O.J.Simpson Sentencing: A Stern Response part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • On Dec 8, 2008,The Howard Stern Show responded to the O.J. sentencing. Since the murder of Ron and Nichol, The Howard Stern Show has been relentless in shaming O.J. If you want to always hear great political satire on current events, subscribe to XM/Sirius for The Howard Stern Show.

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  • @ElmoKnowsWhereYouLive5150
    @ElmoKnowsWhereYouLive5150 3 года назад +17

    The "I thought I was confronting friends" line was always wildly hilarious to me.

    • @NP35606
      @NP35606 2 месяца назад +1

      You’ve never confronted friends at gunpoint over sports memorabilia?

    • @ElmoKnowsWhereYouLive5150
      @ElmoKnowsWhereYouLive5150 2 месяца назад

      @@NP35606 lmfao

  • @tommy1gtr
    @tommy1gtr 10 лет назад +46

    i always loved this clip because it was like the grand finale of the whole "OJ murder trail/saga being talked about on the Stern show". Kind of like a final chapter of it all....

    • @tommy1gtr
      @tommy1gtr 10 лет назад +3

      gibberconfirm amen brother!!!!

  • @86mgleas
    @86mgleas 13 лет назад +33

    I love the lawyer "I'm one of those guys who think everything you need to know you can learn from the civil war" How many people think like that?

    • @daddius
      @daddius Год назад +1

      Every father in law in the world.

  • @CAinfowarrior
    @CAinfowarrior 12 лет назад +11

    6:53 "You remember her mother, she bled like a gopher" ROFL XD

    • @sushi0hifi
      @sushi0hifi Год назад

      I’ve never seen a gopher bleed, but I don’t need to after laughing to this 😂

  • @Xineohp37
    @Xineohp37 7 лет назад +5

    Fred killed me with this bit.."Take matters in ta mah own handz".. that OJ quivering, running out of breath shit xD

  • @rascaldem
    @rascaldem 10 лет назад +10

    "You know how sacred I found her mother..." One of the greatest lines of all time.

  • @bdlblob
    @bdlblob 6 лет назад +9

    "yo honoh i stan befo you a widowah" LOL

  • @R8erNation636
    @R8erNation636 15 лет назад +7

    Ya know what's funny is that O.J. was considered by James Cameron's to play the Terminator. Jimmy said that he thought O.J. was too nice to be a killer. Irony is awesome.

  • @darthvadorthestrong
    @darthvadorthestrong 11 лет назад +5

    Last time i confronted somebody on my own well they ended up dead. Lmfao

  • @TheZigzach
    @TheZigzach 11 лет назад +21

    "I did book reports with their kids" LOL!!! wtf !!!!

    • @SomethingSomethingg
      @SomethingSomethingg 10 лет назад +4

      I know! This sentencing was hilarious!! Between the lawyer's rambling, idiotically analytical comparison between Southern soldiers and a crazed, armed assailant and (let's face it) murderer in a double homicide, or O.J.'s hysterically lame, pass the Kleenex speech about singing to their mothers and doing book reports with their kids (lol! WTH??), this was a pathetically dismal case. Cochran's in the coffin, baby, and you didn't stand a chance without him! haha

  • @nattyps3160
    @nattyps3160 Год назад +5

    The stern show was at its very best during the oj trial. He was actually one of the few people on any media platform who vehemently Saud he was guilty. It wasn't in "fashion" to say he was so guilty. Others were like afraid prob cause of the race card sadly played instead of looking at the actual victims. Oj was so lucky it was 2 years after the atrocity of the not guilty verdict of those Simi Valley cops. The jury was in the same town as where all the cops lived. It was truly Copland. Everyone in that jury was somehow related or a friend of a relative of the cops.

  • @Cazz8203
    @Cazz8203 12 лет назад +6

    Howard: "God forbid I ever become a judge, I wouldn't listen to anybody"

  • @hwekfhdskhd
    @hwekfhdskhd 11 лет назад +4

    "Everything you can learn about life you can learn from reading about the civil war" huh.....didn't expect to hear that at an OJ trial

  • @urbangrandier8897
    @urbangrandier8897 5 лет назад +5

    "your honna....i's stands before you's as a widower

  • @cultfilmfreakreviews
    @cultfilmfreakreviews 12 лет назад +2

    this gets better which each, and every, single listen

  • @SuperGargargar
    @SuperGargargar 4 года назад +2

    “i sung to theyre mothers when they were sick” hahaha

  • @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447
    @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447 8 лет назад +6

    I remember a quote from some TV show that said 'the universe will take its trash out when it gets around to it',glad they got around to a double murderer!

