Every day, we stray closer to the Yu-Gi-Oh universe, eventually one giga-billionaire will control everything, everyone will obsess over a pointless virtual life going so far as to kill over this "game" & in season three the billionaires adoptive dead brother somehow comes to life in the simulation, trapping the billionaire & forces him to play a children's card game.
@@nathanielcowan3971 dude you're not getting what this gun issue is all about. The second amendment is to facilitate the population to protect themselves against what is a tyrannical government. First thing a tyrannical government does is try taking guns for more control over the people. Never give up the weapons that keep you unshackled.
@@Shoe0nHead you also missed Liz truss fucking the UK economy and the fairly likely return of boris, though this all happened like 2 days before posting
Where will the real children come from? On next Hell World: female organ donors will have their uteruses transplanted into trans-women so they can gestate a fetus for the womanly experience and give birth via C-section.
When hope is lost, we shall all look to Shoeonhead and scream out "SAVE US" and she'll look down upon us and whisper... "Should've just gotten two 4's"
The part where the machine can mimic dead relatives sounds like a twilight zone episode premise about someone dealing with grief poorly, that ends with someone dying.
@@LordOfFlies I came to comment this exact thing. It like took all his accts and compiled them to make his personality. Then it asked for his vmail access to copy his voice and eventually all of his photographs to make a robot/cyborg/clone of some sort. Like a giant box came and she had to activate it in a bathtub? And then it was like too close but at the uncanny valley line so she eventually banishes it to the attic cuz it can't die or be returned so she has to keep it? I think she tries to ditch it and kill it and nothing works. Also she was pregnant before her husbands accident and then their daughter like asks to visit him in the attic on her birthday. I'd be shocked if they don't already have the ability just it isn't at a price point to launch yet or smthing that the bottom line isn't worth it yet. Like a friend of hers like gives her a random phone# at the funeral all like "well if you get sad call this number it's what I did blah blah" then like ahes so sad she calls not even knowing what it really is. Then she keeps saying yes to every 'upgrade' offered to her. I can't remember if it was just vague or I just forgot how organic the robot was. Like it seemed like it wasn't 100% a machine somehow? If it doesn't creep you out it should. Especially if Amazon is the 1 perusing it, we should all be terrified. 🧡🦇
Reminds me of someone saying ouija boards are demons pretending to be your relatives or the movie thx1138 where the government has people goto terminals to worship where government employees pretend to be God. They could have your relatives tell you how to vote and to go to a certain restaurant, whoever pays to have ads put in.
I would be exploding from excitement, if someone would print HasanAbi, Shoe, Katara from Avatar and Bernie Sanders on body pillows, records himself on Super8 throwing them all in a jello filled indoor hot tube/pool and makes unapologetic real authentic loce with them for exact 38 minutes and 23 seconds straight. Preferably someone a little chubby with cute anklebones and some good taste in interior design. Gawd that would be the 🤤 hottest depraved content I could imagine right now.
Sheeesh. That's a lot of fucked up shit ngl. The "police is stopping you from trying to save your child but also doing nothing about it" really grinded my gears ngl. If such a thing happened where I live I'm convinced parents would have stormed inside the school by force, what's the police going to do? Shoot them? haha I hate that that's an actual possibility at this point :/
@@maverickbonato8164 lolwut, when did I ever claim it was every person there? It was every person that tried to disregard the police' orders. This is documented, it's mentioned in the video above.
@@christerjakobsen8107 something I find funny is that capistalism is all about aving the right to ave private propety and communisme basicly no private propety...so you are telling that extreme of the capitalism is that a small group of people decide who get what and everything you "own" is actully not your....so well ye kinda similar ngl
@@pinguoindubg3607 ngl, what you said confused the hell out of me because of the grammar. "so you are telling that extreme of the capitalism is that a small group of people decide who get what and everything you "own" is actully not your" How am I telling an "extreme of the capitalism" something? You don't tell things to adjectives, but subjects. And how the hell is it "kinda similar" that I won't comply with the WEF mission statement of "you will own nothing, and be happy" ?
I legit have audio of my dad thanks to accidental alexa triggering. I did my amazon takeout thingy to get the data and theres just little random clips of him talking which though meaningless are still warm fuzzies.
Well, thanks for the update i guess. Hopefully my head will stop spinning one day. Also, "America is basically three corporations in a trenchcoat" was a good one. Thanks for the laughs.
that's the problem, people pay no attention to what's really going on, to busy watching tic toc and Instagram and staying in there little political bubble if they even look at politics.
@@LANCEtheBOIL trust me my man, i spend absolutely no time on ticktok or insta, just gave up on doom scrolling years ago... so when i get hit with a video like this, it hits different. Broadly, however, i do agree with your sentiment.
"You may know me from WikiFeet" She's not even kidding. Shoe's feet have a perfect 5 star rating on WikiFeet, along with the prime minister of New Zealand
La Bussi hit me so hard i had to stop the video, actual tears in my eyes, I don't think I've laughed this much in years. Was begging my body to have mercy. 11/10
I consume a couple of hours of mostly depressing news almost every day. But Shoe still manages to find a couple levels of hell I wasn't even aware of every time.
This whole series is going to be fun to go back and binge watch through with my kids in like 15-20 years to let them get the temperature of the world they were born in to.
@@noahtravis8446 my kids did ok, weren't in school yet, we see home schooling even if they were though. I can count the amount of times my oldest had to put on a mask with one hand. We live out in the rural part of town where its not so insane
47:53 can confirm. I spent a year in jail fighting charges on a crime I didn't commit only to be so broken by the end of it that I pled guilty so I could leave. The maximum sentence they could enforce was a year and it was in 2020. I didn't want to fight for another six months. They broke me down by treating me like vermin.
