Crank Chop Commercial (Original)

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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @kendra918
    @kendra918 5 лет назад +6170

    Vince: Gets out food processor
    Window: “Nervous sweating”

  • @benny3198
    @benny3198 5 лет назад +2874

    Slap chop: who are you
    Crank chop: I’m u, but cheaper

    • @klae7058
      @klae7058 5 лет назад +50

      Im in tears! When they got to the "food topper" i knew this concept seemed familiar 😅🤣

    • @awsumguy
      @awsumguy 5 лет назад +27

      the slap chop is better but the food topper is better than the graty since it's clear

    • @thetoppatchannel2779
      @thetoppatchannel2779 5 лет назад +3

      Cool and good

    • @ashtar3876
      @ashtar3876 4 года назад +3

      Graty is the exact same

    • @quinlan24
      @quinlan24 4 года назад +7

      i feel like the crank and slap chop are both better in different situations, but the food topper is undeniably better than the graty.

  • @elixr003
    @elixr003 5 лет назад +6271

    "ice for margaritas, *and eveN sEnoRiTaS"*

  • @gabbyc3270
    @gabbyc3270 5 лет назад +1209

    'Food Topper': *exists*
    'The Graty': Am I a joke to you?

    • @titanofchaos5917
      @titanofchaos5917 5 лет назад +48

      GabulousTV only a true fan would know this

    • @DrAsencio11
      @DrAsencio11 5 лет назад +10

      EXACTLY.

    • @52xeloR
      @52xeloR 5 лет назад +73

      tacos
      fettuccini
      linguine
      martini
      bikini

    • @raqueluntiveros2341
      @raqueluntiveros2341 4 года назад +23

      R.I.P The SLAP CHOP ™ & THE GRATY™

    • @PopTap
      @PopTap 3 года назад +9

      CRANK IT OR SPANK IT YOUR CHOICE

  • @billymilton4952
    @billymilton4952 7 лет назад +11198

    "Oh me so hungry"

    • @KondaaKage
      @KondaaKage 7 лет назад +208

      Normal British Fellow 0:52 thank me later...

    • @leonel3002
      @leonel3002 7 лет назад +40

      Thank you

    • @leonel3002
      @leonel3002 7 лет назад +61

      My favorite part lol

    • @yeetsheet2146
      @yeetsheet2146 7 лет назад +279

      Normal British Fellow I’m asian and I’m laughing hard

    • @Devan5028
      @Devan5028 7 лет назад +414

      * "Oh me so racist"

  • @cat-zf6ub
    @cat-zf6ub 5 лет назад +5774

    I swear this guy could literally sell me anything

  • @ariyac2428
    @ariyac2428 5 лет назад +8595

    “vegetables for stir fry” *puts on stereotypical asian accent* “oh, me so hungry”

    • @zanebrah
      @zanebrah 5 лет назад +627

      Ariya C since we are talking about Asians, wouldn’t it be, “oh miso hungry”

    • @kevschnibbletz3808
      @kevschnibbletz3808 5 лет назад +25

      Ariya C 😂😂

    • @munc8335
      @munc8335 5 лет назад +86

      Zane Rios
      you do realize asia is not just china, korea and japan ?

    • @dave_dynasty
      @dave_dynasty 5 лет назад +161

      @@munc8335 r/whoosh

    • @huhuhuhurricanestreamwow7937
      @huhuhuhurricanestreamwow7937 5 лет назад +28

      @@zanebrah hey that's racist

  • @forsaturn4629
    @forsaturn4629 5 лет назад +640

    This guy could offer me a rock and will still be convinced to buy it.

    • @turtlerocket7575
      @turtlerocket7575 5 лет назад +6

      100% true

    • @burper-oe6tm
      @burper-oe6tm 4 года назад +11

      con *vince* d?????

    • @ahf5471
      @ahf5471 3 года назад

      So would I if it’s crack cocaine…

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish Год назад

      Why? He has the look of a con man.

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka Год назад

      It's "Shamrock".

