Apple, the World’s Best Unnovator

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @luiscarlosvieira3966
    @luiscarlosvieira3966 Год назад +11267

    Instead of being an unhappy Apple customer.... I am a happy Apple "uncustomer"...

    • @djross95
      @djross95 Год назад +179

      Me as well, just got tired of dealing with this sort of b.s. ...

    • @SubTroppo
      @SubTroppo Год назад +104

      I shall try to remember that one the next time I have to contact un-help-desk.

    • @helloken
      @helloken Год назад +64

      Well said and same... voting with my wallet

    • @roger58679
      @roger58679 Год назад +171

      I've been a happy Apple uncustomer my whole life.

    • @akin242002
      @akin242002 Год назад +52

      Same here. Left iPhone for Samsung and haven't looked back. Or a better way of saying, I haven't un uncustomer.

  • @bedelian
    @bedelian Год назад +5275

    This is actually a perfectly reasonable and accurate commercial if you consider that the commercial is for Apple investors and not customers.

    • @SigFigNewton
      @SigFigNewton Год назад +173

      Not really. It suggests that a lot of their earnings growth in recent years is due to unrepeatable unnovation. For example they already started selling everything separately, so they no longer have that option available to them to extract more from their customers. Past earnings growth that can’t be replicated suggests slowing earnings growth going forward, suggesting that the company is overvalued.

    • @sparking023
      @sparking023 Год назад

      You're not unnovating enough, they still sell phones with the OS preinstalled. Think ​@@SigFigNewton, think!

    • @billwestrick343
      @billwestrick343 Год назад +88

      I think you nailed it. The only thing Apple I own that I am actually happy with is their stock. I hate that that is true but the other thing Apple is good a unnovating is their customers. As soon as I saw that "you're just holding it wrong" actually worked for their core customer base, I knew these people would buy anything Apple sold them.

    • @SigFigNewton
      @SigFigNewton Год назад

      @@billwestrick343 I wonder whether Apple share price will be higher in five years

    • @NB-gu9rs
      @NB-gu9rs Год назад +19

      @@billwestrick343 Somehow my sympathy for you is limited.

  • @CBlargh
    @CBlargh 11 месяцев назад +359

    "Why think different when you can just not think at all?"
    I felt that.

  • @adilshoukat
    @adilshoukat Год назад +3314

    My Fav: They removed LAN port, USB ports, etc. and increased the price of laptop because it's slim. Then you separately need to buy the things they took out, in the form of docking station.

    • @Ph34rNoB33r
      @Ph34rNoB33r Год назад +113

      Sadly the other manufacturers do the same. My current thinkpad is the 3yo non-slim version, and is way slimmer than the 10yo slim one. Anything more flat than that and RJ45 will no longer fit in. (Also means their keyboards have less travel distance, thinkpads are still way better than average, but I would gladly accept a few millimetres more if it meant better cooling and more ports)

    • @delimitnc
      @delimitnc Год назад +168

      Indeed. I don't really see the point of having a thinner device when you are required to haul around a giant power supply, assortment of dongles, dock, mouse so you don't have to use the horrific trackpad (in before apple trackpads are actually good), etc. Inch thick laptops are fine, much thinner and shit starts getting far too delicate for a device that's supposed to be taken everywhere.

    • @Ph34rNoB33r
      @Ph34rNoB33r Год назад +19

      @@delimitnc Laptop power supplies have shrunken down recently when everyone switched to GaN. Still not exactly tiny, but very noticeable.
      (Doesn't invalidate the argument, we still need a bunch of adapters and/or a docking station of some kind)

    • @delimitnc
      @delimitnc Год назад +18

      @@Ph34rNoB33r True. I'm not even singling out Apple, either. I have a ThinkPad X13, and the power supply, while small compared to historical bricks, is still double the thickness of the laptop itself. Lenovo has also been on a port elimination crusade, though it's not been as vigorous as the one Apple's engaged in.

    • @MrLuffy9131
      @MrLuffy9131 Год назад +2

      To be fair I actually came back to apple after the m1 because it was somewhat affordable even though not being able to upgrade storage is stupid but it's at least better than paying $2000, for something that overheats and has a malfunctioning butterfly keyboard

  • @cherrypepsi2815
    @cherrypepsi2815 Год назад +4307

    The sad part is, every other company is following apple on this and are making their stuff less user friendly

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu Год назад +116

      I mean the only designers who actually tried died off health problems because of overworking,
      Not to mention money cutting, it just thins down and leaving out worst of worst workers now for most part there.
      And! Not to forget even if there are actual great suggestions, they’re overshadow by “investors’ interest” instead.

    • @ajamudc
      @ajamudc Год назад +80

      Absolutely! The other companies see Apple's bottom line and think we should do that...

    • @muhsalihu
      @muhsalihu Год назад +14

      No lies detected!

    • @darthwolfius7746
      @darthwolfius7746 Год назад

      Yeah but there is still hope, like new EU legislation that will reverse this bullshits and the right to repair act in US. Maybe just maybe things will improve soon.

    • @Ted_Kenzoku
      @Ted_Kenzoku Год назад

      Because people are stupid and will buy anyway, so when other companies se apple able to sell stuff at a high price while reducing the produciton cost, obviously they're gonna copy that they want to be a trillion $ company too

  • @MuffTuglick
    @MuffTuglick 10 месяцев назад +413

    you forgot to mention "you begged and forced us to move to USB-C because its faster, well we did it AND we took the speed away"

    • @HepauDK
      @HepauDK 5 месяцев назад +88

      Well, unless you buy the original Apple cable for a gazillion dollars.
      Yes, the cable has a chip that identifies it as a genuine Apple product that unlocks the full potential.
      You could have the best USB-C cable on the market, it will still only run USB-2 if the chip is not there...
      It's Apple's way of saying "F*** you for making us ditch our proprietary cable, we will make money on it anyway".

    • @MuffTuglick
      @MuffTuglick 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@HepauDK word? I was under the impression that they hid the speed behind the Pro Max models. I swear Ive seen people mad that you had to buy the Highest end model of iPhone in order to fast charge.

    • @MuffTuglick
      @MuffTuglick 5 месяцев назад +34

      @@HepauDK Just looked into it, they haven't used MFI in their chargers since the intro of the lighting cable. they wanted to with the USB-C but the EU shot that down since it would be against the entire reason they where forced to switch. They do however throttle your data transfer speeds across the cable if you don't have the top tier model of phone, but thats more to do with the way they have the pins of the charge port hooked in then the cable.

    • @HepauDK
      @HepauDK 5 месяцев назад +26

      @@MuffTuglick Ah, my source must have been wrong then.
      Still a d**k move though.

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist Месяц назад +1

      I think there was actually a thing in the EU where they got pissed off at needing different cables all the time, and legally mandated a standard. It had nothing to do with the customers wanting anything, oh no, that's not how business is done.

  • @crispyandspicy6813
    @crispyandspicy6813 Год назад +680

    "So you know how Steve Jobs took off the keys of a phone and made us billions?"
    "Yeah?"
    "By the same logic, removing the screens will make us trillions"
    "Consider yourself promoted, you have a bright future at Apple, boy"

    • @MrMarkjams
      @MrMarkjams Год назад +18

      Don’t give them ideas!

    • @fireice5406
      @fireice5406 11 месяцев назад +40

      It’s the iPhone shuffle

    • @cooiecub
      @cooiecub 11 месяцев назад +25

      screens sold separately

    • @modernfiddler5475
      @modernfiddler5475 11 месяцев назад +3

      Guess what - 99% of phones now have no keys. How's that for innovation? Your dedication to hating on apple is irrelevant. It is a wildly successful company with millions of loyal, enthusiastic customers. How many loyal, enthusiastic customers exist for microsoft and google? Not nearly as many. I support your freedom to hate, just know your hate is irrelevant.