In a weird way, this may have helped protect you against COVID. Unless it still got in through from the guards and passed around. 2020 was a lock-down year for most so you honestly didn't miss out on anything, even playgrounds were closed with chain-link fences put around them.
@@-._.-KRiS-._.- nah Covid was bad in prisons and especially county jails bc of how many people are going in and out. A Person w Covid-19 could get booked n now the whole pod is at risk and then guards and any new inmates are now at risk. It got so bad some counties set up policies to not take in nonviolent misdemeanor offenders. Coming from an individual who was a little delinquent shit during the pandemic
IM REALLY impressed...this WHOLE video was made by AI?!? thats amazing! AI is truly the future. Im not sure it got Shoe's dimensions right, this one looks really weird, but one day it'll get her right
The last segment is like ""From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved for strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is immortal."
You scratch that itch You know the one. That one where nuclear war is being casually discussed and no one is panicking, and you're like... simulation confirmed?
I had always wondered what it felt like living with this feeling througout the Cold War. What I definitely didn't want was to live with that feeling myself.
I literally got so excited for another Hell World to drop! Last episode dropped when I ruptured my ACL in Feb and a few days later, ep 5 was out to cheer me up. One major surgery and hours upon hours of post op therapy at the gym later and the very next Hell World drops the weekend after I ran again for the first time. What a way to celebrate a milestone! I'm a huge fan of this series, I'm someone who enjoys content from both sides of the aisle because I like to understand from how other people see things, not only from myself or those who agree with me because there are topics that are more about basic morality I think we all can agree on if we have any heart in our bodies so thank you for such great content!
Wait, you need to give your ID to watch age restricted videos now? Last time I checked you just had to tell them that your birthday is more than 18 years ago
@@shadowdragon3521 They implemented this for EU viewers about a year ago. The spin was that they had to implement it because of new regulations, but there were already legal opinions at the time saying that it was completely unnecessary to require physical ID in order to comply with said regulations. Edit for clarity: RUclips claimed they had to ask for physical ID in order to comply with new regulations, legal opinions at the time said they actually don't have to do that.
@@shadowdragon3521 Ok, I shortened the whole thing a bit, it's for EU, EEA, Swiss and UK viewers. So yeah, sorry, Brexit does nothing for you here. Kind of like how it hasn't helped with literally anything else either.
Was feeling hopeful and positive about life recently, thanks Shoe0nHead for breaking myy spirit and dragging me kicking and screaming back into reality....
This series gives me despair by telling me what's going on outside the rock I live under, but it's offset by the joy I get from laughing at June's clownery. Thanks for the content!
The thing about the forever plastics is that this has been a well known issue for like 40 years now and its actually problematic for blood research, since everyone alive is contaminated.
Hey! I've been hearing about youtube plastering restriction buttons on videos for YEARS, but this is my first time experiencing it! Thank you, shoe! Now I joined the on-lists club, finally!
Living in America right now just feels so awkward. Seeing half the country mutilate itself in a corner while I just walk around it and continue on my attempt to live a normal life.
Every Hell World episode gets sadder and more uncomfortable. I am so happy in my little shell of comfort until I watch these. First time I had to skip a segment because it got to dark for me. Thank you Shoe for not sugar coating stuff and for making me laugh.
Oh man the zombie pigs is literally the plot of Dead Rising. American scientists were developing zombie cattle to solve a food crisis and that's how the zombie outbreaks started.
What's the difference between someone who comes up with an idea, secures the funds, secures the location, builds what they need to have their company and then hire employees...and someone who got hired to stock shelves or park cars? You being online while at work is why you make a dime instead of a dollar
I swear, there are times when I'm watching June's crazy *Hell World* openings that I completely forget that neither she nor PostAmerica have anything to do with the band _Godspeed You! Black Emperor._ If you've ever heard the track "Dead Flag Blues", then yes, you understand that this is totally something they'd do. It'd probably run for an additional 11 minutes though. Outstanding shit, Shoe. You make despairing over the utter dilapidation of modern society into an art form unto itself. Edit: o w o
People often say "one bad apple" when talking about elements of the so-called justice system, but they forget that the full saying is "one bad apple spoils the whole barrel."
@@_Stormfather actually, it is a true saying. It takes only a day or two for a barrel full of apples to become contaminated and spoiled by the introduction of one moldy apple. You can't introduce an element of corruption and expect the whole to maintain its integrity if the corrupt element is not immediately rooted out.
@@_Stormfather what kind of "nuance" allows for an institution to be considered uncorrupted despite its constituent parts being corrupt? That sounds too convoluted to be rational or pragmatic.
Thanks for the little kitty cat at the end, I was thinking to myself about how joining a militia and spilling the blood of our corporate overlords actually sounds super stressful, but the kitty calmed me down.
Mommy liked my comment, as thanks for the liking of my comment, I will purchase one of your Shoe0nHead body pillows but ONLY for 66% of the original price
Hi I'm totally not with the FBI but I'd like to give you these free guns and get you to join my discord to brainwa....I mean... Talk to you more about your feelings good buddy
So basically we're in ALL of the Black Mirror episodes, Terminator, Psychopass, and have one foot in a Mad Max movie. Edit: With a side of Warhammer 40k: the early stages.
“So good luck with what ever it is” she says right before former leader of China Hu Jintao is disappeared at a live party meeting. Sounds like Cold War 2 electric Boogaloo might be around the corner
Oh I'm sure that will go into sho0's next video. I got into arguments on reddit about this with people - can you believe people were fervently defending scientists doing that? Their defense was for "gain of function" research - you know, just in case something like that *naturally* develops all on its own. Okay, I get doing gain of function research, but did nobody read The Stand? Has nobody watched Aliens? We're at the point that we're so worried about developing tools to defend against the next pandemic that we're somehow not also worried about creating the next one? (And don't get me started on the lab leak theories about COVID so it's probably that we already created the last one ourselves). We aren't doomed as a species due to any lack of intelligence - we have plenty of intelligence. We will die due to our own arrogance in believing that we will always retain 100% complete control over everything that we create.
