I played Splatoon 3, so you don't have to

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  • @hackerling
    @hackerling 2 года назад +14077

    everyone should play splatoon 3

    • @EpicSwagmaster94
      @EpicSwagmaster94 2 года назад +95

      Yes

    • @JJ5Gamer
      @JJ5Gamer 2 года назад +67

      true

    • @cielo498
      @cielo498 2 года назад +65

      why, when i could play all two other games

    • @keldro8444
      @keldro8444 2 года назад +244

      @@cielo498 because 3 is superior duh

    • @greenteafn
      @greenteafn 2 года назад +130

      @@cielo498 we should kiss

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 2 года назад +2942

    The genuine worry and horror when he thought Little Buddy was gonna die is absolutely fucking adorable.

    • @bluebaron6811
      @bluebaron6811 2 года назад +95

      Not just because he's little buddy, but because Jacob promised he'd uninstall a good game.

    • @AverageSeaCucumber
      @AverageSeaCucumber 2 года назад +58

      @@bluebaron6811 more like worst class am i right

    • @Not_Quite_Alien
      @Not_Quite_Alien Год назад +4

      ​@@AverageSeaCucumberworst class am I right?

    • @problempixel-ian2663
      @problempixel-ian2663 Год назад +6

      Well with a Friendly Shape like that, who wouldn't Worry The Fuck out for his life?

    • @Hearts4toadz
      @Hearts4toadz Год назад +3

      @@Not_Quite_Alienmore like wors-

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 2 года назад +3235

    Funny thing about Mr. Grizz’s is that his plan was hinted back before Splatoon 2 was even release during a Nintendo Direct back in 2017 where the infomercial for Salmon Run had the captions _“Want to change the world”_ , _“Creating a better future for tomorrow”_ and _“At Grizzco Industries, a brighter future awaits!”_
    *His plan was staring us in the face for over 5 years.*

    • @feefington
      @feefington 2 года назад +441

      _(Spoilers for the secret alterna log, i guess)_
      Another mindblowing thing was that there was a salmon run stage in Splat2 called "Ruins of Ark Polaris" which no one really cared about its background at first. *Then the postgame alterna log in the third game MENTIONS said Ark Polaris and how its related to Mr. Grizz, which would explain why its a salmon run stage in the first place*
      THEY WERE PLANNING THIS ALL ALONG!

    • @honeytabbies
      @honeytabbies 2 года назад +226

      not to mention the new year’s art that was released for 2020, where the reflection in the water said “save our salmons”!! they’ve been hinting for so long!!!

    • @moosesues8887
      @moosesues8887 2 года назад +10

      He can’t beat luffy

    • @DeadSparkMan
      @DeadSparkMan 2 года назад +195

      Also, remember Octo Expansion ? Commander Tartar, the fucking phone ? When he meets Agent 8, he says :
      *"Are you ready to join something bigger than yourself ?"*
      That's 1:1 to Mr Grizz's line when he first recruits us for Salmon Run. Some players actually picked up on this back in the day, but no one could have guessed Grizz had a similar plan.

    • @tomlloyd5256
      @tomlloyd5256 2 года назад +5

      Nerds

  • @crispyhottakes
    @crispyhottakes 2 года назад +2301

    You know what my favorite part about the story campaign is? Once you beat Grizz and go back to the salmon run lobby, the radio is no longer a bear chewing a salmon but instead a salmon chewing on a bear

    • @SirNerdTheThird5143
      @SirNerdTheThird5143 2 года назад +44

      Wait, what?

    • @ericvandenavond8748
      @ericvandenavond8748 2 года назад +24

      I noticed that

    • @PhantomOfficial07
      @PhantomOfficial07 2 года назад +221

      @@SirNerdTheThird5143 The wooden statue turns into a fish with a bear in it's mouth
      And apparently Lil Judd now owns Grizzco after you beat story mode

    • @bluebaron6811
      @bluebaron6811 2 года назад +54

      @@PhantomOfficial07 evil Lil' Judd confirmed.

    • @jacobs5546
      @jacobs5546 2 года назад +3

      I didn't notice that.

  • @ZpectreWasTaken
    @ZpectreWasTaken 2 года назад +2316

    “Oh, little buddy! I hope he’s not the final boss”
    *Well yes, but actually no.*

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt 2 года назад +242

      He's a final boss, but not your final boss

    • @JNPG-ld3gl
      @JNPG-ld3gl 2 года назад +91

      @@Blue-fg8vtI love that they change the boss's radio after you beat him; to show what happened to him. kinda funny

    • @feefington
      @feefington 2 года назад +75

      @@JNPG-ld3gl we can safely say little buddy is now the proud owner of the business and he is getting revenge on his kind for abandoning him

    • @Roarrior.
      @Roarrior. 2 года назад +4

      Little buddy the real hero.

    • @raleo7466
      @raleo7466 2 года назад +4

      @@JNPG-ld3gl yet he mysteriously talk to you after beating the main story which is weird honestly

  • @Alotl-Axolotls
    @Alotl-Axolotls 2 года назад +2066

    "you either fight god or go to space"
    *live and learn starts playing*

    • @Number.1Yanfei.Fan123
      @Number.1Yanfei.Fan123 2 года назад +60

      BUT, hear me out, what if you did both

    • @Oliver-Thyella
      @Oliver-Thyella 2 года назад +23

      @@Number.1Yanfei.Fan123 Asura’s Wrath, anyone?