  • @JS-po8oc
    @JS-po8oc 5 лет назад +2409

    Imagine being his neighbor having a BBQ with your family when out of nowhere, a food processor is smashed through his window

    • @sontredis2579
      @sontredis2579 5 лет назад +3

      Jack Stevens Lmao

    • @fiveszeroes
      @fiveszeroes 5 лет назад +10

      THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'M

    • @riqueoropeza271
      @riqueoropeza271 5 лет назад +8

      For the señoritas y’know

    • @rufcat2970
      @rufcat2970 5 лет назад +16

      Sub Pub suddenly, a muffled “OOOOOOO000000oooooohhh me so hungry!” Comes from the bushes as the new neighbor next door emerges from the bushes, sharpening his chopsticks with a slap sharpener.

    • @Thejampacker
      @Thejampacker 4 года назад +2

      Classic Stone Cold Steve Austin.

  • @Christopher23451
    @Christopher23451 5 лет назад +2359

    "This 200 dollar food processor is too bulky."
    *Throws it out the window*

    • @ika6372
      @ika6372 5 лет назад +27

      That window's gonna be more than 200 to fix.

    • @maskeddededepression1400
      @maskeddededepression1400 5 лет назад +52

      *N O W T H A T ‘ S A L O T O F D A M A G E*

    • @jamesuber9145
      @jamesuber9145 5 лет назад +2

      Christopher Thanks for repeating what everyone heard already

    • @__tadpole__8195
      @__tadpole__8195 5 лет назад

      Christopher I mean that’s one place to put it

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 4 года назад +2

      "Where the heck are you ever gonna put this thing?"

  • @BobPapadopoulos
    @BobPapadopoulos 9 лет назад +2500

    Some people get hyped up over new rap albums... I'm always just waiting for the new Vince Offer commercial.

    • @DarkSunStudios1
      @DarkSunStudios1 9 лет назад +3

      hahahahaha me too

    • @hydratek365
      @hydratek365 8 лет назад +4

      +Bob Papadopoulos or the vince offer commercial for a rap album...

    • @starfilmations
      @starfilmations 7 лет назад +4

      +VenomStryker And this one seemed ripe for double entendre too.Vince: "Crank chop- tell your wife to wrap her hand around my crank and give it a tug. She's gonna have fun!"

    • @RiskE80
      @RiskE80 7 лет назад +1

      Bob Papadopoulos same

    • @StopJazz
      @StopJazz 7 лет назад

      bob, me too, me too. not waiting for anymore jass...

  • @Julia-fr9wv
    @Julia-fr9wv 5 лет назад +122

    "And we all know who makes this"
    *points at a grater with a band-aid*

    • @Thejampacker
      @Thejampacker 4 года назад

      shumchum thank you! I’ve been looking for this comment.

    • @denugs1242
      @denugs1242 4 года назад +5

      WHAT DOES IT MEAN?????????

    • @theoneitself
      @theoneitself 4 года назад +4

      @@denugs1242 yeah, I didnt get it either. It would have made more sense had he said: "and we all know WHAT HAPPENS TO WHOEVER USES THIS !"

    • @wolfqueen4395
      @wolfqueen4395 4 года назад +28

      @@denugs1242 He’s implying that the band-aid manufacturers make graters so that you will have to buy more. It was pretty obvious.

    • @MrDICKHEAD28
      @MrDICKHEAD28 3 года назад

      YEAH JUST SAY "ME SO HUNGRY" YOU WILL KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM

  • @swag3144
    @swag3144 5 лет назад +4998

    “I’m a plumber I have to get out fast in the morning”
    *what does that have to do with anything*

    • @thomasjarredfronda2021
      @thomasjarredfronda2021 5 лет назад +468

      He has to get breakfast fast in the Morning to get to work

    • @saurabhpandey3836
      @saurabhpandey3836 5 лет назад +122

      For naughty America 😂😂😂

    • @RagingRatMax
      @RagingRatMax 5 лет назад +26

      Make food before you go to bed

    • @urmumsbaps
      @urmumsbaps 5 лет назад +280

      It's a thing plumbers do they meet in a secret location early in the morning and chant stuff about pipes and jack each other off, it's a trade secret they'll kill me if they find out I told you this

    • @lasercat538
      @lasercat538 5 лет назад +27

      Sickest-NoSCOPEZandWEED-420 “they’ll kill me if they find out I told you this” lmao

  • @gaoutlaw
    @gaoutlaw 8 лет назад +1437

    What the heck does being a plumber have to do with it?

