I play electronic and listen through the headphones and I still worry about making too much of a noise. I don't chase anyone, if the right one comes along then so be it. And I drink tea during practice. While I play guitar, drums and bass, I'm definitely a bassist.
Honestly, this is me, lol. I love practicing, im a man who does not go back on the bro code and date an ex, but i WILL drink when i practice, i will be considerate of others when they tune, and i absolutely WILL NOT get an electronic kit unless its a electric/acoustic hybrid like the ddrum kits XD but yeah, love the content, man!!! Keep it up!
lmao. I use to help my band load their amps and gear and then id spend the rest of my time lugging all of my drum stuff solo. Stay non-humble fellow drummers. I felt that one in my soul.
I’m lucky to have a dad who’s also a doom metal musician, because after he retired from music, I got the drum kit from his band and usually got to play as I pleased
Forgive me for being a prick but Jared's got to stick to guitar I mean he's not bad at drums but as a drummer it's like dude come on you're not you just don't really have the chops you're a guitar player I don't know. I know I'm a jealous drummer to get aggravated when guitarists just sit down and play drums but seriously you're not an official drummer I mean you can play drums but well whatever if it's fun do it I guess you don't have to be perfect. It still makes a couple neurons in my brain twitch but bets on me not you. Still though stick the guitar videos I don't know if you're insulting me or embarrassing yourself. Then again if somebody responded to my comment with just a little bit of criticism it would Shatter Me into glass so there's that I mean you are human I'm just saying I'm sorry but I don't know I'm a 30-year-old drummer I should have well I'm 40 I've been playing for 30 years but I just get irritated when drummers aren't quite up to the pro level and they make videos come on dude you're ready guitar just leave the drums to the drummers for real you're a guitar player dude you trust me. I mean you can make drum videos but it's like you're not Jewish and you're telling Jewish jokes.
The day they tune their snare is the day we take our full revenge.
The snare is easy wait for the reso heads to be replaced
What if you play the drums and the guitar? And someone else too
sadly, tuning drums is mainly a tension thing. so of they have a drum dial and know ehat tension they're aiming for im afraid it wont be enough
Thats for drumdum private time. Alone.
Damn…that’s young Jared
hey
tbh it's perfect content for youtube shorts.
"Oh you're still tuning"? *aggresive amen break*
I love playing amen break to fuck with my band mates
“Oh you’re still tuning?” *starts playing buddy rich*
They say all those things, just super sarcastically.
The tuning one resonates with me so much 😂
Captioning a video featuring seven statements with "5 things a drummer would never say" is the most drummer thing ever.
According to my calculations, the actual number is 6.
The electric kit and the “wish there was a way to turn these down” could be interpreted as seperate statements, so yes there are actually 7.
The “no beer for me” is said constantly at my rehearsals. I don’t drink!
I missed these so much lol
I've always wanted to see these videos again
I play electronic and listen through the headphones and I still worry about making too much of a noise.
I don't chase anyone, if the right one comes along then so be it.
And I drink tea during practice.
While I play guitar, drums and bass, I'm definitely a bassist.
It's a joke making fun of stereotypes, man. You don't need to justify yourself to a RUclips Short or anyone
This is the single most relatable thing ever
“Oh your still tuning I’m so sorry” *Starts hammering the crashes
Honestly, this is me, lol. I love practicing, im a man who does not go back on the bro code and date an ex, but i WILL drink when i practice, i will be considerate of others when they tune, and i absolutely WILL NOT get an electronic kit unless its a electric/acoustic hybrid like the ddrum kits XD but yeah, love the content, man!!! Keep it up!
First episode went hard I am still watching the second one, if you go and make another one I’d be down to watch it!
They're a rare breed but my old drummer was like this
Shocking how accurate this is.
"What's with the mullet arms, Bro? It's all formal outside and rebel inside" or "You seen those 1st-person-perspective-only tats?"
I think every drummer I've played with checked all these boxes. lol
"I didn't realize I was rushing, I'm sorry."
I’m dying bro
This is painfully accurate 😂
I hate how accurate this is 😂
me with an electric kit
Dude so true, my old drummer was a lot like that
That last one tho 👀
"Oh...you already have a van!?"
