John Stahlman your friend is absolutely correct.. nothing fucking happens.. for weeks.. then BAM, you have action for 30 minutes.. then more weeks of waiting
Mikoyan sorry to break the news, but there was still some sitting around then. Here’s why: all military branches spend more time planning a mission and making contingency plans before action ever occurs. There have actually been more scrapped missions that never happened, rather than mission that were carried out in all of military history. Planning a mission can take weeks, over even months (depending on how big the mission is). Because of this, there’s nothing for the troops to do other than train and wait.. So the bulk of most soldier’s careers are spent waiting for missions to happen over sitting in actual combat.
Wow, amazing I never noticed that. But yeah you're right perfectly cut grass with maybe some strategically placed grass, trash and viscera for effect 😁🤣
Dwayne Davis Actually, I guess we are fortunate to have the self-appointed experts in comments, sharing their wisdom and insight. When they speak, scribes record every word, so future generations may benefit from their expertise. Truth is, they spend their day going to battle on X-Box, reading Soldier of Fortune and watching Bruce Lee videos. But, they did see “Platoon” twice. 🤣
Why did you post this? What made you think you could give away the truth about our profession? Now I'm never going to get any cool covert missions and I'll actually have to do taxes. Thanks a lot.
I'm a college student, I can tell you how inaccurate Blue Mountain State is On that same token, I went to high school. I can tell you how inaccurate iCarly, Drake and Josh, High School Musical and Riverdale all are
Word! I’m a college student and that show made it seem like people were just getting head under the desks and was like ground zero for gonorreah. It’s very tame for the most part, like sure sex happens but like, it’s not to the insane extent that show or porn makes it out to be.
My father was a Master Sargent in the marine corps during WW II and Korea. He didn’t talk about war but once I asked him how he was able to get his men to leave those boats when they knew they had a 50% chance of dying and is answer was…..because they have 100% chance of dying if they don’t. That was the last question I ever asked him about war.
Ww2 was dark. This might not 100% be accurate but i recall being taught that the nazi special forces "totenkopfstaffel" Killed anyone who wouldn't charge in trench fights.
I guess that would make you disembark rather swiftly. The invasion of Normandy is the operation that I would have feared the most as far as I know. Imagine artillery landing with bullets pinging then gate dropping and men piling up blocking the way wounded or killed on the bow. Those still aboard have to get over those that aren't going any farther the entire time knowing 8 mm rounds are incoming still. It had to be chaotic and terrifying as well as disheartening. I guess that's why it burns me like fire to see such ignorant disrespect when someone waves a Nazi flag at a protest in the US . What could they be thinking.
I am a regular soldier, and I thought I was the only one to catch the charging handle was still back. The same points he makes pisses me off as well. This dude is so true. The Navy seal stuff I can't speak on, but the training, practice, and briefings is something everyone in the military has experienced and is mind numbing and boring. We sit through 8 to 16 hours of PowerPoints to drive a damn Humvee, I can't even imagine an actual operation from beginning to end.
Maybe because it was based on book written by journalist who was with them whole time. And two marines who actually were there worked as consultants during filming.
Watch John Wick, he literally changes clips every 8-10 shots, every time he switches guns, he takes the clips off the dead bodies to match.... it's amazing his hand eye coordination. While John Wick 1 is a better film/story, 2 is even more technically proficient (I realize it's an imaginary world and he kills 100+ people every movie, but I mean his ability). They also avoid cutting away from him during those extended fight and shootout scenes. His judo/bjj is amazing too. No way I bought Common able to go hand to hand with him.
@@jokarpinski22 I just watched the first film last night and didn't notice anything too off with the magazine capacity. Will have to watch it again and count lol.
Always with the pumping! Like either they pump it twice before firing, like "bitch you just ejected a perfectly good shell", or they don't pump it at all.
@@TILLEYJS They think the pumping is more intimidating, as if having a shotgun pointed at their fucking face wasn't already grabbing their attention LoL
It's a long story so I'll shorten it up. When I was about 17 I was involved in some stuff I shouldn't have been involved in. It was at night time and we were out in the country. When the cops showed up I got away and I was running down a dirt road on a farm next to where the stuff was going on. All of a sudden I heard someone rack a shell into a shotgun and I stopped dead in my tracks. All I can say is that with me anyway, that sound worked. Turns out the guy with the shotgun was someone I knew and he let me go, but he did say he would talk to my old man about this later. Thankfully he never did. Well I guess he never did, because if had, I'm pretty sure my dad would have killed me... LOL
I love the movie but I personally see it as being science-fiction as much as The Terminator movies,Aliens and Starship Troopers are.I I think it should have marketed itself that way(as science fiction and fantasy) because outside of the SEAL Teams being a real organization-there isn't anything else that's even slightly realistic about the movie. Navy SEALs is basically a science fiction,action-adventure fantasy movie. I think if you're making a movie or book and it's fiction and you market it as such,there won't be a problem with people saying it's unrealistic because that's part of the point.Former Navy SEAL Jack Carr writes popular fiction books and he just goes to town with it but it works because he doesn't claim that they're anything other than fiction.Same thing with Tom Clancy and Brad Thor books. I'm going to be writing comics and books in the future and likewise,they'll all be fiction and fantasy. I would love to see a sequel to Navy SEALs made(with different actors,obviously) but one that's either more realistic or that's just a full-on science fiction movie.
So what I gathered is Lord of the Rings is the most accurate war film ever. Not quite 50 hours as he suggested but you get over 11 hours. And 90% of it is just walking around.
‘Saving private Ryan’ and ‘black hawk down’ are two of my favorites. Also the one where buddy refused to tote a gun during war, then proceeded to save literally anybody left alive.
People who actually fought in D-Day said Saving Private Ryan was the most accurate recreation of what they experienced. Crazy how a producer can re create such a historical moment.
@@peterf557 dunkirk is one of the most unrealistic war movie I've ever seen. I mean it's not bad but you can barely even see blood or ppl dying and it's a movie about the second world war ffs.
The last Rambo movie was pretty realistic, he killed over 10 AK47 wielding dudes in a field using nothing but a single fire crossbow. Loved it. Nobody even shot back. 😭😭😭
No one can bring me down off the hype of Rambo, the realism doesn’t matter, he’s an inspiration, and I will always get teary thinking about the end of number 4, the beast goes home!!! God given cinema
@@jamesedington3153 I think that was the point of his comment. Navy SEAL man has no experience with that type of combat. Saving Private Ryan was extremely accurate in the combat portrayal especially in the beginning of that movie. There weren't any real special tactics that he is most familiar with used in that invasion. Their plan was to use thousands of men with no real advance combat training beyond basic to run up the beach while getting shot at with machine guns and artillery with the hope that 1or 2 out of every 10 would make it past the beach and be able to clear the offensive line for the next wave. The plan was simply strength in numbers. Navy SEAL man has no experience with that and no U.S. service member since Vietnam has experience with that.