"You know that super contagious manufactured virus that escaped a Chinese biolab? Let's make is 80% more deadly in an AMERICAN lab! What's the worst that could happen?"
I'm glad you brought the Canada assistance in dying thing up shoe. That program is so bad in Canada specifically, like, all the other countries that also have this like I believe Belgium and New Zealand for example have various safeguards in place like only the head of the hospital can approve the procedure, doctors can't recommend it to the patient, that patient has to have explored all other medical alternatives, they have to be above a certain age, etc. Canada has like none of that and there are multiple reports of doctors pressuring patients into thinking about or doing it. The doctors themselves don't even have to be there, nurses can do the procedures on their own. Families don't have to be informed either. Canadian hospitals are pushing patients towards death and it's one of the most sickening things I've ever seen.
This is the ultimate endpoint of strict utilitarianism, which is the underpinning of socialism. When society decides that the benefits you provide it no longer match the resources needed to keep you alive, it is not only permissible, but ethically mandated that society get rid of you so those resources can be reallocated to more useful people.
@𝘾𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙝 𝙈𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 there’s no such thing as free healthcare. And there’s no reason to think it’s better when it’s tied to your job. It’s worse and results in more deaths
This started off as ‘woo new episode of the thing I like’ but within like the first minute it was just immediate spiralling terror. I cannot tell if I’m just desensitised to older episodes or if the planet has just gotten WAYYY worse
fun fact pfas has been a problem in some areas for quite a while, when I was in middle school 6 years ago (in West Michigan) a footwear company was exposed with having a pfas dumping site, so a bunch of people in the area literally couldn't drink the water in the area, the middle school had to use office water dispensers as drinking fountains (which was actually nice because it didn't taste like metal and glue), it was as if Flint's influence was spreading all over the state.
Same deal here in North Carolina. Dupont basically had a huge settlement with state after the state found out that for most of their history they just dumped chemicals into ponds and stuff. Then when they told Dupont they had to clean it up they were like "uh yeah, about that." TLDR if you live in NC make sure your water is filtered.
God damn great job on this one!!! I mean they have all been great. But this one was a nice length as well. I don't want them to end even though it's giving me overwhelming sadness. Ahh the irony! You are so underrated shoe!!!
I had to pause this every few minutes to scream. Excellent job, can't wait to see what horrors await us next time. Way to enter the spooky season with the inescapable real life terrors
The tattoo thing weirds me out. There is a primitive primordial instinct in me that says you do not tamper with or disrespect the dead in any way. Even if they consent.
My biggest issue with the teacher with the "japanese exploding milk porn" jugs is that they're a shop teacher, and don't pull their hair back to demonstrate using power tools. Lol
@@digaddog6099 I mean, I'm all for protest. I'm just concerned about legit shop safety protocals. Wig or not, be an example so some kid doesn't get scalped using a radial armsaw 😅 The Mcup tits are the least of my worries.
The (until recently) head of my country's government now works for him. On an unrelated note, this former head of government lost his job because he forged poll ratings in his favour right before election. We aren't even a politically instable developing country, we rank 25th on the HDI, above France, Spain or Italy!
I've been off of twitter for a few years and was not prepared for the full extend of how *intense* everything, especially in the US, has become. Oh god this is demoralizing. I don't think there's a point in planning a future for myself, I'm going to focus on taking care of loved ones and people in my community. I can't imagine how hard it must be to be enveloped in stories like this all day online 😔
Shoe, you are becoming an excellent satirist, and your skill at presentation and transitioning topics is really admirable. This is the best video you've made yet, and I'm excited to see this series continue in the future.
You're not even joking, she's gotten so good at delivery! I wonder about her team; does she have writers? I'm pretty sure she has editors as well as the talented musicians and animators who contribute to these episodes, but the writing blew me away in this one, so much great satire here!
This is the best channel to watch when you're constipated.
Working shit out with Shoe while working shit out with yourself
I'm reading this comment on the toilet
Being disappointed in the world makes you poo faster? Sign me up.
Taking a dump right now, imagine if zombies are the current thing in 2023? Shit would be bangin' for real.
Shoe she will make you shit..in fear!
Imagine VR children being hunted down like rogue replicants when their parents are a day late with their payments
🤣🤣🤣
Are pedos with VR kids a crime...
Admittedly it will make if less messy when those religious right nut jobs carry out their child sacrifices.
Every day, we stray closer to the Yu-Gi-Oh universe, eventually one giga-billionaire will control everything, everyone will obsess over a pointless virtual life going so far as to kill over this "game" & in season three the billionaires adoptive dead brother somehow comes to life in the simulation, trapping the billionaire & forces him to play a children's card game.
bruh this comment had me dying, like bruh wtf man, not the vr children. will the ATF also shoot my virtual dogs, too???????
They will be hunted down when their "parents" are bored with them
The thing I love about the Metaverse is that I literally never hear about it unless it's some new cyber-horror showcase like this.
There is VRChat but most technocrats hate it.
@@dead-claudia vr chat is fine(kinda) its the stupid rest of em that are kind of bogus, especially any of em attached to crypto.
VRCHAT is the one most people actually use.
yes
Man, this AI generated Shoe0nHead video is even funnier than the regular videos.
@Timstone 1 years
Always has been *Astronaut meme yadda yadda *
@Timstone most of it would be driven by OCR (the articles), and that tech is already pretty good
Is it AI generated? Or are you just saying things for no reason?
@@VVVVV99611 just learn to pay attention and listen to the show FFS.
