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  • @Kayla-xk4it
    @Kayla-xk4it 3 года назад +2359

    “Oh I have a body body-ody-ody”
    - Daz Games 2021

  • @MsBunnyHead
    @MsBunnyHead 4 года назад +5006

    “Always in a mansion isn’t it, never in a bungalow” 😂😭 He’s got a very good point

    • @NovaaNovella
      @NovaaNovella 4 года назад +80

      Barely got into the video and daz already started 🤣 man i died

    • @lucianmalkin548
      @lucianmalkin548 4 года назад +27

      Always an early starter daz

    • @weebplaystt484
      @weebplaystt484 4 года назад +38

      I read this comment right as he was saying it lmao

    • @MsBunnyHead
      @MsBunnyHead 4 года назад +18

      @@weebplaystt484 perfect timing 😂

    • @opheliasantos1784
      @opheliasantos1784 4 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @loonnymoony7372
    @loonnymoony7372 4 года назад +4443

    “Someone’s left candles for me, how romantic” I DIED

    • @kyleemartin7985
      @kyleemartin7985 4 года назад +21

      @F**ĆK МЕ - RITA ! spam bot

    • @Idk_Something-69
      @Idk_Something-69 4 года назад +18

      Who wrote this comment then? Your fucking ghost or something?

    • @lukewlsn2805
      @lukewlsn2805 4 года назад +12

      RIP loony moony

    • @artsysabs
      @artsysabs 4 года назад +2

      @@kyleemartin7985 just report it

    • @raccoo5364
      @raccoo5364 4 года назад +2

      I read this while he said it

  • @jaypegasi3769
    @jaypegasi3769 3 года назад +1636

    Note: *is called unreadable*
    Daz: *reads it*

  • @savannahfraser4752
    @savannahfraser4752 3 года назад +2056

    "oH he's just being emo" THAT GOT ME.

    • @ssickavie
      @ssickavie 3 года назад +16

      SAME 💀

    • @gaytoru
      @gaytoru 3 года назад +13

      IM WHEEZING LMAO

    • @allukazam
      @allukazam 3 года назад +10

      @@gaytoru IKR LMFAOOO

    • @symphlin._.2677
      @symphlin._.2677 3 года назад +9

      Billy

    • @faenene
      @faenene 3 года назад +3

      @@symphlin._.2677 billy?

  • @eviebevie684
    @eviebevie684 4 года назад +2730

    “I like it, there’s electricity in this game.”
    “AHHHH I DONT LIKE COAT HANGERS”

    • @basicbitch7670
      @basicbitch7670 4 года назад +9

      @F**ĆK МЕ - RITA ! ._.

    • @boom4386
      @boom4386 4 года назад +27

      Dude, two bots are trying to get you in their bed.

    • @boom4386
      @boom4386 4 года назад +14

      @TheProfessionalWeirdo lol good. They do be kinda annoying.

    • @Sorkive0
      @Sorkive0 4 года назад +1

      Gtfo

    • @Maya-mf1dl
      @Maya-mf1dl 4 года назад

      I thought he said goannas for some reason

  • @hayleethomas6860
    @hayleethomas6860 4 года назад +1743

    “guess we’re going this way”
    *door slams in front of him*
    “ORRR NOT I DONT MIND I GUESS THATS UP TO YOU YOU CAN DECIDE” 😂

    • @ch3rrie_bl0ssom
      @ch3rrie_bl0ssom 4 года назад +22

      I watched this video last night and I managed to fall asleep to it. I woke up and brought it back to where I was at and I was at this part 😭

    • @Ilikeglape
      @Ilikeglape 3 года назад +3

      What’s the time stamp?

    • @novia1618
      @novia1618 3 года назад +1

      @@Ilikeglape 6:13

    • @Dean_W1nchester.
      @Dean_W1nchester. 3 года назад

      How did I read this in his voice PERFECTLY before I even got to that part of the video 😂

  • @rainthefurry7961
    @rainthefurry7961 3 года назад +482

    daz: houses can't hurt you
    monster house: allow me to introduce myself.

    • @brittan6974
      @brittan6974 3 года назад +5

      LOL 😂

    • @lelarooni
      @lelarooni 3 года назад +9

      i love that movie more than anything.

    • @screamingcat-o2x
      @screamingcat-o2x 3 года назад +3

      haunted houses:

    • @lily3ah
      @lily3ah 3 года назад +6

      Oh my god, I hate that movie more than anything in the world 😂

    • @babygirl-9529
      @babygirl-9529 2 года назад +1

      I love that movie omg

  • @AtomicArts87
    @AtomicArts87 4 года назад +1402

    Letter: “Im starting to question my sanity”
    Daz 5 seconds later: *Talks to a suit of armour*

    • @skzcontent314
      @skzcontent314 3 года назад +17

      Daz is me in lockdown

    • @vonniecao3991
      @vonniecao3991 3 года назад +4

      @@skzcontent314 same! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackt1mson
    @jackt1mson 4 года назад +2498

    "how's it going dazzlers, welcome back to daz games" never gets old

    • @snoozybunny
      @snoozybunny 4 года назад +30

      YOU STOLE MY COMMENT LIKE FAME 😡

    • @emilywilson1455
      @emilywilson1455 4 года назад +22

      It will forever and always be iconic !