    • @ThunderMouse1999
      @ThunderMouse1999 Год назад +13

      The Darkest Lord starts playing

    • @Codename-Thefox
      @Codename-Thefox Год назад +9

      Cannnnn you feel life moving in your mind

    • @Alotl-Axolotls
      @Alotl-Axolotls Год назад +11

      @@Codename-Thefox OOOOOOH LOOKS LIKE YOU CAME BACK FOR MOOOORE YEAAAEAEAH

  • @smart7928
    @smart7928 2 года назад +1547

    The violent gasp at the realisation you can customise little buddy is giving real “just spotted a cat” energy

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. 2 года назад +44

      Add an "ooh kitty" and that's my reaction to any cat big or small

    • @InsertFunnyThingHere
      @InsertFunnyThingHere 2 года назад +15

      @@James.D.B. my way is to just say "cat" in a semi monotone voice and point at it

    • @bluebaron6811
      @bluebaron6811 2 года назад +10

      Petition to have a "Little Buddy" update, where you can use Smallfry as an actual subweapon in online play, and you could have more options for customizing Smallfry.

  • @Nebb_
    @Nebb_ 2 года назад +2583

    I’m honestly really glad that this story mode followed the octo expansion design philosophy instead of the previously maingames ones,it makes most of the levels really really fun!

    • @screbulous
      @screbulous 2 года назад +88

      it also removes the insane grind to do EVERY level with EVERY weapon from splatoon 2

    • @billnye8760
      @billnye8760 2 года назад +30

      @@screbulous I mean, you could just not do it though. and it actually gave you smth to do, some reward to get in the game. thats the only thing I want from the Splatoon 3 campaign, everything else was perfect

    • @McSandwich121
      @McSandwich121 2 года назад +42

      Yeah, but for me, It might have been a little TOO similar to Octo Expansion. It didn't feel like it did anything new with the idea, beyond the new weapons and such. It's still the best Hero Mode by far, but I do think I like Octo Expansion a bit more because of its novelty.
      Plus, the leadup and climax of Octo Expansion is some of the best in any game ever, as far as I'm concerned.

    • @NerdStrikesBack
      @NerdStrikesBack 2 года назад +14

      @@McSandwich121 Agreed on that second part especially. The music and level design for the entire finale section of Octo Expansion was so good. This final boss was more "boss-like" but still not as hype for me.

    • @samjetstream9
      @samjetstream9 2 года назад +6

      @@NerdStrikesBack I only like the final boss for octo expansion as much as I do because of ebb and flow (octo). Sure the idea of a final boss as a turf war is really cool, Just the execution didn't feel that monuments. Maybe they could have made the ink permanent so they could add enemies without destroying the lore. If only man, either way octo expansion is my favorite campaign

  • @emerald7249
    @emerald7249 2 года назад +235

    "We did it, we ended capitalism." Here I went from crying because I always manage to shed at least one tear from that cutscene no matter how many times I watch it. And then, I heard that and burst out laughing, this video is truly amazing

  • @ToadTWE
    @ToadTWE 2 года назад +3756

    The little buddy was by far my favorite addition in Splatoon 3. He’s too good of a companion

    • @trickygamer555
      @trickygamer555 2 года назад +18

      agree

    • @flum6206
      @flum6206 2 года назад +72

      He's fucking incredible and deserves everything in the world

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 2 года назад

      @@flum6206 he deserves to be eaten also

    • @frana6640
      @frana6640 2 года назад +109

      fun fact: if you stand close to the squid sisters on the first island he starts singing calamari inkantation

    • @birdbrain9280
      @birdbrain9280 2 года назад +18

      @@frana6640 or in the crater

  • @lechonkvgc8857
    @lechonkvgc8857 2 года назад +777

    my favorite part of splatoon is when your superiors are so ashamed of you failing a level that they call an air strike on their own position

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 2 года назад +79

      Personally, I like to see it as God himself smiting us for our Playing Video Game Badly crimes

    • @splattyfatty
      @splattyfatty 2 года назад +62

      Octo Expansion: Fail a level; get splatted.
      Splatoon 3: Fail a level; meet God

    • @jaz3766
      @jaz3766 2 года назад +9

      @@splattyfatty I've heard that quote before..

    • @sugarkane1571
      @sugarkane1571 2 года назад +1

      Instead of tying a bomb to your back, we have a gps in your brain that allows a satellite to fire a intergalactic laser directly at your location when you embarrass yourself.

    • @Konoshi_08
      @Konoshi_08 2 года назад +1

      @@jaz3766 FailBoat?

  • @randomness3979
    @randomness3979 2 года назад +188

    "If Little Buddy dies I'm uninstalling the game."
    I felt that

  • @bigwaynexvods
    @bigwaynexvods 2 года назад +1192

    5:51 "I will not read and then complain about it later, and I refuse to change." Alpharad entering his Arin Hanson arc

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 2 года назад +44

      He even talked about hating waiting in videogames 😮

    • @juanruiz2684
      @juanruiz2684 2 года назад +22

      the only thing left is having a twitter controversy

    • @user-dl5gy6lc2n
      @user-dl5gy6lc2n 2 года назад +21

      @@juanruiz2684 he's had one, he time travelled in animal crossing and got called out for it and made an apology and all

    • @peacelovetakosofficial6362
      @peacelovetakosofficial6362 2 года назад +7

      I understood that reference

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 2 года назад +15

      @@user-dl5gy6lc2n Damn, that's quite possibly the lamest controversy I've ever heard of

  • @redacted8757
    @redacted8757 2 года назад +547

    odd how many ways they can say "shoot enemies and get to the end"

    • @redacted8757
      @redacted8757 2 года назад +9

      Wild

    • @wolfydawolf5680
      @wolfydawolf5680 2 года назад +25

      Ye, I just started playing and saw the "make it to the end in one piece" line and I was giggling through that entire level (also making comments about how my enemies won't be in one piece when I'm done and getting offended at every single "octoscum" or whatever variation on it cuz I play as an octoling (not an octarian, but octoscum? Really?)