    • @DrBirdski
      @DrBirdski 8 лет назад +472

      He need to get out quick in the morning

    • @poopslayer9000
      @poopslayer9000 8 лет назад +168

      Because he has to get out the house quick unlike other jobs

    • @shawnwhite7942
      @shawnwhite7942 8 лет назад +5

      +DrBirdski LMAO

    • @gaoutlaw
      @gaoutlaw 8 лет назад +72

      +DrBirdski Got loads of sh*t to unclog.

    • @vapor404
      @vapor404 8 лет назад +61

      he's seen shit that will turn you white

  • @taj9494
    @taj9494 5 лет назад +1704

    “i love it, and i have a broken hand!”
    😭

    • @marcarthurclarete9126
      @marcarthurclarete9126 5 лет назад +21

      Sometimes I wonder how she was forced to try the product with a broken arm

    • @jmd_9203
      @jmd_9203 5 лет назад +14

      Very fast. I'm a plumber, I gotta get outta the house quick in the morning!

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 5 лет назад +5

      @@marcarthurclarete9126 plot twist : she haven't had a broken arm

    • @angelswhispers6329
      @angelswhispers6329 5 лет назад +1

      @@cypherusuh :0

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 5 лет назад +3

      @@nafreal no way! Why would an ads used paid actor?! That would be preposterous!

  • @jacobszymczak9323
    @jacobszymczak9323 5 лет назад +69

    I just watched an Ad before I could voluntarily watch an Ad.
    *Well Played*

  • @neoretro5328
    @neoretro5328 5 лет назад +1776

    “I’m a plumber. I gotta git outta da house quick in da morning.”

  • @FreshHomemadeMemesFHM
    @FreshHomemadeMemesFHM 5 лет назад +2740

    "oh, me so hungry"
    *uses chopsticks in asian*

    • @germapants
      @germapants 5 лет назад +106

      Max Rostaing i mean he’s just being stereotypical

    • @bentancur-wd4vc
      @bentancur-wd4vc 5 лет назад +101

      @@maxamphetamines I'm pretty sure you were the only butthurt idiot here. Learn to not take things
      so seriously.

    • @germapants
      @germapants 5 лет назад +1

      유지ShoEn thank you lmfaooo

    • @germapants
      @germapants 5 лет назад +22

      Max Rostaing if it were racist it wouldn’t be a fucking commercial. it’s just a joke dude calm down 😔

    • @iplayroblox9857
      @iplayroblox9857 5 лет назад +1

      *bad asian accent*

  • @marlinproductions2448
    @marlinproductions2448 6 лет назад +744

    Did anyone else start seeing these in their recommendations and then down this Rabbit Hole of weird infomercials

  • @bakugoukatsuki209
    @bakugoukatsuki209 3 года назад +222

    The paid actors are like.
    " oh wow".
    "Amazing"
    " I love it, and I have a broken hand"
    WHAT

    • @ledsabbazepplath3889
      @ledsabbazepplath3889 3 года назад +65

      “I’m a plumber. I need to get out of the house quick in the morning”

    • @candycat4365
      @candycat4365 3 года назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 3 года назад +4

      She's not wrong.

  • @V1kN1k
    @V1kN1k 5 лет назад +2153

    Ice for great margaritas
    *and the SENORITAS*

  • @veryviper9209
    @veryviper9209 5 лет назад +626

    We have a window. What are we gonna do with it?
    Vince: *Smiles*

  • @agustinortega5688
    @agustinortega5688 6 лет назад +613

    A N D T H E S E I N I O R R I T H A S

    • @mayadg16
      @mayadg16 6 лет назад +7

      I guess the news about him beating up a hooker just passed by..🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @thejennagames8843
    @thejennagames8843 5 лет назад +86

    "Where the heck are you gonna put this thing?"
    *throws out window*

    • @MsKimba18
      @MsKimba18 5 лет назад +1

      TheJennaGames I guess he found a spot

  • @holefishh
    @holefishh 6 лет назад +1219

    0:27 T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E

    • @e3warzz832
      @e3warzz832 6 лет назад +6

      Rawr Rawr *HOW BOUT LIL MORE*

    • @thisissaah_3536
      @thisissaah_3536 6 лет назад +4

      Wrong ad bois.

