HAHAHA Ive worked at a movie theatre for three years and I’ve had to literally shine a light on a guy eating a girl out with her legs up in the air, and also had to clean up a girls water after her water broke. The movie theatre is the WACKEST place to work I stg
at one point during the video I felt like you were genuinely telling me a story and not a lot of youtubers give me that vibe. I love you and your content!!
Dude you should get in to standup! I've watched a couple of your videos and it's all there, you've got almost stage-ready material and it's bloody good! You have the persona, the story-telling skill and the material so why not go for it?
Jed...dude... You are just so awesome at story telling... You are my FAVORITE RUclipsr!!! Please keep the vids coming man!!! Out doesn't master what my mood is... when I watch your vids it just pouts me in a really happy place...thanks... Lym
I honestly just thought about commenting that your voice is waaaay tooo calming and that this could easily be an asmr video when you said it. that comment isn't in any way helpful but what I want to say is your voice is really relaxing, you make gorgeous content, you've made my day and you're a cute human being
i currently work at a movie theater and have many stories but let me tell ya'll about the regal pooper. yup thats right, this guy would walk around, squat and take full ass dumps in the most randomest of places. hes banned now.. or so we thought until the other day. i love my job.
Thank you! I’m not usually a fan of all the comedic editing effects. SOMETIMES they work and make stuff funny. I feel like they make already funny things funnier. But they can’t make something unfunny become funny.
Im addicted to your videos. I worked at a movie theater too and have the craziest fcking stories because of it. Personally, I loved working there people are too funny and weird. Once this little kid didn't make it to the bathroom so he took a shit on the hallway to get into the sitting area. He then proceeded to get a broom and try to clean it up, smearing almost the entire hallway. Cleaning staff only worked in the morning so we all played rock papar scissors to see who would clean it. Another time this lady diarrhead and puked at the same time in a stall and walked up to me and told me she had an accident in there and then left the theater and I was like wtf bro.... that time I had to clean. Greetings from Mexico!
I used to work at this little diner in the armpit of Wyoming and these two people who were VERY hungover came in for lunch. As I was in the back preparing their food, we see them walk out the front door and then we see them in the back outside where employees go to smoke or whatever, AND THEYRE BOTH PUKING IN THE CIGARETTE BUCKET. AT THE SAME TIME. (keep in mind it’s a small bucket), so it was overflowing a little. My coworker and I had to clean it up. Worst work day I’ve experienced so far.
I used to work at a public library that had a room for kids, 3 - 5 year olds, i was incharge of the bookkeeping and there was this adorable little fucking shit that would take out all the books from the shelves just to put them back in again all wrong it was kinda cute at first. But he especially loved doing it while i was cleaning up his mess then ran away to his parents, it happend so many times i had to tell my boss about him when she checked my work. He ended up getting banned from the library. i felt terrible for getting him banned, but it made my life so much easier... sorry kid
I was at marching band practice one time, and our director was like okay guys time for a full run through. We start performing our show and 1 minute in, one of the kids starts having a seizure. Instead of stopping, one of his friends pulls him to the side BUT WE KEEP GOING. You could tell that everyone was like uh should we stop?? because the music was getting quieter, but the director gets on the speaker and says KEEP GOING. So we keep doing the show. There happened to be some paramedics 2 minutes away so they show up while we’re still playing our 10 minute show and took the kid away. One of the paramedics stayed at our high school instead of going to the hospital because he used to be in our marching band and wanted to keep listening. The whole thing was wack. Instead of addressing the health issue after practice, our director just told us about how the alumni paramedic stayed and said we were good.
