11

      読みます( ´ཫ`)読みます( ´ཫ`)絶対読みます( ´ཫ`)

    • @alikhanzarubay5215
      @alikhanzarubay5215 Год назад +3

      can someone tell me the translation pleaseeeeeee

    • @statz3697
      @statz3697 Год назад +6

      @@alikhanzarubay5215 I put in Google translate so it might be wrong but it said Sunfish P. The novel version of my representative song "Adhesive Boys' 15 Years Necinechi" is being serialized here for free! Please read it

  • @barnet285
    @barnet285 5 лет назад +31222

    Child: How did you meet Mom?
    Dad: Geometry.

    • @CRH-391
      @CRH-391 5 лет назад +1601

      "thanks dad." "no problem geometry time"

    • @derwahreredi
      @derwahreredi 5 лет назад +493

      ... Dash

    • @akmalidham
      @akmalidham 5 лет назад +343

      It's simply geometry my dear Watson

    • @redefri9962
      @redefri9962 5 лет назад +57

      hah!👌👍

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 5 лет назад +463

      "And you are the afterMATH of our relationship."

  • @viniciuspontaroloflorencio2937
    @viniciuspontaroloflorencio2937 5 лет назад +6751

    She: Will you marry me?
    He: Geometry Time

    • @miyoubi
      @miyoubi 5 лет назад +265

      he geometry timed the marriage in half

    • @Megaswaglord
      @Megaswaglord 5 лет назад +160

      @@miyoubi he geometry timed the money after the divorce in half 🤣😢

    • @Yellow_Beatle
      @Yellow_Beatle 5 лет назад +4

      vinicius pontarolo florencio de faria смешно

    • @NezoIsTaken
      @NezoIsTaken 5 лет назад +15

      *I NEED SOME PERSONAL SPACE FOR ME AND her*

    • @BAIDEA
      @BAIDEA 5 лет назад +3

      @@Yellow_Beatle ГЕОМЕТРИ ТАЙМ

  • @axehew
    @axehew 3 года назад +8734

    I love how he messed up the cake and immediately tried erasing his whole childhood

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 3 года назад +1899

      I mean do you expect math man to have social skills

    • @ashar2706
      @ashar2706 3 года назад +529

      I think its cause, she left disappointed

    • @PillarofWind
      @PillarofWind 3 года назад +25

      hahahaha

    • @weirdoscreation
      @weirdoscreation 3 года назад +49

      @@sarahmellinger8125 for real :/

    • @enanan6458
      @enanan6458 3 года назад +166

      Man I would too If that happened to me

  • @panlis6243
    @panlis6243 8 месяцев назад +1629

    Not gonna lie. A rom-com/slice of life type of story about a dude who tries to solve every problem with geometry sounds like a pretty good idea for an anime

    • @KarkatMaritime
      @KarkatMaritime 7 месяцев назад +25

      Я подумал точно так же.

    • @redcowboys3167
      @redcowboys3167 7 месяцев назад +113

      Not really geometry but "Science fell in love so I tried to prove it" kinda follows what you want.

    • @user-qb3gm4pu2m
      @user-qb3gm4pu2m 7 месяцев назад +3

      Its so funny for real

    • @gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg
      @gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg 7 месяцев назад +15

      mangakas, start making notes

    • @alysiannnn8274
      @alysiannnn8274 7 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@redcowboys3167loved that manga, it's essentially two math majors rizzing each other up

  • @limitless_j
    @limitless_j 5 лет назад +38486

    "The only reason I got into math, was so I could find the shortest distance to you"
    That shit hit different

    • @lopezcamry
      @lopezcamry 5 лет назад +1886

      I'm using this to review for my midterm

    • @justinodonnell4393
      @justinodonnell4393 5 лет назад +2488

      This hit in a perpendicular line to my heart

    • @lemonaides3434
      @lemonaides3434 5 лет назад +427

      Yeah felt that😂

    • @chonkycat9224
      @chonkycat9224 5 лет назад +1001

      *Pick up lines for people who like math-*

    • @69mviewsnt
      @69mviewsnt 5 лет назад +395

      that shit gives me butterflies tho

  • @dudeman4514
    @dudeman4514 4 года назад +2871

    "The only reason i got into math was so i could find the shortest distance to you"
    I seriously wanna use this pickup line but i suck at math

    • @tribeguymassimo
      @tribeguymassimo 4 года назад +36

      I seriously wanna use it but I have others that take priority

    • @sleepybutter9549
      @sleepybutter9549 4 года назад +81

      I am sort of good at math so I guess I could use it. But I'd probably stutter before even saying the second word.

    • @itsme8049
      @itsme8049 4 года назад +20

      Im good at math but I think it is so embarrassing.... and in fact, finding the shortest distance for 2 points doesn't need to learn math at all. Just draw a line that connects those 2 points.

    • @Alex-xp8wl
      @Alex-xp8wl 4 года назад +10

      Well maybe just change it to "The only reason i try geometry is to find the shortest distance to you"

    • @FPSGuy100
      @FPSGuy100 4 года назад

      Bruh just take the derivative, it’s easy

  • @dudamesh9541
    @dudamesh9541 5 лет назад +4787

    The real reason he ate 80% of the cake was he tried to cut the cake in half but ended up ruining the cake and he left only the best part for her.

  • @緋色-f3g
    @緋色-f3g Год назад +1789

    「ケーキがぐちゃぐちゃだから」てことをわざわざ歌詞に入れることで全く乙女心分かってないこと表現するの好きなんだなぁ

  • @thecatalyst473
    @thecatalyst473 5 лет назад +3720

    “Ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of cake”
    I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

    • @oddhuman5801
      @oddhuman5801 5 лет назад +29

      The Catalyst more likes for you

    • @eluclid
      @eluclid 5 лет назад +18

      Everytime i look at his comment it makes me chuckle

    • @tsuumiki-tc6fi
      @tsuumiki-tc6fi 5 лет назад +8

      こにちわ🙃😒😒

    • @Mewongus
      @Mewongus 5 лет назад +10

      @@tsuumiki-tc6fi こんにちは

    • @myluciusdemon
      @myluciusdemon 5 лет назад +3

      So u mean that ur chubby?

  • @kirisunayay548
    @kirisunayay548 5 лет назад +2791

    So this what japanese people use to show students how symmetry is done

    • @aditijoshi7850
      @aditijoshi7850 5 лет назад +28

      Kirisuna Yay this comment is so damn underrated 😂 I’m dying rn
      Edit: Wait, you just posted this yesterday. Makes sense why it has less likes.

    • @rotten6253
      @rotten6253 5 лет назад +42

      Damn no wonder there grades are so good

    • @Eumelian
      @Eumelian 5 лет назад +20

      -death the kid has entered the chat-

    • @Jerry_licious
      @Jerry_licious 5 лет назад +6

      Apparently superior to how many other countries do it.

    • @jonathanlionel8745
      @jonathanlionel8745 5 лет назад +7

      True im from japan and my teacher show this to the class

  • @hayato.-7253
    @hayato.-7253 3 года назад +3434

    Friend: Hey can you give some advice on how to get a BF/Gf?
    Me: Yeah, *Geometry*

    • @zayoku6424
      @zayoku6424 3 года назад +5

      @@NotMironix lmao

    • @lusimrev
      @lusimrev 3 года назад +5

      @@NotMironix lmfao great steps great steps

    • @onurucar2995
      @onurucar2995 3 года назад +2

      GENSHIN IMPACT

    • @zayoku6424
      @zayoku6424 3 года назад

      @@onurucar2995 pft lmao

    • @onurucar2995
      @onurucar2995 3 года назад

      @@zayoku6424 lmao to you having no gf LMAAOO

  • @そこら辺の人-r7r
    @そこら辺の人-r7r Год назад +263

    最後に告白して女の子がコンパス(丸を書く)拾って
    こちらこそ みたいな感じなのほんと好き

  • @aknowleadge4787
    @aknowleadge4787 4 года назад +10598

    My mom said everyone had a beautiful side
    I guess I’m a circle.

