My Roblox baby and I abused admin commands...
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
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Today Temprist is my child and I am his loving father and we play Roblox adopt and raise a baby or somethin and yeah fun stuff happens
i love how albert just gaslights the child into thinking he is evil
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
@lovley.sinala I got that reference!
"sillylilly your phone's broken"
Gaslighting doesnt exist, you're just crazy
@@Cobramid your right it does not exist how could i have thought that
9:16
"you have niceness deep in your heart.."
Andre: "AND YOU HAVE A BULLET DEEP IN YOUR SKULL."
@Gratty Mc Ratty 🐀🐁 idk you but imma sub to you bc of your username
@Party_Cat_I subbed to u
Hey pal!👋👋, listen friendo, when I saw your comment, I started immediately touching myself, hope I can touch you next. Over and out!🙂
who the fuck is that
@@cantpostwithaface:/
“What up?”
“Shut up.”
Those are words of kindness 😭🤍
Those are the ways of kindness, young child.
Right❤️
Get a brain that isn’t even kind
Edit: Hey!!! People don’t know what going along with a joke is, Nice!!
@@Kayjay5939 Go get a brain its a joke.
XD
"Mom house" perfectly radiates "BYE HOUSE.. 😭😭"
What
@@Mouni-pg1fnthat was something from one of his old vids
@@kittyvnqsfrom when he was doing like a sever shutdown or a floor is lava thing
Only real flamgo fans know this comment
Rose and her very precious house
*"mom house"*
'mom house'
Ugly mom house from rap battles
@@mushroom7001 yeEs
Ok cool
👁👄👁
Most parents: You got a bad grade, give me your phone
Albert: *you have lost limb privileges*
lol this video is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo crInge
Congrats you made it down this sarcasm line
Me as a parent "Your free trial of living has ended."
@@bobbicamarata793 lol
@@donutgirl5668 lol
Lsoosoos
i like how Albert can say “Let me get the gun ready” without any consequences
Ong man
Ikrr
POV: Tags: 😆👋
him in an American school:
temprist saying "hi paige" is probably the most wholesome thing ive seen today
Albert: **calls Temprest ‘temp’**
*[EVERYONE LIKED THAT]*
Yes
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE
Correct!
Huh?
@@reezardramen6455 Jim did it
When the word kindness is censored: THERE IS NO KINDNESS IN HIS HEART
What kind of child that
I love Axolotl's
@@brynnylovessubs9210 Lol
Dont read my Profile Picture :)
Ok
Temprist when albert has a winning smile: Stop,this is not okay.
Also Temprist: *wearing a winning smile*
I JUST NOTICED THAT- HAHAHA
HAHAJAJ
HAHAHAHA
Hi albert
“HAHAHAHHA”
Bruh
yesterday I saw it was 1 year ago, it's now 2 years ago. Time flies so fast.
yes because you watched it a day later and that day was the anniversary of this video
@@eliza._c yeah
@@eliza._c it was a joke
@@amber85846 but, jokes are supposed to be funny?
@@mitsurisbraids 🤓🤓
Temprist: the hot babe
Albert: the hot farmer that everybody likes
Bruh
Now thats albert
HAHAHHAHA
Yes
Omg yes
"Where my family there completely gone"
*Gets an ad of people laughing*
Uhhhh haha?
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wait did u got a add to
Same lol
@@cdneko8382 ok
“Your not cute, you have the winning smile!”- Albert
Winning smile: what did I ever do to hurt you
being ugly
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o jesus christ stop spamming
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o no
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o bot
Good job! You got a scam bot!
Temprist saying "Hi Paige" is adorable
“Stop following me.”
*”stop shooting us”*
9:07
Prototype regretelevator
@@ZYCREATESwhat
homestuck!
@@YourInternetK9 real
"I'm just going to lock him in the house and destroy it."