    • @not_kes
      @not_kes 11 месяцев назад +50

      ​@@modernfiddler5475If their hate is irrelevant, why are you upset?
      It's true that Apple makes generally good products. The problem: Apple could be giving you something even better. Instead, they choose an "ecosystem" mentality - which translates to hostile, exclusionary design. If Apple spent their energy working for you - the customer - instead of playing mind games and maximizing profit, your Apple devices could be magnitudes better in both quality and design. If you like Apple products now, just imagine how much better they could be if only Apply was willing to put all that energy into actual innovation instead of cooperate chess.

  • @necurrence1776
    @necurrence1776 Год назад +2402

    I always rely on Apple products whenever I need half the features at double the price

    • @B7R8
      @B7R8 11 месяцев назад +125

      *Giving you less.*
      *Charging you more.*
      _- Apple_

    • @Mart77
      @Mart77 11 месяцев назад +66

      "just be a good customer and buy your annual new phone" - Tim Cook, Apple CEO

    • @christopher9727
      @christopher9727 8 месяцев назад

      Romans 6:23
      For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
      Come to Jesus Christ today
      Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
      Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
      Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
      Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
      John 3:16-21
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
      Mark 1.15
      15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
      2 Peter 3:9
      The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
      Hebrews 11:6
      6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
      Jesus

    • @web-development
      @web-development 2 месяца назад

      @@Mart77

    • @saschamayer4050
      @saschamayer4050 2 месяца назад +3

      At least that's a reliable service. You can always count on Apple to give you less for more. 😁👍

  • @AlienSensei
    @AlienSensei 7 месяцев назад +257

    Whoever invented that charging port at the bottom of the mouse probably got the idea when removing their buttplug.

    • @chrisfox9492
      @chrisfox9492 4 месяца назад +7

      Legendary comment :D

    • @davidmills8726
      @davidmills8726 2 месяца назад +11

      What Apple engineer ever removed one?

    • @averagegatsby
      @averagegatsby 2 месяца назад

      Hey, just because someone likes to have a good time doesn't mean they cant be stupid independently of what they put in their ass.

    • @rgp8038
      @rgp8038 2 месяца назад +1

      Beautiful.

    • @RifFaruq
      @RifFaruq 2 месяца назад +4

      This comment made me laugh so hard, my butt plug came flying out! 😂

  • @TheRealSykx
    @TheRealSykx 11 месяцев назад +1616

    the charging port on the bottom of the mouse is top tier unnovation, only a truly gifted unnovator could conceive of such magnificence

    • @DanDanDoe
      @DanDanDoe 10 месяцев назад

      Back sometime around 2015 I worked in a store where we’d also fix devices and home appliances people brought in. One day someone came in with an Apple mouse, and he couldn’t figure out how to swap the batteries out. I told him I’d take a look and make sure there’s new batteries when he returns. I couldn’t figure it out either, so started googling.
      Turns out you need to take it apart to switch out the two AAA batteries. And with taking it apart I don’t mean removing a screw. No, I mean actually tearing apart glued bits. The battery compartment was glued shut. So Apple produced a wireless mouse that’s charged with non-rechargeable AAA batteries, but no way to switch out the batteries once they’re empty without actually breaking parts off the mouse. I think Apple hoped you’d just buy another mouse.
      When the customer returned I told him what I found online, and his reply was “Wow, that’s so dumb.” He could hardly believe Apple would design something like that, but it really changed his opinion on Apple for the worse. He let me tear it apart to change the batteries and that did work, though, but it shouldn’t be that complicated.

    • @Rocknoob49
      @Rocknoob49 7 месяцев назад +162

      i loved it, my boss got those for us. every now and then i just had a 30 minute break while the mouse charged

    • @StuermischeTage
      @StuermischeTage 7 месяцев назад +65

      It was done on purpose, because the apple team didn't want photos of the mouse being connected to a cable go around, so they placed the charging spot so awkwardly that it's impossible to use the mouse while charging.

    • @itzkiblo
      @itzkiblo 7 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@StuermischeTage it was done on purpose bc they wanted the very slick look on the mouse. Thats why they added the mouse sleeve that lifts it up so you can charge it while using it instead of changing the design until later on from all the complaints.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@itzkibloComplaints after the fact, blindly buying a product without inspecting it or reading its specifications, instead of just not buying it in the first place. 😅

  • @ThunderbolttheFox
    @ThunderbolttheFox Год назад +911

    Apple has always been the leader in "We give you less options because we'll decide what you want and need"

    • @Danimal28
      @Danimal28 Год назад +15

      Fewer options

    • @christian9540
      @christian9540 Год назад

      @@Danimal28 They were less, apple made them fewer. Think about it.

    • @YATESAsphalt8
      @YATESAsphalt8 Год назад

      ....and companies like these are behind the climate bs, because they are so friendly.

    • @PistonAvatarGuy
      @PistonAvatarGuy Год назад +37

      Capitalists: Let the market decide.
      Also capitalists: We'll decide what you want.

    • @christian9540
      @christian9540 Год назад +5

      ​@@PistonAvatarGuy Only a small portion of capitalists have a proper impact on their own.
      However: Monopolies dictate. Advertisements tell you want to do. Etc.
      Pretty normal for capitalism if you ask me.

  • @coladict
    @coladict 11 месяцев назад +51

    I've heard Apple fans say that the MacBook having the exact same performance when it's plugged in vs when it's on battery is a *feature* they like. It's literally an artificial limitation. All other laptops let you push the power limit on the system when it's plugged in. Apple is artificially limiting it to the same power constraint as on battery.

  • @JL-wf2wp
    @JL-wf2wp Год назад +1318

    Duuuude "we downgraded our CEO" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    What a boss 😎

    • @mityaboy4639
      @mityaboy4639 Год назад +1

      they had no choice as Steve Jobs unalived himself (according to his biography, he unmedicated himself with sh*t)

    • @beowulf1417
      @beowulf1417 Год назад +28

      But they really didn't since all of these issues with Apple quite literally began under the direction of Steve Jobs.

    • @chillinJohnny
      @chillinJohnny Год назад +24

      no where close to what they are doing today; back then, they were actually innovative

    • @DJAJ101
      @DJAJ101 Год назад +13

      Tim "the bean counter" Cook is a downgrade! Thought Steve was a money hog till Cook became CEO!

    • @PyromancerRift
      @PyromancerRift Год назад +12

      Not sure about that. The last one had a factory deffect. This one already got past warranty the period.

  • @Bertie_Ahern
    @Bertie_Ahern Год назад +568

    The different shaped screws is one of my favorite unnovations. I now have dozens of different screwdrivers, a new one for every new generation, for screws nobody even knew could be unnovated!

    • @williamw7134
      @williamw7134 Год назад +58

      I'm a repair tech and I swear to got apples proprietary screws are always the ones that strip the easiest. No matter what I do my screw driver tip never registers well with Apples screws and I have to be really careful getting them out.

    • @LordNelsonkm
      @LordNelsonkm Год назад +21

      And on top of the new pentalobe, on the MBP 15", there's TWO different lengths of fastener for the base plate. Most are 3.0mm, but there's two stupid 2.3mm length screws. WWHWWHHWYYYYYYY does that 0.7, **0.7**!!! millimeter make that much difference??!?! MAKE THEM ALL 3.0! And then, they go back and use Torx T5 for the inside SSD screw.

    • @hilcup1ify
      @hilcup1ify Год назад +79

      Out of all companies I’ve observed as a consumer, Apple is possibly the most anti-repair company on the planet. They make it such a pain to become certified to repair their products and they only allow you to do certain repairs. The EU needs to rattle their cage like they did with the USB-C charging cause they deserve every L they receive.

    • @We_Are_Borg_478
      @We_Are_Borg_478 Год назад +12

      And you still keep buying them?

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt Год назад +20

      Just swap the screens on two brand new iPhone 13/14 or 15. Popups galore "We do not recognize the screen as an original part" even though you just swapped it on two identical units, along with losing TrueTone. Oh, gawd forbid you break the earpiece ribbon, you'll even lose FaceID and other features. Replace any of the cameras and the phone blows up. It's absolutely nuts!