    • @dandelionfieldss
      @dandelionfieldss 4 года назад +1863

      That means you have infinite positive sides!

    • @riccipeasy
      @riccipeasy 4 года назад +1067

      @@dandelionfieldss such a positive thinker

    • @eliezioneto8054
      @eliezioneto8054 4 года назад +897

      @@riccipeasy that's his mom with a fake account

    • @SunshineRey
      @SunshineRey 4 года назад +604

      You’re not a circle, you’re a sphere, cause no matter where we look, you always look nice.

    • @eliezioneto8054
      @eliezioneto8054 4 года назад +389

      @@SunshineRey now that's just his mom

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 5 лет назад +3852

    Cooking
    Recipe: cut the onion in half
    Him: *G E O M E T R Y TIME*

    • @aygunlek3734
      @aygunlek3734 5 лет назад +12

      Im mindblown. How to actually do this?

    • @beam3932
      @beam3932 5 лет назад +19

      @@aygunlek3734 i'm sure there's a geometric construction for a bisctor of a circle

    • @insanity4981
      @insanity4981 5 лет назад +6

      @@aygunlek3734 with Tales's teorem

    • @Cattoh
      @Cattoh 5 лет назад +26

      Mark two points in the circle
      Grab a compass and do two circles each centered on its own side
      Then with a ruler draw a line that crosses straight from the intersecting points
      AND BAM! A PERFECT HALF CIRCLE!
      Squidward: Do it again, show your process

    • @insanity4981
      @insanity4981 5 лет назад +4

      @@Cattoh I think you can't pick 2 random points
      Edit: I was wrong,I searched for that solution and I found this; ruclips.net/video/kGz_7OcU4EM/видео.html

  • @ngikjegjangbiuea
    @ngikjegjangbiuea 5 лет назад +8168

    I admire this man's ability to draw straight lines freehand
    Edit: 3:29

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 5 лет назад +393

      It a talent that few men have

    • @DPedroBoh
      @DPedroBoh 5 лет назад +329

      He at least used a compass to be sure it was straight.

    • @hooster21
      @hooster21 5 лет назад +98

      he uses a ruler '-'

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 5 лет назад +181

      hooster21
      3:30
      Except for here

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 5 лет назад +66

      Pedro Boh
      You don't use a compass to draw straight lines...

  • @無事死んだ
    @無事死んだ Год назад +494

    数学試験の途中で解く方法を知る問題が全くなくて悩んでいたが、この歌が浮かび上がったおかげで作図問題全部正解で解けた問題がカバーされて間もなく無事通過したのでありがとうございます

    • @夕凪もか
      @夕凪もか 11 месяцев назад +10

      わかる!!ともよ!!

    • @110nituuhousunnzo
      @110nituuhousunnzo 11 месяцев назад +3

      今度使う予定です

    • @とりおえげ
      @とりおえげ 10 месяцев назад +1

      受かったのですか?もし亡くなったのであればご冥福をお祈りします。

    • @emanuelstornello8009
      @emanuelstornello8009 10 месяцев назад +1

      *Geometry time!*

    • @蝶番-o6m
      @蝶番-o6m 9 месяцев назад +7

      なぜ亡くなったことにした?

  • @CroqueNWO
    @CroqueNWO 3 года назад +18547

    "The only reason I got into math was to find the shortest distance to you"
    Every nerd now has a godlike pickup line holy shit this is good

    • @bonusducks2.03
      @bonusducks2.03 3 года назад +1783

      i got another pickup line for you. I heard you like bad boys. Well, I'm bad at everything.

    • @fayolbien8889
      @fayolbien8889 3 года назад +1231

      Even Gravity will not discover, I will still fall for you.

    • @RancidKari
      @RancidKari 3 года назад +347

      @@fayolbien8889 god tier shit bro

    • @rabidporcupine0
      @rabidporcupine0 3 года назад +610

      @@bonusducks2.03 *Winks with both eyes*

    • @komishouko8740
      @komishouko8740 3 года назад +81

      @@rabidporcupine0 its a bruh

  • @histerya
    @histerya 3 года назад +1995

    pov: you took the phrase "what you learn in school will serve you in the future" very seriously by applying math in any situation in your daily life

    • @ryanrydander1595
      @ryanrydander1595 3 года назад +76

      As weird as it sounds, I find applying math where it isn't necessary to be somewhat relaxing

    • @hu3bman
      @hu3bman 3 года назад +4

      LMEO

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 3 года назад +9

      He can do it just he did it the wrong way around... should have used his skills to find the perfect gift for her... like yk a geometric item in maybe a perfectly symmetrical box

    • @alcejaylos.4257
      @alcejaylos.4257 3 года назад +1

      @@ryanrydander1595 Well, yeah, maybe 'cause it's never wrong

    • @TheOne-jm6tg
      @TheOne-jm6tg 3 года назад +7

      Well if he takes it seriously, in math there is a thing called “optimal stopping point” so theoretically he should apply that to his relationship and seek other girls to compare to determines his “optimal stopping point”

  • @manbo-p
    @manbo-p  5 лет назад +3301

    I wrote this song for mathematic textbook for junior-high students. And it's the original music video(not anime or comic).
    I hope it will be a good study aid for you. If you are not learning math, share with your friends who need to pass their next exam.
    It was my new challenge to write a song for study, and mixed it with my style: a song as a single story.
    FOLLOW my channel to find out more of my storytelling music. I hope you to ent. Thanks.

    • @okaysomething4319
      @okaysomething4319 5 лет назад +83

      Thanks for writing this song! I'll share it to one of my friends who needs to pass his college exams, as he has been stressing over it lately.

    • @qubi4570
      @qubi4570 5 лет назад +68

      I wish high school math was this easy 😭😭😭

    • @initial_a1248
      @initial_a1248 5 лет назад +10

      期末に出るので、参考にしますね!

    • @Weisior
      @Weisior 5 лет назад +25

      Back in my school days I never was into math, like... never ever again. But ironically I ended up working with it on a daily basis.
      Sometimes life can be cruel QQ

    • @blackfrost3581
      @blackfrost3581 5 лет назад +27

      dude this is really one of best uses of maths irl

  • @sugokuhigasi
    @sugokuhigasi Год назад +480

    "丸を書く"道具であるコンパスを差し出すの、マジで天才の発想だと思う

    • @はーう-c1i
      @はーう-c1i 7 месяцев назад +5

      どうゆうことですか?

    • @sugokuhigasi
      @sugokuhigasi 7 месяцев назад +62

      @@はーう-c1i最後らへんの「好きだと言った」に対して、「答えは1つ」でコンパスを差し出す
      →告白にOKの返事
      という解釈です(あくまでも私の)
      めちゃ洒落てて好きだなという⋯⋯

    • @西ヨーロッパ
      @西ヨーロッパ 7 месяцев назад +13

      その解釈めっちゃ好き

    • @はーう-c1i
      @はーう-c1i 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@sugokuhigasi あー、そうゆうことですか!めっちゃ納得です。

    • @NN-ex4hc
      @NN-ex4hc 7 месяцев назад +5

      最高の解釈

  • @mizilix3648
    @mizilix3648 4 года назад +15687

    "Dad, why is my sister named Rose?"
    "Because, your mom like roses, son"
    "Thanks, Dad!"
    "You're welcome *Geometry Time* "

    • @lman2710
      @lman2710 4 года назад +50

      Learn some english please

    • @paolahernandez1752
      @paolahernandez1752 4 года назад +848

      L man dude just enjoy the joke

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 4 года назад +500

      @@lman2710 he was correct though? He was just missing a single s far as I know. What's the deal?

