George Lopez - Why You Crying

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
  • George lopez

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  • @RX7821979
    @RX7821979 10 лет назад +2073

    im mexican [born in the u.s.] and every time someone knocks i hide

  • @OmacPrime
    @OmacPrime 6 лет назад +1305

    The car honk joke is one of the most accurate jokes I've ever heard.
    To add, you also know everyone in the family's different honks

  • @MeenieAlf24
    @MeenieAlf24 5 лет назад +1565

    His "white accent" cracks me up every time. 😂😂😂😂

  • @splendid99
    @splendid99 12 лет назад +518

    Aint gonna lie, Im from east africa, and I this nigga kept me laughing like i was a mexican and i really related to everything he was saying...that showed me that it wasnt a mexican thing but a universal language of '' we came from naffin to having something''....viva lopez and the mexican ppl...

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 3 года назад +8

      😂😂 My dad and I watch George Lopez all the time! Dad is Hispanic and he points out how accurate this is!!

    • @ShinkuGouki
      @ShinkuGouki 3 года назад +5

      Damn,your comment was posted 9 years ago,about 2003. Those were the best times of my life....

    • @hectormartinez7061
      @hectormartinez7061 2 года назад +1

      Dam bro is been this long. But u got a since of humor. I hired African guy at home Depot and let me tell you he worked hard harder than Mexicans.

    • @Silent-ci3ug
      @Silent-ci3ug 2 года назад +2

      You mean 2012?

    • @Silent-ci3ug
      @Silent-ci3ug 2 года назад +1

      or 2013?

  • @marlongutierrez2882
    @marlongutierrez2882 7 лет назад +947

    A lot of what he said is true latinos we are crazy

  • @alinareed105
    @alinareed105 6 лет назад +544

    No lie; my boyfriend and I live in Round rock texas, and we were going to a jack in the box. The topic of comedians came up in the car, I was just about to mention george lopez when the person in the drive thru sounded JUST LIKE HIS IMPRESSION. I was practically holding my breath while my boyfriend ordered for us, after we got his food I showed him this clip. He about pissed himself laughing, George you're the best

  • @genebrowniii774
    @genebrowniii774 6 лет назад +1563

    Man I miss watching the George Lopez show
    Like if u do 2

    • @sherrianderson3014
      @sherrianderson3014 5 лет назад +7

      Yes I miss George Lopez Show too so funny

    • @legitgopnik8431
      @legitgopnik8431 5 лет назад +6

      I know huh

    • @altagama7245
      @altagama7245 4 года назад +7

      Hell yeah. Specially for Angie. She was so fine.

    • @linajsports2459
      @linajsports2459 4 года назад +2

      Ya i miss georgo lopez too so funny😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

    • @luisarias5939
      @luisarias5939 4 года назад +1

      @@altagama7245 angie wasn't funny

  • @kissfan7
    @kissfan7 11 лет назад +264

    Nobody uses a mic or a mic stand as good as George Lopez.

    • @Chxlle
      @Chxlle 3 года назад

      You should see Sebastian Maniscalco 😂😂 both are hilarious!

    • @grow_bro_nllegalizeit6564
      @grow_bro_nllegalizeit6564 8 месяцев назад +1

      Fluffy got some skills bro...

  • @Mr.WasNEVERunderstood
    @Mr.WasNEVERunderstood 3 года назад +147

    The funniest line in the whole skit is “One minute plea” or “why you no say soda stupih” 😂 This has me rolling on the floor every time.

  • @malvaparker6618
    @malvaparker6618 3 года назад +167

    He’s so down to earth the stories he tells. He talks about true life. I love it. He never forgets where he came from. God bless him. 🙏🏾✝️💙

    • @B8to.928
      @B8to.928 2 года назад

      White people don't get the jokes tho

    • @B8to.928
      @B8to.928 2 года назад +2

      Still

    • @B8to.928
      @B8to.928 2 года назад +3

      Good

  • @jellybeans8744
    @jellybeans8744 5 лет назад +295

    Mexicans are the hardest working people. The only father I ever knew,was my friends father, I still call him Papi. At the time I didn't like it,looking back he was being a father to me. Papi let's go,I didn't argue with him,I respected him . He was from Mexico,hard working man.