    • @Jacks6798
      @Jacks6798 4 года назад +12

      Potato that is a legendary pfp lol

    • @오버플로가좋다
      @오버플로가좋다 4 года назад +9

      Im here before this comment gets 1000 likes

    • @terrymongan279
      @terrymongan279 4 года назад +3

      Well said my guy well said 😎

  • @wampdoland9274
    @wampdoland9274 4 года назад +827

    Letter: describes possessed son in horrifying detail
    Daz: oH hE’s JuSt bEcOmInG eMo

    • @hannahboulet-viau9904
      @hannahboulet-viau9904 4 года назад +6

      The best quote

    • @srm102
      @srm102 4 года назад +3

      Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂

    • @obamasphere9467
      @obamasphere9467 4 года назад +6

      Holy hell 😂🤣

    • @lucy08498
      @lucy08498 3 года назад

      @Ichigo_Miruku _ *w h e e z e d*

    • @lucy08498
      @lucy08498 3 года назад

      @Ichigo_Miruku _ sorry I’m just trying it out lol 😂

  • @eifjndf
    @eifjndf 3 года назад +278

    Jumpscare list:
    1:24 - a bird
    2:05 - something closed the door
    3:49 - thing that is looking like a human or a ghost (jumpscare)
    5:20 - door is opening by itself
    6:13 - door shuts in front of Daz
    6:31 - scary painting staring
    8:18 - scary armor
    8:28 - chair is moving by itself
    9:21 - the light is dying (not a jumpscare, but you can be suprised by this)
    10:06 - someone passing the hallway
    11:40 - scary noises
    12:20 - a shadow on the wall
    12:58 - a bird broke the window and scary noises
    15:01 - hearing the footsteps and almost dying
    15:39 - almost dying again
    15:51 - the ghost showed up
    17:45 - the lights are down and it's an infinite corridor
    18:10 - a scary armor
    18:45 - a huge jumpscare, the ghost son ("I can't believe you!!!")
    19:23 - the door is opening for no reason
    19:59 - scary noises
    20:42 - the ghost opens the door with a key
    21:21 - ghost is staring ("Oh hello, hello I'm gonna go this way, alright?")
    23:42 - almost dying, again
    24:17 - not a jumpscare, but still scary, falling down to the basement ("Oh, that's that's that's cruel!!!")
    24:40 - and he's almost dying, again
    the end (the game is not finished, cause it's 3 hours long)
    edit: link to pt 2: ruclips.net/video/WOcyi-a_wDA/видео.html

  • @viamay1558
    @viamay1558 4 года назад +779

    “HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A FEATHER DUSTER THEY COST £1.99

  • @joshzuniga1012
    @joshzuniga1012 4 года назад +338

    6:31 “OH SHIT HONEY AHA, THATS WHY YA SINGLE CAUSE YA LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT”

    • @kookiesandtae3058
      @kookiesandtae3058 4 года назад +5

      I read this as he said it XDDD

    • @Hani17183
      @Hani17183 4 года назад +4

      LMFAOOO

    • @jaylinn_02025
      @jaylinn_02025 4 года назад +3

      Lmfao

    • @Tobylus
      @Tobylus 4 года назад

      I read this comment as he said that hahahah

    • @chloexx8550
      @chloexx8550 4 года назад +2

      Thank you for blessing me with this 😂😂

  • @anthonyjanthonycrowley898
    @anthonyjanthonycrowley898 4 года назад +1091

    “Honey ghosts don’t care about barricades.”
    Enjolras: *horrified gasp*

  • @avacapizzi
    @avacapizzi 3 года назад +316

    Daz sees the picture: OH SHIT HONEY! THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE" ( 6:31 )
    Daz 4 sec later : Who the hell would date that? Swipe left every time. I cried plsss 💀

  • @naomit3276
    @naomit3276 4 года назад +317

    “He’s very hungry but pukes up everything he eats, he’s paler than normal and his expression is blank... oh he’s becoming emo” 😂 been there my friend 👌🏻

  • @Aaron-pf3xr
    @Aaron-pf3xr 4 года назад +413

    "Hold shift to run, good luck"
    The most scary message that anyone could ever receive

    • @the-abyss-stares-back
      @the-abyss-stares-back 4 года назад +22

      every time a horror game introduces running, you know something's up
      then there's phasmophobia ツ

    • @fatrodentrat7290
      @fatrodentrat7290 4 года назад +11

      Imagine getting that message In your mailbox

    • @jade494
      @jade494 4 года назад +2

      @@fatrodentrat7290 I’d pack my bags and move outta that town forever like nope not doing that today mate

    • @fatrodentrat7290
      @fatrodentrat7290 4 года назад

      @@jade494 lmao, same

  • @laurenmclellan8829
    @laurenmclellan8829 4 года назад +557

    “Nah, don’t be breathing asthma in my ear”😂😂😂😂

    • @pigeonboy755
      @pigeonboy755 3 года назад +8

      As a guy with asthma I laughed 😂😂

  • @evieyeomans8111
    @evieyeomans8111 3 года назад +77

    9:00 “do you know where the key is, old man with crooked neck?” - killed me haha

  • @akshdfakb
    @akshdfakb 4 года назад +1319

    Every letter he reads is called an “Unreadable Letter” but he can read every single letter.

