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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @boltun7724
    @boltun7724 4 года назад +4927

    Markiplier: *plays game* "This is ok"
    Jack: *plays game* "This is ok"
    Daz: *plays game* "BIG BLACK MAN!"

    • @doggo9421
      @doggo9421 4 года назад +98

      Why he is the best RUclipsd who deserves 1bil subs

    • @K75-d5n
      @K75-d5n 4 года назад +17

      Anonymous Asmr because that’s what he said? Lmao

    • @doggo9421
      @doggo9421 4 года назад +4

      Whitefang 73005 when did he say that or are you on about the comment not my reply

    • @no65362
      @no65362 4 года назад +3

      @@doggo9421 daz

    • @laylanamkcaj2314
      @laylanamkcaj2314 4 года назад +2

      Are you saying he's racist cause that's not what he was trying to be like and you know that so shut up

  • @happy_cola3776
    @happy_cola3776 4 года назад +884

    I love how chaotic Daz gets when he gets scared.
    "Hes coming, better hide."
    Daz: *Can I hide here? Wardrobes are safe???!!! Under the bed?!?! There is no under bed!!!!"

    • @sophieryan8453
      @sophieryan8453 4 года назад +9

      "WHAT, WHO, WHEN, HOW!"

    • @taylorbrown4665
      @taylorbrown4665 4 года назад +2

      As I was watching that part I was reading your comment and it was super weird lol

    • @happy_cola3776
      @happy_cola3776 4 года назад

      @@taylorbrown4665 Hahaha

  • @Outlander777
    @Outlander777 4 года назад +5440

    Imagine his neighboroughs just chilling, watching tv then suddenly: "BIG BLACK MAN!"

  • @kp0p_pollyy746
    @kp0p_pollyy746 3 года назад +1806

    Scary/jump scare list
    2:12 weird nose
    2:16 draw opens
    3:10 another weird noise and blood
    3:19 another weird noise
    3:58 draw opens (again)
    4:15 note on the desk
    4:59 rumbling noise
    5:32 door closes
    4:46 blood on the wall
    5:52 person crying
    5:56 blood in the bath tub
    6:12 bloody note
    6:26 door opens
    6:30 blood in the wall and door
    6:36 note on the wall
    7:06 rumbling noise
    7:13 blood on the floor
    7:27 TV glitches
    7:59 computer glitches
    8:05 figure in the living room
    8:42 things on fire
    8:54 bathroom covered in blood
    9:15 another note
    9:31 door unlocks/opens
    9:39 noise
    10:27 mask on the wall/corner
    10:33 mask disappears
    10:36 noise
    10:58 weird ‘pipe’
    12:10 another note
    12:49 note and door
    13:12 daz turns around and screams
    13:39 figure walks past
    14:50 skulls on the wall
    15:09 ‘ figure’ in the corner
    15:29 statues
    15:59 Skeletons
    16:06 dungeon/jail cell
    16:10 torture devices/coffin
    16:24 bath tub filled with blood
    17:54 door creaks
    Please like this took soooo long and I was terrified whilst writing it :)

  • @oscarsassofashion
    @oscarsassofashion 4 года назад +814

    “PEEKEEBOOO”and then he started singing “unecessecareeeeeeeEEEeeE”😂😂 daz just turns into one big orchestra when he’s scared 😂

    • @dannymooney3726
      @dannymooney3726 4 года назад +14

      True daz is so funny one of my favourite youtubers

    • @Fallfox7089
      @Fallfox7089 4 года назад +7

      I die laughing every time he does that!!

    • @phoenixjmb3226
      @phoenixjmb3226 4 года назад +4

      I laugh when he’s says things like fuck me side ways and Jesus tap dancing Christ 🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @maisx09
      @maisx09 2 года назад +2

      UncessecareeEeEeeeeeeeeE

  • @makairamida1771
    @makairamida1771 4 года назад +820

    Me: ***Not paying attention.***
    Daz: "BiG bLaCk MaN!"
    Me: CrAcKiNg Up

  • @cian2198
    @cian2198 4 года назад +528

    Therapist: The game can’t hurt you, it’s not real
    The game:

  • @v1perul.x
    @v1perul.x 4 года назад +750

    Daz: being paranoid cause of the sounds
    Daz: looks down and screams in terror
    Daz: oh im standing on a coffee table

    • @imagrandpazombie
      @imagrandpazombie 3 года назад +11

      omg this literly happened while i was reading this comment made it ten times better

    • @evie6912
      @evie6912 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @shannon7853
      @shannon7853 Год назад

      @@imagrandpazombiesame 😂

  • @pinpoyntRL
    @pinpoyntRL 4 года назад +431

    13:38 “BIG BLACK MAAAAN” I’m dying 😂

  • @hughmcmahon1992
    @hughmcmahon1992 4 года назад +6444

    **my dad walks in**
    Daz: *BIg bLacK MaN!*
    **my dad walks out**

  • @CptRussiaXD
    @CptRussiaXD 4 года назад +2302

    I use to dislike horror games since i didnt really find them that good
    But Daz really showed a lot of good ones to play recently..

