i dont think ive laughed harder at a reddit story than that paintball guy because WOW that's so god damn funny the way he didnt move but CRIED ON THE WAY OUT LIKE HE DIDN'T HAVE MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES????? this shit is bonkers. LITERALLY.
Typical manager behavior. 1. Didn't pay attention to the pre-game briefing. 2. Tried doing the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome. 3. Denied and lied about his part in what happened.
"wet ass pizza" will forever make me laugh so hard. would i have been mortified if my mother did that when i was 16? yes. but it would be one of my favorite memories as an adult. that mom is FOR SURE a legend oh my god
i think i’m a loser (or just really fun idk) because i’m 15 and if my mother did that around my friends i’d be embarrassed but id still be laughing and my friends would think she’s like the coolest mom ever
@eggzuki I think that just means you don't care about seeming cool... and as we all know, one of the criteria of being cool is being nonchalant about it, so I think you're good
It’s definitely mortifying as a teen as is almost everything your parents do but it wasn’t bad. I will say though that the song choice was a little weird given that she was singing albeit in a joking way to 16 year old kids
I say YES to including the 'peed my pants in front of date' story in any compilation, its so amazing, i wish we had another update from it, finding someone that understanding seems impossibly infeasible nowadays
like honestly ugh. i am a person who has infinite dealbreakers. i'm autistic. i have ocd. i have ptsd. i have ibs. i have fibromyalgia and use a cane, so whenever i'm walking for long distances, i need to take breaks. i will sit down on public floors because of this. i was a chronic bedwetter into my teenage years. i sleep-talk. sometimes i scream SO LOUD in my sleep, or even wake up screaming. i'm intersex - a lot of people wouldn't be okay with that, or feel attracted to someone with mostly "feminine" features but "masculine" body hair/odor/etc, especially since my partner considered themself a cishet man when we began dating. they're half my weight, a lot of people wouldn't want to be seen with someone twice theirs. he loves me so much. adores every single thing about me. she thinks fat baddies are the most beautiful, loves listening to me infodump, meets my sensory needs, is so patient when i'm triggered, is so understanding that intrusive thoughts mean nothing, always asks if i need a break, adores every feature i have - masculine, fat, any of it. i am so so so so lucky and everyone can find their person.
I haven't peed my pants in front of a date, but I did fully pee myself in front of my roommate once recently (I was actively having a stroke [I was home for reasons I don't want to get into on a public comment], so it's honestly expected for me to lose control like that). He, no hesitation, helped me get to the toilet and wiped the floor while I finished in the toilet, helped me out of my soiled panties and into new ones, and even wiped down my legs for me. We're purely platonic and he's still my very best friend. I'm so lucky to have him. That episode is a big reason why I trust him so intensely. He's made it clear he doesn't care that it happened and he still sees me the exact same way. People that react like that in humiliating situations are lifesavers.
I’m glad the proposal/snake story didn’t involve cheating, but it kinda sucks that both of their secrets were blown due to the crazy coincidence of it all
i CANNOT count how many times i have replayed the "squeezes and tugs" story since it came out!! 🤣🤣everything about it is hilariously perfect, THANK YOU for including it!!💚
How can you get shot in the head many times with a paintball, unprotected might I add you, and not call the hit? Like Shayne said, its almost reflex that when you get hit, you automatically say, "I got shot". 🤨
16:21 Kenyan San Boas are actually pretty adorable! They look more like a worm cause of their heads and their pattern is beautiful! They’re on the easier side to care for and don’t grow to be too big, really a perfect fit for OP & gf 🥰
Thank you for making all these reddit stories comps bc you've opened my eyes. I really don't enjoy the RUclips genre of just reading reddit or tumblr or funny tweets so i avoided these videos. But this feels so much more engaging it's like talking about drama with friends. Having the little audience to react to the crazy stuff or the sad stuff or the cute stuff is so much fun. Now i have a whole series to catch up on!