"what are you doing step-shooter?" dog you take that back thats too cursed lol
That absolutely folded me, I woke up the whole house with the laugh that came out of me
Lmao
The benefit of these videos being so late is that I can experience a weird doomer nostalgia for the traumatic events of last month
Warning: if you binge the whole series you might get ptsd... if you seen it all go down in real time you already do.. lol
yes
I'm dead
@@dusk2308 literally tho... :(
Ha! I'm here almost a year later.
“If only he had no weapon, then the cops would have shot him.” I actually spit my drink at that one.
damn....i didnt even catch that...im dumb
@@nathanielcowan3971 dude you're not getting what this gun issue is all about.
The second amendment is to facilitate the population to protect themselves against what is a tyrannical government.
First thing a tyrannical government does is try taking guns for more control over the people.
Never give up the weapons that keep you unshackled.
it may be laughable but its literally the reality we live in
@Tsunzucchini TzatzikiSan oh, it's not about making fun anymore. It's about being mad.
good ol fashioned spit take. she owes me a new monitor
“You’re the door of a democratically elected leader in Latin America” absolutely slayed me
Why is this censored by RUclips as sensitive content? This is exactly people need to hear plus its made with a huge slap of comedy. Thanks Shoe!
Because people need to hear it.
Probably the shooting
I take the warning as a seal of quality.
@@plebisMaximussame
Shoe, you might not get enough praise for this, but your transitions from one topic to the next are just spot on
@@priapulida i will put that in the next one lmao
@@Shoe0nHead you also missed Liz truss fucking the UK economy and the fairly likely return of boris, though this all happened like 2 days before posting
@@Shoe0nHead Please, no. Or do a seizure warning before. I really mean that.
@@brookejon3695 Because the original is so pc and unfunny they made their last joke when i was young.
its true the transitions are iconic tbh
We're so far into the corporate dystopia that you're being discouraged to have kids so they can sell you virtual ones.
Let me guess, California or NY City? Two worst hellscapes on Planet Earth. LOL
@@MuahManYou forgot Miami… or London or Dubai or Shanghai… all hell on earth.
@@Ozzie_Mandiasany city above 500k people is a soulless hellhole
Where will the real children come from? On next Hell World: female organ donors will have their uteruses transplanted into trans-women so they can gestate a fetus for the womanly experience and give birth via C-section.
I’d rather become straight and make babies than have a ai robot baby.
When hope is lost, we shall all look to Shoeonhead and scream out "SAVE US" and she'll look down upon us and whisper... "Should've just gotten two 4's"
Anyone else suspect she may've found a New Idol/Role Model in 'Far Right' Italian PM Giorgia Meloni?🤣🤣
@@dusk2308 you better stop or you’re getting the bat
If this day comes, we'll need more than Shoe... we'll need a full scale return of Filthy Frank.
No wait...just imagine getting arrested by a Mickey Mouse looking police robot. We truly are heading towards the dystopia I know and love
Yeah, i have always wanted to se Mickey assult a black guy.
@@gregerjohn8728 now, they would be more likely to assault someone of Jewish descent.
Or just irl stormtroopers
This literally just sounds like the plot of Fallout New Vegas
@@Лиам-о1ы is this a double entendre?
The part where the machine can mimic dead relatives sounds like a twilight zone episode premise about someone dealing with grief poorly, that ends with someone dying.
There is literally a black mirror episode where someone starts chatting with an AI mimicking their dead boyfriend and it then escalates from there.
@@LordOfFlies Yeah, I would have guessed as much.
@@LordOfFlies I came to comment this exact thing. It like took all his accts and compiled them to make his personality. Then it asked for his vmail access to copy his voice and eventually all of his photographs to make a robot/cyborg/clone of some sort. Like a giant box came and she had to activate it in a bathtub? And then it was like too close but at the uncanny valley line so she eventually banishes it to the attic cuz it can't die or be returned so she has to keep it? I think she tries to ditch it and kill it and nothing works.
Also she was pregnant before her husbands accident and then their daughter like asks to visit him in the attic on her birthday. I'd be shocked if they don't already have the ability just it isn't at a price point to launch yet or smthing that the bottom line isn't worth it yet.
Like a friend of hers like gives her a random phone# at the funeral all like "well if you get sad call this number it's what I did blah blah" then like ahes so sad she calls not even knowing what it really is. Then she keeps saying yes to every 'upgrade' offered to her. I can't remember if it was just vague or I just forgot how organic the robot was. Like it seemed like it wasn't 100% a machine somehow?
If it doesn't creep you out it should. Especially if Amazon is the 1 perusing it, we should all be terrified.
🧡🦇
"Where am I? Grandson, where are you? Why am I still here? It's so dark. I'm so tired. Why are you asking me to read this nerd shit?"
Reminds me of someone saying ouija boards are demons pretending to be your relatives or the movie thx1138 where the government has people goto terminals to worship where government employees pretend to be God. They could have your relatives tell you how to vote and to go to a certain restaurant, whoever pays to have ads put in.
"This country is three corporations in a trenchcoat." You're a treasure. You're responsible for coffee in my keyboard, too.
Habitual Linecrosser said, America is fifty war-tribes wrapped in a trench coat.
Each hell world gets worse and worse but holy shit this might be the worst one so far. Can't wait for the next one!
Just before the bombs hopefully!
but hey, no mean tweets am i right?
*Sips spiced honey whiskey and toasts marshmallows in the flaming wreckage of civilization*
We all are watching Rome burn in real time. Next hell world will cover civil war or nukes going off, mass starvation.
“Who the hell would own a body pillow of a real person?” Everyone else with a Shoe0nHead body pillow feels so attacked right now
You sitting there telling me shoe is real?
They selling em on Amazon?
