Medieval 2: Total Crash

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024
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  • @jerrytheobnoxiousmouse.ser6161
    @jerrytheobnoxiousmouse.ser6161 6 лет назад +1215

    Every time I see that you have made a new video, I get genuinely hyped. I'm subscribed to over 150 youtubers and you are one of the 3 in the lot that I like that much.

    • @TheGamersX
      @TheGamersX 6 лет назад +10

      I see u are the type that actually subs to random people saying "sub to me pls" xd

    • @NicholasAsimov
      @NicholasAsimov 6 лет назад +55

      And the other two are 3kliksphilip and kliksphilip? ;)

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 6 лет назад +1

      I'm subscribed to 900 something, I'm always late here but I enjoy it every time.

    • @japester5927
      @japester5927 6 лет назад +1

      are the other two kliksphilip and 3kliksphilip?

    • @CANWEGETSUBSCRIBERSWITHN-nw1xu
      @CANWEGETSUBSCRIBERSWITHN-nw1xu 4 года назад

      why you lying your only subbed to 16 not 150 smh.

  • @1278wolf
    @1278wolf 6 лет назад +2213

    Its quite amazing how great your ability is to tell a compelling story despite the story itself refusing to be told

  • @canadianguy7291
    @canadianguy7291 5 лет назад +638

    He turned down every setting except turning off 4k

    • @grimsleeper5945
      @grimsleeper5945 4 года назад +37

      I had the same issue as Phillip, so turned the res down to 1080p and I never experienced a crash afterwards.

    • @devinarato69420
      @devinarato69420 4 года назад +2

      very fitting

    • @vorosbence
      @vorosbence 3 года назад +2

      It hurts.

  • @Grampa_Swood
    @Grampa_Swood 6 лет назад +2013

    The game is rigged against you, notice how France never crashed.

    • @tobz3229
      @tobz3229 6 лет назад +83

      They did actually crash when the dynasty broke apart :/

    • @Snoken849
      @Snoken849 6 лет назад +52

      "the thruth is:the game was rigged from the start.

    • @ardmore3785
      @ardmore3785 6 лет назад +1

      Grampa Swood @

    • @alexcorvuscazador5596
      @alexcorvuscazador5596 6 лет назад +5

      (clims to the top of the lucky 38)Fuck you Bennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I am gonna kick your ass you backsatbbing bitch

    • @Vlad-yy3le
      @Vlad-yy3le 6 лет назад

      England is just an introvert, stop blaming him

  • @bummerdrummer1649
    @bummerdrummer1649 6 лет назад +1017

    "I couldnt bribe wales and get them on my side"
    *sends level 0 diplomat*
    He probably went to their court and TOLD them to not accept

  • @Faruq-xn4gj
    @Faruq-xn4gj 6 лет назад +2122

    Poor Rufus being troll by unknown force he doesn't understand

    • @aukustirosnell2305
      @aukustirosnell2305 6 лет назад +146

      His victories might have not been saved ingame, but they were saved in our hearts.

    • @YES-ik4vo
      @YES-ik4vo 6 лет назад +2

      When you think about it; isn't that all of us?

    • @silvertrimhill9844
      @silvertrimhill9844 5 лет назад +1

      *JUST AS PLANNED NEHEHEHEHE*

    • @tvnetworks6610
      @tvnetworks6610 4 года назад

      "The beginning is the end, and the end is the beginning."

    • @ahmadgaleev8891
      @ahmadgaleev8891 4 года назад +2

      In parallel universes, he is been praised for his bravery and cunning. But only the fragments can be remembered, as if it was a vivid dreams. A dreams where he proven everyone that, he is a worthy to be the king of England.

  • @dictatorinperpetuity
    @dictatorinperpetuity 6 лет назад +308

    Lol all you had to do was turn you resolution down to 1080p or 720p

    • @Pirata796
      @Pirata796 4 года назад +22

      I read that as a Big Smoke voice 😂😂😂😂

    • @Official2Shitty
      @Official2Shitty 3 года назад

      @@Pirata796 nice

  • @Sysel.
    @Sysel. 6 лет назад +1322

    He must be really badass, when he ploughed through them like butter through a hot knife...

    • @gjbee1284
      @gjbee1284 6 лет назад +22

      He could do A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y ! ! !

    • @captainassblast975
      @captainassblast975 6 лет назад +2

      Absolute madlad

    • @erenerguvan1388
      @erenerguvan1388 6 лет назад

      I was casually watching the vid when i decided to look at the comments i saw this comment and started reading it at the exact same time as the vid im absolutely gobsmacked.

