This is how you DONT play Kingdom Hearts 2 (Mirror)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024
  • Mirror of SebastapolQueen's Video.
    I am neither the person playing NOR the person who made this video. Uploading for archive purposes only.

Комментарии • 161

  • @slobert
    @slobert 8 лет назад +41

    This video in 7 words: OH CAM ON I GOT SHITTY ANTIFORM

  • @xenukey3488
    @xenukey3488 4 года назад +21

    The guy at 2:46:29 is too nice. He said "no RPG is for you", personnaly I would say that no video game is for DSP !

    • @LunaRosalie
      @LunaRosalie 4 месяца назад

      i agree no game is for DSP, however the comment is wrong on the underleveled part since the entire game can be beaten at level 1 with easy he just has no brain cells to actually learn mechanics.

  • @Jason-mu6ug
    @Jason-mu6ug 6 лет назад +27

    16:55
    "Who pays this taxes?"
    His patreon haha

  • @RobertYo125
    @RobertYo125 5 лет назад +14

    11:05 Did phil just ask if attacking is a critical game mechanic? I knew this was gonna be bad but good GOD I never thought it would be this bad.

  • @Sparkledash1
    @Sparkledash1 8 лет назад +27

    Can you ever imagine a guy like Phil playing Europa Universalis IV?

  • @flamemasterelan
    @flamemasterelan 7 лет назад +43

    With regard to the comment about Phil talking/singing over the opening sparing him from a copyright strike...
    1. That's not true at all. If the assumption is that Lets Plays are a transformative work, then the music included IN the Lets Play is included in that. The only exception is when a company licenses music for their games, like Rockstar and Volition have done with Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row. Square Enix owns the rights to all the music produced for Kingdom Hearts.
    2. Even if it WERE true, talking over the music isn't enough to spare yourself a copyright strike or a content ID match. Two characters talking over a song in a cutscene will still get that video flagged, and Phil singing/talking over it will get it flagged as well.
    The only reason Phil talks over the song and every cutscene is because he has no respect for games, their fans, or the people who developed them.

    • @TetsuRiken
      @TetsuRiken 6 лет назад +1

      I will say that people get fucking struck a lot for santuary and also Square as of late has been getting copyright claim/strike happy

    • @qdoubledc8385
      @qdoubledc8385 5 лет назад

      flamemasterelan chill out at the end he is trying to make good videos and I know sometimes he can be annoying but at least he is making a living out of it

    • @qdoubledc8385
      @qdoubledc8385 5 лет назад

      Jason the Otaku that's square for you

    • @andersonaldo1340
      @andersonaldo1340 5 лет назад +5

      Wrong, look at the KH streaming rules on 1.5 and 2.5. KH music isnt allowed whether its profit or not, obviously because they sell the soundtrack separately. Love people who rant about shit they make up on the spot 😂

  • @rusting_away767
    @rusting_away767 6 лет назад +20

    Best playthrough of KH2 hands down.

  • @capamerica012
    @capamerica012 6 лет назад +10

    This Is How You DON'T Skip Chain of Memories and 358/2 Days
    Addendum
    What should've happened after 23:08
    Phil: I dunno who this guy is but--
    Axel: Goodbye. *Snaps fingers, Roxas gets insta-sizzled, PS3 gets sizzled, stream burns down never to be heard from again*

  • @hugehuman1
    @hugehuman1 8 лет назад +10

    And here I thought the information boxes were a little too on the nose... apparently Phil would need the game to pause and spell out the objective for him.

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 8 лет назад +4

      If a game doesn't hold his hand every step then expect it too take 3X as long(minimum) then it would for children to complete.

    • @Fiery891
      @Fiery891 8 лет назад +8

      And even if the game tells he will ignore it. I will never forget his MGS3 playthrough, fighting The End when he got a codec call blatantly telling him what to do. He canceled the call and told the game to "Shut the fuck up".

  • @samray2763
    @samray2763 11 месяцев назад +1

    Now this takes me back. Remember watching it way back when and remembering, "Damn, maybe I am pretty good at the game." At the time I didn't have access to all the in-between stories and games, so even though I didn't recognize all the characters, I was able to piece it together without much issue. Also triangle commands made life so much easier.
    Ah, Phail will never disappoint in that regard.