    • @johndevanwayne4272
      @johndevanwayne4272 6 лет назад +13

      TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE...
      I THREW A FOOD PROCESSOR AT A WINDOW!

    • @megatron2171
      @megatron2171 6 лет назад +2

      @@johndevanwayne4272 and repair it with only flex tape ( with power of zeus added)

    • @ana-wan8915
      @ana-wan8915 5 лет назад +2

      *now that's alot of damage*

  • @chrisxtty9324
    @chrisxtty9324 5 лет назад +571

    “I love it
    AnD I hAvE a BroKen hAnd”

    • @leomarescotti672
      @leomarescotti672 5 лет назад +6

      I'm a plumber and i get to go out quick in the morning

    • @MomoKunDaYo
      @MomoKunDaYo 5 лет назад

      @@leomarescotti672 that one made me laugh so hard!!!!!

  • @Roses._thornz
    @Roses._thornz 8 лет назад +819

    I laughed so hard when he threw the processor through the window 😂

    • @_itsisaac8602
      @_itsisaac8602 8 лет назад +25

      Logan Colby how to properly exit school on the last day

    • @Roses._thornz
      @Roses._thornz 7 лет назад

      _ItsIsaac lol

    • @suprltve
      @suprltve 7 лет назад

      _ItsIsaac lol yes

    • @audreys8739
      @audreys8739 7 лет назад +1

      I was about to write, 'the company just wasted $200 for the food processor that's just gonna be thrown out'.

    • @nexuschanseloldaccount643
      @nexuschanseloldaccount643 6 лет назад

      me too when i first saw an undertale vine about this

  • @shadowxxe
    @shadowxxe 3 года назад +32

    "Where the heck are you ever gonna put this thing"
    "Well i mean you could just put it in a cab-"
    *smash*
    "Yeah or out the window"

  • @themadhack3r431
    @themadhack3r431 5 лет назад +782

    'I'm a plumber I need to hurry up and get out in the mornings'
    Me: why?

    • @chelybeann
      @chelybeann 5 лет назад +68

      Plumbing emergencies

    • @TSEZyph4LYFE
      @TSEZyph4LYFE 5 лет назад +91

      You never know who flooded their toilet with poo like 4 in the morning.

    • @olbeans
      @olbeans 5 лет назад +54

      He’s got a princess to save dude!

    • @flooferjay3245
      @flooferjay3245 5 лет назад +9

      Plumbers don't wear ties, didn't you hear?

    • @Sammie0719
      @Sammie0719 5 лет назад

      Lmao😂

  • @kyotodream7135
    @kyotodream7135 9 лет назад +186

    When that food proccessor went out the window I combusted

  • @KaaneDragonShinobi
    @KaaneDragonShinobi 7 лет назад +460

    Slap Chop called after seeing this vid. She wants a divorce.

  • @egdog5169
    @egdog5169 3 года назад +141

    I love how 90% of the comments are about "me so hungry"

  • @ellablue1494
    @ellablue1494 6 лет назад +308

    where the heck are you ever gonna put this thing!?
    *chucks food processor out window*

  • @mrraven6455
    @mrraven6455 7 лет назад +419

    This food processor is like a jigsaw puzzle. It’s too bulky. Where the heck are you ever gonna put this thing *throws perfectly good food processor out the window*
    Well I guess there’s one place to put it

    • @mrRainith
      @mrRainith 7 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/FqWgTM4di4s/видео.html tossed the slap chop imitator in the sink,

  • @thechaun6631
    @thechaun6631 5 лет назад +373

    1:31
    Tacos
    Fettuccine
    Linguine
    Martini
    Bikini

  • @themostlonelychickennugget5859
    @themostlonelychickennugget5859 4 года назад +103

    0:23 basically me with life so far

  • @Korudo1322
    @Korudo1322 5 лет назад +309

    "I'm a plumber, I need to get out of the house quick in the morning"

    • @gussindica5771
      @gussindica5771 5 лет назад +8

      Gotta cut them copper tubes somehow

    • @ludilka
      @ludilka 5 лет назад +2

      Out of the house into the outhouse.

