I got a Roblox wife

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @bluemistgaming5746
    @bluemistgaming5746 4 года назад +5441

    I love how there's like a minute of blackness and war music

    • @thetrexyl2082
      @thetrexyl2082 4 года назад +29

      Lol

    • @jougiest
      @jougiest 4 года назад +84

      I love how as soon as I start the video I look at the comments and I get call of duty war zone add and this comment

    • @mr2gui771
      @mr2gui771 4 года назад +12

      JulienDoesVR same ?!

    • @joon7854
      @joon7854 4 года назад +7

      Same

    • @wertsy
      @wertsy 4 года назад +6

      JulienDoesVR same

  • @karenswig4052
    @karenswig4052 3 года назад +2468

    I love how everyone just goes to beat up Temprist first.

    • @katytilbury7856
      @katytilbury7856 3 года назад +9

      Its kaden I think

    • @karenswig4052
      @karenswig4052 3 года назад +82

      @@katytilbury7856 It was Temprist, but their voices do kinda sound alike so it’s an easy mistake to make.
      In the description it said: “Today I play Roblox roleplay games with Temprist and people were MEAN TO US AND I CANT BELIVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    • @Hersloml
      @Hersloml 3 года назад +6

      Yes fat shreak.....same here

    • @karenswig4052
      @karenswig4052 3 года назад +41

      @@Hersloml
      Correction: I’m not “fat”, I am uniquely THICC...and it’s Shrek

    • @d3m0l1tionl0ver
      @d3m0l1tionl0ver 3 года назад

      Lol yeah

  • @nobbywood3736
    @nobbywood3736 4 года назад +890

    Nobody:
    Me looking at the black screen thinking there was gonna be a jump scare:👁👄👁

  • @commentingoneveryvideoisee69
    @commentingoneveryvideoisee69 4 года назад +1893

    Albert: *online dates*
    Everyone: you have become the very thing you swore to destroy

    • @WhoamI-ml6dj
      @WhoamI-ml6dj 3 года назад +26

      Don’t they know each other? For realzies? And don’t you dare say “it was a joke” because if I’m right that just means you’re online *bullying* the thing albert kind of encourages so I salute you. Carry on, soldier

    • @axriqs
      @axriqs 3 года назад +11

      @@WhoamI-ml6dj t==huh

    • @serene2258
      @serene2258 3 года назад +3

      LOL YES

    • @kykuo1
      @kykuo1 3 года назад

      No

    • @WhoamI-ml6dj
      @WhoamI-ml6dj 3 года назад +4

      @@axriqs
      /e dance

  • @en3rypted321
    @en3rypted321 4 года назад +383

    Nobody:
    The last few seconds of this video: MUSIC

  • @_pluviophilexx6670
    @_pluviophilexx6670 4 года назад +555

    This reminds me so much about,
    “TALKIN BOUT BOUT’ BOUT’ MY WIFE?!?”

  • @Water.Foul1
    @Water.Foul1 4 года назад +362

    I thought that ablert married his girlfreind. nope, he married temprist.

  • @koastergirl3306
    @koastergirl3306 4 года назад +840

    Albert: “this game probably doesn’t have a swear filter”
    Game: tags out literally everything 😂

  • @Charmand9
    @Charmand9 4 года назад +1013

    “There probably isn’t a swear filter”
    Instead it just filters everything

  • @sayuricifuentes7581
    @sayuricifuentes7581 4 года назад +723

    me: legit dying of laughter
    flamingo: puts black screen
    me:
    stops and stares at my own soul

    • @haknyeonera
      @haknyeonera 4 года назад +27

      Lmao I could imagine you just laughing then blank face when u see yourself 😭💀

    • @toastonham
      @toastonham 4 года назад +4

      Man you must br ugly if you cry xD

    • @livlaughlove11
      @livlaughlove11 4 года назад +3

      i dont get the ending

    • @albertevolution4741
      @albertevolution4741 4 года назад +5

      Can related literature review for you know how much I us up with with me to get a lot of the way to get in the same here in love to do you come come back to be be there and u come on the one that I no

    • @sayuni5097
      @sayuni5097 4 года назад

      lmaoo

  • @varuyh
    @varuyh 4 года назад +2113

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so albert can see

    • @pambrooks7869
      @pambrooks7869 4 года назад +55

      Dang an actual good thing

    • @fizzywizzyhhhh
      @fizzywizzyhhhh 4 года назад +13

      @@pambrooks7869 O.O

    • @GavinH7
      @GavinH7 4 года назад +24

      That or on the doorways..