Alternate title: Pink seagull man commits war crimes
Also alternate title:pink pigeon commits arson with alien from another world
another alternate title: crow covered in pink paint on stilts and his friend from chernobyl and alabama commit chaos
another alternate title: pink animal with backward knees and wings who usually stand on one leg and his yellow simpson friend annoy roblox noobs
I like the last one the middle one seems like it lost buget
@@BasiI_ I like this one sounds like a news report
Andre: "stop following me"
Albert: "stop shooting us"
😭😭😭😭
Shut up Albert si not crying
@@cedricjamestabusares9417 no lol who said he was crying get a brain 2yr
@@cedricjamestabusares9417 he’s not crying 💀
@@cedricjamestabusares9417 THATS DYING OF LAUGHTER-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Albert: "this is too much footage for Paige"
Temprist: "Hi Paige :D "
“You’re getting adopted”
Yes
“You ate your brother”
Oh
I ate the whole thing
“You ate me brother”
Ok
"You"
@@BeenInJailForADecade7335 "Thore"
@The awkward Gurl
*I ate the hol thing
Cannibalism
Later on .
I’m a bad child :D
Temprist: You have niceness deep in your heart
Andre: Well you have a bullet deep in your heart
Whos Andre?
@@noobplayz2062 7:44 , ‘Andre, nice to people’ is what they meant
and the joke- is he wasn’t nice and shot everyone ✨🐸
oh and here’s where the comment took place: 9:09
@@noobplayz2062 did u even saw the video
E
Turkey
Hey Albert, do an admin video where you make a therapy "store" then ask ppl their worst fears and make them come true
you copied that from me.
@@TTTPigJRR I posted it from another video I commented this on, so like wdym?
@@TTTPigJRR even if I copied it from you I'm just spreading the word,
@@sfsrockets3512 If you actually copied them, you could say “I got this idea from someone else.” Might make it a little better.
"I'm depressed"
"It's not my fault your depressed"
2:18 when he said "w" I really felt that man😔
So heartwarming 😢😢😔😔😭😭😭😭
@@LizzysCake4u_so heart”W”arming😔😔😔😔
*w*
The Winning Smile Infection: Coming To Theaters When COVID Is Over
Nice
Covid will never end
So true
YES :)
Omg please no
flamingo: my baby is saying his first words!
temp rust: g-g-g-gun!
flamingo: I raised you well son
T E M P R U S T
@Xx Bacon Soul xX LMAO
@Xx Bacon Soul xX lol
temp *R U S T*
@Xx Bacon Soul xX lol
They are such good friends Albert calls Temperist “Temp”
*T E M E R I S T*
Temperature
More like temporary friend
ok
Tiny temprist, temprist tiny
2 years later still good content
3
2
@@texty5533 no it's 3 because new years is near so it counts as 3
Dominos
agreed
"This is my child get away before I Report you!"
*Walks away slowly*
ok?
@@KeerstinWeikel. ok?
Ruined the 66 likes
What did keerstin say that made people mad?
@@KeerstinWeikel. ok?
If he's on the toilet when the house collapse you gotta get a T-Rex to eat him and remake that Jurassic Park Scene
Lol
I love jurassic park
Lawyer dude, Genaro.. or I think that’s what his name was.
@@suika597 same
I couldnt get it to work so I just went back to using - opcodes . top
0:32 I love how albert quickly turning from normal voice to becoming "What an idiot" voice
0:36 three years ago when you used the voice thing to spell something it would always be capitalized for some reason, that’s why albert.
“Can you stop being on fire?”
*OK*
Hk
Mkkkk
Y'know just deal with it lol
Lmao
If fire is on you, just say no.
The fire cant go on you/kill you without consent.
“What up” “Shut up”
-Albert 2020
oo I like ur pfp-
@@raestarr42 weebs assemble
@@zaafirahanaa9434 yes. everybody line up.
@@raestarr42 hello
hello deku 🦵🏼🤠🦵🏼
“Can you stop being on fire for one second”-Albert
Ok :(
W
why is temprist so adorable like the way he said “hai Paige :D!”
