jake gyllenhaal being the human embodiment of crack cocaine for 3 minutes and 42 seconds

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @eliza5550
    @eliza5550 5 лет назад +4399

    “ i’m sO sTRON- except for my *liTTLE HANDSHDDJHD* “

  • @Grace-ig7vm
    @Grace-ig7vm 5 лет назад +6525

    CHAOS. JUST CHAOS.

  • @Rishitapal25
    @Rishitapal25 5 лет назад +10203

    I love how he just sells bs with no shame

    • @QueenMolly
      @QueenMolly  5 лет назад +463

      he probably sells crack with no shame too

    • @Rishitapal25
      @Rishitapal25 5 лет назад +73

      @@QueenMolly you are so good lmao let's be best friends 😂

    • @tsumichama
      @tsumichama 5 лет назад +19

      Is there any other way to sell bs tho 😂

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 5 лет назад +2

      thats why i love him

    • @dianaj5770
      @dianaj5770 5 лет назад +4

      what's bs..?

  • @pornesianparapiojoon9657
    @pornesianparapiojoon9657 5 лет назад +10079

    He makes Tom look like a very mature adult what kind of sourcery-

    • @silverhawking
      @silverhawking 5 лет назад +439

      It's like the dynamic between Spider-man and Deadpool. Spider-man is a total moron, but Deadpool's depths of hitherto unimagined dumbassery make Spider-man look like a brilliant and serious grown-up.

    • @leftrightright122
      @leftrightright122 5 лет назад +20

      @@silverhawking wow

    • @nevereverstopsinging
      @nevereverstopsinging 5 лет назад +15

      Sourcery

    • @Vigil_no_dad
      @Vigil_no_dad 5 лет назад +8

      @@silverhawking he is mysterio so ye

    • @sophiavines7749
      @sophiavines7749 5 лет назад +34

      Katie Miller The eloquence and accuracy of this comment is absolutely incredible

  • @Pootaatooo
    @Pootaatooo 5 лет назад +1706

    Puppy : *nods*
    Jake: you weren't supposed to do that

  • @alaskancalfworm
    @alaskancalfworm 5 лет назад +4655

    One dislike is from Tom Holland. The other is from Ryan Reynolds after getting Jake’s peed and pooped on sweater.

    • @QueenMolly
      @QueenMolly  5 лет назад +112

      ryan reynolds is secretly buying dislikes for this video and all videos relating to jake gyllenhaal

    • @jannasoliman7330
      @jannasoliman7330 5 лет назад +44

      The other three are from Benedict Cabbagepatch , Doctor StrangÉ and StrangÉ's clone

    • @chloerogers3231
      @chloerogers3231 5 лет назад +18

      The rest of the dislikes are from the layers of eyeliner on Ryan’s eyes

    • @user-it5ro5pw6c
      @user-it5ro5pw6c 5 лет назад +7

      then were gonna send it to my frIENNND rYYYAn

    • @emmabrickwood1184
      @emmabrickwood1184 5 лет назад +1

      And the other one is from Benedict cabigpach

  • @tarrenr8159
    @tarrenr8159 5 лет назад +5863

    Wow Jake gets more attractive as he ages like wtf

    • @Potat0_1015
      @Potat0_1015 5 лет назад +7

      Mmmm yes

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 5 лет назад +2

      lol same tho, i wISH

    • @Elpepe_0245
      @Elpepe_0245 5 лет назад +2

      Cyndaquil :D I mean everyone does

    • @clovers10
      @clovers10 5 лет назад +62

      He is one of the few out there nearing 40 and somehow still hitting his peak.

    • @TheFundler
      @TheFundler 5 лет назад +5

      It's a guy thing.

  • @cordydiamond5741
    @cordydiamond5741 5 лет назад +4958

    But we love him for that

  • @badgalmiri9487
    @badgalmiri9487 5 лет назад +954

    Tom: ”Ive got two L’s in my name”
    Jake: yall hear something?

  • @flamebunny6511
    @flamebunny6511 5 лет назад +6034

    HE HAS NO EYES!

  • @matildageorgie3932
    @matildageorgie3932 5 лет назад +2717

    No not 3 minutes his whole life

    • @QueenMolly
      @QueenMolly  5 лет назад +50

      tune in to my next video that lasts for 38 years

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 5 лет назад +2

      omg i would love that

    • @misskaydott
      @misskaydott 5 лет назад +1

      Queen Molly low key would really love that

  • @frigidowl6492
    @frigidowl6492 5 лет назад +980

    3:04
    “Was I talking or was I thinking?”