    • @emilymonahan5232
      @emilymonahan5232 2 года назад +7

      racial slurs

  • @deadssss
    @deadssss 2 года назад +533

    After three months I can finally watch splatoon 3 let's plays because I finally played it myself

    • @nacnud2115
      @nacnud2115 2 года назад +1

      yo same

    • @wormsign2637
      @wormsign2637 2 года назад +5

      *hey, don’t call me out like that*

    • @deadssss
      @deadssss 2 года назад +8

      @@wormsign2637 oh you went in blind too?

    • @wormsign2637
      @wormsign2637 2 года назад +11

      Yes.
      Admittedly, a kaiju fish and bear fighting in space while a squid and octopus sucked out the bear’s pimples wasn’t what I expected.
      Also, how Octo Expansion the campaign was. That wasn’t expected either.

    • @missspeltsoil
      @missspeltsoil 2 года назад +1

      Same man

  • @wyntonic
    @wyntonic 2 года назад +2350

    "Is little buddy the final boss?"
    "Is Salmon run important to the plot now?"
    "Deep cut gives me team rocket vibes"
    The RUclipsr has been given the gift of prophecy

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 2 года назад +60

      Truly a man loved by god

    • @roseherbalist830
      @roseherbalist830 2 года назад +92

      Apollo throwing a dodgeball at Alphwrad

    • @dinodan1214
      @dinodan1214 2 года назад +80

      Don't forget Alpharad saying that he was cleaning up the islands like delfino plaza..... and then look at Big Man's boss fight.

    • @dumbass9049
      @dumbass9049 2 года назад +22

      mans been predicting the future for years now welcome to the channel hope you stay

    • @PatManDX
      @PatManDX 2 года назад +35

      Can't forget "This could be Nintendo's best selling series" (this game turned out to be one of the best selling switch games of all time in Japan; with sales figures rivaling Pokemon)

  • @Queen_LizzieUwU
    @Queen_LizzieUwU 2 года назад +518

    1:06:20 I like the implication that he had a one-liner prepared, just in case he lost.

    • @InsertFunnyThingHere
      @InsertFunnyThingHere 2 года назад +50

      Don't YOU got a one-liner prepared for right before getting defeated while trying to take over the world or something?

    • @Queen_LizzieUwU
      @Queen_LizzieUwU 2 года назад +31

      @@InsertFunnyThingHere Bold of you to assume I haven’t already taken over the world.

    • @InsertFunnyThingHere
      @InsertFunnyThingHere 2 года назад +1

      @@Queen_LizzieUwU well, what if someone takes over your taking overing huh? Don't have a one-liner prepared for that?

    • @doofyboof8170
      @doofyboof8170 2 года назад +6

      Dio’s theme plays

    • @GDRunny
      @GDRunny Год назад

      It was absolutely worst class again

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 2 года назад +293

    Little Buddy is always there for us when we need him.
    Little Buddy is a treasure.

    • @betatoadstool
      @betatoadstool 2 года назад +1

      Little Buddy was the treasure the whole time

    • @sugarpuffartemis
      @sugarpuffartemis Год назад +1

      We need little buddy plushies ASAP!

    • @pugbam1112
      @pugbam1112 Год назад

      no, hes *THE* treasure

  • @cameroncooper5941
    @cameroncooper5941 2 года назад +310

    If you told me in Splat3n you would ride a shark up a tornado into space to fight a bear with a salmon and a vacuum, I'd probably believe you because this series can get weird sometimes, but I'd still be surprised when it finally happened.

  • @jellofish2412
    @jellofish2412 2 года назад +687

    12:37 Mr. Rad PLEASE give your editors a raise this part was brilliant

    • @ilovesplating3
      @ilovesplating3 2 года назад +49

      Apparently he edits most of his videos on his own, but it might be outdated idk

    • @Duskurio
      @Duskurio 2 года назад +47

      So you want him to give himself a raise?

    • @spongytrout7462
      @spongytrout7462 2 года назад +20

      That’s actually what she says in the game

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 2 года назад

      @@Duskurio do it why not

    • @CCMari
      @CCMari 2 года назад +3

      All iheard was "Whats a cuck?"

  • @seamonster7081
    @seamonster7081 2 года назад +82

    37:57 the amount of calm to rage goes from 0 to 100 and is hilarious

  • @Pumpkinbyte
    @Pumpkinbyte 2 года назад +789

    45:52 literally the most happy I've heard him be since ever

    • @MrJmanrey
      @MrJmanrey 2 года назад +14

      You should have seen him play Halo 3

    • @JimmyIsntCool
      @JimmyIsntCool 2 года назад +11

      BIG MAAAAAAN

    • @KookieStar
      @KookieStar 2 года назад +19

      When you're Super Mario Sunshine, always a fan of Super Mario Sunshine.

    • @alrightatgames
      @alrightatgames 11 месяцев назад +2

      I adore this moment as a Mario Sunshine Kid and BIG MAN BEING THERE made it so awesome

    • @nuclearwintergrounds3224
      @nuclearwintergrounds3224 8 месяцев назад

      I have played Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Galaxy and 100%-ed both (may have done Galaxy much more times-) and I’ve never done Sunshine, BUT YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WAS HAPPY TO SEE THIS REFERENCE. Alpha’s happiness here is PROPERLY justifiable!

