I was at a friend's house when his 4yr old son ran up to a family friend and said, "I'm going to grow up and get a job and buy a motorcycle." She replied, "Yes Dear, but not necessarily in that order . . ." Best off the cuff comment ever.
On a scale of 10 you get a full 10, just great Steve. I take screenshots so I can remember it and use it when needed! (maybe another one for you?) There is no climate crisis, this is just preparation for doom/downfall, very slowly so that not everyone notices! 🙀🙈👽
Thanks for the visit, Paul. This is one of hundreds of songs that I've written. It's called Shattered Dreams - here's a link on my channel to another music video of the song ruclips.net/video/_0DvOzQDKfQ/видео.htmlsi=aFQfSMdUHCu7X-vy
My brother-in-law and I were talking to each other one day and a friend of ours walked up with a very bad hangover he said he was going to give up booze because he just couldn't handle the next morning my brother-in-law looked at him and said well if you lose with booze there's always hope with dope
"Sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?" That one's a keeper. And here's one from me I'd like to share: "It's not the end of the world, you know!" "It's NOT? Wow, thanks. What a relief! I was just about to refortify my apocalyptic bunker."
Thanks a lot, Dennis. I see from your profile that your a big fan of trains. Like many people of a certain age, I also have a huge nostalgia for old steam trains and used to travel on them a lot when I was younger. Miss those old days. Just seemed to be a much gentler and slower pace of life.
Thanks for your comment, Abe. It's an original song of mine called Shattered Dreams. I've composed many songs over the years and all my videos contain an original song that I've written, performed and recorded. So pleased you liked it and thanks again for the visit.
This really had me rolling on the the floor. I sent it to my Daughter. She really liked it too. Thanks for posting.
So pleased you liked it, Roy. Thanks a lot for watching and commenting.
I was at a friend's house when his 4yr old son ran up to a family friend and said, "I'm going to grow up and get a job and buy a motorcycle." She replied, "Yes Dear, but not necessarily in that order . . ." Best off the cuff comment ever.
I’ve only been wrong once in my life. That was the time I thought I was wrong but I was actually right.
Thank you so much - another one for my collection
One of my favorites too. Although I’ve always preferred the short version « I thought I was wrong once, but it was a mistake »
I thought I was wrong once,but I was mistaken
So you were wrong in thinking you were wrong when you weren’t either way you were once wrong 😊
Some really funny comments here - will definitey be using them!!!
Many thanks, Steve
Brilliant, hope I can remember some of these tomorrow! Thanks for a great video
Many thanks, Paul - hope you find them useful
Great comebacks and awesome song 😎
Thank you so much for your comment
Perfect, I use similar nuggets of cheer often, most get it about an hour later...
Thanks for the visit - hope you find some of the comments useful
Common girl give us men a break circumsicion cant cut whole thing off
@@PeterjohnDASilva-hu5ir you are likely drunk..
Aka witty insults we all wish we had thought of ourselves in the moment.
So true, Whimsy - keep a mental note of your favourites, they're sure to come in handy!
Another fantastic upload, Steve - so funny 👍
Glad you enjoyed it
Loved the soundtrack as well 😊
Thanks a lot, Denise - really appreciate it and so pleased you liked the song!
I would love to have shirts print with these and wear them daily. Love it !!!
Sounds like a great idea, Brenda - so pleased you liked them
I have a tee shirt that says "I don't need google, I know a teenager."
Nice one! Thanks for the visit.
I told someone that they were sexually self sufficient and it took them over a fortnight to realise what I called them
Thanks a lot, Eric - I'm getting more material for another video
Ah yes, joining the "Mile High" club on a solo flight.@@ericbell5272
I like the one i heard the other day. Get off my back you are not my spouse
Our stock answer is for someone spouting cr*p is "we'll agree with you then we can both be wrong"
Nice one, Vivien - thanks a lot for the visit
"Have a nice day - somewhere else"😃
Thanks a lot, Al. That's another one for my collection!
Priceless!...
Thanks a lot, John - so pleased you liked it
Brilliant ❤❤❤
Thanks, guys
Ha! Ha! This is just so good. Love it ❤
Thank you so much for your comment
On a scale of 10 you get a full 10, just great Steve. I take screenshots so I can remember it and use it when needed! (maybe another one for you?)
There is no climate crisis, this is just preparation for doom/downfall, very slowly so that not everyone notices! 🙀🙈👽
Love them all, nothing like a good laugh.
Thanks a lot, Jillie - so glad you enjoyed it
Hilarious and a great soundtrack!
Thanks a lot, Linda
Splendid!
Thank you so much
Brilliant and funny 😆😆😆👍
Thanks a lot, Lu - so pleased you like it
@@MusicalPearls Not only like - I love it and I'm gonna use it 😄😄
Excellent start to anyone’s day. Btw, what is the name of this song?
Thanks for the visit, Paul. This is one of hundreds of songs that I've written. It's called Shattered Dreams - here's a link on my channel to another music video of the song ruclips.net/video/_0DvOzQDKfQ/видео.htmlsi=aFQfSMdUHCu7X-vy
My brother-in-law and I were talking to each other one day and a friend of ours walked up with a very bad hangover he said he was going to give up booze because he just couldn't handle the next morning my brother-in-law looked at him and said well if you lose with booze there's always hope with dope
Nice one, Michael 😃
"Sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?" That one's a keeper. And here's one from me I'd like to share:
"It's not the end of the world, you know!"
"It's NOT? Wow, thanks. What a relief! I was just about to refortify my apocalyptic bunker."
Ha! Ha! Nice one, GJ - another one for my collection. Thanks for watching and commenting.
Razor-sharp!😅
Thanks again, Kobie - really nice of you to comment
Twitter Treats...ammo.
Thanks, Harold - hope you find them useful
Put the blame on everyone else but not yourself
👍👍
Thanks for watching, David
On videos saying "There is no climate crisis" I like to put the comment "Great, I'm going out to buy a car with a 400 cubic inch motor".
Thanks a lot, Dennis. I see from your profile that your a big fan of trains. Like many people of a certain age, I also have a huge nostalgia for old steam trains and used to travel on them a lot when I was younger. Miss those old days. Just seemed to be a much gentler and slower pace of life.
What song is this? Sounds really good. Has elements of Pink Floyd in it. Love it
Thanks for your comment, Abe. It's an original song of mine called Shattered Dreams. I've composed many songs over the years and all my videos contain an original song that I've written, performed and recorded. So pleased you liked it and thanks again for the visit.
Slow it down. Not everyone knows Evelyn Wood.
Not too bad. Now do one from the male perspective.