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I’ve never been embarrassed by my parents?? I’m currently a teenager and I’m kinda known in my friend group for saying “I miss my mom” at random points in the day. I guess it helps that my mom is awesome and all my friends adore her
Same here! I love my mom and I don't trust people who meet her and immediately dislike her because she rules. My best friend would come over and spend hours chatting with her before we'd go hang out alone because they just get along really well!
I was the same way. My mom worked with the school district and sometimes I’d just randomly run into her in the hallways of my high school sometimes and I’d hug her without a second thought. I’ve just never been able to relate to these types of stories lol. Ok except for my dad but to be fair his social etiquette needs some work sometimes. He loves airplanes and will identify their models as they fly by and once on a restaurant patio shouted “it’s a *insert plane type here* bomber!!”. Everyone looked terrified. I do think I was in the right to be embarrassed there lol
23:14 my mom does this alot. Shes funny and its cringy. I LOVE IT. I hate how the comments are hating on the mom, she did nothing wrong. She just loves her:(
You know, I've heard the story multiple times, but I only just realised how cheap $289 is, considering they apparently had the most expensive bottle of wine in the restaurant, every appetizer on the menu and mains for two 🧐
That server in the first story is a hero, I used to work in a kitchen and half the time we aren't even allowed to do anything when people are huge dicks to the servers
The science lab meet cute is the best, guy is 'dorky-cute' yet the smoothest mf known to man. If I was in his situation I would've fumbled it so hard, I probably have in the past with anyone who might've been remotely interested in me that I never even ended up speaking to again
I hate tipping culture because it just benefits the corps. Wait staff should be PAID FOR THEIR TIME, and not have to fight their employers for proper pay. Example in the US if your tips are less then minimum wage then your boss has to pay you the difference, BUT if you ask for the difference they will fire you for "other reasons". Tipping is a BAD policy because workers should be compensated for work without vagaries of people's will. I still tip.
I'm laughing so much at the paintball story I can't help but imagine him just taking all those paintball shots to the head without even moving 😭 and then lying about slipping in mud
in the rivals fall in love section? yeah it is, that’s thomas sanders :) if you wanna watch the full ep i think it was called “positive stories only” or something along those lines! it was a really sweet episode
I love the "wet a$$ pizza" story. I don't think my mom ever did anything like that & I don't remember even getting embarrassed by my parents like some of my friends did. I think I knew how lucky I was to have the parents I did
At 13 I looked at my mom and told her she was old. She still laughs about it now 20+ years later. To be fair she had me at 31 and all my friends moms were between 10 to 15 years younger than her because they had them as teens or early 20s. Even though she's older, she's the best mom out there.
The shy bladder story was very sweet, even if that relationship doesn't go anywhere, that dude will have that memory of someone treating him with respect and dignity forever
Last story: i had the same issue when I was a kid - couldnt even tell people i needed to use the bathroom because i was too ashamed - and it was seriously so humiliating. I remember being sent to the nurse because i smelled like urine. I used to randomly sit down on the sidewalk when i went out with my family to try not to pee myself. I'm so glad i got past it but i feel that guy's pain. his girl is so sweet.
He should let it go but keep a mental note of how the boss acted at the game, the fact he himself kept shooting him with it, and how the boss lied. They both crazy frfr lol.
Honestly the snake story is so sweet. If I was really worried about a lie like that and the outcome was my partner facing their fears and buying me something I’ve always wanted, it would make me cry
Honestly that last story is kinda sad.... He seems traumatized about his condition due to being mocked and stuff EVEN by his PARENTS.... Jeez.... Low self confidence I would assume.... But I still love it because of how it ended ♥ ugh love these stories
I think if I pissed myself on a date and the date pretended it wasn't happening, then left, I'd be really upset and insecure that they were grossed out and I'd never see them again. I think by acknowledging it and being empathetic, that guy's date helped him feel grounded so he could get over the humiliation faster. I've had all sorts of medical problems and accidents over the years with my partner, and he always lets me know I have nothing to be embarrassed about. He's always more concerned for my wellbeing than how gross or embarrassing something is supposed to be.
