Weekend Update: Guy Who Just Bought a Boat on Dating - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @hg82met
    @hg82met 5 лет назад +1130

    It's not only a great skit but you know Alex Moffat puts in the hours to practice this one - not a single mistake in delivery.

    • @malovina
      @malovina Год назад +7

      And separately he is absolutely dreamy

    • @User_87937
      @User_87937 11 месяцев назад +2

      Or maybe it just comes naturally to him 😂

    • @b-dub6865
      @b-dub6865 7 месяцев назад

      Plus, he wasn’t talking a fast as he usually did when he first started this bit.

  • @mercyxmutual
    @mercyxmutual 4 года назад +1562

    The phrase “Aye-aye, Captain Blackout reporting for booty” lives rent free in my head

    • @niftythegoblin
      @niftythegoblin 3 года назад +12

      SAME. I replayed it just to see if I actually heard right and now that Ik I have, I cannot stop thinking about it

    • @Elmalo601
      @Elmalo601 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Nolan33177
      @Nolan33177 7 месяцев назад

      Well if you know how to get rent I got shit up there that is backed up for decades. Has to be in the 6 figures and I'm taking myself to court.

  • @andiewyatt7902
    @andiewyatt7902 7 лет назад +1067

    For some reason that d-bag character is really starting to grow on me. Alex Moffiat is talented and excellent addition to the SNL cast. I love his Eric Trump impressions.

    • @stevenhaas9622
      @stevenhaas9622 4 года назад +7

      the Eric Trump impression and the Douchebag character are the same.

    • @toddpinkstonisgod
      @toddpinkstonisgod 4 года назад +7

      herrdoktorprofessor Not really.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +14

      @@stevenhaas9622 No. Alex plays Eric Trump like a little kid.

    • @Gibbypastrami
      @Gibbypastrami 3 года назад +7

      @@stevenhaas9622 nah bruh, he plays Eric like a toddler with dementia

    • @CUStudioFilms
      @CUStudioFilms 3 года назад +3

      "For some reason that d-bag character is really starting to grow on me." I don't know much about the dating scene, but this character seems like he's based on real guys. And like they say at the end, they're Everywhere. So you've probably met guys like this. This character is Genius because he's Real. I can only imagine how girls handle this type of guy.
      Then again, I think some women actually fall for them because they get drawn in by the charm. They Are smooth. For some women, that's all it takes. Especially when you're drunk and horny. So be careful ladies. Make sure you've got a friend you can trust who can stop you when you get a little too relaxed, and guys like this start to look Good LOL
      TRUTH. From The Cheap Bastards :)

  • @rocketyank
    @rocketyank 5 лет назад +570

    I’ve never been the same since I first heard “ve-hic man-slaw”. It changed me.

    • @ayushisinha8487
      @ayushisinha8487 4 года назад +1

      What does it mean?

    • @blues.baseball.badanxiety
      @blues.baseball.badanxiety 4 года назад +8

      @@ayushisinha8487 vehicular manslaughter

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 2 года назад +1

      @@ayushisinha8487 Vehicular Manslaughter. They killed someone with their car and left the country.

    • @jumanaisntfunny
      @jumanaisntfunny 2 года назад +4

      @@ayushisinha8487 vehicular manslaughter

  • @ABRASILERA17
    @ABRASILERA17 7 лет назад +651

    This is brilliant. Best douche bag language ever lmao. “Semesti abro bro in the Barcelon-zone” yessss

  • @cheloworld4252
    @cheloworld4252 5 лет назад +710

    When Ryan Gosling said “I’m terrible at sex” he started laughing. Even he couldn’t believe it.😂

  • @acleverley
    @acleverley Год назад +526

    Amazing that this skit got Ryan Gosling cast in his highest grossing movie of all time (Barbie). He really shows his comedy chops in this

    • @NessaH
      @NessaH Год назад +26

      I just read that article, came here to watch this again lol.

    • @lukechaplin3029
      @lukechaplin3029 Год назад +8

      SAME

    • @benrom916
      @benrom916 Год назад +20

      This one along with Papyrus.

    • @81Point2
      @81Point2 Год назад +10

      Wait what? This sketch got him cast? Not even The Nice Guys or anything like that?

