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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 54

  • @edhenderson1655
    @edhenderson1655 2 месяца назад +23

    I could easily see Earth being a popular resort world for thrill seeking aliens of all kinds, of course with all the proper legal releases having been signed stating that Earth has been designated as a "Death World" and that as such, while appropriate training and equiptment were available and highly recommended, all risk and responsibility for any injury or death that occured was the sole responsibility of the thrill seeker, lol!

    • @EthanDegen
      @EthanDegen 2 месяца назад +2

      That gives me an idea. Imagine far in the future earth becomes essentially a giant planetary theme park.

    • @TheOriginalJphyper
      @TheOriginalJphyper Месяц назад +1

      They just uploaded such a story yesterday.

    • @JMM33RanMA
      @JMM33RanMA Месяц назад

      Doesn't Emutopia [a.k.a. dan undah] require such things from tourists?

  • @A-stray42
    @A-stray42 2 месяца назад +13

    "What is it?!? Is it monsters?"
    "Worse, it's Canadians..."

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 2 месяца назад +2

      “And their checking some kind of list”

  • @ZenAki
    @ZenAki 2 месяца назад +5

    Always with the Land Down Under. Aliens get their come-uppence or ego fed to them the moment they reach the place. Sometimes they have a good guide that tells them exactly what to do and not to do. Other times you have sh*t that happens when you least expect it, which is normal for Australia. They should be glad it was only one croc and not a pod of crocs.

  • @thesaltyspacecowboy8531
    @thesaltyspacecowboy8531 2 месяца назад +26

    Its called TERRA, because its Terrorizing, says Greg😂

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 2 месяца назад +30

    Northern Ontario, Canada. Are these lizard-like aliens warm or cold blooded?
    An accelerator pedal on a starship?
    I think a historical documentary on whale hunting with hand-held harpoons from a small, open whaleboat would have been educational.
    Someone was lucky that salty didn't take him into a deathroll before it was jumped.

    • @lekanraposte6732
      @lekanraposte6732 2 месяца назад +15

      I once read a science fiction novel dating from the 1970s.
      The ship could travels between galaxies at ludicrous speed. It had a computer able to analyse billions of _characters_ of data and having conversations with humans... And that computers worked with.... *PUNCHED CARDS.*

    • @eumesmo5306
      @eumesmo5306 2 месяца назад

      ​@@lekanraposte6732he true tech was punch cards, they could do miracles with less than a megabyte of data

    • @lekanraposte6732
      @lekanraposte6732 2 месяца назад +1

      @@eumesmo5306 Or rather, it was SKILLS. Being able to do more with less, that took talent.
      Now, a game with 8 bits style graphics use 2GB of storage. It's ridiculous.

  • @thesaltyspacecowboy8531
    @thesaltyspacecowboy8531 2 месяца назад +32

    If I was 35 years younger, Id be knocking on Elon Musks door everyday, "WHEN ARE WE GOING TO MARS, IM READY" Heck Ill go now, if you want me too😂

    • @myristicanz
      @myristicanz 2 месяца назад +2

      Same 😂

    • @solomonkane6442
      @solomonkane6442 2 месяца назад +1

      Please take me away Elon 😅

    • @RJ-cf8jq
      @RJ-cf8jq 2 месяца назад +2

      I'm 71 and I would go in a heart beat.

    • @thelonelongma5603
      @thelonelongma5603 7 дней назад

      Chill guys, he's working as fast as he can.

  • @Atou_Mahogany
    @Atou_Mahogany 2 месяца назад +2

    Cruising on down Main Street,
    you're relaxed and feeling good♪♫♪

  • @ZombifiedWatermelon
    @ZombifiedWatermelon 2 месяца назад +2

    Nobody messes with Scaless Greg.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 2 месяца назад +9

    Should have taken them to Africa and introduced them to Elephants, Rhinos and Hippos. Maybe even a Giraffe. Oh, and let's not forget Lions, Cheetahs and Water Buffalo.

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo 2 месяца назад +1

      Considering their route this could be their next destination.

    • @solomonkane6442
      @solomonkane6442 2 месяца назад +2

      Don't forget honey badgers ' black mambas ' gaboon vipers ' crocodiles

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo 2 месяца назад +1

      @@solomonkane6442 There is a reason why Australia was never on my bucketlist for places to visit.

