I'll tell you why it sounds that way. Australian is very similar to if you had mixed American and English. So an English person with English parents who grows up in America is very likely to sound that way.
I read somewhere that scientists think he actually has genes that made his body process drugs and alchohol much differently than a normal human so he could take more without overdosing
For you all complaining you can't understand Ozzy... All you have to do is listen well the first word, ignore the 30 consonants then there's a middle word and finally a last understandable one and with that you try to put in into the subject and there you have it. Example: Question: "Ozzy are you a good navigator?" "I fcknsduncantsss mmmdyslexic" - "I... cant... dyslexic" so therefore that's a "No" Question: Can you use apps? "I can't usemrekrmdigital watch mhnmsnsnfkn" Translation : "No, since I already have enough difficulties to use a digital watch" Btw I love Ozzy, he's the best :D
IF you are an Ozzy/Sabbath fan, read his autobiography. One of the funniest books I have ever read. It basically sounds like the ghost writer just transcribed what Ozzy spoke into the tape recorder pretty much word for word, you read it in his accent and the crazy ass stories are even funnier. I was reading it and my friends thought I was crazy because every paragraph I burst out laughing. This guy has truly lived the rock star life and experienced all the bad and good that comes with that, and he's at least half crazy to boot.
i feel proud as an aussie that i understand ozzy but then he's from Birmingham and my grandparents are from Manchester you got popcorn yet lol gotta love ozzy mate he's a good bloke really ay =]
I'm impressed Conan actually understands Ozzy. Lol! And Ozzy's phone book is freaking cool. He actually sends Robert Plant a message. How can that not be cool?
I remember chilling in LA and sat outside a building , the side walk had those stars, and nearly EVERY person stopped to look and/or take a picture of one. All races and all languages just happy to see it. I walk up and its Ozzys. People love him man.
His name is spelled “Osbourne”. Oz Osborne is a different musician who is actually the original Oz, and the _real_ Prince of Darkness (and Steve Ross and Jinx Dawson are the King and Queen of Darkness) by the way 🤘
OK, get this: I saw Black Sabbath live when they toured after 13 and he sang flawlessly, I couldn't believe it, I seriously paid extra attention trying to find the trick. This man is a legend .
And after all these years, his accent couldn't be more Brummy if he went back in time to the 1950s and started working in a Birmingham metalworks factory! I just love it when people who've been all around the world for decades manage to keep their regional accent virtually intact. Although, in his case, that Brummy nasal speak and swiveling pitch were probably kept strong thanks to the fact that he is a walking drug cabinet / public broadcast about long term effects of alcoholism. I'm not saying Midlands people are alcoholics, just that _some aspects_ of their accent coincide with how drunk people speak.
I can only presume that the mumbled, barely intelligible way Ozzy speaks is definitive proof that making a deal with Satan in the early '70s was a very bad idea.
You can understand anyone if you’ve listened to them enough. In third grade, my teacher was a woman who immigrated from Thailand and spoke with a very thick accent. None of our parents ever learned how to understand her, the parent-teacher meetings were pointless, and we couldn’t understand her at first, but after a few weeks we started to get the gist of it, and by the end of the school year we could always understand what she was saying, even though her fellow teachers, who rarely ever spent time with her, never could.
I can't believe they bleeped out phone... Good job censors, now the impressionable youth of America won't be influenced to text and drive by their collective hero, Jack Osborne
I honestly think Ozzy is getting healthier and is healing. I've seen interviews from over 10 yrs. ago and didn't understand anything. I can actually understand this. He's clean now and has a medical team to care for him. Plus, he exercises every day. PLASTICITY
He doesn't even want to have a last world tour with Jones, Page and Bonham's son either. Quite annoying if you ask me, since Page and Jones both seem eager to do. I have to respect his decisions though, I guess.
Well using drugs as effectively as Ozzy does that to you xD But really, he's a perfectly smart man, he's just plagued by lots of little illnesses here and there (like his dyslexia etc) and then just having gotten a bit old and such. The stammering stuttering thing came from the coke + a lot of the perscription drugs he was on during the 90's.