    • @purplepenguin3143
      @purplepenguin3143 4 года назад +6

      But just disliking them for no reason why I mean well you get used to it it's just facts

    • @Hannah-sv4pi
      @Hannah-sv4pi 4 года назад +14

      Yeah I agree I use to no like horror games or movies either but now I’m a bit obsessed.

    • @nsnexport9134
      @nsnexport9134 4 года назад +3

      Bro I can’t stop laughing

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 года назад +6

      I feel it. They held no entertainment value for me. Daz and kubzscouts make them enjoyable tho

    • @paulblartmallgth6652
      @paulblartmallgth6652 4 года назад +1

      instagram.com/qrispi_shapiro/

  • @txx4068
    @txx4068 4 года назад +1002

    “You are next”
    Most people: *is scared, cries, screams etc*
    Daz: NO IM NOT

  • @anotheravatarlover5207
    @anotheravatarlover5207 4 года назад +2817

    _When you’re too early and there’s no jumpscare list_
    Me: *IT’S NOT REAL... IT’S NOT REAL*

    • @Hannah-sv4pi
      @Hannah-sv4pi 4 года назад +24

      I just chant to myself ‘I see you I see you i see you’ lol

    • @clairedelunatic3682
      @clairedelunatic3682 4 года назад +8

      @@Hannah-sv4pi this is why the world needs me!

    • @fanboy4289
      @fanboy4289 4 года назад +3

      469 likes nice

    • @jjkbrry
      @jjkbrry 4 года назад +7

      You have 666 likes and I don’t feel like ruining the like streak 😂

    • @trans_boi4935
      @trans_boi4935 4 года назад +1

      Same though

  • @kate1194
    @kate1194 4 года назад +395

    2:15
    Daz: *Opens Drawer* "AHH"
    Me: "AHHH"

    • @lr3m743
      @lr3m743 4 года назад +4

      Kate 35 0:57

  • @phantomstudios8313
    @phantomstudios8313 4 года назад +1924

    *my african aunt walks in the room*
    Daz: "BIG BLACK MAN"
    My aunt: "i aint no man!"

  • @lovroharamustek7998
    @lovroharamustek7998 2 года назад +75

    What scares you?
    Normal people: "monsters, spiders..."
    Daz: "BIG BLACK MAN!"

  • @rachelb9486
    @rachelb9486 4 года назад +1194

    the scariest thing is when the screen goes black and i can see my reflection

    • @rubyparker9926
      @rubyparker9926 4 года назад +26

      Yeah then u see something behind you😂😂

    • @rubyparker9926
      @rubyparker9926 4 года назад +8

      Yeah then u see something behind u

    • @jazirsa
      @jazirsa 4 года назад +7

      Yeah then u see something behind

    • @fudgefudge4885
      @fudgefudge4885 4 года назад +8

      Yea then u see something

    • @rubyparker9926
      @rubyparker9926 4 года назад +11

      Everyone is copying me😥

  • @wilvjm12
    @wilvjm12 4 года назад +440

    These are the parts that made me laugh
    “BLACK MAN BLACK MAN”
    “Why am I standing on a coffee table!?!?”
    “Why am I on a table!?!?!?”
    “I WILL TURN AROUND...*turns around and screams but nothing is there”
    “BIG BLACK MAN BIG BLACK MAN “

    • @drjagu5962
      @drjagu5962 4 года назад

      And you didn’t put the time

    • @yessir5017
      @yessir5017 4 года назад +1

      Midas Orp agreed

  • @DustyLWithHusk
    @DustyLWithHusk 4 года назад +739

    Most people being hunted: HELP!
    Daz: *dAmN, tHaT's A nIcE tUb*

    • @brenleigh._.3214
      @brenleigh._.3214 4 года назад +4

      Deku what are you doing here-

    • @scarletttrott6082
      @scarletttrott6082 4 года назад +1

      Izuku Midoriya stop trying to get likes.......

    • @madisonurban3357
      @madisonurban3357 4 года назад +2

      xddddddd

    • @DustyLWithHusk
      @DustyLWithHusk 4 года назад +4

      @@scarletttrott6082 how TF am I trying to get likes? By commenting something I thought was funny??

    • @scarletttrott6082
      @scarletttrott6082 4 года назад +1

      @@DustyLWithHusk bc u are and don’t swear at me.