The thing about saving private Ryan is that its more realistic than other war movies. That doesn't at all mean that it's truly accurate to real life. Once you have seen real combat footage it becomes very obvious that Saving Private Ryan isnt that realistic, just more so than other films.
@Peter C Peter C Yeah footage of the real thing really changed the way I look at "realistic" movies. I cant imagine what it's like for those that have actually seen war
Literally every person who has ever had a job doing anything can look at a movie where that job is portrayed and tell you how it’s all wrong. It’s a movie, don’t worry about it.
Yeah between telling a good story and being entertaining, what more does a movie need to do? Why do so many people care about painstaking realism? People just want something to complain about I guess.
Well you’re doing a portrayal of a real thing. The people who do the real thing are gonna notice when it’s wrong and be bugged cause “hey that’s not how it works”
@@panner11 You realize he is being asked about his opinion about what real life vs movies are. You also realize it is stated in the friggin video title. Why your are down playing this man who has literally been into the fields of combat. Blows my mind RUclips.... blows my mind.
Here's the issue with that: For decades now, certain movies, particularly war movies, have been marketing themselves as being realistic. You can't really say "It's just a movie, it's not supposed to be realistic, it's all entertainment," when the marketing for the movie is saying: "This movie is realistic." As easy as it is to be apathetic, sometimes you just gotta call bullshit.
Tropic Thunder is the most realistic war documentary ever created. That movie told so many truths that soldiers have to quietly live with every day. So the next time you see a vet you tell them, "I never knew the struggle until I saw Tropic Thunder."
My guess is they decided against asking about that one because it would be one Navy Seal critiquing other fellow Seals. Probably a delicate wire to walk.
He was wrong about grenades not being effective...... Grenades are very effective especially in the conflicts going on right now...... Grenades are a must for trench warfare as well as urban warfare
@@combatshortsin his career he never really faced trench warfare so he doesn't have that perspective. This is the most recent example of wide spread trench warfare since WW2.
Mastema Guess I never really paid too much attention to it. Kinda just assumed the coffee was getting cold or it was something else lol. I could never sip a empty cup in front of an audience with a straight face 😂
My favorite gun error I ever saw was in Den Of Thieves. During the final shootout, Gerald Butler’s character is running down the highway and he turns off screen, aims and his SCAR’s Magwell is empty.
The onion covered that back in the day about the new "ultra realistic" call of duty where you sit at the base dicking around for 9 months and then get shot randomly on patrol
One of my all-time favorite moments on RUclips: 0:58, in response to Joe Rogan's question about what is the best military movie, the most accurate, the least offensive movie from the standpoint of what they get wrong. Cheers to you, Admiral Stumpf!
Yeah he reloads on time every time, you can watch Kill Count videos on it and he is constantly changing mags. Even a few times he will run out and use it as melee.
Ye, something like this is not very popular in action movies, to change mags, but I have also seen kill count videos of John Wick. 🤔 I may be biased as I consider myself something of a Keanu fanboye 🤔
oh dude.... do NOT get me started on "hacking" or "I.T." scenes in films/TV.... The god-damn GUI's they design for these shows!!!! And how they have god-damn "computer" code flashing on the screen when it's just a god-damn (P)RNG just displaying hex code..... Phukk, I am not even L33t, and phukkin' hate that shite!!! AND THE BLOODY ZOOM FUNCTIONS ON VIDEO/PICS.... GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
@@RogueBoyScout Those zoom functions actually exist now, though. Look up image upscaling AIs. They can even replicate art styles and do things like make the textures from Doom look high resolution. Admittedly, most writers had no idea such technology was in the works when they were writing those shows, though.
CO: **yelling** hack the bridge! Hacker: **typing frantically for 2 seconds** Ok, we're in control! CO: Now make it dance and do hula hoops to fight the terrorists! Hacker: **typing frantically for another 2 seconds** done!
My great uncle said the only thing that was missing for him was that he had several days of seeing dead paratroopers in trees. They’d been caught on the branches and had been shot in their harnesses.
@@mez5291 Rest in peace your grandfather. My grandfather was, British and I was lucky because he lived to almost 94, until he passed away last year. He also fought at Burma, and every minute I spent with him, I would ask him about the war, which he loved talking about. He was in the Royal artillery, and fought at Ramree island against the Japanese. He told me about the american, and gurkha friends he made. He used tell me some words in hindistani, which he learnt whilst he was there. I've got all his medals and papers from the war, including a bible he was given to carry around during the war. I miss him so much, and I am happy, that I made the most of the time I had with my grandad.
The only inaccurate thing that a D-Day vet at the War Memorial in Bedford, VA told me was the beach was about 400 yards wide while in the movie it's nowhere near that.
I have been through many of the same experiences Andy Stumpf has been through during his Navy SEAL career and I can confirm much of what he is saying about the frustrations of Microsoft software. That is very accurate.
Haven't seen that one, but as a general rule there's nothing less objective in the world than american docus about ww2. With the possible exception of russian docus about ww2..
Have an older vet friend who was in conflicts from Vietnam to Desert Storm. He said the most realistic scene in any war movie, he'd ever seen. Was when Jeremy Renner (Hurt Locker) is in Sam's Club after deployment, and is overwhelmed by the vast choice of breakfast cereals.
I've had Vietnam vets tell me that Hamburger Hill was a pretty accurate Vietnam movie but the most accurate was a low budget movie called 84 Charlie Mopic.
Having fought all over the middle east and in Somalia - my favorite movie portrayals are Blackhawk Down, Lone Survivor, and The Outpost. Blackhawk Down really captured how chaotic Somalia is (even around the 2008 time frame when I was there). In Lone Survivor, I really like how they portrayed the long range recon (very similar feeling to what it was like doing recon in Afghanistan). The Outpost - I thought they really captured how you felt trapped when sitting in that valley and how you were constantly exchanging rounds (I fought here shortly before the battle in the movie). Yes, a lot of the small details are often off. But for me, these three movies really captured some real life experiences that were very similar to what it was really like.
