Why I always drink Starbucks Water

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  7 лет назад +6662

    A new random video discussing the mysteries of the Universe.

    • @kassympx4769
      @kassympx4769 7 лет назад +88

      TheReportOfTheWeek I love you💗

    • @airlebron7467
      @airlebron7467 7 лет назад +16

      Dunkin Doughnuts coffe > Starbucks

    • @geddyleesowlnose
      @geddyleesowlnose 7 лет назад +67

      TheReportOfTheWeek do you pee liquid gold?

    • @leftbutcheeckxd1455
      @leftbutcheeckxd1455 7 лет назад +1

      TheReportOfTheWeek !!!!!!

    • @NathanaelGreer
      @NathanaelGreer 7 лет назад +10

      If your followers keep getting weird.... haha so that's a given! All your videos will be de-monitized because of religious fervor..

  • @mosspuddle766
    @mosspuddle766 6 лет назад +3259

    This man has the charisma to literally evaluate and scrutinize water for 20 minutes and somehow keep it incomparably enticing

    • @enforcer8343
      @enforcer8343 6 лет назад +16

      Aye yeet I have a friend named charisma

    • @kimjongun505
      @kimjongun505 6 лет назад +2

      Aye yeet.

    • @golden6743
      @golden6743 5 лет назад +18

      Yeah this dude has like level 9 charisma and intelligence

    • @koka_pepsi
      @koka_pepsi 5 лет назад +2

      Sorry, don't speak nerd

    • @frankod100
      @frankod100 5 лет назад +4

      Has a unique skill no doubt about it

  • @Shotgunpigeon
    @Shotgunpigeon 6 лет назад +3420

    This is the most advanced humor ever

    • @braceyourself3537
      @braceyourself3537 6 лет назад +57

      @@samkeller8785 And I don't think you're very perceptive. Yes, he throws in humorous moments, but this isn't a character - it's him. It's not some advanced comedic display.

    • @braceyourself3537
      @braceyourself3537 6 лет назад +28

      "Yes, he throws in humorous moments" - did you completely miss that part of my post? I fully understand the times he's being humorous, but many people seem to think he's playing a character or something of that nature, which he isn't. The original comment made it sound like this is some advanced 20-minute long comedic display, which it isn't. The dude is legitimately explaining why he prefers his water this way.

    • @braceyourself3537
      @braceyourself3537 6 лет назад +44

      Dude, do you have a hard time reading? I fully, 100% understand his sense of humor. Yes, it's in his videos, but most of this video in particular is NOT humorous. Have you watched it recently? If anything, some of these comments are actually insulting, acting like his authentic persona is a comedic act, like they're essentially laughing at who he is as a person. And if you don't understand that most of this video isn't intentionally humorous, I'd probably add you to that group. When he says things like "his water drinking career", "secret Starbucks connections/access to mysteries of the universe" "thirst-busting receptacle" or something, yes, that's intended as humorous, but it's surrounded by authentic commentary... which is most of the video. Oh... I AM A REGULAR WATCHER.

    • @braceyourself3537
      @braceyourself3537 6 лет назад +27

      And I absolutely do think he was comparing the taste of water unironically. Like he said, there's subtle differences in the taste of water. If you don't agree with that I'd question if your taste buds are functioning properly (there was a bit of sarcasm there, fyi). Starbucks does has "triple-filtered" water, and it does in fact taste better than most bottled water. Hilarious, right?

    • @martyvenkman860
      @martyvenkman860 6 лет назад +9

      @@braceyourself3537 Finally, someone who gets it.

  • @samuelmcgreal4676
    @samuelmcgreal4676 6 лет назад +3062

    When you are trying to reach the wordcount on your assignment

  • @RiceCracker87
    @RiceCracker87 6 лет назад +1701

    This man is a god. 20 minutes. One take. Absolutely flawless.

    • @mmazz414
      @mmazz414 4 года назад +33

      It's seriously impressive

    • @Jerry-lr4qk
      @Jerry-lr4qk 3 года назад +4

      true

    • @Peter-dp2hw
      @Peter-dp2hw 3 года назад +10

      Never thought about that damn u right

    • @andykishore
      @andykishore 2 года назад +2

      That's one good thing about him.

    • @mylessinger
      @mylessinger 2 года назад +1

      @@andykishore that's pretty harsh, what's with the hatred?

  • @lildoctor8726
    @lildoctor8726 7 лет назад +1471

    And he doesn't cut frames. 20 minutes one take.

    • @biptiboo4318
      @biptiboo4318 7 лет назад +149

      Lil Doctor professional 😂

    • @gamefreakforpokemon
      @gamefreakforpokemon 6 лет назад +36

      biptiboo and impressive lol

    • @michaelc.4321
      @michaelc.4321 6 лет назад +36

      Lil Doctor OR he’s just a cinematography genius

    • @k-anu4447
      @k-anu4447 6 лет назад +24

      L E G E N D

    • @keithbb95
      @keithbb95 6 лет назад +11

      Lil Doctor our Lord needs but one take

  • @RustyB5000
    @RustyB5000 7 лет назад +3698

    lol 20 mins about water. this guy is a legend

    • @RustyB5000
      @RustyB5000 7 лет назад +44

      great minds think alike

    • @ikedre3308
      @ikedre3308 7 лет назад +49

      And made it to keep us entertained and not bore

    • @ivy_47
      @ivy_47 7 лет назад +35

      Watch his food review on distilled vs. purified water!