I lived by that movie theater. One of my friends almost went to the movie, but were late, saw the cops and found out the next morning what happened. Ominous stuff. Cheap tickets after that, so it was my go-to spot the next 5 years 😂
I have a story!! I work at a candy store, and we close relatively early compared to other places near us. So one day, my coworker and I (I’m the supervisor) are closing up, and both of us forget to lock the doors. So we go in the back to count the money, and when I come out, I see a jack russell walking around the store, and further up, I can see a scruffy looking man. So I tell him we’re closed, and he makes the complaint that the door was open. (Mind you, the lights are off, and all of our signs are turned to say closed). So I ask him to leave again, and I was afraid he was going to get angry, but instead he starts talking light a little boy, and goes ‘Oh. Are you sure? You can’t ring me through? I’ll be quick.’ So I go back to get my boss, and he comes out and tells him that he can buy what he wants to, (because our policy is that we generally don’t refuse service from customers) as long as the dog goes outside. I let my coworker out, and the man goes out to put his dog in the truck. He comes back, and fills up two baskets worth of candy, and goes out to his truck to get his wallet. I’m waiting inside for him to come back, and he’s gone for about 15 min. He eventually just started his truck and left, wasting my time. But it’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened at my job, and it felt dreamlike. Now I triple check the doors, once before I count the money, and once before I leave.
I love your videos 💕 also I have a pretty crazy story to share: I work at an answering service which basically just answers the calls that businesses get when they are closed. So one day this guy calls up Key Heating and Air Conditioning. He tells me that he has been having issues with Syrian rebels coming into his house and sodomizing his AC. At this point, I think I’ve heard him wrong and I offer to take some information so that he can get it fixed. He realizes that I don’t get the joke and he needs to say something more to-the-point so.... he just straight up says “my dick hurts”. I’m extremely confused at this point and say “uhhhhh sir I think you have the wrong number”. This guy. 😂 this genius. He goes “Oh yea sorry.... can I get a pepperoni pizza” as if he called a pizzeria by mistake. Lmao I hung up but I listen to the recording of the call all the time. I can’t even be mad, whatta legend
😂😂😂this had me laughing so hard👏🏻 I’m a hairdresser and I had this crazy client come in. She asked for a whole new look👌🏻 halfway through the service she starts talking about how she hopes the FBI doesn’t recognize her😐 I was like whhaaaaat😮 I just thought she was nuts(I was right) because I later saw her tweaking out in the parking lot 😬
19 minute video after you get monitization.... i smell HOLLYWOOD
Monetization but yes
magnoliaelectricno austin powers?
His voice makes me solve math problems faster. I could listen to him for hours.
That one dimple is what keeps me coming back. I think I’ve developed an addiction.
Pay for my rehab.
Umm Yes
Nah I’m pretty happy with my addiction atm
same lmao
Average Meme y’all know he’s 26 right?!! I was so shocked
Samantha Ford is that a problem?
You should start a podcast
Oakley Scroggin yes!!
He sounds like he is always talking in a podcast lol
Like an announcer voice or radio voice
Oakley Scroggin for sure!
agreed
This guy I knew worked at a movie theater and he said someone had taken a shit on one of the chairs
Now you getting that youtube money you cranking out these vids.
Don't you forget us, the ones who use to have to wait 6 months between each video.
Ash Bull bless you Ash
You are our representative!!
imagine being so good at telling stories. i can't finish a sentence without starting a new one.
lei just gotta practice. Or Take adderall and you won’t be able to shut up
glad to have found your videos but I am going to fail my exams because of this
same
Monya Krishna same
Monya Krishna already failed too late
Yep, same.
Watch the video after you pass and don't blame it on videos for failing
damn a 20 minute video of just you telling stories? we've been blessed
_Jed Lee has actually entered the chat_
your channel is growing so quick omg im proud
Trinity Burnette thank you!
Why do you look 14 and 30 at the same time. Still cute though
Jess Jones this is my favorite comment 😂
Lol he has the magic
isnt he 26?
