Trump Primes the Riot Pump, Tucker Puckers Up to Kanye & Herschel’s Story Gets Worse
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- Опубликовано: 9 окт 2022
- Today is the most controversial federal holiday of them all - Columbus Day, Donald Trump took to Truth social to show his support, the Justice Department believes that Trump may still be hiding classified documents, Donald made a stop in Mesa, Arizona to argue that other Presidents did similar things with their documents, Sarah Palin headlined a get out the vote rally in Anchorage where the opener was a James Brown impersonator, Herschel Walker’s Senate campaign has now been recategorized as an episode of the Maury Povich show, our future president Kanye West got locked out of his Twitter account on the heels of his exclusive sit down with Tucker Carlson, and Jimmy announces the return of the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl at SoFi Stadium on Saturday, December 17th. Get your tickets here: www.sofistadium.com/labowl/
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Happy Thanksgiving to all Canadians
Very nice, Thank you.
“He’s like SPAM come to life!”😂😅
both kinds of spam
@zizinnnn I wasn't able to make up my mind about which one either. I think it makes it funnier that both apply 😉
Yes democrats are and they are pedos
@Shelton Bailey That line was perfection
You are insulting SPAM!!!🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the shout out to the indigenous peoples of this continent Jimmy‼️ We love you👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
hell yeah!...even though nobody is indigenous to America
@@stevenholderby6354 The Native Americans are indigenous
@@ekibirigeable no, they aren't. You should read more.
@@stevenholderby6354 Indigenous: adjective: originating or occurring naturally in a particular place; native. There is literally DNA evidence from Alaska to southern South America that goes back thousands and thousands of years. I'd really like to hear your explanation as to where these people originated from though, and where exactly we should go to "read more." This should be good
You CANNOT discover a country when 25 million people are already living there !!!
The casket on the golf course would hold many more documents than his drawers, a sticky situation indeed
"Wheezing Manatee"😁👍
"Senator Herschel Walker" makes as much sense as "Running back Mitch McConnell".
It makes as much sense as senator Mitch McConnell does.
@@AnonYmous-uo6ib
Touché
Mitch McConnell might look and be more like a tight end.
@@AnonYmous-uo6ib No it doesn't. I despise turtle boy but at least he's qualified for the job and has experience. Hershel Walker is a coward who ditched the debates and has came out and literally said he's not that smart. When your own family thinks you shouldn't run, you should probably give it up.
@@pokermon5400 Ummm, you aren't very smart, are you?
You tell the truth Jimmy, in a way that is hysterically funny! God save our country from these MAGA fanatics.
I would love to see Ariel Elias perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Its also Thanksgiving Day in Canada! IT CAN BE 3 THINGS!!!!!
Absolutely... greetings from the Maritimes.
Back atcha. 👍
Thanks for reminding your neighbors to the South! Hope you had a nice one
Camera panning from the sparse crowd to that James Brown impersonator had me spewing out a good mouth full of delicious tea and crumpets across the pond in London! Priceless!
I love Guillermo. He’s up for anything. He and Jimmy have such a good vibe. ❤️
He has PRETTY LEGS too!😍
@@sundaygraphic8576 I noticed that when he's wearing his cheerleader outfit lol
Yeah that guy's funny every time I see him I want to go to Taco Bell for some reason
The Marxist and the Illegal Alien nice pair.
Men in dresses 👗 isn't funny.
The Hershel Walker ABORTING his lawsuit on the Daily Beast too is gold.
Money Problems! Hunter Biden Demands Lower Child-Support Payments Following ‘A Substantial Material Change’ To His Finances. He should stop spending his money on prostitutes and crack
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
“Jimmy Carter told nuclear secrets to his dry cleaner” (quote of the decade)
Or, "Bill Clinton kept secret recordings in his sock"
Jesus!!
JIMMY CARTER??? WTF...what crap!!!
This is so over the top, i can’t even
Carter was the most law-abiding president we ever had! He should sue Trump for defamation!!
Looking forward to hearing this recited as fact on a "Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse" episode.
The look on Tuckers face… I’m surprised he didn’t drool
Check below his waist !😆😆😆
So proud of you Jimmy, for ceaselessly calling out the yahoos, talking heads, and spin doctors. Keep it up!!!! 👍
Country literally falling apart in unprecedented dumpster fire fashion and a nuclear war on the horizon and Jimmy pretending to be a comedian. Pathetic! Yo Jimmy, is this what happens when you're blackmailed?
"Did you abort that too" ,,, Damn that was a burn !!
I LOL’d!
What I thought leftists loved abortions
Best episode to date...No shortage of content... thanks for the laughs!
Are you a bot?
@@youngmaster504 Are you a troll?