    • @erenerguvan1388
      @erenerguvan1388 6 лет назад +4

      It was perfect synchronization. Idk why but that was the most satisfying thing in existence. It made me happier then probably should have xd

    • @Kinoksis
      @Kinoksis 6 лет назад

      You could say he *CRASHED* through them!

  • @Sl0bkPL
    @Sl0bkPL 5 лет назад +241

    Its the screen resolution that causes the crash. Change it manually in the config file instead of doing it in the game. And don’t put it on 4K lol this is a 2006 game lads. Happens on windows 10 mostly.

    • @golling3334
      @golling3334 4 года назад +3

      I play at 1440p and it doesn't give me trouble.

    • @nyuszicsib
      @nyuszicsib 4 года назад +32

      @@golling3334 1440p is still not 4K.

    • @Aragon1500
      @Aragon1500 4 года назад +8

      I settle for 1080p its an old game It's gonna look bad even in 4k

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 4 года назад +6

      @@Aragon1500 Yeah, exactly! I mean I modded this game to the moon and back and NEVER seen it crash. I did use the "high" settings of the time ofcourse.

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 4 года назад +1

      @hi there I don't think I ever had a crash though.

  • @dt35591
    @dt35591 6 лет назад +205

    "Then I set my sights on England... starting with Wales."
    cheeky little sod

  • @ethantemple506
    @ethantemple506 6 лет назад +284

    14:53: the length of the video
    1453: the Fall Of Constantinople and end of Medieval Age.
    Coincidence? I THINK NOT

    • @TheCabbageMan
      @TheCabbageMan 5 лет назад +7

      *DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES*

    • @jonaskebab8090
      @jonaskebab8090 4 года назад +4

      So you’re saying this video caused the fall of Constantinople all those years ago?

    • @providedyeti1518
      @providedyeti1518 4 года назад +2

      Jonas Kebab no u fucking brainlett

    • @ignacejespers8201
      @ignacejespers8201 4 года назад +5

      Also 1453: Battle of Castillon and French victory resulting in the end of the 100 Years War

  • @otterno.1128
    @otterno.1128 6 лет назад +194

    Best total war game by far, especially since it still has an active online community after over 10 years.
    It’s never crashed for me in my over 1000 hours of play.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 6 лет назад +34

      It only ever crashed when using mods. And agreed, no game since came close. Especially on the battlemap.
      There have been times when the AI genuinely outplayed me, and that is fucking amazing.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 6 лет назад +9

      +Drinker_Of_Milk Medi 3needs a new engine, with proper unit collision and properly scripted AI. Their Evolutionary algorithmic AI disnt work since Empire.

    • @EFC4L1F3
      @EFC4L1F3 6 лет назад +11

      Nah, nothing mods couldn't fix. We NEED Medieval 3.

    • @providedyeti1518
      @providedyeti1518 4 года назад +5

      NewBenCity he was using 4K resoulution

    • @ddd-sx7pw
      @ddd-sx7pw 4 года назад +5

      It was crashing because he was playing in 4k

  • @Rynewulf
    @Rynewulf 6 лет назад +575

    My solution for the crashing in Rome 1 and Medieval 2: get the Steam versions. I've never had crashes on either, but the original disk versions seem temperamental in comparison. They've done a lot of updating and bug fixing on the digital re-releases in the last few years. EDIT: I've now seen the reference to Steam in the description..... you really are cursed for Total War crashes aren't you? How the hell are you going to get through Empire? (And the rest sure, but Empire is still notoriously buggy and crashy, even with the fixes. ANd people thought Rome 2 was bad..)

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 6 лет назад +91

      You don't even have to buy it again just put the CD key into steam.

    • @tyrannicfool2503
      @tyrannicfool2503 6 лет назад +6

      Does rome 1 chrash a lot normally? I had the disc as a kid and could play just find

    • @thearmoredidiot4828
      @thearmoredidiot4828 6 лет назад

      Ah, this was confusing to me, only having played those and having a lackluster PC. Must be it

    • @ksay47
      @ksay47 6 лет назад +10

      he will go through empire in 3 turns. france has only one province :)

    • @areebjamal9160
      @areebjamal9160 6 лет назад +6

      I had the gold edition of the retail CD which included all the DLC and it very rarely crashed, never updated after install too.

  • @AdhocHoopla
    @AdhocHoopla 6 лет назад +64

    "It appeared I would have to rethink my negotiation strategy." "WE SHALL SLAUGHTER THEM MY LORD!"