  • @stinkystr
    @stinkystr 4 года назад +421

    Imagine being in a horror movie with daz 😂😂😭

    • @brianbrennan627
      @brianbrennan627 3 года назад +28

      Omg that would be so fucking funny

    • @cqtz.08
      @cqtz.08 3 года назад +10

      I would love that 😂😂😂

    • @skzcontent314
      @skzcontent314 3 года назад +14

      I would laugh and scream at the same time

    • @3kyl4r39
      @3kyl4r39 3 года назад +7

      Omg we couldn’t scream bc were scared. We are gonna scream bc we laugh our ass off 😂😂

    • @mjmayberry
      @mjmayberry 3 года назад +6

      He’d sacrifice it and feel bad but forget about it in like 3 minutes

  • @swaggycinema
    @swaggycinema 4 года назад +117

    "Oh I have a body,body-ody-ody"
    *he really went there and i love it*

  • @rukastar9946
    @rukastar9946 3 года назад +162

    ” It's just an old house, nothing can hurt you”
    Me: Yeah but the shit inside the house can Daz 😂

  • @btliv6635
    @btliv6635 4 года назад +281

    Daz: "Woman you need to stop writing"
    Woman going insane: "But I want you to read my novel!!"

    • @meta7565
      @meta7565 4 года назад +6

      buut i dont waaannnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @brooklynnwilson2752
    @brooklynnwilson2752 4 года назад +257

    “dont smile at me like, you look like a Snapchat filter” mood lmao

    • @cdenny1515
      @cdenny1515 4 года назад +4

      @BRIAN JESSEE
      Cause that’s not a weird thing to just ask

    • @onyx_fox_9856
      @onyx_fox_9856 4 года назад

      @BRIAN JESSEE I'd share media info with you, but I'm not comfortable doing it on a public platform. I'll share it if you respond then delete it after a minute if you want

    • @onyx_fox_9856
      @onyx_fox_9856 4 года назад

      Because I know how much being alone sucks

  • @NotEvenDante
    @NotEvenDante 4 года назад +776

    Daz: “Oh I have a Bodyodyodyody”
    *Megan Thee Stallion Joins The Chat*
    4:31

  • @v-l-o4683
    @v-l-o4683 3 года назад +37

    Daz shouting "That's why you're single. Cause you look at me like that." to a painting and "I knight the a d**k" literally had me laughing my head off

  • @charleeedmunds279
    @charleeedmunds279 4 года назад +523

    Daz: “next crow I see imma kill it”
    Next crow he sees: *DIES*

    • @spirituallydead2671
      @spirituallydead2671 4 года назад +1

      BRIAN JESSEE it's a bot lmao

    • @lillianhanze9708
      @lillianhanze9708 4 года назад +1

      wtf was this conversation-

    • @xx3lise-studiosxx635
      @xx3lise-studiosxx635 4 года назад

      @BRIAN JESSEE here 🤗 I’m lonely too 😔

    • @xx3lise-studiosxx635
      @xx3lise-studiosxx635 4 года назад

      @BRIAN JESSEE ye I’m starting college later this year and none of my friends are going to the one I am so ye also England is in another lockdown so I can’t even spend time with them...

    • @assholes434
      @assholes434 4 года назад

      Oh how the tables have turned

  • @denaewarnke1468
    @denaewarnke1468 4 года назад +2604

    If you are scared this is Bob 🦖he will protect you

  • @ebonychan526
    @ebonychan526 4 года назад +221

    Game: gets rid on the coat hanger
    Daz: looks down
    Daz: Ah iVe GoT a BoDy- oDy oDy oDy oDy oDy oDy oDy

    • @ebonychan526
      @ebonychan526 4 года назад

      @@allisontrombley I like yours too

  • @multifandom8512
    @multifandom8512 3 года назад +137

    “RUN! NOT THE TIME FOR DIARRHOEA DAZ!”🤣🤣

  • @katielynn8411
    @katielynn8411 3 года назад +515

    No one in a horror game:
    Daz sees an ugly painting of a girl: I would swipe left every time😆😆😆

  • @everlastingdreams4906
    @everlastingdreams4906 3 года назад +683

    Saw alot of people asking for jump scare time stamps.(sorry for being late, includes scenes for people who may have weak heart). :)
    1:24[ Crow randomly comes in]
    2:04[door slams]
    3:49[ coat hanger]
    4:25[door shuts, coat hanger leaves]
    4:49[light turns off]
    6:13[door slams]
    6:30[a painting]
    7:20[shadow in bathroom]
    8:28[chair moves]
    10:07[walking figure]
    11:39[something falls]
    11:20[flickering silhouette]
    12:59[crow crashes through window]
    14:54[light turns off]
    15:52[monster shows up]
    18:10[random knight]
    18:45[sudden jumpscare]
    20:09[blood]
    20:42[door creaking and gush of wind]
    21:22[random silhouette in the shadows]
    22:22[more blood]
    24:20[great fall]
    Here you go, hope this is helpful

