Uboat but everyone is incompetent

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 253

  • @TheBubuzyaka
    @TheBubuzyaka 19 дней назад +898

    Torpedoes arms after traveling 300 meters. Use this knowlege well.

    • @pizza3676
      @pizza3676 18 дней назад +10

      College, read this comment bro 🎉

    • @Martyr_of_vigilance
      @Martyr_of_vigilance 18 дней назад +40

      Torpedos don’t have arms silly!

    • @villevalste1888
      @villevalste1888 18 дней назад +58

      @@Martyr_of_vigilance Yes they do. How else would they swim through the ocean and tear up ships, if they didn't have arms?

    • @AlterExo_
      @AlterExo_ 18 дней назад +28

      @@villevalste1888 the sailors push them out of the torpedo tubes at extreme speeds with their arms, that's how they get to their target!

    • @kevinaustin51
      @kevinaustin51 18 дней назад +4

      Bullet bill looking mfing torpedo 😂

  • @akitin5427
    @akitin5427 19 дней назад +548

    The reason your torpedoes keep running aft of their targets is that the chronometer gives the speed in knots, while your game is set to display and input kilometres per hour. To fix this you either need to convert the chronometer's reading to kph (multiply by 1.8), or set your game to knots

    • @tonokatona2881
      @tonokatona2881 19 дней назад +107

      no fucking way. This seems like a massive oversight from the devs.

    • @rollieroulston
      @rollieroulston 19 дней назад +24

      That's hilarious

    • @2Links
      @2Links 19 дней назад +78

      ​@@tonokatona2881 You select what units of measurement the game uses yourself, it's not their fault.

    • @tioseba7
      @tioseba7 19 дней назад +14

      @@akitin5427 knots? Americans will use literally anything instead of metric smh my head

    • @gots0359
      @gots0359 19 дней назад +8

      @@tioseba7 why not measure in cruiser hulls while we're at it

  • @bobjones7406
    @bobjones7406 19 дней назад +402

    Mr.President, a third u-boat video has hit the homepage

  • @ostaptarnavskiy6271
    @ostaptarnavskiy6271 19 дней назад +164

    the reason for that divine intervention is that torpedo wont work if the target is closer than 300m

    • @ostaptarnavskiy6271
      @ostaptarnavskiy6271 19 дней назад +17

      Also you cant try to use magnetic trigger for torpedoes, it should be okay by now, so you wont have to worry about angles of your hits

    • @cideltacommand7169
      @cideltacommand7169 18 дней назад +3

      ​@@ostaptarnavskiy6271Torpedo proceeds to randomly explode:

    • @ostaptarnavskiy6271
      @ostaptarnavskiy6271 18 дней назад +4

      @@cideltacommand7169 yes, but their reliability increases as the time passes

    • @ostaptarnavskiy6271
      @ostaptarnavskiy6271 18 дней назад +3

      @@cideltacommand7169 But i must be honest, i myself prefer to use impact trigger

  • @dereinepeterpan5637
    @dereinepeterpan5637 19 дней назад +145

    German Torpedos have a minimum arming range of 300m...

  • @Mellowman2
    @Mellowman2 19 дней назад +325

    Ladies and gentlemen, a new College video has dropped

  • @volsby9014
    @volsby9014 19 дней назад +160

    “Shooters around Corsica” is a phenomenal album title

  • @ratman6731
    @ratman6731 19 дней назад +77

    College again proving he can’t micro the side of an ocean

    • @potato88872
      @potato88872 19 дней назад +1

      It's only 1940, give him time :)

  • @OmarM3124
    @OmarM3124 19 дней назад +103

    You have to heat the torpedos to reduce dud chance, they should go red when ready to use. Loader can maintain the torps to do that.

    • @NetAnon
      @NetAnon 19 дней назад +43

      He addressed that in his last video. They reworked torpedo maintenance and now a check mark indicates a maintained torpedo.

    • @OmarM3124
      @OmarM3124 19 дней назад +4

      @NetAnon oh I didn't know that. Thanks 🙂

    • @Lionheart-mg7qf
      @Lionheart-mg7qf 19 дней назад +9

      Good tip. Even irl tho, German torpedoes were notoriously unreliable

    • @JukeboxOddities
      @JukeboxOddities 19 дней назад

      Nice bait mate

    • @許進曾
      @許進曾 18 дней назад

      @@Lionheart-mg7qf The USN would like to have a word with you about the mk14 torpedo.