  • @minnneko
    @minnneko 5 лет назад +3666

    i accidentally started the video in the doctor’s office and-
    *baaaaaaaah*

    • @QueenMolly
      @QueenMolly  5 лет назад +122

      RT if I should I make a 20 minute video of just that sound

    • @minnneko
      @minnneko 5 лет назад +39

      Queen Molly that would be a blessing, please do

    • @facesncharcoal4152
      @facesncharcoal4152 5 лет назад +7

      *cough* not to like be that person...*cough* or anything...but am I seeing a fabulous pfp of the one and only Jae 👀

    • @minnneko
      @minnneko 5 лет назад +3

      faces ncharcoal *cough* indeed it is the one and only jae

    • @facesncharcoal4152
      @facesncharcoal4152 5 лет назад +3

      Yas stan Chicken Little and deysicc for clear skin

  • @angelitabellemore4439
    @angelitabellemore4439 5 лет назад +405

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    jake: that reminds me of a story about benedict cumberpatch-

  • @heyseamonkey
    @heyseamonkey 5 лет назад +247

    Tom Holland- Chaotic Good
    Ryan Reynolds- Chaotic Neutral
    Jake Gyllenhaal- True Chaotic

  • @imvanessadiaz1029
    @imvanessadiaz1029 5 лет назад +705

    tbh i never knew he was this chaotic. 😂

  • @rhianagast6573
    @rhianagast6573 5 лет назад +2747

    let's return him to area 51 while we can lmao

    • @missterious711
      @missterious711 5 лет назад +136

      No let's keep him

    • @Hana-yu1fj
      @Hana-yu1fj 5 лет назад +52

      No he's our Trojan horse

    • @unispacellama13
      @unispacellama13 5 лет назад +11

      No, let him go
      I will come back for him in the raid and then we will both Naruto run and escape

    • @unispacellama13
      @unispacellama13 5 лет назад +9

      EVERYONE FLOCK AND PROTECC HIM

    • @Rosa-to7up
      @Rosa-to7up 5 лет назад +2

      No.

  • @laurah4990
    @laurah4990 5 лет назад +275

    Jake: “Do you guys know what Donnie Darko was about?”
    **puppy flails it’s head in a vague intimidation of a nod**
    Jake: wAs ThAt A yEs?!?!? **shooketh***

  • @wirepenn2064
    @wirepenn2064 5 лет назад +373

    1:25 “These puppies remind me of Tom Holland”
    That’s literally the cutest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @irelandfoley4221
    @irelandfoley4221 5 лет назад +1945

    The six (+ 9) dislikes
    1) Tom Holland
    2) Ryan Reynolds
    3) Benedict Cabbagepatch
    4) Jimmy Fallon
    5) Doctor Strangé
    6) Jake Gyllenhaal himself
    7) The puppies
    8-11) Holeshot’s other members
    12) His family
    13) Every sound-guy he’s ever had to work with
    14) His sweater
    15) Taylor Swift ;)

  • @adriandaniel9098
    @adriandaniel9098 5 лет назад +609

    _docteur strangé_

    • @Smithslover06
      @Smithslover06 5 лет назад +1

      adrian 2:58 I can’t😭😭😂

  • @lizzrha7999
    @lizzrha7999 5 лет назад +637

    Okay but why is he so god damn attractive

    • @ednahister3455
      @ednahister3455 5 лет назад +27

      He is like a fine wine getting better by age

    • @calopsitagames-7
      @calopsitagames-7 5 лет назад

      @Jacob Gerard lol

    • @ninaa4192
      @ninaa4192 4 года назад

      @Jacob Gerard Fine wine laced with cocaine and heroine

  • @kristina9320
    @kristina9320 5 лет назад +566

    l i t t l e h a n d s

    • @HamoTheUltimate
      @HamoTheUltimate 4 года назад +1

      No let me correct.
      L i t t l e h a i n d s

    • @kristina9320
      @kristina9320 4 года назад

      Hamo hahahah nice. love it

  • @mayakonduru
    @mayakonduru 5 лет назад +849

    3:28 "Sandwiches are hilarious"

    • @QueenMolly
      @QueenMolly  5 лет назад +35

      i'm so glad someone appreciates that part as much as I do

    • @mayakonduru
      @mayakonduru 5 лет назад +4

      @@QueenMolly Ofc lol it's the best part

    • @malierperry8364
      @malierperry8364 5 лет назад +3

      the best part lmao

    • @lunarialoonatic
      @lunarialoonatic 5 лет назад +3

      Maya Konduru That’s a mood though, I laugh at everything xD

    • @rinpaisys
      @rinpaisys 5 лет назад +1

      Ah yes, Jake "Sandwhiches are hilarious" Gyllenhaal.