My two pet peeves in movies: 1. Drinking out of empty cups ... 2. Sports movies where the athlete isn’t athletic! Examples: Jerry McGuire - Cush isn’t athletic and can’t throw. Only a few minutes in the movie but almost ruined it for me. The Longest Yard - Adam Sandler looks less athletic than Jerry O’Connell in real life but for this movie, Adam took QB lessons from a former Pro QB and you can tell in the all the “one shots” of him throwing. Excellent form and some strength and accuracy!
SEAL Team is pretty accurate with planning, also hitting dry holes. Not to mention time restrictions and also changing plans on the hoof. I feel like the SEALs had good input in that show.
no joke, he's probablt interesting as hell. At the same time though, he seems really shy, but he's in the show business and joe can normally get things out of his guests, so I'd bet it'd be good.
I remember seeing saving private ryan and thinking it was an epic movie after having been to a lot of war memorials, getting older, and having military family/ background, I couldnt help but tear up in the intro and when ryan refused to go home. This was all done with a movie that's riddled with inaccuracies and issues, imagine if they took it to the real scale and showed thousands of young men and boys dying every hour instead of a couple hundred in 20 to 30 minutes
It would be inaccurate to say thousands died every hour on Omaha beach, from what I've read the numbers were around 800 killed and 3000 injured on D-Day.
yea... you repeated something. congrats? have you never heard of famous people doing drugs before or something? as a kid i had no idea how popular they were too i guess
David Pierce I tried but I couldn’t make the pull-ups ! Did the swim run pushups sit-ups ! Have so much respect for SEALS but I took a big bonus to go nuclear ☢️
I truly enjoy how in the movie or on the TV show, the star (playing the non tactical officer) stacks with the highly trained SWAT team, gives the order to breach and then clears the structure solo while the team farts around behind the shield at the breach point.
This guy makes me believe that movies might not be real. As a lawyer, I would walk away from a totally accurate movie about the law because such movie would suck.
@@dmjdmj unfortunately no. He is my hero though. If i can hit his level of expertise i can truly help my bosses at Honey/Vinegar Real Estate hit that next level.
@juanete That's my point. It goes for every movie that depicts professions, not just military personnel. Wether it's a tank, a huge corporation, a rare disease or whatever. Every antagonist is stupid because it pushes the plot forward in an entertaining matter. Getting annoyed by that is just dumb.
Aaron Pannell “Don’t do dudes, don’t do dudes’ wives, don’t do drugs, don’t hit your girlfriend, don’t hit your dog. If you’re going to drink don’t drive and if you’re going to drive don’t drink. If you need me to pick you up somewhere call me but please don’t actually need me. See you on Monday.” Best safety Brief I ever got lol
Love this guy and the way he puts things! A friend of mine was a tunnel rat in Vietnam. He said "platoon" was fairly accurate, at least from what he saw and this was the 80's.
The worst are the movies where they put a “silencer” on a gun and magically sounds like “pew pew” and magically there isn’t a sonic crack from sound barrier being broken...
although i agree that the pew pew sound is ridiculous, most people using suppressors for true noise cancellation use subsonic ammunition so technically the sound barrier is never broken
Silencers in computer games are the most inaccurate. Silencers increase a bullets velocity, yet every game reduces the bullet velocity if you attach one.
*I work at Dunder Mifflin, and it's a pretty normal, regular, every day menial job.* *No explosions, no car chases ... well, except that time Ryan started the fire. And when Dwight shot a gun inside the office. Oh, and when I hit Meredith with my car..."*
Oh dude. Imagine going to work doing maintenance til lunch and then coming back just to wait on mechanics. And after all that is done. Wait around until higher up finds something for you to do. Like sweep the motor pool or fuck around.
Fr. People think nail guns are like guns when really you could literally point it at your eyeball and press the trigger and jack shit would happen. Most people use nail guns by holding the trigger and just tapping whatever they wanna nail.
@@Goose21995 that depends on the trigger itself some nail guns require you to depress the front guard and then pull the trigger in that order for every nail shot .. although you can usually modify this with the different trigger (usually black, grey) that comes with the nail gun … I believe black is for holding the trigger down and tapping and grey is for depressing the guard then pulling trigger
He not only reloads, he fucking counts rounds in the 2nd film. I love Andy, but as I pointed out in a couple other comments, he is way off on a few of these films. Makes me wonder if he actually watched ZDT.
I felt the same about You don’t mess with Zohar. If I look at my career as a stylist it doesn’t reflect the hairdressing industry or the client journey
I work a 9-5 desk job and I have to say that I can’t stand how inaccurate The Office is
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too true
Worked in that setting as well
SAME!!! If my real job was like that I would work sooo much over time lol
The only inaccurate part is that he is happy at the end
It's a comedy show
My friend who was in the army said the most accurate portrayal is Jarhead, because nothing happens, they're in the desert bored.
John Stahlman your friend is absolutely correct.. nothing fucking happens.. for weeks.. then BAM, you have action for 30 minutes.. then more weeks of waiting
@@valejojohnson Probably for the better.
Mikoyan sorry to break the news, but there was still some sitting around then. Here’s why: all military branches spend more time planning a mission and making contingency plans before action ever occurs. There have actually been more scrapped missions that never happened, rather than mission that were carried out in all of military history. Planning a mission can take weeks, over even months (depending on how big the mission is). Because of this, there’s nothing for the troops to do other than train and wait.. So the bulk of most soldier’s careers are spent waiting for missions to happen over sitting in actual combat.
I have been told this. He said "If you disregard the explosions and any amount of action, Jarhead is about as accurate as they get"
Generation Kill was pretty damn close.
Used to be a landscaper. Ruined the walking dead for me. Literally every scene has perfectly cut grass in the background...
This is good
I’ve thought about this
@@PressuredSpeechBand hahahaha
@@PressuredSpeechBand nice comment bro
Wow, amazing I never noticed that. But yeah you're right perfectly cut grass with maybe some strategically placed grass, trash and viscera for effect 😁🤣
WE DEMAND KEANU REEVES ON YOUR SHOW
100% YES
yass
Yass
He is too cool, Joe's a sellout. Reeves is a real person.
Joe may be a sellout but he is good talk
After watching this I wanted to go to the comments section where the real experts are.
@@joere-uploader5766 It sure is buddy it sure is...
If that aint the truth😏
HE doesnt produce a fireball. This has always been my biggest complaint as well. I wasnt a SEAL but I did work with plenty of HE during my service.