  • @marcossanjuancordovilla6879
    @marcossanjuancordovilla6879 2 года назад +4207

    "Being bisexual is like the Pokémon Emerald of sexualities." Best phrase of the year

    • @idk_what_im_doing04
      @idk_what_im_doing04 2 года назад +133

      fitting, considering Alpha's favourite Gen is gen 3

    • @sugarkane1571
      @sugarkane1571 2 года назад +243

      It is so sad that bisexuality is removed in gen 5 😔

    • @WindWerehog
      @WindWerehog 2 года назад +126

      @@sugarkane1571 it's because it adds male 2 and female 2, also known as "Straightn't"

    • @nightmare_symphony
      @nightmare_symphony 2 года назад +8

      It's perfect ✨

    • @absol_lute_zero9083
      @absol_lute_zero9083 2 года назад +42

      7:59 before someone askes for a time stamp

  • @sibleyfamily1969
    @sibleyfamily1969 Год назад +73

    6:11 when he said, “Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think salmon run is related to the story.” He literally predicted the entirety of Splatoon 3’s story. Godspeed to you, friend

  • @MachinegunDuck
    @MachinegunDuck 2 года назад +418

    I did NOT anticipate the Jump Force reference at 15:14. Holy shit that brought a smile to my face

    • @bladexbolt1
      @bladexbolt1 2 года назад +5

      What’s the reference?

    • @MachinegunDuck
      @MachinegunDuck 2 года назад +29

      @@bladexbolt1 Alpharad edited in that same music during the loading screens in the Jump Force video

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 2 года назад +328

    I love his genuine joy at Lil Buddy. Lil Buddy is a treasure, and I'm glad he is being treated as such.
    10:05 true mvp
    1:04:37 TRUE. MVP.
    1:06:35 I don't know if I've ever heard Alpharad so concerned

  • @Gabeygamer-oz8gq
    @Gabeygamer-oz8gq 2 года назад +122

    I was playing the story mode, and literally said "i wonder when the levels will run out of ideas and just get boring" and then they just DIDN'T, and I was so happy that it was actually fun the entire time.

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 2 года назад +516

    Mr Grizz having pure shining white eyes was one of the most terrifying things I have seen in one of these games except sanitization that tops it all

  • @MateCo19
    @MateCo19 2 года назад +5972

    Problem with this video title is that this is a good game

    • @loganl9725
      @loganl9725 2 года назад +120

      @@EcIipse2 recycling is when adding lots of new content

    • @avocado1845
      @avocado1845 2 года назад +159

      @@EcIipse2 Mald

    • @rainbowresorts
      @rainbowresorts 2 года назад +142

      @Bread tell me you havent played it without telling me

    • @woahjuice.
      @woahjuice. 2 года назад

      @UCvBm5nAK1MYCU7qmiVgpt2g this mf wakes up to just hate, lmao it's splatoon it's a good formula, the game isn't gonna be drastically different from its predecessor

    • @metashadow24
      @metashadow24 2 года назад +5

      XD

  • @RituPepper
    @RituPepper 2 года назад +140

    Honestly, really refreshing to hear that someone even prefers the story mode over multiplayer! Soooo many people just skip over it and as a big fan it hurts my heart a little ahah

    • @tallic967
      @tallic967 2 года назад +7

      The story mode was the first thing that I gravitated to and I 100% completed it (except doing every weapon in every level) in a few days, it was fun

    • @waitingfortheequinnox
      @waitingfortheequinnox Год назад

      The only thing I have left to do in story (including already having sub-3 minute’d every level) is the other two weapons in OneWayRideThroughTargetTown

    • @chr0ma_
      @chr0ma_ Год назад

      100%ed the story mode the day i got the game ! (Including every level w every weapons + upgrade + after alterna)
      Can't wait for side order to come out !

  • @EyeOfArgus
    @EyeOfArgus 2 года назад +134

    “You’re too busy losing in turf war”
    For your information, i can lose in turf AND 100% the story

    • @--46200
      @--46200 2 года назад +7

      Just like me fr fr

  • @atrunoob
    @atrunoob 2 года назад +232

    I genuinely feared for little buddy too tho, when he started floating up in the air and glowing I was so close to crying

    • @TheLegendAngelo
      @TheLegendAngelo 2 года назад +14

      I thought he was just gonna keep ascending lol

    • @LatiloveOmg
      @LatiloveOmg 2 года назад +11

      I WAS SCARED MR GRIZZ WAS GONNA GRAB HIM AFTER EATING THE FUZZBALLS ON HIS BELLY

  • @themastercreeper6178
    @themastercreeper6178 2 года назад +716

    In like 20 years this series is gonna turn to real life things like,
    “Buying a house so you don’t have to!”

    • @collectivelykris
      @collectivelykris 2 года назад +13

      And people will still watch it

    • @xKazeNoKishi
      @xKazeNoKishi 2 года назад +11

      @@collectivelykris Well. We almost got that video today.

    • @Failed_ToLoad
      @Failed_ToLoad Год назад +1

      "Having sex so you dont have to!" Would definitely be a video

    • @brianhull2407
      @brianhull2407 Год назад +1

      I thought you were talking about Splatoon for a second there and was really confused! 😂

    • @pugbam1112
      @pugbam1112 Год назад +2

      crucifying jesus, so you dont have to

  • @galagatorgames1317
    @galagatorgames1317 2 года назад +1394

    Correction: Alpharad played Splatoon 3 so that we could watch it and then be compelled to play it because it's so good

    • @june_qwq
      @june_qwq 2 года назад +18

      One small issue. I’m broke.😃

    • @pairuh5021
      @pairuh5021 2 года назад +55

      … you mean the one final boss of the first singleplayer campaign was enough to bar you from experiencing a whole multiplayer game 😭😭

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 2 года назад +5

      I actually was in contact with Kips (the person who’s status we saw in the beginning) and I let them know they were in an alpharad video

    • @someoneontheinternet4518
      @someoneontheinternet4518 2 года назад +8

      @@cosmicsilhouette3858 I still wouldn't buy splat 2 in 2022 it's already a wasteland

    • @LeOwwAndRose
      @LeOwwAndRose 2 года назад +9

      "I played Splatoon 3, so you would want to"

  • @drfunybone4652
    @drfunybone4652 2 года назад +214

    I can't believe Little buddy came in a $60 package with a game attached to the side.

