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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2018
  • when you are Australian but not Australian

Комментарии • 307

  • @lcsmdna
    @lcsmdna 3 года назад +1519

    “What are you, bionic?” “Nonononono... I only like the girls.”

    • @braydenmackinaw689
      @braydenmackinaw689 3 года назад +60

      That one killed me lmao

    • @6TomCruz6
      @6TomCruz6 3 года назад +54

      Thanks anyways 🤣

    • @hiighway7570
      @hiighway7570 3 года назад +13

      @Tom Cruz .. Next scene of man who lost his goat

    • @hindugoat2302
      @hindugoat2302 3 года назад +6

      @@hiighway7570 what kind of goat?

    • @hiighway7570
      @hiighway7570 3 года назад +3

      @Hindu Goat..
      Goat Type: Hindu 🙃

  • @somebuddyX
    @somebuddyX 3 года назад +555

    lol, come to Western Sydney and he does sound Australian.

    • @Prettybigday
      @Prettybigday 3 года назад +7

      Hoodooos!

    • @TM686K
      @TM686K 3 года назад +12

      Would have been sold if he had a Bulldogs supporter jersey on lol.

    • @Sqweekyy
      @Sqweekyy 3 года назад +1

      South West maybe.

    • @N1KE187
      @N1KE187 2 года назад +5

      No mate 🤣 not even Australian,,,, maybe Lebanon yeah but not Australia,,,,,

    • @tiggakayz
      @tiggakayz 2 года назад

      He'll fit in just fine anywhere before the bridge

  • @yaboishrek2604
    @yaboishrek2604 3 года назад +325

    I just noticed, if you look at the bottom right corner at 2:35, you can still see the dude that got pretzeled, and even better instead of helping him everyone is just gathered around just kinda observing and admiring him

    • @Pulang_Diwa
      @Pulang_Diwa 3 года назад +14

      Hahahaha. I still couldn't tell if the actor really do that stunt or it was a special effect.

    • @yaboishrek2604
      @yaboishrek2604 3 года назад +13

      @@Pulang_Diwa I saw on an extra behind the scenes that it was a real dude getting pretzeled but it wasn’t the actors you see on screen. They just added there face over the stunt guy. He shows up on a cameo in the meeting when we meet the walbridge guy (the bad guy of the movie). I believe he was the guy to the right of the dude that says that hummus is a “very tasty...diarrhea like substance” I believe is what he said. And if I remember correctly, he was a young looking dark haired American dude

    • @jayson7627
      @jayson7627 3 года назад +1

      No no no no. 😁

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 Год назад

      Lmfao thanks for pointing that out. I never noticed that until now and I've seen this movie a lot of times. Hilarious

  • @Chuckerson100
    @Chuckerson100 5 лет назад +376

    Haulf Haustralian Haulf Mount Everest. Lol

  • @6TomCruz6
    @6TomCruz6 3 года назад +118

    "Could you atleast change the station" changes it to something more middle eastern or more foreign 😂

    • @805livin4
      @805livin4 3 года назад +3

      That scene always cracks me up 🤣🤣

  • @mattfake8634
    @mattfake8634 3 года назад +153

    Criminally underrated movie.

    • @krishanuA
      @krishanuA 2 года назад +3

      You may be Mr Fake, but your comment is completely true!

    • @aftabkhann2314
      @aftabkhann2314 2 года назад +1

      What the movies name

    • @theidler69
      @theidler69 2 года назад +10

      @@aftabkhann2314 you don't mess with the zohan

  • @zt1788
    @zt1788 3 года назад +653

    As someone who is full Australian, I can attest that this is indeed the exact accent all the half Australian half Mount Everest kids I grew up with. I'll never forget all the Sabich and Jachnun we would eat together.

    • @nobuzzlitebeer7258
      @nobuzzlitebeer7258 3 года назад +4

      Did this just pop up in your recommendations too?