  • @deathmetalman2661
    @deathmetalman2661 4 года назад +220

    13:38 me going in my mums bedroom at night

  • @kellshere4872
    @kellshere4872 4 года назад +948

    Panic And running around haunted house, goes into bathroom*
    “Sh**, that’s a nice bathtub!” ( goes back to panicking)

    • @emilyrooney4459
      @emilyrooney4459 4 года назад +12

      Interior decor is important! It pulls a house together😂

    • @kellshere4872
      @kellshere4872 4 года назад +4

      Emily Rooney 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bonniedavidson5940
    @bonniedavidson5940 4 года назад +515

    10:20
    "Would you like a basement?"
    "Yes."
    "How big?"
    "Yes."

  • @Rydo416
    @Rydo416 4 года назад +2334

    13:38 You’re here for this, aren’t you?
    Edit: tf is that like counter 😂

  • @v1perul.x
    @v1perul.x 4 года назад +77

    Daz: got scared by two knights*
    Daz: what are you guarding?
    Daz: A liver?

  • @dylansmith8912
    @dylansmith8912 4 года назад +1667

    My grandpa : you kids have no respect these days
    Also my grandpa when he sees my friend: 13:38

  • @Rock-bw5gy
    @Rock-bw5gy 4 года назад +363

    “Would you like a basement”
    “Yes”
    “How big”
    “Yes”

  • @lordleezy2748
    @lordleezy2748 4 года назад +1574

    “Are ya winning son?”
    Daz: *B I G B L A C K M A N*
    Dad: ...

    • @Pickup_clips
      @Pickup_clips 4 года назад +4

      :13 39

    • @rnz_ticklepuss
      @rnz_ticklepuss 3 года назад +8

      Plays meme of the old frog meme looking back behind his chair

    • @its_emma_xo
      @its_emma_xo 3 года назад +5

      i actually missed the man from his screaming and i almost wet myself

    • @kaity_xz9
      @kaity_xz9 3 года назад +6

      I thought he said “BIG BLACK VAN”

    • @jacksbee8809
      @jacksbee8809 3 года назад +10

      13:39

  • @princeyartist7585
    @princeyartist7585 4 года назад +21

    Daz is one of the few you tubers who can make you burst out laughing in the first 30 seconds 😂 0:33

  • @jessiefaye842
    @jessiefaye842 4 года назад +730

    everyone else: oh it’s probably just a bone in the dresser daz: ITS A MASSIVE COTTON SWAB

    • @wormworm5431
      @wormworm5431 4 года назад +6

      jessica_marneyy honestly that was my first thought too XDD

    • @cameronbrake9436
      @cameronbrake9436 4 года назад

      Worm Worm same😂

  • @samhenderson1395
    @samhenderson1395 4 года назад +957

    Nobody:
    Daz: BIG BLACK MAN!!!!

    • @revuritto
      @revuritto 4 года назад +18

      I read that as he said it..

    • @HaloCEJohnnoscope
      @HaloCEJohnnoscope 4 года назад +15

      Flint lockwood.

    • @xxkvck
      @xxkvck 4 года назад +12

      This has me deceased 😂

    • @maii9412
      @maii9412 4 года назад +1

      HaloCEJohn117 360noscope “what what ?

    • @zakmcgill2542
      @zakmcgill2542 4 года назад +5

      Well done big sammy 😂

  • @kimberdinaea7050
    @kimberdinaea7050 4 года назад +248

    Daz: “I have a body...and abs!”
    also Daz: “so that’s how it’s like to be physically fit.”
    I felt that.

  • @v1perul.x
    @v1perul.x 4 года назад +137

    Daz: opens a door
    Daz: Let me in you little - - - - -
    Daz: OH GEE BIG KNIGHT LITTLE KNIGHT

    • @TranQuil.Art18
      @TranQuil.Art18 3 года назад +2

      "What are you gaurding? A liver?"

    • @gothiclita
      @gothiclita 3 года назад +1

      @@TranQuil.Art18 "What are you doing?! "

  • @ilxu3478
    @ilxu3478 4 года назад +214

    10:19
    “Would u like a basement?”
    *Yes.*
    “How big”
    *Yes.*

  • @continuousrage4974
    @continuousrage4974 4 года назад +105

    0:48
    Seriously thought that guy in the photo was Markiplier.

  • @paulacoutts166
    @paulacoutts166 4 года назад +1713

    DAZ: Screams
    ME: Wasnt paying attention and gets scared af by his scream
    MY MUM:😒😒😒😒😒. R u watching that daz again
    ME:.................YES

  • @blastortoise
    @blastortoise 3 года назад +59

    Linda: *Casually reading a book in the next room.*
    Daz muffled scream: "BIG BLACK MAN!"
    Linda: "I can't tell if he's playing a horror game or on a dating app."

  • @emilyclose2157
    @emilyclose2157 4 года назад +318

    “BIG BLACK MAN!”
    Thank you Daz. My mother walked in on me whilst I was watching this video. I had to explain to her that I was not watching a racist being “blackaphobic” (or something) on RUclips.