  • @IsaiasMGPalafox
    @IsaiasMGPalafox Год назад +2

    Having watched the uploads of the murder trial recently, hearing this is like a continuation. 😂👏🏼
    Pure entertainment. 💯💯

  • @Brian4Sale
    @Brian4Sale 10 лет назад +14

    Some of Fred's best work.

    • @mattbernabe
      @mattbernabe 8 лет назад +1

      I agree. I'm hearing this for the first time and I'm laughing my ass off. Fred is awesome!

    • @MclEckert
      @MclEckert 3 года назад +1

      I lost it when he said “ring put a nick in my knife while I was slashing her

    • @SunnyDiegoProduction
      @SunnyDiegoProduction 2 года назад

      Nah, the best is when Erick, sorry, I mean Fred, acts like a little bitch when anyone says anything about him.

  • @aliciaanne
    @aliciaanne 14 лет назад +4

    Well, I enjoyed the history lesson OJ's lawyer gave us.
    LOL, I love how he had to go back to the Civil War to try to get this guy off the hook.

  • @Ryang403
    @Ryang403 8 лет назад +12

    this is one of the funniest things ever!!

  • @tippersnore4012
    @tippersnore4012 10 лет назад +17

    Simpson never atoned for the two murders. He finally got his somewhat just desserts.

  • @adams1458
    @adams1458 8 лет назад +13

    I'm like the southern soldiers!

  • @stephenabm
    @stephenabm 13 лет назад +6

    OJ received justice finally from the criminal justice system.

  • @jarnold3415
    @jarnold3415 7 лет назад +3

    I did book reports with their kids... the book was "if I did it"

  • @joeedangerously4295
    @joeedangerously4295 11 лет назад +2

    I live in Vegas. My apartment needed to be fumigated so I had to stay at a hotel for a few days. I was at Palace Station when OJ was. I was there that night. I didn't see or hear anything but I was there.

    • @jd749
      @jd749 5 лет назад +2

      "Look out"

  • @bradhofland9343
    @bradhofland9343 10 лет назад +3

    It's interesting how such a high-profile case this and how people in the public react to it.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 8 лет назад +3

    Am I hearing Cedric the Entertainer for some odd reason? Or am I being racist?

  • @cultfilmfreakreviews
    @cultfilmfreakreviews 12 лет назад +2

    it's weird, as a fan of howard in his peak during the 90s, hearing him cuss. takes the mystery away from everything. howard was better before he was rich with a trophy wife, but this is great stuff here.

  • @JohnLoCicero
    @JohnLoCicero 7 лет назад +5

    I think Norm MacDonald put it best. Just as I feel it's wrong that he got away with the murders of two people, I think it's equally wrong that he receive 35 consecutive life sentences for stealing his shirts.

  • @CSick27
    @CSick27 12 лет назад +1

    that lawyer is no johnny cochran

  • @rrbrown813
    @rrbrown813 9 лет назад +3

    8:34 on...the book report part...lol...

  • @mattbernabe
    @mattbernabe 8 лет назад +1

    Last time, I confronted someone on my own....well, they ended up died. Hahaha.....

  • @Weoutg
    @Weoutg 3 месяца назад

    Fred’s OJ impression😂

  • @depedro9119
    @depedro9119 13 лет назад +2

    (In O.J. voice) " 'Never killed anyone in this state. " LOL!!

  • @aaronsaunders6974
    @aaronsaunders6974 8 месяцев назад

    they’re disposable. couldnt help myself
    thanks 4 the laughs, mates

  • @finger3006
    @finger3006 5 лет назад +1

    And now he’s on Twitter! God bless the U.S. Justice system 😒

  • @clarkluse2918
    @clarkluse2918 3 года назад

    I would have given him extra time because his lawyer was boring. Lol

  • @peartfaldo
    @peartfaldo 11 лет назад +3

    Give Juice the Juice;-)

  • @ReturnOfTheJ.D.
    @ReturnOfTheJ.D. 14 лет назад +1

    @MANSHOTS - I wasn't even born in 1965 and I thought the late 1800s would have been a very primitive era. I found out 10 years ago through literature at that time that it was actually way more advanced than now. Culture doesn't always progress forward.