  • @Apollo52_
    @Apollo52_ 6 лет назад +504

    0:27 dat got yeeted outta da window

    • @sarameiwayne2816
      @sarameiwayne2816 6 лет назад +3

      Isn’t that damaging property that’s not yours?
      But still, Don’t do this at home unless you want to end up with a broken window and glass on the floor

    • @reillyhenderson9419
      @reillyhenderson9419 6 лет назад +3

      dragonbeast 21 the pat tense of yeet is yote

    • @kiplise9105
      @kiplise9105 5 лет назад +1

      Please keep this at 420 likes pleaseeee

    • @skrigrillo
      @skrigrillo 5 лет назад

      YEET

    • @mari-fx2kg
      @mari-fx2kg 5 лет назад

      dragonbeast 21 *YEET*

  • @tobuscusfoop
    @tobuscusfoop 9 лет назад +1506

    I'm a plumber I need to get out fast in the morning

    • @MasteringHow-To
      @MasteringHow-To 9 лет назад +49

      Hahaha. Laughed so hard at that comment.

    • @Mazzocchi
      @Mazzocchi 9 лет назад +77

      +Spooncer Amma pumba, ah needa getattah da house quik inda mawning

    • @FooPanda
      @FooPanda 9 лет назад +9

      +Mazzocchi Good for crushing bugs I'm sure

    • @DarkSunStudios1
      @DarkSunStudios1 9 лет назад +4

      +Mazzocchi hahahahahah

    • @Wolfbane8
      @Wolfbane8 9 лет назад +13

      Was that an Italian accent I heard? If so, is he related to the Mario brothers?

  • @juan_a_otero
    @juan_a_otero 3 года назад +17

    “I’m a plumber I need to get out of the house quick in the morning”
    Uhh... ok, cool...

  • @squidynamite
    @squidynamite 6 лет назад +1239

    I'm sick and tired and of homework that's it
    0:27

  • @amberellison313
    @amberellison313 6 лет назад +173

    wHerE tHe hECk aRE yOu goNNa pUT THis tHIng *breaks window*

    • @bevvvy1374
      @bevvvy1374 5 лет назад +1

      Continues like nothing ever happened

  • @mikeytikie9055
    @mikeytikie9055 6 лет назад +296

    0:27 WhErE tHe HeCk ArE yOu pUt THiS thInG

    • @sarameiwayne2816
      @sarameiwayne2816 6 лет назад +13

      *chucks it out of the window*

    • @NoobGamer-mn4dh
      @NoobGamer-mn4dh 5 лет назад

      @Videos RANDOM :v lol

    • @johndevanwayne4272
      @johndevanwayne4272 5 лет назад +1

      To show you the power of flex tape....
      I THREW A FOOD PROCESSOR OUT OF A WINDOW

    • @NoobGamer-mn4dh
      @NoobGamer-mn4dh 5 лет назад

      @@johndevanwayne4272 NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE

  • @nanika1148
    @nanika1148 5 лет назад +33

    This Guy and Phil Swift Are the only salesmen I'm Willing to watch

    • @kangdide
      @kangdide 4 года назад +4

      Dont forget billy mays

    • @WesternSouthDakotaRailfan2006
      @WesternSouthDakotaRailfan2006 4 года назад

      Kangdide billy Mays died

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 4 года назад

      @@WesternSouthDakotaRailfan2006
      It doesn't fucking matter.
      All you do is toss and go.

    • @MinePlush
      @MinePlush 3 года назад

      And Anthony Sullivan

  • @thevirtuoso8362
    @thevirtuoso8362 8 лет назад +666

    what kind of slap chop is this?