    • @redcartiers
      @redcartiers 7 лет назад +4

      MWYANT19 he really is a legend lol

    • @austinvining3406
      @austinvining3406 7 лет назад

      666th like! :3

  • @TheNikOnder
    @TheNikOnder 3 года назад +184

    Theres actually an interesting angle to this... I had a guy who worked at Starbucks explain to me that since coffee/tea is 99.9% water it is essentially the main ingredient in 99% of what they sell, therefore all Starbucks have strict quality control of their water. It is extremely well filtered and maintained, so you absolutely have a point about the taste quality. And they give it away free!

    • @DreamyShepherd
      @DreamyShepherd 2 года назад +1

      Unless it's a licensed store in which case it's single filtered normal tap water

    • @TheNikOnder
      @TheNikOnder 2 года назад

      @@DreamyShepherd is there a way to tell which stores are "licensed " or not? I assumed they were all franchises, but then again my ex wife was a manager for Panera and apparently they have both franchise and corporate run locations so 🤷‍♂️

    • @DreamyShepherd
      @DreamyShepherd 2 года назад +3

      @@TheNikOnder Afaik it's basically any store that's in another store location like the one closest to me is inside an Acme grocery store off to the side but I've been told in certain strip mall style areas it can still be licensed to the location the safest bet I would assume is just go to one that's just it's own building isolated from other stores

    • @DoeDonDoe
      @DoeDonDoe 2 года назад +4

      Very interesting. I highly recommend getting a water filter, that filters out fluoride etc. It makes such a big difference in the taste etc. Its much easier to drink and tastes much better. I recommend AlexaPure. Been using it for almost 20 years. Everyone who comes over says the water is amazing at my house.

    • @ChaelSonnen000
      @ChaelSonnen000 Год назад

      ​@@DreamyShepherdnot true at all. Even licensed stores are triple filtered, otherwise they wouldn't be able to use the Starbucks licensing. I've known a few licensed stores that have been unable to open because they couldn't get a triple filtered system working properly

  • @maestrooscuro5299
    @maestrooscuro5299 7 лет назад +1164

    I want to stop watching this video but I can't for some reason....

    • @thebabadook8465
      @thebabadook8465 6 лет назад +38

      Dude Same!! I'm 15 minutes in and he's still talking about cup's and water!!

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 6 лет назад +84

      You may think you want to stop, but deep down, you know there is no wisdom of equal value to be gained anywhere else.

    • @wonteatit
      @wonteatit 6 лет назад +1

      Same 👀

    • @jakestreatfield3619
      @jakestreatfield3619 6 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @CandyWorld30
      @CandyWorld30 6 лет назад +6

      Same 😂 I just want to know why he drinks starbucks water

  • @erinrothwell4773
    @erinrothwell4773 6 лет назад +418

    This really reminds me of that tweet “people who say all water tastes the same don’t drink water every day” it’s very true water has such a versatile taste range

    • @subg8858
      @subg8858 5 лет назад +40

      Once taken by thirst wondering about the woods, I overcame my fears of brain eating microbes and drank straight from the stream. Damn if that wasn't the finest tasting water that ever touched my lips

    • @taritangeo4948
      @taritangeo4948 4 года назад +1

      I dont drink it daily bc it tastes different but most often bad

    • @Thomas___
      @Thomas___ 4 года назад

      *_Exactly_*

    • @mochi8990
      @mochi8990 4 года назад

      Amen

    • @zoeredadams
      @zoeredadams 4 года назад +9

      I used to think all water tasted the same because I only ever drank tap water and used glass water bottles.
      Honestly, not drinking bottled water for the first 15 years of my life seems to have made me sensitive to the plasticky taste of bottled water. Every single brand in a plastic bottle (from nestle to Fiji) tastes of plastic.

  • @paulafarruggio6781
    @paulafarruggio6781 7 лет назад +313

    "In my water drinking career"

  • @DS-rm2ou
    @DS-rm2ou 6 лет назад +3057

    *eats fast food every single day* “my water started tasting a little plasticy so i was becoming concerned for my health”

    • @rokdri9983
      @rokdri9983 6 лет назад +299

      When you eat a bag of chips you are consuming fat, salt and sugar and you know is bad so you make excercise so you dont get unhelathy but WATER, you hope to be healty drinking it if it doesnt tastes normal with logic its pretty normal to get concerned

    • @loosenuplockz4219
      @loosenuplockz4219 6 лет назад +231

      And I’m pretty sure he doesn’t eat it every single day

    • @ProfessorYana
      @ProfessorYana 6 лет назад +528

      Sometimes it's just one bite and that's enough, because his disappointment is immeasurable and his day has been ruined.

    • @thebigbean8783
      @thebigbean8783 6 лет назад +3

      Great_branbino91 you're* now fuck off

    • @Razbertea
      @Razbertea 6 лет назад +4

      Great_branbino91 Oh, bless your heart...

  • @Scarfacex1
    @Scarfacex1 7 лет назад +1683

    He could sell me a can of air I swear

    • @jonathanlavis7447
      @jonathanlavis7447 6 лет назад +3

      Regan May lol

    • @kylie9687
      @kylie9687 6 лет назад +7

      Regan May for how much though ?