    • @lilysophiaax
      @lilysophiaax Год назад +14

      @@81Point2his performance in the nice guys is incredible 😭

  • @MichaelLKW-Fahrer
    @MichaelLKW-Fahrer 7 лет назад +4008

    I thought my headphones were broken lol

    • @s.k.18
      @s.k.18 7 лет назад +73

      Michael Tube Saame I was about to freak out

    • @Poop-vt3fz
      @Poop-vt3fz 7 лет назад +14

      Same

    • @nastyak8940
      @nastyak8940 7 лет назад +18

      Michael Tube I freaked out for a second

    • @tylerrunge2793
      @tylerrunge2793 7 лет назад +8

      Michael Tube all their videos do this now

    • @Acw279
      @Acw279 7 лет назад +5

      Michael Tube I thought maybe I just couldn’t hear lol

  • @iterativegrowth
    @iterativegrowth 7 лет назад +209

    Used to hang around a marina quite a bit - this is spot on.

  • @peabody9913
    @peabody9913 7 лет назад +1469

    I just want my ringtone to be Ryan Gosling saying "I'm terrible at sex."

    • @cl759
      @cl759 5 лет назад +5

      ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 4 года назад +36

      Imagine being in a quiet restaurant and that goes off 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leilamangelsdorf1285
      @leilamangelsdorf1285 4 года назад

      Isn't Ryan Gosling.

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 3 года назад

      Lmao bruh 😂😂😂

    • @ThuperThtuff
      @ThuperThtuff 3 года назад +3

      For a bit my text message tone was a clip from Whitest Kids U Know, "Do NOT. shoot. your meatloaf."

  • @biodigitaljazz1
    @biodigitaljazz1 4 года назад +328

    "Try not to get lost at C Jost"
    Lost on this audience

    • @malovina
      @malovina 3 года назад +2

      Translation please lol lost on me as well 😂

    • @mialovesherself420
      @mialovesherself420 3 года назад +2

      @@malovina i think it means try not to get lost at sea (c) jost . cause colin jost

    • @jemonthebrain
      @jemonthebrain 2 года назад +1

      Ahhhhhh I just got it 🤣

    • @johncornwell6920
      @johncornwell6920 7 месяцев назад

      To be fair, this is so packed with word play I don't know how anybody gets all of it on the first pass. Incredible

  • @jojopemb2218
    @jojopemb2218 6 лет назад +127

    As an NYC resident, I can 100% attest to the accuracy of this. The majority of young guys who are Soho House members act JUST like this lol

  • @officialkentherapper
    @officialkentherapper Год назад +113

    Greta Gerwig the GOAT for getting inspired by this

  • @LisaWatsonFilm
    @LisaWatsonFilm 7 лет назад +794

    "Mine's legit horrible" LOL I have no idea why this is so hilarious😂😂

  • @knotationmusic
    @knotationmusic 5 лет назад +101

    Ryan Gossling with sunglasses, smiling is fucking hilarious to me.

  • @NEMZOOO
    @NEMZOOO 7 лет назад +70

    The smile on Ryan goslings face after he says "I'm terrible at sex" gives me life.

  • @Marvelite
    @Marvelite Год назад +38

    Who's here after they found out that this sketch got Ryan casted in Barbie?

  • @klowen29
    @klowen29 3 года назад +19

    The abbreviating EVERY word is everything!😂

  • @SS-rw2pc
    @SS-rw2pc 7 лет назад +1517

    Please make this a reoccurring sketch

    • @muraddiab6393
      @muraddiab6393 7 лет назад +18

      Lola Bolarianista this was Alex Moffatt's second time doing this character

    • @SS-rw2pc
      @SS-rw2pc 7 лет назад +6

      Murad Diab I know I meant that I want them to do it even more cause it’s that funny

    • @bradyarmstrong811
      @bradyarmstrong811 7 лет назад +8

      Recurring

    • @danmagoo
      @danmagoo 7 лет назад

      Please, please don't. Kevin Nealon did the subliminal routine better, and it wasn't funny then, either.

    • @Sebring786
      @Sebring786 7 лет назад +2

      Yes yes yesss

  • @thebeesknees2762
    @thebeesknees2762 7 лет назад +73

    I could watch an hour of just this.

  • @samiam8433
    @samiam8433 Год назад +43

    guy who just joined seems like the type of person to say mojo dojo casa house

  • @scottyp7796
    @scottyp7796 6 лет назад +91

    I didnt think this was that funny until i work under a boss who is just like these guys. Now i watch this everytime he gets to my head. No matter if its office hour or not

  • @lazaromurad322
    @lazaromurad322 7 месяцев назад +15

    just learned today that this Ryan Gosling performance made Gretta Gerwig decided he was going to play Ken in Barbie, wild.