    • @oranplan1630
      @oranplan1630 2 года назад +34

      Really cool of them to add a multiplayer aspect to Little Buddy Simulator 3. I mean, I doubt anyone will play it since Little Buddy's not actually in there for some reason, but it's pretty cool.

  • @Squirtle1208
    @Squirtle1208 2 года назад +33

    53:17 holy shit, you had .40 seconds left on the clock and it almost missed. Well done

  • @chilly_shroom
    @chilly_shroom 2 года назад +168

    the final battle of this game always gets me so hyped, no matter who i’m watching playing it like- octavio coming in clutch, deep cut and the squid sisters hyping you up, Lil Buddy becoming a Beeg buddy, and then your character, no matter what they look like, standing there on the battlefield with a determined expression….there is nothing that can top that moment when you stare into the eyes of Mr. Grizz knowing that this will be his last fight (i love this game sm-)

  • @MrRukrio1
    @MrRukrio1 2 года назад +256

    i love that "uh oh" at the end. like we all know that After Alterna is basically Champion's Road but for Splatoon 3

    • @feefington
      @feefington 2 года назад +35

      Nintendo games and their brutally difficult postgame content

    • @MattressGuy
      @MattressGuy 2 года назад +1

      after alterna wasn't particularly difficult imo, the octoling part was just kinda obnoxious but the rest wasn't that hard.

    • @ijustwantedtocomment8319
      @ijustwantedtocomment8319 2 года назад +18

      @@MattressGuy More like WORST CLASS!!!

    • @i_garfed_on_the_carpet
      @i_garfed_on_the_carpet 2 года назад +6

      damn rail grinding

    • @thegamergirl1345
      @thegamergirl1345 2 года назад +1

      I spent 2 hours completing it and it was worth it

  • @stormvolt9797
    @stormvolt9797 2 года назад +127

    "This could be Nintendo's best selling game if they really wanted it to be". Uhh....in Japan at least, it literally is on track for that title, so there you go. But I do agree with him, this series so fucking badly deserves so much more love than it gets here in the west. The artstyle,the aesthetic, the music, sound design, characters, character design, story, lore, gameplay, mechanics, just.....all of it is so, so God damn incredible, and unique, and has so much attention to detail, care, love, and genuine passion put into it by its developers. Splatoon has quickly become my favorite Nintendo franchise for very good reason, and I so badly want more people to feel the same way.

    • @chinstion
      @chinstion Год назад +3

      Gameplay especially. It’s so unique

  • @rinsinplays3461
    @rinsinplays3461 2 года назад +38

    54:00 remember Jacob, Agent 3 had their special limiter removed, we learn this during the fight in octo expansion and experience it in hell during the secret boss fight

  • @ooxcto
    @ooxcto 2 года назад +278

    adding a partener to the story mode is such an amazing idea

  • @ayskaripepperooni2770
    @ayskaripepperooni2770 2 года назад +30

    40:37 seeing alphard having fun and completing the level so quickly makes me jealous. I picked the three-stinger or whatever that bow is called.

  • @jaysonjackson3455
    @jaysonjackson3455 2 года назад +153

    Just because everyone doesn't know, if you go under Cuttlefish's tent and click on the little notepad, you can make the New Captain look different, because the point is they're suppose to be your character from Splatoon 1.

    • @feefington
      @feefington 2 года назад +10

      *Holy shit i did NOT know of this at all-*

    • @raleo7466
      @raleo7466 2 года назад +3

      Wait you can what?

    • @Derpinator01
      @Derpinator01 2 года назад +58

      Also, if you have save data from Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion, the game will keep your design for Agent 3 so you don't have to change it again

    • @Hithere-uz6wd
      @Hithere-uz6wd 2 года назад +1

      Yeah i made the captain look like my splatoon 1 character

  • @F_for_F
    @F_for_F 2 года назад +88

    3:57 “gurgling piss but like... in a- in a good way, you know?” Alpharad, 2022

  • @failure4
    @failure4 2 года назад +68

    10:11 is def the most hype moment in video games

  • @Xenotale
    @Xenotale 2 года назад +334

    The thought of Alpharad listening to Vocaloid is actually kinda of on brand with how he likes Touhou

  • @Red-ov1be
    @Red-ov1be 2 года назад +151

    The fear Alpharad has thinking little buddy was going to die is hilarious

  • @ThisPurpleFox
    @ThisPurpleFox 2 года назад +18

    1:06:09 "Yeah, that's a-.. That's a booyah moment if I ever saw it"
    Literally when you go back into Alterna after beating the game, you get a cutscene with the Squidbeak where the Captain Booyah's at you (and of course Callie did a hell of a "Booyah" just moments before this, I know xD)
    Add THAT to all the other times Alpha was right about things happening later on, and just.. how?? o.o

  • @ZeeGee__
    @ZeeGee__ 2 года назад +65

    A fun thing to think about is that In Japan, Mr. Grizz is overly nice (cultural difference, bad/sketchy jobs tend to have bosses that mask themselves as overly nice or something) so his teddybear face probably matches mover there.

  • @walnut_raisin2621
    @walnut_raisin2621 2 года назад +131

    7:21 cant believe alpharad says the reason he is enjoying splatoon's idol music is due to a vocaloid phase and then proceeds to say his fav producer is Mitchie M. I have no idea how they sound the same, considering Mitchie is known for his realistic tuning and splatoon idols just be a gargled bop

    • @mothknight7050
      @mothknight7050 2 года назад +11

      id say they have pretty similar vibes though besides the vocals

    • @8bitidiots
      @8bitidiots 2 года назад +2

      ive been obsessed with vocaloid since around 4th grade and just the mention of vocaloid made me smile

    • @e-lrd6904
      @e-lrd6904 2 года назад

      fun fact: the splatoon vocals are done by actual singers, it's not vocaloid

    • @walnut_raisin2621
      @walnut_raisin2621 2 года назад

      @@e-lrd6904 vocaloids are sourced from actual singers too!