    • @alidhainy4743
      @alidhainy4743 6 лет назад +6

      @kwertea qwerty Tru . From each country. You can get it at the airport also . Example .. air from France . Air from Germany . Lol

    • @anglerandy5736
      @anglerandy5736 6 лет назад +2

      He huffs compressed air in his gold youtube play button review

    • @SummerOf1987
      @SummerOf1987 5 лет назад

      that is a rhyme also

  • @eldiablo6471
    @eldiablo6471 7 лет назад +641

    I love how he made such topic sound so sophisticated

  • @TeamDragofied
    @TeamDragofied 6 лет назад +2748

    This guy is both the most UNINTERESTING person and most INTERESTING person on the entire internet and that is really odd.

    • @iannordin5250
      @iannordin5250 6 лет назад +284

      Markus Dice he is everybody's grandmother. Sure he may not be overtly exciting, but what he does have is a comforting aura that permeates his every being. A mister Roger's of youtube, if you will.

    • @joshdiecidue6631
      @joshdiecidue6631 6 лет назад +126

      This is no person, he is a demi-god

    • @cuia3581
      @cuia3581 6 лет назад +38

      That's honestly the best description of his videos I've ever seen.

    • @Tekkai50
      @Tekkai50 6 лет назад +42

      That statement makes 0% sense, but I agree with you 100%!

    • @chrissyliberty8117
      @chrissyliberty8117 5 лет назад +8

      He just popped up in my suggestions and I couldn't agree more. He's the definition of a paradox

  • @bcaye
    @bcaye 5 лет назад +117

    "...in my water drinking career."
    I truly adore you.

  • @teddefreitas3007
    @teddefreitas3007 7 лет назад +1468

    Interviewer- "How old are you?"
    Him- "Idk between 7 and 40"

    • @TheCartman283
      @TheCartman283 7 лет назад +29

      have a reply

    • @Denim_Chicken
      @Denim_Chicken 7 лет назад

      Interviewers aren’t supposed to ask this question.

    • @Courtneyjwis
      @Courtneyjwis 6 лет назад +3

      but back in the day...

    • @tidus001
      @tidus001 5 лет назад +10

      He’d make a 25 minute video explaining his age.

    • @Thomas___
      @Thomas___ 5 лет назад

      @@TheCartman283 *_Lol_*

  • @KingDayDayDay00
    @KingDayDayDay00 7 лет назад +179

    Starbucks stock just rose five points after this video

  • @denzelwashingmachine1950
    @denzelwashingmachine1950 6 лет назад +653

    I'm late to the game, randomly found your Taco Bell fries review the other day. But when you said "Water drinking career", I paused the video and subscribed. I'm here for life lessons.

  • @tdogusa526
    @tdogusa526 4 года назад +145

    “In my water drinking career” lol

  • @tgastrula6552
    @tgastrula6552 7 лет назад +942

    A young man in the body of a 1800's upstate New York accountant.

    • @xgTfox
      @xgTfox 7 лет назад +97

      Aristocrat I think you mean vice versa

    • @ikarikakarot
      @ikarikakarot 7 лет назад +1

      Lol true

    • @Britlael
      @Britlael 7 лет назад +16

      *1980’s

    • @lauglau9273
      @lauglau9273 7 лет назад +2

      Not 1800s

    • @yaaaaaa513
      @yaaaaaa513 6 лет назад

      스위프트 리 You have a video game as your banner...

  • @askingchaff7300
    @askingchaff7300 7 лет назад +2574

    Only Reviewbrah can make a 19 minute video about why he drinks water from Starbucks

    • @nothingtoshow8084
      @nothingtoshow8084 7 лет назад +42

      Askingchaff honestly it's pretty insane that he can talk that long if I said why I drink Starbucks water it would take me 5 seconds to explain

    • @QueenJme
      @QueenJme 7 лет назад +4

      Askingchaff I thought the same thing 😂😂😂

    • @Andr0idPl4ys
      @Andr0idPl4ys 7 лет назад +16

      That's why he's the man.

    • @ChickenFingers42
      @ChickenFingers42 7 лет назад +14

      It's part of the Review Brah lore!

    • @lev1c0le41
      @lev1c0le41 7 лет назад +2

      Skillz

  • @Bazzabazeman
    @Bazzabazeman 7 лет назад +159

    You know what makes you so great, Reviewbrah? You are genuine. You don't do stupid clickbait, shady sponsorvideos, you got a great format and stick to it and most of al: you don't sell out.

    • @NLTS890
      @NLTS890 7 лет назад +1

      Bazzabazeman it's called capitalizing. We live in a capitalist society. It's just what you do.

    • @Bazzabazeman
      @Bazzabazeman 7 лет назад

      Apparently not.

    • @coreynovak6289
      @coreynovak6289 7 лет назад

      Hes on youtube you dumbfucks. Hes monetizing off these videos, prerry sure.

    • @Bazzabazeman
      @Bazzabazeman 7 лет назад +1

      Of course he is, 'dumbfuck', who wouldn't be. Difference is, he is not selling out to his audience with stupid deals, changing content to please his wallet, etc.

  • @Thomas___
    @Thomas___ 5 лет назад +423

    *_I want to click away but everytime I do, he starts to reveal an interesting question_*

    • @gamespotlive3673
      @gamespotlive3673 4 года назад +9

      It's so true.

    • @romperstomper9375
      @romperstomper9375 4 года назад +15

      Yup...I don't want to watch, but I can't stop

    • @mybeansarecooler
      @mybeansarecooler 4 года назад

      @Koa Austin surround your statement with asterisks * **like this**

    • @mybeansarecooler
      @mybeansarecooler 4 года назад

      @Koa Austin I was so confused and concerned at that first reply lol, np

  • @casobank
    @casobank 7 лет назад +428

    As a barista, I can second that we triple filter our water. You get spoiled to it and you notice when other waters taste differently.