Wherever there is a beautiful woman, there is a man who is absloutely sick of her shit. Same goes for men, but the point stands
I would be exploding from excitement, if someone would print HasanAbi, Shoe, Katara from Avatar and Bernie Sanders on body pillows, records himself on Super8 throwing them all in a jello filled indoor hot tube/pool and makes unapologetic real authentic loce with them for exact 38 minutes and 23 seconds straight. Preferably someone a little chubby with cute anklebones and some good taste in interior design. Gawd that would be the 🤤 hottest depraved content I could imagine right now.
@@zerog0v I mean I wouldn’t not watch that
"... and that is our job." I literally laughed out loud in my job's break room.
@@user-fz3ip3ke8p Do you not know what a break room is? Sounds like you've never had a job.
@@user-fz3ip3ke8p Cringe
"Those lazy f-ing pigs not willing to put in the work of... walking back and forth" That line made me subscribe xD
Sheeesh. That's a lot of fucked up shit ngl. The "police is stopping you from trying to save your child but also doing nothing about it" really grinded my gears ngl. If such a thing happened where I live I'm convinced parents would have stormed inside the school by force, what's the police going to do? Shoot them? haha
I hate that that's an actual possibility at this point :/
They literally threw them onto the ground and detained them for those that did try that, so... Too late
@@memesampler1823 Every single person standing outside? If so that's pretty impressive but I doubt that.
@@maverickbonato8164 lolwut, when did I ever claim it was every person there? It was every person that tried to disregard the police' orders. This is documented, it's mentioned in the video above.
@@memesampler1823 See? There were still people that COULD have crossed (I'm not implying they should have). It was not "too late". My point stands.
I can also send accounts of that too
We are 2 years into this decade and I already feel like I've experienced the entirety of the 2010s insanity like, 3 times over
Right? The months feel like they are going by really fast but the past three years are dragging on incredibly slowly.
Yeah, me too kid.🙃😑
I’m 35 but i feel 100
@@-._.-KRiS-._.- damn this is facts
When the “eat the bugs and sleep in the pod” meme becomes more and more real
Crickets are pretty tasty tho ngl
@@Roach_Dogg_JR I won't eat the bugs, I won't sleep in the pod, and I will own things and be happy.
@@christerjakobsen8107 something I find funny is that capistalism is all about aving the right to ave private propety and communisme basicly no private propety...so you are telling that extreme of the capitalism is that a small group of people decide who get what and everything you "own" is actully not your....so well ye kinda similar ngl
@@pinguoindubg3607 Horseshoe theory in a nutshell.
@@pinguoindubg3607 ngl, what you said confused the hell out of me because of the grammar.
"so you are telling that extreme of the capitalism is that a small group of people decide who get what and everything you "own" is actully not your"
How am I telling an "extreme of the capitalism" something? You don't tell things to adjectives, but subjects.
And how the hell is it "kinda similar" that I won't comply with the WEF mission statement of "you will own nothing, and be happy" ?
Can't wait for that Amazon voice thing. That way my parents can still tell me what a disappointment I am long after they're gone
I legit have audio of my dad thanks to accidental alexa triggering. I did my amazon takeout thingy to get the data and theres just little random clips of him talking which though meaningless are still warm fuzzies.
*Emotional Damage*
Hell yea
Lmao if your parents won't, I'll gladly let you know
@@thecameraman6275 every little bit helps
"The boomers are full of lead, and the zoomers are full of microplastics"
Gen alpha will likely be both
Bro... somehow i missed 95% of these stories and this is insane. Literal doom porn. I feel like Im on the worst trip ever after watching.
Well, thanks for the update i guess. Hopefully my head will stop spinning one day.
Also, "America is basically three corporations in a trenchcoat" was a good one. Thanks for the laughs.
that's the problem, people pay no attention to what's really going on, to busy watching tic toc and Instagram and staying in there little political bubble if they even look at politics.
@@LANCEtheBOIL trust me my man, i spend absolutely no time on ticktok or insta, just gave up on doom scrolling years ago... so when i get hit with a video like this, it hits different. Broadly, however, i do agree with your sentiment.
Hahahaha
Every day for me, and I can see where it's headed.
"You may know me from WikiFeet"
She's not even kidding. Shoe's feet have a perfect 5 star rating on WikiFeet, along with the prime minister of New Zealand
Tf 😂💀
Sounds like she’s got presidential feet.
Never thought I’d say that…
Not gonna lie, I immediately went and checked.
@@snobbingas189 is it there before i go check myself?
@@snobbingas189 i checked. Thats insane
"Necromancer of Pigs" sounds like the hardest metal band to ever exist.
Beats Cannibal Corpse IMO.
Necrobacon
Alternate title for Robocop
"I'm not joking about the SSRIs, my piss alone could cure the depression of 5 grown ass adults"... I love this channel.
I can see this being true, not just a joke.
Considering her fan base I’m pretty sure it could cure a lot more then that with or without the SSRIs
I volunteer to test it
That joke was golden
@@carbonara2144 golden shower ROFL
"lord knows what the fuck happens this time"
*anxiously looking out the window for the nukes*
Remember kids, don't look at the blast or else you'll go blind.
A dam in Ukraine is being threatened right now, but there's a much bigger dam in China that people have been salivating over...
LOL that was *exactly* my first thought as well!
La Bussi hit me so hard i had to stop the video, actual tears in my eyes, I don't think I've laughed this much in years. Was begging my body to have mercy. 11/10
I consume a couple of hours of mostly depressing news almost every day. But Shoe still manages to find a couple levels of hell I wasn't even aware of every time.
If you got your “news” from TV, then you consumed a couple of hours of corporate sponsored propaganda.
Shrink your Amygdala bro.