Dwayne Davis nicely done ✅😀
Dwayne Davis Actually, I guess we are fortunate to have the self-appointed experts in comments, sharing their wisdom and insight. When they speak, scribes record every word, so future generations may benefit from their expertise. Truth is, they spend their day going to battle on X-Box, reading Soldier of Fortune and watching Bruce Lee videos. But, they did see “Platoon” twice. 🤣
I work at an accounting firm and I’d say The Accountant is incredibly accurate.
LOL
Loaded L.V.X under rated comment
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sir you won the comment section
Why did you post this? What made you think you could give away the truth about our profession? Now I'm never going to get any cool covert missions and I'll actually have to do taxes. Thanks a lot.
Im a butler, and the Batman movies are very accurate.
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Oh man 😊
I'm a college student, I can tell you how inaccurate Blue Mountain State is
On that same token, I went to high school. I can tell you how inaccurate iCarly, Drake and Josh, High School Musical and Riverdale all are
Hahaha underrated comment 😂
Word! I’m a college student and that show made it seem like people were just getting head under the desks and was like ground zero for gonorreah. It’s very tame for the most part, like sure sex happens but like, it’s not to the insane extent that show or porn makes it out to be.
I'm a lot older than you.
I'd have to relate to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.
But, I'd be lying.
That's about how that shit went down.
If you went to West Virginia University, your college experience would have been identical to BMS.
What triggers me most are the 60kg Victoria Secret models with the arm muscles of a 12year old knocking out 4 bad guys at the same time.
Hang on whilst I go convert 60kg to pounds...
I'm trying to work out who or what the hell this is actually referring to?
@@JamesTyrrellOnline when skinny bitches in movies beat down 4 buff dudes with ease. It triggers this guy
@@JamesTyrrellOnline dude see the movie ANNA lol
@@nytrydr5709 LMAO, okay fair point. But that's a datapoint of 1 :). A lot of women in action movies put in a shit ton of effort and training.
What about Tropic Thunder? I thought that was 100% accurate.
One of the best comedies I've ever seen, hands down
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My man's arms got blown off...That shit looked real to me.
@@jimbeam7248 He was playing himself as Simple Jack.
My father was a Master Sargent in the marine corps during WW II and Korea. He didn’t talk about war but once I asked him how he was able to get his men to leave those boats when they knew they had a 50% chance of dying and is answer was…..because they have 100% chance of dying if they don’t. That was the last question I ever asked him about war.
Ww2 was dark. This might not 100% be accurate but i recall being taught that the nazi special forces "totenkopfstaffel"
Killed anyone who wouldn't charge in trench fights.
@@Nick-hm9rh You need to focus on the Japanese... PUre sadists from hell
i would've asked more tbh, it not everyday you get to talk to someone who was there and saw it with their own eyes. it would be an honor
I guess that would make you disembark rather swiftly.
The invasion of Normandy is the operation that I would have feared the most as far as I know. Imagine artillery landing with bullets pinging then gate dropping and men piling up blocking the way wounded or killed on the bow. Those still aboard have to get over those that aren't going any farther the entire time knowing 8 mm rounds are incoming still. It had to be chaotic and terrifying as well as disheartening. I guess that's why it burns me like fire to see such ignorant disrespect when someone waves a Nazi flag at a protest in the US . What could they be thinking.
I’m Native American and I can confirm how accurate Dances With Wolves was.
I watched an interview with Fred Flintstone and he said that Jurassic Park was a joke
Lmao
Aint no way I'm changing that likes number.
Nice.
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Military Intelligence gave us 100% of the time the wrong house. We were practically glorified jehova witnesses.
David Soto lmao
Best laugh I've had in days thank you so much LOLOL
@@garycole520 so did you that's why you had to go back and edit it. You aren't fooling anyone
Codey Snow lmao
@@codeysnow2980 lmao gary got DUNKED ON
I am a regular soldier, and I thought I was the only one to catch the charging handle was still back. The same points he makes pisses me off as well. This dude is so true. The Navy seal stuff I can't speak on, but the training, practice, and briefings is something everyone in the military has experienced and is mind numbing and boring. We sit through 8 to 16 hours of PowerPoints to drive a damn Humvee, I can't even imagine an actual operation from beginning to end.
Charging handle was not to the rear, the bolt / bcg was.
Your know what I meant though.
As far as the Navy stuff goes, Battleship was the most realistic depiction of the Navy that I've ever seen. That was pretty much every day for me.
@@chuckstercam Thank you for your service....
@@damonmabry1607 the one that the Commander was the best Sniper and Rihanna was a FC plus a 5 in gunner and Vbss at same time?
From my limited experience in Iraq as a Marine: Generation Kill (HBO series) is the most realistic representation of OIF I have seen.
My marine friend did 3 tours and said that’s the best one he has seen.
Maybe because it was based on book written by journalist who was with them whole time. And two marines who actually were there worked as consultants during filming.
Thats why some people find that series boring
I ❤ Fruity Rudy
Keanu would be an awesome Interview
Yes seems like a very interesting guy
@@93RubixCube lol
Watch John Wick, he literally changes clips every 8-10 shots, every time he switches guns, he takes the clips off the dead bodies to match.... it's amazing his hand eye coordination. While John Wick 1 is a better film/story, 2 is even more technically proficient (I realize it's an imaginary world and he kills 100+ people every movie, but I mean his ability). They also avoid cutting away from him during those extended fight and shootout scenes. His judo/bjj is amazing too. No way I bought Common able to go hand to hand with him.
@@jokarpinski22 I just watched the first film last night and didn't notice anything too off with the magazine capacity. Will have to watch it again and count lol.
10,000% more interesting than any possible Kanye podcast.
Pumping a shotgun before they fire the first round is what gets me.
Always with the pumping! Like either they pump it twice before firing, like "bitch you just ejected a perfectly good shell", or they don't pump it at all.
Agreed. Or.... Why are you pumping it? It's already loaded.
@@mantis_toboggan_md You beat me to it. That's my pet peeve as well. Hollywood you just want to fucking sound.
@@TILLEYJS They think the pumping is more intimidating, as if having a shotgun pointed at their fucking face wasn't already grabbing their attention LoL
It's a long story so I'll shorten it up. When I was about 17 I was involved in some stuff I shouldn't have been involved in. It was at night time and we were out in the country. When the cops showed up I got away and I was running down a dirt road on a farm next to where the stuff was going on.
All of a sudden I heard someone rack a shell into a shotgun and I stopped dead in my tracks. All I can say is that with me anyway, that sound worked.