  • @willieboynation
    @willieboynation 11 лет назад

    You honor.. I stand before you sorry... slightly confused...a little hungry
    Judge: Please sit down Mr.Simpson

  • @69zenos1
    @69zenos1 13 лет назад +1

    Don't forget folks, O. J. was an ACTOR!!!!

  • @thekinginthenorth3222
    @thekinginthenorth3222 7 лет назад +3

    LOOK OUT

  • @deathproofpony
    @deathproofpony 7 лет назад +4

    The Juice is loose.

  • @stewpittt
    @stewpittt 4 года назад +1

    Who the fuck would let ANYONE other then family/teachers help with a books report!?
    Much less ’singing to their wives’ - sick or not!?

  • @floozyish
    @floozyish 11 лет назад +2

    You always take the plea deal

  • @MIZORAM_mafaka_hnamte
    @MIZORAM_mafaka_hnamte 6 лет назад +3

    _Respect for Howard_

  • @melvinchinchillajr
    @melvinchinchillajr 11 лет назад +1

    I hate it when Howard makes a funny point and Robin always follows it by saying "That's what I'm saying haha _____" or "That's what I was thinking haha_____" so that we think she's somehow funny or capable of coming up with something funny.

  • @firegod001
    @firegod001 11 лет назад +1

    I don't blame the Goldmans, either. I blame the people who let them in.

  • @iankelly7362
    @iankelly7362 4 года назад +1

    5:31 🤣

  • @charlesvan13
    @charlesvan13 13 лет назад +1

    @1986watkins
    No, the real victims are Nicole and Ron. It's not good for his kid, but being murdered is incomparably worse.

  • @Alta626
    @Alta626 12 лет назад

    Im black and he was guilty both times. This time he thought he was invincible so he grabbed some shotguns and a couple buddies and went to get his stuff back

  • @Swampgift
    @Swampgift 2 года назад

    "I shoulda brung that knife."

  • @CAinfowarrior
    @CAinfowarrior 11 лет назад +1

    i'm like... the southern soldiers!

  • @KingKong317
    @KingKong317 15 лет назад

    fuck if oj played the terminator, they wouldve pulled out the movie as evidence in the 1994 trial.

  • @nyonelove7617
    @nyonelove7617 11 лет назад

    They couldn't prove she put the baby in the pool. Unless parental negligence is a crime . . .

  • @shinya2104
    @shinya2104 11 лет назад

    i totally agree jeremy, good post

  • @quasimoto270
    @quasimoto270 11 лет назад

    gee, i didn't know oj's lawyer was a historian,lmao!

  • @snake-oz8nu
    @snake-oz8nu 5 лет назад

    The glove didnt fit this time either. Too bad Johnny Cochran wasnt around the 2nd time.

  • @cultfilmfreakreviews
    @cultfilmfreakreviews 8 лет назад +2

    This is great to listen to. Just desserts. But boy, hearing Artie Lange is torture. It's like a mediocre barfly won a prize to sit in with Howard for a dddd... ecade! UGH!

  • @pauleka1
    @pauleka1 13 лет назад

    @ckelley63 No problem; I've already translated them in plain English for your better understanding! Here they are: (1) Do you believe there is any difference about your feelings and mine? (I mean, love, hate, hungry, thirsty, sadness, etc.) (2) What does "superior" means to you? Will be looking forward to your reply. Thanks, Pauleka1
    Oops! sorry!

  • @jd749
    @jd749 5 лет назад +1

    "I would love to"

  • @slimpickens2164
    @slimpickens2164 8 лет назад +1

    LOL OJ - he's looking real bad in prison

  • @CAinfowarrior
    @CAinfowarrior 11 лет назад +1

    i'm like the southern soljas! 2:20

  • @marty1901
    @marty1901 13 лет назад

    Anyone who rushes for over 2000 yards ought to be allowed to break a few laws.
    Free O.J. !!!

  • @pearlydae
    @pearlydae 8 лет назад

    Was OJ's lawyer a public defender?

  • @davemojarra2666
    @davemojarra2666 7 лет назад +1

    I's sorry yo Ona.

  • @sonicjet6682
    @sonicjet6682 12 лет назад

    What does the civil war have to do with OJ SIMPSON??? :) amazing court argument

  • @shinya2104
    @shinya2104 11 лет назад

    Best comment i ever heard.

  • @pauleka1
    @pauleka1 13 лет назад

    @ckelley63 No problem; I've already translated them in plain English for you better understanding! Here they are: (1) Do you believe there is any difference about your feelings and mine? (I mean, love, hate, hungry, thirsty, sadness, etc.) (2) What does "superior" means to you? Will be looking forward to your reply. Thanks, Pauleka1

  • @christophergoff102
    @christophergoff102 7 лет назад +1

    My God the show desperately needs Jackie and Billy West back..

