Humanity is Using The Stupidest Weapon I’ve Ever Seen (ALL PARTS)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

Комментарии • 76

  • @dravenrogers7040
    @dravenrogers7040 4 месяца назад +82

    How the hell did the story start with classic and overly egotistical aliens to a legit interesting story with an interesting villain

    • @MrSharks202
      @MrSharks202 4 месяца назад +27

      Hey author here! I’m glad to hear you liked the villain! I spent quite a while trying to figure out how I wanted to continue the story for another two parts. I ended up settling on trying to flesh out Eclez and trying to make him a fun villain. Happy that landed well with some people.

    • @Blackwomanlover01
      @Blackwomanlover01 4 месяца назад +4

      @@MrSharks202it’s really good

    • @epicgamertool
      @epicgamertool 4 месяца назад +3

      @@MrSharks202well done

    • @richardhall6034
      @richardhall6034 4 месяца назад +2

      What's going to happen to the little fella all one his own now

    • @MrSharks202
      @MrSharks202 4 месяца назад +3

      @@richardhall6034 I'm not sure. In all honesty I might make him a sort of traveling muse between all of my HFY stories. I grew to like the fellas a lot.

  • @MrSharks202
    @MrSharks202 4 месяца назад +113

    Hey all, author here! The much requested continuation of the original story! Thank you all for the support on the first, it was awesome to read.
    This one took a looooong time, and it was really fun. It’s the longest story I’ve ever put out, so I enjoyed trying to use different skills while making it. Hopefully my freshness to the length wasn’t too messy!
    Anyways, hope you all enjoy. Thanks again to the narrator and channel!

    • @Curtislow2
      @Curtislow2 4 месяца назад +4

      While I can not disprove you wrote this, I do remember the first version. I also enjoyed the full version. Kudos on a good story. So much better the an AI generated one. THX.

    • @MrSharks202
      @MrSharks202 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Curtislow2 Thanks, glad you enjoyed! You can go back to the original and see my comment there if you want some proof lol.

    • @Dingomush
      @Dingomush 4 месяца назад +4

      What a great story you have spun here. I’m absolutely delighted with the way this has played out. Cant wait for more……

    • @MrSharks202
      @MrSharks202 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Dingomush Thank you!

    • @josephboustany4852
      @josephboustany4852 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@MrSharks202 wonderful story
      Is there going to be a continuation?
      Because we still don't know what happened to the last stumpy alien that was given to Blackwell
      I ... grew attached to those two lol

  • @JP48988
    @JP48988 4 месяца назад +22

    This guy does the best voices, the voice for James is this recurring, country accent that is just great.

  • @Mgidynasty
    @Mgidynasty 4 месяца назад +40

    “We are going to destroy and enslave you!”
    “How dare you do to us what we thought we’d do to you!” lol got to love those alien mentality lmao

  • @casard5235
    @casard5235 4 месяца назад +12

    Human is as Human does. Don't try to be us. A mighty story, bang-on narration and great supporting pictures. Hope you reach 2,000 likes. They're deserved. Thanks for this.

  • @RamosLuis2550
    @RamosLuis2550 4 месяца назад +34

    1:50 well it is a kinetic energy weapon, so yes but mostly no

    • @kasomoru6
      @kasomoru6 4 месяца назад +2

      😆 🤣 😂

    • @Videos_of_Glory_man
      @Videos_of_Glory_man 4 месяца назад

      They mean literal energy, not propelled by an explosion

    • @devmmmdoesstuff6429
      @devmmmdoesstuff6429 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Videos_of_Glory_man I mean, kinetic energy is literally energy.

    • @KillerBreeze420
      @KillerBreeze420 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Videos_of_Glory_man A contro9lled explosiong that is turned into kenetic energy so yeah its an energy weapon but mostly no.

  • @distracting_games
    @distracting_games 4 месяца назад +5

    We need more like this. So many of the stories are in parts, and it's nice to have them put together.

    • @kristomonieth
      @kristomonieth 2 месяца назад

      there are a lot out there, like 2-9hrs long.... some are 19hrs lmao
      hard to keep track of though, like reading a book without a bookmarker lol

  • @fearlessleader889
    @fearlessleader889 4 месяца назад +3

    this guy is easily my favorite narrator. I want to see more of him.

  • @joelceda3500
    @joelceda3500 4 месяца назад +4

    I keep hearing "ecclairs" (as in the edibles) as the name of the villain guy, and while it makes me giggle, it works perfectly to add some humour into the story as I imagine his arrogance to be that of a pastry chef. 😆

  • @LeonTroutskiunplugged
    @LeonTroutskiunplugged 3 месяца назад

    Thanks!

  • @archangelspythons
    @archangelspythons 14 дней назад

    Lol. Your voice for James sounds exactly like Brad Pitt in Inglorious Bastards. I kept wondering when I'd hear "that's a good deal, would you take that deal? I'd take that deal" 😂😂😂

  • @brainfreezzzze6900
    @brainfreezzzze6900 4 месяца назад +24

    Next, the bolter!

    • @killblade6
      @killblade6 4 месяца назад +11

      "EAT BOLTGUN!"
      "FOR THE EMPEROR!"

    • @brainfreezzzze6900
      @brainfreezzzze6900 4 месяца назад +10

      @@killblade6 "I WILL DIE A THOUSEND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD."