    • @coreynovak6289
      @coreynovak6289 7 лет назад +1

      Just subbed

    • @ChaelSonnen000
      @ChaelSonnen000 7 лет назад +2

      Frank it

    • @Rainaman-
      @Rainaman- 7 лет назад +17

      Caleb Sowell ah makes sense - water does influence coffee taste, so triple filter seems like a good idea.

    • @casobank
      @casobank 7 лет назад +2

      Aaron Schula What?

    • @rickraisen7227
      @rickraisen7227 7 лет назад

      wut

  • @darkrpletsplays8728
    @darkrpletsplays8728 7 лет назад +416

    Only God could create a 20 minute video on what he uses to drink water

    • @inkcloud711
      @inkcloud711 7 лет назад +5

      Hey, vsauce. Micheal here.

  • @AeroForce182
    @AeroForce182 5 лет назад +356

    review brah: why I drink water
    views: 1 f*cking million
    deserves every single one.

  • @mrvn2178
    @mrvn2178 7 лет назад +445

    you know he's talented when he can talk about water 20 minutes long

    • @laudi3554
      @laudi3554 7 лет назад +1

      MRVN I CSGO 😂😭

    • @acevfx2923
      @acevfx2923 6 лет назад +4

      Uninterrupted and edited

  • @9eman9
    @9eman9 7 лет назад +604

    Review brah- Hi can I get a venti water please.
    Starbuck barista- that'll be $23 sir
    Review brah- My dissapointment is immeasurable... and my day is ruined.

  • @itchyskin7396
    @itchyskin7396 6 лет назад +354

    why can't I click away

    • @NPC-gp9xz
      @NPC-gp9xz 5 лет назад +15

      It is a real talent you know, I'm here for more than 12 minutes and still can't figure it out.

    • @Thomas___
      @Thomas___ 5 лет назад +5

      *_Same_*

    • @kuboboba6461
      @kuboboba6461 5 лет назад +3

      He’s a living breathing black hole of awesomeness

  • @kyleblair7720
    @kyleblair7720 5 лет назад +83

    I just discovered this guy and I can’t stop now

  • @sam245100
    @sam245100 6 лет назад +441

    "Somehow I realized starbucks can give you ice water for free"

  • @ginkgothestink-o6949
    @ginkgothestink-o6949 7 лет назад +1960

    You don't need to explain yourself to us mere mortals, my lord

  • @puertoriconnect4611
    @puertoriconnect4611 6 лет назад +709

    I didn't realize how great his sense of humor is.

    • @sonnydaze7608
      @sonnydaze7608 5 лет назад +16

      I still can't figure out why I keep coming to these videos. Take a thumbs for picture and name. They're gnarly.

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 7 лет назад +2044

    Some people may see this video and think it's frivolous. ReviewBrah fans know that nothing could be further from the truth, and eagerly await thought provoking subject matter at hand, which will be discussed and scrutinized; argued about and dissected; and passed down from parent to child. Watch this with your children.

  • @dillonslaterguitar
    @dillonslaterguitar 5 лет назад +107

    "if I ever hit rock bottom, I might auction it off one day" lmao

  • @ILoveMagic15
    @ILoveMagic15 6 лет назад +695

    "in a concise and timely manner"
    makes a 20 min. video about water

    • @keegster7167
      @keegster7167 6 лет назад +11

      He's using the archaic meaning of 'concise and timely manner'.

    • @tc5334
      @tc5334 6 лет назад +1

      Didn't expect to see you here, Mr. Scriabin.

  • @jasp9661
    @jasp9661 7 лет назад +1036

    when you realise you just watched a 20min video about why a guy drinks from a cup.
    good vid tho

    • @sowen1997
      @sowen1997 7 лет назад +19

      Sir Deldo I'm laughing at myself at this point.

    • @waynewithpayne7235
      @waynewithpayne7235 7 лет назад +3

      God i need to go out more often. Smfh

    • @fazemini1434
      @fazemini1434 7 лет назад +2

      Your so right he’s holding a cup and talking about it and it’s the worst vid ever

    • @jayal5771
      @jayal5771 7 лет назад +3

      I mean if people can sell air in a can so can he.

    • @mattdaaamon
      @mattdaaamon 6 лет назад +4

      review brah is just skilled. We can't explain it always but yet... we want to know it.

  • @Thebular.
    @Thebular. 7 лет назад +542

    I actually used to work for Starbucks and one of the things they prided themselves on was their water. They filter it in a very specific way to make it taste the same at every Starbucks. I always thought it was kinda interesting!

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 6 лет назад +14

      Thebular1337 very stupid question. Can I just get one free or do I gotta pay for it? I hate to go to a business and just ask for water 🤣

    • @Thebular.
      @Thebular. 6 лет назад +53

      Michael Smith it depends on the Starbucks. Usually, we'll just give it to you for free, but if it's a store that's had a ton of people coming and asking for just water, they may charge you ~50¢. The store I worked at didn't charge for it though.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 6 лет назад +11

      Thebular1337 thanks man! Never wanted water so bad 🤣

    • @MattGarcyaDC
      @MattGarcyaDC 6 лет назад +6

      Thebular1337 do you get mad when we ask for water since it’s free and it’s more work for you?