Turns out the guy with the shotgun was someone I knew and he let me go, but he did say he would talk to my old man about this later. Thankfully he never did. Well I guess he never did, because if had, I'm pretty sure my dad would have killed me... LOL
Navy seals starring charlie Sheen......i almost died inside 😂😂😂
Jared Stephens Yeah actually😂
I love the movie but I personally see it as being science-fiction as much as The Terminator movies,Aliens and Starship Troopers are.I I think it should have marketed itself that way(as science fiction and fantasy) because outside of the SEAL Teams being a real organization-there isn't anything else that's even slightly realistic about the movie.
Navy SEALs is basically a science fiction,action-adventure fantasy movie.
I think if you're making a movie or book and it's fiction and you market it as such,there won't be a problem with people saying it's unrealistic because that's part of the point.Former Navy SEAL Jack Carr writes popular fiction books and he just goes to town with it but it works because he doesn't claim that they're anything other than fiction.Same thing with Tom Clancy and Brad Thor books.
I'm going to be writing comics and books in the future and likewise,they'll all be fiction and fantasy.
I would love to see a sequel to Navy SEALs made(with different actors,obviously) but one that's either more realistic or that's just a full-on science fiction movie.
So what I gathered is Lord of the Rings is the most accurate war film ever. Not quite 50 hours as he suggested but you get over 11 hours. And 90% of it is just walking around.
Under rated comment because too true if you are going by what the Navy Seal is saying
remember the cod4 mission where you kick down a door but al assad isnt there
And no matter what order you clear the houses in It's always the last.
I gotta see that.
@Jamie C I see.
Bruh I just re-played that this weekend 😂😭
@mr bluesky whel they did with osama
Predator is the most realistic war movie
Wrong !
😂The echo😂😂
Nope! Starship Troopers
Being an Australian I would have to say Kokoda.
When Joe asked I was convinced he'd say predator!! Glad I'm not the only one thinking it :p
‘Saving private Ryan’ and ‘black hawk down’ are two of my favorites. Also the one where buddy refused to tote a gun during war, then proceeded to save literally anybody left alive.
Opening scene of Saving Private Ryan, Generation Kill, and Jarhead all amazing
People who actually fought in D-Day said Saving Private Ryan was the most accurate recreation of what they experienced. Crazy how a producer can re create such a historical moment.
If you haven't seen it already, watch Dunkirk. That movie is insane.
Illusion Of Apathy Gaming It was recreation, fun and games? Find a hyphen.
@@peterf557 I honestly fell asleep in Dunkirk.
That makes it scary.
@@peterf557 dunkirk is one of the most unrealistic war movie I've ever seen. I mean it's not bad but you can barely even see blood or ppl dying and it's a movie about the second world war ffs.
Rambo was pertty realistic...especially when he takes down the hind chopper and t 72 tank. Oberwhelming realism
Paul Jakubiak what about that sheep ?
The last Rambo movie was pretty realistic, he killed over 10 AK47 wielding dudes in a field using nothing but a single fire crossbow. Loved it. Nobody even shot back. 😭😭😭
No one can bring me down off the hype of Rambo, the realism doesn’t matter, he’s an inspiration, and I will always get teary thinking about the end of number 4, the beast goes home!!! God given cinema
What about Rambo absorbing all electricity from the whole city (y)
The past Rambo was accurate. I was on that mission.
“Really!?!?”
“No! ... Not at all.”
😂🤣😂🤣😂
I could listen to Andy`s experiences forever and I would never fall asleep from boredom. Andy is the definition of America`s best and brightest.
Lots of World War 2 vets have said the beginning of Saving Private Ryan is accurate. It was a different type of war than Navy Seal man is used to.
He said it was accurate in how they portrayed what the soldiers went through but not the actual combat
@@jamesedington3153 I think that was the point of his comment. Navy SEAL man has no experience with that type of combat. Saving Private Ryan was extremely accurate in the combat portrayal especially in the beginning of that movie. There weren't any real special tactics that he is most familiar with used in that invasion. Their plan was to use thousands of men with no real advance combat training beyond basic to run up the beach while getting shot at with machine guns and artillery with the hope that 1or 2 out of every 10 would make it past the beach and be able to clear the offensive line for the next wave. The plan was simply strength in numbers. Navy SEAL man has no experience with that and no U.S. service member since Vietnam has experience with that.
Robert Turi well said
The thing about saving private Ryan is that its more realistic than other war movies. That doesn't at all mean that it's truly accurate to real life. Once you have seen real combat footage it becomes very obvious that Saving Private Ryan isnt that realistic, just more so than other films.
@Peter C Peter C Yeah footage of the real thing really changed the way I look at "realistic" movies. I cant imagine what it's like for those that have actually seen war
Literally every person who has ever had a job doing anything can look at a movie where that job is portrayed and tell you how it’s all wrong. It’s a movie, don’t worry about it.
Yeah between telling a good story and being entertaining, what more does a movie need to do? Why do so many people care about painstaking realism? People just want something to complain about I guess.
Well you’re doing a portrayal of a real thing. The people who do the real thing are gonna notice when it’s wrong and be bugged cause “hey that’s not how it works”
@@panner11 You realize he is being asked about his opinion about what real life vs movies are. You also realize it is stated in the friggin video title. Why your are down playing this man who has literally been into the fields of combat. Blows my mind RUclips.... blows my mind.
Word
Here's the issue with that: For decades now, certain movies, particularly war movies, have been marketing themselves as being realistic.
You can't really say "It's just a movie, it's not supposed to be realistic, it's all entertainment," when the marketing for the movie is saying: "This movie is realistic."
As easy as it is to be apathetic, sometimes you just gotta call bullshit.
Jarhead is pretty accurate to the daily life while deployed. "Further masterbation". Lol kills me.
Staff Sergeant: "Back to the Grunts, DICKFACE!" still cracks me up.
Ikr
Generation kill is way more accurate than any other modern war movie, even jarhead .
I agree 100%
My marine friend said it was really well done
Tropic Thunder is the most realistic war documentary ever created. That movie told so many truths that soldiers have to quietly live with every day. So the next time you see a vet you tell them, "I never knew the struggle until I saw Tropic Thunder."
me, I know who I am!
@@turtleflipper9935 I'm just a dude playin a dude who's tryin to be another dude! Lol
Of you have never been in combat then you will never know “the struggle”. You will just make yourself look like an idiot.
Erik Johansson r/wooosh
I'm just a rooster illusion
Lord of the Rings is the most accurate war movies ever.
TechWizPC 😂
Lol
again not a war movie.