    • @OldFellaDave
      @OldFellaDave 3 года назад +9

      It did in mine, but we have crappy internet here near Mt Everest outside of Dapto ... so it takes a while ...

    • @radovanprstojevic1060
      @radovanprstojevic1060 3 года назад +3

      I'm so glad you got rid of the apartheid

    • @FM-dm8xj
      @FM-dm8xj 2 года назад +2

      As someone who is also full australian, i can attest to the accuracy of this statement.

    • @alexandrajablon4190
      @alexandrajablon4190 2 года назад +1

      JACHNUN😭

  • @nimbusflamel8844
    @nimbusflamel8844 Год назад +29

    "you do not want to be throwing bicycles" just everything about his approach is perfect

    • @chillkitty5172
      @chillkitty5172 Год назад +2

      One night I walked out o a bar to see a massive angry drunk man throwing my bicycle. I now always lock my bicycle.

  • @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr
    @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr 2 года назад +18

    "What are you bionic?"
    "No no no no no i only like the girls, thanks anyways"😂😂😂

  • @kathytukavkin2522
    @kathytukavkin2522 3 года назад +124

    Rob Schneider is always hilarious

  • @DDarkness
    @DDarkness 3 года назад +120

    I almost fell out of my chair when I heard half Australian half Mt. Everest

  • @jamesbarratt593
    @jamesbarratt593 3 года назад +168

    this movie requires watching more than once. the jokes are plentiful and first time round I obviously missed loads.

    • @julienneangelocarpo2229
      @julienneangelocarpo2229 2 года назад +2

      Bach in the days where he just did something random but it just worked I'm dying just remembering all the funny quirks. A the good ol carefree days

    • @chimastudios
      @chimastudios 2 года назад

      @@julienneangelocarpo2229 can't try that nowadays eh?

    • @Poseidon650
      @Poseidon650 Год назад +1

      hah.. missed loads..

  • @azazel5701
    @azazel5701 2 года назад +9

    Guy: where are you from
    Zohan: (coughs up flem) khaustralia
    Guy: really, you sound middle eastern
    Zohan: no no no similar accent, khhangarooo

  • @peterjarnes25
    @peterjarnes25 3 года назад +54

    I no sleep, I no see World Series of poker. I'm dead! Rob is genius!

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 3 года назад +2

      Ppl forget how popular WSOP was at midnight and early AM in 2007-2009.

  • @chichan8424
    @chichan8424 3 года назад +20

    My main complain is the misrepresentation of the affordability of apartments in NYC in this clip

  • @sergeiarlovski
    @sergeiarlovski 3 года назад +30

    This guy is straight out of Bankstown.

    • @s.a.1834
      @s.a.1834 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

  • @enzi42
    @enzi42 2 года назад +17

    one of his best movies and no one mentions this one.

    • @enzi42
      @enzi42 2 года назад +2

      HANGerOO See?

    • @andyserkiz3384
      @andyserkiz3384 11 месяцев назад +1

      That's because the core Sander's audience don't recognize this one. This is more a guilty pleasure type of movie.

  • @Scradleyellis
    @Scradleyellis Год назад +13

    I was 11 when this came out. So many of these jokes went over my head 😂

  • @JagTheRipper
    @JagTheRipper 3 года назад +18

    Smell it, smellt it, smell it, smell it, now take it. XD

  • @falafel2964
    @falafel2964 3 года назад +514

    Dude's Mom: Australia, it must be really nice out there since they got rid of the *Apartheid*
    Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much *cooler*
    I love how both of them don't know what the hell are they talking about.

    • @dani9082
      @dani9082 3 года назад +13

      OMG i just noticed this line for the first time! it is so funny

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @nadiashireensiddiqi
      @nadiashireensiddiqi 3 года назад +3

      But they do, the rest of us don’t

    • @danielquinn9
      @danielquinn9 3 года назад +3

      Mate I'm Aussie and don't even know what Apartheid means.

