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  • @sars910
    @sars910 Год назад +1593

    Totally justified.
    If they wanted human rights, they should not have made the mistake of being born as peasants.

    • @thekillingduck
      @thekillingduck Год назад +84

      Exactly! It's their fault for being filth.

    • @daryle02
      @daryle02 Год назад +41

      They weren’t born that way. It was a choice.

    • @Adonis8989
      @Adonis8989 Год назад

      Does yzma or whatever her name is form Emperors New Groove say something like that?

    • @keiraaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @keiraaaaaaaaaaaaaa Год назад +20

      They may lack human rights, but they do have good prowess. This is why I always forcibly recruit the peasants.

    • @jm52995
      @jm52995 Год назад +5

      You have to human to have human rights in the first place

  • @ed-b8045
    @ed-b8045 2 года назад +1564

    Just an ordinary day in the life of a middle ages lord

  • @Bludgeoned2DEATH2
    @Bludgeoned2DEATH2 Год назад +446

    "Honey the poors are angry again!"

    • @user-bz3wm6qd9c
      @user-bz3wm6qd9c Месяц назад +5

      ‘If they dont have bread let them eat cake’ vibes

  • @sauronsmundwinkel
    @sauronsmundwinkel 2 года назад +311

    the peasant leaders are actually the only prisoners i always recruit, since they have good very marshall + prowess

    • @internetguy2760
      @internetguy2760 Год назад +75

      This must be the CK3 version of “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”

    • @ElderGod4
      @ElderGod4 Год назад

      Bad idea, any1 can use them to assassinate you

    • @jomerbongalos2616
      @jomerbongalos2616 11 месяцев назад +15

      Makes sense, quell the rebellion, give them amnesty by sparing their lives

    • @FighteroftheNightman
      @FighteroftheNightman 11 месяцев назад +8

      As a Catholic I believe in the concept of mercy and so I flip a coin irl. Heads they plead for mercy tails they remain obstinate in their rebellion. The ones who ask got mercy I give them a 2nd chance by making them an unlanded knight. They'll never receive land but they'll be alive until they die in battle. Tails well....off with their head

    • @ElderGod4
      @ElderGod4 6 месяцев назад

      I agree . If I were a peasant rebel and you just recruited me in your inner circle , to me it looks like you just gave me another chance to assassinate you.
      You’re a very smart player and very hot man 👍🏼

  • @redwankhan3375
    @redwankhan3375 2 года назад +659

    It's such a good thing that u r not a noble lady in the middle ages 🤣

    • @TALLAHAEEE
      @TALLAHAEEE 2 года назад +12

      Jesus dude

    • @DreeblesOfficial
      @DreeblesOfficial  2 года назад +180

      Yea cuz I don't think the peasants would really appreciate me killing off their leaders lmao

    • @medievalthebucket5248
      @medievalthebucket5248 2 года назад +25

      @@DreeblesOfficial i mean basically every nobleman did that

    • @mywifesboyfriend5807
      @mywifesboyfriend5807 2 года назад +5

      Cersei Lannister over here

    • @k.v.7681
      @k.v.7681 2 года назад +44

      @@medievalthebucket5248 No they did not. I appreciate medieval misconceptions as much as the next guy, it's funny, but shouldn't be equated to actual history. Every serf had legal protection under the manorial court that convened every 3 weeks, and that court included representatves of the king. We have records of noblemen hanged after being found guilty of offenses (like rhymes with grape) or lost their lands after excessive brutality.

  • @thekommunistkrusader3921
    @thekommunistkrusader3921 2 года назад +310

    Sounds french... bouta get uno reverse card

    • @DreeblesOfficial
      @DreeblesOfficial  2 года назад +63

      Oh god not the guillotine revolution 😭

    • @xMAD_SCIENTISTx
      @xMAD_SCIENTISTx 5 месяцев назад

      Them French chop their king head off because they ran out of bread 🍞🪓

  • @Ch-ew9tm
    @Ch-ew9tm 2 года назад +70

    A peasant rebellion once successfully besieged my capital, killed my genius and strong heir and stole one of my artifacts. The worst thing is that you can’t get the artifact back from the leader EVEN when you imprison him. Like tf why? You can only get it back if you release him and then ether steal or duel him for the artifact.