  • @Emily-nq7zc
    @Emily-nq7zc 4 года назад +481

    The note: DONT LOOK BEHING YOU
    Daz(looks): AGH
    Me: AGH
    Sister: AGH
    Me: stop screaming.....

  • @heathermussell6521
    @heathermussell6521 4 года назад +372

    Note:Your next
    "NO I'M NOT"
    "NO I'M NOT"
    "YOU ARE"
    *runs away

  • @jsyeva
    @jsyeva 4 года назад +24

    6:33 - 6:40
    Daz: *Shows the Uno reverse card*

  • @sagmaster111
    @sagmaster111 4 года назад +695

    Daz: *hears door creak*
    Me:
    *_slowly going off of full screen_*

    • @kennval_
      @kennval_ 4 года назад +6

      Its so true

    • @tadashiyamaguchi5446
      @tadashiyamaguchi5446 4 года назад +1

      I did it a few seconds ago

    • @Dxtr-hp6lz
      @Dxtr-hp6lz 4 года назад +1

      I can relate honey

    • @tamarawhite8699
      @tamarawhite8699 4 года назад +1

      I iterally did this haha

    • @kdelong86
      @kdelong86 4 года назад +1

      I both feel attacked and relate to this at the same time. 😂

  • @sggypancakes1577
    @sggypancakes1577 4 года назад +131

    13:37
    *"B I G B L A C K M A N"*
    Holy shit thank you guys for 100 likes

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 4 года назад +303

    When he said physically fit all I could think of was the song “I like to move it, move it!” on Madagascar.
    Phy-si-cally fit! Phy-si-cally fit! Phy-si-cally, phy-si-cally, phy-si-cally fit!

    • @fbsie8579
      @fbsie8579 4 года назад +17

      That's so random 😂

    • @heathermcfarland6317
      @heathermcfarland6317 4 года назад +8

      Fæbsie I know right. Lmao 😂

    • @MellowKat
      @MellowKat 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @lozentucker1071
      @lozentucker1071 4 года назад +1

      I was literally thinking the same thing

    • @AmandaG429
      @AmandaG429 4 года назад

      Heather McFarland wait same It was stuck in my head the rest of the video lol😂

  • @TerraCipher
    @TerraCipher 2 года назад +1

    12:24 That whispering "Hey" was the same as what the ghost behind the door in the lobby do in Phasmophobia. xD

  • @silversteele6624
    @silversteele6624 4 года назад +183

    "Would you like a basement?"
    "Yes"
    "How big?"
    "Yes"
    lol

  • @erinreed1375
    @erinreed1375 4 года назад +275

    "Stop leaving me little horrible notes!!!!! Such a bully." 😂😂😂😂

    • @deannah7753
      @deannah7753 3 года назад +2

      I read this the exact moment he said that 😂

    • @mayasudac6232
      @mayasudac6232 3 года назад +1

      @@deannah7753 time stamp??

  • @moosetracks6807
    @moosetracks6807 4 года назад +1491

    Imagine his neighbors just suddenly hearing him yell “BIG BLACK MAN”

  • @lorellpollard8861
    @lorellpollard8861 4 года назад +56

    “BIG BLACK MAAAAN!!” I died 😂😂😂

  • @miayates171
    @miayates171 4 года назад +197

    “He is coming better hide” daz: “WHERE”

  • @jessdedits4244
    @jessdedits4244 4 года назад +2122

    Who else is scrolling thru the comments so they don’t piss themselves every time daz screams?

    • @jessicalaura4744
      @jessicalaura4744 4 года назад +16

      🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🤣🤣

    • @karenjames-anderson5117
      @karenjames-anderson5117 4 года назад +7

      Me 🙋

    • @pancake804
      @pancake804 4 года назад +4

      😂 me

    • @LilithJacobaMorningstar
      @LilithJacobaMorningstar 4 года назад +4

      Me🙋‍♂️

    • @ajg1237
      @ajg1237 4 года назад +4

      😂me !

  • @NevD0708
    @NevD0708 4 года назад +262

    "sToP LeAvInG hOrRiBlE nOtEs yOu bUlLy" 😂😂💀☠

  • @av6643
    @av6643 4 года назад +127

    Screams like he is about to die: AAAAAAAH!
    I'm standing on the coffee table...

  • @yutor.k4273
    @yutor.k4273 4 года назад +387

    "Do you want a basement?"
    "Yes"
    "How big?"
    "Yes"

  • @ssxshorts8269
    @ssxshorts8269 4 года назад +253

    Literally every Dazler:
    Daz:*screams because he's standing on a coffee table*

  • @claudiaravencraft3731
    @claudiaravencraft3731 4 года назад +135

    “Would you like a basement?”
    “Yes.”
    “How big?”
    “Yes.”