    • @hereliesnaif
      @hereliesnaif 3 года назад +5

      Bro you know a hard working man when you see him and it’s weird that you automatically respect them

    • @eyekantbeme
      @eyekantbeme 3 года назад +7

      Cool story I've seen hard working people of all colors. Who gives a shit if they're from Mexico or Nicaragua. That's good they value their lives. Works knows no color. Knowing he's Mexican means nothing. Would the story be different if he were from Brazil? No it'd be same damn story. Pointing out where he's from discredits him and yourself.

    • @erendiradelgado4690
      @erendiradelgado4690 3 года назад +8

      @@eyekantbeme what happen your feelings got hurt Because your not Mexican?! Don’t worry we Mexican love and welcome all ethnicities and treat them like family.

    • @yournumber1fan100
      @yournumber1fan100 3 года назад +4

      You can't say nothing bad about a mexican in front of me.....my two brothers married Mexican women and I have nieces and nephews!!!

    • @Lefuhq3
      @Lefuhq3 3 года назад +3

      @@eyekantbeme why you gotta be a bitch 💀. Did you honestly think it was necessary to act like a weirdo.

  • @markanthonyfuentes4052
    @markanthonyfuentes4052 6 лет назад +243

    Sandra Bullock attended one of his shows and pulled him up out of circuit. And the rest was George Lopez history!! Love it!!

    • @crasemejia6681
      @crasemejia6681 4 года назад +2

      Mark Anthony Fuentes huh??

    • @markanthonyfuentes4052
      @markanthonyfuentes4052 4 года назад +25

      @@crasemejia6681 Sandra Bullock was looking to develop a sitcom. She was looking for someone funny. George Lopez always tells the story on how she came im at the right time in his life. She fought for him when they didnt want him to be the lead actor.It was the a wildly successful George Lopez show back 2002.

    • @Dingleberry69420
      @Dingleberry69420 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@markanthonyfuentes4052it’s truly sad that raza had a hard time coming up but the newer generation will never understand that George got it out the mud. He came from nothing like most Mexicans but yet they still hate on him it’s sad.

  • @nakshulmashath
    @nakshulmashath 5 лет назад +454

    "Why didn't you say soda stupid?"😂😂😂

  • @richsage3235
    @richsage3235 3 года назад +56

    That jack in the box scene on george lopez is one of my all time favourites 😂😂

    • @arnonroyna4420
      @arnonroyna4420 3 года назад +4

      ....because he described the experience like we were all sitting in the same car.

  • @sacredstarlight9446
    @sacredstarlight9446 4 года назад +117

    The soda bit gets me everytime...
    "Son uh ah bish"
    "Esprite, estupid"
    😂😂👍

    • @rooffire8876
      @rooffire8876 2 года назад

      Tell Horchata I wanna large pepsi

  • @kenc.d8200
    @kenc.d8200 5 лет назад +83

    Please bring the "George Lopez show back . He's brilliant .

  • @essencelomack9810
    @essencelomack9810 5 лет назад +109

    I love George's comedy, he will always be one of my favorite comedians ❤

  • @Music6446heart
    @Music6446heart 10 лет назад +289

    I love his giant eyes. THey are hilarious! I love him!

  • @JoJAce26
    @JoJAce26 11 лет назад +100

    Couldnt have said it any better. He tells the greatest stories. I feel kind of like family

  • @deerhaven3350
    @deerhaven3350 2 года назад +20

    Having grown up in and having spent more than 50 years of my life in southern California, it's hard for me to sit here without laughing so hard I nearly pee myself listening to George.