  • @wardoggaming42
    @wardoggaming42 19 дней назад +84

    I can just imagine a sailor on one of those Merchant ships in the Allied Ports taking a smoke break and looking out into the see, only to see a German submarine captained by Ryan Gosling and watching in horror as he catches a glimpse of a torpedo heading right for his ship.
    You know British Admiralty was pissed when they got that report, "That's got to be the luckiest uboat I've ever seen." "So it would seem."

    • @hubertgodlewski1398
      @hubertgodlewski1398 19 дней назад +2

      "Tam tam tam pam pam pa pa ra ram" starts playing ( its pirates of the carribean )

  • @theelectro6812
    @theelectro6812 19 дней назад +23

    POV: you’re the one civilian on Malta watching a German u-boat just walk in

  • @wardoggaming42
    @wardoggaming42 19 дней назад +20

    10:30
    Merchant Sailor: "CAPTAIN!!"
    Merchant Captain: "Ye-Yeah?"
    Sailor points at something coming out of the Fog: "LOOOOOK!!!"
    Merchant Captain turning to see Ryan Gosling pulling up on an Uboat manning an AA Gun: "OH F**K!! NONONO!!"
    Only for 5 minutes later to start laughing and mocking the Germans because they just bounced their second torpedo off the ship, "Silly German, don't you know, your torpedoes have an arming distance of like 300 meters. What's the matter, don't have a flak gun?"

  • @ZoomerReal
    @ZoomerReal 19 дней назад +48

    Med Campaign... this shit mean something to me man.

  • @c.mccarthy
    @c.mccarthy 19 дней назад +16

    11:35 you should try getting a bit more distance - happened to me a bit as well - generally i’ve found the longer the distance the more reliable the torpedos are on exploding. Also if you research the better torpedos they will trigger way more often.

    • @Bang-ld4be
      @Bang-ld4be 19 дней назад +2

      IIRC G-series torpedoes usually have a minimum range of 300 meters, some have more some have less depending on settings and angle, as a ship cutting towards you can hook into that range and dud out your torpedo. Also, duds are more likely at bad angles - 90 degree shots at 500-1000m usually have the best odds of swimming and detonating as intended.

  • @JohnVicres
    @JohnVicres 18 дней назад +28

    College you might be using steam torpedoes (T1s) instead of electric (T2s, T3s, etc). Though there is good reason to use steam torpedoes, they are very noticeable on the surface and ships will see them well before they hit; this makes them quite bad at sinking small military ships, as they are super maneuverable, and makes a convoy go into alert sooner. The T2 may not be as great a torpedo as the T1, but I find the advantage of stealth to be unparalleled, and for a quick rundown of the other torpedoes:
    -T3 is the absolute improvement of the T2, runs at 30kn and has a range of 5km
    -T5 is more of a side-grade of the T3 due to acoustic homing, runs at 24kn and has a range of 5.7km
    -the FAT variants are designed to serpentine around the target in case of a miss, they are more useful when attacking convoys
    -also please start using the magnetic pistols more, they allow you to successfully hit ships that are too angled. Just gotta set the depth of the torpedo to ~0.5m below the target's draft.
    That's all for this game :)

  • @cideltacommand7169
    @cideltacommand7169 19 дней назад +17

    Bro forgot about torpedo arming distance.

  • @justanotherredbeard4439
    @justanotherredbeard4439 19 дней назад +3

    12:49 "It's a miss", man thought he could cut out a miss against a stationary target

  • @Dakaboi
    @Dakaboi 19 дней назад +10

    Torpedoes have a MINIMUM ARMING DISTANCE lol

  • @BennyMcNeill-s7s
    @BennyMcNeill-s7s 19 дней назад +28

    This silly billy has clearly never watched hunt for the Red October. 11:00

  • @terrified057t4
    @terrified057t4 19 дней назад +47

    College being a historical Nazi overestimating his abilities and underestimating the enemy's.

  • @JLS-ti3lb
    @JLS-ti3lb 19 дней назад +11

    YESS MORE UBOAT LETS KEEP IT GOING THIS GAME IS AWESOME

  • @zaboomafool1911
    @zaboomafool1911 19 дней назад +17

    To hit the ships just imagine they are sides of barns. Oh wait, that won't help you.