    • @sawyerrichardson6077
      @sawyerrichardson6077 4 месяца назад +7

      NO PITY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR!

    • @roughneckmp
      @roughneckmp 4 месяца назад +6

      VICTORUS AUT MORTIS!!!!!!

    • @lordofswarm538
      @lordofswarm538 4 месяца назад +2

      "I AM THE EMPEROR'S WILL MADE MANIFEST!!!"

  • @Crowbars357
    @Crowbars357 3 месяца назад

    The little Yoda-looking dude holding an AK cracks me up

  • @DaVie-2
    @DaVie-2 4 месяца назад +8

    Ngl, there should be a HFY about our games

    • @Piemur1
      @Piemur1 4 месяца назад +1

      The fact that there's this "simulation" called "Call of Duty" which trains millions in the art of fast paced combat with all forms of firearms to the point of mastery on ALL of them, and being so capable despite wielding the weapons when they're colored in bright silver, gold, platinum, blue, red, pink, covered in graffiti and art and stripes. Also while training with avatars that are often completely conspicuous. Or this "simulation" mode called a "Battle Royale" where they are trained to find and loot their firearms and it's always about being able to make the most with what they can find. And it's the strongest that survive to the end for the coveted trophy of "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" or something like that. I understand it's some sort of foodstuff?

    • @Piemur1
      @Piemur1 4 месяца назад +1

      Or they could go the complete opposite direction with the factory "simulations" (Factorio, Satisfactory, Dyson Sphere Program, Shapez 2) with people trained for efficiency of creating a factory to automatically create such HUGE amounts of manufactured goods at HUGE throughputs. Or the creative open world simulations (Minecraft and the like). That architects are being trained with the simplicity of meter cubes being mined up from the ground and creating insane designs. Or the simulation simulations (Kerbal Space Program, Stationeers, Surviving Mars) that teaches the sciences of building rockets to go to space or surviving on a hostile environment. The management of a program to go to space or build a colony from scratch. All training programs for the masses with such an emphasis for high quality "training". ;)

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist 4 месяца назад +4

    Part 1, So if they wanted to just glass the planet as the guy said, they didn't have to land to do that. Just saying, coming down for a closer and more personal fight was an act of hubris.

  • @kennethwilson4316
    @kennethwilson4316 4 месяца назад +2

    1:04:30 Was a sad moment in this story ... separation by death of the one twin ... separation from the other twins people for life.

  • @kristomonieth
    @kristomonieth 2 месяца назад

    lol he sounds like Brad Pitt when speaking human... "at some time you're gonna take off that uniform....ain't ya?...see...?? now that I can't abide.... I'm gonna give you sumthin' you can't take off..."
    heheh

  • @arecane2000
    @arecane2000 Месяц назад +2

    P.T.S.D.E.T

  • @ManuelPinner
    @ManuelPinner Месяц назад

    yep and they going to really have the you know what's handed into them quickly on a plate!

  • @PhoneyLoki
    @PhoneyLoki 4 месяца назад

    All I can picture in my head when James talks is Sgt. Avery Johnson

  • @AttemptMade
    @AttemptMade 4 месяца назад

    This story has some crazy chaotic good vibes. I’d drink woth hames any day.

  • @yerghaizverot6441
    @yerghaizverot6441 3 месяца назад

    Anyone else watch the Apollo the Grey Parrot videos?
    2:34 All I can hear is Apollo..."METAL"

  • @derbartschmied
    @derbartschmied 4 месяца назад

    Man, you are awesome. Great job

  • @PikaEast
    @PikaEast 4 месяца назад +1

    The poor twins pika T_T

  • @ManuelPinner
    @ManuelPinner Месяц назад

    I don't get it most of these stories, you would think these aliens were already get the message that pride will get you in big trouble, there's a reason why Zoos have signs like you should not be smokey the Bear, or Leo the Lion, people have done really dumb things in zoos and don't read the sign and all the suddenly the guy one time got close to Leo's cage, Lio jumped up grab him and the guy became the main course of Lio,

  • @insomnifaxxwmaxx7244
    @insomnifaxxwmaxx7244 4 месяца назад

    Damn, that was a good story

  • @loj2252
    @loj2252 4 месяца назад

    ooo new intro

  • @Piemur1
    @Piemur1 4 месяца назад

    Description: "If this video gets 2,000 likes we may write a Part 2!"
    Me: Isn't this a compilation of 3 Parts already? Haha. So wouldn't it be a part 4? Or better yet...a part 2 of a 3-part so planning on going all the way up to part 6? ;)

  • @rahuldev4907
    @rahuldev4907 4 месяца назад

    Name

  • @gprivat812_my_selection6
    @gprivat812_my_selection6 4 месяца назад

    59:00 ❗️BS, BS, BS❗️

  • @prathmeshjadhav4088
    @prathmeshjadhav4088 4 месяца назад +2

    First viewer first liker ❤ love from india sir

  • @kayombomangowa3624
    @kayombomangowa3624 3 часа назад

    😂 These humans are stupid they let war come to them 🙄

  • @soldierscotty1959
    @soldierscotty1959 4 месяца назад

    Sounds alot like vegeta from dragonball z.

  • @vassternich1
    @vassternich1 4 месяца назад

    that was stupid

  • @des33080
    @des33080 4 месяца назад

    What movie is this