@@user-bn9su3wt7p yup
Thank you for making me laugh, no one is really funny on RUclips anymore
“I’ve seen the hurt locker. I can do this” gone. dead.
im so happy youre putting so much effort on your youtube vids bc they seriously make my day
“NoT aS gOoD As YoU cLeArLy, nEvEr iN mY lIfE wHaT dOeS tHaT feEl LiKe?” SKSJDKSBDEBD OK ME
that bubbly sound in the intro was so fucking magical wow.
You are a pretty good story teller. I mean, I have attention problems and your voice makes me more concentrated
I binge watched all your videos man. I love your personality and you kinda crazy but also very funny and calming in a way.
i swear jed is benjamin button..
Why is this guy the most amazing person to listen to?
Your cadence is so strange and I absolutely love it.
🙎🏽♀️ 🙎🏼♀️
✋🏻. 🤚🏻
🤠
loudusername i laughed
Yee yee
I can't even explain how much I love listening to you talk, in a totally non creepy way lol
Kayra hey thanks
*cancels job interview at movie theater *
Once again, you are HILARIOUS.
Naturally. You don’t over it. And i’m out here having a mini asthma attack laughing
the way you tell these stories is really captivating and relaxing
This was hilarious. 😂 12/10 storytelling, love your voice.
Thanks
I'm so excited that you're uploading more!!😊💕
you're such a good storyteller, and know how to keep a person interested
You’re like the only RUclipsr who consistently makes me actually laugh out loud
Yo, your subscriber count has doubled ever since I first subscribed! Congrats, dude!
super adorable, funny, and has storytelling skills?? u go man
So glad you’re posting regularly now💞
you are honestly so good at telling stories oh my days
These will forever be my comfort videos pls come back
Ok fine I will!
Okay these are the only RUclips vids I don’t skip thru they’re just so good wtf
Working customer service really is a treat huh
seeing the 20 minute time stamp made me sooo happy omg id love long videos from you man
you're seriously becoming one of my favorite RUclipsrs. you're hilarious and ridiculously underrated!!
HAHAHA Ive worked at a movie theatre for three years and I’ve had to literally shine a light on a guy eating a girl out with her legs up in the air, and also had to clean up a girls water after her water broke. The movie theatre is the WACKEST place to work I stg
your smile makes me smile 🖤
The fact that there are little to no jump cuts in your videos is rare to see nowadays. I'm so glad I saw you on my recommended.
the two mcdonalds cups on the shelves held my attention for majority of the video
The employees at my movie theatre don’t even check tickets and sometimes give out free popcorn. It’s a good place.
I can’t stop laughing at the guy rubbing people’s knees lmao
When I need to calm down I just watch if of your videos. They’re just so raw and amazing.
at one point during the video I felt like you were genuinely telling me a story and not a lot of youtubers give me that vibe. I love you and your content!!
Jensen Mollet thank you!
there are so many great one liners in this, honestly iconic
also congrats to you and your channel, looking forward to more great content!!
Miranda Bearman thank you! Keep up the bangs.
Glad I found your channel. You're really entertaining! ✨✨Keep it up ! ✨
This makes me feel like when you and your friends are all swapping stories about something and laughing so hard you can’t breath
Dude you should get in to standup! I've watched a couple of your videos and it's all there, you've got almost stage-ready material and it's bloody good! You have the persona, the story-telling skill and the material so why not go for it?
I’m so happy that I found Jed in the magic world of youtube :D
Janika Helmi me too!
"Ace Ventura wing" I'm dead lmao
Jed...dude... You are just so awesome at story telling... You are my FAVORITE RUclipsr!!! Please keep the vids coming man!!! Out doesn't master what my mood is... when I watch your vids it just pouts me in a really happy place...thanks... Lym
I just noticed this video doesn't have any cut but it still is entertaining , a true hero !
