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Angela’s my favorite

43:46 each entry just sounds like it’s from Joe Goldberg himself. God help us😭

As someone whose favorite book is The Picture of Dorian Gray, Angela making fun of the reference is both upsetting and the funniest thing ever

The thing about things like astrology, fortune telling, tarot, etc. is that it's structured in such a way that any result can be applied to any person. It's made so that it can never be 'wrong' and people who believe in it will always be able to find a way to apply the expected result to the actual situation.

43:20 I CALLED IT. I knew the bartender was after his money I knew it!!!! He’s got NEITHER😂

42:16 “you made your bed. HUMP IN IT” ifykyk😂😂😂

I feel so bad for the teen girl whose mom allowed her friend to steal the bag. It's not the moms item. You can't "lend" other people's things out.

If you need to do a friendship test, get a therapist instead. Like who was this for?

1:22:15 Damien’s expression😭

First story w/fake therapist: that girlfriend should be arrested!!!!!!!!!- this is criminal

13:52 that boy is becoming such a brat and an ahole! Poor mom smh shitty dad and step mom 😤

OP of the astrology story sounds like they’re working at Tumblr HQ

Shayne may or may not have gotten into a (paintball) shootout with Walter White (Bryan Cranston) himself

Another thing. Here’s my take on the guy who pays his wife for sex. If this was a woman who was having to pay her husband for sex, we would tell her to get out of that relationship because he’s not in love with her anymore or we would say that he’s getting it from somewhere else. We would chastise her for buying her husband’s affection. Why do we find it? OK to tell the husband to keep buying his wife stuff so that she would have sex with him?

So many of these are so cute😭😭 my heart is melting

The pros and cons list 😭😭 pros: submissive cons: npc like damn

The motto for pranks I've always heard was "confuse, don't abuse"

Here’s the thing the wet ass pizza story kills me. I would’ve loved to have that type of mom who would’ve been the cool mom around my friends. I was never allowed to have friends unless they were in church and my mother was the biggest stick in the mud when it came to having any kind of fun or making any kind of offkilter jokes because Jesus was watching. So that girl better be glad with what she has because she has something special.

Dude these stories will always be 10 times scarrier than any horror movie. Why would i be scared at some guy wearing a ski mask, or an alien when there's thousands of people doing and thinking the exact things in these stories just out and about getting groceries or something.

34:29 does anybody else think he's talking about Dan Schneider?????

The fake therepaist is digusting and yes he has legal rights one if he was following her advice like spent less time working and more time with emma it could wreck his career. Its really dangerousle think let alone the things you wouĺd open up to with a therapist you wouldn't with others. So wrong

"Somebody let out the goats!" was a crazy turn of events LMAO

The baby gates were probably used for dogs.

“We know what you are” *turns back to Angela* “Ugly” idk why that had me dying for like 5 or more minutes 😂😂

Dude should’ve called his hit. OP wouldn’t have shot him so much if he’d just called his hit.

The journal story is my personal favorite. At every point that I thought that it had peaked delulu it topped it. I sincerely hope that the original poster is safe and doing okay. No one fucking needs that.

i had war flashbacks with the therapist story - i remember how disgusted and furious i was when i first heard it

The "Spencer Effect" I think (and I promise I don't mean this as a read) has to do with him having the same appeal as like a wet mangy stray cat you find at your door one day. Like I think he has this kinda innocent vibe that makes you wanna take care of him and so you see him as such a little threat he can kinda do whatever and you're like, "yeah but it's him, what is he gonna do?"

Beatles 2 has to be one of my all time favorite bits to come out of TNTL, i cry laugh every time. "what's your deal?" "me? dance." 😂😭😭

15:21 Does anyone else remember Angela singing sexyback after saying “take ‘em to the baby place”? Or did I just dream that

“I got egg whites on the skillet” that killed me 😂😂

25:52 the way I would be like “okay, fuck you, give me my money back” and never speak to her again

Pranks are just bullying or abuse unless both the prankster and the prankee can laugh afterwards. A good joke is fun for everyone. That’s literally the only comment I can make without absolutely losing my shit. I’m terrified for a few of these people, tbh.

Fun fact: The sawdust story is a literal crime. " Altering a food product unbeknownst to the consumer in a way that can cause physical injury by consumption or application is a Class E Felony in NY" Which can get you a good 5 years in prison.

Just remembered there is a famous Diane. Diane Arbus a photographer.

40:30 Jerry Spruce sounds like if Old Gregg and Bubba from Forrest Gump merged into one

The ketchup one is crazy for a lot of reasons, like why create this odd play? But mostly, what about *how* the ketchup was made? Remember the pink sauce lady? She risked people suffering from botulism and sent a few to the hospital. What are the steps to prevent that, and is Zoltar even ALLOWED to sell it/ distribute it?

Amanda and Arasha shaking their heads and saying NOPE at the same time gave me life

Butters !

9:54 reasonably likely they have a cause of action, very slim chance they could actually collect civilly.

I have a sister. If she had hidden our soap from me and I knew? I would not have been as casual as this guy had been. There would have been accusations. It would have been an argument. I love her, but that level of petty selfishness cannot fly lest it escalate (/j). In all seriousness, I just think having siblings is like that. Sometimes dumb stuff matters so much. They totally need to chill out and buy their own soap, but I get accidentally ending up at that point just because it escalated

20:02 Garrett just cleared the room with just one round.

I miss Jackie every day

2:02:50 YOU ARE NOT A DOCTOR!! Your RUclips history does not equate to medical school 🤦‍♀️

in the lingerie storie, when he was crying, i was expecting him to be like "how do i keep fucking up" not "why do you keep fucking up" 😭😭😭

“Thought he could make the turn before her husband would pass.” Me, thinking like a horrible person: “He was right! He made the turn, and then the husband passed!” 😀 I apologize in advance for my sins. 😔

shane wearing a camel shirt shortly after the second story is perfect

To me, the most likely scenario with the dress at the wedding is that the hubby made a comment about finding OP attractive. We already know he’s dtf with her, so that’s not exactly a leap. Charlotte got angry at OP instead of her hubby and set her up. Because there was no action OP could take that would have been “correct.” Wear the dress : how dare you?! Not wear the dress: how dare you ignore my wishes?! Like that part was obviously designed to pick a fight and paint OP as the villain. The only question is, why would she do that and I think being jealous of the hubby’s crush is what makes the most sense.

Anthony: "I think this person has baby hands." *_And on that day forward, everyone was scared of Arasha's Marvel movie baby hands._* 💀

0:44 I love how Arasha, Chanse, and Angela are already embodying their inner Chosen. Arasha needs to be a Chosen in 2025 pls.