    • @crliewtsn
      @crliewtsn 3 года назад +19

      I don’t know why this hasn’t got many likes etc but thanks so much lol

    • @mikaob2727
      @mikaob2727 3 года назад +24

      u missed one at 7:20 in the bathroom there is a shadow of a person in the bathrub daz didnt see it cuz he went to fast with his mouse

    • @everlastingdreams4906
      @everlastingdreams4906 3 года назад +6

      @@mikaob2727 thank you I've added that in there

    • @everlastingdreams4906
      @everlastingdreams4906 3 года назад +4

      @@crliewtsn You're welcome I'm glad to be of help.

    • @Grace-mb8tb
      @Grace-mb8tb 3 года назад +9

      True lifesaver

  • @noodle6372
    @noodle6372 4 года назад +1376

    ✨Jump scares✨
    ❗️spoilers❗️
    ☟︎☟︎☟︎
    1:23 Crow then Daz screams
    2:05 Door slams closed behind
    3:49 Jump scare when door opens❗️
    5:17 Door creaks open
    6:14 Door closes in front of you
    6:33 disturbing illuminated painting (creepy music in background)
    8:28 Chair slides
    10:05 figure walks down hall❗️
    11:12 Whispers
    11:39 sudden clatter
    12:23 A silhoutte of a per person on wall
    12:59 Window shatters
    15:53 Creepy monster shows up and walks towards you
    18:12 suit of armor shows
    18:45 Creepy monster shows up❗️
    19:27 Door opens by itself
    20:43 Key clatters and door opens (creepy noises in background)
    24:18 Floor caves in beneath daz
    Like so more people can see!♡︎
    *I appreciate any feedback!*

  • @allyjohnson1174
    @allyjohnson1174 3 года назад +38

    Can we talk about how good Daz looks, mans skin is flawless

  • @emmasarahwitcombe6908
    @emmasarahwitcombe6908 4 года назад +427

    “oh well theres my car” “well no wonder it broke down it’s a SKODA”

  • @cheese8878
    @cheese8878 4 года назад +147

    Daz: *literally had a coathanger vanish in front of him with no reasonable explaination*
    Also Daz: Oh I have a body-ody-ody-ody-ody

  • @mariehelmiddleton2596
    @mariehelmiddleton2596 4 года назад +444

    “My son sits in darkness... he’s hungry and pale”
    Daz: He’s just going through an emo phase
    Me 5 years ago: *sweats nervously*

  • @gille8128
    @gille8128 3 года назад +40

    1:31 Daz - * turns torch off * " damn i really can't really use my torch it's already running ou- " "WHAT IS that?" * proceeds to turn torch back on * "OoOh it's a statue." :)

  • @MrLoFi-py7nu
    @MrLoFi-py7nu 4 года назад +381

    -door creeks open- Daz: “oh don’t worry that’s normal it happens a lot”

  • @elliriley2972
    @elliriley2972 4 года назад +208

    Daz: "Oh I have a body, body-odie-odie-odie-odie-odie-odie"
    Me vibing with along with Daz: "body-odie-odie-odie-odie-odie-odie"

  • @sherylhumphrey183
    @sherylhumphrey183 4 года назад +538

    “Thats why your single honey” Me: starts laughing to death

    • @itssami21
      @itssami21 4 года назад +3

      Me too😂😂😂

    • @user-vx9bp3lj8f
      @user-vx9bp3lj8f 3 года назад +4

      Bruh I read this comment at the same time as I saw the scene.hagagsgs

    • @robbieabramson7427
      @robbieabramson7427 3 года назад +3

      She looked like my great grandmother 🤣😬I’m serious

    • @marzeneg
      @marzeneg 3 года назад +1

      *Starts laughing in loneliness*

    • @arturo2761
      @arturo2761 3 года назад +1

      Did they die or did they nearly died when they laughed?

  • @michellewethington851
    @michellewethington851 3 года назад +30

    Daz raising his voice at random times is way scarier than the game😂😂😂

  • @Memotii_
    @Memotii_ 4 года назад +225

    I love how everyone is just quoting Daz

    • @fargurubunga3444
      @fargurubunga3444 3 года назад +5

      Ironic how I read this comment right after I read another comment that quotes something that happens at the same time as I watch it in the video

    • @artdecotimes2942
      @artdecotimes2942 3 года назад +1

      Because they all lack humour or making people laugh with another source beside those terrible memes.