Not true , its before christ and before christ there wasnt marriage yet so there where no RINGS !@@@!!! DUHHHH
You’re the goat
Joe I wish you would have asked about Act Of Valor. That movie had active duty and former SEALs .
Now that would of been a good question??
My guess is they decided against asking about that one because it would be one Navy Seal critiquing other fellow Seals. Probably a delicate wire to walk.
Jocko willink watched that movie he said it was bullshit
Jocko Willink covers it and says b.s on some of it. The grabbing the guy that falls from the dock is exaggerated.
Andy is absolutely right. He hit every nail on the head. I spent 90 percent of my military career training. 10 percent on the job.
He was wrong about grenades not being effective...... Grenades are very effective especially in the conflicts going on right now...... Grenades are a must for trench warfare as well as urban warfare
@@combatshortsin his career he never really faced trench warfare so he doesn't have that perspective. This is the most recent example of wide spread trench warfare since WW2.
@@combatshortsI think his point was that they are nothing like they are portrayed in movies buddy, calm down
Watching people operate computers or play video games kills me in movies
Playing video games. My God. Especially when they're playing a platformer like Mario but smashing the buttons like it's a fighter. Always bugged me.
there is an exception to this though; early in mission impossible 5 there is a scene where the actor is playing halo 5 and it was pretty good.
Try watching any hacking scene without having an aneurysm. I'm no genius with coding and shit but even i cringe at it
what about when in the movie or tv show they're suppose to be playing a new game but it sounds like Pac-man or Mario Bros.
Superbad as ok
Knowing that coffee cups are empty in most shows I watch kinda irritates me.
I know right? Is it really so hard to brew some coffee? Lol
You can clearly see how they handle weight wrongly and just drink air.
@@cubertmiso RIGHT???!! Once you know you can't help but nit pick at it.
Did not know that lol that might start irritating me too
Mastema Guess I never really paid too much attention to it. Kinda just assumed the coffee was getting cold or it was something else lol. I could never sip a empty cup in front of an audience with a straight face 😂
My favorite gun error I ever saw was in Den Of Thieves. During the final shootout, Gerald Butler’s character is running down the highway and he turns off screen, aims and his SCAR’s Magwell is empty.
Gotta love it when you see archers lined up and the commander says "fire"
Sounded like joe Rogan talking to joe rogan when I wasn’t looking
Lol
You mean Joe Rogan talking with Roe Jogan?
@@SplendidCoffee0 a crack head talking with his conscience
Same a few times I wasn't paying attention and looked down thing Joe was talking
Exactly
I can't wait for the next CoD to have a 48 hours mission about making PowerPoint
This is the best comment here
Here is the prequel to that game: ruclips.net/video/yuTkgi7scKo/видео.html
The onion covered that back in the day about the new "ultra realistic" call of duty where you sit at the base dicking around for 9 months and then get shot randomly on patrol
@@andremaines so basically they previewed ARMA 3
"we give them money they fix their door"
I'm not even mad that's amazing!
One of my all-time favorite moments on RUclips: 0:58, in response to Joe Rogan's question about what is the best military movie, the most accurate, the least offensive movie from the standpoint of what they get wrong. Cheers to you, Admiral Stumpf!
John wick, atleast the first one, he reloads and checks ammo count almost all the time
Kyoku Slaps facts
Using legit martial arts for hand to hand combat as well
I think it's consistent throughout the movies 👍
That happens in all 3 movies He always reload i think this is the only badass over the top Action film that care aboat the ammo
Just because he does this one thing doesn't make it realistic. It's still highly fictional just like pretty much all action movies
Isnt John Wick famous for keanu actually Changing mags frequently in movie? :V
Yeah he reloads on time every time, you can watch Kill Count videos on it and he is constantly changing mags. Even a few times he will run out and use it as melee.
He also checks some of them and counts when he's picking up guns.
Ye, something like this is not very popular in action movies, to change mags, but I have also seen kill count videos of John Wick. 🤔 I may be biased as I consider myself something of a Keanu fanboye 🤔
Im sure he meant action movies in general. John wick wasnt one of them
It's almost as though that guy hasn't actually seen the movie
I admire this gentleman. The Navy SEALs are my absolute favorite military force on Earth & ultimate role models. UNBELIEVABLE human beings. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I'd like to hear his take on "13 Hours" and more on "Blackhawk Down". Two of my all time favs.
Two great movie's....
When movie hackers are hacking through the firewall they always say "annnnnndddd... I'm in"
oh dude.... do NOT get me started on "hacking" or "I.T." scenes in films/TV.... The god-damn GUI's they design for these shows!!!! And how they have god-damn "computer" code flashing on the screen when it's just a god-damn (P)RNG just displaying hex code..... Phukk, I am not even L33t, and phukkin' hate that shite!!!
AND THE BLOODY ZOOM FUNCTIONS ON VIDEO/PICS.... GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
@@RogueBoyScout Those zoom functions actually exist now, though. Look up image upscaling AIs. They can even replicate art styles and do things like make the textures from Doom look high resolution. Admittedly, most writers had no idea such technology was in the works when they were writing those shows, though.
Dude this is so true lmao
CO: **yelling** hack the bridge!
Hacker: **typing frantically for 2 seconds** Ok, we're in control!
CO: Now make it dance and do hula hoops to fight the terrorists!
Hacker: **typing frantically for another 2 seconds** done!
My great grandpa said the d-day scene from Saving Private Ryan was almost 100% accurate
My great uncle said the only thing that was missing for him was that he had several days of seeing dead paratroopers in trees. They’d been caught on the branches and had been shot in their harnesses.
My grandfather died before I was born, wish he could've told me his WW2 story in Burma
@@mez5291 Rest in peace your grandfather. My grandfather was, British and I was lucky because he lived to almost 94, until he passed away last year. He also fought at Burma, and every minute I spent with him, I would ask him about the war, which he loved talking about. He was in the Royal artillery, and fought at Ramree island against the Japanese. He told me about the american, and gurkha friends he made. He used tell me some words in hindistani, which he learnt whilst he was there. I've got all his medals and papers from the war, including a bible he was given to carry around during the war. I miss him so much, and I am happy, that I made the most of the time I had with my grandad.
The fucking bullets in the landing scene are not realistic at all.
The only inaccurate thing that a D-Day vet at the War Memorial in Bedford, VA told me was the beach was about 400 yards wide while in the movie it's nowhere near that.
So you’re telling me Captain America is inaccurate?