@@andrewmeyer4466 no shortage of content? Best episode to date? I mean if I had a Hollywood show and lots of money, why wouldn't I pay for these type of comments.
@@youngmaster504 please somebody pay me!
I prayed with you Jimmy!
I’ve got our tickets to the Lab Owl Game! See ya there Jimmy Camel! 🏈🏟🦉🐪
Jimmy, you're not allowed to retire because we all gotta have the laughs! 👏
Just look in the mirror
He just signed a three-year contract so we have him for at least three more years!
@@Wangchung405 you did? I'm so sorry. Trump lost, get over it.
@@Wangchung405 And yet here YOU are, enjoying Jimmy’s monologue. Another closet wokester. Come on man, just come out😂😂😂
@@Wangchung405 Derp.
I never understood why Rump and Ye got along so well.... NOW I GET IT !
THEY IN A CRAZY C U L T TOGETHER.
Trump also calls politicians childish names. Congrats on sounding just like Trump without being at all funny or original. Awesome.
He also randomly goes into all caps. Nice job.
@@juliebraden6911 Thanks for 'getting IT'?
WAIT... you don't 'get it' at all loser.
Guillermo is hilarious and is perfect as a foil for Jimmy
So are his relatives!
"Hahaha, I drank a lot of tequila last night, jimmy. Hahaha."- said in the stupidest most sellout sort of way.
Looks pretty cute as a cheerleader too.
"if you can't say something nice about a person, don't say anything at all.'
And so stuff my opinion, again, as I do so often.
"Do we miss Trump gas?" LMAO
“SPAM come to life”. So true, so true. Put him on a grill.
When is he going to JAIL??? 🤔 🧐 Do you think we will ever see that!?
He should all ready be there. But look what his brainless sheep followers did on January 6th when they thought the election was stolen. Imagine what they are gonna try when he goes to jail.
I think the laws have too many loopholes for creeps like Trump to exploit, and we may need new laws to recognize dangerous mental disorders like malignant narcissism in political leaders and disqualify them from leadership of organizations if the condition is not managed. I think we also have to get comfortable in talking about and countering fascism, which is the use of bigotry to divide populations and establish a ruling class and autocracy. This is why MAGA Republicans are rightfully labelled as fascists. It's what they are, whether they've ever read a book or not!
We live in a fascist country. If you’re a rich white guy it seems you can get away with anything.
His followers adore his every traitorous act.
His monologs are a tour-de-force, just amazing!
Awesome Jimmy as usual, your the best
Hes a m0r0n liberal who doesnt live in reality and u follow his wprds and opinions off a cliff hahaha hes a millionaire and ur poor amd goofy
Really?He's about as funny as hemroids..
@@russellburns5806 < butthurt Trumpstick
Maybe, but not as funny as your spelling.
@@roberthill799 that's the problem with predictive text lol
CTE affects Herschel Walker so badly he forgot to file his lawsuit against the Daily Beast
HW is the face of CTE.
That is if he can remember why he needs to file a lawsuit.
Can't file a lawsuit against someone when you can't remember their name. CTE is a helluva drug.
"What are we talking about again?" ~Herschel Walker Maybe that's why he always refers to himself in the 3rd person; so he doesn't forget his own name.
@8:05 "What happened to the lawsuit, Herschel? Did you abort that too?"
Jimmy is crushing it, every night!
You’re literally delusional. This isn’t comedy. This is virtue signaling
@@brochurst8318 I'm gonna be the better person and admit I don't know what virtue signaling is...
@@brochurst8318 stay mad 😂
@@spankywzl OMG me too! I was just gonna ask! hang on....
@@brochurst8318 Bruh. What dis "virtue signaling"?
Good for that James Brown impersonator! Not bad, he gave it his best! ❤
Thank you
Jimmy thank you for an amazing and funny monologue 😄
Really not funny. Who is laughing..
He's actually a lot funnier in person I met him and spoke in on his on his vacation home at Red Robin and he was really nice and funny
Did he really say "Trump Gas"?
Yes he did 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 Words…. Manatee, Dumbo Drop! You made my night Jimmy K:)
Or bidens 2 words Made In America ???????????????? really
@@noneya8217 Yawn.
@@randallbolt9193 Oh so you are doing your biden impersonation, Right on target
"he's like spam come to life." 😂🤣😭
@@margaretwilliams7658 You should not talk about yimmy that way
That James Brown impersonator cartwheel was amazing!
"Officer, sure I was going 90 but so was everybody else so it's okay."
Can only image how high the stack of a million documents might be 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or the 3 million documents Trump says Obama took.
That guy overuses superlatives so much, they've lost all meaning. Just stop for five seconds and imagine what 1,000,000 pieces of paper would look like. That's assuming each "document" is only one page long.