    • @e-lrd6904
      @e-lrd6904 2 года назад +2

      @@walnut_raisin2621 no i mean the actual gibberish that you hear in the songs is sung like that (minus voice filter) by actual people, they just sing the songs and then a voice filter is added

  • @Buggy53
    @Buggy53 2 года назад +75

    Alpha’s Vocaloid phase is something I never expected but am VERY happy about

  • @fickle_narwhal788
    @fickle_narwhal788 2 года назад +169

    "They've had this boss in every Splatoon game but now we're just killing a woman."
    Alpharad, 2022

  • @therealgamewizerd
    @therealgamewizerd 2 года назад +96

    I got flashbacks when I saw that electric goo pattern during the Big Man fight, but I'm also super happy they made a Mario Sunshine reference there. Big Man is objectively the best addition to the series

  • @142crystal
    @142crystal 2 года назад +17

    15:23 "You either fight god or go to space." Bayonetta 1 you do both.

  • @th3bear01
    @th3bear01 2 года назад +90

    The Sunshine manta-ray actually jump-scared me lol, I was that dumb kid who loved sunshine sucked at it and was quickly gated from progression by the sand bird and manta-ray (I was also actually afraid of it, so that made it even harder to try to fight). So despite having played Sunshine many times since then, this video has confirmed that i still fear it deep inside

    • @jjbarajas5341
      @jjbarajas5341 2 года назад +6

      Therapist: Sunshine Ray boss isn't real, it can't hurt you
      Big Man:

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 2 года назад +48

    6:07 I love how he made the salmon run connection based on something that had technically been there way before salmon run, lol

  • @thatonet9787
    @thatonet9787 2 года назад +32

    1:06:35 The shear terror and sadness in his voice when he said that.

  • @B-Dawguss
    @B-Dawguss 2 года назад +772

    Even though this man has 2 million subscribers, I still feel his content is underrated lol

    • @smartalecl4
      @smartalecl4 2 года назад +8

      You're right, he deserves more than 2 million subs

    • @gengarcrobat1576
      @gengarcrobat1576 2 года назад +5

      Coming up on 3 million

    • @SMD965OFFICIAL
      @SMD965OFFICIAL 2 года назад +3

      I wouldn't say that
      #8 trending in gaming!!

    • @B-Dawguss
      @B-Dawguss 2 года назад +2

      @@SMD965OFFICIAL yeah I just saw that it’s awesome lol

    • @endgame6023
      @endgame6023 2 года назад +1

      I have been thinking this ever since the first twitch plays Pokémon video

  • @LicheyLost
    @LicheyLost 2 года назад +47

    37:58 i literally cried from laughter

    • @Konoshi_08
      @Konoshi_08 2 года назад +2

      Fucking Karma’d for ignoring that Octostomp.

  • @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas
    @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas 2 года назад +14

    33:13 love that delivery

  • @aaronmeyer3664
    @aaronmeyer3664 2 года назад +45

    Here's a fun little detail: After you beat the story mode, the Radio at Grizzco turns from a bear eating a salmon into a big salmon eating a bear.
    Also: I thought the "so you dont have to" titles are for bad games.

  • @theivoryguy2476
    @theivoryguy2476 2 года назад +23

    8:39
    The splattershot jr falling overa little really ties this all together.

    • @friccle_
      @friccle_ 2 года назад +5

      I love how it even has a sound effect

    • @theivoryguy2476
      @theivoryguy2476 2 года назад

      @@friccle_
      (clink)

  • @grimmashley8422
    @grimmashley8422 2 года назад +38

    This is unironically the happiest I've seen Jacob while playing a videogame in awhile

  • @atlasguytinyproductions55
    @atlasguytinyproductions55 2 года назад +63

    Octavio NOT being the main antagonist of the installment, and actual stakes that has the world depend on the heroes is definitely the step in the right direction. But it feels like Nintendo scratched the surface for this one as much as the DLC did.
    Not bad, it’s actually extraordinary for a story about friendships, music, and the mystery of life and I’d like to see more for S3’s DLC.

  • @outofideasexe
    @outofideasexe 2 года назад +177

    But everyone should play the story mode it's full of bangers and is easily some of the best gameplay ever

  • @ramroller
    @ramroller 6 месяцев назад +1

    47:40 I was rewatching for 5th time and realised: because Alpha did it as a stealth mission, it's recognised by the game, and it's so cool that this is one of the little details of the game.

  • @prismwynnter
    @prismwynnter 2 года назад +44

    "Its not that I hated that level, its just that my therapist will hear about it." Relatable

  • @Ogwan539
    @Ogwan539 2 года назад +234

    I love how unfairly overpowered your little buddy is it’s hilarious 😂

    • @InemuriOkami
      @InemuriOkami 2 года назад +30

      And that's the version that ISN'T upgraded all the way, he two shots most enemies when he's fully upgraded. We love Little Buddy in this household!

    • @Ogwan539
      @Ogwan539 2 года назад +8

      @@InemuriOkami it’s funny he gigantamaxs and takes on a giant killer bear in space and is the reason why mr grizz didn’t destroy dj Octavio’s ship so without the buddy the main player would probably have died multiple times

  • @alexlaycock5878
    @alexlaycock5878 Год назад +20

    I think that genderless androgynous society might be kinda a vibe, everyone can dress without pressure ya know

  • @acedust334
    @acedust334 2 года назад +28

    24:34 fun fact, all of site 6 (other than the boss) is completely optional, and on my first playthrough i only did 2-3 levels per site on the other sites (only reason was for power eggs)

    • @YoloYester94
      @YoloYester94 2 года назад +3

      You don’t even have to play any of the levels for power eggs, it’s possible to farm eggs in the overworld alone, though it’s tedious.