    • @solomonkane6442
      @solomonkane6442 2 месяца назад

      @@flitsertheo 25 of the most venomous snakes in the world Australia has 20 of them including the top 11
      Mutated bunny rabbits that look like they've done a 20+ year stretch in prison pumping iron and doing anabolic steroids called kangaroos
      A modern day version of a Velociraptor that can disembowel with a single swipe of its foot called a cassowary and don't get me started on what lives in the waters around Australia 😭
      Oh and the middle finger to evolution that is the duck billed platypus whose venom will make you beg for a bullet because it's venom is excruciatingly painful 😭

    • @solomonkane6442
      @solomonkane6442 2 месяца назад

      @@flitsertheo 25 of the most venomous snakes in the world Australia has 20 of them including the top 11
      Mutated bunny rabbits that look like they've done 20 years in prison pumping iron on anabolic steroids called kangaroos
      Modern day version of the Velociraptor that can disembowel you called a cassowary and don't get me started on what lives in waters around Australia
      Oh I forgot about the middle finger to evolution that is the duck billed platypus that if it stings you is going to leave you begging for a bullet because it's venom is excruciatingly painful

  • @thesaltyspacecowboy8531
    @thesaltyspacecowboy8531 2 месяца назад +7

    Long tapered Nose, teeth sticking out in all directions, sounds like an alligator Gar native to the Southern United States, prolly down into Mexico also(thats a fish can reach 6 feet) or a Gharial, found in The Sub continent India. Anyway Im stoned lmao 😂

    • @gryphenicedancer8796
      @gryphenicedancer8796 2 месяца назад

      Back in the 80s I worked at a craft supplier that sold Gar Fish scales. We colored them in house and sold them by the cup. I didn't know until years later what a live Gar looked like.

  • @nooneofimportance2110
    @nooneofimportance2110 2 месяца назад +2

    The aliens ask if were insane or tougher than they thought. The answer is yes.

  • @shrihanshetty8859
    @shrihanshetty8859 2 месяца назад +4

    Expecting another banger like always!

  • @RedDragon-k6r
    @RedDragon-k6r 2 месяца назад

    Great episode...it's pleasantly packed full of "toxic masculinity."

  • @rogermoore00
    @rogermoore00 2 месяца назад +9

    I was blazed and stumbled upon this gem.... Australia hahaha

  • @doitforthelutz
    @doitforthelutz 2 месяца назад

    Good Greg.

  • @thesaltyspacecowboy8531
    @thesaltyspacecowboy8531 2 месяца назад +2

    As is your way, Great Story thanks

  • @krmusick
    @krmusick 2 месяца назад

    Well done Larissa.

  • @soldierscotty1959
    @soldierscotty1959 2 месяца назад

    Great story, from a great lady!

  • @scottphillips2870
    @scottphillips2870 2 месяца назад

    Well done. As usual.

  • @justvisiten
    @justvisiten 2 месяца назад

    Hey, maybe this was supposed to be a steampunk story, with spaceships with accelerator pedals and brakes? But sadly no.

  • @cjandauntieyaya1446
    @cjandauntieyaya1446 2 месяца назад +1

    Should have taken the croc. What a waste of meat.

    • @sandwiches-o3f
      @sandwiches-o3f Месяц назад

      Disgusting meat, sure.

    • @cjandauntieyaya1446
      @cjandauntieyaya1446 Месяц назад

      @@sandwiches-o3f croc tastes good if cooked correctly

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 5 дней назад

      LOL. Yeah, there's that one qualifying word: correctly. I had "gator gumbo" outside of Baton Rouge. That was good. But, my little sister tried to bake a baby gator on her backyard wood fired grill and that thing was barely edible. It takes some practice to get it right.

    • @sandwiches-o3f
      @sandwiches-o3f 5 дней назад

      @michaellinnet6095 absolutely disgusting. Tried it.

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 4 дня назад

      @@sandwiches-o3f try Escargot. You either love it, or you hate it. There is no in-between.

  • @TimurSzynkiewicz
    @TimurSzynkiewicz 23 дня назад

    Gorth dirt? say it again tough guy no one says I speak gorth dirt. 😡😡

  • @IsaacMiller-IFLUBYU2
    @IsaacMiller-IFLUBYU2 2 месяца назад +4

    I love 💖 The stories they tell. I left my wife 4 the stories, she didn't like it. So I told her don't let the door hit you on the way out. So she left. 🧟

    • @marshutch3931
      @marshutch3931 2 месяца назад +1

      Sounds like the other way around.

    • @kevinsears7300
      @kevinsears7300 2 месяца назад +1

      ​​@@marshutch3931 hes confused who left who... And she took half his money too

    • @edhenderson1655
      @edhenderson1655 2 месяца назад +1

      I love these stories too, and like your wife, my wife has absolutely no use for them, but with respect, wrong choice bro, wrong choice.

  • @adachi8902
    @adachi8902 2 месяца назад +3

    Another story had a theme that i think fits with this story. I quote "the humans did not give a fuck"