Crank Chop Commercial (Original)
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- Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024
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Vince Offer AKA “The ShamWow Guy”
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Vince: Gets out food processor
Window: “Nervous sweating”
think healthy
Lol
If that’s how the window feels, imagine how the processor feels!
*window breaks*
*3 other windows sweating so much*
Slap chop: who are you
Crank chop: I’m u, but cheaper
Im in tears! When they got to the "food topper" i knew this concept seemed familiar 😅🤣
the slap chop is better but the food topper is better than the graty since it's clear
Cool and good
Graty is the exact same
i feel like the crank and slap chop are both better in different situations, but the food topper is undeniably better than the graty.
"ice for margaritas, *and eveN sEnoRiTaS"*
Was waiting for ya
Ohh i love it when you call me...
@@sawanav6499 *sENoRItA*
*I lOvE It WhEn YOu CaLl mE SeNoRiTa*
timmy timmy oh please no, that song is the epitome of trash
'Food Topper': *exists*
'The Graty': Am I a joke to you?
GabulousTV only a true fan would know this
EXACTLY.
tacos
fettuccini
linguine
martini
bikini
R.I.P The SLAP CHOP ™ & THE GRATY™
CRANK IT OR SPANK IT YOUR CHOICE
"Oh me so hungry"
Normal British Fellow 0:52 thank me later...
Thank you
My favorite part lol
Normal British Fellow I’m asian and I’m laughing hard
* "Oh me so racist"
I swear this guy could literally sell me anything
Ikr
So for example if vince was selling crap would you buy it
@@ThatLonelyMeatball depends on how he convinces us
cat
Ikr
Sell your life?
“vegetables for stir fry” *puts on stereotypical asian accent* “oh, me so hungry”
Ariya C since we are talking about Asians, wouldn’t it be, “oh miso hungry”
Ariya C 😂😂
Zane Rios
you do realize asia is not just china, korea and japan ?
@@munc8335 r/whoosh
@@zanebrah hey that's racist
This guy could offer me a rock and will still be convinced to buy it.
100% true
con *vince* d?????
So would I if it’s crack cocaine…
Why? He has the look of a con man.
It's "Shamrock".
Imagine being his neighbor having a BBQ with your family when out of nowhere, a food processor is smashed through his window
Jack Stevens Lmao
THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'M
For the señoritas y’know
Sub Pub suddenly, a muffled “OOOOOOO000000oooooohhh me so hungry!” Comes from the bushes as the new neighbor next door emerges from the bushes, sharpening his chopsticks with a slap sharpener.
Classic Stone Cold Steve Austin.
"This 200 dollar food processor is too bulky."
*Throws it out the window*
That window's gonna be more than 200 to fix.
*N O W T H A T ‘ S A L O T O F D A M A G E*
Christopher Thanks for repeating what everyone heard already
Christopher I mean that’s one place to put it
"Where the heck are you ever gonna put this thing?"
Some people get hyped up over new rap albums... I'm always just waiting for the new Vince Offer commercial.
hahahahaha me too
+Bob Papadopoulos or the vince offer commercial for a rap album...
+VenomStryker And this one seemed ripe for double entendre too.Vince: "Crank chop- tell your wife to wrap her hand around my crank and give it a tug. She's gonna have fun!"
Bob Papadopoulos same
bob, me too, me too. not waiting for anymore jass...
"And we all know who makes this"
*points at a grater with a band-aid*
shumchum thank you! I’ve been looking for this comment.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?????????
@@denugs1242 yeah, I didnt get it either. It would have made more sense had he said: "and we all know WHAT HAPPENS TO WHOEVER USES THIS !"
@@denugs1242 He’s implying that the band-aid manufacturers make graters so that you will have to buy more. It was pretty obvious.
YEAH JUST SAY "ME SO HUNGRY" YOU WILL KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM
“I’m a plumber I have to get out fast in the morning”
*what does that have to do with anything*
He has to get breakfast fast in the Morning to get to work
For naughty America 😂😂😂
Make food before you go to bed
It's a thing plumbers do they meet in a secret location early in the morning and chant stuff about pipes and jack each other off, it's a trade secret they'll kill me if they find out I told you this
Sickest-NoSCOPEZandWEED-420 “they’ll kill me if they find out I told you this” lmao
What the heck does being a plumber have to do with it?
He need to get out quick in the morning
Because he has to get out the house quick unlike other jobs
+DrBirdski LMAO
+DrBirdski Got loads of sh*t to unclog.
he's seen shit that will turn you white
“i love it, and i have a broken hand!”
😭
Sometimes I wonder how she was forced to try the product with a broken arm
Very fast. I'm a plumber, I gotta get outta the house quick in the morning!
@@marcarthurclarete9126 plot twist : she haven't had a broken arm
@@cypherusuh :0
@@nafreal no way! Why would an ads used paid actor?! That would be preposterous!