Listen to No Agenda podcast 2 times a week. ITM
This whole series is going to be fun to go back and binge watch through with my kids in like 15-20 years to let them get the temperature of the world they were born in to.
Poor COVID babies
@@noahtravis8446 my kids did ok, weren't in school yet, we see home schooling even if they were though. I can count the amount of times my oldest had to put on a mask with one hand. We live out in the rural part of town where its not so insane
Hadda stop watching she is too funny and covering too much cringe-ee shenanigans!
I'll finish the vid later
@@Sophistry0001 This sounds like cope.
@@alphonsemaina8293 what does
47:53 can confirm. I spent a year in jail fighting charges on a crime I didn't commit only to be so broken by the end of it that I pled guilty so I could leave. The maximum sentence they could enforce was a year and it was in 2020. I didn't want to fight for another six months.
They broke me down by treating me like vermin.
In a weird way, this may have helped protect you against COVID. Unless it still got in through from the guards and passed around. 2020 was a lock-down year for most so you honestly didn't miss out on anything, even playgrounds were closed with chain-link fences put around them.
@@-._.-KRiS-._.- nah Covid was bad in prisons and especially county jails bc of how many people are going in and out. A Person w Covid-19 could get booked n now the whole pod is at risk and then guards and any new inmates are now at risk. It got so bad some counties set up policies to not take in nonviolent misdemeanor offenders. Coming from an individual who was a little delinquent shit during the pandemic
@@-._.-KRiS-._.-it didn’t prisons are far from sanitary
There was news about jails being covid hotspots at the time.
@@-._.-KRiS-._.-Yes because prison and COVID lockdowns are totally the same
IM REALLY impressed...this WHOLE video was made by AI?!? thats amazing! AI is truly the future. Im not sure it got Shoe's dimensions right, this one looks really weird, but one day it'll get her right
It keeps making her teeth look like tic tacs so hopefully they'll patch that soon.
The last segment is like ""From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved for strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is immortal."
Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
I was having a pretty okay day, but this made my day much worse. As it should be. Thank you Mother.
You scratch that itch
You know the one. That one where nuclear war is being casually discussed and no one is panicking, and you're like... simulation confirmed?
I had always wondered what it felt like living with this feeling througout the Cold War. What I definitely didn't want was to live with that feeling myself.
"cockroaches ain't got no titties". I swear, I may literally be dead now 🤣
I literally got so excited for another Hell World to drop! Last episode dropped when I ruptured my ACL in Feb and a few days later, ep 5 was out to cheer me up. One major surgery and hours upon hours of post op therapy at the gym later and the very next Hell World drops the weekend after I ran again for the first time. What a way to celebrate a milestone!
I'm a huge fan of this series, I'm someone who enjoys content from both sides of the aisle because I like to understand from how other people see things, not only from myself or those who agree with me because there are topics that are more about basic morality I think we all can agree on if we have any heart in our bodies so thank you for such great content!
Seriously, when the ending started, I was like "No way that was a full hour, felt like 5 minutes!"
Hoo boy, let's watch this immediately before RUclips slaps another age restriction on it. No, Google, you aren't getting my ID. Ever.
just remember: if you download the video, you can bypass the age restriction
Wait, you need to give your ID to watch age restricted videos now? Last time I checked you just had to tell them that your birthday is more than 18 years ago
@@shadowdragon3521 They implemented this for EU viewers about a year ago. The spin was that they had to implement it because of new regulations, but there were already legal opinions at the time saying that it was completely unnecessary to require physical ID in order to comply with said regulations. Edit for clarity: RUclips claimed they had to ask for physical ID in order to comply with new regulations, legal opinions at the time said they actually don't have to do that.
@@grmpf Literally 1984. This fact has suddenly made me pro-Brexit
@@shadowdragon3521 Ok, I shortened the whole thing a bit, it's for EU, EEA, Swiss and UK viewers. So yeah, sorry, Brexit does nothing for you here. Kind of like how it hasn't helped with literally anything else either.
Was feeling hopeful and positive about life recently, thanks Shoe0nHead for breaking myy spirit and dragging me kicking and screaming back into reality....
This series gives me despair by telling me what's going on outside the rock I live under, but it's offset by the joy I get from laughing at June's clownery. Thanks for the content!
hehe so now we can pay money to get our comments highlighted... xD
@@fosphor8920 thanks, capitalism!
I burst into tears of laughter when she said "You're Michael Mouse's strongest soldier" 🤣🤣
The thing about the forever plastics is that this has been a well known issue for like 40 years now and its actually problematic for blood research, since everyone alive is contaminated.
Please don't make me live in a line! I'm too claustrophobic to only travel two directions for the rest of my life.
they want the queen back so bad that they are researching necromancy 💀
Which is silly. Because she's not dead, she just shredded her human disguise and went back to the mothership.
These videos are the definition of laughing through the pain
At least half of these stories had me going "Oh yeah, that happened..." before I sunk deeper into despair.
Hey! I've been hearing about youtube plastering restriction buttons on videos for YEARS, but this is my first time experiencing it!
Thank you, shoe! Now I joined the on-lists club, finally!
if you think youre on a list for watching this idk what to tell you😅
What do you think "The Algorithm" is? An ouroborous list that knows to what you react.
I saw that Tucker Carlson segment live with my parents at the dinner table. I about lost my damn mind
Exploding milk porn
Damn
Worst part is that it wasn't even a trans woman, it was just a guy trying to make us look bad
I’ve seen that exact video. There are better.
@@isnitjustkit literally scraping the bottom of the barrel for that fake outrage
Living in America right now just feels so awkward. Seeing half the country mutilate itself in a corner while I just walk around it and continue on my attempt to live a normal life.
Thanks Shoe, my anxiety has been low lately and this video really brought it back up!