    • @varuyh
      @varuyh 4 года назад +14

      My Turf omg good idea

    • @DanielW3st
      @DanielW3st 4 года назад +8

      Wow great idea

  • @notpayton13
    @notpayton13 3 года назад +200

    "It’s like 40 day fiancé."
    HOW DID HE COME UP WITH THAT?!?

  • @Aqillix
    @Aqillix 4 года назад +703

    Albertsstuff: NO ONLINE DATING
    Flamingo: here’s my hot wife

    • @brightxheart
      @brightxheart 4 года назад +7

      LMAO

    • @jvvpiter_
      @jvvpiter_ 4 года назад +1

      A

    • @nekothecat8418
      @nekothecat8418 4 года назад +8

      I have a feeling this comment is gonna get a lot of likes so hi

    • @KnownAsLyant
      @KnownAsLyant 4 года назад +6

      @Help Me Reach 10K Subscribers Without Videos! fishy brudda why are you self promoting what have you become

    • @gokusenpi9811
      @gokusenpi9811 4 года назад

      Xd

  • @Yxlesi
    @Yxlesi 4 года назад +2961

    Kirsten: *Angry girlfriend noises*

  • @scoobyhimself2467
    @scoobyhimself2467 4 года назад +363

    that "lamar" dude probably joined that game and acted tough and buff cause in real life he is like a shriveled acorn.

    • @SuperRealGuyforreal
      @SuperRealGuyforreal 3 года назад +20

      *omg i wheezed sooooooo hard* btw im not being sarcastic i actually think this is funny

    • @kellyregan7469
      @kellyregan7469 3 года назад +6

      Lolllllll

    • @naikoruu_
      @naikoruu_ 2 года назад +12

      stealing the 'shriveled acorn', thanks lmao

    • @lee-os2pc
      @lee-os2pc 2 года назад +3

      Or has a severed child

    • @henrystickman8605
      @henrystickman8605 Год назад +3

      he wanna be lamar davis so bad

  • @sk8er930
    @sk8er930 3 года назад +313

    “We can be like a dating epic couple”
    “Sure!”
    Kirsten: 👁👄👁

    • @annie-wx4ff
      @annie-wx4ff 3 года назад +12

      i’m sad that they aren’t together anymore :((

    • @sk8er930
      @sk8er930 3 года назад +2

      @@annie-wx4ff same bro:(

    • @jdjdjshdjs9088
      @jdjdjshdjs9088 Год назад +1

      @@annie-wx4ff bro, I know I did his girlfriend is old and her hair is pink and shirt and pants is black all... But flamingo is isn't joking his girlfriend is gonna breaking up with him soon..

    • @jdjdjshdjs9088
      @jdjdjshdjs9088 Год назад +1

      @@sk8er930 bro, his girlfriend is old on Roblox i know them.. they are getting together with flamingo but flamingo is some getting weirdo, but his girlfriend is break up on flamimgo soon. Because flamingo has other girlfriend who know whoever can break up with them for forever

    • @mmsh-gaming
      @mmsh-gaming Год назад +6

      @@jdjdjshdjs9088 Don't know where you heard this from, but his girlfriend broke up with him a long time ago and he doesn't cheat so he obviously doesn't have any other girlfriend (no hate)

  • @itssoldacc
    @itssoldacc 4 года назад +585

    Me: *finishes video*
    Also me: this black void is nice oh and the music

    • @vic9111
      @vic9111 4 года назад +4

      lmao facts

    • @RAPIZORE
      @RAPIZORE 4 года назад +5

      what

    • @bonnisaurus
      @bonnisaurus 4 года назад +3

      Straight up facts

    • @hienpham8536
      @hienpham8536 4 года назад +11

      he did say, “I’m calling the devil to bring you with me” so... that’s probably why it went black. We were tooken down to...

    • @Chongching420
      @Chongching420 4 года назад +8

      I thought my iPad was broken thanks

  • @discontinuedchannel7335
    @discontinuedchannel7335 4 года назад +663

    Alternate title: Albert cheats on Kirstin with Temprist.
    Edit:Holy crap, that’s a lot of likes
    Yessir

    • @alex_0005
      @alex_0005 4 года назад +3

      Isn’t that kayden?

