It's like the dynamic between Spider-man and Deadpool. Spider-man is a total moron, but Deadpool's depths of hitherto unimagined dumbassery make Spider-man look like a brilliant and serious grown-up.
Jake: “Do you guys know what Donnie Darko was about?” **puppy flails it’s head in a vague intimidation of a nod** Jake: wAs ThAt A yEs?!?!? **shooketh***
The six (+ 9) dislikes 1) Tom Holland 2) Ryan Reynolds 3) Benedict Cabbagepatch 4) Jimmy Fallon 5) Doctor Strangé 6) Jake Gyllenhaal himself 7) The puppies 8-11) Holeshot’s other members 12) His family 13) Every sound-guy he’s ever had to work with 14) His sweater 15) Taylor Swift ;)
I love how every single one of the compilations of him always has the puppy part where he’s like “but first you’re gonna poop and pee all over it and then we’re gonna send it to my friend Ryan!”😂😂😂 I love it
Malier Perry imagine Drug dealer: I got everything what u want?? Me: you got that new one jake gy-gylen??- idk but do you have it Drug dealer: yeah I got that one *gives crack* where’s the money? Me: *runs off*
People who are Sagittarius’s period are all the embodiment of crackheads (and I mean that in a good way) . God a person with this much crackhead energy I’ll marry for sure
“ i’m sO sTRON- except for my *liTTLE HANDSHDDJHD* “
The voices tho - pfff
CHAOS. JUST CHAOS.
imagine if he did coke
Chaotic energy. We love it
I love how he just sells bs with no shame
he probably sells crack with no shame too
@@QueenMolly you are so good lmao let's be best friends 😂
Is there any other way to sell bs tho 😂
thats why i love him
what's bs..?
He makes Tom look like a very mature adult what kind of sourcery-
It's like the dynamic between Spider-man and Deadpool. Spider-man is a total moron, but Deadpool's depths of hitherto unimagined dumbassery make Spider-man look like a brilliant and serious grown-up.
@@silverhawking wow
Sourcery
@@silverhawking he is mysterio so ye
Katie Miller The eloquence and accuracy of this comment is absolutely incredible
Puppy : *nods*
Jake: you weren't supposed to do that
One dislike is from Tom Holland. The other is from Ryan Reynolds after getting Jake’s peed and pooped on sweater.
ryan reynolds is secretly buying dislikes for this video and all videos relating to jake gyllenhaal
The other three are from Benedict Cabbagepatch , Doctor StrangÉ and StrangÉ's clone
The rest of the dislikes are from the layers of eyeliner on Ryan’s eyes
then were gonna send it to my frIENNND rYYYAn
And the other one is from Benedict cabigpach
Wow Jake gets more attractive as he ages like wtf
Mmmm yes
lol same tho, i wISH
Cyndaquil :D I mean everyone does
He is one of the few out there nearing 40 and somehow still hitting his peak.
It's a guy thing.
But we love him for that
I want to be jake gyllenhaal when I grow up
And I love you and your profile picture for saying that
same
@@QueenMolly SAME
Tom: ”Ive got two L’s in my name”
Jake: yall hear something?
Tom: *internal rage*
HE HAS NO EYES!
I have seen hell and it's in Jake Gyllenhaal's eyes
👁_👁
Flamebunny NOOOOOOO EYEEEEEEES
Flamebunny 👁🕳👁 👁🗨🕳👁🗨
😳
No not 3 minutes his whole life
tune in to my next video that lasts for 38 years
omg i would love that
Queen Molly low key would really love that
3:04
“Was I talking or was I thinking?”