  • @justincase4812
    @justincase4812 11 месяцев назад +249

    Remember that infamous ad Apple ran during 1984's Superbowl? The one where Apple blamed IBM for being a monolithic overbearing unnovator? Apple has always been exactly what they said IBM was. A scourge, who bakes intentional obsolescence and compliance into their "business" model. Revolting really.

    • @justincase4812
      @justincase4812 2 месяца назад +4

      @@DonL1edtke Yeah, like the Dumbocrats

    • @emu314159
      @emu314159 2 месяца назад +11

      Ironically, IBM has always kind of reached out to hackers a bit, that's how you find shiz out first.

    • @donrobertson4940
      @donrobertson4940 2 месяца назад +12

      Not true. Back in the 80s and 90s, Macs had a lot of stuff build in and lasted for ages. We had Mac pluses and SEs with built in networking, SCSI ports, ADB ports and so on when PC's needed to be pulled to bits and fiddled with so cards could be added for simple things. PC owners would spend all day fiddling with IRQs and dip switches to get a network card to with without disabling the mouse.
      But sometime in the 90s, they became disposable fashion accessories. When they stopped being beige and started to be 'cool' they became crap.

    • @6dmiller
      @6dmiller 2 месяца назад

      @@donrobertson4940 Maybe the last of their ideas were fueled by NeXT and after that was gone they were just another marketing company.

    • @ThatOneGuyWhoLostHisHandle
      @ThatOneGuyWhoLostHisHandle 2 месяца назад +2

      Apple was not always a "scurge" lmao, little goldfish brained internet dwellers love to forget they didn't suddenly spawn an enormous loyal fanbase out of nowhere they gained it through innovation and shrewd advertising.

  • @LRM12o8
    @LRM12o8 Год назад +1411

    My favorite apple unnovation was when they sold a monitor for FIVE GRAND and not only did they remove the monitor stand from the box and sold it separately for ANOTHER GRAND, but they also removed any and all buttons from the monitor so that it only works with the Mac and no other other computer! 🤦‍♂️
    That's two massive unnovations for just one massive price-hike! 😂
    Yet somehow all the tech journalists and influencers _still_ found nice things to say about that crazy deal... 🥴👍

    • @retrocomputing
      @retrocomputing Год назад +9

      It was competitive compared to the stuff with the same tech. You could also buy any stand you want, it's a standard VESA mount. You don't understand the target audience, it wasn't the first apple monitor, it was a continuation of the older displays, Mac only, buttonless and so on.

    • @pootispiker2866
      @pootispiker2866 Год назад +329

      @@retrocomputing "You could also buy-" Shut the h ell up right there. You know what didn't need me to spend any extra money on a monitor stand? The $600 HDR monitor I bought. It even came with with its own displayport cable! I wonder how they ever made a profit with such benevolence!
      No, YOU don't understand.

    • @retrocomputing
      @retrocomputing Год назад +7

      @@pootispiker2866 this is not for you, man. That's easy. Don't be angry at something that wasn't made for you. You don't understand the context of this display, nothing in your price range was comparable to it because it's niche stuff for pro application.

    • @pootispiker2866
      @pootispiker2866 Год назад +325

      @@retrocomputing You're the reason why this industry is getting worse.

    • @retrocomputing
      @retrocomputing Год назад +6

      @@pootispiker2866 this industry? Industry of professional displays that you don't care about because you aren't a part of the industry? Alright pal

  • @Elektronijaenis
    @Elektronijaenis Год назад +1390

    Before removing the headphone jack they actually broke it for everyone. There was a need to add another contact to the three contact plug/jack that had been in use in consumer devices from the 1970's. Some other brands decided to keep the ground/common at the base of the connector and use the second ring contact for the microphone. That was very nicely compatible with almost all older devices, because the contact for the ground on most older headphone jacks is very close to the base of the plug. However, Apple decided to use the second ring contact for the ground and the contact near the base for the mic, and almost alll the headphone manufacturers were too afraid to make anything that wouldn't be compatible with Apple. So... They all started to make headphones that are not compatible with older stereo devices. There are ways around that but most people probably just try it and when it doesn't work, just give up... And maybe throw the old stuff away and just use the phone they "upgrade" every year or two to listen music. And after this they removed the headphone jack from their devices. TL; DR: Apple broke the headphone jack for everyone and then left from the crime scene.

    • @MrLuffy9131
      @MrLuffy9131 Год назад +57

      it's like you can't even get apple car play on a freakin lexus (though newer models supposedly has them) so good thing we have an aux...oh wait lol

    • @ScoobyJoobyJew
      @ScoobyJoobyJew Год назад +5

      @@MrLuffy9131All modern vehicles have bluetooth per federal law so Carplay and aux jacks don't matter for media playback.

    • @CHMernerner
      @CHMernerner Год назад +15

      ALL These.. Streaming services...and no aux.

    • @Tara-Maya
      @Tara-Maya Год назад +46

      For the best part of 10 years now this has been a noticeable problem in the tech industry; people trying to fix things that aren't broken, changing things for changing-things-sense, with little understanding of why things were designed a certain way in the first place. Coupled with Apple's arrogance they they believe they are the ones to set standards. Goodbye FireWire & Lightning.

    • @trashyraccoon2615
      @trashyraccoon2615 Год назад +27

      @@RichardLucas The iPod was a giant hit because it was well designed and simple to use. I tried the other MP3 players. The iPod blew them away across almost every metric. The combination of iTunes and the iPod was fantastic at the time and made using the device a lot of fun. That’s not “infantilization” that’s simply good design and user experience. Nobody gives a damn about “file types” as long as the thing just works. And trust me, just because a person knows how to use unnecessarily complicated devices or software doesn’t make them smarter! ;) I noticed lots of PC tweaker types think it does.

  • @Rowrin
    @Rowrin 10 месяцев назад +20

    Whenever I see a magic mouse upside down, charging, I picture in my head a roach that is stuck on it's back, unable to get back up lol.

  • @SpaceChimes
    @SpaceChimes Год назад +2085

    They force you to throw all your devices away every two years then host an event that goes for two hours talking to “mother nature” about how eco friendly they are.

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Год назад +128

      That mother nature part made me facepalm when I saw it

    • @nickplays2022
      @nickplays2022 Год назад +43

      Well my iPad is 4 and kicking, nobody forced me to throw it away

    • @alanharper23
      @alanharper23 Год назад +41

      Every two years? What are you doing to your devices?

    • @beowulf1417
      @beowulf1417 Год назад +1

      @@nickplays2022 dude, just google "planned obsolescence" and "apple", they didn't invent the concept but they certainly are responsible for aggressively advancing and popularizing its use in high-end consumer tech.

    • @IIISentorIII
      @IIISentorIII Год назад +120

      @@nickplays2022 and what if you devise get slower and slower because they made it slower with forced updates. so so you wont really notice it and on top of that they add a feature that you phone drain way more battery around a new devise release ;)

  • @magnus88se
    @magnus88se Год назад +627

    The funniest thing is that this isnt even a parody 😅 Great vid Sam!

    • @B7R8
      @B7R8 11 месяцев назад +7

      *Giving you less.*
      *Charging you more.*
      _- Apple_

    • @mvmlego1212
      @mvmlego1212 11 месяцев назад +1

      It literally is a parody.

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@mvmlego1212How can it be a parody where literally every fact presented is true?

    • @mvmlego1212
      @mvmlego1212 11 месяцев назад

      @@Mernom -- The concrete things that Apple has done with their product lines are true; it's the way that it's framed (a feel-good corporate promo that Apple definitely wouldn't write about itself) that makes it a parody.