I just watched an Ad before I could voluntarily watch an Ad.
*Well Played*
“I’m a plumber. I gotta git outta da house quick in da morning.”
mAmA mIA
All those gumbas aren't gonna stomp themselves
'ey took ma JUB!
Zebra Corner will also join the review
pluma
"oh, me so hungry"
*uses chopsticks in asian*
Max Rostaing i mean he’s just being stereotypical
@@maxamphetamines I'm pretty sure you were the only butthurt idiot here. Learn to not take things
so seriously.
유지ShoEn thank you lmfaooo
Max Rostaing if it were racist it wouldn’t be a fucking commercial. it’s just a joke dude calm down 😔
*bad asian accent*
Did anyone else start seeing these in their recommendations and then down this Rabbit Hole of weird infomercials
Currently 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly
Yes. Some weird shit comes up in my recommended
Yeah...
Yeah
The paid actors are like.
" oh wow".
"Amazing"
" I love it, and I have a broken hand"
WHAT
“I’m a plumber. I need to get out of the house quick in the morning”
Hahahaha
She's not wrong.
Ice for great margaritas
*and the SENORITAS*
Vik Nik Señoritas*****
LMAO
FBI: Hmmmm......interesting
*_ñ_*
Ñ
We have a window. What are we gonna do with it?
Vince: *Smiles*
Window: *Chuckles* Im in danger.
A N D T H E S E I N I O R R I T H A S
I guess the news about him beating up a hooker just passed by..🤦🏻♀️
"Where the heck are you gonna put this thing?"
*throws out window*
TheJennaGames I guess he found a spot
0:27 T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E
Rawr Rawr *HOW BOUT LIL MORE*
Wrong ad bois.
TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE...
I THREW A FOOD PROCESSOR AT A WINDOW!
@@johndevanwayne4272 and repair it with only flex tape ( with power of zeus added)
*now that's alot of damage*
“I love it
AnD I hAvE a BroKen hAnd”
I'm a plumber and i get to go out quick in the morning
@@leomarescotti672 that one made me laugh so hard!!!!!
I laughed so hard when he threw the processor through the window 😂
Logan Colby how to properly exit school on the last day
_ItsIsaac lol
_ItsIsaac lol yes
I was about to write, 'the company just wasted $200 for the food processor that's just gonna be thrown out'.
me too when i first saw an undertale vine about this
"Where the heck are you ever gonna put this thing"
"Well i mean you could just put it in a cab-"
*smash*
"Yeah or out the window"
'I'm a plumber I need to hurry up and get out in the mornings'
Me: why?
Plumbing emergencies
You never know who flooded their toilet with poo like 4 in the morning.
He’s got a princess to save dude!
Plumbers don't wear ties, didn't you hear?
Lmao😂
When that food proccessor went out the window I combusted
Slap Chop called after seeing this vid. She wants a divorce.
Hahaha.
I hear she married Phil swift and his *F L E X T A P E*
And also payments for graty
Lol
I love how 90% of the comments are about "me so hungry"
where the heck are you ever gonna put this thing!?
*chucks food processor out window*
Ella Blue my friend called Ella
*Hits girl and dies*
*YEET*
"Yeah man, just put it out there!"
I thought he was just gonna put it under the kitchen counter gently.
This food processor is like a jigsaw puzzle. It’s too bulky. Where the heck are you ever gonna put this thing *throws perfectly good food processor out the window*
Well I guess there’s one place to put it
ruclips.net/video/FqWgTM4di4s/видео.html tossed the slap chop imitator in the sink,
1:31
Tacos
Fettuccine
Linguine
Martini
Bikini
LiamChaun bikini 👙🤣
🅱️ikini
You got that from the slap chop commercial
@@isaaclitan3907 thats the joke
Oh🤦♂️
0:23 basically me with life so far
Nice pfp
I don’t get it
@TheAtticAddict
I’m so done with life I wanna throw it out the window :)
"I'm a plumber, I need to get out of the house quick in the morning"
Gotta cut them copper tubes somehow
Out of the house into the outhouse.
0:27 dat got yeeted outta da window
Isn’t that damaging property that’s not yours?
But still, Don’t do this at home unless you want to end up with a broken window and glass on the floor
dragonbeast 21 the pat tense of yeet is yote
Please keep this at 420 likes pleaseeee
YEET
dragonbeast 21 *YEET*
I'm a plumber I need to get out fast in the morning
Hahaha. Laughed so hard at that comment.
+Spooncer Amma pumba, ah needa getattah da house quik inda mawning
+Mazzocchi Good for crushing bugs I'm sure
+Mazzocchi hahahahahah
Was that an Italian accent I heard? If so, is he related to the Mario brothers?