But I guess, if you're making 💩 up anyway, it sounds way more impressive than "dozens" -- which would be a reasonable number of fabricated documents taken offsite without permission.
2 years ago?!!! 2020 was the worst year of our lives are you kidding me?! 😂🙈
Now we have hyper inflation thats good right?
Meh, I was fine. My life pretty much stayed the same before, during, and after
so are you really young or have you lived a lucky life? ... 2020 was not even in my top three worst years.
I enjoyed staying home
If we take the threat of a nuclear war seriously then 2020 wasn’t that bad.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for always making me laugh. You always cheer me up and that means so much to me. ❤️
You got all the madness in Jimmy, madness made funny 😂
"Let me ask you something: Do we miss Trump gas ?"
- Melania doesn't, I can tell you that
😅🤣
That guy is pure genius
MAGas
The crowd at Sarah Palin's rally may have looked small, but that was actually half the population of Alaska
Lol
Pssh.. don't make excuses for her. We've got igloos that seat more than that crowd.
"No, that was the biggest crowd at a rally ever, period."
Yikes!!
Amen, Jimmy!!! Bravo!!! 👍🧡
Jimmy was 🔥 today!!!
Exactly. He knows he is in trouble so he is trying to get his cult members to help him spread lies
Biden and his presidency?
@@daviddillion5189 you trolling again didn't your mom ground you last time? ....
@@daviddillion5189 No, the Trump Worshippers. Like all the white supremacists, the bat, crazy, weirdos of Qanon & the neo nazi's. Everyone knows, with that kind of a following you should steer clear, unless you like spreading hate and discord among your fellow Americans. Everyone knows this fact.
@@daviddillion5189 Wrong doddering fool.
@@daviddillion5189 oh so clever. You must be the smartest guy in the trailer park. How do you come up with this stuff?
The James Brown impersonator was awesome. There's nothing more impressive than seeing a senior citizen doing a front handspring.
Um... I don't know how to tell you this.... But.... Underneath all that makeup was probably a 30 year old....
I’m still in awe 🤣🤣
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Jimmy Kimmel Thank You for telling the Truth about Columbus never set foot on our continent. …
Jimmy is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You go go Guiermo (?sp - sorry). I split my gut open laughing at his outfit and his dancing. He is an absolute treasure 💖‼
"Spam come to life"....PERFECT
Thanks Jimmy . You always make me laugh after a very long day.
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day, everyone!
Happy drummer's day there Martha
I know exactly how you feel, after working a long day at the hospital everyday the last thing I see before going to bed are these RUclips videos. It's a good way to relieve the stress and keep me from going insane! 😁
@@couragekarnga8735 wtf is that
Thank you for the history Jimmy so enlightening.
Instead of building a presidential library or naming a warship after Trump, why not build a 1000 unit public bathroom and call it the Trump Dump?
We need to get people to send Walker get well cards for his campaign.
Best comment 😂
He's going to hire someone to read them to him.
Not me. I'd be happy to send flowers to his campaign's funeral, though.
@LaurielL Blacks must be so embarrassed , He's a one man campaign to set back any advances made in the last 100 years. Like a pathetic stereotype. GOP should be ashamed of themselves.
Are we living the “god damn america” agenda the Christian reverend with the $5000 suits and private jet preached about currently? Or will he continue to “god damn america” ?
😂😂😂😂 Omg I am screaming! I literally almost spit all over my screen. I wasn't ready for what Jimmy said. Oh wow 😩
What did Jimmy say?
XD
🤪 L I T E R A L L Y 🤪
The idea of a James Brown impersonator travelling Alaska only by way of flips makes me so happy
As an Italian Descent, I agree 100%. I'm sick of the horrible figures celebrated as representatives of Italians. Please remember Leonardo da Vinci, Galileo, Andrea Amati (1500-1577)
A luthier from Cremona, Anrea Amati, Antonio Stadivari, the inventor of the Stradivarius, zodebala
Dante Alighieri, Giambattista Beccaria (1716 - 1781)
discovered the light sensitivity of silver chloride, an important development in photography, Filippo Brunelleschi (1377 - 1446)
One of the most important Italian architects who designed, among other projets, the dome of the Cathedral of Florence.... the list goes on... Great Italians!
One of his best monologues....
If Trump was your neighbor (who actually did physical work), he would only return your lawnmower after you lend him your leafblower.
I have the best lawn mowers....they are Mexican BTW. They are so legal that they have their own leaf blowers. Found them all at Home Depot, no lies.
That was madly amusing! Old Jimmy just gets funnier with each passing day!
That James Brown actor was a bold play. Let's see how that works out for her! Back to you Cotton!