    • @Memotii_
      @Memotii_ 3 года назад

      @@artdecotimes2942 ah, good point :>

  • @callie8073
    @callie8073 4 года назад +226

    daz: “im not gonna use my torch just yet.”
    *immediately turns on torch afterwards*
    sorry what😭😭

  • @itscheese6065
    @itscheese6065 4 года назад +220

    I like how Daz is like “sorry, what” as if someone will respond 😂

    • @mr.nobody9419
      @mr.nobody9419 4 года назад +4

      And then one day someone actually responds

    • @tevitalutui8405
      @tevitalutui8405 4 года назад

      @@mr.nobody9419 😃😂😂😅😅😅

    • @tevitalutui8405
      @tevitalutui8405 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😃😃😃😅😅😅

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris 4 года назад

      Not necessarily a statement in need of an answer

  • @johnjotham6325
    @johnjotham6325 3 года назад +9

    6:38.. 'oohhh shit honey, that's why you're single coz you look at me like that! swipe left every time'..I ROLLED 😂😭

  • @liliana6108
    @liliana6108 4 года назад +165

    When a horror game wishes you “Good Luck” that’s when you know you got a good one.

    • @evie_1234
      @evie_1234 4 года назад +3

      So true tho

    • @fuyumichisaki7390
      @fuyumichisaki7390 4 года назад +1

      That’s when you know you got a ✨ *SCARY* ✨ one-

  • @vincenthidalgo9607
    @vincenthidalgo9607 3 года назад +428

    “NOT THE TOME FOR DIARRHEA DAZ” that killed me lmao

  • @gabib4966
    @gabib4966 4 года назад +103

    Daz: houses can’t hurt you
    My pinky toe: I beg to differ

  • @mei-lynn3812
    @mei-lynn3812 3 года назад +99

    The thing funny with this guy is that he isn’t seing the shapes of the DEMON IN THE BATHTUB !!! 😭😭

    • @Gingerchan
      @Gingerchan 3 года назад +6

      Underrated comment! I missed it too and rewatched it because of your comment. Holy Cannoli! 😱

    • @vimcass
      @vimcass 3 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @stkxvisionz4609
      @stkxvisionz4609 3 года назад +5

      Literally watching it atm and thought i saw something in the tub. Replayed it in slowmo and paused on it standing there came to the comments to see if anyone else saw it and glad someone did. Idk how daz didnt

    • @wizzywoo12
      @wizzywoo12 7 месяцев назад +4

      Thank goodness I wasn't the only one! You only see it for a split second 😬

  • @bannunabred
    @bannunabred 4 года назад +254

    *"we're not gonna use my torch just yet"*
    *1 second later*
    **turns on the torch**

    • @justinpettit8282
      @justinpettit8282 4 года назад +5

      Me: I'm not gonna eat my leftovers just yet I'll wait till later
      Also me:

  • @sorenwulf
    @sorenwulf 4 года назад +309

    No one:
    Literally not even the dead fly in the light:
    Daz: "Is there a light switch down heA?"

  • @eva3484
    @eva3484 4 года назад +172

    Daz screams:
    “The next crow I see..I’m killing it”

    • @Lampendorf
      @Lampendorf 4 года назад +8

      Sorry but I think you’re on the wrong website love, porn hub is down the hall.

    • @tthesurvivalist7737
      @tthesurvivalist7737 4 года назад +1

      And then the next crow he does see is already dead,

    • @ash2833
      @ash2833 4 года назад +1

      @F**ĆK МЕ - RITA ! Luv, you on the wrong site, like someone else said, porn hub is down the hall

    • @mrsbruhify8561
      @mrsbruhify8561 4 года назад

      Bro this comment isn’t even funny or good it’s just a quote 🤦‍♂️

    • @eva3484
      @eva3484 4 года назад +1

      @@mrsbruhify8561 ok jeez it’s not my fault u don’t like it

  • @amandadavis3048
    @amandadavis3048 3 года назад +45

    “Ooo someone left candles for me,,,,,, how romantic.” Got me dead. Daz is literally the funniest person alive.

    • @_spinn
      @_spinn 3 года назад +3

      Right? How could someone hate daz? They aren’t human.

  • @makennacox2926
    @makennacox2926 4 года назад +836

    "My son is sitting in the dark all by himself!"
    Me: *Sitting in the dark all the time because it's comforting and the sun is a bright fucker* 😶

    • @N033..
      @N033.. 4 года назад +23

      Same.
      The light and sun are bright fuckers

    • @MK-ud4dl
      @MK-ud4dl 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @bouabadahamid
      @bouabadahamid 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/5Hiuz8G2pnY/видео.html

    • @adamfuery1842
      @adamfuery1842 4 года назад +1

      Sup

    • @yuurrrrrrrr1
      @yuurrrrrrrr1 4 года назад +2

      Youre a closet weeb just like me

  • @majapapaya8981
    @majapapaya8981 4 года назад +212

    “Oh he’s just becoming emo don’t worry”

  • @blakesgray
    @blakesgray 4 года назад +193

    *kid literally dying*
    Daz: ugh he's just becoming emo
    BYE 😭

    • @Saleminurheadlol
      @Saleminurheadlol 4 года назад +4

      @F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? YES SHES OVER HERE POLICE OFFICER