    • @Jermstorm
      @Jermstorm 4 года назад +14

      IT'S TEMPRIST

    • @Jermstorm
      @Jermstorm 4 года назад +4

      Also Y E S

    • @mio1868
      @mio1868 4 года назад +4

      @@alex_0005 no that not kanden

    • @annelumbi5582
      @annelumbi5582 4 года назад +2

      Oooooo

  • @wawssss
    @wawssss 4 года назад +836

    Everytime I hear albert laugh, makes me smile : >

  • @SintiSnake
    @SintiSnake Год назад +12

    You know the kids who attacked them just had the worst day of being bullied in 3rd grade and now can feel cool on Lego game.

    • @jamsya493
      @jamsya493 Год назад +2

      FR they act so "gangsta" in game but are most likely wimps irl

  • @Pan_nn3
    @Pan_nn3 4 года назад +294

    Everyone: talking about no online dating
    Me: why epic music at the end?

    • @hienpham8536
      @hienpham8536 4 года назад +3

      I just made 69 likes EVERYONE STOP

    • @hienpham8536
      @hienpham8536 4 года назад +1

      Oh it looks like I spoke too late

    • @emmas_ashes2944
      @emmas_ashes2944 4 года назад

      Kurisma FNM lmao

    • @TheTediousFellow
      @TheTediousFellow 4 года назад +1

      Bruh u are unfunny legit stop using unoriginal and unfunny comments it's boring 😴

    • @frankie_fortnite_kid9857
      @frankie_fortnite_kid9857 4 года назад +7

      Lol at the end I thought my phone died 😂🤣

  • @greatbees4513
    @greatbees4513 4 года назад +477

    me: *why did i stare into a black screen for 2 minutes straight*

  • @taif_nas
    @taif_nas 4 года назад +321

    Albert : “i got a roblox wife”
    Kirsten : “excuse me?”

    • @TheIntrdr
      @TheIntrdr 4 года назад +8

      k r i s t a n

    • @TheIntrdr
      @TheIntrdr 4 года назад +5

      No offense buts it’s Kirsten Ight? No harm intended

    • @andziakoza5684
      @andziakoza5684 4 года назад

      Wow

    • @m4ts50
      @m4ts50 4 года назад

      ok

    • @nathaniel04
      @nathaniel04 4 года назад

      Kirsten* Love you have a good day. 🥰

  • @LunaL1ly
    @LunaL1ly 7 месяцев назад +3

    No matter how old or how new these videos always make me smile 😭

  • @Gray-ve9qt
    @Gray-ve9qt 4 года назад +666

    nobody:
    me starting at my reflection in the dark screen at the end of the video: 👁️👄👁️

  • @matsu5010
    @matsu5010 4 года назад +349

    Video: _Ends_
    *_stares into a void for 2 minutes with random music playing_*

    • @simplyjutsu5578
      @simplyjutsu5578 4 года назад +24

      IKR I was looking for a comment in case I was the only one

    • @ShadeShake
      @ShadeShake 4 года назад +8

      IKR

    • @whydoihave45subs91
      @whydoihave45subs91 4 года назад +1

      Qwonsia but what does it have to do with that? I dont get it

    • @Laura-xj8gh
      @Laura-xj8gh 4 года назад +5

      Me too i was so confused. I thought that i lost conection or something...

    • @msc2794
      @msc2794 4 года назад +3

      @@whydoihave45subs91
      Do u know wut black out Tuesday is?

  • @29davidfoster
    @29davidfoster 4 года назад +1271

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
    Copy and paste this so albert can see credit:Domenico Florentino

    • @Schweme
      @Schweme 4 года назад +11

      Beans
      Yes

    • @mhycaabao1320
      @mhycaabao1320 4 года назад +10

      replying for algorithm xD

    • @josierfitz8863
      @josierfitz8863 4 года назад +4

      Dave Foster eeeeeeeeee

    • @jakeac2270
      @jakeac2270 4 года назад +4

      Copied

    • @mcfcfan5
      @mcfcfan5 4 года назад +6

      I’ll say Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorn then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Copy And Paste this so albert can see.
      This is not my comment they told me to copy and paste so do not fight
      Comment by: Dave Foster

  • @katiec1985
    @katiec1985 4 года назад +426

    Always Alberts first question “is there guns/fighting in this game”