  • @MrOfficalMax
    @MrOfficalMax 5 лет назад +116

    1:15 "someone was sprinkling cocaine"
    LMAO

    • @libertyprime5777
      @libertyprime5777 4 года назад +1

      So that's why he's like this ! The cocaine fused with his bloodstream and permanently switched his brain to "Chaos Personafied" !

  • @daniellemoomey9779
    @daniellemoomey9779 5 лет назад +1478

    tom holland is the only one who disliked it.

    • @QueenMolly
      @QueenMolly  5 лет назад +45

      the second dislike is from Benedict Cumberpatch

    • @daniellemoomey9779
      @daniellemoomey9779 5 лет назад +34

      Queen Molly don’t you mean CABBAGEPATCH

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 5 лет назад

      you lr prof pic makes me WHEEZE

  • @amalnasser4118
    @amalnasser4118 5 лет назад +554

    He’s an amazing creature

    • @QueenMolly
      @QueenMolly  5 лет назад +11

      he's from a whole other planet and i'm here for it

    • @alishozab4898
      @alishozab4898 5 лет назад +4

      That is why he is mysterio
      He came from another dimension.

  • @lanie3956
    @lanie3956 5 лет назад +61

    1:50 when he says “and then we’re gonna send it to my friend ryyyann!” all i could think of was the “rYannnn!!” vine lmao

  • @eliza5550
    @eliza5550 5 лет назад +130

    he’s so chaotic omfg

  • @erikaerikaerikaerikaerikaerika
    @erikaerikaerikaerikaerikaerika 5 лет назад +307

    The man I have chosen to love

  • @musicsketcher7887
    @musicsketcher7887 5 лет назад +599

    Doctor Straanjey starring Benedict CabbagePatch

  • @studywithselene5490
    @studywithselene5490 5 лет назад +228

    During the whole video tom Holland is my mood

  • @punsiella
    @punsiella 5 лет назад +77

    this resurgence of jake gyllenhaal’s existence is amazing

  • @kirankaur5010
    @kirankaur5010 5 лет назад +54

    Nobody:
    No one at all:
    Literally not a single soul:
    Jake Gyllenhaal: "ROOAAAAAAARRGGH LITTLE HANDS-"

  • @chloe4338
    @chloe4338 5 лет назад +323

    the title is amazing lmao

    • @QueenMolly
      @QueenMolly  5 лет назад +10

      thanks I was debating between that and "jake gyllenhaal reminds me why crack is illegal for x amount of minutes"

  • @maliciouscrybaby
    @maliciouscrybaby 5 лет назад +78

    "wAs tHaT a yeS?!"

  • @bellah.7171
    @bellah.7171 5 лет назад +55

    tom saying “that’s a really funny story” after jakes long tangent about benadryl cabbagepatch reminds me so much of my friend and kills me everytime💀

  • @Calebgoblin
    @Calebgoblin 5 лет назад +33

    No actor has ever projected my own Chaotic Fun energy so accurately

  • @ScrewPerfection16
    @ScrewPerfection16 5 лет назад +33

    "Was I talking or was I thinking?" -Me, high asf on a Tuesday night

  • @sparklydancingmice
    @sparklydancingmice 5 лет назад +109

    Lmao sometimes I forget he literally went to Harvard and Columbia, some of the top schools in the country.

  • @moookay9687
    @moookay9687 5 лет назад +31

    Him getting freaked out at the puppy shaking his head yes 😭😭

  • @plastiqbeach7487
    @plastiqbeach7487 5 лет назад +42

    *I ' M P I S S I N G O N Y O U R H E A D , J I M M Y*

  • @rebecca_kissarmy
    @rebecca_kissarmy 4 года назад +3

    2:18 His Mind: it’s not just the birds anymore...it’s puppy’s now 😂😂😂

  • @sarahw6189
    @sarahw6189 5 лет назад +213

    he looks like alex the lion

  • @CaleighFornia1
    @CaleighFornia1 5 лет назад +9

    "was i talking or was i thinking?" is the most chaotic sentence ever spoken

  • @tarrenr8159
    @tarrenr8159 5 лет назад +126

    The two dislikes are from Ryan and Tom

  • @sarahmcdonald4787
    @sarahmcdonald4787 5 лет назад +16

    I love how every single one of the compilations of him always has the puppy part where he’s like “but first you’re gonna poop and pee all over it and then we’re gonna send it to my friend Ryan!”😂😂😂 I love it