    • @Naren25
      @Naren25 2 месяца назад

      It is though

  • @katynewt
    @katynewt 7 месяцев назад +26

    I suspect Apple will one day stop providing updates, and customers will have to buy a new phone to get the latest OS.
    That "We downgraded our CEO" bit got me! 🤣

    • @johnp9723-zr1
      @johnp9723-zr1 2 месяца назад

      years ago apple got into trouble for secretly slowing peoples phones so that they would go buy a newer faster phone.

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle 2 месяца назад

      If only updates worked like that. I have never WANTED to update my phone, but no matter how many times regardless of manufacturer that I turn auto update off, it does it anyway because you having less memory because of cluttered updates to make your UI worse is yet another way to force upgrades

  • @betchaos7383
    @betchaos7383 Год назад +168

    Remember when they just decided to invert the scroll wheel on all their computers for no reason despite it literally making zero sense by any metric and making every IT worker, or general person who has to jump between multiple machines and OSs life miserable?
    Or when they renamed the Alt key to "option" even though that takes longer to say, is more liable to verbal misunderstandings, and they end up printing both names on the key anyway half the time so like what was the fricking point?

  • @TheAkashicTraveller
    @TheAkashicTraveller Год назад +435

    My favourate unnovation is the one where they put a data line that goes directly to the CPU right next to a power line in a connector directly underneath the keyboard so that if so much as a droplet of liquid gets in there it'll fry the CPU.

    • @SensSword
      @SensSword Год назад +87

      Rossmann repair group fan detected.

    • @nichderjeniche
      @nichderjeniche Год назад +23

      ​@@SensSwordThe bigger the blob, the better the job...

    • @ScoobyJoobyJew
      @ScoobyJoobyJew Год назад +50

      How else are they supposed to maximize profits for their shareholders?

    • @nichderjeniche
      @nichderjeniche Год назад +6

      @@ScoobyJoobyJew With making quality products, to convince people with other phone brands to change to them?! But looks like they have a different strategy. Looks like they want to get rid of customers as fast as possible.

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy Год назад +56

      ​@@nichderjeniche No, no, that's how you get things like people using their fridge and toaster from 1957 until now.
      That might be sustainable. Can't have that _and_ ever increasing quarterly profits

  • @stian222
    @stian222 11 месяцев назад +65

    I love how they made it take more clicks to actually shut off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth so that most people will keep ‘em on and wear out their batteries quicker cause that makes Apple a crap load of money when people either have their battery replaced or are talked into a new phone. Control center will just disconnect you from your current Wi-Fi or Bluetooth device but won’t actually turn it off like it used to. Great Unnovation!

    • @BlackSonicShadow
      @BlackSonicShadow 8 месяцев назад +1

      I know this is an old comment but to my understanding they made the wifi search-only probably because Airdrop needs it, same as bluetooth. And for the bluetooth if it is in search only it will help the AirTags to be tracked better since it gets more accurate by the use of other iphones. I still hated it and made a automation for it, but then, I dont have an iphone anymore. But I doubt they made it to drain your battery, since that would make no sense as they try to optimize the crap out of battery performance to not having to put bigger batteries in their phones.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@BlackSonicShadowIt's important to optimise for making claims of battery efficiency and life, but then bloat it up with additional software and features that make real life conditions much worse, so you wear out your non-replaceable battery sooner.

    • @BlackSonicShadow
      @BlackSonicShadow 7 месяцев назад

      @@AndrooUK I assume you're not wrong. Although I do doubt that it was the main reason for this. I still have an iPad, and, compared to the Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra that I now have, there is almost no bloatware on the ios device. On the samsung there were an insane amount of apps, and lots of them I couldn't even uninstall, only "deactivate". In the end though I am sure companies have shady ways to make the battery wear down, as its a good reason to switch device. it's just that I doubt that these are main reasons for that.

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 7 месяцев назад

      @@BlackSonicShadow at least with android devices you can access the bootloader and load a bloatware free version of android onto the device.

    • @robloxianmapper13
      @robloxianmapper13 4 месяца назад

      Thats why i switched to samsung

  • @ScaledWurm18
    @ScaledWurm18 Год назад +379

    Hilarious, but also sad. My favorite unnovation would have to be when they changed the home button to a fake button that used software to simulate button presses. Then the kicker was it was made of glass. I tried to fix one for someone and I replaced the “button” with a new one but it was software locked by Apple and in order for them to unlock it they had to replace the whole screen and button again for a small charge of $129.99…

    • @AJ-zv7ng
      @AJ-zv7ng Год назад +7

      Apple will do that bcoz people like u think apple if a symbol for luxury and style and shiwofff😅

    • @Samuel-wl4fw
      @Samuel-wl4fw Год назад +43

      @@AJ-zv7ng he fixed it for someone else, presumably, though

    • @ulfseidl1216
      @ulfseidl1216 Год назад

      It's apple... If you want it then pay for it! Smart people buy Asian devices what last over 6 years without scratches or cracks, and should a accident happen the repair is in the area of 20 usd or 50 for a new screen, what's all better than Apple! And takes less than max. A day...
      Please be happy to pay more with our western politics. Pay more and get less.
      I'm smart I pay less and get more

    • @gh00al
      @gh00al Год назад +5

      I see this one as a legit improvement. The fake buttons don't tend to wear out and break nearly as much as the old mechanical ones do, they feel much nicer to push, and they're perfectly waterproof because after all it's just solid class. I don't hesitate to grab my phone when my hands are wet. I would never have done that with an older phone. Win win win.

    • @robant5578
      @robant5578 Год назад

      @@AJ-zv7ng NOt just that. It actually works. I had Imac for 12 years .. no issues. Got imac pro few years ago it will probbaly outlast me. MY iphone 6 plus i was using for 7 years and only upgraded to 12 pro max.. still on 12 and will nto chnage soon. When there issue we go to Apple and they quikcly fix, like give us new phone , or fix damage. .. And yes software is the best, it actually WORKS. My days when i had to cut holes in my old win 98 tower to stop win from freeing are far over and i never look back. to go on win. In other words im too poor to buy none-Apple cheap products that need to be repurchased every year. or 2

  • @Marc_Fuchs_1985
    @Marc_Fuchs_1985 Год назад +442

    Give it a couple more unnovations, and you will purchase an empty box. Charging 3,000 bucks, and it takes courage to do so. Other manufacturers will follow and the e-waste problem will be solved.

    • @A1stardan
      @A1stardan Год назад +24

      Digital phone only, you buy a new phone for 3000$ from your current phone and it gets upgraded

    • @Ted_Kenzoku
      @Ted_Kenzoku Год назад +29

      new iphones will just be OS updates, because it's a miracle they didn't start charging money for OS updates until now

    • @Marc_Fuchs_1985
      @Marc_Fuchs_1985 Год назад +12

      @@Ted_Kenzoku Great, it's people like you giving Apple the ideas, which make them the "great" company it is. =)

    • @heythisaintebay
      @heythisaintebay Год назад +8

      ​@@A1stardanshhh... Don't give Tim ideas 🤫

    • @southernflatland
      @southernflatland Год назад +16

      No no, you'll purchase an NFT image of an empty box, duh.

  • @jimjambacon
    @jimjambacon 2 месяца назад +19

    Steve Jobs would be rolling over in his grave but he has to purchase a yearly plan at $199 to do that.

    • @DM-wp9vq
      @DM-wp9vq 2 месяца назад

      Lmfao!!! Nice!

  • @MrPhantomPC
    @MrPhantomPC Год назад +146

    I can say with personal experience; Omega (they make drink mixers) is the biggest criminal of this, I fix restaurants in the USA, and Omega’s newest line of mixers is ungineered to the point where; out of the box, they riveted plates up to cover any access hole for hands, pre stripped every screw inside round (yes, round), leave the metal shavings inside the box, then have no way of contacting the company. It’s literally like someone’s job was “make this impossible to fix” and they did.

    • @platty9237
      @platty9237 7 месяцев назад +17

      So that’s where ex Apple engineers ended up!