Mudson Jones It's not necessarily from drugs, he has an illness sort of similar to Parkinson's, the shaking of his hands, his communication problems, alot of things are a symptom of this illness... now while he might have effects from the drugs as well, that isn't why he is the way that he is.
@WhoDarestheMAN gamer That is true but the first 'Aussie English' was spoken by native born children of the colonists arrive in New South Wales. Not a big surprise since they where surrounded by a big soup of accents from the different UK countries and thus the early form / base of the accent. Almost a century later heaps of UK citizens (gold diggers) moved to AUS and they were mostly from South/East England giving it the final touch. What happened afterwards is what happens to every language. It changes over time. U got to give it to the Aussies though when it comes to the slang :).
The fact that both legendary vocalist is buddy's make me smile. Different genres, different styles but both is Godly.. Led is light and sabbath is darkness
@@iamdeath5297 There are some interviews he does when you can tell he's weathered from traveling and touring that makes him somewhat difficult to understand but that's understandable. For the most part people exaggerate how difficult it is.
Ozzy sounds like he's talking in his sleep, WHILE AWAKE
Probably not so far from that, he always wears those sunglasses... I also own a pair as well.
MrAatami+ You own a pair of sunglasses? That's impressive. :)
ƁᴇғᴏʀᴇƮʜᴇļɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ Yeah, It's awesome!
it is still better now than during the tv-show days because he was zonked for that
Ozzy is actually notorious for sleep walking
I wanna learn whatever language Ozzy speaks in
Brummie ;)
British Heavy Metal Accent
Jimmy Danly DRUGSSS
haha. ozzys Accent of English is one of the least intelligent throughout the U.K.
I believe it's called English. It's spoken by most of the western world, indigenous people to the country of England speak the language
Ozzy: I can't find the cat.
Robert Plant: What?
Ozzy: Sorry. Communication breakdown.
Robert Plant: Tsk. It's always the same.
Hell, YOU should have the top comment for that 👏🏻
This is the best comment I've read in my life
The Comunnication Remains The Same*
AgusVilla1. Stairway to communication
Best comment ever! I did a screenshot of this and put it as the home background! Epic!
English: US
English: UK
English: Ozzy (Selected)
That needs to be a voice option in games
Ozzy speaks in a slurred brummie accent and his son speaks in an american-australian-english, how do they communicate
Well, years of the father-son relationship did a lot of job here
The cat probably does the translation
Why the hell does Jack sound Aussie it’s really strange
patiently
I'll tell you why it sounds that way. Australian is very similar to if you had mixed American and English. So an English person with English parents who grows up in America is very likely to sound that way.
I wonder how the auto subtitle feature would translate Ozzy..
Get a guy with the same effects
Top10Archive dude I watch your channel
Nothing....he's his own kind of special.
year later theres no subs still ))
Top 10 Archive What's wrong with him..Sounds like his tongue isn't working???
He must be immortal. There's no other explanation.
well, he is the prince of darkness...
He's only 67 years old. How old did you think he was?
That's just what he wants you to think. He's really 498 and from the Scottish Highlands.
I read somewhere that scientists think he actually has genes that made his body process drugs and alchohol much differently than a normal human so he could take more without overdosing
+Tyrone Shoelaces guess he really took that to his advantage..
plant is so caring. "You can't find your cat?!"
He has always been very caring :)
I love the fact that they are kinda friends.
lmaooo he is
Considering Robert Plant is always traveling I'd have loved if he texted back "I'm in Istanbul, Ozzy. I'm pretty sure your cat isn't here."
If the cat wasn't in Istanbul, he'd be the only cat NOT there, lol. Do you know how many cats they have in Istanbul ?
@beauty fades what does it take to become an idiot like you bro...
Gönenç efe Yılmaz I mean they aren’t wrong, but then again
Most cats do reside in Turkey.
@@morgankelly9725 Yes. 125.000.
When Ozzy hears the story about him texting Robert Plant, he genuinely looks like it's the first time he's heard that.
That's hilarious!!
