And then there are people like me. My favorite thing to do is go to Wal Mart. Go to the Frozen foods aisle. Rip off a really good smelly silent one. You know the ones, they just kind of hover there in the air like a death trap waiting for a victim to walk into them. Then scoot to the other end of the aisle and pretend to study the contents in a cooler while waiting on my handiwork to find an unsuspecting victim. The hard part is not busting out laughing when they walk into it and start both gagging and making their stink faces. Yeah. I AM that guy.
Everytime for me with this guy. Found out about him a year or two back. Love him. His last special, Father in Law maybe? Cant remember, im stoned, was a great set.
Old is not that old any more. I am 57 and i look younger than my grandparents did when I was a child. I think they were only 40's, and I look DECADES younger than they did then. What the??? Be well everyone!
i fart in the car all the time it freak out my older brother bad it be loud or the smelly kind but other time if he mad want to bitch at me i let one rip he turns & walk away
At my doctor's office they hung up a sign saying "If you can smell their fart, move farther apart". I didn't know that was a strategy guide they posted, I thought it was just a silly way to tell people to stay 6 feet away from each other... I stand corrected.
If you can smell a fart with a mask on, just be aware that viral particles are in order of magnitude smaller than the smell particles. Sooooo.... Yeah.
Dude, I was having such a bad day and then I came across this. Thank you for making me laugh!! Please keep doing what you do, you never know who’s life you might save.
"You want to see people hate you? Cough right now in this room" *literally everyone in the room starts laughing* guess what's coming out of your mouths...
When josh told the story about he waited 2 hours to fart and the guy shouted hey I paid for this seat not for this I lost my shit I couldn’t stop laughing
I respect how he exposes what's false in his show it just makes his jokes funnier and makes him more trustworthy since he isn't falsifying the events just putting jokes onto them
I discovered you two days ago and you're already my favorite comedian. Brilliant delivery, solid material. Looking forward to going through more of your videos.
Love the content! Been going through some serious BS lately. Haven’t been in the best state of mind. I have never laughed so hard in my life. I’ve been binge watching your standup. The laughter and comedy has helped me get through the BS
You are a great comedian Josh, keep up the good work on taking real life experiences and using them to make it funny. I do it all the time at work and the crew loves it.
man I love watching his videos, they can get me laughing any day any mood. He's like the type of guy you always want around to tell stories. Thanks for making me laugh man!
Love it! I definitely dig the “Behind the Bit” video. I’m a huge comedy nerd, so I’m always fascinated by the evolution of a joke. Inside the mind of a comedian, scary place sometimes, but always entertaining. So, thank you Mr.Wolf. Funny S#!T my man, funny S#!T.
Josh, huge fan, got to say that both endings work extremely well. Even though you weren't in front of me on a night of drink and comedy, I still laughed like we were.
I love the new closer to the joke and making it a call backwhich is always one of the best things to do in comedy. Love that you're still honing your craft even though you're so amazing. Can't wait for this whole Covid-19 thing to be over and hopefully see you live if/when you come to Nashville :D we have some pretty good stand-up comedians here, but, it seems like everyone leaves here and goes to Memphis. But if I have to drive the 3 hour's to Memphis to see you live I definitely will!
OMG Josh you had me laughing and crying at this !! hahahahaha I've been the farter on a greyhound bus ... lmao ... 26 hr ride .... wooooooo it was bad lmao
Just want to let you know im in the hospital rn. Real bad motorcycle accident a couple days ago, it's 530 am here in NJ.. in the trauma wing. And I just died laughing from that shit, like legit 5 minutes straight of uncontrollable laughter. Woke up my roommate all the nurses thought I was coding or some shit. But no. I really fuckin needed that laugh. Keep up the awesome work man!
It works I love it. Also I didn’t know how to write jokes I love that you did this. Thanks bud keep up the good work. I’ll be there when you come close to Columbus Ohio bud!!!
Omg, don’t sell yourself short. That second ending is hilarious. I know where in quarantine right now but I love seeing if you was like this from you. Keep making me laugh. 😂👏🏻👍🤣
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂 I freakin love Josh You make me laugh so much I love when you laugh while your telling jokes. Every time I see a vid pop up I click on it so fast. I wish you could come to Scranton Pa. I’d for sure be there at your show. You are fun and hella good looking just sayin❤️❤️😂😂
Alright so I absolutely love your jokes cause they're freaking hilarious!! Now on the other hand b/c I watch HGTV way too much I looked behind you and thought those are some nice stairs and the banister is so industrial/modern🤦♀️🤣
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TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS! 🔔
I am in the notification squad!!