MAN how have I gone so long not knowing about Shoe? I love her.
You know, I've never agreed with someone I disagree with more
Shoe in a nutshell
Every Hell World episode gets sadder and more uncomfortable.
I am so happy in my little shell of comfort until I watch these.
First time I had to skip a segment because it got to dark for me.
Thank you Shoe for not sugar coating stuff and for making me laugh.
easily the most upsetting part of this whole hell-world is you breaking that perfectly viable pasta
You can still eat it. Cry ab it
@@ruofanyu6699 banned from italy
If she wants to come here in Italy I can carry the burden of forgive Her for Her sins
Believe it or not minus the Ripley's uhh I actually L cancelled my spaghetti from falling off of the table so you are correct. It is most viable.
@@mrsnezbit2219 that's on u then😔
Oh man the zombie pigs is literally the plot of Dead Rising. American scientists were developing zombie cattle to solve a food crisis and that's how the zombie outbreaks started.
The biggest disappointment is knowing that now that I've watched this I'll have to wait 6 months+ for another.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That’s why I watch hellworld on company time.
What's the difference between someone who comes up with an idea, secures the funds, secures the location, builds what they need to have their company and then hire employees...and someone who got hired to stock shelves or park cars? You being online while at work is why you make a dime instead of a dollar
@@bwestacado9643 lol imagine simping for the owning class
@@bwestacado9643 I like how you skipped the part where the employees do 99.99% percent of the non-accounting work after the company is set up
@@bwestacado9643 shut up cuck
@@Shoe0nHead common shoe0nhead W
14:51 Necromancers are just healers who refused to give up.
I swear, there are times when I'm watching June's crazy *Hell World* openings that I completely forget that neither she nor PostAmerica have anything to do with the band _Godspeed You! Black Emperor._ If you've ever heard the track "Dead Flag Blues", then yes, you understand that this is totally something they'd do. It'd probably run for an additional 11 minutes though.
Outstanding shit, Shoe. You make despairing over the utter dilapidation of modern society into an art form unto itself.
Edit: o w o
If GY!BE did it then we would have the same thing but in black and white
"Who the hell would own a body pillow of a real person?" SHOE I CANNOT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW IM REELING
When’s she starting to sell her own? 😂
She owns a Tucker Carlson body pillow lmao
Any time I hear Metaverse I'm more and more convinced the Zuck read Ready Player One and became completely obsessed.
He read snow crash
You know, having a front row seat to watch your descent into madness is really something.
I enjoy watching your content. Intelligent take on the mess we are in. Thank you for the interesting and entertaining material.
People often say "one bad apple" when talking about elements of the so-called justice system, but they forget that the full saying is "one bad apple spoils the whole barrel."
@@_Stormfather actually, it is a true saying. It takes only a day or two for a barrel full of apples to become contaminated and spoiled by the introduction of one moldy apple. You can't introduce an element of corruption and expect the whole to maintain its integrity if the corrupt element is not immediately rooted out.
@@_Stormfather name one institution that remained uncorrupted despite including a corrupt element. What I'm saying is definitionally correct.
@@_Stormfather what kind of "nuance" allows for an institution to be considered uncorrupted despite its constituent parts being corrupt? That sounds too convoluted to be rational or pragmatic.
Thanks for the little kitty cat at the end, I was thinking to myself about how joining a militia and spilling the blood of our corporate overlords actually sounds super stressful, but the kitty calmed me down.
Mommy liked my comment, as thanks for the liking of my comment, I will purchase one of your Shoe0nHead body pillows but ONLY for 66% of the original price
Boil your blood harder lol
Hi I'm totally not with the FBI but I'd like to give you these free guns and get you to join my discord to brainwa....I mean... Talk to you more about your feelings good buddy
@@whome9470 sorry, I’ve already been brainwashed by henta- I mean anime, no more room for extra corruption up in this sponge
Nice
Girl you nailed this. I am always so excited and you never fail to deliver. Thanks for putting so much into this!
Everyday I convince myself "you know, Cyberpunk 2077 was probably onto something..."
So basically we're in ALL of the Black Mirror episodes, Terminator, Psychopass, and have one foot in a Mad Max movie. Edit: With a side of Warhammer 40k: the early stages.
knowing our luck it'll be warhammer 40K but even cringier and without da orks.
Yep, except without any of the cool shit.
“So good luck with what ever it is” she says right before former leader of China Hu Jintao is disappeared at a live party meeting. Sounds like Cold War 2 electric Boogaloo might be around the corner
He was executed for rolling the worst joint ever.
"For too long humanity has existed," honestly it could have just ended there
My brother just passed and your videos have been a real blessing. Thanks for what you do!
i’m sorry for your loss, im glad my videos have helped a little! ♥️
@@Shoe0nHead ❤️
"Alexa, can grandma please finish reading 50 Shades of Gray for me?"
I didn’t want this to end. Even though so much of it is depressing af 😂
"Yeah we could, but should we?" Is what I wish the Boston scientists asked themselves before they made an 80% lethal version of covid.
I mean they got a government subsidy to do that research so it’s really the US government’s fault.
Oh I'm sure that will go into sho0's next video. I got into arguments on reddit about this with people - can you believe people were fervently defending scientists doing that? Their defense was for "gain of function" research - you know, just in case something like that *naturally* develops all on its own. Okay, I get doing gain of function research, but did nobody read The Stand? Has nobody watched Aliens? We're at the point that we're so worried about developing tools to defend against the next pandemic that we're somehow not also worried about creating the next one? (And don't get me started on the lab leak theories about COVID so it's probably that we already created the last one ourselves). We aren't doomed as a species due to any lack of intelligence - we have plenty of intelligence. We will die due to our own arrogance in believing that we will always retain 100% complete control over everything that we create.
tHe Us DoEsN't FuNd GaIn Of FuNcTiOn
"You know that super contagious manufactured virus that escaped a Chinese biolab? Let's make is 80% more deadly in an AMERICAN lab! What's the worst that could happen?"