  • @Spetsnik
    @Spetsnik 19 дней назад +2

    I need College to channel his inner "Grey Wolf" when he is in the Atlantic sinking American ships.

  • @reichtanglevictor1694
    @reichtanglevictor1694 18 дней назад +3

    17:40 so this is why Naval bombers are OP in HOI, got it

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 19 дней назад +2

    11:10 college here has never ever heard of a wee lil thing called ARMING DIATANCE!!!

  • @ObviouslyNotXenrek
    @ObviouslyNotXenrek 19 дней назад +2

    ngl, the torpedo nonsense are why i just make sure i can leave my captain/officer to do it on their own; even when i double-check with someone who KNOWS what theyre doing, i randomly miss bad; and its not even like its consistent, cause it goes in front just as often as it goes behind. probably the only frustration i have with the whole game really, everything else is great and i want more of it in DLC/mods, lol

  • @kylestengl8605
    @kylestengl8605 18 дней назад

    I absolutely need more of these videos, your comedic timing, editing, and voice are very pleasing to listen to and watch while I'm at work. I've already binged this whole series and I need more.

  • @mikep3180
    @mikep3180 15 дней назад

    Going into Alexandria for every patrol mission and just doing a turkey shoot is the easiest way to finish the Med campaign. You can even surface between the docked ships to use your AA/Deck gun from point blank since there aren't any port defenses there

  • @FailedCatgirl
    @FailedCatgirl 19 дней назад +1

    Y'know, a really rare ghost ship that comes with fog and disappears would be cool

  • @fsfrancesco1539
    @fsfrancesco1539 18 дней назад

    I love this serie of Germany's unluckiest yet still living U-Boat crew

  • @CommissiarJohn
    @CommissiarJohn 19 дней назад +1

    I love how you include memes in your videos dude. Thanks for your vids!

  • @TheLeviathan-yg8rw
    @TheLeviathan-yg8rw 19 дней назад +16

    2:58 Tunisia was a colony at that time

    • @Catgaming49
      @Catgaming49 18 дней назад +3

      He knows, he is a paradox games player. I assume he means vichy france which was neutral during the time this game takes place (1940-1941 or smth I havent played the game but it doesnt look like late 1942-1944)

  • @arsonandcrime5592
    @arsonandcrime5592 18 дней назад

    I have to admit, i don't really watch all of college's videos but the u boat series has been really fun to watch! Narration and editing is quite top notch

  • @bismarckfamily277
    @bismarckfamily277 10 дней назад +1

    2:15 Ya boi forgot about the maiale missions...

  • @xenox9392
    @xenox9392 18 дней назад

    You can chose detonator on torpedos. When you're filing torpedo tubes with water over it you have two letters 'AZ'. When you click it letters will change and with letter detonator on torpedos. There are two detonators and both have different detonating angle. Game tells you what detonator to use in a little menu that's over part of GUI with torpedos. There you have a warning triangle if angle is bad for this detonator. However every one of them have some issues. The second one can detonate half-way to the target as it isn't magnetic but will detonate when touches something. Good luck with that info.

  • @loginlover
    @loginlover 19 дней назад

    Assigning crew (green bars) to the officer on the gun makes the crew use the two smaller guns on deck. Helps against air raids

  • @noneofyourbusiness9489
    @noneofyourbusiness9489 19 дней назад +4

    Arming distance is a thing for torpedoes College.

  • @personperson4318
    @personperson4318 19 дней назад +1

    Keep this series going. Its amazing!!!!

  • @DanKuman
    @DanKuman 19 дней назад +5

    Never forgive the “Seltic” incident…

  • @roymillers6730
    @roymillers6730 12 дней назад +1

    Torpedoes are a distant killer, thus it will arrive later then you’ve planned to hit. Best advise guestimate where your attacking like a tf2 soldier with a rocket launcher.

  • @Peppapig1000_2
    @Peppapig1000_2 19 дней назад

    Those reaction gags of the British admiralty after learning that not only once, but twice a Uboat infiltrated their harbors, and not only that the fucker made it into THE BIGGEST AND MOST IMPORTANT PORT 😂

  • @Cp.Chaos707
    @Cp.Chaos707 13 дней назад

    10:50 aa gun has bern nerved heavily against ships (still good if this transparent green is already there), but i‘d never remove the deck gun if its just for aerodynamic reasons

  • @Aqueox
    @Aqueox 13 дней назад

    Bro forgot to pre-heat his torpedoes and got divine interventioned.