    • @user-sj9gz7pr3l
      @user-sj9gz7pr3l 4 года назад +49

      Chris Hansen he wasn’t though, the whole thing was full of spelling and grammar mistakes 😅

    • @mizilix3648
      @mizilix3648 4 года назад +111

      @@lman2710 what kind of mistake did I do?

  • @maxwellmybeloved
    @maxwellmybeloved 4 года назад +2181

    BRO THE PERSON WHO DID THE LYRICS ARE JUST PROFFESIONAL

  • @MT--ug5ji
    @MT--ug5ji 4 года назад +1638

    Normal people flirting: You look cute.
    The guy in the video flirting: W H A T B E A U T I F U L L Y S H A P E D E A R R I N G S

    • @MT--ug5ji
      @MT--ug5ji 4 года назад +36

      Netheryk The girl seemed very disturbed by it tho- but I’m not saying you’re wrong,your interpretation is fine with me

    • @austintan9265
      @austintan9265 4 года назад +31

      Netheryk I think y’all are both right,
      It is indeed a smart compliment to praise her taste and all at first, but the guy continued to praise ONLY the earring by saying how it is such a “perfect” shape. The flirt basically diverged from her to the earring.

    • @miumiu39
      @miumiu39 4 года назад +13

      @@jakubpluhar4914 Ok but if a person walked up to you and said "Nice earrings look at their diamond shape with the parallel sides and the perpediculars bisect each other" you would be creeped out too!

    • @real_guy3630
      @real_guy3630 4 года назад +2

      GEOMETRY TIME

    • @elcaliguladelplata3798
      @elcaliguladelplata3798 4 года назад

      28 574B VV0UND5

  • @kaidearc8159
    @kaidearc8159 9 месяцев назад +256

    the one time where a childhood friend won

    • @AbhemPandey
      @AbhemPandey 3 месяца назад +12

      Especially a blue haired one

    • @prakharanand5760
      @prakharanand5760 2 месяца назад +7

      AS THEY SHOULD, THEY SHOULD WIN EVERYTIME, THEYRE THE BEST

  • @みみ-m4z2n
    @みみ-m4z2n 6 лет назад +1788

    数学に目覚めたのは君への最短距離を見つけるためって…カッコよすぎかよ

  • @sisamkhanal8232
    @sisamkhanal8232 3 года назад +10729

    the fact that the handsome kid's face is literally has golden ratio is just hilarious

    • @BuddinGHP
      @BuddinGHP 3 года назад +356

      Ball Breaker.

    • @no-112
      @no-112 3 года назад +213

      @@BuddinGHP I am extremely glad I'm not the only one who thought of this lmao

    • @PotyGames
      @PotyGames 3 года назад +37

      @@BuddinGHP lol i tough the same

    • @d4_kun567
      @d4_kun567 3 года назад +64

      Lesson 5

    • @hp640.
      @hp640. 3 года назад +58

      @@d4_kun567 jojo fan spotted

  • @ameliemaynard4217
    @ameliemaynard4217 4 года назад +2787

    ok but can we appreciate whoever did the subtitles

  • @KAITOgarerian
    @KAITOgarerian Год назад +101

    ボカロで覚える書下ろしなのに恋愛ソングかつネタを入れるの個性出ててすこ

  • @rjuice2832
    @rjuice2832 2 года назад +6109

    Found this song while searching "how to do geometry construction". Learned more here than my whole math class itself.

    • @salariedcrane4798
      @salariedcrane4798 2 года назад +58

      Same

    • @subratsekharsahoo6340
      @subratsekharsahoo6340 2 года назад +83

      Oh boy...then you came to the right place🙂

    • @Stelterna
      @Stelterna 2 года назад +36

      My friend is going into honors geometry next school year, so if she ever needs help…

    • @saki.susaki
      @saki.susaki 2 года назад +19

      My summer math class just started geometry construction and I was reminded of this video. So happy I first learned about this from here 😂

    • @mi-chan5385
      @mi-chan5385 2 года назад +7

      totally the truth

  • @humuhumu3069
    @humuhumu3069 3 года назад +4106

    man, these song titles are starting to become light novel titles

    • @akiferensenel7120
      @akiferensenel7120 3 года назад +42

      Lol ı came here thinking the same shit xD

    • @FishyFish223
      @FishyFish223 3 года назад +102

      Its not “starting to become” if the video is 4 years old.

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu 3 года назад +11

      "My wife is ghost" manga or music?

    • @humuhumu3069
      @humuhumu3069 3 года назад +34

      @@DEV-rw7eu honestly, you could have told me they are both a song and a manga and i wouldn't even bat an eye

    • @afterl3931
      @afterl3931 3 года назад +3

      same i click here just because that

  • @lytea5787
    @lytea5787 5 лет назад +1746

    “Damn girl that a fine diamond shaped earring lemme do some math on it”

    • @officialchickenn
      @officialchickenn 5 лет назад +3

      xd

    • @LucyDawg
      @LucyDawg 5 лет назад +15

      It’s at 69. must. not. like

    • @deviltriggers
      @deviltriggers 5 лет назад +6

      Lucy Dawg its at 70, you can like now ;^)

    • @LucyDawg
      @LucyDawg 5 лет назад +5

      s e e s a w e f f e c t not nice

    • @deviltriggers
      @deviltriggers 5 лет назад +3

      Lucy Dawg *get rekt epic troll xd lmao ur mum gay hahaha*

  • @ぬこちゃん-b7y
    @ぬこちゃん-b7y Год назад +195

    最後の君への最短距離を見つけるためだったんだっていう
    一途で純粋な思いが好き

  • @milese1671
    @milese1671 5 лет назад +844

    What if you were crying on a bench but your best friend said
    *Geometry Time*

    • @Megaswaglord
      @Megaswaglord 5 лет назад +18

      Id laugh my ass of xdd

    • @shimmeringsparkles9827
      @shimmeringsparkles9827 5 лет назад +39

      "I'd rather calculate the acceleration, velocity, and displacement of my tears as they fall"

    • @高橋一帆-l4j
      @高橋一帆-l4j 5 лет назад +3

      LOL MUST FEEL TOOO BAD

    • @rayisokay8352
      @rayisokay8352 5 лет назад +2

      i'd cry more

    • @cobalius
      @cobalius 3 месяца назад

      they would probably play tetris on you, so that you're rotated in away thats more fitting with the bench "see, that much feel better now!"

  • @user-fw3ed2hs9j
    @user-fw3ed2hs9j 6 лет назад +1978

    絶妙にイキってる感じのこの主人公好きだわ

    • @user-zh3sf2sy8e
      @user-zh3sf2sy8e 5 лет назад +118

      なんかかわいいよね

    • @user-odsn
      @user-odsn 5 лет назад +70

      イキリキッズは嫌いだけどこーゆーのはかわいい

    • @user-fw3ed2hs9j
      @user-fw3ed2hs9j 5 лет назад +17

      気付いたらいいね1000超えててびっくりしました… みんなイキリ大好きなんだね!