  • @tristinvittitow512
    @tristinvittitow512 4 года назад +22

    The way Daz looks at the camera when he hears something is priceless.

  • @lily_488
    @lily_488 4 года назад +168

    “So this is what it’s like to be physically fit”
    This had me DEd. 😂

  • @xyz_beebs9605
    @xyz_beebs9605 4 года назад +763

    “AHHH”
    Me: AHH WHAT?!
    “IM STANDING ON THE COFFEE TABLE!”
    Me: oh 👁👄👁

    • @little_elfs2251
      @little_elfs2251 4 года назад +4

      Ohhhhh🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😗🍼😗🍼🍼😗🍼😗🍼😗🍼😗🍼🍼🍬🍬🍬🍬

    • @snezanacovski9717
      @snezanacovski9717 4 года назад +2

      Omg 🤣🤣

    • @manager-matt2556
      @manager-matt2556 4 года назад +1

      @TATIANA STEVENSON why.

    • @manager-matt2556
      @manager-matt2556 4 года назад

      @TATIANA STEVENSON ●k

    • @Usteo
      @Usteo 4 года назад +1

      TATIANA STEVENSON who ur fav my sister for reason assumes my fav is yoongi

  • @totallrecall7747
    @totallrecall7747 4 года назад +228

    13:35
    Live footage of the first white man discovering Africa

    • @DarrenKent3039
      @DarrenKent3039 4 года назад +12

      That's fucked up🤣

    • @daisy4606
      @daisy4606 4 года назад +5

      AHHHH BLACK MAN I WANT MY MOMMY I FUCKED IT UP 😅😣😔

  • @gracemcvicker-aitken7153
    @gracemcvicker-aitken7153 3 года назад +35

    Court judge: did you kill this person
    Daz: no I didn’t you did,stop accusing me of murder, you did it

  • @syd.crain1
    @syd.crain1 4 года назад +761

    *intense part of the video*
    Random RUclips Ad: “My PeRiOd GoEs BeYoNd PaIn”

    • @teleighspencer2470
      @teleighspencer2470 4 года назад +20

      Sydney Crain BAHAHAHA RIGHT AS I READ THIS AN AD CAME FOR THAT

    • @butterfrog5647
      @butterfrog5647 4 года назад +6

      SAME I HATE ADS SO MUCH!

    • @hellohi1830
      @hellohi1830 4 года назад +5

      I got the same exact thing 😂😂😂

    • @cherrybomb272
      @cherrybomb272 4 года назад +7

      I keep getting the add it’s so ANNOYING

    • @_kaileemarie_
      @_kaileemarie_ 4 года назад +10

      I've been getting that exact same ad for like a week straight!😂😂😂😂

  • @sacred6525
    @sacred6525 4 года назад +535

    “Ahhh peaky boo”
    “Oh thats really unnecessaryyyyyyyy”

    • @kdkugel5586
      @kdkugel5586 4 года назад +2

      Yeah did he sing haha

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 3 года назад

      it is and that comment is unnecessary

  • @dudewhoisalicia
    @dudewhoisalicia 4 года назад +260

    Daz: How’s going Dazzlers
    RUclips Subtitles: fusco dustless

  • @theweedisaster
    @theweedisaster 4 года назад +11

    One of my favourite things ever is how happy or surprised Daz gets when he has a body in games.
    For example, "oH I HAVE A BODY :D"

  • @abbywoodfield421
    @abbywoodfield421 4 года назад +125

    15:25 Daz: ‘let me in u PrIcK` 🤣🤣

  • @20082IS
    @20082IS 4 года назад +534

    8:05 actual footage of Europeans seeing the first African American (colorized)

    • @baileyhill4478
      @baileyhill4478 4 года назад +17

      Duck me when I look under my moms bed

    • @dat_redbearxd3724
      @dat_redbearxd3724 4 года назад +3

      Duck they wouldn’t have been considered african americans though...

    • @huntergraypremium5195
      @huntergraypremium5195 4 года назад

      JotaroGoesToTheBeach maybe if he came up with it himself

    • @kyle6095
      @kyle6095 4 года назад +1

      Woulda thought they were Africans at that point but ya know 🤣

    • @jboylit9778
      @jboylit9778 4 года назад +5

      More like 13:38

  • @cheshirekitsune
    @cheshirekitsune 4 года назад +198

    Jump scare list!
    0:55 just daz opening drawers
    2:07 random noise
    3:09 bout to get really spoopy
    3:55 more noise
    4:11 computer turns on and the notes began
    4:20 weird popping noise
    5:10 bathroom is a trap
    6:25 To the door to the floor blood galore
    6:51 the electronics have a seizure
    8:04 a black thing
    10:20 a weird mask
    10:30 mask Disappears
    12:48 don't worry it's not a jump scare we Gucci 👌
    13:38 the black thing walking
    17:50 torch lights up
    (Lemme know if I'm missing anything)

    • @litch9007
      @litch9007 4 года назад +14

      dont forget when he opens drawers & stands on a coffee table...... daz found them scary at least 😂

    • @chloe-gv7qy
      @chloe-gv7qy 4 года назад +4

      @Another AvatarLover heres a jumscare list

    • @mc-bx9vs
      @mc-bx9vs 4 года назад +11

      You forgot 12:25 & 15:08 !!

