I was going to say humans are more like the Viet Cong vs the u.s. By all accounts the v.c should've lost due to they're lack of tech, but they outsmarted one of the most technologically advanced nations on earth (at the time) like America had bombs, napalm, chemical weapons and other shit, and we were forced out of vietnam.
It's not rocket science bubba. It's a move that has been used countless times over the centuries of warfare. Wait until some ambitious a-hole sends an expeditionary force to look for some place to conquer and expand to, wipe out all but one or two of them, then send them home with their tales between their legs to tell everyone back home what happened. You'll either get a larger invasion force that wants to subjugate you, or, they update their maps with the legend "Here there be Dragons".
@@toxboxdevel6026 exactly plus I personally feel like this should be the way we should evolve as so many of our ancestors were deeply connected to nature yet because of the industrial revolution we veered away more and more from nature which is causing us to kill our own planet. So this path is a perfect blend of humans still exploring technology without causes harm to our own planet
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The humans have tamed the triffids and put all the other species in steroids. Good tale, well told. This narrator has quite a range of voices which work well without sounding silly.
People get it twisted when people advocate for environmental protection. "But what about people/jobs/cold winters?" I advocate for the environment because I don't trust the human race with engineering replacements for ecosystem services. Replacing ecosystems with machinery was one of the things mentioned in the story: so I am not even terribly off-topic!
Pretty sure they’d have a defense for that I’m sure they will still have ships but to go with the bio route I could imagine they made flying animals in labs that could survive in the vacuum of space so they’d replace the drones we normally use
Oh boy, another reason to be scared of my friend who seems to scarily coexist with nature around him. Even has his own murder that protects his house and can almost pet the rabbits and squirrels
Simple: The Carnivorous Trees just reaching up and pulling the ships down. Catachan did that during Abbadon's Black Crusade, actually pulling ships from the forces of Chaos straight out of Orbit.
Catachan spitefully disagrees. When Abbadon's forces tried to do that to Catachan, the Planet simply began yanking their ships out of Orbit. This is why Catachan cannot simply be "Exterminatus'd". Since Terra in this timeline is basically Bio-Engineered Catachan, that means any attempt to "Orbitally Bombard it" will only mean "The Planet eats you lot before you get to fire".
@@Victor-056 and how about if someone had, let's say, aimed at the planet some large, durable objects (RKMs) that were accelerated to relativistic speeds far before they were even close to the planet? They would never see them coming, literally. 😉 There's nothing quite like force feeding a planet some tungsten rods moving just under the speed of light. So yeah, eat it.
@@EdricLysharaeDoesn't work. Even in space, RKMs being able to each that speeds and with such hard impact would burn up the moment they touch either atmosphere or the "Solar Winds" of the local Star. Look around you, Edric. If "RKMs" truly are so powerful like you claim, why have they not replaced Nukes? Why have they not been developed at all? The answer? They not only aren't practical, but EVERY SINGLE MODEL was _ALWAYS_ a "Simulation". There was Never a Practical Model developed, and thus, no true way to actually see if they truly were viable. That means you based your entire "Haha, I win, HURR DURP", on _UNTESTED_ methods. So next time you open that fat gob you call a Mouth, ask one simple question: If it truly were so "practical", _why_ do we not have it?
Erf is my Homezez, Erf is where I was born and Erf is where I will become 1 with the Earth again. But it isnt Dirt, Its da Erf and we love it like that
11:00 A reconnaissance operation: at a point, you notice that you have entered a death trap, a meat-grinder! And you decide the best reaction to this desaster is to progress deeper into the trap! Going back, retreat to the last place where you have been relatively safe is not possible to consider! That is too primitive too stupid! An experienced fighter increases his risk until he's dead! That's the one and only way to fame and success! 💯 ❗️
People tend to forget that the average human can reach near highway speeds and a fit human could theoretically race a car. In the off chance humans decided to remove the limitations on their physical abilities permanently they could probably be an apex predator even without intelligence.
These Guys is about to get a Very Nasty Surprise! just like the Guy who was Walking on a Beach in Australia and Pick up s Very Beautiful Sea Shell, not Knowing that it was a Geographic Cone Snail that is the Most Poisonous Snail in the World, because it Have a Poisonous Stinger, that it's Use to Catch Fish!
Imagine if earth was a dump site for a super weapon we know as viruses which eventually would create a sapient viral species humans capable of achieving interstellar travel. Alien civilization panic proceeds as humans start kicking butt and taking names.
Ok I was looking at the thumb nail. The way he is holding the mouth of the large wolf wouldn't stop it from killing him. It does nothing. If it was a bull and he had grabbed it by the horns yea. But he grabbed loose skin on the sides of the mouth. Those teeth are going right through him. That man is dead.