  • @lilyusi
    @lilyusi 7 лет назад +176

    "broth from anoth moth"........interesting

  • @MissKR25
    @MissKR25 7 лет назад +56

    Colin's facial expressions are everything in this sketch omg

  • @GreatFlamingEyebrows_
    @GreatFlamingEyebrows_ 7 лет назад +194

    I fucking love the guy who bought a boat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @itsjustdorian8927
    @itsjustdorian8927 7 лет назад +424

    "I can go three pumps at tops"

    • @Littleathquakes
      @Littleathquakes 7 лет назад +8

      Dorian McCormick "I can go three pumps, tops"

    • @milesdewey4532
      @milesdewey4532 4 года назад

      Littleathquakes you just replied his comment🤨?

  • @cheerfuljuan
    @cheerfuljuan 7 лет назад +513

    Oh look, it's the frat guys I go to college with!

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover 3 года назад +3

      Hated those guys in high school too😠

  • @cabellero1120
    @cabellero1120 7 лет назад +105

    I lost it when he said "my dong sucks!"...LMAO!! "I'm horrible at sex!"...cracked up!!

  • @bryleacloud2316
    @bryleacloud2316 7 лет назад +593

    Anyone else think Ryan sounded and looked like Scott Disick?

    • @sojay1322
      @sojay1322 7 лет назад +9

      Brylea Cloud That's exactly what I was thinking!!😂

    • @emilywinkler9801
      @emilywinkler9801 6 лет назад +7

      I think that might be who he's going for, didn't he used to wear a sweater like that back in the gap?

    • @milla8826
      @milla8826 6 лет назад +1

      @@emilywinkler9801 Yeah

    • @michellemabelle8298
      @michellemabelle8298 5 лет назад

      Actually though

    • @irh1606
      @irh1606 4 года назад +1

      He sounds and looks like my rich douchey cousin

  • @alyssia777
    @alyssia777 7 месяцев назад +4

    Really grateful that this gave us our Ken

  • @sagelatte
    @sagelatte 7 лет назад +366

    Why is Alex Moffat so attractive? I can’t help but swoon for the guy. 🤣

  • @CyckOne
    @CyckOne 5 лет назад +14

    "I have a shameful schwanz." My god, the line delivery there. 🤣

  • @puertoricandebutante
    @puertoricandebutante 5 лет назад +33

    When it comes to watering holes, nothing get the holes watering like...
    DEAD I DIED IM DEAD

  • @steffnic13
    @steffnic13 4 года назад +12

    Che laughing in the background and Ryan biting his lip not to laugh. 😂🙏🏻🙌🏻

  • @dinh5532
    @dinh5532 7 лет назад +34

    Alex Moffat is so charming to me! Even when he's being funny. =)

  • @emezax23
    @emezax23 7 лет назад +92

    "Reporting for booty"...lmao

  • @kathinman
    @kathinman 7 лет назад +156

    god i love these guys

  • @RachMonPhoebs
    @RachMonPhoebs 7 месяцев назад +6

    This is the sketch that inspired Greta Gerwig to cast Ryan as Ken.

  • @iWillbe90
    @iWillbe90 7 лет назад +105

    Such a gimmicky premise, yet it is funny throughout. Strong writing.

  • @LisaMichele
    @LisaMichele 7 лет назад +40

    "And it usually is" legit Lol

  • @Samantha-nx6sz
    @Samantha-nx6sz 7 месяцев назад +8

    Who’s here after aryan Gosling played Ken in the Barbie movie? 😁😂

  • @har5814
    @har5814 Год назад +12

    This is Ken right here 😂

  • @kennislora
    @kennislora 7 лет назад +21

    "Semestey a bro-bro " was like a harsh flashback to frat boys in college

  • @eveverm
    @eveverm 6 лет назад +26

    “Semesti abro bro in the barcelone zone” I love this so much

  • @JeremyLeech
    @JeremyLeech 6 месяцев назад +4

    This is what got Ryan Gosling Ken.