Same
Have a good 4/20 month amigo
Turn on my notification for my “get through this bull shit quarantine kush”, hope you’re doing the same man!!!!
Notifications i like your humour seriously its funny asf
People used to cough to cover a fart. Now people fart to cover a cough
I've seen this but I'm glad u commented it
I try both but people here them both and that's why I have no friends
I yawn loud to cover a fart because I feel like it’s a bit more subtle
And then there are people like me. My favorite thing to do is go to Wal Mart. Go to the Frozen foods aisle. Rip off a really good smelly silent one. You know the ones, they just kind of hover there in the air like a death trap waiting for a victim to walk into them. Then scoot to the other end of the aisle and pretend to study the contents in a cooler while waiting on my handiwork to find an unsuspecting victim. The hard part is not busting out laughing when they walk into it and start both gagging and making their stink faces. Yeah. I AM that guy.
@@wpeale71341 I love you! I am that chick roflmao
I just woke up everyone in my house from laughing so much.
Is it a small house, or a loud laugh? And, how many people are we talking about here?
I live alone so I don’t wake up anyone but my dog
Everytime for me with this guy. Found out about him a year or two back. Love him. His last special, Father in Law maybe? Cant remember, im stoned, was a great set.
Ahhhh shit
@@parkerross4596 poor dog
"cause your not drunk" bold assumption there
It’s 7:00 am, so no, I’m NOT drunk... I’m high as fuck! Lol
It's happy hour somewhere.
TheConfuzed1 it’s 9 am rn: if you don’t wake up get high and watch RUclips what you doing with your life
@@cayden651 Probably getting shit done lol
Cayden wake and bake every day! 😂
Why does he lose 15 years of age when on stage
Probably the lighting cus I'm rlly fuckin' ugly with the lights on but i look SO good with the lights off
He looks shaved on stage
The blood of pandas 😳
@@casucs2896 lmao
Ikr he looks SO different on stage he looks so old but kn stage he looks 21
That one guy in the audience going like “YEAAAAAAAHHHHH” tho
Yeah, once...still annoying, but whatever, BUT multiple times? What the fuck was he even doing?
@@ala2121 Alcohol
@@JackLinko Definitely, God I'd feel like an idiot
@@ala2121 Lol
YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH
2:30 we just gon ignore the person that slipped in a cough while everyone was laughing...
But they covered their mouth so it's ok 😉
Laughing is dangerous too
Some people just wanna watch the world burn
God man I swear you are in my top 5 favorite comedians
_Tena_ Curious as to what this list is
Well it goes Seth Rogan, god, Josh wolf, Pete Davidson and Dave chapel
@@_tena_7673 wait god is a comedian? I thought he was a hoax
See I usually dont find you guys in america funny , but I fucking roll on the floor with this guy with laughter, 😂
Easily my favorite comedian as of 6 hours ago.
Freakin' hysterical! Nothing is funnier than a true story that "evolves" with time. 😉
Josh wolf has written his own mythology😂😂 I love him. He's so fine😊
“Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.”
-Mark Twain
Tina Bojan how u gonna have more likes than the main channel 🧐
Wow
Boomer
Just realized thus dude is 45 years old. He looks really good for his age not gonna lie.
I am still depressed over endgame it’s the weed
45 is not that old, man.
Old is not that old any more. I am 57 and i look younger than my grandparents did when I was a child. I think they were only 40's, and I look DECADES younger than they did then. What the??? Be well everyone!
MͫAͥCͨRͬOͦ I know it’s just if you look at him he could be at least a decade less
What does bad for 45 look like? Lol
"I paid for this seat, I did NOT pay for that!".
I like your thumbnail. Love that artist. I bought an original that looks a lot like that; it is beautiful. Worth every penny.
i fart in the car all the time it freak out my older brother bad it be loud or the smelly kind but other time if he mad want to bitch at me i let one rip he turns & walk away
At my doctor's office they hung up a sign saying "If you can smell their fart, move farther apart". I didn't know that was a strategy guide they posted, I thought it was just a silly way to tell people to stay 6 feet away from each other... I stand corrected.
If you can smell a fart with a mask on, just be aware that viral particles are in order of magnitude smaller than the smell particles. Sooooo.... Yeah.
No one:
Literally no one:
Person on the airplane: **COUGH**
*Coronavirus has joined the chat*
*Nervous parents has left the chat through a window*
These No one: comments are getting old as shit
@@sap1en717 Getting old? S'cuse me but that's early 2019 stuff maaann 'still edible
Sapien not like your reply is any more original
2:30 someone coughs in the audience!!! GET HIM!!!!