  • @alxxa8685
    @alxxa8685 6 лет назад +147

    He betrayed the slap chop *_and_* the Graty

  • @kingdev8493
    @kingdev8493 6 лет назад +221

    0:27 how i exit my house every day

  • @deelim5092
    @deelim5092 5 лет назад +10

    Can we just talk about the fact that he can throw things perfectly

  • @reeganriddiford9947
    @reeganriddiford9947 9 лет назад +473

    Ohh, me so hungry

    • @juju141
      @juju141 6 лет назад +5

      Reegan Riddiford ohh, me so racist

    • @keroppiix
      @keroppiix 6 лет назад

      Karvin nobody likes a joke miser

    • @bigsmonk1v1m99
      @bigsmonk1v1m99 6 лет назад

      Karvin it's not

  • @Niconicoshizuko
    @Niconicoshizuko 8 лет назад +618

    I love it and i have a broken hand

  • @uhh_qilah
    @uhh_qilah 5 лет назад +1030

    Slap Chop: push
    Crank Chop: pull
    Hotel: Trivago
    Edit: Yes, this is dead meme ;-;

  • @Scyth3934
    @Scyth3934 Год назад +2

    Ok this is like the first "ad" that's actually made me want to buy something lol

  • @user-hz8eo8zi6s
    @user-hz8eo8zi6s 5 лет назад +151

    *"I love it and i have a broken hand"*

  • @crying_prince8394
    @crying_prince8394 7 лет назад +953

    *"Oh Me So HuNgRy"*

    • @bryan1282
      @bryan1282 6 лет назад

      LPSmyrrgloshmacnamara for reals money, dat wiz tight! Lol all day everyday gee gee yo! EHA repin

    • @mot5231
      @mot5231 6 лет назад

      Hahaha

    • @orbitarchive346
      @orbitarchive346 6 лет назад +1

      GayDad *avacado*

    • @sungkwanskimbapkidding3563
      @sungkwanskimbapkidding3563 6 лет назад

      He Sounds Like An Asian Girl Saying That

    • @clark3818
      @clark3818 6 лет назад

      He is super racist

  • @EDHBlvd
    @EDHBlvd 7 лет назад +2365

    0:51 oh me so hungry!

  • @Eden13_
    @Eden13_ 5 лет назад +2

    I'm addicted to these videos now, thank you Vince

  • @sunflowerboy9181
    @sunflowerboy9181 7 лет назад +85

    0:25 free air conditioning
    0:51 "oh, miso hungry"
    0:57 what a beautiful baby it is
    1:07 gotta love that gorlic
    1:16 *not wearing a cast when you're hands broken*
    1:18 "I'm a plumber i need to get out quick in the morning"
    1:27 eggs are grate toppings

  • @TheSlayerN
    @TheSlayerN 9 лет назад +617

    Vince, I really like your approach to these infomercials. You're the first pitchman in a long time who commands the viewer's attention.

    • @smileyshelby1060
      @smileyshelby1060 9 лет назад +37

      Definitely! If commercials were more like this I would watch them

    • @DarkeeseLatfiah6
      @DarkeeseLatfiah6 8 лет назад +51

      He's embraced the meme

    • @panzerkiller13
      @panzerkiller13 8 лет назад +38

      Agreed. He and Billy Mays were probably the most entertaining to watch, Billy because he was SO excited and over the top, and Vince because he's snarky, crafty, and frankly hilarious!

    • @knocknockify
      @knocknockify 7 лет назад

      Definitely got my attention when he threw that food processor out the window lol

    • @bins1
      @bins1 7 лет назад

      Vince is his name eh? How ironic...

  • @juancarlosacosta6927
    @juancarlosacosta6927 6 лет назад +268

    Me at 3:00 A.M.
    Let’s get cranky

  • @spurdosparde8197
    @spurdosparde8197 3 года назад +2

    “me so hungry” lmfao protect this man at all costs

  • @theeleanorshellstrop
    @theeleanorshellstrop 7 лет назад +177

    S E Ñ O R I T A S

  • @tommygarson8592
    @tommygarson8592 7 лет назад +129

    I'm a pluma i needta get outta da hous quick in da moahnin

    • @coolname4315
      @coolname4315 6 лет назад +1

      John Gaquin ah wanna mah crank chap

    • @giraffeman326
      @giraffeman326 6 лет назад +3

      John Gaquin I dew lov it, and I havva brokin han

  • @thsllsaturate
    @thsllsaturate 9 лет назад +420

    I gotta get out the house fast there's lots of shit to pump

  • @lynxcrzy4875
    @lynxcrzy4875 4 года назад +8

    For slap chop this is one of the top 10 anime betrayal

  • @realperson9951
    @realperson9951 5 лет назад +739

    0:25 wHeRe ThE hEcK aRe YoU gOnNa PuT tHiS tHiNg?
    *at its funeral*

  • @ilikemesomechunkypeanutbut6278
    @ilikemesomechunkypeanutbut6278 6 лет назад +305

    What if he accidentally didn’t aim right and the processor hit the wall 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @depizzavalt4207
    @depizzavalt4207 7 лет назад +396

    He slicce
    He dicce
    But most importantly
    He *crancc*

  • @IAmInfinitus208
    @IAmInfinitus208 2 года назад +2

    0:27 Just love it how he yeets it outta there!