    • @DreeblesOfficial
      @DreeblesOfficial  2 года назад +32

      Omg the amount of rage I would have had dude. Also that seems like it should be reported as a bug to paradox almost because that doesn’t make any sense? Like if you’re in my jail I should be able to take my stuff back thanks.

    • @drakebalzer2098
      @drakebalzer2098 Год назад

      I just lost an entire run after one reign because a Peasant uprising killed my character and my grandson is 18, infirm, no brothers, and sterile. Peasants can fucking die.

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 7 месяцев назад +6

      Way I figure it, the artefact was stolen and then either immediately sold for war funds, or hidden somewhere, knowing your forces were closing in. Then, in 800 years time, it's found by pure chance by a lucky guy with a metal detector ;)

    • @Somnambulist9
      @Somnambulist9 Месяц назад +2

      After he's imprisoned as a prisoner of war, you can recruit him, throw in a hook if you can. Now he's your courtier, you can imprison him again (hook might become handy to increase success chance), this time as a regular prisoner, you can banish him from your land. Then you get all his belongings including gold and all artifacts.

  • @extint3407
    @extint3407 Год назад +35

    They need to learn their place 😂

  • @alanjambalaya9168
    @alanjambalaya9168 Год назад +19

    When peasants rise up i always recruit their leader and employ him as marshal.

  • @danielmcgillis270
    @danielmcgillis270 2 года назад +56

    Sir the presents are revolting.
    I know they stink on ice.

  • @twinalphathree9147
    @twinalphathree9147 11 месяцев назад +4

    "I get annoyed when the peasants rise up, so I usually execute them." - Queen Marie Antoinette playing CK3

  • @donniesmith3902
    @donniesmith3902 Год назад +6

    I usually wipe entire Houses if one of their members rebel.

  • @robertmacdonald6527
    @robertmacdonald6527 2 года назад +183

    So many excellent free commanders wasted ☹️

    • @DreeblesOfficial
      @DreeblesOfficial  2 года назад +103

      I sometimes will keep them and recruit them! Especially if they have good skills but this one time they pissed me off so bad from back to back rebellions I was like nah not today. You DIE today. Lol

    • @alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108
      @alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108 2 года назад +5

      I wish they were that good in CK2, the "broken spirits" thingy can be really anoying when I see a potential 20+ commander in my dungeon.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 года назад +4

      I usually keep them unless they've got a bad personality. They're useful, even you don't use them as commanders, you can marry them to your kids, or marry their kids to your kids since they've got good stats

    • @LeftWingNationalist
      @LeftWingNationalist Год назад +1

      I'd rather take the dread tbh.

  • @joemama1831
    @joemama1831 2 месяца назад +4

    Mannnn I remember I had 3 Vassals try and declare war on me. I felt like Negan when I had them all imprisoned and lined them up for execution 💀

  • @MrNachtgespenst
    @MrNachtgespenst 2 года назад +29

    Damn, now I want to play ck3 again 😅😂

  • @rikmuao4699
    @rikmuao4699 2 месяца назад +2

    " Let them eat cake " said the Princess.
    " Off with her head " responded the peasants.

  • @oakleafcurrents2976
    @oakleafcurrents2976 Год назад +10

    Like many others say I recruit the peasants. Tbh I feel bad for em, especially when they are just asking for a tax break.
    On the other hand, noble faction leaders get stripped of their titles and executed. FAFO

    • @DreeblesOfficial
      @DreeblesOfficial  Год назад +2

      Honestly I'm doing the same after all the comments lol And 100% yes to the noble stuff. They should know better. You have it all but I can take it all away buddy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @Mailb0x1
    @Mailb0x1 2 года назад +17

    On one hand they got good stats to be a marshal or a knight but on the other hand they rise up against me and deserve to have their head removed. Decisions decisions

  • @John_Raiyder
    @John_Raiyder 2 месяца назад +7

    Well that’s rather tame for CK terms… what’s your opinion on Incest tho?

    • @NotFunctional-ever
      @NotFunctional-ever Месяц назад +2

      She's a CK3 player, so at least it's a yes, and at most all, her relatives have had her children.

    • @derfang493
      @derfang493 Месяц назад

      U mean devine marrage?