    • @Spaced_essence
      @Spaced_essence 4 года назад +8

      well he is an American

    • @x_gabbykiqra
      @x_gabbykiqra 4 года назад +5

      Christian Sebastian i-

    • @savethecatsg7911
      @savethecatsg7911 4 года назад +2

      Christian Sebastian what’s that supposed to mean

    • @x_gabbykiqra
      @x_gabbykiqra 4 года назад +3

      Save the cats G America is kinda well known for violence/freedom. So....😗✌️

    • @yo-ch8jn
      @yo-ch8jn 4 года назад +2

      american guns

  • @Jay_Leaf
    @Jay_Leaf 4 года назад +317

    Albert got over his old wife that’s so sweet she probably left a while ago

  • @tanishu1819
    @tanishu1819 4 года назад +138

    “I got a Roblox wife”
    FoxKirsten: I’m about to beat someone up.”

  • @Bradyarthurmcgu
    @Bradyarthurmcgu 4 года назад +8

    Girl: *Does nothing*
    Tempo: WHERE YOU LOOKING AT MY MAN???

  • @rubyiskewl4306
    @rubyiskewl4306 4 года назад +367

    Albert: Gets Roblox wife
    Kirsten: this isn’t... The first time

  • @nataliebecky
    @nataliebecky 4 года назад +274

    “it’s like that 40 day fiancé with Big Ed and that one girl”
    i died-

  • @susinposter1607
    @susinposter1607 4 года назад +113

    Albert: Im going to make my character look fat
    Later: Somebody calls Albert fat
    Albert: *nO*

  • @Mondain-Johannes
    @Mondain-Johannes 5 месяцев назад +36

    anyone watching this in 1856?

  • @jeetskeet8162
    @jeetskeet8162 4 года назад +252

    Albert: "Can you be my my hot trophy wife?"
    Kirsten passing by the room:

  • @dysfunctional9646
    @dysfunctional9646 4 года назад +214

    Albert: have you ever beat up your dead wife
    Me: that actually sounded sincere •_•

  • @doggos9872
    @doggos9872 4 года назад +689

    Albert u are amazing and you put millions of smiles on everyone's faces everyday 😊

    • @ranow_racer2512
      @ranow_racer2512 4 года назад +27

      We need more of these wholesome comments.

    • @pkongwu08
      @pkongwu08 4 года назад +4

      What did you edit?

    • @doggos9872
      @doggos9872 4 года назад +2

      @@pkongwu08 I edited the word out I accidentally put out

    • @doggos9872
      @doggos9872 4 года назад +1

      @@pkongwu08 I meant put not out

    • @doggos9872
      @doggos9872 4 года назад +21

      @Autumn Dueck Stop. he gets loads of hate everyday and he looks less happier in his videos, show some respect please and if u are going to hate keep it to yourself

  • @Marwiiii
    @Marwiiii Год назад +7

    6:25 IM DYING WHY IS THIS SO DRAMATIC AND FUNNY

  • @iloveidiashroud
    @iloveidiashroud 4 года назад +1105

    Imagine getting a “mrflimflam accepted ur friend request”
    Edit:……I didn’t think I’d ever even get 100 likes-WTF OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS IS MY FIRST TIME GETTING 111 COMMENTS AND 1K LIKES OMGGG TYSM IDK HOW I CAN THANK YOU ENOUGH

  • @enigmaticerratic1416
    @enigmaticerratic1416 4 года назад +471

    Kirsten: **is being mugged** ALBERT HELP ME
    Albert: gender stereotypes stop it

    • @kokichioma3548
      @kokichioma3548 4 года назад +5

      《•Lemon•》 they literally said Kirsten

    • @solkysucks
      @solkysucks 4 года назад +4

      Kokichi Oma no rhey edited it lol

    • @neeryt34
      @neeryt34 4 года назад +2

      wat

    • @leopard47583
      @leopard47583 4 года назад +4

      todoroki is dat u?!?!??!??!?!?

    • @kokichioma3548
      @kokichioma3548 4 года назад +4

      「 • b a m b i •」 oh lol

  • @Ethogy
    @Ethogy 4 года назад +290

    Title: I got a roblox wife
    Literally the 1st word: “Temprist”
    Hmm..

  • @tittaj9696
    @tittaj9696 3 года назад +3

    abdul abdul: stick up for me your taller!
    Mi abdul: YOU'RE THE MAN!
    abdul abdul: GENDER STEREOTYPES

  • @pearlyy1558
    @pearlyy1558 4 года назад +488

    "Stick up for me"
    "But- you're my man!"
    "Gender stereotypes, stop it"
    We did it. Sexism has officially ended

  • @brissaavalos4442
    @brissaavalos4442 4 года назад +577

    Albert’s Wife: “he called me bae” Albert: “hOw dO i gEt gUnS iN tHiS gAmE??”