  • @richardsnook1874
    @richardsnook1874 2 года назад +7

    George is the uncle we all wish we had.

  • @moonmix6182
    @moonmix6182 4 года назад +83

    He nailed Jack in the box all the way.

    • @andyorozco8060
      @andyorozco8060 3 года назад +1

      "Juarez. No Juarez Cabron what it is it" is the most favorite part.

  • @luigiwithguns3588
    @luigiwithguns3588 4 года назад +180

    Im not mexican, but i still hide when someone knocks

    • @megakid6350
      @megakid6350 4 года назад +1

      Aren't we all

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 4 года назад +4

      🎶 Keep on knockin but you can't come in! 🎶

    • @bmbk4725
      @bmbk4725 4 года назад +1

      I'm Nicaraguan which is kind of similar and we do the same thing.

    • @unlimitedduckgamer
      @unlimitedduckgamer 4 года назад

      I have a window next to the door so if i hear a knock and if i see its someone i know, i answer, but if it aint someone i know, I do hide.

    • @gakbrenti
      @gakbrenti 4 года назад

      my dad 😂😂😂

  • @mgrscope9873
    @mgrscope9873 4 года назад +57

    The white people impressions he does kill me everytime. 🤣😂

  • @MyPronounsISwhom
    @MyPronounsISwhom 5 лет назад +30

    I remember when this came out my folks rented this DVD ... we were never the same.

  • @DeadSezSo
    @DeadSezSo 3 года назад +18

    George Lopez show is one of the more genuinely funny sitcoms of all time. Up there with golden girls and such lol it's rare for standup comedians to truly translate, speaks to how underrated George Lopez is!

    • @sarahr4099
      @sarahr4099 2 года назад +1

      He's just naturally funny, he doesn't have to try

  • @lavablasst4008
    @lavablasst4008 5 лет назад +88

    0:50
    Duude yeahhh!!! I'm mexican and whenever I hear the doorbell I'm too scared to answer it 😂😂😅 I'm 19

    • @SuperMountaindewdude
      @SuperMountaindewdude 5 лет назад +6

      I’m white and I always hide and never answer the door. 😂

    • @annkovacs8027
      @annkovacs8027 5 лет назад +18

      I’m black and when the doorbell rings , We turn the tv down and tip toe around the house lol

    • @luisluis9112
      @luisluis9112 5 лет назад

      I used to run under the blanket 😂

    • @alali3700
      @alali3700 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alali3700
      @alali3700 4 года назад

      ANN KOVACS lol!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @PLOttawa
    @PLOttawa 10 лет назад +269

    The best living comedian.

  • @OOPMD-backs
    @OOPMD-backs 3 года назад +5

    How could you get tired of George

  • @elijahcota2408
    @elijahcota2408 6 лет назад +233

    George Lopez: *speaks*
    Crowd: *cheers*

  • @sylviarichardson8759
    @sylviarichardson8759 5 лет назад +18

    This had me in tears! Love George!!

  • @allenburnett5422
    @allenburnett5422 2 года назад +5

    George Lopez, True nourishing father figure who always warms our soul and always brings us 😊 joy.

  • @lindak3468
    @lindak3468 5 лет назад +9

    His comedy is off the chain I could listen to him all day. Heck I'd vote him him for President.

  • @C13LuckyC13
    @C13LuckyC13 12 лет назад +13

    This will never get old... I'm gonna show this to generations that are still to come xD

  • @mveerman1310
    @mveerman1310 4 года назад +13

    Viva la raza! Here in 2020 during Covid-19. Bless the world!!!!! All love ❤️

  • @martaberryhill8944
    @martaberryhill8944 3 года назад +35

    He had me laughing so much. I haven't laughed this much in a long time

  • @xavierwashington5408
    @xavierwashington5408 5 лет назад +25

    Jack in the Box is filled with hispanics, but they’re all nice, i love Jack in the Box