“I’m a plumber I need to get out of the house quick in the morning”
Uhh... ok, cool...
I'm sick and tired and of homework that's it
0:27
Hayden TehKid THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS 🤣
@@ilikemesomechunkypeanutbut6278 it was meant to be
Hayden TehKid lol
0:28
Hayden TehKid Me when I come back to school lmao
wHerE tHe hECk aRE yOu goNNa pUT THis tHIng *breaks window*
Continues like nothing ever happened
0:27 WhErE tHe HeCk ArE yOu pUt THiS thInG
*chucks it out of the window*
@Videos RANDOM :v lol
To show you the power of flex tape....
I THREW A FOOD PROCESSOR OUT OF A WINDOW
@@johndevanwayne4272 NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE
This Guy and Phil Swift Are the only salesmen I'm Willing to watch
Dont forget billy mays
Kangdide billy Mays died
@@WesternSouthDakotaRailfan2006
It doesn't fucking matter.
All you do is toss and go.
And Anthony Sullivan
what kind of slap chop is this?
WolfWood crank that chop
Darude:Sandstorm
WolfWood you mean ShamWow
The not-my nuts version
The Big One ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He betrayed the slap chop *_and_* the Graty
ikr
These are sister company
0:27 how i exit my house every day
Fuck you must spend a LOT on windows every day
@@PlatinumEagleStudios ;)gaylord69;)
@@PlatinumEagleStudios no he spends a lot on flex tape not windows
Sameee
@@theirishrepublic6130 I just fell in love with u... flex tape is life
Can we just talk about the fact that he can throw things perfectly
Ohh, me so hungry
Reegan Riddiford ohh, me so racist
Karvin nobody likes a joke miser
Karvin it's not
I love it and i have a broken hand
I’m a plumber and I need to get out quick in the morning
Nicole K 1:14 there...
Lol
Nicole K oh miso hungry
Nicole K will you be ok?
Slap Chop: push
Crank Chop: pull
Hotel: Trivago
Edit: Yes, this is dead meme ;-;
I hate the trivago ads
@@edgoncalves9041 k den
In have trivago ads on Arabian by a Korean guy that's very silly
@@syncgamingfan5535 omg
Trivago is never dead.
Ok this is like the first "ad" that's actually made me want to buy something lol
*"I love it and i have a broken hand"*
Thats nice
Nice
:D stop
Noice
*"Oh Me So HuNgRy"*
LPSmyrrgloshmacnamara for reals money, dat wiz tight! Lol all day everyday gee gee yo! EHA repin
Hahaha
GayDad *avacado*
He Sounds Like An Asian Girl Saying That
He is super racist
0:51 oh me so hungry!
Rediscover Film fuck you
Kirby SHUT UP!
Oh, me so racist.
Karvin why talk this
Rediscover Film hehehe
I'm addicted to these videos now, thank you Vince
0:25 free air conditioning
0:51 "oh, miso hungry"
0:57 what a beautiful baby it is
1:07 gotta love that gorlic
1:16 *not wearing a cast when you're hands broken*
1:18 "I'm a plumber i need to get out quick in the morning"
1:27 eggs are grate toppings
Sea_Plays :3 she has a cast
GameChanger72 _ thats an ace bandage
?
Baby cute
Im a plumber xD
Vince, I really like your approach to these infomercials. You're the first pitchman in a long time who commands the viewer's attention.
Definitely! If commercials were more like this I would watch them
He's embraced the meme
Agreed. He and Billy Mays were probably the most entertaining to watch, Billy because he was SO excited and over the top, and Vince because he's snarky, crafty, and frankly hilarious!
Definitely got my attention when he threw that food processor out the window lol
Vince is his name eh? How ironic...
Me at 3:00 A.M.
Let’s get cranky
Oh boy 3 a.m.!
What is up my cranky crew
I'm sorry
oh boi!
Juan Carlos Acosta it’s 4:15 for me
Juan Carlos Acosta holy shit same
“me so hungry” lmfao protect this man at all costs
S E Ñ O R I T A S
I'm a pluma i needta get outta da hous quick in da moahnin
John Gaquin ah wanna mah crank chap
John Gaquin I dew lov it, and I havva brokin han
I gotta get out the house fast there's lots of shit to pump
Lol!
For slap chop this is one of the top 10 anime betrayal
0:25 wHeRe ThE hEcK aRe YoU gOnNa PuT tHiS tHiNg?
*at its funeral*
The Exotic lol also though a window.
Lol
Which one the processor or the windowb
Sad :,^
What if he accidentally didn’t aim right and the processor hit the wall 😂😂😂😂😂😂
New wall restarted video and then wet dream😍😩
😂
Just use the Glory Hole Repair
*FleX TaPE*
Don't worry, *he's been practicing for that*
He slicce
He dicce
But most importantly
He *crancc*
Sascha Wegkamp that’s poor
He dice ice
*me so hungry*
😐
Sascha Wegkamp no didnt make sense
0:27 Just love it how he yeets it outta there!