Nobody:
Albert: *using winning smile*
junkbots: *planning revenge*
I like how there is still junkbots from the raid
@@bababooey3333 really?
@@bababooey3333 fr??
@@wolfgangamadeusmozart6920 yeah I've been seeing some junkbots and my friends were still junkbots
@@alfonsamani8933 yeah I've been seeing alot
“Give me a good reason to not kill this baby”
Me: *flashbacks to Jenny*
@Yousef Mansour same
@Yousef Mansour same
@Yousef Mansour same
@Yousef Mansour same
@Yousef Mansour same
"Die, child!"
Albert's signature quote.
Winning Smile
M
No, we all know its "E".
5:52 "it was a bad idea explosive diarrhea" 💀
BASIL ABUSE
can we talk about how cute temprist’s laugh is
no we can’t
It's not very cute
𝗬𝗲𝘀.
We.
Can.
@@friendlydragon4664 what did u say?
@@teele1 That it's not cute
"What up?"
"Shut up"
Top 10 most kind words said by world leaders
HAHAHAHAHAA
E
E
Shut your up
E
“Devil demon boy bodyguard woah dude”
Me: that’s 2018 for ya
Noobs to this day neglect to put commas within their already pathetic bios
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand welcome to 2020. this sucks even more.
Imagine how the person feels are realised he role played with Albert
There is this group called "The Winning Smile Supremacy" I think you should check it out.
I watch ur videos Also u sucks
JK
The winning smile Supremacy
Oh god
idk before looking at this im thinking hes just advertising his group but ill check
There's absolutely nothing on that group, all that there is is people spamming 'winning smile' in the chat, there's about 12 or so people, and no games, no nothing, why are you telling flamingo to check this out?
"No cap give the child back." -Best Quotes By Albert 2020
Edit: DANG THIS GOT A LOTTA LIKESSS
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o hiii I know u
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o Pls stop
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o no
@@ansun1987
.
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o stop
Temprist: "you have niceness deep in your heart"
Andre: "and you soon will have bullets in yours"
Can someone tell me what
Korekiyo Shinguji said?
@@PhantomOfficial07 same
@@PhantomOfficial07 he said who’s andre
@@shadowruby8208 Can you tell me what you said so it makes sense?
@@PhantomOfficial07 he said “who’s Andre”
I always love it when Albert plays with Temprist. My fav duo~
Same but why did u add the ~ at the end?
@@Mouni-pg1fndoes it matter that much?
@@maiia273not really
This adopt and raise a cute baby map brings back memories.
Bad memories
Nah good ones
Ikr 😔✋
Online Dating
yess
"Mom House"
Little Jimmy's last words before having spicy diarrhea.
Painfully accurate
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈEEÈÈÈÈÈĔ
E
Fire disarray
“You just ate a human”
“Oh, I ate The Whole thing”
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o stop
Like srrsly
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o PEEPEE POOPOO
LOLLL
Ok
M O M H O U S E
2:33 why is the "hi" SO CUTEEEE
I agree
Dont read my Profile Picture :)
@@dont6439 ok ok
@@dont6439 never wanted to
2:26 😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔where is my family its completely gone
"Tiny toe baby"
Perfect for toe replacement.
Hes winning
Pickle baby in my tummy
“Charlie bit me!”
Albert: NO!
“Charlie killed me with an AK-47!”
Albert: much better!
@junokentgaming03 M6A2
LOL
@junokentgaming03 I meant “AK-47”. I edited it now to that!
Yes
@@sutart488 OMG HI SU TART!
Albert is the definition of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
ALL JOKES ASIDE, y'all see this 7:38? PAIGE IS SO PRETTYYYY 🥺
9:02 the winning smile of how many souls he's won
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Credits go to Ian brennan, Copy paste this so albert will see..Hey Albert, do an admin video where you make a therapy “store” and ask them what their biggest fear is then make it come to life.