    • @eplanti
      @eplanti 6 месяцев назад +5

      just looked them up, seems like you could do better with a cordless dremel and a special bit

  • @thebubbacontinuum2645
    @thebubbacontinuum2645 11 месяцев назад +36

    Just sent this to my favorite Apple polisher. Predictable response. Mission accomplished.

    • @thebubbacontinuum2645
      @thebubbacontinuum2645 11 месяцев назад

      He says you look like a pedo. I stood up for you. I said, "At least he's an Android pedo."

    • @kathrynck
      @kathrynck 2 месяца назад

      "This is Wolf-Two. We've secured the Objective at this location. We're Oscar-Mike to the next base."

  • @foreverpinkf.7603
    @foreverpinkf.7603 2 месяца назад +40

    200 dislikes from Apple management.

    • @mickeythompson9537
      @mickeythompson9537 2 месяца назад +1

      And the crying fanboys.

    • @foreverpinkf.7603
      @foreverpinkf.7603 2 месяца назад

      @@mickeythompson9537 Yes, I forgot the followers of the cult.

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 2 месяца назад +1

      The sad thing is that’s not even Apple management, that’s just how hardcore apple fans are. But I’ll take it as a win that it’s not 200k

    • @foreverpinkf.7603
      @foreverpinkf.7603 2 месяца назад

      @@monhi64 As I mentioned: a cult.

    • @sciencmath
      @sciencmath Месяц назад +4

      How can you tell? RUclips unnovated the dislike counter away

  • @BWilks
    @BWilks Год назад +62

    being old, my unfav was removing CD Burning from iTunes, which started life as a catalog for one's CD collection.

  • @Jayden-lr2mm
    @Jayden-lr2mm Год назад +377

    Honest Apple commercial 🥴😮‍💨

    • @impulseproman
      @impulseproman Год назад +1

      Apple rubbing American

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu Год назад +2

      Sadly the new Apple mouse looks something more of R34 weird fetish thought up, instead of an actual design…..
      Who’s even in Apple as an employee on design or product teams now 💀

    • @ENDER_ELSA_1817
      @ENDER_ELSA_1817 Год назад

      Im the 69th liker

    • @zafran20
      @zafran20 Год назад +1

      I wonder if Apple will ever try to buy SAM’s channel for millionsss to shut him down, and whether SAM will accept the offer he cannot refuse.

    • @w-lilypad
      @w-lilypad Год назад

      ​@@MP-vc4nuthey forgot to pay the quality testing team

  • @luizabriard
    @luizabriard 2 месяца назад +5

    Im from Brazil and it's illegal to sell a cell phone without a charger because that constitutes "a wedded sale", where one integral part of the product functionality is being sold separately and you're forced to buy it for the main product to work. Our consumer defense organ has a special link for "complaint about Apple chargers" and people win every single time. Other countries should adopt it.

  • @MrDeVooluff
    @MrDeVooluff Год назад +302

    Ah... the stylus was genius. Totally designed to break the charge port. It's like printing money! :)

    • @l.m.thegeorgian
      @l.m.thegeorgian 10 месяцев назад +1

      how is galaxy book 3 pro 360 or note 20 gonna be used for work then? for more precise handwriting than fingerwriting? is samsung shitty to you?
      to me: never

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 7 месяцев назад +3

      well I haven't had it break in a good two years of almost daily usage. still hate apple cause you need a phd to transfer files from your IPad to a PC.

  • @timgoodwin90
    @timgoodwin90 Год назад +247

    Apple really cares about the environment. Which is why they release 4 new identical iPhones every single year.

    • @thisislocombia
      @thisislocombia 10 месяцев назад +33

      and creates lots of e-waste by making their hardware as unrepairable as it can humanly get

    • @Moonflush
      @Moonflush 7 месяцев назад +21

      They are not identical! >:[
      They come with unnovations

    • @abdulhameedal-sikafi8944
      @abdulhameedal-sikafi8944 7 месяцев назад +2

      Apparently the charger is the problem, which has no harmful chemicals so they take that away………

    • @saschamayer4050
      @saschamayer4050 2 месяца назад +2

      You forget about their unnovation of slowing down their old products to increase the sale of their new products. 😎👍

    • @pointyorb
      @pointyorb 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@thisislocombiaThey care about the environment so much that they go out of their way to make their phones as disposable as possible

  • @mickeythompson9537
    @mickeythompson9537 2 месяца назад +3

    Apple customers are like lambs happily trotting off down to the slaughterhouse, picking some mint leaves on their way.

  • @dxd42
    @dxd42 Год назад +130

    This video is better than a bunch of "Tech Channels" that create hype for "New" tech products and NEVER question how society will deal with e-waste.
    At the same time, Apple has the audacity to say they care about the environment while create even more unrepairable products.

    • @pierrex3226
      @pierrex3226 11 месяцев назад

      Their customer base does a lot of virtue signalling, which includes pretending to care for the environment, and so apple pretends as well to care about that. People who repair apple products have commented on the amount of waste they produce using apple parts, with packaging and what not. It's the side customers don't see, so apple doesn't care.

    • @ProbablyLying
      @ProbablyLying 11 месяцев назад +1

      Glad that you pointed that out. From some of these channels, the levels of just flat out promoting a company are insane.. take all the recent tech youtuber and car youtuber videos about the Cybertruck. nothing but praise... even though issues have already been made public.

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yes. Apple needs to be held accountable for all the e-waste they produce and the tactics they use to require customers to constantly replace their products every year or two.

    • @zoyadulzura7490
      @zoyadulzura7490 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@ProbablyLyingThere's more money in being a shill than in pointing out valid problems, unfortunately.

    • @Xahnel
      @Xahnel 11 месяцев назад

      @@ProbablyLying Issues are 100% expected on the very first launch of a new product line, so people are more forgiving of fuckups, because it's a brand new product line, the company would have failed to hire proper advisors _somewhere_ and missed _something_ major and seemingly obvious.
      It could be worse. The Cybertrucks could be catching fire.
      Give it a few model years for all the negatives to be found, and for the company to have the time and money to correct issues, and fail to do so, and you can be as nitpicky as you like.

  • @FrotLopOfficial
    @FrotLopOfficial Год назад +955

    My fav unnovating is how Apple is aggressively trying to prevent sideloading apps from 3rd party stores. Just let people have the damn option and make your OS more secure.

    • @GoolagThemTube
      @GoolagThemTube Год назад +91

      Buy Apple and get scammed like no other.

    • @OleJanssen
      @OleJanssen Год назад +141

      I mean, the whole security thing also completely falls apart when you consider that adding the *option* to sideload doesn't mean that everyone suddenly *has to* sideload.

    • @fredrickbambino
      @fredrickbambino Год назад +90

      And those defending apple somehow think they'll be forced to side load apps when this gets added.

    • @GoolagThemTube
      @GoolagThemTube Год назад +57

      @@OleJanssen It's about money and control and nothing else.

    • @GoolagThemTube
      @GoolagThemTube Год назад

      @@fredrickbambino Most people are complete retards when it comes to technology, especially IPhone users, so they buy into whatever bs Crapple is telling them.

  • @pw6002
    @pw6002 7 месяцев назад +12

    "We downgraded our CEO"
    The whole video was excellent, but this line just killed me !🤣

  • @diogoandrade6894
    @diogoandrade6894 Год назад +54

    I love the unnavative remove of the headphones jack. It's such a great unfeature

    • @nichderjeniche
      @nichderjeniche Год назад +3

      Just don't buy apple.
      My phone has a headphone jack.