  • @Ephraim225
    @Ephraim225 6 лет назад +7

    I think we've found Xehasnort's Nobody.

  • @Allyspill
    @Allyspill Год назад

    OMG This was the first TIHYDP I ever watched. Thanks for reuploading it

  • @Dovahkiin914
    @Dovahkiin914 Год назад +5

    Only Phil can get his ass killed by a regular boss in Final Form😅

  • @MrLonelyIsland
    @MrLonelyIsland 8 лет назад +7

    This. Hurt my soul.

  • @bannanahead27
    @bannanahead27 6 лет назад +19

    "Is that the best a user can do?" I think the computer was talking to phil 😏

  • @Rat_the_Renegade
    @Rat_the_Renegade 3 года назад +5

    I was that kid who played Kingdom Hearts 2 before any of the others. I was 8 and my dad bought it cause my sister likes Disney but I'm the one who ended up liking it.
    It never bothered me how long the intro was, heck I probably spent a lot longer than 4 hours going through it.

  • @recoverymode
    @recoverymode 7 лет назад +10

    Why does phil not suspend his disbelief when playing *video games* was he never a child ever in his life that he missed out on pretend? sad

  • @Dovahkiin914
    @Dovahkiin914 Год назад +2

    I keep forgetting being saved by Mickey is a thing because I had it happen maybe 1 time across the 2 play throughs I did of this game😅. Wonder how often Phil will see it.

  • @MisfitManiacJoe
    @MisfitManiacJoe 8 лет назад +9

    12 uploads of TIHYDP's in one day... what the heck just happened lol?

  • @NepuRhythme
    @NepuRhythme 6 лет назад +8

    What sucks is that I played this game at 13, never even used any of the forms when playing at the hardest difficulty and still did better than DSP

    • @StrifeSoul990
      @StrifeSoul990 2 года назад +1

      Why wouldn't you use the forms? They're really fun. I've done the whole game at level 1 and it wouldn't have been nearly as doable without forma

  • @dyingEnet
    @dyingEnet 6 лет назад +6

    Goes into Valor form whenever auto valor shows up, wonders why he keeps getting anti-form.

  • @Fenrirmaster30
    @Fenrirmaster30 2 года назад +3

    As someone who's beat 2 multiple times on critical and is currently trying to beat it on level 1 this is going to hurt so friggin bad to watch

  • @andyoats
    @andyoats 8 лет назад +3

    53:59 "I can't remember someone divine I sucking so fucking much."
    ...What?

  • @loganmatthews5956
    @loganmatthews5956 5 лет назад +4

    How to not Lilo and Stitch
    "It's lielow from lielow and stick" biggest facepalm

  • @footestomp
    @footestomp 6 лет назад +8

    2:59:25 DSP in a Nutshell

  • @nero9105
    @nero9105 6 лет назад +3

    You've failed, Phil. This only makes me want to play this game more. Checkmate.

  • @cloudshines812
    @cloudshines812 2 года назад +1

    1:16:51 I loved how Sora tried to go into T-Pose instinct mode to piss Phil off…

  • @dalejhunter1
    @dalejhunter1 8 лет назад +12

    I do hope this doesn't happen, but I'm expecting your channel to suddenly get shut down because of RUclips crap.
    Keep it going though, Outsyder.

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  8 лет назад +1

      Why would it? What RUclips Crap?

    • @dalejhunter1
      @dalejhunter1 8 лет назад

      The 0utsyder False copyright bullshit and what not. I dunno, RUclips is apparently fucked in more ways than one. I haven't really noticed it myself.
      By the way, did Queen's (I can't spell the guy's youtube name to save my life) get deleted?