    • @scar4796
      @scar4796 4 года назад

      Thank you!

    • @colinjohn5454
      @colinjohn5454 4 года назад

      Give this girl an award 👊

  • @raeghan71
    @raeghan71 3 года назад +33

    16:27 the skeleton kinda looks like the weakened voldemort, and daz says 'oh.. lord'. coincidence??? i think not.

  • @m.e.l7503
    @m.e.l7503 4 года назад +213

    Not a soul on earth:
    Daz: AH *gets surprised cause he standing in a coffee table
    Also Daz: AH WHO WHEN HOW WHY WHEREeee

  • @Phlyn8
    @Phlyn8 4 года назад +156

    “OMFG ITS A BLACK THING, ITS A BLACK THING!!!” Lmao 😂

  • @akii_trainss17
    @akii_trainss17 4 года назад +600

    10:24
    Daz: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PeAkY bOoOo”
    Daz also: “thats really unnecessAaAaAaAaRrRrRrRyYyYyYyY”
    13:38
    Daz: “BiG bLaCk MaNnNnNnNnNnN”
    Edit: thank you for 620 likes i havent had this many in my 13 years ive lived 🥺🥺🥺

    • @Jezidka
      @Jezidka 4 года назад +2

      Lol he's in the phantom of the opera's lair.

    • @noobyegg4859
      @noobyegg4859 4 года назад +9

      You mean 13:38 not 18:38

    • @ElysianLilith
      @ElysianLilith 4 года назад +3

      I laughted a bit too much when he said the second one XD

    • @valu5118
      @valu5118 4 года назад

      I clicked the time and lizzo popped up

    • @akii_trainss17
      @akii_trainss17 4 года назад

      Nooby Egg yeah whoops

  • @unfoldedhawk4234
    @unfoldedhawk4234 3 года назад +42

    It's now 12:30am, I'm going fullscreen, trying not to get scared whilst trying not to wake my parents by laughing. Wish me luck

    • @rhys6530
      @rhys6530 3 года назад +3

      Are you even alive anymore?

    • @Magic_Cat35
      @Magic_Cat35 3 года назад +3

      No one can survive that trust me I tried

    • @gamer101withyou3
      @gamer101withyou3 2 года назад

      Same but it's 2:00

  • @snarpix1036
    @snarpix1036 4 года назад +608

    Me: *Itching eye*
    Daz: *Opens drawer*
    Daz: AGH
    Me: *pokes myself in the eye*
    Me: AGH

  • @navi.is.d3ad
    @navi.is.d3ad 4 года назад +96

    No one:
    Me: looking for that one person who lists the jump scares

  • @alectothefirst
    @alectothefirst 4 года назад +123

    i had a heart attack when Daz screamed:
    Ah! i Am On ThE cOfFeE tAbLe!

  • @eifjndf
    @eifjndf 3 года назад +2

    scare list:
    0:16 - we're in the game
    0:57 - daz opens the drawer
    2:05 - knocking or something
    2:15 - daz screams, becouse of the drawer
    3:10 - scary noise
    3:19 - another creepy noise
    3:55 - another scary noise here
    4:10 - the computer turns on by itself (note: "He is coming, better hide.")
    4:25 - something is clicking, and dazs character is probably having a heart attack
    4:56 - someone is knocking AGAIN
    5:28 - door is closing by itself with a creepy laughing noise playin' (note: "You are safe here, stay with us")
    5:43 - bell rings
    5:47 - some baby is crying
    6:33 - 'YOU ARE NEXT'
    6:50 - walkie-talkie creepy noises
    7:24 - some people on the tv
    8:04 - SOME CREATURE WARNING (do not drink, eat or carry things while watching!!!)
    8:13 - random noise
    8:39 - plants on fire
    8:59 - random noise
    9:34 - random noise, but it's ceepier in tha dark room
    10:23 - PEEKIBOO (scary mask)
    10:29 - the mask is floating away (daz is an opera singer now)
    12:25 - A NOISE BUT IT'S SCARIER WHEN YOU'RE IN AN INFINITE DUNGEON
    13:34 - a door noise and if didn't notice yet, it is blood on the ceiling
    13:38 - THE CREATURE IS BACK
    14:50 - skulls (not scary but it is what it is)
    15:08 - creepy little knight armour
    15:28 - two big knight armours
    15:35 - door noise AGAIN
    16:27 - a skeleton appears from the bathtub filled with blood
    17:04 - start of a scary presentation
    17:52 - just a scary noise there
    ✨you made it to the end, congratulations✨