For the squeezes and tugs one it seems her live language is gift giving! If that's what works for them I don't see a problem. It only cheapens it if you see it that way.
nobody asked but the pee story reminded me of when on my second date with my now spouse, we took acid together (we were teenagers don't judge us lol) and I threw up everywhere and had to stay over the toilet for like three hours of the beginning of the trip. I was horrified but instead of judging me they sat with me rubbing my back and holding me and listening to gentle music and I remember in that moment realizing they were the one. so sweet to hear that people like that are out there makes me so happy lol.
What in the Wattpad.... (I think I just found my new fave comment/quote). Also, I'm currently chuckling like an a****** right now at the comments and reactions to this story. Well done! As for the guy worrying about paying his wife - I agree that she probably needs to have some form of thanks given, in order to feel like she is truly worth being loved. Women often view sex through both an emotional and physical lens. Feeling "frumpy" and exhausted from the day-to-day worries can really bring a girl down. And if love is viewed like a bucket - as in you can give love out, but if there is nothing refilling it, then at some point everything is going to stop. The husband giving her gifts she wants/has requested/has commented on when they are out and about, would be an act of giving that helps to refill her bucket. If her love language responds to acts of giving, then even getting money to pay for things she wants is not necessarily an unhealthy thing. It may just be the way her emotional and physical self work - given money to buy the things she likes helps her feel appreciated. And, of course, if it doesn't bother the OP too much, if he's found something that works for them, then he should be happy with that (this comes from my experience with medical issues and a variety of medications which kill sex-drive. It's much more difficult for me to have energy for sex. This has been solved by us in various ways, but I still need a lot more energy than I've got to cope with the pain (internal nerve sensitivity makes things painful in my hips and legs), but my partner is very understanding and makes sure to give me a thorough massage as I drift to sleep, after, and he is happy, like OP, that anything is happening at all. Clearly, if OP's wife has the same reaction to receiving gifts she has asked for, and receiving money, and likes getting and giving attention to him as a result of that, then OP should just go with it. But make sure that he pays attention while they're out so that he can give her gifts that make her feel appreciated, as well as money, so it doesn't just feel like he is "paying" her, but rather appreciating her for the things she does, and the sacrifices she has made for the family. Also, lots of positive comments towards her to help gently rebuild her body confidence wouldn't go astray. I.e. my partner always tells me that he doesn't mind my extra padding around my tummy as "it reminds me of how you gave us our daughter and I love you both so much." and "I see you are doing the best you can right now, and I'm just so glad you are trying" when I have to give up on doing things due e eeto pain overwhelm. It's amazing what a kind word, complient, or action (his hugs are my fave) can boost my confidence. It sounds like she needs that, too.
"Dry Pizza Energy" will _never_ get old.
Fr! It's defo getting worked into my vocabulary😭
please don’t stop making reddit compilations they’re legitimately so helpful to me
There’s another channel making them! I believe it’s called Slim_Henry
"Update."
"ARE THEY TOGETHER?! ARE THEY MARRIED?!
"He never pissed again."
Not enough laughter was given for this.
i dont think ive laughed harder at a reddit story than that paintball guy because WOW that's so god damn funny the way he didnt move but CRIED ON THE WAY OUT LIKE HE DIDN'T HAVE MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES????? this shit is bonkers. LITERALLY.
And then goes “yeah guys I slipped” like HUH? I was crying 😭
@@sagegreeeeeeen RIGHT???? make it make sense gworlie cuz it quite literally doesn’t 😭😭😭
ME TOO LMAOOO IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE STORIES ON THE SHOW i remember watching that one when it came out i died laughing😭😭😭😭😭😭
Typical manager behavior.