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  8 лет назад +5

      No, the general consensus is that he closed his channel of his own accord, he was done with videos for about a year anyway and such so.
      If something happens I'll just upload the stuff elsewhere, make a channel dedicated to other people's stuff for archiving, or worst case just make TIHYDPs and ask someone else to host them. YT can be bad, but I have faith in the community and in it :)

    • @dalejhunter1
      @dalejhunter1 8 лет назад

      The 0utsyder Alright. You try to have a nice day then, mate. :)

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  8 лет назад

      You too man :)

  • @jasonsgroovemachine
    @jasonsgroovemachine 3 года назад +3

    Everyone commenting that Phil is blind clearly doesn't understand. He's not blind, he's just looking at stream chat constantly.

    • @zentazym1
      @zentazym1 2 года назад

      This was before he had stream chat. The golden days lol

  • @BlackburryTV
    @BlackburryTV 3 года назад +4

    The fact that Phil could get that far in his first attempt on Zexion without knowing what is going on just shows how easy Standard is, and he's still ass at it lol.

  • @absol_lute_zero9083
    @absol_lute_zero9083 8 лет назад +3

    1:58:07 For anyone who wants to see "DANCE WATER DANCE!" 😉

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 8 лет назад

      Its one of only two fights i'm terrible at but somehow i bet Phil will be worse.

  • @Kaiserdudegaming
    @Kaiserdudegaming 7 лет назад +2

    Skip to Sora at 36:02

  • @David-jw1xs
    @David-jw1xs 4 года назад +1

    “Improperly proportioned!”
    I guess dsp has never seen a cartoon or exaggerated art style before.

  • @classixgamer5922
    @classixgamer5922 8 лет назад +5

    final fantasy 8-2 errrm yeh right

  • @Drakcor69
    @Drakcor69 8 лет назад +2

    God i should never have started watching these videos even if it is him failing.... he just makes me want to bash my head against the wall until i lose my brain cells and laugh at his crass humor

  • @DarthJoshReturns
    @DarthJoshReturns 7 лет назад +5

    I think DSP is just parroting Spoony whenever he talks shit about FFVIII.

    • @smward87
      @smward87 6 лет назад +3

      That's giving Phil too much credit. There's no way in hell he knows who Spoony is. The only youtubers he know exists are his detractors, Pewdiepie, and Tobuscus.

  • @direweeb
    @direweeb 8 лет назад +1

    Did SebastapolQueen's channel get taken down?

  • @thehza2592
    @thehza2592 5 лет назад +3

    KH2 is basically 'Press Triangle to Win: The Game' and DSP could barely handle that

  • @jackrider5097
    @jackrider5097 7 лет назад +2

    Who ever used the quote one whose nothing can understand nothing n so uv come this far n still uv learned nothing r awesome

  • @BlackburryTV
    @BlackburryTV 3 года назад +2

    Also the fact that phil bases most of his game around Valor form...which is honestly not even that great of a form is funny. Never using any of the other forms which all have their uses in certain situations, and most of all limit form is actually so broken its ridiculous because of the health regen. It's funny seeing him get punish by going into anti form so much for spamming valor so much too.

    • @BlackburryTV
      @BlackburryTV 3 года назад +1

      And then those end fights? Jesus he never even tried to employ any kind of strategy, read any special instructions or anything. Just tried to mash and pray through the to the end. I don't get how elementary and middle schoolers were able to adapt to the game better than he was

  • @jaarryifleshblood315
    @jaarryifleshblood315 5 лет назад +1

    This is the most painful video to watch! He never pressed the TRIANGLE BUTTON!

  • @LucidPhoton
    @LucidPhoton 6 лет назад +2

    Hey guys who am I?
    CERBERUS CERVERUS OH ITS CERBERUS CERBERUS OH FIGHTING CERBERUS CERBERUS CERBERUS

  • @DreemurrTheStreamurr
    @DreemurrTheStreamurr 8 лет назад +1

    This man makes me glad I gave up on recording gameplay videos. You have all be spared from DSP Jr.

    • @fmsyntheses
      @fmsyntheses 8 лет назад +15

      DON'T say that about yourself. Even if you're shit at games, you probably enjoy playing them, which he doesn't, you're probably not horribly annoying and unpleasant to listen to, and I sincerely doubt you snort and wheeze constantly or make the same lame excuses literally every time you fuck up. You're better. There couldn't be another streamer/LPer as bad as Phil.