  • @versacemedusaonthefloor4514
    @versacemedusaonthefloor4514 7 лет назад +31

    George Lopez you are the best comedian 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @COOKIEZ__
    @COOKIEZ__ Год назад +1

    My grandpa is one of the hardest working guys I’ve ever met and I’m so lucky to have him a mechanic for almost 55 years and has made many friends all around town. He’s such a wonderful person to be around so funny and full of love ❤ he will Help anyone if they need and will make sure your car is running great

  • @david_negron
    @david_negron 7 лет назад +404

    4:35 I'm dying at how he said Pepsi
    *"pexi"*

    • @johnnihil1689
      @johnnihil1689 5 лет назад +21

      You want horchata? lmfao

    • @MyPronounsISwhom
      @MyPronounsISwhom 5 лет назад +5

      Píxxa lol

    • @raineyleblanc8198
      @raineyleblanc8198 5 лет назад +4

      lol My step-father is Puerto Rican, and he's always said "Pexi"

    • @ccsilva6110
      @ccsilva6110 4 года назад +1

      He is so on track how it was💥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🙌🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cesarponce3413
      @cesarponce3413 4 года назад +1

      That's how we say it. Latinos hay Spanglish, Ingles chafa, ingles improvisado, etc.

  • @LaughingDisciple
    @LaughingDisciple 5 лет назад +11

    This is golden. I'm Cuban anerican and I work with lots of Dominican ladies. So true lol

  • @alexturcin7390
    @alexturcin7390 4 года назад +19

    Back home we used to hire anybody that wasn't working. 😂😂 2020 Romania we still do it like that 😂

  • @CarMaintenanceGuy
    @CarMaintenanceGuy 5 лет назад +59

    What is so funny about this guy is that HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! You can't make this shit up! I don't think he's funny in real life, but on the stage he's amazing.

    • @rocknroll7316
      @rocknroll7316 2 года назад

      @ Money I agree. I didn't really like his tv show much but like his standup

  • @dionjackson9857
    @dionjackson9857 2 года назад +4

    This man deserves his flowers ready set goo.... word up 👊

  • @johnhope9319
    @johnhope9319 5 лет назад +20

    This particular stand up set, i would put in the top 10 routines of all time!!! This routine is legend. I remember the first time i watched this i seriously laughed for an hour strait!

  • @AztecDannyboy
    @AztecDannyboy 5 лет назад +89

    8:28 "No me pushes wey. Ay cabron!"

  • @JKAABOI
    @JKAABOI 4 года назад +15

    I like the part, “eh jump in the mans not home!!!” lol that killed me!!! lol

  • @epdlp4506
    @epdlp4506 4 года назад +14

    My son totally relates. He asked for burritos at del taco without any hot sauce. He overstated "no hot sauce". And he got hot sauce on ALL 10 burritos and even got an additional 14 packets of sauce. He told me " just like George said"😂

  • @arriagalis
    @arriagalis 8 лет назад +86

    About building sooooo true lol my father in law or grandpa where you want it? Ok perfect! Lol my husband is a roofer and one time the ladder didn't reach a three floor building and they were trying to reach a higher chimney. No ladder could do it, he climbed that sht and pulled his boss up lmao!

  • @donovanwilliams29
    @donovanwilliams29 2 года назад +4

    George Lopez is the funniest Latino comedian out there. He's dead on with all the stereotypes.

  • @chrisfarrellfresh
    @chrisfarrellfresh 9 лет назад +151

    didn't realize they used these recordings in the show when he drove bennys friends around and stopped for food

  • @sisimoto
    @sisimoto 12 лет назад +14

    George Lopez as he stares is killer!! And we like him for this! :D

  • @chetumalkid
    @chetumalkid 13 лет назад +7

    This guy should be the Mexican Ambassador in the States...at least, he would crack everybody up!

  • @solarenergy79
    @solarenergy79 14 лет назад +4

    I wish my Mom was still alive to see George Lopez make it to HBO...she would LOVE this special. Oh, and by the way? TOTAL LATIN MOM...anyone else been hit with a chankla?