  • @TheRiddick82
    @TheRiddick82 Год назад +2

    So ruthless! I love it lol 😂

  • @kennyk2698
    @kennyk2698 Год назад +1

    I have never had one of your videos get recommend to me but after what I just saw I think I’m in love...

  • @BoredTAK5000
    @BoredTAK5000 Год назад +3

    Lord 1: “The peasants are revolting.”
    Lord 2: “Yes but what are they doing?”
    Lord 1: “No sir, they’re leading an uprising.”

  • @Turtletoise
    @Turtletoise 2 месяца назад +3

    If CK3 truly is anything like real life, then I 100% understand why inbreeding, murder, and war was so common. That shit is convenient!

  • @CyanideSlushie
    @CyanideSlushie Год назад +1

    I always recruit them, they have great stats, plus it’s fun to have them lead forces to crush future rebellions.

  • @skitsafrantic3162
    @skitsafrantic3162 Месяц назад

    "It is said that the people are revolting"
    "You said it, they stink on ice"

  • @terlondre
    @terlondre 2 года назад +2

    I love it when they rebel. With "battlefield looters" legacy it just means more money
    ..... and the more the merrier

  • @stellar7933
    @stellar7933 2 года назад +2

    NOOOO! THE PEASANT LEADERS ARE GREAT GENERALS 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

  • @xtoo550
    @xtoo550 2 года назад +2

    If they have good prowess I like to recruit them as knights.

  • @magoochito
    @magoochito 2 года назад +1

    I hire them all the time. They make excellent marshals or knights.

  • @scr3aming3agle83
    @scr3aming3agle83 2 года назад +4

    They cant be upsetti and rise up if they dead

  • @jeffantonson2304
    @jeffantonson2304 2 года назад +1

    I loved peasant revolts in my most recent pagan Norse Russia campaign. Free sacrifice. No angry family to worry about.

  • @ButchKralvron
    @ButchKralvron Месяц назад

    I mean... Guy had it coming, he went up against a lord

  • @comrademakno
    @comrademakno 8 месяцев назад +1

    I go one step further and execute my rebelling vassals, its cathartic! (I play byzantium alot)

  • @TonyKingOfTheOzone
    @TonyKingOfTheOzone 4 месяца назад

    Village ye are, and village ye shall remain.

  • @XXXTENTAClON227
    @XXXTENTAClON227 Год назад +1

    I always recruit them… I’m tight on cash fr

  • @Taschip
    @Taschip Год назад +1

    POV you're a medieval lord

  • @scarletbard6511
    @scarletbard6511 2 года назад +2

    Imagine not torturing them for free Intrigue/Prowess.

    • @onlychild5213
      @onlychild5213 2 года назад +1

      Imagine not just recruiting them and make them your new Marshall.

  • @ladlb8062
    @ladlb8062 Год назад +1

    i usually recruit them because they good knights an in te early/middle game they sometimes even good generals, but i guess forced to lead an army from the kingdom u hate and revolted against, it´s not much better:D

  • @MrRinoHunter
    @MrRinoHunter Год назад +1

    I recruit them, they generally have high prowess and martial skills.

  • @ChristianAuditore14
    @ChristianAuditore14 2 года назад +1

    I hire them, they are usually good champions

  • @James-712
    @James-712 2 года назад +5

    Always recruit them. Unless they are different religiion zealous then they will probably just end up murdering you. Off with their head!

  • @actorman5000
    @actorman5000 Год назад

    Same. Unless I need knights, these leaders usually have good prowess. They only get the one free pass tho..

  • @anidioticgenius6393
    @anidioticgenius6393 2 года назад +2

    I do the same thing only difference is that I wait for 10 years cause I forget that there are PEASANTS! I say again, MERE PEASANTS IN MY DUNGEON FOR ROYALTY! So I execute them for trespassing into my dungeon.

  • @atf5813
    @atf5813 3 месяца назад

    It’s the casual, “See ya” for me! 😂

  • @asherward3671
    @asherward3671 Месяц назад

    I actually usually recruit the leaders as knights they’re usually super high prowess

  • @mr.pumpkin8891
    @mr.pumpkin8891 Год назад

    just ck3 things
    *stares at Marie Antoinette's head*
    uhhhhhhhhh

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere Месяц назад

    Unless you are a 'Kind' ruler, who would get stress from executions, so instead you just let them rot in your dungeon.