    • @onthewattle
      @onthewattle 3 года назад +8

      @@danielquinn9 search Apartheid South Africa mate. From a Victorian Aussie

  • @Thatshowitsdone619
    @Thatshowitsdone619 2 года назад +6

    "Salami, bologna, applesauce!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @McGregorsPlumbingandHeating
    @McGregorsPlumbingandHeating 3 года назад +17

    -"Woah, are you bionic?"
    -"nonononoO, I only like the girls"
    😂

  • @KyloBedo-
    @KyloBedo- 2 года назад +11

    What are you? Bionic?
    No no no,I only like the girls. I bet Sandler 100 percent made that moment.

  • @eltonyescas5425
    @eltonyescas5425 3 года назад +35

    This is one of the most serious roles Nick Swardson has done. That and as the store employee in Click. Most of the roles Swardson has done have him being very kooky and eccentric.

  • @drumboarder1
    @drumboarder1 3 года назад +13

    Most of these lines must have gone over my head when I watched this

  • @eastsideog2054
    @eastsideog2054 3 года назад +57

    Rob Schneider's dope asf

    • @hughmcnamara1790
      @hughmcnamara1790 3 года назад +8

      Rob Schneider is a stapler

    • @eltonyescas5425
      @eltonyescas5425 3 года назад +4

      I felt that Rob Schneider looked kinda unrecognizable. Same with Adam Sandler. Though Schneider is more known for playing those kinds of roles than Sandler is. I think this is the only time Adam Sandler played a role where he looks unrecognizable. But they were both great in the movie. And all the other films they did together.

    • @eastsideog2054
      @eastsideog2054 3 года назад +1

      @UnjustifiedRecs hi fcukface..better than ur toxic life..ginger..

    • @jayreynolds57
      @jayreynolds57 3 года назад

      @UnjustifiedRecs this is his mums account

    • @eastsideog2054
      @eastsideog2054 3 года назад

      @@jayreynolds57 remove the face from your name.but still nice name🤡🤡!

  • @harryhonsoo3255
    @harryhonsoo3255 3 года назад +24

    This is movie made it right under the line before movies turned to shit.

  • @zareeftashfique8168
    @zareeftashfique8168 2 года назад +6

    australia gets rid of apartheid
    Zohan: "Oh YES!! the weather is much cooler"

  • @JC-nd5ye
    @JC-nd5ye 3 года назад +23

    I fucking love this movie bro🤣🤣🤣

  • @adjone
    @adjone 3 года назад +6

    "Apple who?!" 😂😂

  • @AdilParray
    @AdilParray 3 года назад +7

    "smell it smell it smell it.. now take it"
    That sounds like me with my.... ahmmm..

  • @husanabdul-fattah1181
    @husanabdul-fattah1181 2 года назад +5

    "No no no no no no know i only like the girls"

  • @adams546
    @adams546 2 года назад +3

    I love the part when he's fixing his duck lol

  • @Lawer7
    @Lawer7 2 года назад +6

    2:09 measuring his junk lol

    • @nocomment892
      @nocomment892 2 года назад +1

      if you listen closely he's adjusting it like a chiropractor

  • @Wanderer1991
    @Wanderer1991 2 года назад +16

    2:50 always get me😂

  • @johanrossouw6432
    @johanrossouw6432 7 месяцев назад

    2:38 - "Whose logsieb do I have to schlug?!"
    Gets me everytime. 😂

  • @pickzkickz
    @pickzkickz Год назад +2

    I'd love to see the behind the scenes on those foot uppercuts.

  • @fleperd7021
    @fleperd7021 2 года назад +1

    the scene of the guy in the taxi is amazing

  • @1sexy30
    @1sexy30 2 года назад +1

    my fave part when he fixs van and doesnt charge.

  • @guywhousesapseudonymonyout4272
    @guywhousesapseudonymonyout4272 2 года назад +1

    Why is he just leaving the bicycle there? It can still be fixed.

  • @coldice5384
    @coldice5384 Месяц назад

    Such skills from a guy who is half Australian and half Mt. Everest.