_and the senoritas~_
R.I.P. Slap Chop 😭
So this is where the glass breaking meme came from. In fact this whole video is a meme
Graty: "Who are you?"
Food Topper:" I'm you but see-through"
Gotta say, this is actually a good product.
ikr i would definitely make salsa with it
he generally does sell decent stuff, people only come for his charisma tho
Pvt.PretzelLover I agree, huge improvement over the slap chop, not saying the slap chop was bad, that was also a good product, but this just makes it faster and it's more effective
\Enthusiasm/ and his racism don't forget his racism
Erica 41903 '__________'
1:25 literally like the cheese grader from slap chop
Except better cause the graty is only for cheese
Didn't you just see him grade a boil egg
Shadowphantom66 neck myself?
and you could put your weed in there
kyle fields 😂😂😂
kyle fields deadass you gave my an idea
*"I LOVE IT AND I HAVE A BROKEN HAND"*
No one:
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
RUclips recommendations: CrAnK ChOp
But......
"OH ME SO HUNGRY"
Yep.
Tali J AND SLAP CHOP
It’s too bulky! where are you ever gonna put this thing? *Y E E T*
Good lord people I’ve never gotten this many likes 😮 thank you 😊
Through the window apparently
😂😂😂😂😂
You took my comment
Just in Time sorry I didn’t see it 😅
@@miadrawz421 oh it's ok
0:25 thats not really necessary
It was
DON'T MIND ME jUsT fIx It WiTh FlEx TaPe lmao
"calm down Vince that's the 80th time you threw the food processor out the window."
It was the most needed thing ever
Yes it was u goddamn coward
"This 200$ food processor is like a jigsaw pussel"
Proceeds to yeet it out of a window
Did you mean puzzle
@@nonexistent5456 english is not my native language my guy
@@Alexandergoat123 oof
This made me lol
@@rhiannonmartin9242 i apriciate it
Never change, Vince.
Oh me so hungry
some racist shit
0:28 rip window
"I love it
*"and I have a broken hand*
0:52 I don’t know if that counts as rasist
*racist
And no its not racist you triggered potato >:v
Ruby Featherstone it kind of is but it’s funny
@@shan4289 how is that not racist?
@@cherrysodaz
I cant come up with a reason atm
so you win this argument
@@shan4289 Ok! I hope you have a nice day. Thanks for not being a jerk!
If he would've said that in 2019 this wouldn't go well. 0:51
hven. Oh me so offended
AHHHHHH WAS THAT MICROAGRESSION???!!!!???W
RIGHT despite being asian i thought it was so funny
hven. Agreed
@@mv1suales 10/10
the plumber part got me
This man can sell gloves to a guy who doesn't have hands
1:08 gauolic
Gahlik
*Gawlic*
Goolic
Pineapple Cutie u fucked up u idiot
@@Insidejokesgamin Did you really need to be a bitch about it?
“Me so hungry” I love him so much lol
Mom: Is that a bong?
Me: 0:27 what bong?
Edit thanks for 1 like
lol
50th like
Anze a
Anze “thanks for 1 like” lol
is it me or he is saying fuck this thing with the blender?! XD
It’s 12/2022. We need Vince more than ever.
0:24 *legend says he used to be a basketball player*
Edit: this is the most likes I ever got tysm!
[LazyPea̸nutButter Bo̸i] 😂
Victory Royale
No problem for the likes what you made is a original comment so you get likes...
Slap chop: *comes in* 😱😱😱😱
Ad guy: wait I can explain!
Slap chop: so this is why you don’t slap me anymore.
Crank chop: who’s this
Slap chop: I'm his girlfriend.
Crank chop: but I am.
Looks at ad guy...
Slap chop: those chunks of flesh and blood...
Crank chop: feels satisfying...
End. Or is it?
continuation pls?
That -weird- normal girl. You got it
Ok ok
then they're son galic comes in like "daddy mommy ?"
The graty comes in
Wow! The Best Star Wars movie!
Kay Kangaroo The Crank Awakens
Kay Kangaroo I don‘t get it...
i see why
?
Furry
The only ad I wish it was longer
I actually want this.
Yeah
“More salads to lose that weight”
*Proceeds to intensely rub stomach*
Me: yes 😎
que homie?
Little things like this are actually great for people with disabilities. My grandma has a disability that limits the use of her hands and this thing has made her life a lot easier. That’s why I like all of these things. At first glance, they seem unnecessary and silly, but they’re actually really useful.
Vince : this food processor is too bulky like a jigsaw puzzle
Window : IM NOT A PUZZLE PIECE *dies*