Tei: (holds various weapons and kitchen knife) Anyone's fine riiight? Me: (shoves Len to happy Tei) Sorry, buddy but I think she means business. Plus, I'm too old for this shit.
@@imaginesimplicity5484 most OG Utaus are trolls like Teto, Tei and Ritsu. Not Utaus made after that period. Most are genuine projects, like Renri and Ryone
Len's inner voice: EVERYONE BUT HERR!!!! Tei: oh, len-kun~ Len's inner voice: Sh**! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!! /sight/ I better go and try to date 96neko -_-
+APH Czech Republic /Adéla Novak Could it be? You're everywhere xD I see you so much on different videos... I think we just have the same video taste x3
I'm just saying this just because. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!! ;^;/) I don't give one buttcornnugget if she's a yandere!~ Q_Q She's the cutest yandere I've witnessed. I would date her if I could!~Q-Q Too bad Im a girl but I dont give toot! Q-Q; I wouldn't mind her waving her knife and trying to cut me up into little biscuits she's so cute reguardless! ;u;
0:27 AAAAH!!! LEN! DON'T MAKE THE CONTRACT!! Before watching this I was like: LEN!! JUST DATE TEI! SO THIS WILL STOP! Now, at 0:27 NOOO!! DON'T DO IT LEN! DON'T BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL!! AAAHHHH!!!
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Mou dare demo i desho Otoko no mae de ea shaberete no onna mae de wa shaberenai Onna no mae de wa shaberenai Torauma darake no boku no kako Namida nashi de wa katarenai Doushite kanojo ga dekinai no? Boku wa suteki da to kimi wa iu Sore nara boku tsukiatte yo Sono nigawarai no imi wa nani? Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Mou dare demo i kara Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Mou dare demo i kara Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Mou dare demo i kara MOU DARE DEMO I KARA
My reaction after watching this: Me: Well..you did say anyone but... *pulls out a gigantic sword and has Kirito's dual wield swords* HANDS OFF MY LEN-KUN TEI!! I BET I HAVE A LARGER ARMY THAN YOUR ARMY! LEN-KUN FANGIRLS WHERE YOU AT??? (Sorry for the overreacting^ω^)
I'm like 99% sure the reason Len can't get a date is 'cause Tei's killed the ones that would bite and word has spread.
Well, in this vid anyway.
Saga Slash SHUT UP
Ah-ha! That is the case, hmm~? No worries Sukone-San, Kagamine-Kun doesn't know, and he isn't likely to look on this vid. So no worries, no worries~.
@@teisukone5803 move on from Len already he doesn’t love you
So that's why we don't see any of the gals here 👀
Sorry Len but you practically begging for something like this to happen. You did say anyone.
Lol
I mean, he did say anyone.. so his wish was basically granted XD
That pervert wanted this to happen right
I take back what I said, I just saw Len's version.
Well, he did say ANYONE.
XD
Anyone but crazy girls.
Be careful what you wish for
But psychopaths of course
CAN ANYONE AT LEAST TOLD ME WHAT TYPE OF OUTFIT SHE WEAR😭
Every fangirl ever
So freaking true
I can finally understand why Ruko, Ritsu, Miko, and Teto are fighting Tei; they're trying to protect Len from her.🤣😂🤣
NOT SO FUN FACT: tei is 19 and len is 14
Look at the bight side, Len. At least someone wants to go out with you! ;)
and a Yandere too
What anime is len from?
cheshire cat Len is not from an anime. It's Vocaloid.
Make sure to watch it in high definition or you won't get the full effect!
+Thaís Oliveira XD
I'm guessing len is depressed for a girlfriend, but not that depressed to tei
do you mean desperate?
> "i really want a girlfriend"
< "what about me?!"
> "i suddenly am happy being single"
oops I meant desperate. thx for correcting me
no problem ^^
id like to see this in project diva (Len's version + NPC tei version attatched to the end, since len also sings in it).3691rune
Tei: (holds various weapons and kitchen knife) Anyone's fine riiight?
Me: (shoves Len to happy Tei) Sorry, buddy but I think she means business. Plus, I'm too old for this shit.
She’s 19 though
@@sufferingmeguca7919
Wait how old is Len????
@@ekkocherry
14
Len, you should be careful about what you say.....
I think Tei was also made to make fun of Len fangrils Lmao
Definitely. She and Most UTAU are trolls so it’d make sense if she’s really just a mockery of the incredibly Horny Stans Len has
@@imaginesimplicity5484 most OG Utaus are trolls like Teto, Tei and Ritsu. Not Utaus made after that period. Most are genuine projects, like Renri and Ryone
I wonder how bad Len fangirls were back in the day for someone to make a troll UTAU that makes fun of them 👀
@@mitsubachihachi9643tbh they're still down bad
Ik the comment is kinda old but I'm sure that Tei is cannonically a troll/bait
Tei must be one of the most adorable psychopaths I have ever seen.
Len's inner voice: EVERYONE BUT HERR!!!!