    • @diogoandrade6894
      @diogoandrade6894 Год назад +9

      @@nichderjeniche nah ... I don't need to buy apple to have their unnavative features. Thanks to them, all flagship phones from every brand (?) have that amazing unfeature 🥰 wohoo

    • @nichderjeniche
      @nichderjeniche Год назад +1

      ​​@@diogoandrade6894that's not true. Again you just buy the wrong brands.
      There's more than Samsung, apple and Xiaomi

    • @diogoandrade6894
      @diogoandrade6894 Год назад +8

      @@nichderjeniche dude you're missing the point forget it

    • @nichderjeniche
      @nichderjeniche Год назад +1

      @@diogoandrade6894 alright, keep buying Samsung and continue complaining... 🤪

  • @illliiiiillliii6265
    @illliiiiillliii6265 Год назад +42

    This video gives me so much nostalgia for like 2012 RUclips.
    Whats especially funny is that the content would make perfect sense even back then.

    • @Dpmt
      @Dpmt Год назад +5

      I like to think that 2012 would have been horrified by the idea of losing the headphone jack and having to pay $129 for earbuds with the same sound quality they used to get for free.

    • @illliiiiillliii6265
      @illliiiiillliii6265 Год назад +9

      @@Dpmt non removable batteries, planned obsolescence, iPhone 4 couldnt get signal if you held it in your palm.
      Plenty of unnovetion if you ask me.

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@illliiiiillliii6265 The classic Steve Jobs "you're holding it wrong"
      People like to give Tim Cook s*** and claim Steve Jobs was better. Steve Jobs was not better.

  • @sunchildgaia
    @sunchildgaia 2 месяца назад

    You are funnier than most comedians these days. Love hearing you! :) Not an Apple users, I dont think I will ever buy one after watching all these RUclips videos.

  • @avinash7978
    @avinash7978 Год назад +74

    There you go. Apple's business model explained in simple terms. Kudos 👏

  • @DerpsWithWolves
    @DerpsWithWolves Год назад +112

    The classic move of deciding to let one of their early computer models constantly overheat, because the inclusion of a vent wasn't 'aesthetic' enough.
    Or to have their system save every single document type *slightly* different from a PC - so that if you ever have to share things between there's a higher chance of file corruption just because they felt like it.

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 10 месяцев назад

      someone once said that every business is basically "psychopathic" and Apple is the prime example of pushing exactly what makes a business psychopathic to the absolute extreme.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 7 месяцев назад

      Then it was ruined with standardised formatting that even Microsoft embraced. 😉

  • @MrMeoow91
    @MrMeoow91 Месяц назад +1

    Downgrade CEO is the best part 😂

  • @RJay207
    @RJay207 11 месяцев назад +73

    Old School operating system analogy I heard decades ago: "Windows is an electric shaver, Linux is a straight razor, and Apple is a bowling pin."

    • @kathrynck
      @kathrynck 2 месяца назад +11

      Windows has become a "smart shaver" with microphones & cameras, it tells you when you shall shave, and how to go about it.
      Linux has become a slightly more user friendly straight razor ;)
      Mac is now a slightly more sleek-looking bowling pin.

    • @NineSun001
      @NineSun001 2 месяца назад +5

      @@kathrynck The windows razor is also taking pictures of your bathroom and sells them on the intnet.

  • @m0rthaus
    @m0rthaus Год назад +26

    I'm so old I can remember the Unnovation from back in 2013 when they quietly banned & removed all the apps that let you use your camera flash as a flashlight - just weeks before they added the 'Flashlight' lockscreen button feature to their next iOS update.

    • @DanDanDoe
      @DanDanDoe 10 месяцев назад +10

      Yet still no calculator on ipads, solely because Jobs thought the calculator in the first ipad wasn’t aesthetically pleasing.

  • @TJ-hg6op
    @TJ-hg6op 10 месяцев назад +19

    Hate how they removed the headphone jack, the worst part is some phones technically still allow you to plug in headphones… THROUGH THE CHARGING PORT. Like wtf?

    • @Zan_Jayna
      @Zan_Jayna 2 месяца назад

      They couldn't make the phones waterproof/immersible without changing the way the jack worked

    • @MikePatterson8831
      @MikePatterson8831 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Zan_Jayna If the metal contacts of a USB-C / lightning port can be waterproof, the metal contacts of a simple audio circuit can too

  • @chrispotterfan
    @chrispotterfan Год назад +224

    Sam never disappoints :D

  • @Nienormalny
    @Nienormalny Год назад +116

    I also remember old MacBooks. They were prime example of reparability. Everything easy accessed and that… touch of servicing aesthetics. Opening those things was a pleasure.

    • @GeddyRC
      @GeddyRC Год назад +9

      They became obsessed with form over function and making everything ultra thin, so it needed to use all this custom hardware, which meant it could get thinner, which meant losing all the ports, which meant the dongles, etc etc. I love my work M1 MBP, thing is an absolute beast, but I’d never pay that kind of money for my own device. My company paid for it lol, and I won’t ever have to fix anything.

    • @kaduisaui4596
      @kaduisaui4596 Год назад +1

      The G3 Pismo was perfect.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +9

      I can absolutely understand making the macbook air all about being slim. That's the whole shtick with it. It's supposed to be super light, like air.
      But the normal and especially the pro should be upgradable. Pro implies prosumer, someone who might do video editing, or rendering, or music production on it. The creatator side has always been a big part of the userbase. Because stuff just worked.

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle Год назад +2

      ​@@HappyBeezerStudiosIsn't rendering literally the only use for MACs?
      Since the OS has terrible compatibility issues making them ill suited to general purpose use

    • @JohnSmith-qy1wm
      @JohnSmith-qy1wm 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah I used my non-retina 2012 MBP for like 8 years. Tore it apart and put it back together several times to replace faulty (but easily fixable and acquirable) parts.

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 2 месяца назад +2

    OMG, love it. Gonna use that word in my everyday life. 😂😂😂

  • @NoName-ik2du
    @NoName-ik2du Год назад +86

    Apple: World's best unnovator of hardware.
    Google: World's best unnovator of the internet.

    • @Zembie1
      @Zembie1 Год назад

      But apple silicon is the opposite of “univation” legit one of the first 3nm process computer chips and the M series are some of the first ARM based processors

    • @MickenCZProfi
      @MickenCZProfi Год назад +23

      @@Zembie1First ARM based processors? Really? We have had those since the 1980s...

    • @zachk6932
      @zachk6932 Год назад +5

      To be fair, the M chips are legit awesome. Too bad they only work with fuggin Mac and osX/macOS. Even Linux doesn't work on that shit, tho there is a project...

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 Год назад +4

      @@Zembie1 Unnovation and innovation are two different processes so your use of the word "But" doesn't make sense. A company can do both.

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 Год назад

      There's a technical term for how companies become like that: Enshittification. Look it up.

  • @rocketmunkey1
    @rocketmunkey1 Год назад +30

    The pinnacle of "Unnovation" is when you sell cheap disposable products that are uneconomical to fix when they break, as a Luxury brand at sky high prices.
    It's a lot like buying a Ferrari which you take to the scrap yard when you get a puncture, or a Rolex that you pop in the bin when the winding spring snaps. You know "disposable luxury " or "unnovation"

  • @zoyadulzura7490
    @zoyadulzura7490 11 месяцев назад +3

    "Apple: Just buy a new one." That really is perfect.

  • @Uatemysoul
    @Uatemysoul Год назад +64

    The first apple product I purchased was a Ipod shuffle without any buttons. I didn't know they had unnovated the buttons and attached them to 75$ headphones.
    This was also the last apple product I ever purchased.
    If only everyone learned this lesson so easily.

    • @DanDanDoe
      @DanDanDoe 10 месяцев назад +2

      Gotta admit I really liked that one. It was so tiny, but still had more storage than many larger models. One button for on/off/shuffle and the rest just on the headphones, which was a lot more convenient when cycling. Might also help that it was a Christmas present, so I didn’t actually pay for it.

  • @windowsxpdude
    @windowsxpdude Год назад +84

    stopping you from upgrading your pc isnt a feature, its a unnivation
    courage

    • @conorrennard8628
      @conorrennard8628 Год назад

      Why you have windows xp???