  • @squiggles5640
    @squiggles5640 17 дней назад

    love it when you almost die going through gibraltar a second time because your captain wants to sink american ships and then lose two of your friends because the captain wanted to try out his new shiny aa gun

  • @NachoBearYeah
    @NachoBearYeah 14 дней назад

    The reason you have so many duds is 1: you are always using impact pistols, which only work on angles close to 90°, you should use magnetics when at a higher/lower angle (better torpedo designs make impact pistols better at this). And 2: torpedoes need at least 300 meters to arm properly or they won't explode.

  • @dulguunjargal1199
    @dulguunjargal1199 19 дней назад +6

    College pls don't try and torp another sub since the British have way way better Sonars in their subs

  • @hmm2206
    @hmm2206 19 дней назад

    very nice video.i was hoping you'd keep playing. I might end up buying this game when I have some free time, seems really fun

  • @mikewazowski7024
    @mikewazowski7024 18 дней назад

    College uploading consistently is surprising and awesome.

  • @aaronb4936
    @aaronb4936 18 дней назад

    I really enjoy playing Uboat. Took me along time to get decent at it, but very satisfying.

  • @goodtime4345
    @goodtime4345 19 дней назад

    please never stop making these i love em

  • @thesneakman8064
    @thesneakman8064 19 дней назад +5

    Collage upload is exactly what i needed after today

  • @deputydozer6047
    @deputydozer6047 19 дней назад +1

    FINALLY , took your time

  • @deadnum04
    @deadnum04 6 дней назад

    This takes me back to my Silent Hunter days. Those were simpler times

  • @niume7468
    @niume7468 19 дней назад +2

    14:35 the type vii uboat was too large to be transported by train. Type II uboats could be transported by train😂

    • @v4enthusiast541
      @v4enthusiast541 19 дней назад

      I remember Donitz wrote something about driving Uboats on the Autobahn so they could put them on the Danube (and thus fight in the Black Sea)

    • @niume7468
      @niume7468 19 дней назад +1

      @v4enthusiast541 in the black sea only type II uboats operates

  • @itsicearmour
    @itsicearmour 19 дней назад +1

    Hell yeah, been waiting for this one!

  • @InfiniteA1E
    @InfiniteA1E 19 дней назад +1

    Captain, there’s been a second airplane

  • @grnbana4365
    @grnbana4365 18 дней назад

    love this series. Hope to see the next one soon!

  • @Thepeepbros
    @Thepeepbros 19 дней назад

    These uboat videos are the bomb. Or should I say.. torpedoe? 🤫 yeah.. I just came up with that now. 🤯Anyway thanks skipper, Subbed.

  • @bonelesspizza7710
    @bonelesspizza7710 19 дней назад

    I Love Colleges Editing with the clips Keep it Up!

  • @Majorianus818
    @Majorianus818 19 дней назад

    Loving this series, keep it up champ

  • @vilmaksp3054
    @vilmaksp3054 19 дней назад

    Torpedoes have an arming range, anything below that will always be a dud.

  • @galenwrathweld
    @galenwrathweld 19 дней назад

    Genuinely love this series

  • @Jakesnyder77
    @Jakesnyder77 18 дней назад

    probably one of my favorite games watching you play

  • @manguellu4145
    @manguellu4145 19 дней назад

    FINNALY I HAVE BEEN WAIITNG FOR YOU TO PLAY THIS

  • @redgames-k5k
    @redgames-k5k 19 дней назад

    I feel like this this is a good mix of history and math

  • @tomikasza5198
    @tomikasza5198 19 дней назад

    This series is just so good

  • @hobiewilliamson6186
    @hobiewilliamson6186 19 дней назад

    Please keep these going

  • @typicaluser697
    @typicaluser697 19 дней назад

    Glad to see uboat story continuing)

  • @ukj5850
    @ukj5850 18 дней назад +1

    Love these videos

  • @lanej5828
    @lanej5828 18 дней назад

    If you've got milk cows, make sure to use them, too!

  • @ZerKoni
    @ZerKoni 18 дней назад

    MORE....MOREEE. I need it longer...

  • @dunjak111
    @dunjak111 14 дней назад

    At night, you have to switch to the red light. It increases your viewing distance (on the map), drastically..