Drummer here, the practice one was so relatable
Many would disagree with the electric part....very nice for places you can get kicked out of 😂
In the beginning i thought it was "now you've got something to die for" from Lamb of God
ive only played the drums once and i think i would say all of these things
“i need to practice more and stop making excuses” god damn dude
damn man that floor tom sounds badass, what heads do you have on it?
the last one was personal 💀
Lol, ive literally said all of those things. And I play drums more than any other instriment. XD
sounds like the drum intro to Demon Cleaner by Kyuss
lmao. I use to help my band load their amps and gear and then id spend the rest of my time lugging all of my drum stuff solo. Stay non-humble fellow drummers. I felt that one in my soul.
" I haven't dated any of your exes" as a Queen fan, this is really accurate, at least for Roger Taylor
If only I could always play as good as I do when the guitarist is tuning
about the beer thing, i could definitely see my roommate that is a dummer saying that if i asked him since he just doesn't drink 😂
I need a quieter kit, like an electric kit so I can practice when I want AND I was the anti-alcohol while rehearsing or playing live in the band
That first beat sounded like Skin Milk
yea they aren’t usually drunk but they are always stoned lol
And probably dunk too
As a drummer, yes.
I'm a rare specimen then
the 1st one never happens cause drummers always takes an eternity to set up the drumkit at a session
*Have an actually valid excuse for being late to a gig*
Ahhh my drummer brain can't handle the cringe😂😂
I’m drummer and guitarist I’ve said most of these things aside from the e kit (I hate e kits) and dating exes thing
You are so cool 🤘🇸🇪🤘
I have never dated one of my friends or bandmates exes. That would be weird. I know my friends and bandmates, I don't want to go where they've been.
So are WE supposed to HELP the guitarrist with his amp? After carrying double the weight and double the Stuff? YEAH SURE
Ive said all of these things. I must be a terrible drummer
😂
as a electric drummer (forced to because my parents dont want headaches lol, im 16 soooo) i found this hilarious
I’m lucky to have a dad who’s also a doom metal musician, because after he retired from music, I got the drum kit from his band and usually got to play as I pleased
I play bass soo no chicks here and good more beer for me 😂💯🤘😂
Hahahaha
Dude the drummer from my band in highschool was too cool, too good, and too rich to have dated any girls we dated.
I believe that was 7 things not 5
As a drummer. All are relatable except for the last one seeing as my band mates have dated women. I like men
Practice more but I keep making excuses hit me hard hahaha
Hm. This seems personal
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No, I don’t own a van and a PA.
Sorry but when did anyone ever give the drummer a hand to pack up!
he looks like 5 years younger here
That was 6
Oh no, I broke a head!
I only like Aquarian not Remo.
Dating the exes wouldn't be a problem if THEY exs weren't the ones in my dms.
Guitarists expect drummers to play 200bpm without warming up. Buy a tuner pedal ffs
Not all of them are true. 🤘
I'm ready to go to war over the clip on tuners at practice. Use a pedal! I'm not even the drummer, just saying.
Ummm that's more than 5??? Most drummers only count to 4?
Forgive me for being a prick but Jared's got to stick to guitar I mean he's not bad at drums but as a drummer it's like dude come on you're not you just don't really have the chops you're a guitar player I don't know. I know I'm a jealous drummer to get aggravated when guitarists just sit down and play drums but seriously you're not an official drummer I mean you can play drums but well whatever if it's fun do it I guess you don't have to be perfect. It still makes a couple neurons in my brain twitch but bets on me not you. Still though stick the guitar videos I don't know if you're insulting me or embarrassing yourself. Then again if somebody responded to my comment with just a little bit of criticism it would Shatter Me into glass so there's that I mean you are human I'm just saying I'm sorry but I don't know I'm a 30-year-old drummer I should have well I'm 40 I've been playing for 30 years but I just get irritated when drummers aren't quite up to the pro level and they make videos come on dude you're ready guitar just leave the drums to the drummers for real you're a guitar player dude you trust me. I mean you can make drum videos but it's like you're not Jewish and you're telling Jewish jokes.
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