  • @Gron_Here
    @Gron_Here 4 года назад +218

    Petition to make “Abdul Abdul” do the putin wide walk

    • @telecult4654
      @telecult4654 4 года назад +13

      THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER!

    • @hmno3398
      @hmno3398 4 года назад +8

      @@quietcarselijah his name is purple guy

    • @hmno3398
      @hmno3398 4 года назад +6

      @@quietcarselijah and purple guy is the man behind the slsughter

    • @Gron_Here
      @Gron_Here 4 года назад +4

      carselijah Fun fact: My profile picture was from a Animator that has done Fnaf thing.

    • @Pippin.squeaks
      @Pippin.squeaks 4 года назад +4

      @@quietcarselijah um.. who's gonna tell him...?

  • @noraluvsu9
    @noraluvsu9 3 года назад +11

    Me: *sees thumbnail
    Also me: it's a match from heaven.. i ship.

  • @kityzee
    @kityzee 4 года назад +393

    Albert: "STOP ONLINE DATING!"
    Also Albert: "be a girl so we can like be a couple?"

  • @drift9993
    @drift9993 4 года назад +219

    Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see

  • @eva-ld6dk
    @eva-ld6dk 4 года назад +212

    Kirsten: Am I a literal joke to you? Albert: *Is a fully grown man online dating his friend in a RP game, Also, A fully grown man*

    • @bunetle9111
      @bunetle9111 4 года назад +3

      It’s not a kids rp game

    • @hurricanetortilla2867
      @hurricanetortilla2867 4 года назад +10

      @@bunetle9111 bro wdym do you expect 40 year old men to be playing a roblox game lmao

    • @bunetle9111
      @bunetle9111 4 года назад +3

      Smh, most people are over 16 who play east brickton

    • @cast.
      @cast. 4 года назад

      Bunetle Kapp

    • @barrontrumpsgirlfriend8293
      @barrontrumpsgirlfriend8293 4 года назад +1

      @hurricane tortilla technically there’s pedophiles.

  • @jessicavargas5436
    @jessicavargas5436 4 года назад +8

    12:10 kayden laughing when the random dude said how much for her in his mind thinking 'omgg evreybody wants me! then when the random dude says hi hear broken 🤧💔 LOL

  • @snowycon4986
    @snowycon4986 4 года назад +157

    No one:
    Albert in every roleplay game: *can you fight each other*
    Dang this comment blew up

    • @flood4573
      @flood4573 4 года назад

      So true though

    • @bri-op2hr
      @bri-op2hr 4 года назад

      Also Albert: *do they have a gun game pass?*

    • @whereismynut
      @whereismynut 4 года назад

      True lul XD

    • @Idk-ut6wo
      @Idk-ut6wo 4 года назад

      Well I’m a true albert fan now even tho I do roleplay-

    • @bulbasaurcup9151
      @bulbasaurcup9151 4 года назад

      r/uselessnobody

  • @ok-dj8gk
    @ok-dj8gk 4 года назад +115

    Nobody:
    Me seeing my reflection during the black screen: 👁️👄👁️

  • @d_nky
    @d_nky 4 года назад +145

    Albert and Temprist: says basically anything in this video
    Me trying to drink coffee:
    *Choking noises*

  • @adrie8020
    @adrie8020 4 года назад +9

    At 9:24
    “Hey babe”
    TELL ME WHY THATS SO CUTE
    NDJSDDSSASS

    • @marcelalazo9982
      @marcelalazo9982 4 года назад +2

      and the “hiii” after 🥺

    • @adrie8020
      @adrie8020 4 года назад

      @@marcelalazo9982 right!!

  • @ashley-ct6fc
    @ashley-ct6fc 4 года назад +113

    i thought there was gonna be a jumpscare at the end..

  • @eqilum_
    @eqilum_ 4 года назад +111

    Albert: * gets a Roblox wife *
    Kristen: Aight, where's my suitcase

  • @nosykam100
    @nosykam100 4 года назад +184

    Title: “I get online wife.”
    Kirsten: “Uhm, what?”