  • @Rizzy_K
    @Rizzy_K 2 года назад +1

    Half Mount Everest.

  • @dopamineee3715
    @dopamineee3715 3 года назад +33

    Oh yes, the weather is much cooler 😆

  • @edraith
    @edraith 2 года назад +4

    what's this masterpiece

  • @aybgreg6748
    @aybgreg6748 2 года назад

    Hilarious 😂...Rob Schneider is also hilarious as the guy Zohan confiscated the goat 🐐 from 🤣

  • @ILIK3HATERZ
    @ILIK3HATERZ 3 года назад +6

    Want some chickens........no no no no....i fix for you

  • @danellboy5757
    @danellboy5757 Год назад +2

    Lesson of the story and 99% of movies: Violence solves everything.

  • @Teriyaki92217
    @Teriyaki92217 2 года назад +3

    Khalf khaustralian 🔥🔥🔥

  • @anthonyorduno9634
    @anthonyorduno9634 2 года назад +11

    Funny as hell 👍

  • @1sexy30
    @1sexy30 2 года назад +2

    Best movie scene ever.

  • @muneebbhat3928
    @muneebbhat3928 2 года назад +2

    Stay away from my business, mustafa 😂😂

  • @braydenmackinaw689
    @braydenmackinaw689 3 года назад +28

    Adam is extremely handsome in this film

  • @DanielBankerOfficial
    @DanielBankerOfficial 2 года назад +1

    סלאמי בולוני אפל סוס חחחחח גדול!
    אין על זוהאן! מזל טוב סנדלר! ❤️🤟

  • @zacherydewey3866
    @zacherydewey3866 Год назад +1

    You said you wanted pretzel smell it shell it now take it 🤣

  • @themasterofcommentsandrese4351
    @themasterofcommentsandrese4351 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:14 the only person who can perfect such a human pretzel is Lori loud!

  • @fahadbaloch8442
    @fahadbaloch8442 3 года назад +3

    Genius

  • @bruxyb
    @bruxyb 2 года назад +3

    Gotta love the Zoltan x

  • @willrandolph1301
    @willrandolph1301 Год назад

    You do not want to be throwing bicycles.

  • @mikejohnson9118
    @mikejohnson9118 2 года назад +1

    Ya know in a nice way, she is a "Good mom".

  • @billvinsmoke3498
    @billvinsmoke3498 2 года назад

    "Mustafa" got me hahaha

  • @sirjohnmara
    @sirjohnmara 2 года назад

    The NOBEL Peace Prize to Adam Sandler! I was in a VHS-store in Tel Aviv and they only had this movie. 157 copies of it...

  • @krispynah6043
    @krispynah6043 3 года назад +6

    @2:09 so funny

  • @dallassaavedra7471
    @dallassaavedra7471 3 года назад +15

    2:53 iTs bULL-sHAlaHaH!!!

  • @adharshmanikoth3381
    @adharshmanikoth3381 3 года назад +34

    What are you bionic?
    No i just like the girls

    • @6TomCruz6
      @6TomCruz6 3 года назад +1

      Thanks anyways

    • @Castlecoke
      @Castlecoke 3 года назад

      He thought he meant bisexual.

  • @johngate4715
    @johngate4715 2 года назад

    "yes its the feet, its the feet uppercut!"
    "SLAMI< BOLOGNA< APPLESAUSE"

  • @itsmohitkhudotiya
    @itsmohitkhudotiya Год назад

    salami baloney applesauce with the hand gesture lmao

  • @uncletomscabin2073
    @uncletomscabin2073 2 года назад +1

    Australia they just made that name up.

  • @jeromehuntington3962
    @jeromehuntington3962 2 года назад

    Paul Mitchell is The God of Hair.

  • @Bxdarealest
    @Bxdarealest 3 года назад +25

    I’m not bionic, I only like the girls haha

  • @anakinyork5249
    @anakinyork5249 Год назад

    “It’s bullshlacka..”