  • @yakithekaki2769
    @yakithekaki2769 19 дней назад +2

    Just to be an annoying akshually guy, the axis bombed haifa multiple times, my grandparents still remember the raids.

    • @guyfromcollege
      @guyfromcollege  18 дней назад +1

      Actually didn't know they did that. I thought it'd be out of range.

  • @dustov
    @dustov 15 дней назад

    Taking subs to the med iver land was a thing. But they were a. Type IIs which are smaller and disassembled.
    I guess it would be technically possible to do the reverse?

  • @WantedJosh-kd1ln
    @WantedJosh-kd1ln 19 дней назад

    Please post more I really enjoy your content on this and Hoi4 :D

  • @xxbeastmode-sh3iv
    @xxbeastmode-sh3iv 19 дней назад +1

    What does college suck more at aiming torpedoes or microing the side of a barn?

  • @DaFroBroforeal
    @DaFroBroforeal 15 дней назад

    I love this series. Just don’t get too cocky with America in the war now.

  • @anonymousstock9548
    @anonymousstock9548 19 дней назад

    Good vid. Can't wait for the next one.

  • @afriendlyfish2851
    @afriendlyfish2851 19 дней назад

    German Torpedos having Mark 14 vibes

  • @billygoatgruff3536
    @billygoatgruff3536 19 дней назад

    I am adoring this series.

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 19 дней назад

    In today's highlights College fails to understand the concept of "minimum arming distance"

  • @nyantathecollector
    @nyantathecollector 17 дней назад

    The escort missions are bugged, if you started them and then send your crew out to rest for 20 days the mission will end with a victory without leaving the port lol

  • @bobzebuilder879
    @bobzebuilder879 18 дней назад

    I admit i wasnt subscribed so i didnt see the post until 17 hours after posting so to make sure i will subscribe also these videos are really good and make me want to buy the game

  • @Totally_not_alpharius
    @Totally_not_alpharius 18 дней назад

    The torpedoes would be more accurate if you heated them properly

  • @thegeek0017
    @thegeek0017 19 дней назад

    I gotta make haluski so I can’t watch this atm but I want it documented that I was here within 25 minutes of the upload

  • @justinsiemann7190
    @justinsiemann7190 15 дней назад

    If you are at a higher angle use MZ instead of AZ, since the AZ needs to hit the hull to detonate, but the MAGNET fuze doesnt so

  • @It_was_a_split
    @It_was_a_split 19 дней назад

    Finally it has come

  • @cooldudewithcoolname9447
    @cooldudewithcoolname9447 19 дней назад

    The uboat series is so damn good man, honestly i barely prefer it to vic3

  • @DennisProductions
    @DennisProductions 19 дней назад +3

    Alarm uboat attack

  • @csabaszabo6859
    @csabaszabo6859 17 дней назад

    you get my like for the two and a half men clip :D

  • @Smittenz1
    @Smittenz1 19 дней назад

    At long last a new College video

  • @BigDeliciousOne
    @BigDeliciousOne 18 дней назад

    This game actually looks fun

  • @personperson4318
    @personperson4318 19 дней назад +1

    Everyone must like the video!!!!!

  • @CC-2062
    @CC-2062 19 дней назад

    college cant hit the side of a barn with a torpedo

  • @ConnanTheCivilized
    @ConnanTheCivilized 19 дней назад

    It’s just good business! 12:54

  • @simonkurilak
    @simonkurilak 19 дней назад

    Showing some love

  • @JukeboxOddities
    @JukeboxOddities 19 дней назад

    You know, you can just board unarmed loner ships without firing a shot?

  • @legitscoper3259
    @legitscoper3259 18 дней назад

    Your torpedos only arm the pistol after >300m and if your impact angle is >60° you should use MAGNETIC Pistols instead of impact ones

  • @bigbubble4282
    @bigbubble4282 19 дней назад +5

    College out here trying to divert attention from his latest L in Vicky 3 after being exposed by Bokoen1 (pbuh)

    • @potato88872
      @potato88872 19 дней назад

      You mean when he get ganked...again

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 15 дней назад

      @@potato88872 Yeah, he got ganked by private bankers and crippling debt.

  • @komentator2137
    @komentator2137 18 дней назад

    damn i didint know ryan gosling fought in ww2 1:08