I have been through many of the same experiences Andy Stumpf has been through during his Navy SEAL career and I can confirm much of what he is saying about the frustrations of Microsoft software.
That is very accurate.
John wick has the most reloading I’ve ever seen in a movie.
Zero dark 30 looked like the clusterfuckiest raid I’ve seen in a movie.
WW2 in HD is the most realistic war movie
HNTR KLLR *woosh*
Haven't seen that one, but as a general rule there's nothing less objective in the world than american docus about ww2. With the possible exception of russian docus about ww2..
@@Galland_ ^^
HNTR KLLR 10 points
They Shall Not Grow Old
was scanned and digitally edited in 4K. 8mp is doable with 16mm film and bigger.
I'd love to see Andy on a Corridor Crew video reacting to military scenes and showing exactly what's wrong with each movie
everything comes back to being about Joe, that's a gift
A Ranger, Delta Force Operator, and a SEAL walk into a bar. The SEAL writes a book about it.
There's a Creative Writing course in BUD/S.
That’s probably funny, but as a civilian ugh ( but still funny)
Yup
So ...Rangers and Delta Force can't read and write...
atadoff62
Don’t let that joke hit you while it’s going over your head.
Joe “Should we do DMT and throw Grenades” Rogan.
Not how dmt werks brah!
Bet you'd see fireballs then
A minute in and I'm dying!!!! 🤣😂
He's talking about Sheen & Co. when they were filming "Navy Seals."
🖕
Have an older vet friend who was in conflicts from Vietnam to Desert Storm. He said the most realistic scene in any war movie, he'd ever seen. Was when Jeremy Renner (Hurt Locker) is in Sam's Club after deployment, and is overwhelmed by the vast choice of breakfast cereals.
I've had Vietnam vets tell me that Hamburger Hill was a pretty accurate Vietnam movie but the most accurate was a low budget movie called 84 Charlie Mopic.
Star wars the empire strikes back is the most realistic war movie
by far
That little droid did it!
It's definitely Stripes.
*YOU ARE ALL WRONG*
*ITS SPONGEBOB*
Space balls
Hobbs and Shaw is gonna be pretty realistic.
mojosodope45 cuda
I’m black superman
Lmaoo cap 🧢
Having fought all over the middle east and in Somalia - my favorite movie portrayals are Blackhawk Down, Lone Survivor, and The Outpost. Blackhawk Down really captured how chaotic Somalia is (even around the 2008 time frame when I was there). In Lone Survivor, I really like how they portrayed the long range recon (very similar feeling to what it was like doing recon in Afghanistan). The Outpost - I thought they really captured how you felt trapped when sitting in that valley and how you were constantly exchanging rounds (I fought here shortly before the battle in the movie). Yes, a lot of the small details are often off. But for me, these three movies really captured some real life experiences that were very similar to what it was really like.
Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events, title alone, summed up my life perfectly 😩
So you're telling me cloudy with a chance of meatballs is inaccurate?
Flint Lockwood
Well as a Jedi master, I’d love to be on to tell you about how many errors are in Star Wars.
Your comments sounds idiot mate and your profile pic make it worst
Lol
Noah Toe-ah FORSAAAAAAAAANNNNN
Pepega Clap
@@terminator565 stfu
My two pet peeves in movies:
1. Drinking out of empty cups ...
2. Sports movies where the athlete isn’t athletic!
Examples:
Jerry McGuire - Cush isn’t athletic and can’t throw. Only a few minutes in the movie but almost ruined it for me.
The Longest Yard - Adam Sandler looks less athletic than Jerry O’Connell in real life but for this movie, Adam took QB lessons from a former Pro QB and you can tell in the all the “one shots” of him throwing. Excellent form and some strength and accuracy!
SEAL Team is pretty accurate with planning, also hitting dry holes. Not to mention time restrictions and also changing plans on the hoof.
I feel like the SEALs had good input in that show.
They had a lot of former veterans behind production of that series so that’s probably why it’s so accurate.
I thought simple jack was a pretty realistic war movie.
Simple Jack? Pff! Only in your head movies.
Made me cry
"The dimentors... They were the woist"
"I ain't got a go goo goo good bbrrain"
Joe is literally simple jack but more simple
get keanu on
Subodh Chhetri better than Kanye tbh
*woah* 😳
Yeeess!!!!
no joke, he's probablt interesting as hell. At the same time though, he seems really shy, but he's in the show business and joe can normally get things out of his guests, so I'd bet it'd be good.
Bernardo W. Lopes you mean like when he had the twitter CEO?
I remember seeing saving private ryan and thinking it was an epic movie after having been to a lot of war memorials, getting older, and having military family/ background, I couldnt help but tear up in the intro and when ryan refused to go home.
This was all done with a movie that's riddled with inaccuracies and issues, imagine if they took it to the real scale and showed thousands of young men and boys dying every hour instead of a couple hundred in 20 to 30 minutes
It would be inaccurate to say thousands died every hour on Omaha beach, from what I've read the numbers were around 800 killed and 3000 injured on D-Day.
Joe trying to argue with a Navy Seal about how grenades look when they explode is peak arrogance lol
I'm already dissecting and picking apart movies too lolol. Here's def not alone haha
Charlie Scheen doin blow to help get through training lol
yea... you repeated something. congrats? have you never heard of famous people doing drugs before or something? as a kid i had no idea how popular they were too i guess
That does happen in the military very rarely, but it does happen so I think your comment is a bit fucked there.
@Pesky Echo We are just returning the favour.
U mean smoking crack sheen
Let's be honest, who doesn't rip a rail before a huge workout? If I'm not up to 780 beats per minute then somethings wrong w my motivation.
Charlie sheen jumping off the Jeep on the highway into the ocean was why I joined the NAVY
they got another one
you too?
How about when he stole his car back from the tow truck?
Did you go to BUD/S?
David Pierce I tried but I couldn’t make the pull-ups ! Did the swim run pushups sit-ups ! Have so much respect for SEALS but I took a big bonus to go nuclear ☢️
7:30 🤣🤣🤣🤣 standing in an open door. Pmsl he is hilarious
I truly enjoy how in the movie or on the TV show, the star (playing the non tactical officer) stacks with the highly trained SWAT team, gives the order to breach and then clears the structure solo while the team farts around behind the shield at the breach point.
Ive been working at burger king all my life. Its drives me absolutely bat shit to see how inaccurate Good Burger is.
Lol. Lol. Nail -- meet head.
Lmao
Then you have an impossible "burger", it is impossible to call beans a burger.