Tei: oh, len-kun~
Len's inner voice: Sh**! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!! /sight/ I better go and try to date 96neko -_-
I ship banana bread. (Get it?)
Teto Kasane yea :3
(banana bread is delicious btw)
Banana bread? The shipping? :D
+Teto Kasane Teto and Len :3
+APH Czech Republic /Adéla Novak Could it be? You're everywhere xD I see you so much on different videos... I think we just have the same video taste x3
Tei is adorable ~ she'd go to that length just to date len :3
love her design in this video :3 casual clothing suits her ^^
but has a knife
And isn’t she older than Len
@@ilovemenwithlonghair yes, Len is 14, she’s 19
What I love is that even in the original video, Len is still running away from Tei X'D
Tei was in original? Really?
Len, you ok with someone who hates all the Vocaloid?
BUT SHE FREAKING LOVES YOU
well she actually only hates miku
Honda Sakura Not only that, but she wants the declare war on Vocaloid too...
@@conniedoesexist1807 I mean I dont really hate Rin.... but that's probably because she looks like Len.
@@sukonetei6982 Understandable. Rin is Len's mirror image.
Normal Len fangirls: I love you Len!
Sukone: *_1 łø\/3 ÿ0ū |_ęñ_*
THE TEI KYUBEY.. LOVE THIS
*sees the first couple of seconds* Aw, who wouldn't want to date her? *sees a knife in her hand soon after* Oh, that's why...
Sees the first couple of seconds: Aw, who wouldn't want to date her?
Sees a knife in her hand soon after: Aw, who wouldn't want to date her?
Tei’s voice was so cute I wanted to hug her
Watches Video:
Me:Len why don't ya date Tei???
Sees a picture of Len: O_o now I know why....
bTW what's up with the knife?
Tei is a yandere
Zero Rintarou Bt she hates murder
Honda Sakura but she wants to kill Miku and want len for herself
Also len is 14 and Tei is 19-
Hold on, she’s 19
I’m calling the police
Not to mention she's offering an awful bargain and even cosplays as Kyubey. Run, meguca. Run.
This gives me the chills.
*shakes*
Kagamine Len yeah she just loves you she wants to love u please date her she drives me nuts asking were u are len :3
I DON'T LIKE TEI!!!!!
Len Kagamine Then who do you like Len? :OO
SuperHeleen;
Rin Kagamine!
Len's age:14
Tei's age :19?!
This seems legit
Ayo
FBI OPEN UP! 😂
the parody is way better then the original bro-
Am I the only one who notices the soldiers at :17 ? She wasn't kiddn around when she declared war on vocaloids! O - O
wow! you are right! I didn't notice it till you pointed it out. XD
i think i'm a little blind
0:17
Awww Tei looks so adorable in this :3
Really, nobody is getting the reference at 0:26? XD
That's Kyubey o_o
Yes XD
***** tei = kyubey
I am.
So if he dates her, then that's essentially making a //contract// with her, right? Eh?
Make a contract with Kyutei!
LEN, DATE 96NEKO PLEASE. THIS IS MY DREAM !
(yes I ship them.)
DON'T WORRY IT'S MY DREAM TOO!!
ガールーギガンチック ooh yes! Dat ship!!!
I think I know why Tei seems to be a killer. She loves len and she'll do anything to date him. And I mean ANYTHING!
The Pixelated Nightmare - and that's Yandare in a nutshell.
Tei sounds so cute in this
its so catchy and cute!!!
This is what happens when you beg for anyone to date you.
*waaaaaaaaaaaa*
Everything thing is all fun and games until you relise tei is 19 and len is 14
“I don’t care who, someone go out with me!!”
“anyone…?”
I love this song so much
Okay len! You have to choose! which one you prefer A Tsundere( Neru ) Or a Yandere ( Tei )????
his mirror image of course! (le Rin :v )
Is rin a Tsundere? o , o oh well but i didn't meant rin
I'm just saying this just because. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!! ;^;/) I don't give one buttcornnugget if she's a yandere!~ Q_Q She's the cutest yandere I've witnessed. I would date her if I could!~Q-Q Too bad Im a girl but I dont give toot! Q-Q; I wouldn't mind her waving her knife and trying to cut me up into little biscuits she's so cute reguardless! ;u;
asianpeacebunny Toki _"Ohai."_
Hibiya Amamiya / Jeremy Fitzgerald Oh hey :3
Odds are if the yandere is cutting you up,you arent her love interest
Ah, me too!
Good thing i'm straight boy!
Bad thing she doesn't exist & my schizophrenia hasn't go so far to have virtual beloved.
If the original describes Yoosung, this describes anyone who got the day 7(?) bad end (the one where you're too posessive) lmao
0:27
AAAAH!!!
LEN! DON'T MAKE THE CONTRACT!!
Before watching this I was like: LEN!! JUST DATE TEI! SO THIS WILL STOP!