Ozzy: "I CAN'T FIND THE CAT!"
Robert Plant: "Oh... well... I can't find my black dog"
It probably ran over the hills and far away.
0okamino - You shook me with that pun right there.
After it ran over the hills and far away, it took the Stairway To Heaven.
That Black Dog is now a Hot Dog ;)
XD.
Josh then it took the Planet Caravan to look for Solitude, but found Children of the grave instead, unfortunately he is now Paranoid. Lol
I applaud Conan's ability to quickly comprehend and respond to what Ozzy is saying. XD
this needs subtitles
Lmfao
Ozzy himself needs subtitles
That was the point..... smh
It's impossible to get subtitles for Ozzy.
Oh, I thought it was only me as English is not my native language. He's really hard to understand.
For you all complaining you can't understand Ozzy...
All you have to do is listen well the first word, ignore the 30 consonants then there's a middle word and finally a last understandable one and with that you try to put in into the subject and there you have it.
Example:
Question: "Ozzy are you a good navigator?"
"I fcknsduncantsss mmmdyslexic" - "I... cant... dyslexic" so therefore that's a "No"
Question: Can you use apps?
"I can't usemrekrmdigital watch mhnmsnsnfkn"
Translation : "No, since I already have enough difficulties to use a digital watch"
Btw I love Ozzy, he's the best :D
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the joy in Ozzy's face when he makes somebody crack up
IF you are an Ozzy/Sabbath fan, read his autobiography. One of the funniest books I have ever read. It basically sounds like the ghost writer just transcribed what Ozzy spoke into the tape recorder pretty much word for word, you read it in his accent and the crazy ass stories are even funnier. I was reading it and my friends thought I was crazy because every paragraph I burst out laughing. This guy has truly lived the rock star life and experienced all the bad and good that comes with that, and he's at least half crazy to boot.
Helium Road I have never read or wanted to read auto-biographies and biographies before but his is one I must.
just reading the one by lemmy kilmister (rip). its called "white line fever" haha. but, yeah I guess I got to get ozzy's one as well!
you know, there is a Motorhead song entitled "White Line Fever", that's where the title comes from...so, it's really not THAT funny.
Read Iommi's too if you haven't.
I second this, it's my favorite book and I definitley consider it a must read for fans of Black Sabbath, Ozzy, or just rock music in general.
I want to read more text messages between Ozzy and Robert Plant.
Abbas Momin I see that becoming an animated channel of its own
Bet they sent each other pictures of their dumps.
@@3rdcoastnyucka I bet Robert's glow in the dark
Same
Goddamn for being 200+ years old. Ozzy is still awesome!
No More Tears was my first Ozzy album and I still love it.
He's only 67.
670
You're off by 466 years
ecksde
You guys know that Ozzy will outlive all of us, right?
Ozzy: I can’t find the cat
Robert Plant: what??
Ozzy: Sorry, I’m dazed and confused
Robert Plant: you’ve been like that so long it’s not true
This is hilarious. You should get more likes.
Beautiful wit. Thank u
Ha hs ha
Have you seen the cat?
I ain’t seen the cat!
Where’s that confounded cat!?!?
😂😂😂
I'm sure Robert Plant sends a lot of people texts asking them if they've found that confounded bridge yet
Zeppelin ♫ good one, I like that!
Hahaha. Nobody's seen the bridge!
The Crunge
There should be a Universal attraction called crazy train
And if they remember laughter
I feel kind of proud that as an American I can perfectly understand Ozzy
English is not even my native language and i can still understand him. It's not that hard.
Learning to speak Ozzy isn't that hard. It's very similar to English.
i feel proud as an aussie that i understand ozzy but then he's from Birmingham and my grandparents are from Manchester you got popcorn yet lol gotta love ozzy mate he's a good bloke really ay =]
JunkYardDog175 yeah he is pretty easy to understand. I think people just dont know how to listen.
+MrSatanochio yea but he said he was american, it is that hard for them.
Whole lotta cat
black cat
Catbreaker
Kitty rambled on...