    • @Nina-gd5vj
      @Nina-gd5vj 5 лет назад +11

      純粋だから可愛く見えますよね

    • @憂鬱な君へバイキルミン
      @憂鬱な君へバイキルミン 5 лет назад +8

      大好き過ぎる マンボウPさん
      あとケーキ食べてまうとこ可愛い過ぎな笑

  • @kn-jt9dj
    @kn-jt9dj 3 года назад +6381

    I like how this guy uses the most elaborate ways to cut things in half

    • @llama6394
      @llama6394 3 года назад +291

      It's the only way

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 3 года назад +459

      in perfect halfs!
      also love that its basically his only solution to every problem

    • @kn-jt9dj
      @kn-jt9dj 3 года назад +411

      @@MouseGoat You gotta find your girl?
      GEOMETRY TIME
      Some dude is stealing your chick?
      GEOMETRY TIME
      You need to share a piece of cake
      GEOMETRY TIME
      It's honestly why this is one of my favorites in my mixtape. No matter the situation, this guy always finds a way to solve it by using a compass

    • @Metallicity
      @Metallicity 3 года назад +66

      @@kn-jt9dj Need to share that cake slice between three people? ORIGAMI TIME
      (seriously, trisecting an angle is impossible with the compass and straight edge from the video, but fairly simple in geometric construction by folding paper)

    • @dandirasuandar2599
      @dandirasuandar2599 3 года назад +13

      @@Metallicity thats cake mate, not a paper 😂

  • @user-odsn
    @user-odsn 10 месяцев назад +41

    気づいたら海外を中心にバズってていつの間にか2000万回再生が目前でビビった
    懐かしいのに今聞いても心に響く最高の曲だ…

  • @sophiaredwood5825
    @sophiaredwood5825 3 года назад +9782

    The way he consistently says “80%” of the cake makes me think he intricately cut and weighed each piece and made sure the calculations were flawless before eating the slices

    • @erlandochoa8278
      @erlandochoa8278 3 года назад +966

      I think it’s even better actually. You can construct a pentagon by just using a ruler and compass (which is what he’s using throughout the video in the Geomtery Times), from there it would be pretty simple to cut a cake into 5 equal parts. He knows it’s exactly 80% because of geometry, beautiful.
      Unnecessary sidenote but I think it’s a bit interesting: it’s actually even simpler than I stated to cut the cake into 5 parts because to get the pentagon what you actually do is find a length equal to a chord that “corresponds to” 1/5th the circumference of a circle so you can just use that 1/5th length to divide the cake (circle) into five equal parts, essentially cutting out the extra step of making the actual pentagon

    • @0u0_-_-
      @0u0_-_- 3 года назад +245

      @@erlandochoa8278 w..what..?

    • @レイ-x7d
      @レイ-x7d 3 года назад +542

      @@erlandochoa8278 are you the main character of the video brought to life

    • @jinclay4354
      @jinclay4354 3 года назад +270

      @@erlandochoa8278
      That's brilliant. I hadn't realized that.
      "to get the pentagon what you actually do is find a length equal to a chord that “corresponds to” 1/5th the circumference of a circle"
      I think that's actually not a good way of explaining it. Saying it "corresponds to" is ambiguous. Rather you should give a concrete description.
      To get the pentagon what you actually do is find the length of its side. With such length, the extremes of the line, as constructed in the circumference, cut the circumference in two arcs such that the smallest one is one fifth of the full circumference.
      But yes, it's interesting. The character of the song could actually just construct one side, then separate the big slice without ever cutting the cake in five.

    • @chessdopee1841
      @chessdopee1841 3 года назад +22

      Ok smarty mc smart pants don't show off your smartness too much

  • @leewen9418
    @leewen9418 4 года назад +5201

    Me and my brother fighting over the last slice of pizza:
    Mom: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*

  • @Yu_Ai
    @Yu_Ai 3 года назад +2138

    『ねじれの位置にいるみたいな顔をするな』のフレーズを聴くたびにこの人に曲を依頼した人に拍手贈りたくなる。

  • @anhnguyenduy8903
    @anhnguyenduy8903 Год назад +2250

    "The reason I got into mathematics was so I could find the shortest distance to you"
    Mathematician rizz

    • @P_I_G_G_A
      @P_I_G_G_A 7 месяцев назад +126

      Even tho in this video the most basic geometry is used, this line goes hard af

    • @azmua861
      @azmua861 6 месяцев назад +3

      up

    • @cookeyd5984
      @cookeyd5984 6 месяцев назад +30

      Bro is a Rizzmatician

    • @FranoGames
      @FranoGames 5 месяцев назад +8

      he should've gotten into Dijkstra's algorithm or Q* instead

    • @DanielSilva-gc4xz
      @DanielSilva-gc4xz 4 месяца назад +7

      Mathemarizzian

  • @zacks_wack
    @zacks_wack 5 лет назад +3495

    "ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of it myself"
    Omg I can't

    • @greenpanda575
      @greenpanda575 5 лет назад +2

      Turtle Boi200 lol

    • @ms.violet7930
      @ms.violet7930 5 лет назад +29

      And with the expressions facr he made😂

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 5 лет назад +84

      _"She offered half but I already ate 80% of it so I'm good."_
      **insert guy looking at butterfly meme**
      Me: Is this a Chad?

    • @РоманМакакий
      @РоманМакакий 5 лет назад

      Heh

    • @WildHeart378
      @WildHeart378 5 лет назад +6

      This man has the same seduction level as mine

  • @covertboat3876
    @covertboat3876 5 лет назад +1941

    "The reason I got into mathematics is so I could find the shortest distance to you"
    im crying

  • @GoliathOblivion
    @GoliathOblivion 5 лет назад +2687

    "The reason I got into mathematics was so,
    I could find the shortest distance to you..."
    I almost cried, well I already cried of laughing before, but now for a different reason

    • @maddisonpena8787
      @maddisonpena8787 5 лет назад +7

      Same here bro

    • @neocornio
      @neocornio 5 лет назад +29

      2x+4a(6y)=she not love you :v

    • @ashleey5614
      @ashleey5614 5 лет назад +4

      @GoliathOblivion what reason then?👀

    • @Fate025
      @Fate025 5 лет назад +44

      Wait isn't that the perfect pick up line for a Math Majors geek?

    • @thirdhand4780
      @thirdhand4780 5 лет назад +4

      @@Fate025 r/holup

  • @Ta-kun6
    @Ta-kun6 2 месяца назад +18

    勉強になるかと思って聞きにくるけど、そこまでの勉強にはならない神曲

  • @somebodyimnot6193
    @somebodyimnot6193 4 года назад +4040

    Parents get divorced
    The lawyers be like: *GEOMETRY TIME*

    • @thedirtyratboi8538
      @thedirtyratboi8538 4 года назад +22

      Nice

    • @mechatech9897
      @mechatech9897 4 года назад +185

      I won't let that happen!
      Differentiating divorce....
      Closed integration of love.
      Perpendicular bisection of divorce papers.
      Done! A loving couple has been saved.

    • @smugqing5164
      @smugqing5164 4 года назад +24

      @@mechatech9897 Genius

    • @bobasaursquared
      @bobasaursquared 4 года назад +4

      SomebodyImNot pog

    • @diaxola
      @diaxola 4 года назад +26

      "Make a line in the child to cut it in the half... and... of fuck"

  • @bisexual_bicycle8719
    @bisexual_bicycle8719 4 года назад +3143

    "Dad can you help me with home-"
    "GEOMETRY TIME!"

    • @arielwagner3477
      @arielwagner3477 4 года назад +59

      SAKUZUDA!

    • @Mihiara
      @Mihiara 4 года назад +71

      After a hour of dad's calculations he finally had to say ,that he had issues with geography - not geometry...