  • @m0xhiiasf513
    @m0xhiiasf513 3 года назад +6

    idk why but i kept watching this part over and over again 1:33
    Albert you're so cute oml > _

  • @pixlez4425
    @pixlez4425 4 года назад +106

    So no one gonna talk about how we are watching a black screen at the end for a min :/ lmao

  • @Amayastitchlover
    @Amayastitchlover 4 года назад +135

    Everyone: wHy dID tHE scReEN GO bLaCk??

  • @im_lazy2537
    @im_lazy2537 4 года назад +131

    "That your home gurl? how much?"
    Alber: Hmm a bit mor-
    Player: Nah jk man.
    Albert: *erases his sentence* XD

    • @rickycordero9348
      @rickycordero9348 4 года назад +4

      Bruh that was the best part

    • @abbeywatson274
      @abbeywatson274 4 года назад +3

      Hadeel Didam 12:09 I think

    • @daffworld7231
      @daffworld7231 4 года назад +1

      What game it is

    • @cheesegizzler14
      @cheesegizzler14 4 года назад

      Search up flamingo the streets. Or albertstuff the streets and search the videos, I’m lazy.

  • @Flowerssss99
    @Flowerssss99 3 года назад +6

    Me and my family getting fat shammed:nah we just eatin good

  • @gigigaou
    @gigigaou 4 года назад +131

    Little did these people know that they were in an Albert video, imagine their faces lmao

    • @sunnyshifters7405
      @sunnyshifters7405 4 года назад +1

      Haha I would DIE.

    • @SheisYana124N4
      @SheisYana124N4 4 года назад +1

      Lmaoo i bet they were so sorry to them XDDD

    • @sailor3417
      @sailor3417 4 года назад

      @@SheisYana124N4 dont say XDDDDD cause its annoying like gacha

    • @SheisYana124N4
      @SheisYana124N4 4 года назад

      @@sailor3417 i can because i can

    • @help6691
      @help6691 4 года назад

      marina
      XDDDDDDD

  • @sophiehutton6064
    @sophiehutton6064 4 года назад +83

    Albert: Hey sisters!
    James charles: *am i a joke to you?*

  • @KeshTM
    @KeshTM 4 года назад +168

    Game: trolling isn’t allowed
    Albert: *Y e s*

  • @EimearThatDivesCars
    @EimearThatDivesCars 10 месяцев назад +695

    2024 anyone?

  • @user-ml1zk6hq7l
    @user-ml1zk6hq7l 4 года назад +117

    Title:
    Older flamingo: *STOP ONLINE DATING*
    Thx for the likes and no im not kobe

  • @ranow_racer2512
    @ranow_racer2512 4 года назад +356

    “Gender stereotypes, stop it.” Also albert few mins earlier: “ *be trophy w i f e* “

  • @mirandataylor5619
    @mirandataylor5619 4 года назад +154

    Albert: I got a *wife!*
    Kirsten: *I’m ‘bout to end this mans whole career*

  • @I_make_videos281
    @I_make_videos281 3 года назад +1

    Albert: *punches*
    Temprist: *falls over*
    Random dude: *shoots*
    Me: I- LOL *falls off bed*

  • @anabellalebaron1284
    @anabellalebaron1284 4 года назад +771

    LMAOO “stick up for me, you are taller” “but your ThE mAn” “GENDER STEREOTYPES”

  • @moonix6054
    @moonix6054 4 года назад +210

    When he doesn’t say: “bou bou bout my wife?!?”In the whole video (intense screaming)

    • @halo3rat504
      @halo3rat504 4 года назад +6

      stolen

    • @fidbro237
      @fidbro237 4 года назад +5

      Bunniez why do you even care

    • @rouckinghans4653
      @rouckinghans4653 4 года назад +3

      PaRappa The Rapper if someone steals something would you care?

    • @loli-9921
      @loli-9921 4 года назад +3

      Yes Yes its words not somthing physical

    • @nxqmi5402
      @nxqmi5402 4 года назад +1

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING 💀💀

  • @KeshTM
    @KeshTM 4 года назад +145

    Game: trolling isn’t allowed
    Albert: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

    • @decarfifly
      @decarfifly 4 года назад +7

      How many comments are ya gonna put?