    • @DreemurrTheStreamurr
      @DreemurrTheStreamurr 8 лет назад

      You're correct, thankfully I recorded games without my own commentary. That's about 80% of the battle right there.

  • @BigKlingy
    @BigKlingy 8 лет назад +1

    I don't think I've ever seen someone fail so badly... AT THE TWILIGHT TOWN MINIGAMES!!! This is going to be good.

    • @BigKlingy
      @BigKlingy 8 лет назад

      I didn't even know Mickey could save you against the door boss. I've seen him show up often on Cerberus, but I've never seen someone need saving HERE.

    • @BigKlingy
      @BigKlingy 8 лет назад

      "MEEEEEEETHRILLL! I'd like to rub my-"
      Me: "I am SO GLAD we didn't get to hear the end of that sentence.

    • @BigKlingy
      @BigKlingy 8 лет назад

      I didn't even know there was a floor in the Armoured Xemnas fight...

  • @D-Nova
    @D-Nova 6 лет назад +2

    He was confused by the plot of fucking Kingdom Hearts 1???
    Srsly, I like Kingdom Hearts, but the plot is typical low tier shonen animu bullshit, when it comes to complexity. Don't get me wrong, the plot is entertaining enough, but it's not something that should confuse a man in his mid thirties.
    Then again, Phil was probably way too busy making stupid jokes and did not pay attnetion to the story.

  • @TSfish94
    @TSfish94 7 лет назад +1

    Somebody needs to make a phil meeseeks meme considering how many times he says "look." I SUCK AT GAMES LOOK AT ME

    • @DarthJoshReturns
      @DarthJoshReturns 7 лет назад

      But then Phil would be immortal since he can't do anything right.

  • @jR0xas
    @jR0xas 4 года назад +1

    Phil did as good as me on my first playthrough, I was eight.

  • @OmegaChase1002
    @OmegaChase1002 6 лет назад

    one of the comments is wrong. you dont need to play days to know it's sea salt ice cream.

  • @bowens0987
    @bowens0987 5 лет назад +2

    My comment at 4:49

  • @grilledcheese9845
    @grilledcheese9845 7 лет назад

    "Oprah naked in a bathtub covering herself in oils and savs" well that was fucking weird.

  • @JKSeung
    @JKSeung 7 лет назад +3

    Ik this is late but have anyone of you seen NicoB? He played it blind and yet he's so much better than him. This shows how much his gaming skills suck

    • @yousefeno
      @yousefeno 6 лет назад

      Karma's Debt he even played it on critical mode

  • @sonicfire96
    @sonicfire96 6 лет назад +3

    He keeps bitching about antiform, but it's in the game just for one reason: Make so that can't cheese your way through the game with drive forms. If you use drive in the right way without abusing or spamming there's less chance to get it, but if, like Phil, you use drive form as a crutch every single time, the game will punish you for that. It's that simple.

    • @andersonaldo1340
      @andersonaldo1340 5 лет назад

      Doesn't drive form level with use? Ive been spamming it just because i thought you learn new abilities and level up

  • @d0nk3y454
    @d0nk3y454 Месяц назад

    i swear to god if i hear phil sing one more fucking time…

  • @DarkPhoenix89
    @DarkPhoenix89 5 лет назад +1

    I like how he said he read the plot to COM, yet he didn't know who Roxas was. GG DSP. xD

    • @davidgn40
      @davidgn40 4 года назад +2

      To be fair, Roxas literally only appears at the end of COM.

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 2 года назад

      DSP: Says he’s read the plot to COM
      Also DSP: *Doesn’t know who Axel is*

  • @CalvinTheAliceSimp
    @CalvinTheAliceSimp 2 года назад +1

    Wow. This clown died at the Axel boss fight, an easy boss fight.