    • @cheesegrated7893
      @cheesegrated7893 3 года назад +23

      @@Mihiara He is gonna solve geography with geometry

    • @user-xj4wd1ye7q
      @user-xj4wd1ye7q 3 года назад +4

      _yes_

    • @prayformeplease
      @prayformeplease 3 года назад +3

      TIME TO CUT THE HOUSE

  • @Cibbylad
    @Cibbylad 5 лет назад +7094

    5 minutes of this taught me more about geometry than 5 years of high school

  • @カビゴン改
    @カビゴン改 8 месяцев назад +88

    主人公は数学が好きだから運動神経はそこそこなのか多分女の子は運動が得意、だから追いつけなかったし筋肉の力で壁を壊したのか
    0:04で主人公が本を開いているが高校生のときは開いていないため読み切った可能性がある。それでも持っているのは愛着があるか復習がしたいかのどちらかかな。 
    この曲が投稿されたのが2017年、その年で主人公が18歳(勝手に高3と仮定)とすると幼い主人公の年(5歳と仮定)は2004年。幼い主人公の身長は不明なので平均身長で代替。平成17年の5歳の平均身長はサイトにもよるが110.9cm。本は主人公の1/4程度ぐらいなので27.725cm大体図鑑ぐらいの大きさですね。この絵を描いた人はすごいですね。ちなみに何で主人公を高3にしたかというと主人公の背の高さです。教卓は80cmぐらいなのでひし形の説明で教卓の上に乗ったときに背がある程度予想できます 。大体180cmぐらいです。まあこの高さなら高3でしょう。それに運動神経がそこそこなのに顔面黄金比と女の子の間に机を置くことができたのは高3である程度筋力があったんじゃないかと。まあ高3でこの言動は...って話なんですがまあ天才って変な人が多いって言うし。数学の内容から中学生の可能性もありますがまあ低いでしょう。
    女の子は頭に右は三角左はバツのヘアピン?がある幼稚園の頃からそうみたいだが写真ではついていないみたい。3:20
    この学校の学ランは腕に◯2つ△一つのボタンが付いているらしい主人公の襟にも三角がついているがたまになかったり顔面黄金比や周りの生徒にはないため主人公だけのファッションかもしれない。ついでに主人公の服装は第1ボタンを外している、いや外しているというより無い。
    ケーキを八割食べたのは主人公が好きな数学で頭を使ったからかもしれない。
    主人公は女の子から馬鹿と言われた際自分はペガサスと自賛していたがひし形を褒めるとき翼をひろげていたため本当に自分でそう思っているのかもしれない。
    1:01女の子を粘液を放つ虫といっているが女の子を好意的に思っているからかそこにかわいいと加えていたり周りより容姿がいいため貶しきれていない。2:36
    女の子のイアリングはひし形だが実は付け根もひし形である。0:49
    ケーキを分けるときコンパスやものさしを使っていたり完成後のぐちゃぐちゃ具合からケーキに直接やっていたことが明らかである。2:53 また3:05でいちごが落ちそうで3:07にケーキが横になっていることからいちごが原因で倒れたのだろう
    一番最初や回想で4の書き方を間違っていることが確認できる。しかしその次の女の子と対象の位置にいるときは間違っていない。学習したんでしょうか
    女の子のもとに行く際地図を見ればわかるが川を渡っている。また持ち物がコンパスなのは最後の女の子がコンパスを見せるシーンで告白の返事をおしゃれにするためだろうが数学の本よりカバンより地図よりコンパスのほうが好きである可能性も捨てきれない...4:35
    最後のシーンでおすすめ動画の表示で女の子の顔が見えないのは視聴者にどんな顔をしているのか想像してほしいと思っているからかもしれない。ちなみに原画は目元を隠してあるが2つ目の絵は歌詞通り口元が笑っている。4:57
    何もしてないのに勝手に悪者扱いされる数学3:15

  • @thatoneguy9780
    @thatoneguy9780 3 года назад +19245

    The childhood friend is temporary but *math* is *eternal*

    • @thatoneguy9780
      @thatoneguy9780 3 года назад +583

      Eternal because of *you*

    • @swiss_cheese_0167
      @swiss_cheese_0167 3 года назад +87

      @@thatoneguy9780 cringe

    • @thatoneguy9780
      @thatoneguy9780 3 года назад +707

      @@swiss_cheese_0167 you were probably more cringe when you were 5

    • @kyryzard
      @kyryzard 3 года назад +357

      yes, the mental abuse to humans is everlasting

    • @creationterminator
      @creationterminator 3 года назад +80

      @@thatoneguy9780 it's indeed cringe, your reply on this comment

  • @mogexmoge
    @mogexmoge 3 года назад +9486

    歌詞の解説を完璧にしてくれる稀有なMV

  • @beDongbebong
    @beDongbebong 3 года назад +2843

    Kid: "how was i born, dad?"
    "use a compass to draw a circle centered on her"

    • @b-o-n-j-o-u-r
      @b-o-n-j-o-u-r 3 года назад +85

      This comment is criminally underrated

    • @ririnfox
      @ririnfox 3 года назад +28

      Omfg 💀

    • @Kane_1995
      @Kane_1995 3 года назад +12

      69 Nice

    • @idefkicabti4141
      @idefkicabti4141 3 года назад +49

      *Sighs** ight had enough of internet for now

    • @andresvalera1430
      @andresvalera1430 3 года назад +17

      "First you use a compass to draw a circle centered on a spermatozoid"

  • @Cartoonari
    @Cartoonari 9 месяцев назад +59

    Unironically showed this to my geometry teacher who showed it to all his classes 😭

  • @fantasticnipples8423
    @fantasticnipples8423 5 лет назад +9724

    Her: "Talk dirty to me."
    Him: "Your legs are spread in an obtuse angle at 103°"

    • @vutranoannguyen885
      @vutranoannguyen885 5 лет назад +332

      It would be 180° :D

    • @fantasticnipples8423
      @fantasticnipples8423 5 лет назад +1702

      @@vutranoannguyen885 No. No matter how hard you try, unless you're flexible, your legs will never bend into a straight line when spread. Besides, it's sex, not yoga, no need to rip yourself in half

    • @chiriruz1260
      @chiriruz1260 5 лет назад +1383

      sexually and mathematically roasted

    • @Reinkhiett
      @Reinkhiett 5 лет назад +57

      Cherille Gachaz 😂

    • @brandonclarke436
      @brandonclarke436 5 лет назад +297

      I just found the perpendicular line of our parallel waists 😩😩😩😩

  • @魔こと
    @魔こと 5 лет назад +525

    おすすめから来たんだけど
    日本人が全然いないと思ったら主コメもまさかの英語で草

    • @東海林-z6l
      @東海林-z6l 5 лет назад +11

      それな。
      悲しい😢…

    • @匿名-u2h
      @匿名-u2h 5 лет назад +5

      それなぁ

    • @MoZaFeT
      @MoZaFeT 5 лет назад +3

      каничива

    • @なあ-s1f
      @なあ-s1f 5 лет назад +4

      それ!