    • @Thebular.
      @Thebular. 6 лет назад +42

      Matt Garcya I never got mad, it's really not that much work at all! All you have to do is fill up a cup from a little spout, it's no big deal :)

  • @soullessdecepticon677
    @soullessdecepticon677 6 лет назад +231

    I should be sleeping right now but instead of that im watching a video explaining why he only drinks Starbucks water

    • @172839nickster
      @172839nickster 6 лет назад +5

      Soulless Decepticon I should be sleeping right now, but instead I'm looking for someone's comments and making friends on RUclips.

    • @exalted_kitharode
      @exalted_kitharode 6 лет назад +3

      unsuccesfully

    • @soullessdecepticon677
      @soullessdecepticon677 6 лет назад +1

      Nick Holmquist lol bro

    • @peterfitzpatrick7032
      @peterfitzpatrick7032 5 лет назад +1

      @@172839nickster Nick... we're all friends here... the trolls are quickly & efficiently dispatched... 😎🖕

  • @TheAdventurousHermits
    @TheAdventurousHermits 7 лет назад +2032

    Wow I hope one day to have my life so carefully calculated.

    • @jackwright9236
      @jackwright9236 7 лет назад +65

      The Vegan Wallflower vegans are stupid

    • @TooDazedTJ
      @TooDazedTJ 7 лет назад +3

      I hate My life, since you hate yourself, you must be pretty dumb yourself, or are you too stupid to see that?

    • @timdillon4876
      @timdillon4876 7 лет назад +26

      Calculate a day to get smashed by review brah for the culture

    • @zackeryyy
      @zackeryyy 7 лет назад

      Same last name? You related to me by any chance?

    • @imnotacat5299
      @imnotacat5299 6 лет назад

      TooDazedTJ that makes absolutely no sense 😂😂😂😂

  • @lagniappecomely5743
    @lagniappecomely5743 7 лет назад +493

    He reviewed for our sins

  • @ree4353
    @ree4353 7 лет назад +398

    Get u a man who loves you as much as reviewbrah loves his various beverage containers

    • @JerrySandusty
      @JerrySandusty 7 лет назад

      Rebecca M lolllll

    • @salty62
      @salty62 7 лет назад +3

      Rebecca M Yourself*

    • @xpnasty3
      @xpnasty3 7 лет назад

      Dijkstra *comment deleted* lol

    • @lizwg4098
      @lizwg4098 7 лет назад +8

      *receptacle

    • @ree4353
      @ree4353 7 лет назад

      lmao what

  • @Luna-ss9tm
    @Luna-ss9tm 3 года назад +22

    He’s the only person in the world who can talk about water and containers for 20 whole minutes and still keep me interested the entire time

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 7 лет назад +2678

    "The thirst busting...receptacle."

  • @blacktail77777
    @blacktail77777 7 лет назад +907

    Blue Chalice : +5 Sex Appeal
    Thirst Buster : +5 Capacity
    Starbucks water : +5 SUCC

    • @takeyouforgranite7850
      @takeyouforgranite7850 7 лет назад +72

      blacktail77777 Like he needs any bonuses to his Sex Appeal stats...

    • @kadyn7829
      @kadyn7829 7 лет назад +21

      Sex appeal stats are off the charts, report man should be on the bachelor

    • @twomidgetsfartinginajar4608
      @twomidgetsfartinginajar4608 7 лет назад +9

      kadyn how do you know he's not already in it?

  • @ceramicboar711
    @ceramicboar711 7 лет назад +695

    I'm a barista and I can confirm, Starbucks has the best water!!! It's triple filtered, which is important because we use the water as the base for our drip brews, teas, americanos, etc. Quality starts at the base!!!

    • @Koioseter
      @Koioseter 7 лет назад +59

      I believe it's also softened, which will also improve the taste. Next to pro filtering, Starbucks is about as good as you can get for filtered water.

    • @twenty8608
      @twenty8608 7 лет назад +89

      "Starbucks, we call milkshakes coffee so you can say you drink coffee! And we got some cool water also I guess"

    • @anthonychrisbradley
      @anthonychrisbradley 7 лет назад +3

      Smiless milkshake coffee? Sounds good to me

    • @JoeWithTheGlasses
      @JoeWithTheGlasses 7 лет назад +26

      t r i p l e f i l t e r e d
      I used to always explain that to people who asked for water just to make it sound super special.
      223xxxx. Worked there for over a year and that's about all I could take haha. I miss all of my friendly regulars so much though.

    • @TRUE_GR1T
      @TRUE_GR1T 7 лет назад +3

      you arent supposed to drink softened water...that adds tons of sodium to it

  • @kenadieoliver348
    @kenadieoliver348 5 лет назад +311

    before this video : wow this guy really likes water
    after this video: sidesplitter this adult male really enjoys his vessels of dihydrogen minoxide

  • @maritalovric423
    @maritalovric423 7 лет назад +2007

    Can you do a skincare routine?

    • @timdillon4876
      @timdillon4876 7 лет назад +386

      Never go outside

    • @kaaate320
      @kaaate320 7 лет назад +86

      Marita Lovrić in his day of the life 2017, he mentioned his skin care routine

    • @Josh-df5eu
      @Josh-df5eu 7 лет назад +5

      Jordan A lmao

    • @Rainaman-
      @Rainaman- 7 лет назад +103

      Marita Lovrić tears of orphans

    • @maritalovric423
      @maritalovric423 7 лет назад +21

      Reinis Miks gonna try that one

  • @camerondavis5702
    @camerondavis5702 7 лет назад +823

    He's so fucking entertaining I'm so confused

    • @mcplays_4592
      @mcplays_4592 7 лет назад +62

      jimbo mooseknuckle same his videos are like a breath of fresh air.....