L
catmunication breakdown
Ozzy Osbourne looks like an emo John Lennon
Alex Creed well ozzy is deeply inspired by Lennon.....
Eddie The Head, take a chill pill, bro)
you mean goth
SuccItNigga hippie and hipster are two different things. John was a major hippie.
Alex Creed Emo is like the N word for metalheads
Conan: “What does Ozzy do that gets on your nerves?”
Ozzy: “Breath.”
I like how Robert Plant seemed concerned
1:37 ozzy’s like: I can’t remember that but sound like me
0:36 the immediate transition from laughing to a straight face lmao
Good spot. Conan has zero chemistry with ozzy.
I'm impressed Conan actually understands Ozzy. Lol! And Ozzy's phone book is freaking cool. He actually sends Robert Plant a message. How can that not be cool?
I remember chilling in LA and sat outside a building , the side walk had those stars, and nearly EVERY person stopped to look and/or take a picture of one. All races and all languages just happy to see it. I walk up and its Ozzys. People love him man.
1:38 ozzy's laugh gets me cracked up 😂
he's the British version of selfestor Stallone
Selfestor is a great guy.
Nice! Rawky is my favorite movie
YO AYYYYDRENNNNNNN!
+HawkeyeNation19 Hahahahahaha
"Sylvester"...
Where's the subtitles for Ozzy?
It's impossible to get subtitles for Ozzy.
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Rooty Tooty next to deez nuts! ....sorry just too easy..😁
It's the accent man. He's from Birmingham.
"ajdjdiwiwiwyrncmnzbskskdpwjdjx';#&$94939228#8'; $, $,@2" Ozzy
I like how he can barely speak but he sings amazing
He saves it for the music
love ozzy, but studio magic does his voice wonders, at least nowadays
@@toastwrld1365 tones can be fixed but pronunciation,,,,maybe
So weird to think that, although legendary, Ozzy is just an old man who can't use a smartphone. I love it :)
He’s everyone’s favourite grandpa
Ozzy can't find the cat... Robert Plant is still looking for that confounded bridge!
"aimnb bbvv usybd paos sn don wamm na" -Ozzy Osborne
His name is spelled “Osbourne”. Oz Osborne is a different musician who is actually the original Oz, and the _real_ Prince of Darkness (and Steve Ross and Jinx Dawson are the King and Queen of Darkness) by the way 🤘
Ozzy talking is like: “hazalbasijanabaaaribabsbe [2 understandable words] kabahaaahsgdysy”
"I can't work a bloody digital watch!" Ozzy is a natural comic.
I love that, when ever Ozzy smiles, he looks like a little kid that just did something he wasn't suppose to do😁.
text reply from robert plant probably "sure you did not eat it, mate?"
Nurlinda F Sihotang can’t stop laughing
- Hi, Robert Plant here.
: Bbbbsbrrrbnbssnrsnrsbbd
-Ozzy? Are you?
Ozzy laughed at that Robert Plant story like he heard it the first time.
This is a prove that Conan is talkshow GOAT. Only a few can understand Ozzy and make him talkative.
I love when old famous musicians are friends. Like Tony Iommi and Brian May
Mental wounds still screaaaming
Driving me insaaaaaane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy traaain
**bad ass riff**
Randy Rhodes - may he RIP!
It's those ass riffs that are particularly impressive. I know I couldn't play guitar nearly that well with my ass.
OK, get this: I saw Black Sabbath live when they toured after 13 and he sang flawlessly, I couldn't believe it, I seriously paid extra attention trying to find the trick. This man is a legend .
Emi Dom I saw him in Chile last month ! He was amazing
if he can do one thing it's perform, he's a legend for a reason
He’s boomhauer
I didn't understand a single word he spoke.
I only understood the final when he said what Robert Plant said.
i did....i think he has parkinsons or something of the like where it affects his speech.
Listen to an interview of him 20-30 years ago, he spoke normally. That's his payoff for all them years of hardcore
drug/alcohol abuse
Actually he has a rare type of parkinsons and his stammar thing runs in his family.