  • @conejitaconsentida1821
    @conejitaconsentida1821 5 лет назад +21

    Still watching in October 2019 🤣

  • @KingOfEmptyPromises
    @KingOfEmptyPromises 3 года назад +6

    I live in a predominant mexican & puerto rican community and this is 100% accurate.

  • @EonPerchx
    @EonPerchx 15 лет назад +15

    LMFAO. The very last part.
    "Hey jump in, the man's not home."
    XDDDDDD

  • @darkoanton5
    @darkoanton5 Год назад +1

    The Jack-in-a-Box bit was gold, Jerry. Gold!

  • @taisenbrown6150
    @taisenbrown6150 5 лет назад +11

    Never gets old

  • @heyjessie6963
    @heyjessie6963 5 лет назад +19

    That honking was so accurate that be me when my ti comes to pick me up!! 😂😂😂

  • @jellybeans8744
    @jellybeans8744 5 лет назад +3

    Love Mexican people & their children.

  • @CirceandLillith
    @CirceandLillith 3 года назад +3

    The best stand up ever.period.

  • @Drhomelander
    @Drhomelander 6 лет назад +52

    I am Chilean and i can relate to what he says. The same things happen in my country.

    • @jobalboa3773
      @jobalboa3773 6 лет назад +2

      Patricio Escalona yaaaaaa po

    • @dannygarcia695
      @dannygarcia695 5 лет назад +3

      Why you lying you guys can't afford yack in the box.

    • @arturoelescano3216
      @arturoelescano3216 5 лет назад +3

      Stop the B.S.!!! All you guys do is copy your neighbors from the north.

    • @johnporkthe3rd51
      @johnporkthe3rd51 4 года назад

      Cada vez que pienso en chile pienso de ese wey metiendo su dedo en el culo de cavani hahahah

  • @ananymousincrypd4296
    @ananymousincrypd4296 7 лет назад +53

    When he said eh senor call nine Juan Juan that made me laugh bad I just find it funny 😂

  • @AR-hn9mr
    @AR-hn9mr 2 года назад +3

    One of the best of the best.. not cause he is hispanic, but cause he is talented.

  • @user-wd6lm7xp5x
    @user-wd6lm7xp5x 3 года назад +5

    I love him,he is so funny I watched George Lopez show loved it

  • @JH-ry2fx
    @JH-ry2fx 4 года назад +14

    George always keeping it 💯😂

  • @michaelhull5499
    @michaelhull5499 2 года назад +4

    I use to work at jack in the box and our manager did talk like that 😂😂 he was so on point wit that

  • @heatherrobinson5458
    @heatherrobinson5458 9 лет назад +90

    I don't think I have ever laughed so much.

  • @mexchopper
    @mexchopper 5 лет назад +28

    I just realized that I do pronounce Yack in the box.

  • @saydeesaydee2847
    @saydeesaydee2847 5 лет назад +3

    Mexicans hardest working people ..love em. They dont play!!

  • @biancadadrummer5943
    @biancadadrummer5943 4 года назад +19

    yeah i’m LITERALLY CRYING 😂😂

  • @AliciaRuiz-fx9ci
    @AliciaRuiz-fx9ci Месяц назад

    Love George Lopez 🤎 Saw him first time here in Dallas. Wish he’d come back to dallas😂😂😂🙏🏽

  • @nicoletackett1245
    @nicoletackett1245 5 лет назад +8

    I say....Do you want scheeseeee? A fren fry?... What kind of fountain drinks do you have?? I have tears😂🤣

    • @TyTurner1996
      @TyTurner1996 3 года назад

      WHY YOU NO SAY SODA, STUPID?!

  • @CATDANCE13
    @CATDANCE13 10 лет назад +132

    ... can I "hell yewww?" lol!