    • @NoobaruKun
      @NoobaruKun 7 лет назад +21

      He's a great actor

    • @theboredbroadcast4678
      @theboredbroadcast4678 7 лет назад +5

      don't be, just let it happen

  • @aidanrowley7893
    @aidanrowley7893 7 лет назад +1529

    I just sat through 19 minuets of this dude talking about why he drinks water from Starbucks...what am I doing with my life

    • @tifKh
      @tifKh 7 лет назад +117

      Aidan Rowley exactly what you should be doing. Now go to bed.

    • @rigaboyz
      @rigaboyz 7 лет назад +96

      Aidan Rowley you're spending your time well

    • @lasvegasrealness9842
      @lasvegasrealness9842 7 лет назад +8

      Aidan Rowley I did too but I came out of it a better man.

    • @HardKore5250
      @HardKore5250 7 лет назад

      Lol

    • @JL-yc4rf
      @JL-yc4rf 7 лет назад +12

      living it sir...you are living it x

  • @aaaht3810
    @aaaht3810 4 года назад +37

    I could not talk 19 min 23 seconds about what I've done the last 20 years of my life.

  • @ForestWikoff
    @ForestWikoff 7 лет назад +390

    “Water drinking career”

    • @tacoshock8242
      @tacoshock8242 6 лет назад +2

      frst dude that killed me. 😂

    • @johnhensley7184
      @johnhensley7184 6 лет назад

      Everything is a grind to RotW, we can only hope to be as dedicated to life.

  • @chocolatecake6588
    @chocolatecake6588 7 лет назад +536

    A 20 minute video on why he prefers a certain brand of water. Only our Reviewbrah could do it.

    • @raizoofthemist
      @raizoofthemist 7 лет назад +57

      ChocolateCake with no breaks or stutters

    • @penguinvader7057
      @penguinvader7057 7 лет назад +46

      ChocolateCake and actually making it entertaining

    • @UncommonSituations
      @UncommonSituations 7 лет назад +7

      ChocolateCake he talks about his glasses too

  • @DeepFreezerD
    @DeepFreezerD 7 лет назад +843

    *God Joined*

    • @Choward6969
      @Choward6969 7 лет назад +39

      Fontix WOKE JUICE

    • @ericyancey5249
      @ericyancey5249 7 лет назад +7

      Stephen Howard ascension sauce

    • @hoaxbuster9080
      @hoaxbuster9080 7 лет назад +2

      Fontix *God got banned from the server*

    • @riboh3324
      @riboh3324 7 лет назад +3

      *Satan has left*

    • @_maiz_9610
      @_maiz_9610 7 лет назад +1

      Fontix God has invited you to join a party.

  • @jowidubolali5417
    @jowidubolali5417 6 лет назад +47

    "Sometimes you’ll drop it on the floor and that’s the end of the poor thing"

    • @ultimopena
      @ultimopena 4 года назад +4

      "Things you can say about a baby."

    • @elp141
      @elp141 4 года назад

      I’m dying from the ONE comment

  • @sociallyawkwardblackkidfro1016
    @sociallyawkwardblackkidfro1016 7 лет назад +176

    One cannot simply dislike this man

    • @HapticBM
      @HapticBM 7 лет назад +9

      Socially Awkward Black Kid From Detroit I do

    • @HapticBM
      @HapticBM 7 лет назад +46

      Socially Awkward Black Kid From Detroit jk I ain't gay

  • @lukepuffer9565
    @lukepuffer9565 7 лет назад +174

    "Is this Lad mad enough..." That cracked me up so much. Instant like.

    • @chicago2370
      @chicago2370 7 лет назад

      Luke Puffer its not that funny....

    • @tycorbin576
      @tycorbin576 7 лет назад +3

      chicago2370 it is a reference to the subreddit mad lads

    • @joshuamclaren7529
      @joshuamclaren7529 7 лет назад +1

      chicago2370 you seem like a really fun guy.

  • @paradise19852012
    @paradise19852012 7 лет назад +1183

    ReviewBrah for president

  • @danieledgmon4260
    @danieledgmon4260 6 лет назад +42

    I can't believe I sat in a chair watching someone talk about water for 20 minutes

  • @Maria-tq1di
    @Maria-tq1di 7 лет назад +79

    Please start a water review series. Your water videos are always the most fascinating.

  • @gfeast4518
    @gfeast4518 7 лет назад +815

    "Water drinking career" 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @gligurr
      @gligurr 7 лет назад +14

      throughout this ENTIRE 20 minute video.. JUST as he said those exact words, i read this comment.

    • @EdRickerVlogs
      @EdRickerVlogs 7 лет назад +2

      i schleep ditto!

    • @hunoro1
      @hunoro1 7 лет назад +2

      LOL as he said it i was about to comment this, and then i read this.

    • @Blessedinmynest
      @Blessedinmynest 7 лет назад +3

      He's a savage

  • @Loungemermaid
    @Loungemermaid 6 лет назад +83

    starbucks barista here. we use reverse osmosis filtering in our ice and water

    • @heathc148
      @heathc148 5 лет назад +4

      Shits, no one gives.

    • @sunlessheaven
      @sunlessheaven 5 лет назад +19

      @@heathc148 did you even watch the video

    • @heathc148
      @heathc148 5 лет назад +1

      @@sunlessheaven Video, I watched. Why you askwd that question, I am wondering.