  • @jackrider5097
    @jackrider5097 7 лет назад +3

    I KNOW THIS MAN DIDN'T INSULT SORA 25:08

    • @lemfandango
      @lemfandango 4 года назад

      Ok weeaboo

    • @jackrider5097
      @jackrider5097 4 года назад

      @@lemfandango "one who knows nothing can understand nothing"

  • @lulukomadori9651
    @lulukomadori9651 3 года назад

    My first childhood game and the video that actually showed me the stupidity of dsp. Used to be this video of people - not the sok - that endure it, sadly they deleted it, they also did devil may cry

  • @cillbipher2613
    @cillbipher2613 6 лет назад +7

    I remember at the end of the playthrough when he said that he will indeed play BBS in the future only to backpedal to "I'll play it when KH3 has a release date", only to backpedal AGAIN to "I don't want to play a prequel game".
    Just a reminder everyone, he's gonna play KH3, pushing the other games aside like the fool that he is.
    I know I'm sending this on a years old video, but I just wanted to get the word out. He didn't say it, but we all know he's going to do it.
    Prepare yourselves.

    • @NoneShallDefyMe
      @NoneShallDefyMe 6 лет назад

      It's arguably the most important one he needs to play before KH3 too. So many characters and plot threads link to that game, and all he knows is KH1 and 2. I guarantee he thinks KH3 picks up right where 2 left off, and he's gonna be so lost lol. Not like he cares because he's already said as much, but it is what it is.
      Gameplay is only half of a game, and I can't imagine buying like the 7th installment of a heavily story focused series and not caring about the plot.
      He's only playing it for the views and potential huge donations. But nobody is gonna watch his streams because they're either not interested in the game or they're playing it themselves. Everyone is just going to wait for the This Is How You Don't Play lol.

  • @Clambum
    @Clambum 7 лет назад

    Phil loves his sex jokes

  • @shabadaba6945
    @shabadaba6945 3 года назад

    tron's boss part was painful

  • @Joan-jq5ho
    @Joan-jq5ho Год назад

    Its funny how Anti Form actually served its purpose here. It was punishing DSP for only using Drive, specifically only spamming fucking Valor Form out of all things

  • @RibeyeJohnny
    @RibeyeJohnny 7 лет назад +9

    People all salty about him not playing CoM as if it's not the most boring fucking thing to come out of the series and that's saying something. Thankfully you don't need to play it to get most of the plot.

    • @trial_with_an_error9687
      @trial_with_an_error9687 7 лет назад +8

      JTNickelz I liked it. I personally thought it was a good game.
      Different experiences for different gamers I guess.

    • @SilvarusLupus
      @SilvarusLupus 6 лет назад

      GBA version is better than the RE:CoM version imho

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 6 лет назад

      John I mostly want to see him play it to watch him suffer. I know the card system takes a while to get used to, and Phil doesn’t have the skill to use it wisely. Probably just spam sleights on the Guard Armor and be surprised when he’s out of cards to hit it with.

  • @son0Ray
    @son0Ray 8 лет назад +1

    What happened to the guy that played the game?

    • @smward87
      @smward87 6 лет назад +3

      Nothing. He's still lingering around being a piece of shitty sub-humanoid garbage.

  • @recoverymode
    @recoverymode 7 лет назад +3

    the level of ...bad is just unreal, how phil managed to even get through bloodborne at all is beyond me if he can't even hit triangle half the time

  • @halallen9195
    @halallen9195 4 года назад +2

    Why does phil constantly talk about sex and sexual acts?

  • @TherathxRikku
    @TherathxRikku 4 года назад

    I hope sonicshadowsilver ain't watching.

  • @Alex8609BrindyJames
    @Alex8609BrindyJames 6 лет назад

    Hey, Suichi Darkness. Those were my thoughts as well.

  • @barry951
    @barry951 4 года назад

    Hope that sent right baby

  • @miciso666
    @miciso666 6 лет назад +1

    brave form go... 10 sec later o it runs out? better deactivate it. *stream dies by facepalming* 3 enemies appear *ah so stream chat is dead no one is talking*

  • @linushyper300
    @linushyper300 6 лет назад

    He was no money, apparently.

  • @Ventus_S
    @Ventus_S 8 лет назад +3

    I disagree with the comment section about him under-leveled.
    I start this game with critical mode, meaning I half minimal hp all the time.
    Still beating every single bosses, including all the data bosses and secret bosses in the end.

