Many years ago my then wife and I were watching TV when she got a phone call. I muted the TV so she could hear her caller. Bored, I decided to see if I could read the lips of the characters on TV. I couldn't make out anything they were saying. They just seemed to be saying "BA BA BA" over and over again. It took me about a minute to realize I was watching The Muppets.
One Christmas a number of years back I was making Betty Crocker Reese's Dessert Bars from a box mix. It wasn't difficult, you made the crust out of one envelope in the box, and the filling out of a second envelope of mix, then topped it with an envelope of pre-made chocolate topping. I fixed the crust mix using the added ingredients for the filling mixture and the filling mixture with the ingredients for the crust mix, which of course ruined both. I threw them out and sent someone to the store for another box mix (always an easy feat on Christmas morning!), and I only took one envelope out of the box at a time so I didn't make the same mistake again. Smart me! Well, except for this time, after successfully mixing the filling mix, I put the bowl in the sink, squirted soap into it, and filled it with hot water before I realized I hadn't scraped the filling mix out of the bowl first! I won't lie, I shed a little tear because these things were like $5 a box and I was running out of time before guests arrived. I was also mad because I'd decided to go with a box mix dessert that year to save myself time because everyone knows a homemade dessert is more time-consuming, right? So, I once again sent someone to the store for a third box mix, (now I'm $15 dollars into this dessert) and very carefully began going through the steps, dumping the crust mix into the provided pan and mixing it up right inside the pan before measuring out the other ingredients that needed to be added to the filling mixture into a separate bowl. I successfully mixed them up, but as I was walking to the refrigerator to put them inside, I dropped the thing on the floor. Upside down. I gave up, slumped onto the floor, had a good cry, then called my mother and asked her to stop into the grocery store on the way over and pick up a pre-made dessert from the bakery! I wish I can say this was the only Christmas dessert debacle, but I seemed to have started something of a trend and for three Christmases in a row I singlehandedly ruined dessert with increasingly dumber mistakes before someone else, mercifully, took over the desserts one year, thus breaking the cycle!
This happened just a few minutes after getting dressed and heading downstairs to my kitchen. Part of my selected apparel was one of my many t-shirts. I felt something tickling my left arm, I reached my other hand up to brush at the spot. I freaked out and screamed for a moment as I felt a foreign fluffy mass sticking out of the sleeve of my shirt and looked down as it fell into my hand. It was a dryer sheet.
I wanted to move my bed to the opposite wall. Gave it a push and it wouldn't budge. I realised it was because the drawers in the bed base were full of books. I proceeded to remove the books. I couldn't for the life of me understand why it still wouldn't move. I had put the books ON the bed! 😂😂😂😂
Back in the day, a guy was fletching(adding feathers/vanes) to some arrows with Super glue there was apparently copious amounts of beer involved and he badly needed to urinate, not noticing the glue on, you guessed it BOTH hands. Instant adhesion . I was the only man on in the ER that night, fortunately for him, as the female staff couldn’t stop laughing long enough to help him.
ER story from a friend of a friend... let's call him Joe. Joe was at a urinal and had a random thought about how painful it must be to zip "oneself" and how stupid you'd have to be to do it. 30 seconds later... he did it. Made it to ER, ladies laughing, guys grimmacing empathetically. 2 ER docs spent 45 min unsuccessfully trying to liberate him. Somebody asked a nearby janitor for ideas. Janitor suggested baby oil and pliers. Doctors scoffed, but Joe was ready to try again. Within a few min, janitor liberated him. Doctors jumped back in to tend to the resultant wound. Joe thanked the janitor and asked his name so he could pay him instead of the doctors. Janitor laughed but the doctors got majorly butthurt.
I keep picturing the people in these stories pausing halfway through and holding up a sign that says: "In Heaven's name, what am I doing?" all Wile E. Coyote style.