    • @Hotvanilla4667
      @Hotvanilla4667 5 лет назад +5

      Triple filter reverse osmosis 😎

    • @RYNOCIRATOR_V5
      @RYNOCIRATOR_V5 5 лет назад +11

      @@heathc148 why are you doing a bad Yoda impression via text? Stop. It's terrible.

  • @zackoshi605
    @zackoshi605 5 лет назад +37

    "water drinking career." what a legend.

  • @Dvasqz
    @Dvasqz 7 лет назад +193

    Running on empty...
    *WATER REVIEW*

    • @DR00BLuE
      @DR00BLuE 7 лет назад +3

      he could give that idiot "Pewdiepie" some lessons on how to be creative and produce good content.

    • @espi_777
      @espi_777 7 лет назад +1

      I love it. His introduction is so clever and straight up adorable

  • @gissellg2925
    @gissellg2925 7 лет назад +715

    Hes right though starbucks has the best filtered water. Everytime its hot out and I pass by a starbucks I go inside just to get a cup of water and go lol.

    • @HaloCheezIt64
      @HaloCheezIt64 7 лет назад +5

      gissell gomez at the Starbucks I go to they say free water with purchase is that normal?

    • @glxss3
      @glxss3 7 лет назад +19

      Agejddjalarbrusjs SeCkS 😫😫😫😫💦💦🍆💦🤤🤤

    • @NybKww
      @NybKww 7 лет назад +3

      Agejddjalarbrusjs yeah.

    • @atedinahalf6288
      @atedinahalf6288 7 лет назад +3

      Kat Namu You seem so edgy

    • @bevrosity
      @bevrosity 6 лет назад

      i go lol too, gissell.

  • @cleanstarterstarter7993
    @cleanstarterstarter7993 7 лет назад +115

    The REAL most interesting man in the world.

  • @95TurboSol
    @95TurboSol 5 лет назад +12

    I just watched a 20 minute video on what apparatus is best to drink water from and somehow I enjoyed every minute.

  • @mauicatmeow
    @mauicatmeow 7 лет назад +197

    I just looked it up and saw that starbucks has triple filtered water. This guy's got something here

  • @durboturbo01
    @durboturbo01 7 лет назад +638

    Another lore video. I love it.

  • @thedarklord8340
    @thedarklord8340 7 лет назад +168

    Starbucks should sponsor this dude.

    • @laurenharmon9223
      @laurenharmon9223 6 лет назад +8

      Joshua Mccaulley Good idea but uh...the water is free.

    • @mosniii8385
      @mosniii8385 5 лет назад

      Lauren Harmon i bet its 25 cents, or even more in some places...he gets it free where he lives however! But looking at who he is....i bet he gets special treatment

    • @rtji0
      @rtji0 5 лет назад +2

      they sponsor him with free water

  • @vedangapathare4442
    @vedangapathare4442 4 года назад +19

    “I don’t have the secret Starbucks connections *anymore* ”

  • @grandginger4350
    @grandginger4350 7 лет назад +190

    This made me seriously crave water at 3 in the morning

    • @1234-z8x
      @1234-z8x 6 лет назад +2

      Me: Who would want a Starbucks water at three in the morning?
      Me at 3AM: Oh boy three AM! *loudly sips water*

    • @blairjohnson5833
      @blairjohnson5833 6 лет назад +1

      Watching out for ghosts at 3am while drinking water

  • @MurkN
    @MurkN 7 лет назад +140

    I prefer to call them portable drinking reservoirs.

    • @weedtube7351
      @weedtube7351 7 лет назад +14

      i like earth sauce providers

    • @hiraeth8119
      @hiraeth8119 7 лет назад +1

      Polar inorganic mixture of hydrogen and oxygen contaminated in a sealed environment used to provide means of hydrating living organisms.

  • @bradyn02
    @bradyn02 7 лет назад +220

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This is running on empty
    *FOOD REVIEW*

  • @PaulTheillusionist
    @PaulTheillusionist 6 лет назад +20

    “I am hoping one day to find a permanent residence for the water...” This video is everything.

  • @courtnierichards1618
    @courtnierichards1618 6 лет назад +841

    clearly raised by grandparents

    • @nickgarten1077
      @nickgarten1077 6 лет назад +34

      Courtnie Richards no doubt

    • @Zombiekiller0412
      @Zombiekiller0412 6 лет назад +2

      Courtnie Richards LOL

    • @jamieshawgandy1175
      @jamieshawgandy1175 6 лет назад +94

      He is so precious.

    • @orochiwarrior111
      @orochiwarrior111 6 лет назад +26

      Master Splinter has raised his grandrat quite well.

    • @ThisGuyDrives
      @ThisGuyDrives 5 лет назад +30

      Unfortunately, it has been told, by the man himself, that his grandparents did not raise him.

  • @ids5621
    @ids5621 7 лет назад +673

    *the thirst buster has been forced into retirement due to repeated health violations*

  • @ItsDobbie
    @ItsDobbie 6 лет назад +172

    This man needs to become President.

  • @chaparrogabriel224
    @chaparrogabriel224 6 лет назад +41

    notice how he doesnt need any crutch words like most youtubers

  • @leons8810
    @leons8810 7 лет назад +503

    Can't wait till he gets into politics

    • @BKnerosky
      @BKnerosky 7 лет назад +5

      Kennedy was right!

    • @ddqwf
      @ddqwf 7 лет назад +22

      he already knows the truth...