+ 1 for parting n not being a nerd just beaver lover lol
It warms my heart knowing Sabbath are friends with Zeppelin 🤟
"It could be worse,I could be Sting" Ozzy's greatest quote.
Ozzy talking about Zeppelin, I love this
And after all these years, his accent couldn't be more Brummy if he went back in time to the 1950s and started working in a Birmingham metalworks factory! I just love it when people who've been all around the world for decades manage to keep their regional accent virtually intact.
Although, in his case, that Brummy nasal speak and swiveling pitch were probably kept strong thanks to the fact that he is a walking drug cabinet / public broadcast about long term effects of alcoholism. I'm not saying Midlands people are alcoholics, just that _some aspects_ of their accent coincide with how drunk people speak.
He probably doesn't even remember travelling, that's why lol
"Well I can't find Jimmy, been looking for bloody hours!" lol
109367 Check the nearest middle school
Robert: "I've stolen It, nobody's fault but mine!!"
How they so casually mention texting Robert Plant
I can only presume that the mumbled, barely intelligible way Ozzy speaks is definitive proof that making a deal with Satan in the early '70s was a very bad idea.
You mean, for Satan...
Plus are souls live on for an eternity and he is headed for Hell.
nah, satan doesnt exist. That just the booze and drugs talking.
Nah dude, that's just how many northern Brits talk.
Well he got you fooled.
The fact that I understand Ozzy makes me feel like a super human.
You can understand anyone if you’ve listened to them enough. In third grade, my teacher was a woman who immigrated from Thailand and spoke with a very thick accent. None of our parents ever learned how to understand her, the parent-teacher meetings were pointless, and we couldn’t understand her at first, but after a few weeks we started to get the gist of it, and by the end of the school year we could always understand what she was saying, even though her fellow teachers, who rarely ever spent time with her, never could.
@@autumnphillips151 Nobody cares
I love that he's got Robert Plants phone number lol
I m still impressed how Conan is understanding everything Ozzy is saying
~Plant's phone rings
Plant: Not again, Ozzy
I only understood "you cant find the cat?"
I love how ozzy speaks a language nobody understands but sings Crystal clear
I can't believe they bleeped out phone... Good job censors, now the impressionable youth of America won't be influenced to text and drive by their collective hero, Jack Osborne
Those motherphoners.
I love how even subtitles can’t keep up with how ozzy talks😂
50 % of the comments: People can't understand Ozzy
50% of the comments: He's perfectly understandable
sooo much better than the kardashians
Ozzy talking like Scooby doo xD
I love how Ozzy gets amused by his own things😂😂
listen how calmly he says “robert plant”
0:06 what language class did ozzy take?😂
That Bat gave him immortality.
Ozzy: zvaxahdksoaoahgsvsskslabslslss
Audience: Ahahahahaha
Ozzy speaking: audio in slow motion
Ozzy singing: a cat in frenzy
Ozzy talking regularly no one can understand him, Ozzy singing it’s clear as day in comparison
That's some story to tell though. "Ozzy texted me once saying he lost his cat."
I'll go ahead and say what everyone is thinking...."Say What"?
I didnt understand a word
im fluent in ozzy
Same. I think it helps being English with how many accents we have. And previous conversation during drug use also helps.
I honestly think Ozzy is getting healthier and is healing. I've seen interviews from over 10 yrs. ago and didn't understand anything. I can actually understand this. He's clean now and has a medical team to care for him. Plus, he exercises every day. PLASTICITY
I never realized how funny Ozzy is... you know when you can comprehend what he's saying.
Robert Plant doesn't play with Zeppelin anymore.... :(
Chris Beal Sadly.
Of course, neither does anyone else.
He doesn't even want to have a last world tour with Jones, Page and Bonham's son either. Quite annoying if you ask me, since Page and Jones both seem eager to do. I have to respect his decisions though, I guess.
He wrote the lyrics, he can sing the songs all he wants.
Bonham died :( Best drummer
I swear Conan is talking louder and clearer bc it's like Ozzy isn't a native speaker 😂😂
Ozzy Osbourne: I can't find the cat.