@@OrbitalGambit I'll literally copy paste this
@@sfsrockets3512 and not give credits
lol
10:33 Idk why but when Temprist said “Hi Paige!” It warmed my heart. (hopefully I didn’t get her name wrong)
Sameee
Credits go to Ian brennan, Copy paste this so albert will see..Hey Albert, do an admin video where you make a therapy “store” and ask them what their biggest fear is then make it come to life.
@rweduh he’s done way worse stuff than that lmao
@rweduh smaller things he couldnt really work with he would probably cut out and if they had a fear of the dark he could make it dark and spawn demons and jumpscares
Hello
read more…
* *listens to lil uzi vert* * that’s probably one of my favorite things I’ve heard Albert say
*Roblox is actually the best game of all time*
The Last of Us 2 robbed them of so many different awards. Smh, like sound design for example.
agreed
Hey i think minecraft cause you know its most og and brings the best memories and overall great game but roblox probably like number 2
Agree
Not really the best game of all time but it’s still a good game
Albert: “The clash between the two boys”
ah yes
Ah yes
@justaclowncracker
Yes
Flamingo would be a great father
Flamingo: shoots baby
This epsiode has three arcs. The my child arc, The bad child arc and the Nice person arc. I love all the arcs. I love this video.
Flamingo saying “no cap give me my child back” is the most legendary phrase ever said (1:44)
Yessssssssss
@@jamestuttle2784 It sounded like B E too
Didn’t Albert say ass on 8:42?
@@angiethebunny2806 No he said oh dude we both just asked
No cap is another word for no lie
“Reads video tittle”
Everyone: *since when Albert had a child?*
Y E S
Since forever
hi
Cleetus has been pregnant forever, I guess one of the babies finally came out
@@xamnade ooOooooooOo
“I’m a bad child”
“YES YOU ARE”
“BAD CHILD”
(3 days later 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 for all the likes)
100th like 😼
Bad bad bad!
duh.
dododododo
Dislike
The "andre,nice to people" dude😭 you also made him say bad child😭😂
**baby kills everybody in server**
"well, dad...It seems like we come to an end."
"It was nice knowing you..."
-intense music plays and then they fight each other-
Uh good i get
The kid: *has fire following them*
Flamingo: “iTs ThE sPiCy DiArEa”
diarrhoea demon
“This is my child get away before I report you!”
😂
It’s both stupid and funny at the same time 🤣
And it only took her 2 minutes to type that out!
😛
Karen in roblox.
10:12
Albert not having any threats is strange. I’m not sure this is the same Albert.
oh yes my favorite bed time story! Its the one about a woman that steals a kid from a mom after drowning her. Taking another child and kills the kid she stole to feed him. His ghost haunts them while the house and the remaining son burns forever. The ghost then taunts the fire kid by saying he's a bad child. The burning kid his haunted by everyone saying he's a bad child. The fire kid wants to go away and suffer in the cruel world he has deserved. However, the mother doesn't want to lose another kid, and shoots a random guy. But, This random guy was the friend of andre 1st the long, a new character to the story. They then go to the school and the mother gifts her firey son the right to kill, a gun, only given to the chosen ones. Then suddenly, Andre 1st The "Nice" steals the weapon from the burning kid's hands. He then gets avenges his friend, which lost 2 limbs because of the mom. Commiting murder and relieving his rage on everyone he sees. The fire kid then vanishes away, never to be seen again. The mother then asks money from Andre to recover from her lost. But Andre denies and continues his work. Then the ghost comes back to life to put Andre in prison for what he has done. the mother and the grown resurrected son dance in front of the prison cell. After a long court case, Andre gets free, Because in the state of robloxia asking for money isn't allowed. After being set free, The mother and the resurrect ask for money again. And then the resurrect turns back into a kid. Andre threatens them by saying he will leave. the game. After debate, Andre gives them the money asked, And then the family runs away in happiness. Then they all live happy ever after, Exept the drowned mother the random people who got shot and the fire kid who burned into crisps. The end.
yea I wrote all of that
no cap B)
holy
Best bedtime story'☺️
Sounds like average german bedtime story
*average cute backstory in ohio*
"what up"
Albert : "shut up"
...