  • @jennifersantillana9738
    @jennifersantillana9738 5 лет назад +6

    Those 2 are ridiculous together lmao 😂😂😂

  • @klo632
    @klo632 7 лет назад +372

    The way they talked kind of reminded me of Amir from Jake and Amir from college humor...just me ? Great

    • @dwsja
      @dwsja 7 лет назад +12

      I was thinking that too! Gosling and Jake & Amir, it was like two of my fav things coming together

    • @klo632
      @klo632 7 лет назад +2

      dwsja good I'm glad I'm not alone in my thinking

    • @henkdetank5253
      @henkdetank5253 7 лет назад +8

      It’s like they wrote it xD

    • @Bitchtheman
      @Bitchtheman 7 лет назад +31

      Sarah schneider writes for snl

    • @maddiehansen5661
      @maddiehansen5661 7 лет назад +8

      diva roach!! i'm beefing!!

  • @conniemartin4878
    @conniemartin4878 4 года назад +5

    "A little rib for their pleasure." OMG!!

  • @icu625
    @icu625 Год назад +9

    He's just Ken

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 5 лет назад +13

    This is such an underrated character.

  • @sarah3796
    @sarah3796 3 года назад +10

    These two are brilliant. More please

  • @BriskxRawr.
    @BriskxRawr. 6 лет назад +6

    I love it when Ryan Gosling whispers into my left ear

  • @Andeavor
    @Andeavor 7 лет назад +70

    My left ear needs a shower now.

  • @JoaqMan
    @JoaqMan 7 лет назад +180

    She won't say no because of the implication.

    • @meredythwithay5187
      @meredythwithay5187 6 лет назад +10

      Joaq Wizard Phoenix who could say no to the golden god

    • @johnbrown9641
      @johnbrown9641 5 лет назад +7

      wait so we are goin to hurt the ladies....

    • @darryl2542
      @darryl2542 5 лет назад +16

      You mean "the implicashe". Try and keep up, bro.

    • @rohitschauhanitbhu
      @rohitschauhanitbhu 3 года назад

      And if she does, Dennis will come down on her like the gust of a thousand winds

  • @LilTRoberts1000
    @LilTRoberts1000 7 лет назад +554

    I miss Stefon

  • @shruticute
    @shruticute Год назад +5

    **sniffs** that’s..that’s my Ken right there

  • @stephyoung3874
    @stephyoung3874 6 лет назад +12

    Anyone who has grown up in the northern Chicago suburbs can immediately recognize this character 10/10
    Such a good little Winnetka boi

  • @moviegal6000
    @moviegal6000 6 лет назад +6

    I had the exact same reaction as Colin when he explained rooftop bar and I LOVE rooftop bars.

  • @sm-yu7dt
    @sm-yu7dt Год назад +9

    KENERGY

  • @nischalprajapati6157
    @nischalprajapati6157 7 лет назад +91

    why is Alex Moffat so hot

    • @chelyvo
      @chelyvo 6 лет назад +5

      Nischal Prajapati I was wondering the same thing

    • @jihyoholic1386
      @jihyoholic1386 4 года назад +1

      Ikr

  • @chelyvo
    @chelyvo 6 лет назад +308

    Anyone else crushing on Alex Moffat? He's so hot 😍

  • @ATLcentury334
    @ATLcentury334 3 года назад +11

    Many years ago, I was a waiter at a high end restaurant. jack asses like this were a pretty regular thing. We were in the Entertainment Book club back then. Each restaurant had their own rules about how the discount could be applied to the check. One night I had a table of 4 who had 2 cards to use for one check. Of course the 2 men had a problem with how the discount worked. One of the them started to say “I’m a lawyer........”, to which I answered, “And I’m your waiter” I had the rule page from the book in my pocket to use in situations like this, “And these are the rules for use of your card” and then I dropped the sentence that left everyone at the table cracking up, I said “And this lower amount, doesn’t include a tip, you tip on the original amount”, I shook his hand and walked away. I heard his wife laughing and say, “I guess he told you”. I saw them put cash in the booklet and leave. They over tipped and I never saw them again, thank god.

  • @Datkripleguy
    @Datkripleguy 5 лет назад +144

    Who's here after Ryan Reynolds play friend of the owner?