Me: *says* cough
Oh hell naw
That’s a awkward situation but funny to talk about
You literally never fail to make me laugh. Thank you
Dude, I was having such a bad day and then I came across this. Thank you for making me laugh!! Please keep doing what you do, you never know who’s life you might save.
I just want you to know your videos are my go to when I'm high 😂😂😂
new ending... "so youre not going to hold that in?"
"No, i dont do that"
This why lactose intolerance is a lovely thing. You get loud farts that are risky but they stink up a massive area
You know I’m tired when I read that lacrosse intolerance and was really confused. Took me five minutes to understand I was wrong.
Suffering from it right now. Gotdamm!!! 😢😢😢
i have ibs i can relate enough
Dude. I am 51 years old and Diabetic. Breathing gives me gas.
or have a reverse colonoscopy, its just as bad if not worse with the risk and smell.
Who ever put 👎. There dunk and just missed the 👍button coz this if some funny shit 😂😂
Josh thank you for all this lock down content you have been putting out brother! Keep it up, hope I get to see you live someday after all this chaos.
"You want to see people hate you? Cough right now in this room"
*literally everyone in the room starts laughing* guess what's coming out of your mouths...
When josh told the story about he waited 2 hours to fart and the guy shouted hey I paid for this seat not for this I lost my shit I couldn’t stop laughing
this man deserves a metal for how funny he is
I respect how he exposes what's false in his show it just makes his jokes funnier and makes him more trustworthy since he isn't falsifying the events just putting jokes onto them
I discovered you two days ago and you're already my favorite comedian. Brilliant delivery, solid material. Looking forward to going through more of your videos.
Is it just me that is pissed of by the x not being in line with the rest
?
@@nicolasbrotherton7836 the Comix sign.
And It is bothering me too
So glad to see uploads from you! You are one of my favourite comedians and it feels good to laugh right now hope you and your family are safe ♥️
Hey i just wanted to say I love your content and your amazing keep up the great work man!
4:30
Nobody:
Not even the CORONAVIRUS that that guy has:
That random guy in the back: YEEeEaAaHHH
Imagine sitting next to him
😂😂😂😂😂
Now that's a freakin funny ending thank you Josh you ROCK
Love the content! Been going through some serious BS lately. Haven’t been in the best state of mind. I have never laughed so hard in my life. I’ve been binge watching your standup. The laughter and comedy has helped me get through the BS
I'm not drunk, but I'm dying of laughter.
You are a great comedian Josh, keep up the good work on taking real life experiences and using them to make it funny. I do it all the time at work and the crew loves it.
man I love watching his videos, they can get me laughing any day any mood. He's like the type of guy you always want around to tell stories. Thanks for making me laugh man!
The new ending is totally where I thought it was going
I am a storyteller and always fascinated with how others work. Can't wait to see the final polished piece. Love your work.
Love hearing the joke progression and refinement. Thanks for all the content! Keeping me sane in lockdown
Ur hilarious, mostly since quarantine wit yo high ass😂
Everyone: living in 2020
Josh: 4:3 video
No hate dude, I love you.
maybe it's the video editor's render preset resolution
I live this guy. And I love the effort you put into your work
Love it! I definitely dig the “Behind the Bit” video. I’m a huge comedy nerd, so I’m always fascinated by the evolution of a joke. Inside the mind of a comedian, scary place sometimes, but always entertaining. So, thank you Mr.Wolf. Funny S#!T my man, funny S#!T.
Love you humor man, you are legit one of the funniest men i saw 😂😂 .
Josh, huge fan, got to say that both endings work extremely well. Even though you weren't in front of me on a night of drink and comedy, I still laughed like we were.
Darlin I don't care what other people think myself. But, my opinion, I think they both work. I luv everything I have seen of yours. Keep em coming.
i love this so much please dont stop im so interested in how u make these jokes
Josh Wolf you have the only channel I’m subbed too that I have notifications on for any video
hey i love your comedy!!
Good rewrite for the ending, but that’s a great story! Love the stuff
You're a legend josh that was comedy gold!
god, josh never fails to make me laugh so hard my sides hurt.
Yeah I normally laugh a little at the vids and I normally don’t like those types of jokes but you had me laughing so much man 🔥
I do believe your my new favorite comedian.
You've been killing it; keep it up.