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk8 6 лет назад

    He's out now. Let's see what happens........

  • @vonn4017
    @vonn4017 2 года назад

    if the glove doesnt fit you must acquit

  • @Alwaystuned
    @Alwaystuned 12 лет назад

    Annoying would be more appropriate since it's spelled correctly. Robin is set for life.

  • @steffen54321
    @steffen54321 12 лет назад

    You're taking it out of context o:

  • @thedarthflagger
    @thedarthflagger 14 лет назад

    classic stern love it!

  • @hungwilliam44
    @hungwilliam44 12 лет назад +1

    missing jackie

  • @richardkuszel2351
    @richardkuszel2351 5 лет назад

    OJ is sorry, ok your free to go, yeah right your going all right, right to jail.

  • @littlecarmine4932
    @littlecarmine4932 5 месяцев назад +2

    Rotting in hell right now

  • @poodleriffic
    @poodleriffic 5 лет назад

    Cool civil war story, bro....

  • @andmaketherain
    @andmaketherain 13 лет назад

    If the glove don't fit, we must acquit...

  • @alexd2555
    @alexd2555 5 лет назад

    You see this picture of Chewbacca? It doesn’t make sense

  • @VCthaGOATdunker
    @VCthaGOATdunker 11 лет назад

    Would Johnny Cochran have been able to get OJ free if he was still around?

  • @firegod001
    @firegod001 11 лет назад

    The Goldmans have absolutely no business in that courtroom, AT ALL.Not only does this case have nothing to do with their case, but according to the law, Simpson is innocent of the murders he was accused of. Why is it that if you are found guilty in this country, you are treated like it's a 100% fact that you are guilty, but if you are found not guilty, you can still be treated by the authorities like you committed the crime? That's pretty fucked up.

  • @brookside1
    @brookside1 11 лет назад

    Is everyone watching these videos because now we have to hear about OJ again..........and he might actually get a new trial..........

  • @derekchauvinistrockwellthe4917
    @derekchauvinistrockwellthe4917 11 лет назад

    Idk man, there seemed to be as much evidence for Anthony's guilt as OJ's guilt.

  • @Parag0n
    @Parag0n 12 лет назад +1

    Ahahaha this shit is hilarious, I'm not american and i don't know too much about the OJ case but this is great, is Stern always this funny?

  • @CEMSTR3RK
    @CEMSTR3RK 15 лет назад

    HOWARD STERN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sserpent21
    @sserpent21 14 лет назад

    who puts their kids in a room with OJ? Crazy people. People who don't want kids anymore.

  • @jasonhurd4379
    @jasonhurd4379 3 года назад

    I guess no one ever learned anything before 1865

  • @Rhino196669
    @Rhino196669 15 лет назад

    He better hope there isin't a Hell. And those D.J's SUCK! That's gotta be Howard Stern and Crew!

  • @peartfaldo
    @peartfaldo 13 лет назад

    Give Juice the juice

  • @Lvduggo69
    @Lvduggo69 15 лет назад

    I would love to !

  • @ryn7yen2
    @ryn7yen2 13 лет назад

    @andmaketherain what are you talking about....the glove did in fact fit him...and they even found the victim's blood in his bath tub...and he still got acquitted..that's why everybody was pissed...just like Casey Anthony...Casey got acquitted because the prosecution couldn't determine the time of death and the cause of death...

  • @bipblake
    @bipblake 10 лет назад

    No O.J.s not confused. He always looks like that. lol

  • @69zenos1
    @69zenos1 13 лет назад

    @Glovefullavasoline c'mon now. ya gotta admit that his opening scene where he gets effed up is pretty damn funny!!!

  • @faffaflunkie
    @faffaflunkie 14 лет назад

    Sirius sucks. Just Google "sirius billing problems". NEVER give Sirius your bank account number (they always ask). Sirius will drain your account.

  • @morpheusxnyc
    @morpheusxnyc 11 лет назад

    O.J. Simpson, Casey Anthony, George Zimmerman....

  • @NWO1121
    @NWO1121 12 лет назад

    how can he be. They had video cams and tape recorders not even Johnny Cochran could use the Chewbecca Defense and get OJ out lol

  • @donbelk934
    @donbelk934 11 лет назад

    It happens.