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bruh the new druid class look neat
"Willing suspension of disbelief" helps the story go down.
Larissa's performances are stellar in their own right.
Humans as futuristic wood elves. I love it.
I was going to say humans are more like the Viet Cong vs the u.s.
By all accounts the v.c should've lost due to they're lack of tech, but they outsmarted one of the most technologically advanced nations on earth (at the time) like America had bombs, napalm, chemical weapons and other shit, and we were forced out of vietnam.
"Futuristic Wood Elves" Is one hell of a concept...
@@thelordofthelostbraincells Not exactly what happened. The US wasn't pushed out by soldiers. They were pushed out by politics. Same as Afghanistan.
@@devinwhite5064 riiiiight, I forgot. THE FKING HIPPES!!!
Basically, We(Humanity) decided to instead max out Our Biotech Branch in the Tech Tree and Catachan'ed Earth.
Anyway, I need to ask, When Sequel?
Apparently we decided to max out our pointless murder stat as they give absolutely no reason WHY humanity lured the aliens to Terra
@@virtueofabsolution7641 I agree.
@@virtueofabsolution7641 my understanding is that the reason the wanted to was to run a intergalactic carjacking cause the aliens where dick's
It's not rocket science bubba. It's a move that has been used countless times over the centuries of warfare. Wait until some ambitious a-hole sends an expeditionary force to look for some place to conquer and expand to, wipe out all but one or two of them, then send them home with their tales between their legs to tell everyone back home what happened. You'll either get a larger invasion force that wants to subjugate you, or, they update their maps with the legend "Here there be Dragons".
Hmm, so we shifted from our industry and into the biotech route rather than AI. Interesting.
I prefer this route
@V.Castro7730 so do i. Definitely not overused trope
@@toxboxdevel6026 exactly plus I personally feel like this should be the way we should evolve as so many of our ancestors were deeply connected to nature yet because of the industrial revolution we veered away more and more from nature which is causing us to kill our own planet. So this path is a perfect blend of humans still exploring technology without causes harm to our own planet
@@V.Castro7730 that's a good point, I'd love to see that on my lifetime, though I doubt i will.
@@toxboxdevel6026 same
The Krotan Empire was also kind enough to gift the Terrans with an invasion fleet.
BUT THEY DONT EVEN MENTION IT!
Seriously they just killed krotans to send a message? Pretty silly imo
This is a story of what if: What if humanity embraced its darkest side and said HI to the galaxy.
Embraced our dark side and embraced nature instead of getting rid of it
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Be sure to like, subscribe, and share guys! Ty @Starbound HFY
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Have a wonderful weekend everybody!
Yep, another reason why we should take care of Planet Earth. Thanks for the story.
Would also like a story about how aliens are defeated by being the most dangerous animal that kills the most people in the world. The Mosquitoes
Humans are predators among predators
Good one (again). Like the Diffend viewpoint in this story and the Bio way. Super.
DAAAM this story took a dark turn! xD liked! good job.
I would honestly love to see how this story unfolds.
Just wait till they meet Wolverines and Sabertooth Bunnies
It's just a rabbit...
Good story with a very good narrator!
Okay that's an amusing idea. All of earths plants and animal's mustering to attack an alien army.
just like the Fangorn forest during the height of the battle of Helms Deep
@@HrLBolleor you know. Literally the movie AVATAR
@@virtueofabsolution7641
I wouldn't know
@@virtueofabsolution7641 Catachan, only Humanity has total control over it.
Thanks so much for a story every day!
They make great entertainment for the drive to work!
The humans have tamed the triffids and put all the other species in steroids. Good tale, well told. This narrator has quite a range of voices which work well without sounding silly.
As a casual Warhammer 40K fan, this is just your Tuesdays for the Catachan Jungle Warriors.
Yep. When a Catachan Jungle Fighter tells you to get off his lawn, he is _NOT_ being rude, he is trying to save your life.
This puts the Environmental Protection Agency in a better light!
People get it twisted when people advocate for environmental protection.
"But what about people/jobs/cold winters?"
I advocate for the environment because I don't trust the human race with engineering replacements for ecosystem services.
Replacing ecosystems with machinery was one of the things mentioned in the story: so I am not even terribly off-topic!
love idea, something new. only what will those humans will do if aliens just start blasting from the space?
second part of story? hmmm?