I honestly just thought about commenting that your voice is waaaay tooo calming and that this could easily be an asmr video when you said it. that comment isn't in any way helpful but what I want to say is your voice is really relaxing, you make gorgeous content, you've made my day and you're a cute human being
stella milena wow thank u🧡
u r seriously one of the funniest people on youtube right now you deserve more subscribers
Yayyy fellow Utah youtuber:) dude all I want is to collab with you one day
i currently work at a movie theater and have many stories but let me tell ya'll about the regal pooper. yup thats right, this guy would walk around, squat and take full ass dumps in the most randomest of places. hes banned now.. or so we thought until the other day. i love my job.
honey that is crazy!!! One of my friends caught a guy doing that at my theater I worked at!
That thumbnail was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
Edit: that intro was pretty great too
omfg I'm so happy that I found this channel jed is amazing I'm so proud :')
It seemed so long ago when you were just sitting in your car telling your weird Lyft stories. We love a growing channel, keep up the great work!
Yocelynn Berrios thank you bless u
You're gonna be famous very soon. Nice video! :)
literally the only person on this site who is genuinely funny and doesn’t use editing that will give me a headache..
Thank you! I’m not usually a fan of all the comedic editing effects. SOMETIMES they work and make stuff funny. I feel like they make already funny things funnier. But they can’t make something unfunny become funny.
Im addicted to your videos. I worked at a movie theater too and have the craziest fcking stories because of it. Personally, I loved working there people are too funny and weird. Once this little kid didn't make it to the bathroom so he took a shit on the hallway to get into the sitting area. He then proceeded to get a broom and try to clean it up, smearing almost the entire hallway. Cleaning staff only worked in the morning so we all played rock papar scissors to see who would clean it.
Another time this lady diarrhead and puked at the same time in a stall and walked up to me and told me she had an accident in there and then left the theater and I was like wtf bro.... that time I had to clean. Greetings from Mexico!
I used to work at this little diner in the armpit of Wyoming and these two people who were VERY hungover came in for lunch. As I was in the back preparing their food, we see them walk out the front door and then we see them in the back outside where employees go to smoke or whatever, AND THEYRE BOTH PUKING IN THE CIGARETTE BUCKET. AT THE SAME TIME. (keep in mind it’s a small bucket), so it was overflowing a little. My coworker and I had to clean it up. Worst work day I’ve experienced so far.
I love how you don’t jump cut too much. Keeping real
Please keep uploading, I loove your sense of humor so much keep it upp
Drowning in Ocean thanks! I’m gonna
Glad to witness the start of a big channel
That Fact Guy bless u
Your videos are probably the only videos I watch from start to finish
Just found your channel I never knew how badly I needed this
I’m happy you did thanks !
the way you tell stories is hilarious like i’m actually laughing out loud it’s ridiculous
olive thank u
you’re literally one of the only quality people on youtube right now.
Bless u for thay
That*
My new favorite channel. This reminds me of old youtube in the best way.
Most underrated youtuber ❤️
Sephyroth thanks!
you definitely have one of the most interesting personalities on youtube
watching this drunk rn, thank you for blessing me at this time
awesome Ace Ventura wig ya got there buddy!
I used to work at a public library that had a room for kids, 3 - 5 year olds, i was incharge of the bookkeeping and there was this adorable little fucking shit that would take out all the books from the shelves just to put them back in again all wrong it was kinda cute at first. But he especially loved doing it while i was cleaning up his mess then ran away to his parents, it happend so many times i had to tell my boss about him when she checked my work. He ended up getting banned from the library.
i felt terrible for getting him banned, but it made my life so much easier... sorry kid
This is a very strange compliment but I like the way your mouth moves when you speak
Ommggggg the thing u did like the bubbles sound was so cool and cute KFJSKDKJSKEHSHWN
I love hearing you tell stories thank you so much. It feels like i'm talking to a close friend
I was feeling really sad until I found you and your videos, thanks..☺️
I was at marching band practice one time, and our director was like okay guys time for a full run through. We start performing our show and 1 minute in, one of the kids starts having a seizure. Instead of stopping, one of his friends pulls him to the side BUT WE KEEP GOING. You could tell that everyone was like uh should we stop?? because the music was getting quieter, but the director gets on the speaker and says KEEP GOING. So we keep doing the show. There happened to be some paramedics 2 minutes away so they show up while we’re still playing our 10 minute show and took the kid away. One of the paramedics stayed at our high school instead of going to the hospital because he used to be in our marching band and wanted to keep listening. The whole thing was wack. Instead of addressing the health issue after practice, our director just told us about how the alumni paramedic stayed and said we were good.