Robert Plant (In his head): That's my Ozzy.
How can anyone not love Ozzy? Lol.. He's phenomenal
he looks good but it seems that his brain isnt working properly lol
It's actually better than a few years ago.
Guillermo Fontes I think his brain is fine he's just fidgety and um hard to understand 😶
Well using drugs as effectively as Ozzy does that to you xD But really, he's a perfectly smart man, he's just plagued by lots of little illnesses here and there (like his dyslexia etc) and then just having gotten a bit old and such. The stammering stuttering thing came from the coke + a lot of the perscription drugs he was on during the 90's.
Mudson Jones It's not necessarily from drugs, he has an illness sort of similar to Parkinson's, the shaking of his hands, his communication problems, alot of things are a symptom of this illness... now while he might have effects from the drugs as well, that isn't why he is the way that he is.
No Mudson, using drugs the way ozzy did will kill you. But no one's got the balls to tell him he's dead.
0:14
Ozzy: mbuuzhmnuruh arrbnnmaga
Conan: yeah...
Being able to understand ozzy perfectly as a non-native speaker feels like beating dark souls
When Ozzy said " Bwvess jhfjsd pwejdvd shrbskebab" damn I felt that🤣
Jack's accent sounds a bit Australian. I guess that's what happens to your British accent when you've lived in the US long enough.
English accent
Aussie
rapture-citizen just a regular bloke!
@WhoDarestheMAN gamer That is true but the first 'Aussie English' was spoken by native born children of the colonists arrive in New South Wales. Not a big surprise since they where surrounded by a big soup of accents from the different UK countries and thus the early form / base of the accent. Almost a century later heaps of UK citizens (gold diggers) moved to AUS and they were mostly from South/East England giving it the final touch. What happened afterwards is what happens to every language. It changes over time. U got to give it to the Aussies though when it comes to the slang :).
@Andy M That is just utter nonsense. American English doesn't sound anything like Aussie.
Oh Ozzy, never change.
Conan is kind of like sharon with understanding the ޖއނެޖދބަިއބދިއބެި
The fact that both legendary vocalist is buddy's make me smile. Different genres, different styles but both is Godly.. Led is light and sabbath is darkness
0:36 Goes from nearly dying from a laugh attack to completely serious😂
Oxxy is legit a fun guy to hang out with.
Who the hell is Oxxy?
Yeah Oxxy is the greatest
Ozzy is a living legend
Eddie The Head Me too. Sometimes I end up offering people great deals on laundry detergent and telling to wait because there's more.
I have the new samsung galoxxy s8
Jack’s accent is like the perfect balance between English and American lol.
FINALLY! I found someone else acknowledge it. I was looking for this comment. Don’t ask me why lol. But that shift in accents was glorious!
Ozzy: -Some people say, my cat cannot be found
Robert: -I wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
In his book I Am Ozzy, you can find more stories with Ozzy and Plant
It's lovely when you know that both dark and light side are really close to each other.
Plant replied - "Are you sure you haven't eaten it ?"
He's not that hard to understand, jeez
Mui Ton these Americans... so annoying
Yeah its pretty easy to understand him
@@glennoconnor1130 I'm American I can understand ozzy perfect he just mumbles a lil that's all
@@iamdeath5297 There are some interviews he does when you can tell he's weathered from traveling and touring that makes him somewhat difficult to understand but that's understandable. For the most part people exaggerate how difficult it is.
bro, I'm mexican, I can hardly understand what a person from the US is talking about, imagine my struggle to trying to understand Ozzy's lenguage ._.
Man Ozzy has such a great head of hair!
Conan: "Father and son, did you get on each others nerves?
Ozzy: "oouerberiosulfhdn"
i love ozzy
How is it I find that only now, six years late!?
00:32 the fakest laugh in the history of internet !!!!
"Challenge accepted!" - Jimmy Fallon
......sadly no, that's just Conan's weird laugh.
Thats worth an emmy!!!! Or an Oscar!! That swith was impressive :o))
thats just the way Conan laughs, Fallon's laugh is fake.
true lol