    • @TheGrundigg
      @TheGrundigg Год назад

      @@conorrennard8628Because there is nothing better. That is the final upgrade!

  • @wilsvgaddiction4456
    @wilsvgaddiction4456 7 месяцев назад +4

    This could not be a more accurate depiction of not just Apple, but all modern tech companies.

  • @jevgenkova
    @jevgenkova Год назад +31

    It's nice to see that they finally reached the pinnacle of unnovation that finally enabled them to reach their actual goal - the pinnacle of innovation in predatory business practices.

  • @gblargg
    @gblargg Год назад +23

    I experienced this unnovation: they lock your phone like you're a thief then demand the original receipt. I guess I don't have to worry about it getting stolen because it's of no use to me anymore.

    • @roflBeck
      @roflBeck Год назад +1

      Wait, who demanded a receipt? The phone? Lol.

    • @gblargg
      @gblargg Год назад

      @@roflBeck Apple. They shut down the AppleID I created when moving the phone to a new account, then said I had to present the receipt to be able to get around this.

    • @gantmj
      @gantmj 11 месяцев назад

      Did you buy it used?

    • @Erowens98
      @Erowens98 7 месяцев назад

      People who work at apple will actually sell unlocking services unofficially for a few hundred euros. So it's not even a security thing. It does nothing to prevent stolen phones being resold since the phone thieves has insider deals to unlock the stolen devices. It only harms honest users.

  • @irenee800
    @irenee800 Месяц назад

    I love how your videos get big views these days ... I always thought you were quality ... And finally good to see everyone wisening up

  • @Isomreacts
    @Isomreacts 11 месяцев назад +52

    As someone who has always recognized Apple for the scam artists they are, this video had me cheering!

  • @Lessenjr
    @Lessenjr Год назад +18

    I was at Microcenter just before Christmas and asked a staff member about a particular product. As hes searching to see if they had what i was interested in the Apple mouse died and he had to move to an adjacent computer to finish thr search. I couldnt help but chuckle. What better scenario could that possibly happen

  • @Kirkaman_hex
    @Kirkaman_hex 11 месяцев назад +5

    Thanks apple, for sending the entire industry back 20 years

  • @saxonjf
    @saxonjf Год назад +66

    "... we downgraded our CEO."

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 Год назад +1

      Didn't have a choice about that one. 😢

    • @Grim_Beard
      @Grim_Beard Год назад +1

      Steve Jobs downgraded himself from alive by ignoring medical science. Quite the unnovator!

  • @DesdinovaCrux
    @DesdinovaCrux Год назад +31

    My biggest gripe is related, the retreat back into the walled garden. With the switch to Intel, there was a lot more openness about the earlier laptops. Bootcamp, bung Linux on it or whatever. But they've seemed to forget that that walled garden nearly cost them it all in the 90's and they're rushing back to it without a second thought.

    • @texasyankee6915
      @texasyankee6915 Год назад

      Yes. I made an iPhone my primary for the first time ever a couple years back and was shocked at the amount of garbage in the app store. For being "walled", it sure does suck. I don't expect everything to be free like Android users used to, but it's nearly impossible to find "best in class" apps unless you do a separate Google search. I love my M1 Mac Mini, but if it didn't allow me to install software from outside the junky app store, I'm not sure I'd love it so much. On the Mini, I struggled to find a good audio player similar to Media Monkey and still really haven't. Don't talk to me about the pathetic built-in Music app.

    • @GreenLeafUponTheSky
      @GreenLeafUponTheSky Год назад

      wtf is bung, did you mean bing

    • @Kausan1
      @Kausan1 11 месяцев назад

      @@GreenLeafUponTheSky put, throw, dump, place, ....

  • @andrewthorpe3219
    @andrewthorpe3219 2 месяца назад +1

    I use an Apple Magic Mouse at work. + side, charging off a thunderbolt connector. - side, the charging port is on the BOTTOM of the mouse, and not at the bottom. It means I can't use the mouse when it is charging.

  • @TrailBikeMike
    @TrailBikeMike Год назад +36

    Sam, you have some serious talent to come up with this stuff! ‘Un-unnovate’ 😂

  • @hola-hl8yi
    @hola-hl8yi Год назад +93

    Apple likes to make existing things with less useful characteristics and call it innovation.
    The trackpad is an example
    Apple was (I think) the first to mix the left and right buttons, you can't click both at the same time, they did the same with the Mac's mouse.
    And the worst thing is some companies were imitating that.

    • @username7763
      @username7763 Год назад +13

      What buttons? They got rid of the touchpad buttons. They made the arrow keys teeny-tiny, got rid of the home and end keys. You'd think we could at least get a touchscreen out of the deal.

    • @sparking023
      @sparking023 Год назад +1

      My Dell has a singular touchpad but the left-right buttons are still independent under the singular thing, and still mechanical. Granted its a bit old, a humble Inspiron 15, but hey, still usable

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +7

      One of the best laptop designs (and not by Apple) was the trackpoint. The nipple. And that was IBM, when they still made consumer devices. You could move the cursor without having to take the hands of the typing position. Combined with mouse buttons directly below the spacebar and you don't even need a touchpad. It's like a keyboard that can also fully navigate the mouse.

    • @sparking023
      @sparking023 Год назад +4

      @@HappyBeezerStudios hmmm, maybe for small movements, but I never was a big fan of that miniature "joystick" slapped in the middle of the keyboard

    • @rascta
      @rascta Год назад +6

      @@username7763 Well at least the insert and delete keys work - oh wait, no they don't. But who needs to edit anything when you're using a mac? When you have a mac, you can just type gibberish and smugly assume that other people who can't figure it out are inferior.

  • @bixbysnyder-00
    @bixbysnyder-00 10 месяцев назад +1

    If corporations have no competition, they inevitably stagnate while we pay more for less

  • @Mongaloose
    @Mongaloose Год назад +12

    There needs to be a study on how Apple users experience Mass Stockholm Syndrome.

  • @Nightscream72
    @Nightscream72 Год назад +13

    Thanks for posting this. I thought I was the only one who observed that tech companies like Apple constantly make arbitrary design changes to their products --- often taking away beneficial functions --- for no goddamn reason. Watching this was a reassuring breath of fresh air.

  • @garsett
    @garsett 2 месяца назад +1

    They UNnovated larger hard disks, and now the basic model comes with a whopping 256 GB!

  • @zuksontheline
    @zuksontheline Год назад +60

    I don't care what Apple does. The problem is when the competition copies Apple 🤦

    • @zeniktorres4320
      @zeniktorres4320 Год назад +5

      Yes. I guess they see the money Apple is making and how much they can get away with so they want to copy that.

    • @nichderjeniche
      @nichderjeniche Год назад +5

      Like Samsung first makes jokes about Apple and then copy all their shít

    • @darkwoodmovies
      @darkwoodmovies Год назад +3

      Because there is no competition. They're all competing for second place, Apple dictates the rules and sets the standards for tech pretty much. Everything from UX to hardware design to manufacturing techniques to supply chain logistics... Apple basically dominated the world by pioneering this stuff (and it's why Tim Cook is so effective, he's not as much an inventor as a business genius).

    • @ang9303
      @ang9303 5 месяцев назад

      Apple is the KING of stealing the entire company is where it is today because of it.

    • @Patriciasalazars
      @Patriciasalazars 5 месяцев назад

      You mean never right jaja

  • @JK-hf3tp
    @JK-hf3tp Год назад +10

    My laptop has 3 USBA ports, 2 USBC ports, HDMI, DVI, ethernet, headphone jack, and a micro SD slot. And the trackpad has all 3 mouse buttons on it... twice! Thats like, 30 apple products worth.

    • @fuzzblightyear145
      @fuzzblightyear145 2 месяца назад

      wow. at $200 each, you've saved loads of money.