    • @lexlouise1413
      @lexlouise1413 3 года назад +2

      Omg I was looking for a scare list thanks ,🤩😂

  • @judgementalarmchair
    @judgementalarmchair 4 года назад +172

    I feel as though Daz is the only person that could ever get scared by opening a drawer

    • @sagmaster111
      @sagmaster111 4 года назад +11

      _allow me to introduce myself_

    • @terrability4911
      @terrability4911 4 года назад +1

      That’s where you’re wrong kiddo

  • @brookeee359
    @brookeee359 4 года назад +369

    Daz: *sees a note that says “don’t look behind you”*
    Daz: I’m going to do it just give me a minute...
    Daz: *turns around and screams*
    No one is behind him
    Daz sitting their worrying for nothing like: 👁👄👁

  • @BianaBee
    @BianaBee 4 года назад +745

    Jumpscares:
    (there are a lot of loud noises throughout the game)
    - 3:09 sound of a door opening followed by loud creaking
    - 4:10 computer turns on
    - 5:28 door closes + sounds of voices
    - 7:25 scary images on TV
    - 8:04 dark figure appears
    - 10:24 creepy mask
    - 13:38 dark figure walks by
    15:09-15:32 statues (not really a jumpscare but they are unexpectedly there)
    - 17:52 torch turns on and gate closes
    (not too much of a creepy game but I hope this helped u)

    • @bigdookiedana
      @bigdookiedana 4 года назад +10

      thankyou:))))

    • @Idunnobutstill
      @Idunnobutstill 4 года назад +10

      Thanks :)

    • @Sky._.broadband
      @Sky._.broadband 4 года назад +10

      Thanks SOO MUUUCH

    • @em-ci9rj
      @em-ci9rj 4 года назад +21

      I wish I was as brave as you 😪😂

    • @BianaBee
      @BianaBee 4 года назад +18

      @@em-ci9rj nah I was lowkey covering my eyes half of the time 😂

  • @ItzBailey101
    @ItzBailey101 3 года назад +20

    “Would you like a basement? “
    “Yes.”
    “How big?”
    “Yes.”
    😂 then ...
    “Ahhh! Peaky Boo?!”

  • @killuasdiscardedyoyo2758
    @killuasdiscardedyoyo2758 4 года назад +309

    Daz: "I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it just give me a sec...AAGGGHHHHHHHH..."
    Ad: "You're toast Anderson!"
    Me: ._.

  • @moonchild6139
    @moonchild6139 4 года назад +327

    daz: complains about his daughter memeing things
    also daz: would you like a basement me: yes

    • @knoxx9625
      @knoxx9625 4 года назад +2

      @DrekiBanana lol I mean it's like people that say "data" instead of data.

    • @knoxx9625
      @knoxx9625 4 года назад +3

      @DrekiBanana lol I see the joke went waaaaay over your head

    • @MrStarfishP
      @MrStarfishP 4 года назад +2

      @@knoxx9625 8:04 when british people saw their first black man

    • @brokeashit
      @brokeashit 4 года назад +1

      @DrekiBanana lol the way you say it is meh meng while it's Mee Mee ing

  • @aniqa1341
    @aniqa1341 4 года назад +223

    I'm pretty sure that we can all agree that Daz makes horror games way less scarier. And that's tru facts 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Dutchyx_
      @Dutchyx_ 4 года назад +9

      Apple Sauce Penguin uuhmm no lol😂 everytime if he is scared then im like oh fuck no😂

    • @clickbait7949
      @clickbait7949 4 года назад +5

      No Ughhhhh

    • @pancake804
      @pancake804 4 года назад +4

      Na he don’t 😂

    • @thesesocialise452
      @thesesocialise452 4 года назад

      nahh he makes them scarier well, i am scared with him lmaoo

    • @kachionyeka6198
      @kachionyeka6198 4 года назад

      I'm more scared of his screams than his playthrough of horror games

  • @kellieclare2645
    @kellieclare2645 Год назад +2

    I love how at 13:05 he screams and turns (I could not stop watching that part😂😂😂😂😂

  • @diannia0615
    @diannia0615 4 года назад +160

    I love how every time he gets scared or screams a bit he turns it into a perfect note... 10:28!

  • @Nacho-Dog
    @Nacho-Dog 4 года назад +306

    Note: don’t look behind u
    Daz: *looks behind* AHHHHHHH.
    RUclips: PLANET FITNESS IS NOW ONLY 25 A MONTH!!