Back in 4th grade in gym class I saw a tiny rock on the ground from the playground and I decided it was a great idea to put it in my ear…had to go home early and go to the urgent care to get it removed
Did almost the same thing when I was about four or five. I was playing "Spies" with my three older brothers. Our parents were the enemy, and our super top secret parcel which we must absolutely keep out of the hands of the enemies was a tiny little pebble. Our mother was coming into the den to get us for lunch and my brothers told me to hurry up and hide the package. And I did...right up my nose! I was essentially born with a perpetually runny nose, so I've spent my entire life sniffling, and did so immediately upon hiding my secret prize in my nostril, and up it went, right into my sinuses! The was a fun ER visit for my parents seeing as we were a family of six living on my father's salary as the pastor of a very small church and we didn't have health insurance! I compounded things by bawling hysterically, inflaming the surrounding tissues, and making it super difficult for the doctor to get the little pebble out. Oddly enough, my brothers got punished for this because I was the baby of the family and they were supposed to be watching me. I still remember my oldest brother saying "We told her to HIDE IT, not stick it up her nose! it's not our fault she's stupid!"
I was playing online with a friend from the UK and asked them what their plans were for Thanksgiving. Wanted to turn the pc off and go run into traffic..
I was making breakfast for me an my son one morning and I wanted to be fancy like the cooks on tv by cracking the eggs with one hand an putting them in the bowl with the same hand. I got really good at it and was going super fast. So fast infact that I just did the whole dozen because I didn't wanna stop. So when it was time to stir the eggs I realized I had a bowl full of shells and a trash can full of eggs 😂
Laying in bed, pitch black fighting insomnia, was phone surfing. Went to bathroom to pee but took phone rather than turning on any lights. Sat phone on side of sink, turned 180 degrees to toilet to pee. Flushed, turned back around to wash hands and yelped at disembodied head directly in front of me. Gentle glow of phone and its angle as I stepped toward the sink lit up my face in the mirror but NOTHING else.
We had a foreign exchanged student from Chilli in our class and the teacher had her do a presentation on Chilli, at the end she asked if anyone had any questions and ny friends asked "what side of the road do you drive on" I almost burst out laughing cuz I was like "Look at this idiot, you drive on both sides it just depends on if your going to somewhere or from somewhere" when the girl answered "right side" it took my a second to realize
At 6 years old I made up a game called DODGE the DARTS where my friend and I would throw those old metal lawn darts straight above us in the air and try to dodge them. The metal part was sharp and about 6 inches long, I don't know how we survived lol
the platypus is the only well known animal that gives both eggs and milk. laying eggs is usually only done by non-mammals and giving milk is usually only done by mammals
this one will probably get buried. I went to the market to buy popsicles, and when I was leaving, the attendant told me what else would you like? And I was like "POSICLES!" She just stared at me
I work outside and there was snow in one of our extension cords I was just about to try and clean out the snow with my knife before I remembered it was plugged in. This was yesterday😂
I am totally blind, I do not see anything at all not even light and shadow. One time, I was taking the trash out into the garage and turn the light on, so I could see better, lol.
At a fairly young age. I heard about placebo effect and decided to self experiment. I lied to myself that i am someone nice and good and honest and could learn anything. It worked so good but in the process i kinda lost my own self and looked at the mirror one day and cried thinking where is the real me then?
Many years ago my then wife and I were watching TV when she got a phone call. I muted the TV so she could hear her caller. Bored, I decided to see if I could read the lips of the characters on TV. I couldn't make out anything they were saying. They just seemed to be saying "BA BA BA" over and over again. It took me about a minute to realize I was watching The Muppets.