Happy indigenous peoples day
I like it when they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
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It's 10:08pm ET
I'm Pacific time and go to bed way before it airs here on regular tv. Grateful this is my before bedtime show on RUclips!
I like it when you like it when they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).
So you like it every day then.
@@juliebraden6911 Sure do.
I was trying to figure out what that thing on that giraffe's back was. Oh... it's a camel. DOH!! That was perty!!!
Thank you for recognizing indigenous day jimmy 😎👍🏿
I cannot believe we still have Columbus Day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Greetings from Keanu fan why did you say so?
@@keanureeves8056 because Christopher Columbus was a genocidal maniac
We’re clinging to all our old white men heroes. The sad/great part is, when you start learning more about history, there are so many unknown heroes that we can all celebrate and feel good about celebrating. Columbus didn’t even make it to North America, he hit the Caribbean islands!
Here in Utah schools don't even bring it up I asked my kids every Columbus Day to make sure the school is not celebrating for the most part they are not
If you hate the United States and our traditions, then leave.
The expression Jimmy 💖🦋🌹 was priceless 💖🦋🌹
'Trump gas?'---hilarious!!!
Listening to Trump is like listening to my ranting grandmother in her waning moments when she mistook any male in the room for my grandfather.
Trump projects so much that it might be a good idea to check his sock drawer for classified documents.
Ok libtards, if Jimmy makes you laugh you have all the personalities and charm of a sticky doorknobs !!! Let’s have it snowflakes!! Cry harder !!!
😂
His sock drawer is an extremely sticky situation.
He does indeed. Hopefully someone in the Justice Department saw the same clip! 😅
“No one found them there” “he found them there” “idk, somebody found something”
"Jared did it for the money" is actually a truth...
Yeah, that's the one thing that he was probably right about!
Yeah, the Saudis gave him $2B. I can't help but wonder what it was for.
I think we all know that it wasnt only Jared who did it for the money.
Yep
Biden and his coke head son sold this country for money.
Good monologue & I agree Jimmy.
That H. Walker joke 😂
Jimmy your monologs are hilarious🤣😂 Love your show😃
If you are a brainwashed democrat..
They are pure project mockingbird
💙💙💙💙from Australia 🇦🇺 😍
Honestly, did Trump really think he could get away with the classic "Everyone Else Was Doing It" excuse?
Jimmy we love you and your truths are so funny. Thank you for keeping us laughing
Guillermo is the best, so cute in the dance 😆🤗🙏🏼💞
You rock 🎸 Jimmy!!
This show is awesome 👌
In awe Jimmy!
Thanks again Jimmy!!!
6:40 A note to myself in case I come back to watch the hysterical James Brown impersonator again 😂 I was howling!
Thank you Jimmy for telling people what the far right is truly like.
Jimmy kills it!
Omg the James Brown impersonator 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Ty Jimmy for doing a full monologue and not the usual half monologue with cuz Sal on location somewhere, or half monologue with Bachelorette updates
Really funny, thanks needed that!🤣
"...like Operation Dumbo Drop..." lol
Guillermo’s got the moves!
Happy Thanksgiving Canada!
That was probably the most accurate history lesson then what kids receive in school.
Well, reading that comment tells me you skipped a lot of school!! Stop preaching to your own.
Do you read what you post? Atrocious English at best.
I'm on your side, JoAnn, but you really need to check your posts for spelling and grammar.
@@morbidmanmusic we’re allowed to preach to one another, thanks.
Lol. Jimmy so wanted to laugh at Guillermo in the outfit & the mascot. XD
Thank you!! My morning funny
That James Brown impersonator is worth the laugh 🤪
They need to bring back "In Living Color" just to add him to the cast.
I agree that one had me rolling. 😂
and half the crowd was his family...🤣
How he flip lien that lol
And everyone left when he was done flipping. Bye Sar-uh.
"Hold on a second 🙏" Same, Jimmy, same... haha
Love you Jimmy and Guillermo….💕 it’s also Canadian Thanksgiving today (10/10)🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦❤️
Well congratulations and THANK YOU-for sharing !!! It’s also my sister birthday 🥰🥰🥰Two reasons to celebrate 10/10 much better than ChrisCo’s lies.😂😂😂
@@ShalamarEntertainmentGroupLLC i’m a Gemini also…👯♀️
The james brown bit is too funny
U are right Kimmel, drop Columbus Day!
Can DOJ and who ever in the top court should do a GAG order for Trump not to talk about this case.
He even lies about filing lawsuits...
Momentum from the teachers that's all. First holiday of the school year.
lol wtf are you talking about
Our schools were in on Monday!
We took the day off in Massachusetts! Yay!! Thank you IP Day!