Now, at 0:27
NOOO!! DON'T DO IT LEN! DON'T BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL!!
AAAHHHH!!!
You wanna make a contract? °ω°
ピョコンとでる足が好きなんじゃあい！
(anyone who understands what a healthy and non-abusive relationship is, he means....)
What? Sorry, i don't understand.
Answer faster, if you can, because my dominatrix soon came to play "master-slave" with me.
So this is why he can't get a date.
Be careful what you wish for Len 😂
AWWWWW tei is ADORABLE in this video. I also like tei bc tei is literally my middle name ^^
i love tei so much.
And the award for the second Yuno goes to Sukone Tei
That should go to Sonozaki Shion. :0
Cant help saying this but Tei is adorable in this :3
WHY THIS BANGER ISNT UNDISCOVERED???
Omg tei has so much obession over len
This is just stupidly cute and I love it XD
Y-y-you scare me tei .--.
0:26 why is tei cosplaying kyuubey
Because at that point the lyrics in Japanese go -kyuu Tei
It's a pun basically
HELP THE MADOKA REFRENCE
0:24
_"G...Goddammit Tei--"_
_"Why don't I what?"_
_"One,that would be Incest."_
_"Two,well...I can't have my beloved Len harmed..."_
_-Beaming beams wtf XD-_
_//Pushes him away to you_
_"N-Not in _*_THAT_*_ way Kaneki!!"_
_"I'm not m--"_
_//...Sighs then hugs Len_
_"W-Why me? And I think Soraru and Kradness will be proud of you! :)"_
ARGH, I REALLY WANTED TO DRAW MYSELF IN THAT STYLE AND I CAN'T
please Please PLEASE.
leave.me.aloneeeee TEI
0:26
Kyutei: make a contract and become a voice synthesizer
Awww poor baby put that knife down and I'll hug you to make you feel better
aw...poor Tei....
i ship Len-kun and Tei-chan as a vocaloid-utauloid couple...
just like Kaito and KAI KIM...
Disgusting
It's like Tei is reading my mind
she's soooo cuuute!!
0:27 is she cosplaying as kyubey
yuh
This is so god damned adorable!
This is song is my thoughts 99.9% of the time
*calls 96neko* Hey listen neko... You got some competition for Len-kun...
everyone acts like tei is so bad she's adorable ^w^
0:26 KYUUBEY
*Dont Worry Tei ILL DATE YOU!*
*Sees title*
*claps and watches the video"
I wonder what Len's reaction would be once he sees this video.. XP
wheres my 1 hour version im going insane
Mobile (long press and then on loop video) PC (right click and then on loop video)
O_O RUN LEN RUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is so cute!!
:3 maturbates when she's thinking of me... *feels an aura behind me*
*gulps* I can do this, for the sake of everyone... Tei, PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!
awww pooorr lennn |D
Hanging there Ren !
At least he didn't die this time. :p
0:26 - K-KYUUBEY?! :O!
This one of the many reasons tei is my favorite utauloid (Also how do i install teis voicebank for utau synth? Just asking)
Tei is really cute, probably deceptively so.
Just date Tei-san! (Under breath) TEI IS AWESOME
+ForTheSwarm len doesn't like tei because she's a yandere len doesn't like yanderes
I know Tei's nuts...but ya can kinda pity her. All the girl wants is some Len lovin', and she's actually kinda...cute. Hmm...
she is adorable...
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai
Mou dare demo i desho
Otoko no mae de ea shaberete no onna mae de wa shaberenai
Onna no mae de wa shaberenai
Torauma darake no boku no kako
Namida nashi de wa katarenai
Doushite kanojo ga dekinai no?
Boku wa suteki da to kimi wa iu
Sore nara boku tsukiatte yo
Sono nigawarai no imi wa nani?
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai
Mou dare demo i kara
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai
Mou dare demo i kara
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai
Dare demo i kara tsukiaitai
Mou dare demo i kara
MOU DARE DEMO I KARA
The gun is pointing at him
6 PEOPLE HAVE NO HEART OF THIS ADORABLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My reaction after watching this:
Me: Well..you did say anyone but... *pulls out a gigantic sword and has Kirito's dual wield swords* HANDS OFF MY LEN-KUN TEI!! I BET I HAVE A LARGER ARMY THAN YOUR ARMY! LEN-KUN FANGIRLS WHERE YOU AT???
(Sorry for the overreacting^ω^)
posted in 2018. shameful.
...
This song describes exactly what I think when I listen to Dare demo ii kara O.O
0:26 kyubey tei
Yandere Tei is delcious ウフフフフ～
I mean, Len did say he wanted to date anyone so 😂
okay okay lets talk about hows
tei cute voice is in here
Len is probably the only vocaloid Tei won't kill so in some terrible ways Len is lucky... But I hate it because it's Tei
.......
Okay okay you got me... she IS cute...
cool song
She sounds so realistic.
tei, the best yandre ever.
If she wasn't a yandere, I'd give her a hug....
so cute