One Christmas a number of years back I was making Betty Crocker Reese's Dessert Bars from a box mix. It wasn't difficult, you made the crust out of one envelope in the box, and the filling out of a second envelope of mix, then topped it with an envelope of pre-made chocolate topping. I fixed the crust mix using the added ingredients for the filling mixture and the filling mixture with the ingredients for the crust mix, which of course ruined both. I threw them out and sent someone to the store for another box mix (always an easy feat on Christmas morning!), and I only took one envelope out of the box at a time so I didn't make the same mistake again. Smart me! Well, except for this time, after successfully mixing the filling mix, I put the bowl in the sink, squirted soap into it, and filled it with hot water before I realized I hadn't scraped the filling mix out of the bowl first! I won't lie, I shed a little tear because these things were like $5 a box and I was running out of time before guests arrived. I was also mad because I'd decided to go with a box mix dessert that year to save myself time because everyone knows a homemade dessert is more time-consuming, right? So, I once again sent someone to the store for a third box mix, (now I'm $15 dollars into this dessert) and very carefully began going through the steps, dumping the crust mix into the provided pan and mixing it up right inside the pan before measuring out the other ingredients that needed to be added to the filling mixture into a separate bowl. I successfully mixed them up, but as I was walking to the refrigerator to put them inside, I dropped the thing on the floor. Upside down. I gave up, slumped onto the floor, had a good cry, then called my mother and asked her to stop into the grocery store on the way over and pick up a pre-made dessert from the bakery! I wish I can say this was the only Christmas dessert debacle, but I seemed to have started something of a trend and for three Christmases in a row I singlehandedly ruined dessert with increasingly dumber mistakes before someone else, mercifully, took over the desserts one year, thus breaking the cycle!
I only realised a few years ago that the e in ebay, e-bike, e-cigarette stood for electronic...
This happened just a few minutes after getting dressed and heading downstairs to my kitchen. Part of my selected apparel was one of my many t-shirts. I felt something tickling my left arm, I reached my other hand up to brush at the spot. I freaked out and screamed for a moment as I felt a foreign fluffy mass sticking out of the sleeve of my shirt and looked down as it fell into my hand.
It was a dryer sheet.
😂 For me it's hair, nothing like squealing like a baby thinking there's a spider on you just to look down and see a stray hair.
I wanted to move my bed to the opposite wall. Gave it a push and it wouldn't budge. I realised it was because the drawers in the bed base were full of books. I proceeded to remove the books. I couldn't for the life of me understand why it still wouldn't move. I had put the books ON the bed! 😂😂😂😂
Back in the day, a guy was fletching(adding feathers/vanes) to some arrows with Super glue there was apparently copious amounts of beer involved and he badly needed to urinate, not noticing the glue on, you guessed it BOTH hands. Instant adhesion . I was the only man on in the ER that night, fortunately for him, as the female staff couldn’t stop laughing long enough to help him.
Oh my god LMAO how did you even remove the glue??
ER story from a friend of a friend... let's call him Joe.
Joe was at a urinal and had a random thought about how painful it must be to zip "oneself" and how stupid you'd have to be to do it. 30 seconds later... he did it.
Made it to ER, ladies laughing, guys grimmacing empathetically. 2 ER docs spent 45 min unsuccessfully trying to liberate him. Somebody asked a nearby janitor for ideas. Janitor suggested baby oil and pliers. Doctors scoffed, but Joe was ready to try again. Within a few min, janitor liberated him. Doctors jumped back in to tend to the resultant wound. Joe thanked the janitor and asked his name so he could pay him instead of the doctors. Janitor laughed but the doctors got majorly butthurt.
@@coolraul07 Sounds like maybe those doctors needed to know how to git gud lmao
first day of university classes, I went around carrying paper and books in my arms. somehow didn't think of taking my backpack
I keep picturing the people in these stories pausing halfway through and holding up a sign that says: "In Heaven's name, what am I doing?" all Wile E. Coyote style.
Even smart people do stupid things it’s all good
I used to think that Italy was a city in Rome back in highschool, no wonder I failed geography..
I imagine some of these people are a cute treasure and delight to be around 😂
Saw a sign that said “wet floor”… So I did. [Not really but I thought that was for me.]