  • @jonathannorthcutt5793
    @jonathannorthcutt5793 7 дней назад

    Honestly they generally have good prowess and martial do theyre good knights which I feel is hilarious way to punish them

  • @blasphemy4159
    @blasphemy4159 Месяц назад

    King Henry the 8th approves

  • @tigerstarshockwave9105
    @tigerstarshockwave9105 2 года назад +1

    I never want to lose piety so I just throw every single person that revolted against me in the dungeons, or just forget about them and eventually see people that were imprisoned for 50 years or something.

  • @beep3589
    @beep3589 Год назад

    They usually have such good prowess and command points that I end up knighting them.

  • @matthewbutts2062
    @matthewbutts2062 7 месяцев назад

    I get my best Knights from the peasant uprisings

  • @Bellius27
    @Bellius27 2 месяца назад +1

    Monarch-maxxing

    • @portman8909
      @portman8909 16 дней назад

      peasants are the sub5's

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo Год назад +1

    Sheeesh😂

  • @weehoo2
    @weehoo2 8 месяцев назад

    They usually have really good martial stats so if you can recruit them after capture, they’ll increase control in the province they rose up in 💀

  • @soupncsoupy
    @soupncsoupy Год назад +7

    "Seeya!" Would be utterly terrifying as a royal councilor to hear from their liege as they calmly casually executing peasants that were unhappy with their Liege's rule. And to me it's equally as hilarious. "Seeya!" Ahahahahahahaha

  • @Jaxay93
    @Jaxay93 5 месяцев назад

    I most usually covert them, recruit them then gove them lands. Meritocracy I guess

  • @mosiout7736
    @mosiout7736 Год назад

    I actually love it
    Most of the time
    Peasants leaders make for a good champion or commander

  • @joshuacharette2608
    @joshuacharette2608 Год назад

    Historically accurate.

  • @intoxicatedandslighlyfaded534
    @intoxicatedandslighlyfaded534 5 месяцев назад

    Let them eat cake vibes

  • @SodapopSunrise
    @SodapopSunrise Год назад

    Treat me like a peasant 😩

  • @VictorBillordo
    @VictorBillordo 2 года назад +1

    Nice! You got a new sub

  • @linusren2642
    @linusren2642 Год назад +1

    Meeee toooo thank god im not alone in that😅👌

  • @truesalubriseraphiel8227
    @truesalubriseraphiel8227 Год назад +1

    Fucked up? No…. Just a creative solution

  • @proventhrower3858
    @proventhrower3858 Год назад

    The words of a true king

  • @justincredible9593
    @justincredible9593 Год назад

    Good mama when peasants rise up their heads roll down lol

  • @killiose7004
    @killiose7004 4 месяца назад

    One thing I like to do is make sure my buddies wife is not lonely when he goes on his pilgrimages. Gotta makes sure there marriage is a happy one

  • @crassustheelder9665
    @crassustheelder9665 Год назад

    Same! I do have one exception though: I like to save the strongest of them and put them in house arrest so I can hold them for life. Typically I like to make the tallest peasant leader my executioner and I give them the metal face mask to mark them.

  • @MrDando87
    @MrDando87 Год назад

    I always recruit them as a commander of it's early game.

  • @SkunkfapGaming
    @SkunkfapGaming Год назад

    usually I look at their stats and traits and if they have anything desirable ill recruit them if not they get tortured first then executed unless their random is high enough to be worth letting them go

  • @ChristopherRockhill
    @ChristopherRockhill Год назад

    I like to imprison the peasant leader and then recruit them upon release… along with a weak hook. Then I use them as a commander or a marshal.

  • @wickedAberration
    @wickedAberration 2 года назад +8

    I generally recruit em. They make good knights.