DR SEUSS????? :0
:0
:0000000
:/
@@mushroom7001 ://
Albert: S H U T U P
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CHILD”
*killing it*
Aliko Exotic Afton copyyy
Eooooah
@@ultimatesquid3894 hello
XD
@@stanharrell5146 NOBODY CARES
9:20 you get sentenced to prison and the guards start dancing in front of you 😂
7:29
*The face that will haunt me forever*
Mr Yes
*s t o n k s*
l o l
It will haunt my soul
more like.. a winning smile
Flamingo: “dude your the ugliest child why would she ever want you”
Me: omg 🤣
Lol this is so funny
The comment was too funny it almost made me wear the winning smile
Omg this So funny XDXDXDXD So reletavle lolololol funny xdcdcdc
*You’re
I liked this comment I have it 100 likes no need to thank me 💅
6:36 reminds me of the sawnick rings guy when everyone said EARRINGS
1:29 “yeah she’s been locked it”
winning smile people: *Ok*
WINNING SMILE RAID!!
@@justintranthegreat yes
One time, the word “me” was censored, bruh
It is annoying
And still is.
Wait until this happens. ###. ###. O N E
we can say kill but we cant say 3
one time the word ok was censored
“I’m cooking your dead body”
Giving me very much Connie vibes 😩‼️🍖
Ah yes, fresh conny 😫🍖🥩‼️
@@tiringmyselfout 😩✋ with a nice phillystake
@@Karrmez actually, pork chop 😩🤚‼️
@@tiringmyselfout oh yes yes 😩‼️
What conie, that girl or the boy
I like how honest he is in the title 💀
me: *at my dads work*
flamingo: *"give me one good reason not to kill this child"*
me: *bursts out laughing in front of many people*
Edit: Thank you for all the likes! I didn't expect this to blow up lol!
same im at my dad's work also
me: k
When my mom had a job (shes retired now) i would watch shows on her computer, oh and i relate to this
Omg I’m at the kitchen table with earphones in and my mom is so confused
@@drusillarogers3726 my moms also retired
"GIVE ME THE CHILD"
-every kidnapper ever
can we take a moment to realize how pretty Paige is, she’s gorgeous 😭❤️
Simp
Yes we can
Totally agreed
Simp cringe bozo
Temprist saying "hi paige" is like a little brothers friend saying hi to the big sister
0:56 my cat started throwing up outside of my door as soon as albert said that
R.i.p
@I correct
@@verittz u gay
@@banger5283 ok
@@banger5283 like that is even an Insult. They could actually be gay
"This is my child get away before I report you!"
She's gonna be a *great* mother one day.
One day but she’s not now Lol
"Winning wearing smile"
-From Albert Spencer Aretz 2020
That was a few videos ago
E
YOU KNOW HIS MIDDLES NAME?!! I thought it was Albert cleetus Aretz
@@chrispadgett1491 its spencer
E
When they said something in sync, I think it's about the "Demon" they literally sounded like one. Tee Hee
2:34 When he said "hi" it was so adorable
no 10:40 goog goo ga ga
Izuku and Eri 🥰
H I
When tempest said it it was cuter
@@riansadventers8997 what?
“No cap give me my child back” sounds like my dad trying to use slang
Baby: has winning smile
The baby's family: winners.
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB now ur on this channel- I saw u last with mvperry .-.
Wow, that's deep
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CHILD"
*Im erasing it from earth*
"This is my child I will report you!" *says will kid napping temprist*
@I Am KevinBB x2 shut TF up
Lets appreciate how albert ties us and forces us to kill our family and pets and friends and an innocent child
Fun fact: Albert was born on his birthday
I,learned a lot from this
Lol
I learned so much
Oh! When was I born!? 🤩
wait really
“Tiny Toe Baby”
Ah, yes. The perfect child name
Stolen I think
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o idc
Baby roe *plays with tiny roes* *fits into tiny tea cup*
Asui... yes
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o then scream