    • @gamerproductions195
      @gamerproductions195 Год назад

      That actually made me laugh so much. The comedic timing is so perfect and the complete silence just before he says *WE SHALL SLAUGHTER THEM MY LORD*. He has a natural talent for naturally being funny

  • @NavJack27gaming
    @NavJack27gaming 6 лет назад +266

    You did it. This is a perfect video!

  • @Peterscraps
    @Peterscraps 6 лет назад +96

    I don't play this game but this was actually a really interesting story. Keep it up mate.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 года назад +6

      What's this, a TF2ber having interest in other games? UNACCEPTABLE!

    • @maneatingspam9069
      @maneatingspam9069 4 года назад +6

      You always appear in strange places but I respect it

  • @LawkzBro
    @LawkzBro 6 лет назад +805

    how much is a baguette in meters?

  • @Okoii
    @Okoii 5 лет назад +32

    The way he pronounced "Rheims" absolutely destroyed me. Holy shit subscribed.

  • @Flow86767
    @Flow86767 6 лет назад +183

    French bribed the game so that it would crash.

    • @rentabullet4048
      @rentabullet4048 6 лет назад +2

      Tutoi 3 are u hungry

    • @nefarian930
      @nefarian930 6 лет назад +5

      Fichtre, nous sommes à découvert!

    • @enterwind97
      @enterwind97 6 лет назад

      It didn't help them though. But you may be on to something there with Roberts execution...

    • @Itchy__
      @Itchy__ 6 лет назад

      zut alors!

    • @AD-ge2ro
      @AD-ge2ro 6 лет назад

      On est foutus

  • @Gibs-legacy
    @Gibs-legacy 6 лет назад +35

    "I set my sights on England, starting with Wales."
    reported

  • @Moselae
    @Moselae 6 лет назад +197

    I play on high settings and never got the high settings crash. I think the game might be crashing because you were playing on 4K.

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад +5

      probally ram allocation

    • @maxmagnus777
      @maxmagnus777 5 лет назад +1

      + recording at the same time ?!

    • @scages101
      @scages101 5 лет назад +7

      LemonatedOrange it’s because he is recording the game doesn’t like that

    • @Jofoyo
      @Jofoyo 5 лет назад +2

      Potentially his up to date AMD hardware and operating system as well.

    • @Mandoon
      @Mandoon 5 лет назад +20

      No it's because he's weird and buys the disc version. I bought it on steam, never had a problem.

  • @sc0p0art
    @sc0p0art 6 лет назад +7

    Came into this video hoping for one of my new favourite YT series. Didn't expect cinematic close ups, black and white waves crashing against a plastic casing and least of all some profound poetry. You are incredible Philip. Thanks for making my morning with this gem of a video. So fucking entertaining, 10/10.

  • @Midaspl
    @Midaspl 6 лет назад +285

    Try invading France in Shogun Total War!

    • @dydlus
      @dydlus 6 лет назад +20

      Try doing that in Total War: Warhammer!

    • @carl-os4603
      @carl-os4603 6 лет назад +34

      Try invade France in GTA

    • @carl-os4603
      @carl-os4603 6 лет назад +5

      invading*

    • @Jim-fi4dc
      @Jim-fi4dc 6 лет назад +1

      @@carl-os4603 lol

    • @IvanGheneral
      @IvanGheneral 6 лет назад +8

      try invading france irl

  • @Qwerasd
    @Qwerasd 6 лет назад +22

    That end card effect was way too convincing. You even had the staggered appearances.

  • @presidentforlife1732
    @presidentforlife1732 6 лет назад +162

    Cmon dude, how can i comfortably watch the video, when the video length keeps reminding me of the fall of Rome?

    •  6 лет назад +18

      Everything I needed to learn about Islam I learned in 1453

    • @hiukas.
      @hiukas. 6 лет назад +15

      Press F to pay respect to the glorious empire

    • @viis.6272
      @viis.6272 5 лет назад +1

      @@hiukas. F

    • @chefsjef2023
      @chefsjef2023 5 лет назад

      @@hiukas. F

    • @destdest9858
      @destdest9858 5 лет назад

      Hiukas F

  • @jasonyang5413
    @jasonyang5413 6 лет назад +187

    if youve already won a battle but it crashes and denies you, use the console to force an autoresolve win. the game cheated you so its perfectly fine to do that in return
    unfortunately though medieval 2 is the last game with a useful console...
    i feel really sorry for you for having to deal with this whole issue with crashing

    • @andrew-paulclements1502
      @andrew-paulclements1502 6 лет назад +32

      I'm super baffled by it, like I never had crashing problems with it. Even with my Broken, cracked piece of scrap pc. I wonder if its a problem in the copy of the game he has.