    • @白りす
      @白りす 5 лет назад +5

      英語読めねぇ…Ω\ζ°)チーン

  • @jeano7684
    @jeano7684 3 года назад +1967

    what I learned from this video:
    -how to neatly divide stuff in half
    -people's faces can be The Golden Ratio
    -don't apply math to love

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 3 года назад +122

      *-apply math to love

    • @bowlinbowlinbowlin
      @bowlinbowlinbowlin 3 года назад +88

      **-always apply math to love

    • @magimegan
      @magimegan 3 года назад +83

      * * *-apply math to everything

    • @magicjelly4766
      @magicjelly4766 3 года назад +74

      * * * *-always apply math to everything

    • @MyndMaori_Ch-ID
      @MyndMaori_Ch-ID 3 года назад +11

      I don't like math but somehow I can easily understand math compared to my friends, what should I do ? It's like i don't fall in love with that girl but I can understand her feeling towards me and understand all the signs she showed, but I don't love her and i don't wanna hurt it

  • @user-bo7vj1il2o
    @user-bo7vj1il2o Год назад +53

    0:10のギター?の入りが格好良すぎる

  • @humonguschunggus-5304
    @humonguschunggus-5304 3 года назад +7604

    It would be an interesting concept for a romance anime where the protag isn't just an average high school kid but a math maniac trying to impress his crush with his math skills.

    • @alvin5361
      @alvin5361 3 года назад +235

      yeah, that's probably interesting

    • @cognetbenjami.1112
      @cognetbenjami.1112 3 года назад +203

      It's my actual life

    • @legrandluan
      @legrandluan 3 года назад +158

      @@cognetbenjami.1112 damn you're so cool

    • @cognetbenjami.1112
      @cognetbenjami.1112 3 года назад +166

      @@legrandluan i'm just a nerdy boy who crush on a beautifull woman and the only way i found to approch her, is proove I'm rly good in maths (but it's just work a little bit and it's not enough) So i think I'm not cool . Ps : i speak french sorry for mistake i try my best

    • @legrandluan
      @legrandluan 3 года назад +50

      @@cognetbenjami.1112 Pff haha je suis française xD
      mais en tous cas, je t'espère le mieux du monde^^
      (your Englishs pretty good btw)

  • @NatiiixLP
    @NatiiixLP 3 года назад +3736

    How is it possible that Vocaloid music videos have more character development than most TV shows after 5 seasons?

  • @fluoriteaishiteiru7733
    @fluoriteaishiteiru7733 4 года назад +4883

    Child: mom, how did you and dad meet?
    Mom: WAIT DON'T ASK THAT QUESTIO-
    Dad: **bursts in the room** *GEOMETRY TIME*

  • @longforari
    @longforari Год назад +1587

    Imagine a guy eats most of the cake he got you, destroys the only piece he had left for you and because you were sad about it he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids then randomly jumps out a bush and tells you he loves you. This romance is kind of a horror movie from the girl's perspective.

    • @maalikserebryakov
      @maalikserebryakov Год назад +195

      He has a decent face so its not a horror at all
      it’s all looks bro
      I must now meditate to cope with this most unfortunate remembrance of
      the brutal blackpill

    • @zappy2073
      @zappy2073 Год назад +1

      @@maalikserebryakov jesse what the fuck are you talking about

    • @putrievonyhabibah_kimia7191
      @putrievonyhabibah_kimia7191 Год назад +272

      It's because they're childhood friend so they knew each other character and also already like each other maybe?

    • @PadaV4
      @PadaV4 Год назад +389

      Imagine your childhood friend who you like, being a dumb*ss and destroying the piece of cake you wanted to eat together with him. Which makes you leave him alone in disappointment. And than because your relationship isn't going very well in his eyes, in grief he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids, which you see and take off running and crying(because you like him), and than he runs after you, to find and comfort you and declare his love for you and you forgive him for being a dumb*ss because you actually like him.
      If ripping up a photo and destroying a cake is horror to you than you are living a super sheltered life.

    • @maalikserebryakov
      @maalikserebryakov Год назад +62

      @@PadaV4lmao
      *guy eats cake he gave*
      girl: *drops to the floor and throws her hands up to the heavens and wails in anguish*

  • @wow-cn2ed
    @wow-cn2ed 4 года назад +4608

    him: **eats 80% of the cake**
    also him: ThE pErfect giFt

    • @donce1310
      @donce1310 4 года назад +58

      This is definitely me

    • @geometryxii4792
      @geometryxii4792 4 года назад +59

      Eat 95% cake

    • @DogeSargeant
      @DogeSargeant 4 года назад +42

      Me an intellectual: *eats 101% of the cake*

    • @reaper_playz1163
      @reaper_playz1163 4 года назад +13

      DogeMuch actually quantum law forbids this

    • @ankat6756
      @ankat6756 4 года назад +28

      @@reaper_playz1163 but hunger allows it

  • @Eveki_sen_sen
    @Eveki_sen_sen 3 года назад +1748

    何も意味が分からなかった小学生から中1に上がって全部の意味が分かってこの歌のおかげで楽しんで図形やれた時は本当に嬉しかったなぁ、

    • @nikufa4407
      @nikufa4407 3 года назад +66

      いいなぁ(中3ではじめて聞いた人)

    • @Eveki_sen_sen
      @Eveki_sen_sen 3 года назад +24

      @@nikufa4407 さん
      まぁでも、いつ聴いても神曲なことに変わりは無いので大丈夫です!

    • @nikufa4407
      @nikufa4407 3 года назад +12

      @@Eveki_sen_sen ありがとう!

    • @user-wo8bn7ko6f
      @user-wo8bn7ko6f 3 года назад +11

      ちょっと海外の仲間ここ この音楽は字幕のおかげで数学にも役立ちます素晴らしい曲のおかげです!google translate

    • @Eveki_sen_sen
      @Eveki_sen_sen 3 года назад +4

      @@user-wo8bn7ko6f
      ですね〜!!
      字幕があるとどの国の人も楽しめるからとても良いですね!わざわざ日本語で返信下さりありがとうございます!!
      伝わったかな

  • @katie1925
    @katie1925 4 года назад +3101

    Plot twist: he only wanted the earings

    • @genocider9782
      @genocider9782 4 года назад +120

      I mean, they are pretty🤷

    • @andresmonroy5108
      @andresmonroy5108 3 года назад +19

      Thanos: Hay 2 gemas mas en la Tierra, mis niños vayan por ellas.
      Las gemas: Somos figuras perfectas ^-^

    • @lacucaracha1447
      @lacucaracha1447 3 года назад +90

      Plot twist: she only wanted his compass

    • @3_ormorecharacters
      @3_ormorecharacters 3 года назад +22

      i stand for both these theories

    • @dumbkid4ever224
      @dumbkid4ever224 3 года назад +15

      and the hair pin

  • @chocoweida
    @chocoweida Год назад +43

    I love this song mv so much, like i love the fact that the color scheme for the entire thing is in cool colors, like pretty much the only non-cold color is the one red pen shown in like one scene in the climax, i also love the fact that you can understand the entire concept of the song just by the art on the video(though some lines like when the protagonist compares his math skills to the girls with animals might not be that understandable) and also the fact that in the cool colors in the mv,the blue is the main one,probably because both the protagonist and the girl hair is blue, just a different shade, and also one small thing is the fact that you can clearly see the protagonist and girl personality just by their designs/poses really shows what character design+poses can do.
    Conclusion: i would watch a series with this same color scheme+art style even if it was the worst series ever put into this galaxy.

  • @omg-i5u
    @omg-i5u 7 лет назад +760

    粘液を放つ上可愛い虫ww
    好きな子になんてこと言ってんだww

  • @secondaryproductions9770
    @secondaryproductions9770 5 лет назад +3039

    "Draws a lot of measurements just to cut the picture in half"
    *Outstanding move.*

    • @YugenOfficial
      @YugenOfficial 5 лет назад +98

      Yeah thats how geometric construction works you imbecile

    • @passcraft1
      @passcraft1 5 лет назад +86

      @@YugenOfficial ah yes the perfect straight line impeccable

    • @aqua4089
      @aqua4089 5 лет назад +47

      _Yugen I think he meant he could just fold it in half to cut it, as it’s a picture and not an unfoldable 2D plane

    • @fangk.7367
      @fangk.7367 5 лет назад +62

      @@aqua4089 yes but where's the fun in that?