1. Didn't pay attention to the pre-game briefing.
2. Tried doing the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome.
3. Denied and lied about his part in what happened.
Funniest reddit story I've ever heard 😂
“I think I got it out of my system…. For now” DONT EVER WORRY ABOUT IT POST AS MUCH REDDIT STORIES AS YOU WANT
"wet ass pizza" will forever make me laugh so hard. would i have been mortified if my mother did that when i was 16? yes. but it would be one of my favorite memories as an adult. that mom is FOR SURE a legend oh my god
i think i’m a loser (or just really fun idk) because i’m 15 and if my mother did that around my friends i’d be embarrassed but id still be laughing and my friends would think she’s like the coolest mom ever
@eggzuki I think that just means you don't care about seeming cool... and as we all know, one of the criteria of being cool is being nonchalant about it, so I think you're good
It’s definitely mortifying as a teen as is almost everything your parents do but it wasn’t bad. I will say though that the song choice was a little weird given that she was singing albeit in a joking way to 16 year old kids
paintball boss has me CRYINGGGGG the op describing the paintballs hitting his head repeatedly omg
I say YES to including the 'peed my pants in front of date' story in any compilation, its so amazing, i wish we had another update from it, finding someone that understanding seems impossibly infeasible nowadays
like honestly ugh. i am a person who has infinite dealbreakers. i'm autistic. i have ocd. i have ptsd. i have ibs. i have fibromyalgia and use a cane, so whenever i'm walking for long distances, i need to take breaks. i will sit down on public floors because of this. i was a chronic bedwetter into my teenage years. i sleep-talk. sometimes i scream SO LOUD in my sleep, or even wake up screaming. i'm intersex - a lot of people wouldn't be okay with that, or feel attracted to someone with mostly "feminine" features but "masculine" body hair/odor/etc, especially since my partner considered themself a cishet man when we began dating. they're half my weight, a lot of people wouldn't want to be seen with someone twice theirs. he loves me so much. adores every single thing about me. she thinks fat baddies are the most beautiful, loves listening to me infodump, meets my sensory needs, is so patient when i'm triggered, is so understanding that intrusive thoughts mean nothing, always asks if i need a break, adores every feature i have - masculine, fat, any of it. i am so so so so lucky and everyone can find their person.
I haven't peed my pants in front of a date, but I did fully pee myself in front of my roommate once recently (I was actively having a stroke [I was home for reasons I don't want to get into on a public comment], so it's honestly expected for me to lose control like that). He, no hesitation, helped me get to the toilet and wiped the floor while I finished in the toilet, helped me out of my soiled panties and into new ones, and even wiped down my legs for me. We're purely platonic and he's still my very best friend. I'm so lucky to have him. That episode is a big reason why I trust him so intensely. He's made it clear he doesn't care that it happened and he still sees me the exact same way.
People that react like that in humiliating situations are lifesavers.
@@Prologue18i’m crying 😭 this is so sweet i’m so happy for you
I love the hair whipping celebration 💀 5:37
49:10 the seriousness in which thomas delivered that joke made it so much funnier
Sorry, Im so late, but THOMAS??? WHY DO I NEVER THINK ABOUT TOMMY'S NAME BEING THOMAS
@@ShabnaFarooqueThomas Sanders made the joke lol
I’m glad the proposal/snake story didn’t involve cheating, but it kinda sucks that both of their secrets were blown due to the crazy coincidence of it all
Courtney and Amanda’s collective cheer when the waitress called him out in the street was my exact reaction in my head hearing it
The no homo bit is so funny lmao
i CANNOT count how many times i have replayed the "squeezes and tugs" story since it came out!! 🤣🤣everything about it is hilariously perfect, THANK YOU for including it!!💚
How can you get shot in the head many times with a paintball, unprotected might I add you, and not call the hit? Like Shayne said, its almost reflex that when you get hit, you automatically say, "I got shot". 🤨
Thick skull
Absolutely love that the immediate reaction to the title of the first story was “that’s George Costanza”
16:21 Kenyan San Boas are actually pretty adorable! They look more like a worm cause of their heads and their pattern is beautiful! They’re on the easier side to care for and don’t grow to be too big, really a perfect fit for OP & gf 🥰
I need the snake and engagement one to have a photo of the snake with the ring on it's tail saying "You slithered your way into my heart" SO BAD
The Rival story was truly, along with the rest of that episode, a golden story and video.