  • @turtlelongingforchaos9055
    @turtlelongingforchaos9055 2 года назад +41

    Learning alpharad is not only a vocaloid enjoyer but a mitchie m fan as well is probably the highlight of my month

  • @calliesayshai
    @calliesayshai 2 года назад +37

    I spent the entire game avoiding hair death because I’m horrified by it. Of course I get the bad ending when fighting Grizz for the first time.

  • @lilybeejones
    @lilybeejones 2 года назад +97

    "This game feels like Portal 2"
    I recently replayed Portal 2.
    I agree. I think the twist on the final mission reminded me of stuff they did in Portal? And just overall the test chamber puzzle vibe

    • @GammaJyx
      @GammaJyx 2 года назад +3

      you know what's the difference between portal and splatoon ? one finally got the trequel (if you can call it like that) and man i'm happy to make a half life 3 joke even tho it's old af, anyways have a good day

    • @lilybeejones
      @lilybeejones 2 года назад +1

      @@GammaJyx I would love a Portal 3.

    • @lihzzahrdspeed6631
      @lihzzahrdspeed6631 2 года назад

      I used to like half life more but after playing portal 2 I just want portal 3

  • @the_godbodor7026
    @the_godbodor7026 2 года назад +35

    Just want to say, I gave my Little Buddy the Karen haircut and so having it fight Mr Grizz, Manager of Grizzco, was way to funny and fitting.

  • @mikey_m114
    @mikey_m114 Год назад +13

    7:05 and just when I thought I couldn’t love Alpharad any more than I already do 😭

  • @codenameloser8488
    @codenameloser8488 2 года назад +273

    Alpharad casually predicting the final boss and how stuff is related in the very beginning

    • @Cros9911
      @Cros9911 2 года назад +2

      For the (at least) fifth time

    • @Hithere-uz6wd
      @Hithere-uz6wd 2 года назад

      He did not predict the last boss at all but eh close enough

  • @sample_text9276
    @sample_text9276 2 года назад +58

    Grizz isn't a bad villian, but honestly I feel like they could have saved him for some sort of DLC. I also think it would've worked better if he was more closely tied to the humans, like if he was an AI made by the last scientist and... hey, wait a second.

    • @EmeraldKeys
      @EmeraldKeys 2 года назад +9

      I was honestly thinking the whole game that ORCA was just Splatoon Glados in disguise

    • @grinklesnorf3475
      @grinklesnorf3475 2 года назад

      You should read all of the alterna logs then! They give plenty of backstory for mr grizz that i think will satisfy you

    • @sample_text9276
      @sample_text9276 2 года назад

      @@grinklesnorf3475 I'd actually fully 100 percented the hero mode, including Shel-Drone, whenever I wrote this, and while my opinion has changed a bit since then, I still think Grizz fell a bit flat. From his build up that was a bit lacking, and the fact that the salmonids and golden eggs aren't really explained, I still don't hate Grizz, his main problem is just that he had to follow up Tartar's act and couldn't quite reach the bar he set.

  • @pokkiheart
    @pokkiheart 5 месяцев назад +3

    I love how Agent 3 has become sort of the Solid Snake of this series. She's ALWAYS there, and she's gone from the dubious player insert to an idolized legend

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar 2 года назад +58

    “I played Splatoon 3 so you don’t have to”
    My crippling Salmon Run addiction says otherwise

    • @Hithere-uz6wd
      @Hithere-uz6wd 2 года назад +1

      When you get 32k coins from a bonus

  • @renshuuu
    @renshuuu 2 года назад +49

    Little buddy great for friendship!
    Proceeds to chuck it into almost every death imaginable.
    Im worried about what alpharad thinks friendship is.

    • @younesgeek1313
      @younesgeek1313 Год назад +1

      I mean...have you watched an Alpharad video?

  • @Sanstiag0
    @Sanstiag0 2 года назад +8

    7:22 "my favorite producer is mitchie m"
    The Goat

  • @vyldim3401
    @vyldim3401 2 года назад +93

    I'm pretty sure some animator out there has already started working on an Alpharad vocaloid after this.

    • @mikhailshaw7030
      @mikhailshaw7030 2 года назад +10

      these bots are crazy

    • @kevinr.9733
      @kevinr.9733 2 года назад +2

      @@mikhailshaw7030 Honestly, I'm seeing fewer of this particular bot than I have of some others. Still reporting it, though.

  • @theaa47
    @theaa47 2 года назад +70

    This is awesome but would have been more awesome if it was "I didn't play Splatoon 3 so you have to" and it was a threat

  • @AlfonsoSRT
    @AlfonsoSRT 2 года назад +9

    I don't know what Nintendo is on, but they've been making the end sequences of their games so hype in the Switch years. Octo Expansion, Breath of the Wild, Super Mario Odyssey, the new Kirby game, Metroid Dread, THIS GAME... Please keep doing these.