    • @ssj4vegeta238
      @ssj4vegeta238 5 лет назад

      i almost ruined the 666

  • @vitalsbat2310
    @vitalsbat2310 3 года назад +5617

    Lets appreciate the fact that the male character can draw straight lines with bare hands, and use a compass on a cake and on paper without a hard surface underneath

  • @paralosity9234
    @paralosity9234 7 месяцев назад +266

    Can’t believe our maths teacher actually showed us this 😭😭💀

  • @xhosag2862
    @xhosag2862 4 года назад +754

    Ok but can we just appreciate the multicolored subtitles?

  • @sarmonnimuras4138
    @sarmonnimuras4138 2 года назад +5099

    this is not a normal music video, this is a masterpiece. A whole anime storyline in 5 minutes. I've seen this video like 2 or 3 years ago and i thought i would never saw this. But here i am

    • @shinaru797
      @shinaru797 2 года назад +20

      Same LOL

    • @halzion
      @halzion 2 года назад +96

      This video used math to find it's way back into your eyes through the algorithm for 2-3 years!

    • @bensonplayzyt
      @bensonplayzyt 2 года назад +7

      same bro same

    • @Haoyu-xd2om
      @Haoyu-xd2om 2 года назад +6

      THIS IS SO TRUE

    • @Ivan-FG
      @Ivan-FG 2 года назад +3

      same

  • @translarrybutz
    @translarrybutz 4 года назад +1719

    I had this song stuck in my head during a maths test and got 97%
    I had activated geometry time

    • @k0shie110
      @k0shie110 4 года назад +53

      That is so cool

    • @70-sam-7
      @70-sam-7 4 года назад +117

      congratulations! you have unlocked the "genius weeb" title

    • @translarrybutz
      @translarrybutz 4 года назад +40

      @@70-sam-7 its an honour

    • @Glooooooooed
      @Glooooooooed 4 года назад +39

      @@70-sam-7 I got 100% on the mid semester test because this song stucked on my head lmao

    • @unluckyghxst-boy1857
      @unluckyghxst-boy1857 4 года назад +15

      It's the power of GEOMETRY TIME

  • @ashita_hope
    @ashita_hope 27 дней назад +2

    久しぶりにテストに作図問題が出るらしくもうすっかり作図方法忘れてしまっていて分からなかったのですが、さっきこの曲のおかげで練習問題の作図ができました! ほんとうに感謝です!!

  • @purpleimpostor575
    @purpleimpostor575 4 года назад +3114

    Me trying to draw straight lines: 〰️
    My teacher: ➖

    • @kawaiiamarii2240
      @kawaiiamarii2240 4 года назад +164

      One time my teacher drew a perfect circle on the whiteboard. I was beyond amazed

    • @noah7026
      @noah7026 4 года назад +21

      Kinda sus

    • @noah7026
      @noah7026 4 года назад +8

      @sayritsu I'm calling EM

    • @build-a-bearfrogewiththesp2900
      @build-a-bearfrogewiththesp2900 4 года назад +27

      must be why I'm not straight

    • @ferusikach07
      @ferusikach07 4 года назад +1

      I have silinder and minus on my glases 👁️w👁️ that's why

  • @blupros2769
    @blupros2769 4 года назад +1427

    therapist: don't worry, perfect golden ratio face will not hurt you.
    perfect golden ratio face: 1:17

  • @renaiya1666
    @renaiya1666 5 лет назад +3450

    I’m laughing my behind off at the absurdity of this song. Very cute tho

    • @monochromaticmirror5598
      @monochromaticmirror5598 5 лет назад +140

      it's like the lyricist had a geometry exam but didn't want to review so he just made a song about it XD

    • @noobkin6995
      @noobkin6995 5 лет назад +64

      was pretty sad when he ripped their photo though..and when it got to the part where she was running away from him i was like noooo don't let this be a sad ending

    • @broom_404
      @broom_404 5 лет назад +27

      *G E O M E T R Y T I M E !*

    • @swordmaster4448
      @swordmaster4448 5 лет назад

      Same...lol XD

    • @enkaphalin1111
      @enkaphalin1111 5 лет назад

      Lmao? More like LMBO

  • @H4n7z
    @H4n7z 5 месяцев назад +12

    Who else comes back to this time after time and still gets that same feeling as the first time they watched it

  • @sheepyweepyohsocreepy
    @sheepyweepyohsocreepy 5 лет назад +3209

    you: today is her birthday
    me, an intellectual: today is the day she was born

    • @carbonly4154
      @carbonly4154 5 лет назад +171

      and yesterday was the day before she was born

    • @weiss1230
      @weiss1230 5 лет назад +120

      @@carbonly4154 and tomorrow is the day after she was born

    • @potato8300
      @potato8300 5 лет назад +19

      shep Actually, this video was published in February 20th. Yes, I know it depends. So in your case, it would be October 21th, so it’s NOT her birthday today.

    • @Milkenm
      @Milkenm 5 лет назад +47

      if today is the day she was born, it means she is 0yrs old, which means fbi

    • @pikoo0302
      @pikoo0302 5 лет назад +6

      That's even better ! More people to the GEOMETRY TIME !!

  • @ahblyat4296
    @ahblyat4296 4 года назад +1475

    Me and my brother fighting on a bag of chips
    Me: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*

    • @acekotana4425
      @acekotana4425 4 года назад +86

      Pro tip:
      If you're sharing a lays chips bag with someone, split it in half and give them the upper part, this way you still get 100% of the ships and its only 99% air

    • @ahblyat4296
      @ahblyat4296 4 года назад +6

      @@acekotana4425 lmao

    • @Jinyann
      @Jinyann 4 года назад +6

      i would use it on my brother

    • @coccinellecoccinelle3568
      @coccinellecoccinelle3568 4 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @mackenziechin3667
      @mackenziechin3667 4 года назад +7

      Kotana_ "oh yeah, this is big brain time"

  • @Purelax
    @Purelax 4 года назад +3476

    *He's probably a Grand Master of Geometry Dash*

  • @naterhythm
    @naterhythm 8 месяцев назад +13

    ...then i got divorced...
    GEOMETRY TIME

  • @獣医師アニマルセラピスト吉田
    @獣医師アニマルセラピスト吉田 2 года назад +1591

    「僕が数学に目覚めたのは君への最短距離を見つけるため」って歌詞
    ガチでエモい

    • @りひ-g5l
      @りひ-g5l 2 года назад +24

      ほんとそれ鳥肌立った

    • @ppppe847
      @ppppe847 2 года назад +12

      それな

    • @shoegazeluvr
      @shoegazeluvr Год назад +6

      "serious and emo" 😭😭😭

    • @isibusokunoniwatori
      @isibusokunoniwatori Год назад +5

      初めて聞いたのがこれだったけどガチで一目惚れしたわ

  • @sircheesethethird6179
    @sircheesethethird6179 3 года назад +1349

    things i learned from this video:
    1. you can use a compass and a ruler to find the perpendicular bisector of a line
    2. you can use a compass and a ruler to find an angle's bisector
    3. if you ever mess up cutting a cake, *_drown your childhood_*
    4. perpendicular lines are shorter than direct lines

    • @cabbyunn
      @cabbyunn 3 года назад +6

      yes

    • @AuxenceF
      @AuxenceF 3 года назад +129

      5. you can use a compass and a ruler to find a girlfriend

    • @sadkritx6200
      @sadkritx6200 3 года назад +19

      Perpendicular lines are direct lines actually since it's the shortest distance between two points (at least in normal geometry, we call it euclidean geometry). Any other line will be longer .