Hahahah I was looking for this comment 😂
i accidentally started the video in the doctor’s office and-
*baaaaaaaah*
RT if I should I make a 20 minute video of just that sound
Queen Molly that would be a blessing, please do
*cough* not to like be that person...*cough* or anything...but am I seeing a fabulous pfp of the one and only Jae 👀
faces ncharcoal *cough* indeed it is the one and only jae
Yas stan Chicken Little and deysicc for clear skin
no one:
absolutely no one:
jake: that reminds me of a story about benedict cumberpatch-
Benedict Cabbagepatch
Tom Holland- Chaotic Good
Ryan Reynolds- Chaotic Neutral
Jake Gyllenhaal- True Chaotic
tbh i never knew he was this chaotic. 😂
let's return him to area 51 while we can lmao
No let's keep him
No he's our Trojan horse
No, let him go
I will come back for him in the raid and then we will both Naruto run and escape
EVERYONE FLOCK AND PROTECC HIM
No.
Jake: “Do you guys know what Donnie Darko was about?”
**puppy flails it’s head in a vague intimidation of a nod**
Jake: wAs ThAt A yEs?!?!? **shooketh***
1:25 “These puppies remind me of Tom Holland”
That’s literally the cutest thing I’ve ever heard
The six (+ 9) dislikes
1) Tom Holland
2) Ryan Reynolds
3) Benedict Cabbagepatch
4) Jimmy Fallon
5) Doctor Strangé
6) Jake Gyllenhaal himself
7) The puppies
8-11) Holeshot’s other members
12) His family
13) Every sound-guy he’s ever had to work with
14) His sweater
15) Taylor Swift ;)
Don’t forget taylor Swift she even wrote songs about him
I tried my best
Why Taylor? 😂
She wrote some songs about him lmao
Ireland Foley which ones?
_docteur strangé_
adrian 2:58 I can’t😭😭😂
Okay but why is he so god damn attractive
He is like a fine wine getting better by age
@Jacob Gerard lol
@Jacob Gerard Fine wine laced with cocaine and heroine
l i t t l e h a n d s
No let me correct.
L i t t l e h a i n d s
Hamo hahahah nice. love it
3:28 "Sandwiches are hilarious"
i'm so glad someone appreciates that part as much as I do
@@QueenMolly Ofc lol it's the best part
the best part lmao
Maya Konduru That’s a mood though, I laugh at everything xD
Ah yes, Jake "Sandwhiches are hilarious" Gyllenhaal.
1:15 "someone was sprinkling cocaine"
LMAO
So that's why he's like this ! The cocaine fused with his bloodstream and permanently switched his brain to "Chaos Personafied" !
tom holland is the only one who disliked it.
the second dislike is from Benedict Cumberpatch
Queen Molly don’t you mean CABBAGEPATCH
you lr prof pic makes me WHEEZE
He’s an amazing creature
he's from a whole other planet and i'm here for it
That is why he is mysterio
He came from another dimension.
1:50 when he says “and then we’re gonna send it to my friend ryyyann!” all i could think of was the “rYannnn!!” vine lmao
he’s so chaotic omfg
The man I have chosen to love
Doctor Straanjey starring Benedict CabbagePatch
During the whole video tom Holland is my mood
this resurgence of jake gyllenhaal’s existence is amazing
Nobody:
No one at all:
Literally not a single soul:
Jake Gyllenhaal: "ROOAAAAAAARRGGH LITTLE HANDS-"
the title is amazing lmao
thanks I was debating between that and "jake gyllenhaal reminds me why crack is illegal for x amount of minutes"
"wAs tHaT a yeS?!"
tom saying “that’s a really funny story” after jakes long tangent about benadryl cabbagepatch reminds me so much of my friend and kills me everytime💀
No actor has ever projected my own Chaotic Fun energy so accurately
"Was I talking or was I thinking?" -Me, high asf on a Tuesday night
Lmao sometimes I forget he literally went to Harvard and Columbia, some of the top schools in the country.
Wait what he went to HARVARD??