  • @crystalcartwright8943
    @crystalcartwright8943 5 лет назад +14

    When he said "was I talking or was I thinking?" I laughed so hard. We are the same lol. When your brain is on crack but you don't do drugs lol. Me

  • @malierperry8364
    @malierperry8364 5 лет назад +306

    what if he himself is a kind of crack 🧐

    • @Tizzzyyy
      @Tizzzyyy 5 лет назад +4

      Malier Perry imagine
      Drug dealer: I got everything what u want??
      Me: you got that new one jake gy-gylen??- idk but do you have it
      Drug dealer: yeah I got that one *gives crack* where’s the money?
      Me: *runs off*

    • @darsananair1038
      @darsananair1038 5 лет назад +3

      Well then that's a kind of crack I'd like to do 😉

    • @williamelliott186
      @williamelliott186 5 лет назад

      I'd smoke

  • @gravitysdaughtr
    @gravitysdaughtr 5 лет назад +21

    "was I talking or was I thinking" I...I..have never related more to just a sentence.
    I think I'm in love.

  • @Charlie-yv3ib
    @Charlie-yv3ib 5 лет назад +106

    Is he okay
    Is he,,, is he okay

  • @zadiabodry7490
    @zadiabodry7490 4 года назад +3

    Jake is surprised that the dog said yes to knowing what Donnie Darko is about because he doesn’t even know what it’s about.

  • @naya3253
    @naya3253 5 лет назад +60

    i live for this energy

  • @kaitlyngreen9786
    @kaitlyngreen9786 5 лет назад +61

    People who are Sagittarius’s period are all the embodiment of crackheads (and I mean that in a good way) . God a person with this much crackhead energy I’ll marry for sure

    • @Koshrocreations
      @Koshrocreations 5 лет назад +8

      I love Sagittarius men being Aquarius myself. Love his attitude.

    • @sytherinqueen6181
      @sytherinqueen6181 5 лет назад +3

      i’m a sagittarius and i feel very appreciated

    • @stefj6713
      @stefj6713 5 лет назад +1

      A Random Velositoofis oh my moon just relates

    • @dominiccrobinson101
      @dominiccrobinson101 5 лет назад +2

      If you believe in astrology you are a crackhead

    • @beeandco.5772
      @beeandco.5772 5 лет назад

      But,,,he’s a Capricorn

  • @TheTurtle
    @TheTurtle 5 лет назад +12

    Tom: "cool story bro"
    Jake after rambling for 10 minutes straight about cabbage patch kids: "wait was I talking or thinking?"

  • @denisekieffer3612
    @denisekieffer3612 5 лет назад +25

    *Jake Gyllenhaal being the embodiment of a Sagittarius* honestly tho

  • @elizabethjohnson4730
    @elizabethjohnson4730 5 лет назад +13

    The Benedict thing gets me every time

  • @laurenguilmeyer5197
    @laurenguilmeyer5197 5 лет назад +19

    These videos just make my day a bit better

  • @gracebell3495
    @gracebell3495 5 лет назад +2

    “I’m pissing on your head jimmy”

  • @Exp.LJ1223
    @Exp.LJ1223 5 лет назад +2

    2:51 IM PISSING ON YOUR HEAD HAHAHA

  • @gracer1792
    @gracer1792 5 лет назад +13

    I love Jake Gyllenhaal so much after this 😂
    I always knew he was a great actor, but he’s hilarious too !
    Exactly my type of humor 🤣

  • @1lucia192
    @1lucia192 5 лет назад +1

    1:23 I LOVE HIM

  • @Sunny-ek8sx
    @Sunny-ek8sx 5 лет назад +5

    “Someone was sprinkling cocaine”

  • @ags3663
    @ags3663 5 лет назад +12

    “Was I talking or was I just thinking”

  • @madisonreynolds9861
    @madisonreynolds9861 3 года назад +3

    Jake ages like fine wine.

  • @pliskin3357
    @pliskin3357 5 лет назад +9

    Tom Holland looks generally confused about where he is

  • @bobcat0273
    @bobcat0273 4 года назад

    2:20 the pure and utter chaotic confusion on his face is so adorable.