    • @Random.Guy0
      @Random.Guy0 4 года назад +6

      Dude you're just spamming the same comment but changing the second phrase for likes

  • @Werpworpwerpworp
    @Werpworpwerpworp 10 месяцев назад +1

    Albert: "We eat well"
    Guy: "I can tell"
    Temprist: *your next*
    Temprist Later: *eats hand*

  • @adoriwi
    @adoriwi 4 года назад +457

    “Imma be short and obese!”
    “Be my hot trophy wife!”
    So like, Rose and Big Ed?
    Edit: Bruh i didn’t know he mentioned it seconds later, oOf.

  • @khoinguyen1751
    @khoinguyen1751 4 года назад +56

    “RESPECT MY GIRL **alberts inner high pitch voice intensifies**

  • @korihudson7224
    @korihudson7224 4 года назад +141

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Flamingo: “Stand up for me, gender stereotypes”

    • @user-ml1zk6hq7l
      @user-ml1zk6hq7l 4 года назад +6

      Attack helicopter

    • @dr.gnomeson904
      @dr.gnomeson904 4 года назад +3

      Was
      No one:
      Literally no one:
      Not a single soul:
      part really necessary?

    • @lilah6526
      @lilah6526 4 года назад

      Dr.Gnomeson ikr it’s not funny any more

    • @user-vf8zp2bk4p
      @user-vf8zp2bk4p 4 года назад

      He is a person and he has a soul.

  • @zovaek
    @zovaek 3 года назад

    Albert: online dates
    Also albert: NO ONLINE DATING

  • @fishyyiu77
    @fishyyiu77 4 года назад +277

    “You need to be like Veronica Abdul”
    Me: Has intense Heathers flashbacks

  • @davidk7120
    @davidk7120 4 года назад +344

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not even coronavirus:
    At the end of the video: 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧

    • @ahokkkkk6108
      @ahokkkkk6108 4 года назад +5

      ok

    • @derovvvv
      @derovvvv 4 года назад +28

      No one:
      Literally no one:
      No one:
      Literally no one:
      No one:
      Literally no one:
      No one:
      Literally no one:
      No one:
      Literally no one:
      RUclips comments:

    • @byebyeFUCKYOUDAD
      @byebyeFUCKYOUDAD 4 года назад +7

      @@derovvvv you're not funny, either

    • @hienpham8536
      @hienpham8536 4 года назад +2

      It was not meant to be funny. ;-;

    • @romanmedina163
      @romanmedina163 4 года назад +3

      @@byebyeFUCKYOUDAD stop hating

  • @cathyrundellmurphy6805
    @cathyrundellmurphy6805 4 года назад +120

    That’s the hottest babe- Albert is so lucky

  • @unicornmangoyt7877
    @unicornmangoyt7877 4 года назад +1

    Island life idea: you tell people to let’s take a picture of the shelves in the picture is actually from being ugly: idea 2:

  • @talalahmad8664
    @talalahmad8664 4 года назад +84

    Title: I got a Roblox Wife
    Kirsten: Am i a joke to you?

    • @danekap3210
      @danekap3210 4 года назад

      Iifc bygg f d do that xx hhfgh book

  • @dreamingaboutcake7827
    @dreamingaboutcake7827 4 года назад +80

    I get so confused whenever temprist talk bc he sounds so much like Kaden to me lol.

  • @Petergriffinhacks00
    @Petergriffinhacks00 4 года назад +192

    *Albert Gets Wife on Roblox*
    *Kristen:* “alright where My Suit case.”

    • @evette1916
      @evette1916 4 года назад +6

      Kirsten* 😊

    • @dawnofsandwiches6679
      @dawnofsandwiches6679 4 года назад +3

      It’s KIRSTEN

    • @GlogglingLG
      @GlogglingLG 4 года назад +3

      ~*epic*~

    • @3LIAS_.
      @3LIAS_. 4 года назад +3

      Kirsten sister learn spelling sister learn how to write names correctly sister

    • @ririginanon
      @ririginanon 4 года назад +2

      Pierre Geagea i was the 100th like

  • @SodorsCoalCoProductions
    @SodorsCoalCoProductions 2 года назад +2

    It’s a cliffhanger we’ll never know if Albert put the money is the bank.

  • @danielvarus1334
    @danielvarus1334 4 года назад +57

    Albert on his Honeymoon "we're on our 40 day fiance thing " "where did you learn that?" "TLC"

    • @cabbageman2184
      @cabbageman2184 4 года назад

      Ray Cheesy Albert said 40 day fiancée accidentally

  • @koibito1537
    @koibito1537 4 года назад +106

    Saw this idea in the comments from Inoob8C: Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have.