  • @CanisInfernus
    @CanisInfernus 2 года назад +16

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that the final boss was just Sonic Adventure 2. In space, on a strict time limit to stop the boss from crashing into the Earth, with the gameplay focused on approaching the boss so you can target vulnerable growths on his body, while dodging obstacles that knock you back. Little Buddy even absorbs the power of the Chaos Emeralds so he can go Super Salmon.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 года назад +6

    I would describe the amount of France slander at the start of this video as: Ideal

  • @kenstorm707
    @kenstorm707 2 года назад +6

    12:58 "Twirling, Swirling, Whirling, Hurling!"
    KAMEN RIDER~
    REVI! VICE! *REVICE!*

  • @mytyldotmov
    @mytyldotmov 2 года назад +34

    Mitchie M is one of the best vocaloid producers.... never thought i'd hear about him in a splatoon video

  • @awesomefox555
    @awesomefox555 2 года назад +55

    If you’re worried about cuttlefish, he’ll be fine. That’s just what happens to inklings when they dry out. (According to the manga)

    • @slimebunny5700
      @slimebunny5700 2 года назад +13

      Oh that's interesting, I thought mr grizz just de-evolved him. I wonder if they put him in the alternan waters would he slowly go back to the way he was? Considering whats in the water there I feel like it might be possible

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 2 года назад +11

      @@slimebunny5700 probably. Maybe he just needs a soda or to be left in the rain for 5 minutes.

    • @deadweightnero
      @deadweightnero 2 года назад +1

      there’s a splatoon manga

  • @Luigi3289
    @Luigi3289 5 месяцев назад +2

    1:06:35
    Alpharad: “NO! NO!”
    Me: “Don’t worry he is just de-evolving”

  • @jeebus5063
    @jeebus5063 2 года назад +26

    "I dont know what purpose he serves" no one is ready for what lil buddy is capable of

  • @CLouJeli4827
    @CLouJeli4827 2 года назад +37

    I was smiling throughout the majority of this video
    One of my favorite content creators playing my favorite game series is a blessing

  • @woahitsfranco5286
    @woahitsfranco5286 5 месяцев назад +2

    31:21 “im using a low tier weapon” oh buddy you have no idea 😭

  • @Stereo6400
    @Stereo6400 2 года назад +24

    “you either fight god or go to space”
    who’s gonna tell him you do both

  • @dynamiterobin7875
    @dynamiterobin7875 2 года назад +96

    I'm really considering getting this game the story mode along has me hooked

    • @TheycallmeWikipedia
      @TheycallmeWikipedia 2 года назад +26

      Trust me the game is definitely worth it! The story mode really is exciting to be honest.

    • @MattressGuy
      @MattressGuy 2 года назад +2

      it's so much more than just the story mode too, it's so good and totally worth the money. source: i already have 35 hours on the game

    • @moosesues8887
      @moosesues8887 2 года назад +1

      @@TheycallmeWikipedia where pfp from

    • @fothorso
      @fothorso 2 года назад +1

      The story mode is the least amazing part of this game which is saying smth so go get it!!!!!

    • @sparkydl289
      @sparkydl289 2 года назад +1

      This game is great outside single player (although this definitely was the best base game story mode out of all 3 games by far). If you feel like you'll like a fast paced, movement heavy shooter then I'll think you'll like this game especially since a lot of the balance changes on launch fixed a lot of the problems from 2.
      Also you can kill people with a washing machine :)
      -Sincerely, a Sloshing Machine/Slosher main

  • @kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420
    @kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420 2 года назад +3

    14:05 this bit oh my god
    legit, out loud, said "oh god not that level"
    then immediately after, "OH GOD NOT THE SLOSHER"

  • @AwakenedRAGEJustin
    @AwakenedRAGEJustin 2 года назад +23

    “A secret kettle appeared”
    *inner agent 3 flashbacks*
    Alpha: uh oh

    • @Nouxatar
      @Nouxatar 2 года назад +1

      Oh fun facts!!! Alpha never actually went back around to taking down IA3.

    • @AwakenedRAGEJustin
      @AwakenedRAGEJustin 2 года назад

      @@Nouxatar who said it was his flashbacks…

  • @PoppySis
    @PoppySis 2 года назад +18

    Spoilers:
    After the main story, Li'l judd gains a lil headset and microphone, and his TableTurf deck is *all* Salmonid cards.

  • @V0idless-c9m
    @V0idless-c9m 2 года назад +9

    37:57
    That spike was insane.

  • @TheFuzzyOcelot
    @TheFuzzyOcelot 2 года назад +79

    I still think the one thing that holds this story mode back (and Splatoon story modes in general) is because they are very reluctant to put the actual narrative in the levels themselves. Sure you have the cutscenes and dialogue in the hub, but the actual levels feel like they don't contribute. This was something the Octo Expansion was able to work around, sort of: Every level either had dialogue revealing something new (for example, you learn from Marina that the sanitized octos don't have vital signs, which is something you wouldn't be able to know on sight) or the mem cake which told you more about *you* as a character. Here, any in level dialogue basically goes "woah they're fuzzy????" which is something you can know by looking with your eyes, and all the Alterna logs focus on the lore of what happened instead of the story that is happening.

    • @moosesues8887
      @moosesues8887 2 года назад +1

      Bro why did you write a whole ass essay the project ain’t due until next week

    • @TheFuzzyOcelot
      @TheFuzzyOcelot 2 года назад +11

      @@moosesues8887 because i like this thing and as such i have many words to say about this thing rather than just one word

    • @Oreca2005
      @Oreca2005 2 года назад +4

      @@moosesues8887 yeah Kirby did this stuff where the surroundings told a story or tell you something happened

    • @anankos795
      @anankos795 2 года назад +2

      I agree. I’ve heard some people say that there are plotholes and while I wouldn’t go that far there definitely were a lot more questions that the story mode made than answered. There are also those who are upset that Mr. Grizz was actually a bear, but at the same time Splatoon has always been very on-the-nose and in-universe the Inklings and Octolings had no reason to think that Mr. Grizz was actually a bear. I wouldn’t be surprised if the game was rushed a bit along with COVID complications, and if the DLC story answers some of the questions this story made. That’s not very ideal I’ll admit, but Splatoon 2 really didn’t go deep into the Octarians (especially Marina) until the DLC Octo Expansion so it isn’t all that surprising to me.