  • @RosettaVega
    @RosettaVega 4 года назад +2

    "No, no, someone was sprinkling cocaine"

  • @isabellathames4396
    @isabellathames4396 5 лет назад +6

    "No, no, no. Someone was sprinkling cocaine" this is where the addiction came from

  • @clownshoes8208
    @clownshoes8208 5 лет назад +2

    i can’t imagine the type of chaos occurs when jake and ryan are in the same room for at least more than 8 minutes

  • @ruahseebengals3122
    @ruahseebengals3122 5 лет назад +1

    2:03 HIS FACE THO XD

  • @mia-xy6of
    @mia-xy6of 5 лет назад +5

    he is the definition of chaotic energy

  • @marisaa.tamayo
    @marisaa.tamayo 4 года назад +1

    no one:
    jake gyllenhaal: 👁👄👁

  • @MajinBoujieee
    @MajinBoujieee 5 лет назад +5

    Jake is pure chaos and I love it

  • @alexthelion8351
    @alexthelion8351 5 лет назад +1

    jake is my spirit animal

  • @krispycakes4923
    @krispycakes4923 5 лет назад +4

    1:23 well that explains it

  • @smolmellows3089
    @smolmellows3089 4 года назад +1

    "jake gyllenhaal amazed by the snow!"
    "someone was sprinkling cocaine"
    that sent me😂

  • @SuperOMGFTWBBQ
    @SuperOMGFTWBBQ 5 лет назад +7

    “Was I talking or was I just thinking?”

  • @sarahvaltr4621
    @sarahvaltr4621 5 лет назад +1

    my favorite part of this video is the clips w Tom in them and he looks absolutely terrified of Jake 😂

  • @mothboy7044
    @mothboy7044 4 года назад +1

    I just watched Donnie Darko for the first time the other day and am watching all these wholesome videos to make me feel better

  • @indeboss
    @indeboss 5 лет назад +1

    0:35 that sounded so satisfying and sophisticated

  • @angelomordini6779
    @angelomordini6779 5 лет назад +18

    Would he be considered a chaotic neutral or a chaotic evil 😂

  • @emmajadeee
    @emmajadeee 5 лет назад +3

    What a chaotic entity

  • @watermelonsugarrr2071
    @watermelonsugarrr2071 5 лет назад +39

    I wonder if Tom Holland has watched brokeback mountain

  • @imacommenter1255
    @imacommenter1255 5 лет назад +4

    0:18 I said hi to my dog at the same time XD

  • @oliviaroff1151
    @oliviaroff1151 5 лет назад +2

    this video has such chaotic energy

  • @livgrace2567
    @livgrace2567 3 года назад +1

    1:28 my personal timestamp🤰🏼

  • @cirrusB612
    @cirrusB612 5 лет назад +3

    “THIS ONE’S FOR MY FAMILY!!!!”

  • @Kayla-ds5gb
    @Kayla-ds5gb 5 лет назад +29

    1:05 OKAY BUT HIS VOICE THOUGH I AM WEAK 😍😍😍😍

  • @oodamame9337
    @oodamame9337 5 лет назад +1

    Thanks for the vid, Molly!

  • @alexhollinghurst3945
    @alexhollinghurst3945 5 лет назад +3

    How to get Tom to not spoil everything:
    *_Pair him up with someone HE has to babysit._*

  • @petedavidson7003
    @petedavidson7003 5 лет назад +14

    Why does Tom Holland turn into a little boy every time he’s with the older cast members😂

  • @ajrg15
    @ajrg15 5 лет назад +32

    Benedict Cabbage Patch

  • @JB_theDream
    @JB_theDream 5 лет назад +2

    Great job Molly! Love the vid, keep up the hard work!

  • @pigeon8877
    @pigeon8877 5 лет назад

    2:04 tom is like “did he learn lines and i didn’t, wtf”

  • @hillhouseproductions
    @hillhouseproductions 5 лет назад +17

    “Do you guys know what Donnie Darko is about? Was that a YES?!”

  • @gracer1792
    @gracer1792 5 лет назад +2

    Jake Gyllenhaal is my spirit animal

  • @annettegilmarinez7904
    @annettegilmarinez7904 5 лет назад +8

    0:49 were you guys good?
    * *silence* *

  • @mrpaulu1
    @mrpaulu1 4 года назад +2

    Love this guy

  • @blanco4358
    @blanco4358 5 лет назад +6

    1:22 almost spit my drink dud 😂😂