  • @LeoInvests110
    @LeoInvests110 4 года назад +8

    We need more George Lopez”mas pueto”

  • @mannyboy922010
    @mannyboy922010 3 года назад +4

    One thing people overlook is that he does the whole 2nd part of the roof bit STANDING ON THE ARMS OF THE CHAIR!!! Goat shit.

  • @buddy77587
    @buddy77587 5 лет назад +7

    George you rock!

  • @li-ion6228
    @li-ion6228 2 года назад +3

    his jack in a box bits always makes me laugh

  • @Geo_Che
    @Geo_Che 6 лет назад +18

    Us native americans can def relate....esp when someone knocks then we hide lol

    • @danielramirez3459
      @danielramirez3459 6 лет назад +3

      😂 we was trained to hide cause of church ladys

    • @angle7035
      @angle7035 6 лет назад +1

      FAX

    • @ntvsneakerhead4524
      @ntvsneakerhead4524 6 лет назад +1

      For real same here

    • @jtma0514
      @jtma0514 5 лет назад +1

      Actually two very different races also most people hide or get scared it's alarming when someone hits the door when someone honks that's normal you hear that all the time.

  • @fyne_dyme
    @fyne_dyme 4 года назад +14

    WHY YOU DNT SAY SODA STUPED!" 💀🤣

  • @16royalpersonalities
    @16royalpersonalities 7 лет назад +8

    My life growing up with my grandpa lol!

  • @ross4329
    @ross4329 12 лет назад +9

    gabriel and lopez for the win

  • @janedoe9421
    @janedoe9421 5 лет назад +23

    "Son of a biish"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ppppssss7971
    @ppppssss7971 3 года назад +3

    Joaquin en la caja????HILLARIOUS MY MAN. The more we think we're different. The more we're all the same. Let's respect and 💘 one another..Life is too short....Thank you GEORGIE!!!!!

  • @nas84payne
    @nas84payne 2 года назад +4

    I can’t believe how funny he is 😂😂😂 He’s up there with fellow greats like George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock….

  • @hattyhat
    @hattyhat 3 года назад +6

    2021 and this shit still funny as all hell

  • @gloriosatierra
    @gloriosatierra 4 года назад +10

    Ray the roofer: "That's how I roll."

  • @saydeesaydee2847
    @saydeesaydee2847 5 лет назад +11

    I didnt know the insurance money was for the roof lol...that was yours..straight up!!!!

  • @badazzcorvette8970
    @badazzcorvette8970 3 года назад +4

    I Love this guy! JACK

  • @victorolivares7676
    @victorolivares7676 5 лет назад +50

    You guan a Espray?! 😂😂😂😂

  • @youbgyoubg8716
    @youbgyoubg8716 4 года назад +3

    i would watch him every night they often forget about what a positive family role model he was to blacks and Latinos We love you george

  • @ddsgabo
    @ddsgabo 2 года назад +2

    Ese George López; my favorite comedian.

  • @fredfreddy1502
    @fredfreddy1502 3 года назад

    Raza music and the bass speaker that shakes the building is EVERY jobsite in the world. I love being an electrician and I love my latino brothers and sisters

  • @joaniehowan8321
    @joaniehowan8321 13 дней назад

    They are the best people. I had them work on my house. The work was the best. I tip them well and give them food and drinks. God bless them all.

  • @jazminrocha9581
    @jazminrocha9581 5 лет назад +5

    This man spits out facts

  • @theperfectkillerkid5873
    @theperfectkillerkid5873 4 года назад +3

    Bruh the *you knock, we hide* is so accurate

  • @venasolo1339
    @venasolo1339 5 лет назад +5

    My childhood villain...I love him sooooooo much more now XD

  • @fatherelmer5188
    @fatherelmer5188 5 лет назад +3

    I’m Guatemalan and every time someone knocks we go look through the window cause that shit can get dangerous

  • @Tesoro598
    @Tesoro598 11 месяцев назад +1

    George keeps it real. His jokes are so on point. 😂