Truly!
smosh’s 5th channel dropped!!
Real
a fifth channel just hit the youtube
Thank you for making all these reddit stories comps bc you've opened my eyes. I really don't enjoy the RUclips genre of just reading reddit or tumblr or funny tweets so i avoided these videos. But this feels so much more engaging it's like talking about drama with friends. Having the little audience to react to the crazy stuff or the sad stuff or the cute stuff is so much fun. Now i have a whole series to catch up on!
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I’ve never been embarrassed by my parents?? I’m currently a teenager and I’m kinda known in my friend group for saying “I miss my mom” at random points in the day. I guess it helps that my mom is awesome and all my friends adore her
Same here! I love my mom and I don't trust people who meet her and immediately dislike her because she rules. My best friend would come over and spend hours chatting with her before we'd go hang out alone because they just get along really well!
I was the same way. My mom worked with the school district and sometimes I’d just randomly run into her in the hallways of my high school sometimes and I’d hug her without a second thought. I’ve just never been able to relate to these types of stories lol.
Ok except for my dad but to be fair his social etiquette needs some work sometimes. He loves airplanes and will identify their models as they fly by and once on a restaurant patio shouted “it’s a *insert plane type here* bomber!!”. Everyone looked terrified. I do think I was in the right to be embarrassed there lol
It’s seriously so awesome for you guys in the thread to feel that way about your parents. Never feel ashamed for that
no are you kidding that is so cute and I'm sure she appreciates it too
23:14 my mom does this alot. Shes funny and its cringy. I LOVE IT. I hate how the comments are hating on the mom, she did nothing wrong. She just loves her:(
BABE WAKE UP NEW SMOSH AND GRAB VIDEO DROPPED
PLEASE keep uploading these, I have watched all the reddit stories and I feel like these are all brand new now lol
The mom in the pizza story is so sweet
37:31 I would send an anonymous note typed out or cut out style from magazines that said call your hit 😂😂😂😂😂
I wanna see a compilation of stories when people say something that could happen that feels like it’d be a joke, but they end up being right
55:40 probably the most unhinged Shayne moment ever.
You know, I've heard the story multiple times, but I only just realised how cheap $289 is, considering they apparently had the most expensive bottle of wine in the restaurant, every appetizer on the menu and mains for two 🧐
2 $60 entrees, $90 bottle of wine, and 5 to 7 ~$15 apps. I wouldn't say that's considered very cheap at all, either.
@@x3xmikey333it's not cheap, this is an unhinged comment
How TF is $289 cheap for two ??
That server in the first story is a hero, I used to work in a kitchen and half the time we aren't even allowed to do anything when people are huge dicks to the servers
The science lab meet cute is the best, guy is 'dorky-cute' yet the smoothest mf known to man. If I was in his situation I would've fumbled it so hard, I probably have in the past with anyone who might've been remotely interested in me that I never even ended up speaking to again
I hate tipping culture because it just benefits the corps. Wait staff should be PAID FOR THEIR TIME, and not have to fight their employers for proper pay. Example in the US if your tips are less then minimum wage then your boss has to pay you the difference, BUT if you ask for the difference they will fire you for "other reasons". Tipping is a BAD policy because workers should be compensated for work without vagaries of people's will.
I still tip.
the snake story is really good
All of the comments in the wet ass pizza subreddit were 16 year olds who are mortified that moms exist. (Agreed-she’s allowed to be silly too!)
My favorite reddit stories (AKA all of them)
"uh- it's called Shakespeare" i love angela
I'm laughing so much at the paintball story I can't help but imagine him just taking all those paintball shots to the head without even moving 😭 and then lying about slipping in mud
Paintball story : Keeps it under wraps until either you leave or the boss leaves
A new Smosh&Grab compilation has hit the stream
I love these compilations, are you kidding? ❤️❤️❤️ post as much as you want!
WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT IS THAT THE GUY FROM VINE
in the rivals fall in love section? yeah it is, that’s thomas sanders :) if you wanna watch the full ep i think it was called “positive stories only” or something along those lines!
it was a really sweet episode
he is also in the thumbnail so its hard to miss
The most unhinged reddit story has made me cackle so hard I choked on my dinner 😂
I always love these reddit stories vids
they get me through my days
I love the "wet a$$ pizza" story. I don't think my mom ever did anything like that & I don't remember even getting embarrassed by my parents like some of my friends did. I think I knew how lucky I was to have the parents I did
that rivals fall in love story had me screaming and running around my room!!!!
I LOVE UR REDDIT STORY COMPILATIONS SO MUCH YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND ❤️❤️
At 13 I looked at my mom and told her she was old. She still laughs about it now 20+ years later. To be fair she had me at 31 and all my friends moms were between 10 to 15 years younger than her because they had them as teens or early 20s. Even though she's older, she's the best mom out there.
The shy bladder story was very sweet, even if that relationship doesn't go anywhere, that dude will have that memory of someone treating him with respect and dignity forever
BABE WAKE UP NEW SMOSH AND GRAB VIDEO IS OUT LETS GOOOOO
LOVEEE THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER REDDIT COMP
So many of these are so cute😭😭 my heart is melting
I love these compilations! It’s something I can listen to while drawing for long periods of time, thanks for putting these together!
I’m still so mad about how the commenters treated the dry pizza energy mom. She sounds amazing
BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!!! 🎉🎉🎉
Last story: i had the same issue when I was a kid - couldnt even tell people i needed to use the bathroom because i was too ashamed - and it was seriously so humiliating. I remember being sent to the nurse because i smelled like urine. I used to randomly sit down on the sidewalk when i went out with my family to try not to pee myself. I'm so glad i got past it but i feel that guy's pain. his girl is so sweet.
I put these compilations on while working and they make the day go by much faster. Thank you! ❤
Wet ass pizza is so funny. Apologize sure but in ten years it will be the funniest thing
I LOVE smosh reddit compilations. Please keep them coming!
Another banger compilation from smosh and grab
Amanda literally looks like a star in this thumbnail ⭐️
He should let it go but keep a mental note of how the boss acted at the game, the fact he himself kept shooting him with it, and how the boss lied. They both crazy frfr lol.
Honestly the snake story is so sweet. If I was really worried about a lie like that and the outcome was my partner facing their fears and buying me something I’ve always wanted, it would make me cry
Honestly that last story is kinda sad.... He seems traumatized about his condition due to being mocked and stuff EVEN by his PARENTS.... Jeez.... Low self confidence I would assume.... But I still love it because of how it ended ♥ ugh love these stories
New smosh and grab dropped ‼‼‼
snake story makes me cry every time
I think if I pissed myself on a date and the date pretended it wasn't happening, then left, I'd be really upset and insecure that they were grossed out and I'd never see them again. I think by acknowledging it and being empathetic, that guy's date helped him feel grounded so he could get over the humiliation faster.
I've had all sorts of medical problems and accidents over the years with my partner, and he always lets me know I have nothing to be embarrassed about. He's always more concerned for my wellbeing than how gross or embarrassing something is supposed to be.
is this compilation’s theme “shayne relates op to george costanza”
This compilation is against the rules - that wasn't reddit, it was Wattpad and I LOVED it.
No ads???? Perfect sleepy video
55:44 REPLAYING 😂😂😂😂
For the squeezes and tugs one it seems her live language is gift giving! If that's what works for them I don't see a problem. It only cheapens it if you see it that way.
nobody asked but the pee story reminded me of when on my second date with my now spouse, we took acid together (we were teenagers don't judge us lol) and I threw up everywhere and had to stay over the toilet for like three hours of the beginning of the trip. I was horrified but instead of judging me they sat with me rubbing my back and holding me and listening to gentle music and I remember in that moment realizing they were the one. so sweet to hear that people like that are out there makes me so happy lol.
god i forgot about shayne saying that story was george constanza, and it SO IS LMFAOOOO
May I suggest a compilation of Constanza style stories?
keep making these comps
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I’m also a snake person so I absolutely get it lol. You had BETTER marry this girl.