    • @onlychild5213
      @onlychild5213 2 года назад +1

      That’s art of war shit

    • @VegPullOut
      @VegPullOut Год назад

      Thts wht I do as well, they really have good martial points

    • @revivedsoul1099
      @revivedsoul1099 Год назад

      Danm, thats dope

  • @steffani0307
    @steffani0307 8 месяцев назад

    I D O T H A T B A B I E S 😇

  • @bigmonke7661
    @bigmonke7661 Год назад

    I do this when vassals rebel

  • @Epelpaj
    @Epelpaj 2 года назад

    I also execute the peasant leaders, but not if it would bring stress to my character

  • @Jrl96xAAx
    @Jrl96xAAx Год назад

    I usually recruit them as a knight

  • @Anoradord
    @Anoradord Год назад

    The peasent leader is an excellent marshal if you need one

  • @topclips.001
    @topclips.001 Месяц назад

    give them cake

  • @MASTERTEMPLAR69
    @MASTERTEMPLAR69 11 месяцев назад

    I normally blind them then let them go lol

  • @MastemaJack
    @MastemaJack Год назад

    I do the same thing. Thinking about it I kill half or just over half my prisoners and I noticed I almost always have a plot to kill someone.

  • @Imperial_Navy03
    @Imperial_Navy03 Год назад

    I usually recruit the leader since they're good a lot of the time

  • @dmitriyb5206
    @dmitriyb5206 Год назад

    If I rule small tribe and/or am just starting up a campaign with a small court, I always recruit those peasant leaders and make sure they like me (sway or gifts) because they make good commanders or knights. But if I am well of in a campaign, they just go to the chopping block.

  • @tatmifatmi8952
    @tatmifatmi8952 4 месяца назад

    Actually what you should do is release em for a hook then recruit them because if you check their stats they are op specially prowess so they make amazing op knights. My reactto Every revolt is "Oh free op knights " lol

  • @wutaktai
    @wutaktai 21 день назад

    Same except I torture them 1st lol but they usually make good Commanders & Faris'

  • @Lazysquid27
    @Lazysquid27 3 месяца назад

    I always make them knights. Honestly they are damn good fighters. If they do well enough I give them a barony that they can pass on to children if they have them.

  • @NinjaSushi2
    @NinjaSushi2 Год назад

    Lol "Help help! I'm being repressed!"

  • @saintjiubtheeradicator
    @saintjiubtheeradicator 4 месяца назад

    I just release them because I don't like ending lives unless it adds plot development

  • @robsright4256
    @robsright4256 6 месяцев назад

    Everytime sister!!!

  • @Basshead004
    @Basshead004 8 месяцев назад +1

    Forgot to torture them though

  • @flaviobacceli2248
    @flaviobacceli2248 7 месяцев назад

    Paesants are the true enemy !😂

  • @oobieo
    @oobieo Месяц назад

    Cersei Lannister vibes

  • @Miguel09MC
    @Miguel09MC Год назад

    if the peasant has good skills i recruit them

  • @YuiYounha
    @YuiYounha Год назад

    When there is peasant uprisings and won those war, it is an decent chance that the peasant leader have high martial or prowess. So i recruit them as knight rather than execute them.

  • @aquinatis5034
    @aquinatis5034 Год назад

    I literally imprison my vassals who have too much power to seize their titles and hand them out to my family, and right after I torture them and proceed to execute and devour them.
    Oh yeah and I do that to their families too, I’ve ruined countless amounts of houses because I was hungry

  • @ilayohana3150
    @ilayohana3150 2 месяца назад

    I just recruit them they make excellent knights

  • @chriszampella5449
    @chriszampella5449 Год назад

    If you're born poor it's your parents fault, if you die poor it's your fault.

  • @jayrob3
    @jayrob3 Год назад

    Back in the recc's here's a comment for the algorithm

    • @jayrob3
      @jayrob3 10 месяцев назад

      2nd recc. The algorithm is set to 2 months. Noted.

  • @TheWebsOfCorruptionNeverFail
    @TheWebsOfCorruptionNeverFail Год назад

    If you are a peasant leader rebelling against me, there are only two outcomes. You either become the executioner or get executed.
    PS, Still waiting for Dithmarschen Peasant Rebellion and Republics in general in CK3, so i can start harvesting skulls from each Dynasty in the game, like in CK2.

  • @phaze7843
    @phaze7843 2 года назад +1

    don't we all

  • @MR_Nickanator
    @MR_Nickanator 2 месяца назад

    Dread ain't gonna earn itself