    • @amoniousbt1110
      @amoniousbt1110 7 лет назад +18

      some people are beyond that sort of thing

    • @mysonbased
      @mysonbased 7 лет назад +8

      Leon S Some people don't really care about politics.

    • @FCastillo000
      @FCastillo000 7 лет назад +17

      Absolutely not. I would hope he becomes a football commentator and dissects the game as great as he details food.

  • @NatesFilmTutorials
    @NatesFilmTutorials 7 лет назад +211

    Great Value Spring Water or Great Value Purified Drinking Water?

    • @whyisyoutubemakingmeuseana7875
      @whyisyoutubemakingmeuseana7875 7 лет назад +2

      b1rch3ll patches o'houlihan

    • @mohnomoosik
      @mohnomoosik 7 лет назад +3

      Nate's Film Tutorials :see his review on them

    • @whatsmyname1288
      @whatsmyname1288 7 лет назад +1

      Nate's Film Tutorials sandstorm

    • @emarskineel
      @emarskineel 7 лет назад

      Nate's Film Tutorials spring water, not much of a difference but it does have more minerals. There's a reason it's 30% more expensive 👽

    • @lucagray1246
      @lucagray1246 7 лет назад

      Nate's Film Tutorials watch the video

  • @otterno.1128
    @otterno.1128 7 лет назад +34

    *I'm literally eating popcorn in a darkened room watching this as if it's a movie*
    I regret nothing

  • @Deceptiverednova
    @Deceptiverednova 6 лет назад +34

    0:44s into the video already intrigued into his vocabulary making me do searched on his High vocabulary words. Seriously you are the only person in my subscriptions to speak this way and I have 30 to 34 subscriptions, I have seen there vidoes at least once but they don't talk this way. From the bottom of my heart just thank you for that, you're very intelligent.

    • @kylewestrip531
      @kylewestrip531 5 лет назад

      One of the only youtubers to speak eloquently.

    • @ZachStarAttack
      @ZachStarAttack 4 года назад

      I have 600 subscriptions. I can confirm he isnt the only one. But hes really good

  • @Khainite
    @Khainite 6 лет назад +66

    I work at a Starbucks. You can come get all the water you want from my store mate.

  • @unnunn12
    @unnunn12 7 лет назад +180

    I actually love you

    • @unnunn12
      @unnunn12 7 лет назад +1

      mmm

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 7 лет назад +26

      Jack Wade doesn't matter. I can see why anyone would love reviewbrah

  • @hamletgiragosian6147
    @hamletgiragosian6147 7 лет назад +665

    How do you manage to look so young at 60?

  • @joeshmoe000
    @joeshmoe000 5 лет назад +12

    I love this. Keep pushing it farther, slowly. Eventually people won't even know what they're watching anymore.

  • @spiritpuppyxoAJ
    @spiritpuppyxoAJ 7 лет назад +98

    The quality content i am subscribed for

    • @MrNinjaone1
      @MrNinjaone1 7 лет назад

      high quality vibes, this is how life should be everywhere

  • @LegoandmoviereviewsBlogspot
    @LegoandmoviereviewsBlogspot 7 лет назад +118

    I just listen to someone talking about water containers for almost 20 minutes...
    But it was still so entertaining. Lol.

  • @schizofrenzia1884
    @schizofrenzia1884 6 лет назад +243

    I stole half of of the video to extend an essay...got a 98 thanks fam

    • @arbiter5100
      @arbiter5100 5 лет назад +11

      Jaron I think he was joking fam.

    • @rickyrn1984
      @rickyrn1984 3 года назад

      I stole half the speech and I got a job promotion

  • @cameronj1174
    @cameronj1174 4 года назад +68

    I just watched a 20 minute video where a man explains the various cups he uses to drink water

  • @sloopdoopyh1493
    @sloopdoopyh1493 7 лет назад +130

    I wonder if the people who work at Starbucks know about his RUclips channel

    • @Monstory
      @Monstory 7 лет назад +29

      carter tenney I work at a Starbucks and I would love it if he showed up for a cup of water. 😂

    • @DanielAllenLuka
      @DanielAllenLuka 7 лет назад +3

      pretty sure he has said they do

  • @n0otpurple696
    @n0otpurple696 7 лет назад +89

    quote "this is a blue glass"

  • @karleybrown8965
    @karleybrown8965 6 лет назад +35

    I just adore your sense of humor! I could listen to you chat about literally anything I think.

    • @peterfitzpatrick7032
      @peterfitzpatrick7032 5 лет назад +1

      He's like a super-smart Forrest Gump... an open book.. so refreshing ... most people hide behind a facade of lies & deception.. 🤗

  • @mortyrickerson6322
    @mortyrickerson6322 4 года назад +9

    My girlfriend works at starbucks and she always brags about how they have triple water filtration as apposed to every other fast food establishments that do not filter their water. So its cool to see your video in my recommendations

  • @Swa_g_g_y
    @Swa_g_g_y 7 лет назад +134

    Wanted him to say 'You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!"

  • @billyjoel3153
    @billyjoel3153 7 лет назад +70

    I just spent ten minutes looking through the comments and realized he was talking about a blue cup

    • @budgetgambler4306
      @budgetgambler4306 6 лет назад +3

      He was talking about more then the blue cup actually.

  • @namethis8786
    @namethis8786 7 лет назад +36

    His soul is pure...

    • @xo7499
      @xo7499 6 лет назад +1

      is it though?

  • @GoodlyPenguin
    @GoodlyPenguin 4 года назад +23

    My only regret of working at Starbucks was that I never got to serve you, ReviewBrah