  • @813_gabe
    @813_gabe 6 лет назад +88

    _and the senoritas~_

  • @arcial17
    @arcial17 6 лет назад +94

    R.I.P. Slap Chop 😭

  • @srawberrypenguins2041
    @srawberrypenguins2041 5 лет назад +60

    So this is where the glass breaking meme came from. In fact this whole video is a meme

  • @retr016
    @retr016 4 года назад +6

    Graty: "Who are you?"
    Food Topper:" I'm you but see-through"

  • @XGhostReignX
    @XGhostReignX 8 лет назад +323

    Gotta say, this is actually a good product.

    • @chamele0nday
      @chamele0nday 8 лет назад +10

      ikr i would definitely make salsa with it

    • @dinkules
      @dinkules 8 лет назад +59

      he generally does sell decent stuff, people only come for his charisma tho

    • @DrKFC69
      @DrKFC69 7 лет назад +6

      Pvt.PretzelLover I agree, huge improvement over the slap chop, not saying the slap chop was bad, that was also a good product, but this just makes it faster and it's more effective

    • @kylemcguire1728
      @kylemcguire1728 7 лет назад +1

      \Enthusiasm/ and his racism don't forget his racism

    • @XGhostReignX
      @XGhostReignX 7 лет назад +1

      Erica 41903 '__________'

  • @me._1502
    @me._1502 5 лет назад +115

    1:25 literally like the cheese grader from slap chop

    • @shadowphantom66
      @shadowphantom66 5 лет назад +6

      Except better cause the graty is only for cheese

    • @me._1502
      @me._1502 5 лет назад +2

      Didn't you just see him grade a boil egg

    • @me._1502
      @me._1502 5 лет назад

      Shadowphantom66 neck myself?

  • @kylefields4040
    @kylefields4040 8 лет назад +131

    and you could put your weed in there

  • @irenemellia9083
    @irenemellia9083 5 лет назад +7

    *"I LOVE IT AND I HAVE A BROKEN HAND"*

  • @bi.fruitsalad
    @bi.fruitsalad 5 лет назад +171

    No one:
    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    RUclips recommendations: CrAnK ChOp

  • @miadrawz421
    @miadrawz421 5 лет назад +2024

    It’s too bulky! where are you ever gonna put this thing? *Y E E T*
    Good lord people I’ve never gotten this many likes 😮 thank you 😊

  • @naenaedmysteries
    @naenaedmysteries 5 лет назад +759

    0:25 thats not really necessary

    • @miztyhxrizon
      @miztyhxrizon 5 лет назад +107

      It was

    • @valentinegraves9446
      @valentinegraves9446 5 лет назад +39

      DON'T MIND ME jUsT fIx It WiTh FlEx TaPe lmao

    • @no4785
      @no4785 5 лет назад +25

      "calm down Vince that's the 80th time you threw the food processor out the window."

    • @collinsfilmingpotato622
      @collinsfilmingpotato622 5 лет назад +9

      It was the most needed thing ever

    • @pluutopluto
      @pluutopluto 5 лет назад +5

      Yes it was u goddamn coward

  • @Alexandergoat123
    @Alexandergoat123 5 лет назад +39

    "This 200$ food processor is like a jigsaw pussel"
    Proceeds to yeet it out of a window

  • @pj1789
    @pj1789 8 лет назад +114

    Never change, Vince.