  • @davegoldspink5354
    @davegoldspink5354 Год назад +1

    😂🤣😂 As an Aussie I can tell you where I’m from people sound very different to this fella I’m guessing he’s from Western Sydney or maybe Melbourne. 😂🤣😂

  • @hhdgdhum
    @hhdgdhum 2 года назад +4

    I ❤️ this movie 😁

  • @agentjproductions3718
    @agentjproductions3718 2 года назад +2

    KHalf Mount everest 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bttp011
    @bttp011 3 года назад +2

    Scrappy have another knedlach

  • @DamanKingBear
    @DamanKingBear 2 года назад +2

    Almost Oscar Nominee Adam Sandler🤣

  • @deanomontano
    @deanomontano 9 месяцев назад

    What are you bionic 😂😂 I use this line all the time

  • @Lijaskurzeme
    @Lijaskurzeme 5 лет назад +41

    1:25 It's all beseder xD..I only like the girls...
    2:10 I am *HAUSTRALIAN* xD

  • @yndraism
    @yndraism 10 месяцев назад

    Hihihi! "Be nice! He could be a terrorist."

  • @shazanali692
    @shazanali692 Год назад

    That taxi driver is rob Schneider

  • @johnpontes812
    @johnpontes812 3 года назад +5

    That is the most Israeli thing ive ever seen

  • @gabegonzalez5055
    @gabegonzalez5055 Год назад

    I love how he said Bull Shlaha

  • @abhishekkulkarni9120
    @abhishekkulkarni9120 2 года назад +2

    Actually it's bicycle riders who are rude.

  • @kylemessicktiedyecollector5690
    @kylemessicktiedyecollector5690 3 года назад +5

    Half Australian. Haulf Australian. Haulf Paul Mitchell. And Haulf Megaware Australian Man.

  • @laishraminaobakhuman2458
    @laishraminaobakhuman2458 3 года назад +1

    Full video please bro

  • @jae5004
    @jae5004 2 года назад +2

    Whenever an accident occurs and somebody says “Let’s be glad nobody was hurt!” My first thought is ‘Not yet bitch, wait til the cops leave’ Thanks John Caparulo

  • @FirstnameLastname-gy2ci
    @FirstnameLastname-gy2ci 3 года назад +3

    I like Adam Sandler but he should have done a podcast if he wanted me to watch him fuck around with his friends. DISCLAIMER: the early days were different.

  • @deathwaiting9931
    @deathwaiting9931 2 года назад

    The poster cutted the best scene. Lol.

  • @Anonymous-wt2jn
    @Anonymous-wt2jn 2 года назад +1

    movie name?

  • @GordiansKnotHere
    @GordiansKnotHere Год назад +2

    This was a frickin funny movie... Great to watch to take one away from the worlds craziness for a while.
    EDIT: Rob Schneider stole this movie IMO.

  • @adam8822
    @adam8822 3 года назад +3

    hahahahaha good one mate

  • @northernbrother1258
    @northernbrother1258 Год назад +1

    I love Borat!

  • @syedhaider1675
    @syedhaider1675 2 года назад

    "it's bull shlakha"

  • @thomasbarton1050
    @thomasbarton1050 2 года назад

    I looooove this mmoooooooovieeeeee

  • @samirihamd874
    @samirihamd874 2 года назад

    The Salami part of Kazakhstan.

  • @pickzkickz
    @pickzkickz Год назад +1

    Its H'Australian....lol.

  • @monzon529
    @monzon529 2 года назад +2

    Hahaha i only like the girls. That line always gets me hahahah

  • @craighumphries7761
    @craighumphries7761 2 года назад +1

    Come to Perth they're everywhere

  • @infamoustop1029
    @infamoustop1029 3 года назад +1

    whats this movie

  • @verticalstance
    @verticalstance 2 года назад

    bro the mom in this movie was so fucking fine to me as a kid

  • @DeadzyW3
    @DeadzyW3 3 года назад +2

    Knedlahh=dumpling.