Back in 4th grade in gym class I saw a tiny rock on the ground from the playground and I decided it was a great idea to put it in my ear…had to go home early and go to the urgent care to get it removed
Did almost the same thing when I was about four or five. I was playing "Spies" with my three older brothers. Our parents were the enemy, and our super top secret parcel which we must absolutely keep out of the hands of the enemies was a tiny little pebble. Our mother was coming into the den to get us for lunch and my brothers told me to hurry up and hide the package. And I did...right up my nose! I was essentially born with a perpetually runny nose, so I've spent my entire life sniffling, and did so immediately upon hiding my secret prize in my nostril, and up it went, right into my sinuses! The was a fun ER visit for my parents seeing as we were a family of six living on my father's salary as the pastor of a very small church and we didn't have health insurance! I compounded things by bawling hysterically, inflaming the surrounding tissues, and making it super difficult for the doctor to get the little pebble out. Oddly enough, my brothers got punished for this because I was the baby of the family and they were supposed to be watching me. I still remember my oldest brother saying "We told her to HIDE IT, not stick it up her nose! it's not our fault she's stupid!"
I was playing online with a friend from the UK and asked them what their plans were for Thanksgiving. Wanted to turn the pc off and go run into traffic..
The honk when you click your car keys twice signifies you armed the alarm. Clicking once only locks the doors.
I was making breakfast for me an my son one morning and I wanted to be fancy like the cooks on tv by cracking the eggs with one hand an putting them in the bowl with the same hand. I got really good at it and was going super fast. So fast infact that I just did the whole dozen because I didn't wanna stop. So when it was time to stir the eggs I realized I had a bowl full of shells and a trash can full of eggs 😂
Laying in bed, pitch black fighting insomnia, was phone surfing. Went to bathroom to pee but took phone rather than turning on any lights.
Sat phone on side of sink, turned 180 degrees to toilet to pee. Flushed, turned back around to wash hands and yelped at disembodied head directly in front of me.
Gentle glow of phone and its angle as I stepped toward the sink lit up my face in the mirror but NOTHING else.
We had a foreign exchanged student from Chilli in our class and the teacher had her do a presentation on Chilli, at the end she asked if anyone had any questions and ny friends asked "what side of the road do you drive on" I almost burst out laughing cuz I was like "Look at this idiot, you drive on both sides it just depends on if your going to somewhere or from somewhere" when the girl answered "right side" it took my a second to realize
At 6 years old I made up a game called DODGE the DARTS where my friend and I would throw those old metal lawn darts straight above us in the air and try to dodge them. The metal part was sharp and about 6 inches long, I don't know how we survived lol
the platypus is the only well known animal that gives both eggs and milk. laying eggs is usually only done by non-mammals and giving milk is usually only done by mammals
it's not, there are 3 species of echidna that do it too
this one will probably get buried. I went to the market to buy popsicles, and when I was leaving, the attendant told me what else would you like? And I was like "POSICLES!"
She just stared at me
I tried to get out of the car with a seatbelt on and I tried not ONCE but TWICE to get out.I even asked why but mid sentence I was like OH!right.smh
I work outside and there was snow in one of our extension cords I was just about to try and clean out the snow with my knife before I remembered it was plugged in. This was yesterday😂
I am totally blind, I do not see anything at all not even light and shadow. One time, I was taking the trash out into the garage and turn the light on, so I could see better, lol.
? And you typed all that out? Lmfao
Coding man, coding require another set of tools all new for me.
Went to grab glow caps under the hood a few minutes after I had been driving the very same car..
One time I refused to think that any other country other than the US existed unless I got proof of a map, granted I was 6, but still
Being from Canada, I've met a few Americans that don't know about anything outside of America....they are not 6 lol
I once rubbed an ice cube on my eye and ate it
Let people take advantage of me
Why are there so many repeat videos uploaded on this channel? All uploaded i’ve already watched on here
Storming the capital…. Lol I’m kidding
FBI will be at your door later today. They have NO sense of humor.
At a fairly young age. I heard about placebo effect and decided to self experiment. I lied to myself that i am someone nice and good and honest and could learn anything. It worked so good but in the process i kinda lost my own self and looked at the mirror one day and cried thinking where is the real me then?
You want only one? 😂
Come on, this is just another repost..
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I did the dumbest thing anyone ever COULD do.....I got married....to a NYC girl....twice