  • @chrisp986
    @chrisp986 8 лет назад +101

    Oh me so hungry

  • @fxnlltlthegamer7563
    @fxnlltlthegamer7563 6 лет назад +44

    0:28 rip window

  • @doosey6316
    @doosey6316 5 лет назад +24

    "I love it
    *"and I have a broken hand*

  • @ruby_featherstone12
    @ruby_featherstone12 6 лет назад +462

    0:52 I don’t know if that counts as rasist

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 6 лет назад +39

      *racist
      And no its not racist you triggered potato >:v

    • @user-xj1ds6hb3e
      @user-xj1ds6hb3e 6 лет назад +42

      Ruby Featherstone it kind of is but it’s funny

    • @cherrysodaz
      @cherrysodaz 5 лет назад +2

      @@shan4289 how is that not racist?

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 5 лет назад +4

      @@cherrysodaz
      I cant come up with a reason atm
      so you win this argument

    • @cherrysodaz
      @cherrysodaz 5 лет назад +5

      @@shan4289 Ok! I hope you have a nice day. Thanks for not being a jerk!

  • @clouut
    @clouut 5 лет назад +587

    If he would've said that in 2019 this wouldn't go well. 0:51

    • @Nsnp999
      @Nsnp999 5 лет назад +96

      hven. Oh me so offended

    • @huh_rinii
      @huh_rinii 5 лет назад +12

      AHHHHHH WAS THAT MICROAGRESSION???!!!!???W

    • @mv1suales
      @mv1suales 5 лет назад +36

      RIGHT despite being asian i thought it was so funny

    • @ghvgames9255
      @ghvgames9255 5 лет назад

      hven. Agreed

    • @clouut
      @clouut 5 лет назад

      @@mv1suales 10/10

  • @jasminedoan543
    @jasminedoan543 6 лет назад +22

    the plumber part got me

  • @securegrypon6014
    @securegrypon6014 3 года назад +1

    This man can sell gloves to a guy who doesn't have hands

  • @frogs_eatrocks
    @frogs_eatrocks 6 лет назад +216

    1:08 gauolic

  • @Checkpoint2012
    @Checkpoint2012 5 лет назад +18

    “Me so hungry” I love him so much lol

  • @bjornzek
    @bjornzek 7 лет назад +228

    Mom: Is that a bong?
    Me: 0:27 what bong?
    Edit thanks for 1 like

  • @MADMAX839
    @MADMAX839 2 года назад +1

    It’s 12/2022. We need Vince more than ever.

  • @cubecone8833
    @cubecone8833 5 лет назад +264

    0:24 *legend says he used to be a basketball player*
    Edit: this is the most likes I ever got tysm!

    • @sliipegs3441
      @sliipegs3441 5 лет назад +1

      [LazyPea̸nutButter Bo̸i] 😂

    • @paninipirate9619
      @paninipirate9619 5 лет назад

      Victory Royale

    • @telemarketerr
      @telemarketerr 4 года назад

      No problem for the likes what you made is a original comment so you get likes...

  • @funfactsdaily9300
    @funfactsdaily9300 6 лет назад +960

    Slap chop: *comes in* 😱😱😱😱
    Ad guy: wait I can explain!
    Slap chop: so this is why you don’t slap me anymore.
    Crank chop: who’s this
    Slap chop: I'm his girlfriend.
    Crank chop: but I am.
    Looks at ad guy...
    Slap chop: those chunks of flesh and blood...
    Crank chop: feels satisfying...
    End. Or is it?

  • @kaykangaroo
    @kaykangaroo 7 лет назад +479

    Wow! The Best Star Wars movie!

  • @idisplayvelocity7007
    @idisplayvelocity7007 5 лет назад +1

    The only ad I wish it was longer

  • @spinno3238
    @spinno3238 5 лет назад +46

    I actually want this.

  • @shrekstan1601
    @shrekstan1601 5 лет назад +505

    “More salads to lose that weight”
    *Proceeds to intensely rub stomach*
    Me: yes 😎

  • @fruitsnack4893
    @fruitsnack4893 5 лет назад +11

    Little things like this are actually great for people with disabilities. My grandma has a disability that limits the use of her hands and this thing has made her life a lot easier. That’s why I like all of these things. At first glance, they seem unnecessary and silly, but they’re actually really useful.

  • @MeowCat489
    @MeowCat489 5 лет назад +1

    Vince : this food processor is too bulky like a jigsaw puzzle
    Window : IM NOT A PUZZLE PIECE *dies*