Him getting freaked out at the puppy shaking his head yes 😭😭
*I ' M P I S S I N G O N Y O U R H E A D , J I M M Y*
2:18 His Mind: it’s not just the birds anymore...it’s puppy’s now 😂😂😂
he looks like alex the lion
Sarah White and does
You're right and I hate it
REEEEEEE
"was i talking or was i thinking?" is the most chaotic sentence ever spoken
The two dislikes are from Ryan and Tom
I love how every single one of the compilations of him always has the puppy part where he’s like “but first you’re gonna poop and pee all over it and then we’re gonna send it to my friend Ryan!”😂😂😂 I love it
When he said "was I talking or was I thinking?" I laughed so hard. We are the same lol. When your brain is on crack but you don't do drugs lol. Me
what if he himself is a kind of crack 🧐
Malier Perry imagine
Drug dealer: I got everything what u want??
Me: you got that new one jake gy-gylen??- idk but do you have it
Drug dealer: yeah I got that one *gives crack* where’s the money?
Me: *runs off*
Well then that's a kind of crack I'd like to do 😉
I'd smoke
"was I talking or was I thinking" I...I..have never related more to just a sentence.
I think I'm in love.
Is he okay
Is he,,, is he okay
Jake is surprised that the dog said yes to knowing what Donnie Darko is about because he doesn’t even know what it’s about.
i live for this energy
People who are Sagittarius’s period are all the embodiment of crackheads (and I mean that in a good way) . God a person with this much crackhead energy I’ll marry for sure
I love Sagittarius men being Aquarius myself. Love his attitude.
i’m a sagittarius and i feel very appreciated
A Random Velositoofis oh my moon just relates
If you believe in astrology you are a crackhead
But,,,he’s a Capricorn
Tom: "cool story bro"
Jake after rambling for 10 minutes straight about cabbage patch kids: "wait was I talking or thinking?"
*Jake Gyllenhaal being the embodiment of a Sagittarius* honestly tho
The Benedict thing gets me every time
These videos just make my day a bit better
“I’m pissing on your head jimmy”
2:51 IM PISSING ON YOUR HEAD HAHAHA
I love Jake Gyllenhaal so much after this 😂
I always knew he was a great actor, but he’s hilarious too !
Exactly my type of humor 🤣
1:23 I LOVE HIM
“Someone was sprinkling cocaine”
“Was I talking or was I just thinking”
Jake ages like fine wine.
Tom Holland looks generally confused about where he is
2:20 the pure and utter chaotic confusion on his face is so adorable.
"No, no, someone was sprinkling cocaine"
"No, no, no. Someone was sprinkling cocaine" this is where the addiction came from
i can’t imagine the type of chaos occurs when jake and ryan are in the same room for at least more than 8 minutes
2:03 HIS FACE THO XD
he is the definition of chaotic energy
no one:
jake gyllenhaal: 👁👄👁
Jake is pure chaos and I love it
jake is my spirit animal
1:23 well that explains it
"jake gyllenhaal amazed by the snow!"
"someone was sprinkling cocaine"
that sent me😂
“Was I talking or was I just thinking?”
my favorite part of this video is the clips w Tom in them and he looks absolutely terrified of Jake 😂
I just watched Donnie Darko for the first time the other day and am watching all these wholesome videos to make me feel better
0:35 that sounded so satisfying and sophisticated
Would he be considered a chaotic neutral or a chaotic evil 😂
What a chaotic entity
I wonder if Tom Holland has watched brokeback mountain
0:18 I said hi to my dog at the same time XD
this video has such chaotic energy
1:28 my personal timestamp🤰🏼
“THIS ONE’S FOR MY FAMILY!!!!”
1:05 OKAY BUT HIS VOICE THOUGH I AM WEAK 😍😍😍😍
Thanks for the vid, Molly!
How to get Tom to not spoil everything:
*_Pair him up with someone HE has to babysit._*
Why does Tom Holland turn into a little boy every time he’s with the older cast members😂
Benedict Cabbage Patch
Great job Molly! Love the vid, keep up the hard work!
2:04 tom is like “did he learn lines and i didn’t, wtf”
“Do you guys know what Donnie Darko is about? Was that a YES?!”
Jake Gyllenhaal is my spirit animal
0:49 were you guys good?
* *silence* *
*awkward cough*
Love this guy
1:22 almost spit my drink dud 😂😂