  • @amandadavis3048
    @amandadavis3048 3 года назад +32

    “Open the the god damn door! We got the whole illuminati behind me.” 😂😂😂

  • @mais_lol8153
    @mais_lol8153 4 года назад +83

    *Daz runs around a corner*
    *knight appears*
    "i- IIIIIIII KNIGHT THEE A D*ICK!!!!!"
    WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @phoebejenney922
      @phoebejenney922 4 года назад +4

      BRUH WHEN I TELL U I FLEWWW

    • @Kyogei.
      @Kyogei. 4 года назад +4

      I c r i e d 🤣

    • @mais_lol8153
      @mais_lol8153 4 года назад

      @@phoebejenney922 FLEW TO MARS 😂😂😭😭😭

    • @mais_lol8153
      @mais_lol8153 4 года назад +1

      @@Kyogei. Same it was such a random thing to say 😂😂😂😭

    • @Kyogei.
      @Kyogei. 4 года назад +1

      @@mais_lol8153 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnkane7538
    @johnkane7538 4 года назад +224

    Daz: “do you know where the key is old man with the crooked neck”

  • @bubbub7333
    @bubbub7333 4 года назад +995

    Me: *jumps at seeing shadow in the bathtub* (7:20)
    Daz: *Doesn’t even look in the bathtub*

    • @amaial6038
      @amaial6038 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @emilybridges6599
      @emilybridges6599 3 года назад +57

      when i saw that i shit you not i almost threw my laptop

    • @Chloe4656.
      @Chloe4656. 3 года назад +4

      Hi Lida

    • @ismaethorpe
      @ismaethorpe 3 года назад +21

      Omg yess I saw that I didn’t know if it was his shadow or something 😂

    • @jotarokujo6979
      @jotarokujo6979 3 года назад +45

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT! I looked three times with the slowest speed to make sure I wasn't seeing shit

  • @isobelle5079
    @isobelle5079 3 года назад +19

    Daz is honestly the best RUclips ever, I like how he always makes funny comments when he’s scared and he gives us useful information like how much a feather duster is 😂

  • @wampdoland9274
    @wampdoland9274 4 года назад +230

    “OOOOH i have a bOdYoDyOdY”
    Fair point tho, you’re always just a floating head 😂

  • @hollywallis9052
    @hollywallis9052 3 года назад +590

    The coat hanger was like "nah, I'm leaving, fuck this shit"

  • @remo2359
    @remo2359 4 года назад +384

    “Alright I don’t like this corridor, I don’t like this corridor, screw its self”

  • @angelgrosse2005
    @angelgrosse2005 3 года назад +3

    If I ever get stuck in a haunted house they only person I want there with me is Daz, his commentary is the best

  • @Igor-dq3iw
    @Igor-dq3iw 4 года назад +221

    i swear Daz needs to do another try not to laugh he’s never actually gone thru one and not laughed

    • @lanaharvey3008
      @lanaharvey3008 4 года назад +4

      Daz laughing make the video better tho if he didnt laugh the video would be semi boring

    • @thatsheather-o7z
      @thatsheather-o7z 4 года назад +3

      This just proves how good of a sense if humor he has

    • @Jacks6798
      @Jacks6798 4 года назад

      Yup he does doesn’t he

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap 4 года назад

      It would be boring if they just sat there looking at the video tho

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 4 года назад

      @@lanaharvey3008 yes I love his laugh he's so hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @tru1ymolly
    @tru1ymolly 4 года назад +480

    *hears breathing noise*
    Daz: “Excuse me, what?”

    • @anarchybee4554
      @anarchybee4554 3 года назад +4

      I am so sorry, but I have ruined the 69 likes. Enjoy the rest of your day :D

    • @ElsieDraven
      @ElsieDraven 3 года назад +3

      @@anarchybee4554 have I just found a fellow emo kid?👁️👁️ Woe

    • @anarchybee4554
      @anarchybee4554 3 года назад +2

      @@ElsieDraven Oop hey-

    • @nixie1591
      @nixie1591 3 года назад +1

      What time

    • @ElsieDraven
      @ElsieDraven 3 года назад +1

      @@anarchybee4554 heyyy lmao

  • @Unknownsz29
    @Unknownsz29 4 года назад +202

    Daz: see dead man walking
    Also Daz: RUN RUN NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR DIRREA DAZ RUNN

  • @hailey3385
    @hailey3385 3 года назад +14

    "oh...OH the coat hanger left ahhahha...ok...oh I have a body bodyodyodyody" HAD ME DEAD
    4:25

  • @Regga3
    @Regga3 4 года назад +146

    Daz: ooooo look another candle
    Crow: rawr
    Daz: NeXt CrOw I SeE I’m KiLlIng it

    • @kanagisama3875
      @kanagisama3875 4 года назад

      well done you can quote exactly what daz said in his video truly talented you are mate

  • @merlinraejunesb2811
    @merlinraejunesb2811 4 года назад +192

    “honey ghosts don’t care about barricades” dealing with ghosts 101

    • @friesbeofreguys1448
      @friesbeofreguys1448 4 года назад +2

      Salt on the doors and windows iron sticks to attack and find what its attached to and destroy that - supernatural