    • @groherzogtummapping867
      @groherzogtummapping867 5 лет назад +4

      @@andrew-paulclements1502 Or maybe the os. I never have crashes on Windows 7 but they do happen sporadicly on Win10.

    • @Thor.Jorgensen
      @Thor.Jorgensen 5 лет назад +2

      Or... You can use Large Address Aware and you won't get that many crashes if you're on a 64-bit system.
      Here www.techpowerup.com/forums/threads/large-address-aware.112556/

    • @praetorian9823
      @praetorian9823 5 лет назад +1

      @@andrew-paulclements1502 You know what's funny? My Laptop can barely handle RTW with a 40 unit cap... 40! I turned around and played Medieval 2 for the first time, rather regretting it at first as the graphics were drastically better and the units twice as big in scale...
      Medieval 2 runs perfectly... And I've only gotten Phillip's game crashing once...
      I'm so confused with my Laptop

    • @andrew-paulclements1502
      @andrew-paulclements1502 5 лет назад

      @@praetorian9823 exact same with me, I play the Campaign and its laggy af on low setting with small units, but Medieval 2 runs like butter in the summer om the highest graphic setting and max unit cap

  • @theastrogamer710
    @theastrogamer710 6 лет назад +369

    I would love te see him play this game with ARTILLERY ONLY!

    • @bobolobo9487
      @bobolobo9487 6 лет назад +11

      Moar soft attack MORE

    • @vlad-tq1nh
      @vlad-tq1nh 6 лет назад +10

      why am i not surprised ISP is leaking into here aswell

    • @bobolobo9487
      @bobolobo9487 6 лет назад +5

      isp is everywhere

    • @lancer227
      @lancer227 6 лет назад +30

      BANNERLORD WHEN

    • @РусланАляутдинов-ь8э
      @РусланАляутдинов-ь8э 6 лет назад +22

      As Drew has said: we must get someone from outside the community to do the artillery only challenge in order to solidify the meme

  • @Saiga12308
    @Saiga12308 6 лет назад +16

    6:06 At the end of this poem about bad graphics, I expected him to say the low settings look a bit gay.

  • @danm5266
    @danm5266 6 лет назад +124

    huh
    200hrs and i have never had a crash

  • @herogamer555
    @herogamer555 6 лет назад +17

    "Decimated at least 10 times over." Oh you clever rascal.

  • @noaccount4
    @noaccount4 6 лет назад +127

    Good Lord, your voice is delicious to my ears. It is DECADENT in its luxurious cadence

    • @bornesone
      @bornesone 6 лет назад

      ...decadent? U no use that right

    • @noaccount4
      @noaccount4 6 лет назад +3

      Decadent - Gratuitously self-indulgent, to a degree which is morally questionable. You must both be confused with some other word, because this shit is Morgan Freeman-David Attenborough tier of heavyweight spicy voices

    • @noaccount4
      @noaccount4 6 лет назад +5

      Come now lad, that's not how the English language works. When a word has multiple meanings, there is no primacy of meaning, the sequence the meaning is placed in a dictionary is entirely clerical. When you read or listen to English, you will find that many words have multiple meanings, and to determine which meaning is used you must look at the context.
      For example, 'fair.'
      Fair enough.
      That's a fair shout.
      I'll see you at the fair.
      He won fair and square.
      All's fair in love and war.
      We've caught a fair wind.
      We set forth for the fair isle.
      Lady Guinevere has fair hair.
      The rule of Emperor Caesar is fair.
      The golf ball made it a fair way across.
      The youtuber argues their content is fair use.
      In each instance the meaning of 'fair' is different, but you intuit or understand which meaning is being used based off of the context in each sentence. You have to ignore the other meanings of 'fair' and apply the meaning, or meanings, which are actually being applied. Purposely applying the wrong meaning out of a misguided belief in a non-existent primacy of meanings is rather silly, and tends to result in an immediate decline of the English language :]
      Regarding decadent, it *is* an adjective (which is a descriptive word, used to describe nouns, nouns being objects or people). It can also be used as a noun, but its usage as a noun is considerably more uncommon than its usage as an adjective, both in written and spoken form! This would no doubt explain why the majority of people understood this horrendous ill-humoured praise immediately, while those working solely on misinterpreted dictionaries were presented with some difficulties.
      From the context - it should be clear I am not accusing 2kiksphilip of causing the moral decline of Great Britain. I am complimenting the tantalizingly delightful radio voice they possess; which is to my ears as butter is to my pancakes, as jam is to my toast, as honey is to my tea and as gravy is to my lamb.
      For these reasons it is more appropriate to use the latter adjective meaning, than the former, with the caveat that reckless self-indulgence does tend to spur moral decline ;]
      Wishing you a tremendously splendid day,
      This tedious lesson in grammar has been brought to you by procrastination under the rainy fair skies of decadent England.