    • @Metallicity
      @Metallicity 3 года назад +10

      In 4., he doesn't have two points, he has a point, his starting location, and a line, "the main street". So, the shortest distance from that point to that line (i.e., to get to anywhere on that street) is found by the direct path from his starting location that runs perpendicular to the street itself.

    • @sircheesethethird6179
      @sircheesethethird6179 3 года назад +3

      @@Metallicity if you take a look at 4:20, there is an arrow with her face pointing to where she is

  • @mon-jp8jt
    @mon-jp8jt 5 лет назад +3744

    I thought this was gonna be deep, cute and symbolic, but instead
    *I got math*

  • @小さな星-r7h
    @小さな星-r7h 4 месяца назад +9

    here again, 7 years later, nostalgia be hitting hard

  • @68m8rz
    @68m8rz 4 года назад +2583

    how can a song make you laugh, cringe and cry so well all at the same time

    • @CleBiscuits
      @CleBiscuits 4 года назад +43

      Why cringe idk-

    • @faesahl
      @faesahl 4 года назад +184

      @@CleBiscuits Lmao the perfect golden ratio guy scared me

    • @extramochi3513
      @extramochi3513 3 года назад +40

      Ikr 😂 it made me cry but not cringe tho

    • @anssa6163
      @anssa6163 3 года назад +13

      @@CleBiscuits i guess because its a song about geometry idk

    • @catchy9665
      @catchy9665 3 года назад

      Ye lol

  • @Moon-iv7sx
    @Moon-iv7sx 5 лет назад +623

    Dude: "I'm always looking for that one answer"
    Quadratics: *I'm about to end this mans whole career*

    • @stichyboi231
      @stichyboi231 5 лет назад +39

      Don't forget about Sine functions that have infinite solutions or polynomial functions

    • @_coma
      @_coma 5 лет назад +2

      I was about to comment that but then I saw this

    • @magnitudefallout3944
      @magnitudefallout3944 5 лет назад +18

      People in uni where an answer is always a formula: *sure go on, have fun time being carefree*

    • @arteriole
      @arteriole 5 лет назад +11

      This is why he's a Geometry guy.

    • @johnnygodoy8329
      @johnnygodoy8329 5 лет назад +2

      Well, you can still consider the pair of roots as "the one answer"

  • @羽二重餅-p7z
    @羽二重餅-p7z 4 года назад +318

    ひし形イヤリングやら正三角形ヘアピンやらをつけてくるあたり、幼なじみも作図くんのことが好きでアピールしてたりして

    • @ks-ij8sc
      @ks-ij8sc 3 года назад +8

      おおすげえ

    • @ananimeenjoyer6125
      @ananimeenjoyer6125 3 года назад

      Hmm yes, after careful consideration, i agree with you

  • @キト-f9h
    @キト-f9h 10 месяцев назад +6

    この曲を知ったのがちょうどこの範囲のテストだったので、曲のお陰で角の二等分線書けました。ありがとうございます!

  • @thetruenub
    @thetruenub 5 лет назад +1984

    This video is like
    Her: *wears diamond shaped earring*
    Him: it's geometry time.

    • @pomlo222
      @pomlo222 5 лет назад +3

      XD you’re right

    • @松田清-y4s
      @松田清-y4s 5 лет назад +5

      SORENA

    • @cyrus6087
      @cyrus6087 5 лет назад +6

      M E E E E E S T A

    • @majo6383
      @majo6383 5 лет назад +1

      (This now has 4 comments, you're welcome)

    • @thetruenub
      @thetruenub 5 лет назад +2

      @@majo6383 4?!!!

  • @plaguedoc.7802
    @plaguedoc.7802 5 лет назад +3986

    Math teacher: You always hated Math. What Happend, that you started like geometry?
    Me: Some weird japanese video
    Teacher: Wha..?
    Me: *Geometry time*

  • @餡蜜どん
    @餡蜜どん 7 лет назад +570

    ねじれの位置にいるみたいな顔をするなってとこ好きw

  • @JuuzouRCS
    @JuuzouRCS Год назад +222

    This is the ultimate musical masterpiece that no composer can ever nor could ever hope to surpass. Just accept this truth and praise this glorious piece!
    Edit:
    This actually made me cry after finishing watching it...

    • @meijuta
      @meijuta Год назад +2

      ...what

    • @e.c.h.o._
      @e.c.h.o._ Год назад +2

      the emotional damage scales with number of past traumas
      and with that conclusion I can say it's same for me

    • @maybesamzz2
      @maybesamzz2 Год назад

      I also cry while watching this too.

    • @t4nmqy
      @t4nmqy 7 месяцев назад

      This song is really good but there are many other Japanese music as good as this one or even better.

    • @t4nmqy
      @t4nmqy 7 месяцев назад +1

      What made you cry though? There's nothing really sad going on but just cute lil story of a couple.

  • @くう-g1v
    @くう-g1v 5 лет назад +314

    角の二等分線はマジ神。
    作図してたら辛いこと忘れられるし。
    ぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ。。
    作図が愛おしい。
    作図と結婚したい()

  • @user-suhoishisemaithi
    @user-suhoishisemaithi 5 лет назад +1292

    _人人人人人人人人人_
    > 作 図 だ <
     ̄Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄

  • @月秀ツキヒデ
    @月秀ツキヒデ 7 лет назад +2283

    円周率のように末永くお幸せに!

  • @user-mimitya
    @user-mimitya Год назад +7

    久しぶりに聴きにきたけどやっぱめっちゃ良い曲やん...

  • @codergold1249
    @codergold1249 2 года назад +2333

    I love the part when he said : IT'S GEOMETERYN TIME" and trisected all of the angles

  • @迷探偵パパイヤ
    @迷探偵パパイヤ 2 года назад +1645

    今更かもしれないけど「答えは一つ」で手に持っているのが円を描く時に用いるコンパスなの天才すぎる

    • @るん-e7h
      @るん-e7h 2 года назад +302

      コンパスは〇を書けるから、それを渡すことで告白OK(〇)だよって伝えてるってこと!?

    • @白ウツボ
      @白ウツボ 2 года назад +77

      おぉー!!すげぇ!!気がつかなかったわ

    • @たぬ-s2s
      @たぬ-s2s 2 года назад +75

      日本語しか読まないから日本語コメ見ると安心する…

    • @ララトピ
      @ララトピ 2 года назад +25

      @初心者いち マジレスすると作図ではコンパス以外ほとんど使わん。定規は2点を結ぶ事しか出来ない

    • @ララトピ
      @ララトピ 2 года назад +11

      @初心者いち 作図ではコンパス以外使わないよって事。意図がわからなかったらごめん

  • @Okdude-pn6gi
    @Okdude-pn6gi 3 года назад +3382

    We need a sequel called "proof algebraic equations solve all family issues"

    • @男子元気
      @男子元気 3 года назад +199

      ah yes, probably the sequel where those childhood friend ended up married but run into another problem

    • @cherylsmusic6014
      @cherylsmusic6014 3 года назад +7

      yes

    • @NotMorax
      @NotMorax 3 года назад +89

      Using the power of algebra to find my dad who left to get milk

    • @SnowBoy1008
      @SnowBoy1008 3 года назад +39

      Proof that a simple quadratic function can solve domestic abuse

    • @orxgratt6181
      @orxgratt6181 3 года назад +1

      Right omg 😭