    • @Xxandrew01
      @Xxandrew01 8 лет назад +5

      +Ventus S Well, not everyone like doing hardcore runs and since Phil likes getting games done as quickly as possible, with no skill and thinking involved in his playthrough, grinding is the only way to do that.

    • @joseagustincuesta
      @joseagustincuesta 8 лет назад +11

      You see, that requires skill, something that DSP doesn't have.

    • @andrewpowers1501
      @andrewpowers1501 8 лет назад

      I've still never managed to do level 1 critical mode. teach me master!

    • @dillonbratley5208
      @dillonbratley5208 8 лет назад

      I did my first playthrough of KH2 on critical and struggled about halfway through, then made a seperate file on proud mode and eased through the story. Fuck this "under levelled" crap

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 6 лет назад

      Underleveled for Phils ability(Complete ineptitude)

  • @qdoubledc8385
    @qdoubledc8385 6 лет назад

    The mini game took me 1 minute

  • @slobert
    @slobert 8 лет назад

    God, the audio sync gets so fucking bad in the end, can barely watch it.

  • @deku4351
    @deku4351 4 года назад +1

    I can't believe that I did better at beating xigbar when I was 9 than this 30 year old goof ever could

    • @GamerBoy870
      @GamerBoy870 3 года назад

      I'm almost 30 and I dont have a hard time beating the bosses including Xigbar

  • @355scaper
    @355scaper 5 лет назад

    Lol taking 4 hours to get through twilight town

  • @npcunknown9877
    @npcunknown9877 2 года назад

    who pays the taxes? well we know phill didn't

  • @capamerica012
    @capamerica012 6 лет назад +4

    He's far worse a gamer than Demyx is a member of Organization XIII, and overall infinitely more worthless than him.

    • @TheJaredPunch
      @TheJaredPunch 5 лет назад

      capamerica012 Demyx would be a far better player than this idiot

  • @m0m02k
    @m0m02k 5 лет назад

    I’m only 13 and I was able to do Xemnas just fine. I don’t know how the fuck DSP isn’t able to though because his gameplay is shit and he doesn’t even read the Info board.

  • @gauntlet8026
    @gauntlet8026 8 лет назад

    Only he can make these epic fights fucking lame. I especially hated the part where he made Sora eat all those lasers.

  • @halallen9195
    @halallen9195 4 года назад

    The accents he did for Atlantica were horrible

  • @CarriedDiamond
    @CarriedDiamond 11 месяцев назад

    Yaaaah😵

  • @TheJSRF001
    @TheJSRF001 7 лет назад +3

    "Where do I put my Mr. Incredibles Infinity Figure to sync up with this game?"
    Holy shit Phil actually said something funny for once.

  • @wastedweirdo9853
    @wastedweirdo9853 2 года назад

    looks like he grew up a bit LMAOOOOOO

  • @DrayLoco
    @DrayLoco 4 года назад

    2:43:00
    that syphilis joke was funny asl

  • @CDbiggen
    @CDbiggen 4 года назад

    1:30:00 - I must admit, I laughed at this. I'll give him that.

  • @AndrewRyanNoGodsOrKings
    @AndrewRyanNoGodsOrKings 8 лет назад

    FIRRRRRRRST

  • @sardinedood
    @sardinedood 6 лет назад +1

    The comments popping up in the video are annoying.

  • @MaydB0pper
    @MaydB0pper 3 года назад +1

    1:34:59 ngl that was pretty funny

  • @kjj367
    @kjj367 6 лет назад +1

    The beginning of this game is the worest thing i have ever played , boring , terrible

    • @laren153
      @laren153 4 года назад +1

      actually it was the opposite for me, when i first played kh 2, i was so engaged in the mysteriousness of the story of roxas and the twilight town in general, then when i got to play as sora the original story stopped and mainly focused on disney stories for a few hours, and i completely dropped kh2 and started bbs, later i finished kh2 and its now my favorite game ever. i think the kh2 intro is perfect