  • @AdamxApple94
    @AdamxApple94 5 лет назад +16

    These guys are from Fairfield County Connecticut

  • @steffnic13
    @steffnic13 5 лет назад +4

    Been far too long since I heard Gosling use the word schvantz. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @maeganbryant3957
    @maeganbryant3957 Год назад +5

    Thus, Ken was born

  • @neriss
    @neriss Год назад +10

    ken blueprint

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott Год назад +5

      literally. Greta Gerwig confirmed it to Deadline

  • @SamRaycraft
    @SamRaycraft 7 лет назад +26

    Alex has been doing great on the show

  • @hollygamble15
    @hollygamble15 4 года назад +1

    nothing gets THE HOLES WATERING

  • @hydekins2
    @hydekins2 7 лет назад +34

    Good duo, loved this sketch

  • @KenCharlesMX
    @KenCharlesMX 3 года назад +18

    Gosling and Moffat killing it with dating advice while you suddenly realize that Colin actually married Scarlett Johansson!

  • @icecreamonf1re626
    @icecreamonf1re626 5 лет назад +4

    i love this character 😭😭

  • @nugal9320
    @nugal9320 7 лет назад +4

    'And it usually is 🤜🏻🤛🏻' 😂😂😂

  • @ericjamieson
    @ericjamieson 6 лет назад +7

    "Yeah we were involved-ish in a little vehic manslaught, if ya know what I mean." lol.

    • @brandonfloreslewis
      @brandonfloreslewis 2 года назад

      I have no idea what that means and I've been scanning the comments for an answer

  • @MaliceInCandyland
    @MaliceInCandyland 11 месяцев назад +2

    You gotta be a member to get in the Mojo Dojo Casa House.

  • @FrancesBaconandEggs
    @FrancesBaconandEggs 5 лет назад +4

    Colin’s face at 0:37 LMFAO

  • @suzihern21
    @suzihern21 7 лет назад +12

    “reporting for booty” 😂

  • @bielbri3972
    @bielbri3972 4 года назад +4

    "tu dongo is trasho"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @loam
    @loam 7 лет назад +8

    The way they tell their weaknesses with such overproud faces just killed me :))))

  • @margaretkennedy2520
    @margaretkennedy2520 7 лет назад +34

    Guys like this sat next to me at the bar last week. It took them 10 minutes to order a drink.

  • @cyrenec9316
    @cyrenec9316 2 года назад +4

    this. THIS made ryan made it to be the perfect ken cast for a live action barbie HAHAHAHAH

  • @yami3071
    @yami3071 7 месяцев назад +2

    That’s my Ken!

  • @AIRWOLFMovie
    @AIRWOLFMovie 7 лет назад +23

    Saturday Night Left ear.

  • @leilaniaperson1990
    @leilaniaperson1990 7 лет назад +8

    I legit almost threw away my headphones thinking they were broken.

  • @graeyamanita
    @graeyamanita Год назад +4

    "I'm terrible at sex" proof???

    • @ethan4sias
      @ethan4sias Год назад +1

      practice makes perfect 🤭

  • @christinacatalano2326
    @christinacatalano2326 7 лет назад +10

    Alex 😍

  • @nicekingandqueen
    @nicekingandqueen Год назад +21

    Who's here because of Barbie?

  • @hellowendy1029
    @hellowendy1029 3 года назад +2

    Major props to wardrobe here!

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 3 года назад +2

    2:55 is hysterical

  • @SDXStudio
    @SDXStudio 2 года назад +2

    I just finished watching "The Big Short" and man, my faith in humanity is at an all time low. Then, I pop on RUclips, and who shows up but Ryan Gosling in a Guy Who Just Bought A Boat. Thank you Ryan, for restoring my faith for a few minutes.

  • @nugal9320
    @nugal9320 7 лет назад +2

    'Quality frage' got me 😂

  • @irenes2702
    @irenes2702 8 месяцев назад +1

    Said the guy who bought a ferry hahahahah

  • @aishwaryachaudhary2933
    @aishwaryachaudhary2933 4 года назад +5

    This is funnier than ryan Reynolds's

  • @bashirahsalami3408
    @bashirahsalami3408 3 года назад +1

    Cologne, Jost😂

  • @bamse1618
    @bamse1618 4 года назад +1

    She will be saying those magic words, "Is it in yet" LOL.

  • @andagain9826
    @andagain9826 7 лет назад +4

    I totes remember these guys from primary school. They haven't changed a bit.

  • @kimberlyn81
    @kimberlyn81 Год назад

    “Semester abro-abro in the Barcelone-zone” - truly poetic 😆😆

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bruh i was so happy to see Ryan 😂❤

  • @ummmidunno8308
    @ummmidunno8308 6 лет назад +2

    I was soooooooo hoping that they would bring this back this summer! There's soooooo much more drama this summer!