Pretty sure they’d have a defense for that I’m sure they will still have ships but to go with the bio route I could imagine they made flying animals in labs that could survive in the vacuum of space so they’d replace the drones we normally use
Oh boy, another reason to be scared of my friend who seems to scarily coexist with nature around him. Even has his own murder that protects his house and can almost pet the rabbits and squirrels
A true sci-fi story. Only problem is, these humans have gone feral and short-sighted. After this, what's to stop the aliens to just glass the planet?
Sadly a weakness of a bio-tech full planet😔, no plant can counter fire, its greatest counter
Simple: The Carnivorous Trees just reaching up and pulling the ships down.
Catachan did that during Abbadon's Black Crusade, actually pulling ships from the forces of Chaos straight out of Orbit.
Rhinos in the jungle was the least crazy thing about this
Best way to get your point across
Good one
Larissa is by far the best
do they know about australia?
Shhh, not so loud, or the Aussie’s might hear you - you must have heard of bogans? Easily the worst sub species on the continent.
Oh, so these humans think they are unbeatable? "Commence orbital bombardment!"
That's why you need space technology.
Catachan spitefully disagrees.
When Abbadon's forces tried to do that to Catachan, the Planet simply began yanking their ships out of Orbit. This is why Catachan cannot simply be "Exterminatus'd".
Since Terra in this timeline is basically Bio-Engineered Catachan, that means any attempt to "Orbitally Bombard it" will only mean "The Planet eats you lot before you get to fire".
@@Victor-056 and how about if someone had, let's say, aimed at the planet some large, durable objects (RKMs) that were accelerated to relativistic speeds far before they were even close to the planet? They would never see them coming, literally. 😉
There's nothing quite like force feeding a planet some tungsten rods moving just under the speed of light. So yeah, eat it.
@@EdricLysharaeDoesn't work.
Even in space, RKMs being able to each that speeds and with such hard impact would burn up the moment they touch either atmosphere or the "Solar Winds" of the local Star.
Look around you, Edric. If "RKMs" truly are so powerful like you claim, why have they not replaced Nukes? Why have they not been developed at all?
The answer? They not only aren't practical, but EVERY SINGLE MODEL was _ALWAYS_ a "Simulation". There was Never a Practical Model developed, and thus, no true way to actually see if they truly were viable.
That means you based your entire "Haha, I win, HURR DURP", on _UNTESTED_ methods.
So next time you open that fat gob you call a Mouth, ask one simple question: If it truly were so "practical", _why_ do we not have it?
I would love this
very good thank you very much👍
Erf is my Homezez, Erf is where I was born and Erf is where I will become 1 with the Earth again. But it isnt Dirt, Its da Erf and we love it like that
I bet our ships are probably organic too if we have space craft.
Like the Unfallen from Stellaris?
I love this channel but too many commercials
they told the guy in the beach not to pick up geographic cone snails, but he messed with one!
11:00 A reconnaissance operation: at a point, you notice that you have entered a death trap, a meat-grinder! And you decide the best reaction to this desaster is to progress deeper into the trap!
Going back, retreat to the last place where you have been relatively safe is not possible to consider! That is too primitive too stupid! An experienced fighter increases his risk until he's dead! That's the one and only way to fame and success! 💯 ❗️
So, we turned Earth into Catachan 😐 💕 it 👍
So, we are a non nomadic version of the Vong? Cool.
People tend to forget that the average human can reach near highway speeds and a fit human could theoretically race a car. In the off chance humans decided to remove the limitations on their physical abilities permanently they could probably be an apex predator even without intelligence.
Bro what? Are you talking about in this fictional universe? Cause in real life, no human is ever going to reach anywhere near highway speeds.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU ARE IN THE JUNGLE BABY, YOU ARE GONNA DIE!- Guns n' Roses
These Guys is about to get a Very Nasty Surprise! just like the Guy who was Walking on a Beach in Australia and Pick up s Very Beautiful Sea Shell,
not Knowing that it was a Geographic Cone Snail that is the Most Poisonous Snail in the World, because it Have a Poisonous Stinger, that it's Use to Catch Fish!
Plants vs Aliens! 🤣
Imagine if earth was a dump site for a super weapon we know as viruses which eventually would create a sapient viral species humans capable of achieving interstellar travel. Alien civilization panic proceeds as humans start kicking butt and taking names.
Ok I was looking at the thumb nail. The way he is holding the mouth of the large wolf wouldn't stop it from killing him. It does nothing. If it was a bull and he had grabbed it by the horns yea. But he grabbed loose skin on the sides of the mouth. Those teeth are going right through him. That man is dead.
Are we the baddies?
Humans as masters of biology! Okay!
Nevertheless, how the story unfolds is disappointing and made me write this comment! 👎❗️
very annoying impressions and poorly done