    • @clairepreedy5345
      @clairepreedy5345 4 года назад +2

      i read this as he said it 😂😂

  • @itxclan6792
    @itxclan6792 3 года назад +313

    Daz reading a letter.
    “No he’s just becoming EMO”.😂😂😂🤣

  • @3atrocks
    @3atrocks 3 года назад +9

    JUMPSCARE LIST:
    2:04 - door slams
    3:49 - scary coat hanger thing
    4:25 - "the coat hanger left"
    5:16 - door opens
    6:12 - door slams
    6:30 - Mona Lisa 2.0
    8:29 - "i'll take a seat"
    10:06 - creepy corridor man thing
    11:39 - noise
    12:20 - shadow
    12:33 - noise
    12:57 - crow through the window / banging on the walls
    15:51 - bloody creature / weird creature noise ((ends: 16:10))
    17:45 - lights out
    18:10 - armor man
    18:44 - bloody creature flashes
    20:42- door/something opens
    21:20 - man at end of hallway
    22:22 - blood
    24:18 - fall underground

  • @Bloxyqueenyay
    @Bloxyqueenyay 4 года назад +126

    book: my vision has become blurry and I’m hearing all kinds of strange noises
    daz:........i ThInK u NeEd hElP

  • @milliebops2818
    @milliebops2818 4 года назад +326

    “I’ve got a bo-oo-ody” had me dead 😂😂😂

  • @itsmeeaustin5866
    @itsmeeaustin5866 4 года назад +132

    POV: You're stressed over school so you watch daz to make it all go away

  • @ly2much144
    @ly2much144 3 года назад +24

    son: *not being able to eat*
    Daz: "oh he's just becoming emo"

  • @Uh_lie_zuh_
    @Uh_lie_zuh_ 4 года назад +444

    “Houses can’t hurt you” has he watched monster house???💀

  • @hhanni1
    @hhanni1 4 года назад +254

    Daz: “bodyodyodyody”
    Me: *dying* 💀

    • @blazeoof7256
      @blazeoof7256 4 года назад +11

      I'm dead aswell welcome to heaven.

    • @aishatapesin8673
      @aishatapesin8673 4 года назад +3

      @@blazeoof7256 same 😂 or welcome to hell (just saying)👀

    • @avii_.6320
      @avii_.6320 4 года назад +3

      Rest in peace

  • @someonerandom3109
    @someonerandom3109 4 года назад +210

    Daz is literally the only thing keeping me going at this point. He made 2020 better :)

  • @ukoz0154
    @ukoz0154 3 года назад +57

    Me: Smiling because i finally met Daz
    Daz: Stop smiling at me like that you look like a snapchat filter!!!!!!

    • @zzzrrv
      @zzzrrv 3 года назад +2

      that was u?

  • @xeoney
    @xeoney 4 года назад +39

    Daz changing his voice when reading or doing impressions will never get old for me

  • @alexcullen4770
    @alexcullen4770 4 года назад +40

    JUMPSCARES‼️
    1.23 crows - minor
    2.04 door slam - minor
    3.45 coat hanger - medium
    4.16 coat hanger appears - minor
    2.21 door closes - minor
    5.17 door opens - very minor
    6.22 door shuts - minor
    6.26 painting face - minor
    8.28 chair push - minor
    10.05 figure in hallway - medium
    11.38 loud shuffling noise - minor
    12.20 silhouette and breathing - minor
    12.57 window shatter and crows - medium
    15.03 heartbeat sequence - medium
    15.50 monster reveal - medium
    18.10 knight in the dark - minor
    18.44 monster FLASH - medium
    20.42 clinging and door opens - minor
    21.19 dark figure - very minor
    23.41 heartbeat sequence - minor
    24.15 floor caves in - major!

    • @stefans12
      @stefans12 Год назад +2

      Thank You! 🤩🙃🫣☺️

  • @alyssac3111
    @alyssac3111 4 года назад +228

    daz - *sees painting of a lady*
    “OHHHH SHITT HUNNY”
    “that’s why ya single cause YA LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT”
    *makes horse noise*
    “NUH UH”
    “who the hell would date that.... swipe left everytime”✋🙄

    • @urmotherdotgov_6502
      @urmotherdotgov_6502 4 года назад +4

      lmao 😭

    • @selfishkibbles7984
      @selfishkibbles7984 3 года назад

      Does nobody realize what painting that is. I’ve gone through 90% of these comments and can’t find anyone mentioning it and he just casually insults it😂😂😂

  • @HEARTS4HANN
    @HEARTS4HANN Год назад +1

    Jumpscare list-
    1:23 crow and daz screams
    2:05 door slams
    3:40 small creeking noise
    3:49 coat hanger behind the door and weird noise
    4:32 another door creek and the coat hanger leaves
    4:49 lights turns of
    5:17 loud creek
    6:13 door shuts
    6:31 creepy painting
    8:27 noise and chair moving on its own
    10:06 the son at the end of a hallway
    11:39 big crash
    12:20 shadow of a person and a noise
    12:59 window smashes
    15:06 weird breathing and gasping
    15:46 more of the same
    15:48 squeaking and then a creepy man
    18:10 knight around the corner
    18:44 man appears again
    19:00 noises
    20:42 someone opens a door
    21:20 man
    23:43 gasping
    24:18 falls through floor
    24:49 gasping