  • @jessmayax
    @jessmayax 4 года назад +1044

    jump scares listtt
    2:10 footsteps
    3:11 door closes
    3:21 creaking sounds
    3:29 daz screams
    3:56 something makes a noise
    4:12 daz screams
    4:57 tapping at a door
    5:28 a weird creepy noise
    5:49 a girl making a scared noise
    6:50 tv making fuzzy sounds
    7:05 a noise
    7:59 creepy noises
    8:05 creepy man + daz screams
    8:14 something moves + makes a noise
    8:59 knocking
    9:35 door closes
    10:24 mask appears + daz screams
    11:03 creepy noise
    12:27 someone sneezes
    13:13 daz screams
    13:36 door closes
    13:37 shadow appears + daz screams
    13:39 creepy noise
    13:40 man appears
    13:42 noises
    14:18 creepy noise
    15:10 man appears + daz screams
    15:38 door closes
    16:27 creepy noise
    17:52 gate closes
    17:56 creepy noise
    omg :)

  • @charlielouise8959
    @charlielouise8959 4 года назад +15

    ALL THE DOOR CREAKS SOUNDED SO REAL I HAD TO KEEP CHECKING MY DOOR

  • @albertmastrosante221
    @albertmastrosante221 4 года назад +50

    Ghost : *sneezes*
    Daz: "HELLO?!? HELLO???"
    Ghost :"Dude, You suppose t say bless you..."

  • @cxmr4derie343
    @cxmr4derie343 4 года назад +53

    “Oh a little tiny table and chairs that’s cute”. Even in the scariest times, Daz will always find a way to compliment the furniture in a scary game! Thank you Daz for doing what you do😂😂

  • @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622
    @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622 4 года назад +64

    8:00 Daz is screaming BRO THAT SCARED ME MORE THEN THE FIGURE 😂😂😂💀

  • @aimeeparkes3828
    @aimeeparkes3828 3 года назад +48

    **door creaks open when no ones there**
    Normal ppl: screams and runs
    Daz : *PpHh AaHh I’m StAnDiNg On ThE cOfFeE tAbLe*

  • @amfro4276
    @amfro4276 4 года назад +77

    "AH! WHAT!? WHO!? HOW? wheeennnn?"
    -Daz, 2020
    3:55
    Idk y i found it funny when he said that.

  • @teriyakipirate9121
    @teriyakipirate9121 4 года назад +212

    Ghost: You're next.
    Daz: *NO IM NOT*

  • @snezanacovski9717
    @snezanacovski9717 4 года назад +183

    Daz: *Turns the corner in the basement and sees a mask peeking*
    Daz: "AHH PEEKIBOO!"
    *Walks towards mask, it disappears*
    Daz: "That was really unnecessaryYYYyy!"

  • @apriliixzz13
    @apriliixzz13 4 года назад +124

    my french teacher while im watching Daz: Shatan
    Me unmuted:
    Daz: BiG bLaCk MaN

  • @missmary1992
    @missmary1992 4 года назад +101

    "Would you like a basement?"
    "Yes"
    "How big?"
    "Yes"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @violinrajesh
    @violinrajesh 4 года назад +57

    Daz: "panicking"
    Me: waiting for the jump scare
    Daz: ooo what a cute chair
    Me: ○.○

  • @aurapop4217
    @aurapop4217 4 года назад +91

    Daz: Where's the flashlight coming from, my mouth? Am I like oOOOoOoOOOoOOoooOoOO

    • @JD-ky9ys
      @JD-ky9ys 4 года назад +2

      Taranbir Fagura his nipple

    • @torhork2547
      @torhork2547 4 года назад +2

      I wanted to like, but it's at 69. The unspoken rule stands.

  • @Awkxen
    @Awkxen Год назад +1

    THIS IS PASTED 2:12 weird nose
    2:16 draw opens
    3:10 another weird noise and blood
    3:19 another weird noise
    3:58 draw opens (again)
    4:15 note on the desk
    4:59 rumbling noise
    5:32 door closes
    4:46 blood on the wall
    5:52 person crying
    5:56 blood in the bath tub
    6:12 bloody note
    6:26 door opens
    6:30 blood in the wall and door
    6:36 note on the wall
    7:06 rumbling noise
    7:13 blood on the floor
    7:27 TV glitches
    7:59 computer glitches
    8:05 figure in the living room
    8:42 things on fire
    8:54 bathroom covered in blood
    9:15 another note
    9:31 door unlocks/opens
    9:39 noise
    10:27 mask on the wall/corner
    10:33 mask disappears
    10:36 noise
    10:58 weird ‘pipe’
    12:10 another note
    12:49 note and door
    13:12 daz turns around and screams
    13:39 figure walks past
    14:50 skulls on the wall
    15:09 ‘ figure’ in the corner
    15:29 statues
    15:59 Skeletons
    16:06 dungeon/jail cell
    16:10 torture devices/coffin
    16:24 bath tub filled with blood
    17:54 door creaks