Paintball hurts. But it's so fun. Boob shots hurt the worst. Right next to hand shots.
You guys are hilarious 😂
45:10 TOMMY WHAT😭😂
Shane's impression hits differently on Nov 6th....
What in the Wattpad.... (I think I just found my new fave comment/quote).
Also, I'm currently chuckling like an a****** right now at the comments and reactions to this story. Well done!
As for the guy worrying about paying his wife - I agree that she probably needs to have some form of thanks given, in order to feel like she is truly worth being loved. Women often view sex through both an emotional and physical lens. Feeling "frumpy" and exhausted from the day-to-day worries can really bring a girl down. And if love is viewed like a bucket - as in you can give love out, but if there is nothing refilling it, then at some point everything is going to stop.
The husband giving her gifts she wants/has requested/has commented on when they are out and about, would be an act of giving that helps to refill her bucket. If her love language responds to acts of giving, then even getting money to pay for things she wants is not necessarily an unhealthy thing. It may just be the way her emotional and physical self work - given money to buy the things she likes helps her feel appreciated. And, of course, if it doesn't bother the OP too much, if he's found something that works for them, then he should be happy with that (this comes from my experience with medical issues and a variety of medications which kill sex-drive. It's much more difficult for me to have energy for sex. This has been solved by us in various ways, but I still need a lot more energy than I've got to cope with the pain (internal nerve sensitivity makes things painful in my hips and legs), but my partner is very understanding and makes sure to give me a thorough massage as I drift to sleep, after, and he is happy, like OP, that anything is happening at all.
Clearly, if OP's wife has the same reaction to receiving gifts she has asked for, and receiving money, and likes getting and giving attention to him as a result of that, then OP should just go with it. But make sure that he pays attention while they're out so that he can give her gifts that make her feel appreciated, as well as money, so it doesn't just feel like he is "paying" her, but rather appreciating her for the things she does, and the sacrifices she has made for the family. Also, lots of positive comments towards her to help gently rebuild her body confidence wouldn't go astray. I.e. my partner always tells me that he doesn't mind my extra padding around my tummy as "it reminds me of how you gave us our daughter and I love you both so much." and "I see you are doing the best you can right now, and I'm just so glad you are trying" when I have to give up on doing things due e eeto pain overwhelm. It's amazing what a kind word, complient, or action (his hugs are my fave) can boost my confidence. It sounds like she needs that, too.
35:28 is the best thing I've ever seen lmao! Edit 38:24 IT GOT BETTER
I'm smiling like a mf right now from rivals to lovers
❤ this story❤
“Oh! But when I piss MY pants….!”
saving ryan's private 😂
Shayne may or may not have gotten into a (paintball) shootout with Walter White (Bryan Cranston) himself
😂😂😂 I’m so glad she ran out an told that girl
45:45 not tommy saying I love a little happy ending right at that specific moment😂
I’m hurt you didn’t post a photo of pebble in a tie!
34:23 Courtney ..No..NOOOOO !
45:55 their reaction to the guy saying he doesn't wanna do that makes me hella uncomfortable, they wouldn't react the same if it was feet stuf im sure
I love pebble
Also the WApizza mom
Dude should’ve called his hit. OP wouldn’t have shot him so much if he’d just called his hit.
regarding them man who pays his wife for sex, what ever works for them I don´t see anything wrong with it.
It acctually made me a bit emotional for some reason...
i feel like if you have to pay someone to have sex with you then it’s not consensual
Call your hit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nani!?
In the paint ball story i think op was mean it was sad it was his head for God's sake.....
Does Thomas sound completely different or is it my high