    • @expiredmilk8555
      @expiredmilk8555 4 года назад +1

      UnicornPlayzRoblox big brain

    • @Mega-vv4pt
      @Mega-vv4pt 4 года назад

      Ya Yeet its just copied

    • @enzomartinez5251
      @enzomartinez5251 4 года назад

      That’s good

    • @mariehannon4995
      @mariehannon4995 4 года назад

      At least u featured him that’s cool! :D

    • @joshuam8497
      @joshuam8497 4 года назад

      Please don’t copy comments even if you do give credit, just like their original comment

  • @baconlife89
    @baconlife89 4 года назад +43

    Other players: Eww ugly.
    Albert/Flamingo: That's Howt

  • @RobloxEllaGamer
    @RobloxEllaGamer Год назад +20

    just yesterday it showed 1 year ago. Now it shows 2 years ago.. Time flies by so fast.

    • @Hannoismyname
      @Hannoismyname Год назад +2

      why did you watch this video twice in the same week

    • @Bestmemes127
      @Bestmemes127 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Hannoismynamelol😂

  • @dank7029
    @dank7029 4 года назад +73

    *people bullying flamingo*
    Everybody: we don’t use fist we use guns

    • @Djririrb
      @Djririrb 4 года назад

      *In America We use GUNS*

    • @cyberkitty10000
      @cyberkitty10000 4 года назад +1

      Only TRUE flamingo fans use guns

  • @daxgoat9266
    @daxgoat9266 4 года назад +114

    Flamingo saying he has a Roblox wife, his girlfriend hearing through the wall:👁👄👁

    • @Whale_Productions
      @Whale_Productions 4 года назад +5

      XD i love the face!

    • @hienpham8536
      @hienpham8536 4 года назад +3

      👁👄👁 I HAVE A KNIFE

    • @TheJoJolad
      @TheJoJolad 4 года назад +1

      Pretty sure Albert tells his girlfriend he's gonna record and she knows that he's joking about having a Roblox wife 😂

    • @kysdrew
      @kysdrew 4 года назад

      👁️👄👁️ uh oh

    • @saff.k
      @saff.k 4 года назад

      👁️👃👁️
      💧👄

  • @clearlyaverage2971
    @clearlyaverage2971 4 года назад +106

    My first thought when I saw the title:
    First thought: *kirsten punchin the air rn*

  • @sushi_roll_
    @sushi_roll_ Год назад +1

    "*they all are banned, noo :(*" was the utterly most cutest thing in the world

  • @Virusella
    @Virusella 4 года назад +75

    Flamingo: “I have a roblox wife”
    Me: *Wait that’s illegal*

  • @jumpy7975
    @jumpy7975 4 года назад +29

    just imagine Kirsten hearing Albert saying “you’re my wife” constantly to temprist from the other room

  • @gabgab4199
    @gabgab4199 4 года назад +259

    creator: NO TROLLING
    albert: RICK ROLLED SISTER teehee-

    • @brohg6341
      @brohg6341 4 года назад +4

      lmhsn i agree

    • @Cool-yb9xu
      @Cool-yb9xu 4 года назад +5

      lmhsn bro you don’t have to be rude you could have just not commented and think it

    • @teagangabrielle1311
      @teagangabrielle1311 4 года назад +4

      Did anyone ever say she was funny

    • @teagangabrielle1311
      @teagangabrielle1311 4 года назад +8

      If you have something mean to say, keep it to you'r slef

    • @worthlessnoob8762
      @worthlessnoob8762 4 года назад +1

      lmhsn You’re soo nice

  • @lena-jt6sj
    @lena-jt6sj 4 года назад +4

    I can't stop watching your videos, I wait for two videos a day and they get even better than the last, if you left youtube the world would end, I love seeing you Kirsten, y'all are the perfect duo! Keep posting, love ur vids, bye!

  • @teckd7722
    @teckd7722 4 года назад +88

    Albert: "you need to have the same last name as me."
    *Girlfriend walks in*

    • @moonx1764
      @moonx1764 4 года назад

      💀💀💀

    • @jker4802
      @jker4802 4 года назад

      By Lena problems search that up and have fun

    • @chongbts3169
      @chongbts3169 4 года назад

      He gay

    • @theoriginalman9426
      @theoriginalman9426 4 года назад

      @@jker4802 Bruh, that was WACK

    • @jker4802
      @jker4802 4 года назад

      @@theoriginalman9426 lol it was