I love the new closer to the joke and making it a call backwhich is always one of the best things to do in comedy. Love that you're still honing your craft even though you're so amazing. Can't wait for this whole Covid-19 thing to be over and hopefully see you live if/when you come to Nashville :D we have some pretty good stand-up comedians here, but, it seems like everyone leaves here and goes to Memphis. But if I have to drive the 3 hour's to Memphis to see you live I definitely will!
You are awesome man i’ve watched your videos more than 50 times you are great!!!!! Be safe
I like the 'new' ending, because the first time you told the story i was hoping it would end with a comeback of that sort haha great job
OMG Josh you had me laughing and crying at this !! hahahahaha I've been the farter on a greyhound bus ... lmao ... 26 hr ride .... wooooooo it was bad lmao
ima simple guy. I see a josh wolf video, I click the like button
Who says i wasnt drinking while watching this, love your videos made me laugh so hard my ribs absolute legend keep it up mate
Can't go wrong with either ending! You're hilarious, man. Keep up the good stuff.
The dry ending is pretty good
You are seriously my favorite comedian 😂 I wish I could meet you one day!
Lol! I'M EARLY!!! You always make me laugh sooooo much! I love it! Lol! 😂😂
Great vid keep up the great work, like the alternative ending too, even if it wasn’t true we get to see your thought process and I a appreciate that.
Man I swear watching your videos high will have you crying tears laughing so hard!😭💯
So funny Josh. Huge fan love all your stuff.
Just want to let you know im in the hospital rn. Real bad motorcycle accident a couple days ago, it's 530 am here in NJ.. in the trauma wing. And I just died laughing from that shit, like legit 5 minutes straight of uncontrollable laughter. Woke up my roommate all the nurses thought I was coding or some shit. But no. I really fuckin needed that laugh. Keep up the awesome work man!
It works I love it. Also I didn’t know how to write jokes I love that you did this. Thanks bud keep up the good work. I’ll be there when you come close to Columbus Ohio bud!!!
Omg, don’t sell yourself short. That second ending is hilarious. I know where in quarantine right now but I love seeing if you was like this from you. Keep making me laugh. 😂👏🏻👍🤣
Farting on a plane is HILARIOUS both ways man! I'm sober currently too! Good stuff.
Awesome content my man! You should say I was on a brown eye I mean red eye when you roll into the second story !!!
Josh, thoughts on a fellow comedian : Drew Lynch.
Personally I think both of you guys are hilarious.
And youtube likes recommending both to me, a lot
Nobody makes me laugh as much as you do, man😂
Yaaaas! You're so hilarious and charismatic! Keep up the good work, and stay healthy; and safe.
I love how he explains his joke and its still funny
im drunk watching your videos and it being dry os funny AF.
i love all your videos, they make me smile
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂 I freakin love Josh
You make me laugh so much I love when you laugh while your telling jokes. Every time I see a vid pop up I click on it so fast. I wish you could come to Scranton Pa. I’d for sure be there at your show. You are fun and hella good looking just sayin❤️❤️😂😂
I laughed so hard I'm still crying!! Thanks for the good chuckle!!! I don't care who you are - farts are funny!!!
That is a GREAT ending. Hope you and Beth are doing well. Enjoying all the content you are putting out.
Ur You’re hilarious hysterical and a true comedian I appreciate your form of art
I love the ending! Great comeback!! 👍🤟
I love how he had to explain the joke at the end but it was still funny 😂
That's why this man is a legend! He made it work!
I really appreciate the insight into how you structure your profession. Pro tips
The dude constantly going “YEEEEEEEAH!” Is cracking me the fuck up LMAO
The new ending is totally funnier than the original one! Great Vid!
7:24 and you’re not drunk...
Are you sure about that? Lol!
That was too good had me laughing like crazy. True stories are always the best.
I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard before
Thanks for reminding me to turn on notifications:)
Alright so I absolutely love your jokes cause they're freaking hilarious!! Now on the other hand b/c I watch HGTV way too much I looked behind you and thought those are some nice stairs and the banister is so industrial/modern🤦♀️🤣
Dude you’re my new favorite ‘celebrity’
YOU'RE HILARIOUS JOSH! I'M ONE OF YOUR FANS HERE IN MALAYSIA! ♥️
Funny. Love your stuff man
I may not be at your live show but I am at home balls deep in an acid trip laughing my ass off at you right now!!!! Keep the Jokes coming!!!!
The Captian be like:
"Uhh- we've encountered some aggressive winds--"
New found appreciation for your comedy. And the insight on the call back is cool. It’ll probably kill. When we are done with all the dying.😐
This Guy is such a legend, anytime you wanna laugh just watch one of his videos
this man is a legend I love your stuff your a damn god