  • @TheStarshipGarage
    @TheStarshipGarage 11 месяцев назад +1

    Man, I love tech companies. They always have consumer-friendly solutions in mind to make things more affordable and convenient for the masses!
    Though seriously... the "we downgraded our CEO" part had me laughing XD

  • @24Alien
    @24Alien Год назад +8

    Very well said. Same thing is done for camera quality. Old phones had less megapixels with better lense, newer ones just reverse. Taking consumer for a ride...

  • @AlperKaya67
    @AlperKaya67 Год назад +11

    I’ve been waiting for that “the old new….” Hahaha thank you for always bringing a big smile Sam

  • @lordjarvis
    @lordjarvis 2 месяца назад +1

    So damn true. I think the last Iphone I had was 2012, when an apple update bricked it.

  • @qwertyCandy
    @qwertyCandy Год назад +7

    I've been a fan for many years, Sam, but this is one of your best videos ❤
    You summed up my feelings about Apple so perfectly that the next time someone asks me what I think of the company, I'll just send them this video 👍

  • @alexis0a
    @alexis0a Год назад +30

    "We downgraded our CEO" HAHAHAHAHA

    • @Zembie1
      @Zembie1 Год назад

      Do you know that there was a reason that Steve Jobs wasn’t CEO anymore right?

    • @brinckau
      @brinckau Год назад

      Technically, they upgraded their CEO. Apple is now making much more money.

    • @thecapone45
      @thecapone45 Год назад

      I do like Tim. I think overall he’s done a great job.

    • @deaddycruel
      @deaddycruel Год назад

      @@Zembie1because he earned billions of senseless bucks and not invested them in needed medical researches?

  • @Alejandro-d8t
    @Alejandro-d8t Месяц назад

    This is why I LOVE the Tim Cook-esque dude getting munched in the latest Jurassic Park.

  • @bobclarke5913
    @bobclarke5913 Год назад +16

    This is Sam's finest work.

  • @MdAminulIslam-un3pi
    @MdAminulIslam-un3pi Год назад +92

    Apple has become the best money moving role model company from customer account to Apple account.

    • @ХузинТимур
      @ХузинТимур Год назад +6

      Don't forget that they also take 30% from the money users sent to app developers, and they keep remaining 70% for a month before delivering them to app devs (which allows them to use that money for stock market speculation in the meanwhile).

    • @SuperMurxus
      @SuperMurxus Год назад +1

      At what point does it just constitute money laundering and nothing else?

  • @Gaming1Doge
    @Gaming1Doge 2 месяца назад +6

    The worst part is that after all of these terrible decisions and middle fingers to the consumer, apple is worth 3 trillion dollars.

    • @AntonSuprun
      @AntonSuprun Месяц назад +1

      That is the worst part. Because it means there are millions of people who still buy their shit despite their obvious and blatant anti-consumer practices.

  • @Spoonfed78
    @Spoonfed78 Год назад +6

    😂 gets better and better.
    Watching the frustration at work with the mouse of stupidity is the most entertaining part of the day 😂

  • @drewzero1
    @drewzero1 Год назад +32

    Because every company innovates, but to unnovate takes Courage!

  • @AyetCortez
    @AyetCortez 7 месяцев назад +3

    Great apple motto,
    " here in apple we love giving you less, but we love charging you more".

  • @kozgazdok
    @kozgazdok Год назад +20

    .... aaand people still buys these products for thousands of dollars! This one really hits apple Sam, great job as always! The preview photo is the best, because this magic mouse was truly a "think different" idea from Apple. How they couldn't stopped it? The solution was so simple but they love making things different, right?

    • @nickplays2022
      @nickplays2022 Год назад +1

      At least nobody stops you from buying from other companies

    • @beowulf1417
      @beowulf1417 Год назад +14

      @@nickplays2022 no but unfortunately when the majority of consumers blindly make bad choices regularly then that does impact intelligent consumers. Whether that's seeing Apple cause an exponential spike in the prices of high-end flagship devices or the removal of standard features like a 3.5mm audio jack...people like yourself who continue to choose poorly actually negatively impact life for the rest of us because unfortunately for people like me, people like you are the majority.

    • @texasyankee6915
      @texasyankee6915 Год назад

      @@beowulf1417 Yes. Apple does it, and by golly Samsung has to follow. Samsung phones had a headphone jack and micro SD slot forever, plus more affordable beautiful high-end devices that included nice corded earbuds. Now Samsung is on the no accessories train and competing with Apple for ultra high prices.

    • @kaden-sd6vb
      @kaden-sd6vb Год назад

      ​@@beowulf1417except buying from other companies *isnt* a poor choice.

    • @IVIRnathanreilly
      @IVIRnathanreilly Год назад

      ​@@beowulf1417and then laughably try to defend their purchases, because it's not about the device they bought to carry out a task. It's about being seen with apple products.

  • @nathansharma87
    @nathansharma87 Год назад +6

    Innovation lies at the heart of most corporations. The thing to take away from that is "lies" and innovation in the sense of how can we get more of your money for less and less effort.

  • @redsie1
    @redsie1 2 месяца назад +1

    Unnovation, the middle name of Bethesda!

  • @CeeJay591
    @CeeJay591 Год назад +5

    Videos like this is why I subscribe - man speaks the truth

  • @curtis1397
    @curtis1397 Год назад +8

    This perfectly sums up Apple business practices. Do one for how they screw developers with fees and their steal their tech once its good enough/popular.

  • @turbo8584
    @turbo8584 2 месяца назад +1

    thank you im taking notes.

  • @volkhergoetz
    @volkhergoetz Год назад +11

    Amazing skit! Absolutely on point😂

  • @earthwormzim
    @earthwormzim Год назад +10

    I love how they took Cover Flow out of iTunes for no reason. I guess it looked too nice and people liked it too much.

    • @Zan_Jayna
      @Zan_Jayna 2 месяца назад

      It was because half the covers wouldn't show up and they couldn't be arsed to fix it

  • @Moonerang
    @Moonerang 11 месяцев назад +3

    I quit Apple more than a decade ago. I'll never forget how amazing it was when ipods and smartphones first came onto and changed the scene drastically. Especially solo or with friends in cars and at get togethers/parties. Just amazing that I was able to be a teenage musician when all this stuff was first coming around, coupled with Napster and other services. Good F'ing times man the world was such a cool place back then before everything was complicated and trying to hack or steal everything from you.

  • @Hakkurio
    @Hakkurio Год назад +8

    This is hilarious! Well done sir :) The absolute worst part however, is that almost all of this is true. :(
    It feels like satirical humor, but in actuality it is very accurate to how they operate their business. 10/10

  • @seanbragger7035
    @seanbragger7035 Год назад +24

    Got my first PC in 91. My flatmates all went apple Mac. They were not happy when they realised I could configure my machine any way I wanted while they needed to get permission from Apple support to adjust their screen brightness. If the people supplying my multi-thousand dollar computing device get to dictate how I use it then it's just a very expensive lease agreement. Apple need to design more streamlined products in order to make it easier to stick em where the sun don't shine.😊

    • @beardy-techie
      @beardy-techie 11 месяцев назад +4

      Yes, I don't know why Apple don't simply declare their devices are really just rentals until they refuse to support them any more.

  • @udasai
    @udasai 2 месяца назад +1

    My favorite Apple move: Steve Jobs wanted everything thinner. Then he died. Apple leadership didn't know what to do, so they kept going thinner as if the ghost of Jobs were standing over them with a whip. They got things so thin, phones got bendy, keyboards became defective, and features (such as Ethernet ports, phone jacks, removable memory and batteries) had to be removed because they couldn't fit anymore. If Jobs had ordered things to just get smaller instead, Apple would be selling thumbnail size phones by now, that have to be networked to a brick that actually does the work. Oh wait, smart watches.

  • @dolgacevairina69
    @dolgacevairina69 Год назад +5

    COURAGE at 1:57 got me

    • @_ryju_
      @_ryju_ 2 месяца назад

      Yup, same here! 😂