Good Burger is an absurdist comedy that is clearly not trying to be accurate to the fast food industry. It’s a stupid Nickelodeon comedy film.
Pfft Hahahaha xD
This guy makes me believe that movies might not be real. As a lawyer, I would walk away from a totally accurate movie about the law because such movie would suck.
So you’re telling me lawyers don’t bluff every opposition like harvey specter? Who would have thunk it
Being the expert i am on Bird Law i can tell ya theres many scenes i cannot stand watching.
@@stephentoth6003 Charlie? Is that you?
@@dmjdmj unfortunately no. He is my hero though. If i can hit his level of expertise i can truly help my bosses at Honey/Vinegar Real Estate hit that next level.
@juanete That's my point. It goes for every movie that depicts professions, not just military personnel. Wether it's a tank, a huge corporation, a rare disease or whatever. Every antagonist is stupid because it pushes the plot forward in an entertaining matter. Getting annoyed by that is just dumb.
Platoon was pretty accurate, Oliver Stone
the director, is a real Vietnam veteran
This dude should be a comedian. He has a way that makes him hilarious.
“Death by PowerPoint!!!! US military torture training.
Johnny Utah rah
fuck dude, it's so true :)
Safety briefs work. Ask any high ranking officer. They know lol
Agreed. Oh yeah, "Utah! Get me two!"
Aaron Pannell “Don’t do dudes, don’t do dudes’ wives, don’t do drugs, don’t hit your girlfriend, don’t hit your dog. If you’re going to drink don’t drive and if you’re going to drive don’t drink. If you need me to pick you up somewhere call me but please don’t actually need me. See you on Monday.” Best safety Brief I ever got lol
I think the worst offenders are hackers in movies. At least with war movies they try.
Don't forget the black and green terminal, that's crucial haha
@Frank Rauen And after vigorously typing random keys for a few seconds you say "I'm in".
best hacker movie of all time is Mr. Robot.
And they never seem to touch the mouse. It's just a click away....
I cringe watching hackers in movies.
Love this guy and the way he puts things! A friend of mine was a tunnel rat in Vietnam. He said "platoon" was fairly accurate, at least from what he saw and this was the 80's.
Me when I see some of the moves (parkour moves) in Assassin's Creed
The worst are the movies where they put a “silencer” on a gun and magically sounds like “pew pew” and magically there isn’t a sonic crack from sound barrier being broken...
although i agree that the pew pew sound is ridiculous, most people using suppressors for true noise cancellation use subsonic ammunition so technically the sound barrier is never broken
Subsonic ammo bro
Yes!
Silencers in computer games are the most inaccurate. Silencers increase a bullets velocity, yet every game reduces the bullet velocity if you attach one.
@@frankhardy123 i think they do that to avoid every single person running around with a supressor but yeah i agree on that lol
When people ask me what the Most accurate military films are.... Office Space and Clerks.
There's a ton of accurate war/military movies... really depends on what you're watching..
@@siLence-84 I mean in terms of 90% of being in garrison, even overseas and dealing with the bullshit... very much like those two movies. lol.
Blade Runner or The Room..
My last deployment I was in a regional command HQ working on PowerPoint and excel
@@jacque79 Same, all those PP and excel briefings. :(
*I work at Dunder Mifflin, and it's a pretty normal, regular, every day menial job.*
*No explosions, no car chases ... well, except that time Ryan started the fire. And when Dwight shot a gun inside the office. Oh, and when I hit Meredith with my car..."*
Also, when Gandalf fights the Balrog, it seemed to me to be pretty spot on. haha
so the core of a military life isnt so different from an IT professional, 90% of the time dealing with MS Office bs
Eduardo Rezende HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
same dood easy money though
Oh dude. Imagine going to work doing maintenance til lunch and then coming back just to wait on mechanics. And after all that is done. Wait around until higher up finds something for you to do. Like sweep the motor pool or fuck around.
Exactly
I remember a friend of mine once said the real army motto was “hurry up and wait," and now that makes a lot more sense
I've done construction work all my life. When I see someone shooting a nail gun at people with no front safety, I lose it.
Kek
Fr. People think nail guns are like guns when really you could literally point it at your eyeball and press the trigger and jack shit would happen. Most people use nail guns by holding the trigger and just tapping whatever they wanna nail.
@@Goose21995 that depends on the trigger itself some nail guns require you to depress the front guard and then pull the trigger in that order for every nail shot .. although you can usually modify this with the different trigger (usually black, grey) that comes with the nail gun … I believe black is for holding the trigger down and tapping and grey is for depressing the guard then pulling trigger
But you just know when a nail gun is introduced at the beginning of a movie that someone is going to get shot through a wall with it later on.
When I see welding in movies it just makes me laugh.
When trumpets fade.... For me is one of the best
I like when scope covers are on the scopes and are like they are looking through it
All of Steven Seagal movies are 100% accurate.
100% accurate in showing his bullshit martial arts .
Try 1000%.
Ofcourse, but he was a covert CIA operative so he has all skills needed.
Lol , I agree
LMFAO
“It’s just dust going up in the air“ ...while shrapnel blasts in every different direction
Mmmmmmmmm rice 🥴
Still stings though, lol
He meant visually.
“Jamie pull up that video of that bear throwing an m67 grenade”
Joe's laugh has become more and more infectious for me 😂😂😂
"Wow, that's wild! You ever try DMT?"
-every conversation with Joe Rogan.
rogan is burnt and talks like an addict; everything comes back to the high, life is only real with the high
You make it sound like he's a heroin addict
I've got some elk meat in the freezer.
Getting high is fun. And doing fun stuff while high is more fun. Pretty simple
@@memekampf1751 I agree, you don't sound like an addict, I bet you can go thru a conversation without bringing it up, he can't
John Wick reloads constantly. He should rewatch it.
yeah a lot of reloading i think thats the most real ive seen of shoot outs in movies ever...
he did mention that Keanu Reeves proficiency showed through on camera, i think he gave him the pass
He not only reloads, he fucking counts rounds in the 2nd film.
I love Andy, but as I pointed out in a couple other comments, he is way off on a few of these films. Makes me wonder if he actually watched ZDT.
I think he was talking about the 72 round magazines in movies, in general. I'm not sure if he meant that about John Wick specifically.
I think you need to rewatch the video. He wasn't directing that comment towards John Wick.
I felt the same about You don’t mess with Zohar. If I look at my career as a stylist it doesn’t reflect the hairdressing industry or the client journey
Saving Private Ryan and black Hawk down are my favorite!