That was done in mice when given at high doses. It is unlikely to be that deadly in people.
I'm glad you brought the Canada assistance in dying thing up shoe. That program is so bad in Canada specifically, like, all the other countries that also have this like I believe Belgium and New Zealand for example have various safeguards in place like only the head of the hospital can approve the procedure, doctors can't recommend it to the patient, that patient has to have explored all other medical alternatives, they have to be above a certain age, etc. Canada has like none of that and there are multiple reports of doctors pressuring patients into thinking about or doing it. The doctors themselves don't even have to be there, nurses can do the procedures on their own. Families don't have to be informed either.
Canadian hospitals are pushing patients towards death and it's one of the most sickening things I've ever seen.
Won't have to worry about poverty if you kill all the poor people.
This is the ultimate endpoint of strict utilitarianism, which is the underpinning of socialism. When society decides that the benefits you provide it no longer match the resources needed to keep you alive, it is not only permissible, but ethically mandated that society get rid of you so those resources can be reallocated to more useful people.
@𝘾𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙝 𝙈𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 there’s no such thing as free healthcare. And there’s no reason to think it’s better when it’s tied to your job. It’s worse and results in more deaths
Love the reference to "I have no mouth and I must scream"
"how is this funny, where is the racism?" I literally lol'd
When did llol become the new lol? 😅
Good to know i am not the only millennial one who don't get tiktok.
This started off as ‘woo new episode of the thing I like’ but within like the first minute it was just immediate spiralling terror. I cannot tell if I’m just desensitised to older episodes or if the planet has just gotten WAYYY worse
I have never been more called out by the truth, than when Shoe On Head said "good news for shoe on head fans"
fun fact pfas has been a problem in some areas for quite a while, when I was in middle school 6 years ago (in West Michigan) a footwear company was exposed with having a pfas dumping site, so a bunch of people in the area literally couldn't drink the water in the area, the middle school had to use office water dispensers as drinking fountains (which was actually nice because it didn't taste like metal and glue), it was as if Flint's influence was spreading all over the state.
Same deal here in North Carolina. Dupont basically had a huge settlement with state after the state found out that for most of their history they just dumped chemicals into ponds and stuff. Then when they told Dupont they had to clean it up they were like "uh yeah, about that." TLDR if you live in NC make sure your water is filtered.
"what are you doing, step shooter??" 🤣🤣🤣
God damn great job on this one!!! I mean they have all been great. But this one was a nice length as well. I don't want them to end even though it's giving me overwhelming sadness. Ahh the irony! You are so underrated shoe!!!
yes
@@dead-claudia Right 😂
I had to pause this every few minutes to scream. Excellent job, can't wait to see what horrors await us next time. Way to enter the spooky season with the inescapable real life terrors
11:47 "my milk is 23x more nutritious than cockroach milk" that is going in my conservative dating bio
Great work as always, Bug Man!
The tattoo thing weirds me out. There is a primitive primordial instinct in me that says you do not tamper with or disrespect the dead in any way. Even if they consent.
My biggest issue with the teacher with the "japanese exploding milk porn" jugs is that they're a shop teacher, and don't pull their hair back to demonstrate using power tools. Lol
Thank you
I've actually heard from some guy apparently from that school that the reason they're wearing those is to protest regulations within the school
@@digaddog6099 I mean, I'm all for protest. I'm just concerned about legit shop safety protocals. Wig or not, be an example so some kid doesn't get scalped using a radial armsaw 😅 The Mcup tits are the least of my worries.
Well it's nice to know that a millionaire is, in the most literal sense, a vampire.
The (until recently) head of my country's government now works for him.
On an unrelated note, this former head of government lost his job because he forged poll ratings in his favour right before election.
We aren't even a politically instable developing country, we rank 25th on the HDI, above France, Spain or Italy!
Still my favorite rapidly aging E-girl.
this is the first ever video on YT I came across that warns me of suicidal content and self-mutilation
Yeah, me too. Not sure why. Seems pretty benign to me.
These videos always give me a greater insight on shit thats going on that slips beneath the cracks. And for that, I am grateful.
I've been off of twitter for a few years and was not prepared for the full extend of how *intense* everything, especially in the US, has become. Oh god this is demoralizing. I don't think there's a point in planning a future for myself, I'm going to focus on taking care of loved ones and people in my community. I can't imagine how hard it must be to be enveloped in stories like this all day online 😔
@@whytho1690 Glad you agree; working well so far. Best to you and yours
This is my new favorite channel. Very nuanced, intelligent humor and acid comments. Loved it!
Shoe, don't get on the Clinton's list... please
"virtual children born in the metaverse"
literally the plot of serial experiments: Lain
Shoe, you are becoming an excellent satirist, and your skill at presentation and transitioning topics is really admirable. This is the best video you've made yet, and I'm excited to see this series continue in the future.
The one thing (to be excited about the future for) to rule them all... ish
Bold of you to assume there will be a future for videos to be in. I'm still waiting for flying cars.
You're not even joking, she's gotten so good at delivery! I wonder about her team; does she have writers? I'm pretty sure she has editors as well as the talented musicians and animators who contribute to these episodes, but the writing blew me away in this one, so much great satire here!
@@alantremonti1381 no writers or editors or anything. just a lot of time and edibles.
@@Shoe0nHead Been watching your content for years. Gets me through hard times.
How did you get Biden to be that coherent for the intro? I'm amazed
"Ayo your kids crying again." "Yeah, just switch it off."
Can't believe this episode was longer than my 50 mile commute to work.. Lol