  • @georgiawoollett5797
    @georgiawoollett5797 4 года назад +123

    “i like that there’s electricity in this game” “aaahhhh i don’t like coat hangers!!!” 3:47

    • @Llhdnhj
      @Llhdnhj 4 года назад +1

      I literally read this as it was happening 😂😂

  • @cailtincameron7702
    @cailtincameron7702 4 года назад +107

    “Oh a door with symbols on it that relate to Satan I’m gonna go towards that” daz 2021

  • @JustAnAngelx
    @JustAnAngelx 4 года назад +190

    “Houses can’t hurt you.”
    But the things inside them can >.>

    • @alliedickson4559
      @alliedickson4559 4 года назад +2

      Same name just spelt different

    • @grrrrrrrrowl6013
      @grrrrrrrrowl6013 4 года назад +1

      @WhiteWiggaGib hit someone over the head multiple times with a Nurf gun. That shit hurts.

    • @mochamilksubs
      @mochamilksubs 4 года назад +2

      @@grrrrrrrrowl6013 When you have a younger sibling that's the norm. atleast least for me it is 💀

    • @JustAnAngelx
      @JustAnAngelx 3 года назад

      @@alliedickson4559 :0 For real. Hi there! Lmao.

  • @Rae.Harper
    @Rae.Harper 3 года назад +25

    Daz at 20:11 sees the blood splatter on the wall “oh bloody hell”
    Me “no... bloody wall...”

  • @4teezer
    @4teezer 4 года назад +56

    9:31
    Daz: “oh he’s just becoming emo”
    I can’t- 💀

  • @zoeball9028
    @zoeball9028 4 года назад +652

    ‘Don’t smile at me like that” “Your like a Snapchat filter”
    That had me DYING

  • @annalola6344
    @annalola6344 4 года назад +171

    TIP: When you feel like a jump scare is coming move further away from the screen, it helps by making you feel like you’re safer from the jump scare because you’re further away from it.

    • @skellyjay592
      @skellyjay592 4 года назад +40

      Me: *all the way in the other room*

    • @shaniac6510
      @shaniac6510 3 года назад +5

      Thank you 🥺🥺😓

    • @lilyhood3983
      @lilyhood3983 3 года назад +2

      aww thanks for the tip !! I'm 12 and am absolutely petrified of scary stuff but i have this feeling that i want to watch it without being scared x

    • @annalola6344
      @annalola6344 3 года назад

      @@lilyhood3983 no problem!

    • @SomRandomGuyOnline
      @SomRandomGuyOnline 3 года назад

      Daz makes the game a whole lot funnier

  • @skyllarventrone5395
    @skyllarventrone5395 3 года назад +22

    “THE NEXT CROW I SEE, IM KILLING IT!”

    • @Gingerchan
      @Gingerchan 3 года назад

      And he delivered! (kind of) xD

  • @bearicade7226
    @bearicade7226 4 года назад +140

    Daz: i fear no man but that thing,
    Shows coat hangar: *It scares me*

    • @blue_berry4492
      @blue_berry4492 4 года назад +2

      Oke that made me laugh😭🖐️

    • @oppositepuppy
      @oppositepuppy 4 года назад

      When the coat hanger walks out oh OK it left HA 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rachelduis2479
    @rachelduis2479 4 года назад +21

    Jump scare/scary moments
    1:22 crows
    2:05 door slams shut behind Dad
    3:49 coat hanger in the doorway
    4:25 door closes behind Daz
    4:49 lights turn off
    5:18 door closes
    6:13 door slams shut in front of Daz
    6:31 spooky painting
    8:29 chair moves on its own
    10:09 person walks past hallway
    11:40 crashes
    12:20 shadow on the wall
    12:34 breaths
    12:59 crow breaks thru window and banging
    13:40 Sheilas back
    14:52 lights turn off
    15:07 whispering and something happens to the character
    15:44 whispering and something weird happens to the character again
    15:52 white creature starts chasing Daz
    17:46 Daz gets trapped and lights go out
    18:10 knight armor
    18:45 white creature appears in front of Daz then disappears
    19:23 door opens
    20:41 door unlocks and opens
    21:20 person standing across the room
    23:43 whispering and something weird happens to the character again
    24:18 Daz falls thru porch
    25:02 whispering and something weird happens to the character AGAIN
    And that's it! Glad you made it thru, and glad I could help!

  • @laurengaeta8686
    @laurengaeta8686 4 года назад +111

    "AAAHHHH... I DONT LIKE COAT HANGERS!"
    "Oh the coat hanger left."
    "Oh there's a bodyodyody"
    Me:👁👄👁

  • @abbigaletaylor8698
    @abbigaletaylor8698 3 года назад +9

    “Oh he’s just becoming emo, don’t have to worry about that” 😂😂😂