story times are my favorite kind of video that you make. I just laughed so hard 😂😂
I lived by that movie theater. One of my friends almost went to the movie, but were late, saw the cops and found out the next morning what happened. Ominous stuff. Cheap tickets after that, so it was my go-to spot the next 5 years 😂
I have a story!! I work at a candy store, and we close relatively early compared to other places near us. So one day, my coworker and I (I’m the supervisor) are closing up, and both of us forget to lock the doors. So we go in the back to count the money, and when I come out, I see a jack russell walking around the store, and further up, I can see a scruffy looking man. So I tell him we’re closed, and he makes the complaint that the door was open. (Mind you, the lights are off, and all of our signs are turned to say closed). So I ask him to leave again, and I was afraid he was going to get angry, but instead he starts talking light a little boy, and goes ‘Oh. Are you sure? You can’t ring me through? I’ll be quick.’ So I go back to get my boss, and he comes out and tells him that he can buy what he wants to, (because our policy is that we generally don’t refuse service from customers) as long as the dog goes outside. I let my coworker out, and the man goes out to put his dog in the truck. He comes back, and fills up two baskets worth of candy, and goes out to his truck to get his wallet. I’m waiting inside for him to come back, and he’s gone for about 15 min. He eventually just started his truck and left, wasting my time. But it’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened at my job, and it felt dreamlike. Now I triple check the doors, once before I count the money, and once before I leave.
I love your videos 💕 also I have a pretty crazy story to share: I work at an answering service which basically just answers the calls that businesses get when they are closed. So one day this guy calls up Key Heating and Air Conditioning. He tells me that he has been having issues with Syrian rebels coming into his house and sodomizing his AC. At this point, I think I’ve heard him wrong and I offer to take some information so that he can get it fixed. He realizes that I don’t get the joke and he needs to say something more to-the-point so.... he just straight up says “my dick hurts”. I’m extremely confused at this point and say “uhhhhh sir I think you have the wrong number”. This guy. 😂 this genius. He goes “Oh yea sorry.... can I get a pepperoni pizza” as if he called a pizzeria by mistake. Lmao I hung up but I listen to the recording of the call all the time. I can’t even be mad, whatta legend
Alexis Yellman that is seriously just.. wtf hahah
When I saw you had recently uploaded I got genuinely happy haha. Glad I found you, like a week ago lol.
You’re voice is so entertaining and funny I could listen to it all day omg
Sarahleearts thank YOU
😂😂😂this had me laughing so hard👏🏻 I’m a hairdresser and I had this crazy client come in. She asked for a whole new look👌🏻 halfway through the service she starts talking about how she hopes the FBI doesn’t recognize her😐 I was like whhaaaaat😮 I just thought she was nuts(I was right) because I later saw her tweaking out in the parking lot 😬
I was a manager at an independent movie theatre for a while. I found this video so relatable
I'M LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH YOUR STYLE OF VIDEO AND YOU AND YOU'RE SO FUNNY WTFFF OMG
how come i only found this channel now? , also i love this concept . great video :)
“Go to an amusement park bitch I bet you’ll have a panic attack” I CHOKED
Great vid man. Watched the whole thing without getting bored.
im so glad i found this channel
OH WISE AND POWERFUL ONE me too!
you have such a good podcast voice and you’re so good at storytelling omg start one pls
Looks like sleep is gonna have to wait