    • @noaccount4
      @noaccount4 6 лет назад +6

      y u hev 2 be mad
      is only youtube comments :[

  • @LoopCoat
    @LoopCoat 6 лет назад +5

    This might get glossed over, but i strongly believe this is your best series Philip. If it suits you, please keep doing them

  • @RagingBlast2Fan
    @RagingBlast2Fan 6 лет назад +8

    I was originally introduced to your channel through your earlier TW videos, as I'm a longtime player. Then I continued to watch your other content, and eventually started getting into CS GO because of you. Really interesting stuff, I'm really glad you made these videos. Please continue up all the way to thrones of Britannia! It will be quite the journey.

  • @k9521__
    @k9521__ 6 лет назад +2

    This is seriously one of the best things on RUclips. I would say yt red worthy but then I couldn't see it lol. Keep up the amazing work!

    • @k9521__
      @k9521__ 6 лет назад

      @@2kliksphilip bcs I would have to pay 4 it and my Google play money is on a separate account. I can't believe I actually replied that's awesome

  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler 6 лет назад +494

    I was not first

  • @jcb5782
    @jcb5782 5 лет назад +8

    “It appears I’ll have to rethink my negotiation strategy” “We shall slaughter then my lord!”

  • @Peasant_of_Pontus
    @Peasant_of_Pontus 6 лет назад +173

    How did you manage to make Medieval 2 so unstable? I play it to this day and I doesn't really crash for me.

    • @TheFatClone
      @TheFatClone 6 лет назад +50

      I'm so confused as well I play it on a laptop and while I have armys clash in there thousands and my frame rate drop to trash levels it never crashes. Ever

    • @heartshaped.
      @heartshaped. 6 лет назад +20

      He’s using an original retail copy, not the steam version.

    • @Tallborn5
      @Tallborn5 6 лет назад +39

      The original retail copy is not the problem. Using the 4k mod definatly fucked his game though.

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 6 лет назад +4

      windows 10.
      He's using steam btw

  • @bensonapi3220
    @bensonapi3220 6 лет назад +9

    Hmm, I've played both the retail version and the steam one. It has never ever crashed. I see so many people having trouble with this game and I'm astounded/confused by how badly the game runs for them.

  • @PoptartGang98
    @PoptartGang98 6 лет назад +16

    Your bad graphics poetry was the best part of the video. I've been loving your total war series keep it up Philip!

    • @burningicecube2486
      @burningicecube2486 6 лет назад +1

      The sad part is that not all of YT was in Baguette distance becuz more wouldhave heard

  • @guardingdark2860
    @guardingdark2860 5 лет назад +4

    Your Prince fought quite well, but sadly, the fabric of space-time itself was so bent by the sheer amount of cheese in France that all of his victories were erased from memory, leaving him remembered only as Rufus the Doofus forevermore.

  • @spikykitten3502
    @spikykitten3502 6 лет назад +43

    Hey, I see you have trouble with M2TW.
    It would always crash after siege battles for me too.
    Problem: Fatal Graphics error/ Crash to Desktop
    32bit game uses only 2GBs of ram.
    Solution: Software that allows allocation of 4GBs. (Large Address Aware)
    I hope this helps!

    • @patrickfitzgibbon4878
      @patrickfitzgibbon4878 6 лет назад +5

      Mine just crashed on all battles and that software saved my campaign

    • @spikykitten3502
      @spikykitten3502 6 лет назад +2

      It took me like five years to even find a post mentioning it, but for anyone with a system >8GBs it's a godsend

    • @TheCatOfWarCSGO
      @TheCatOfWarCSGO 6 лет назад

      But 32 bit software allows 4GB of RAM allocation by default

    • @thepi4587
      @thepi4587 6 лет назад +2

      No, they only use 2GB by default so they don't eat up the entire address space on a 32-bit OS and crash the whole thing.

    • @spikykitten3502
      @spikykitten3502 6 лет назад +14

      32bit OS allows 4GBs of RAM to be installed, but actual installed software is disallowed from using the full amount for obvious reasons, and is limited to 2GBs.
      blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/tom/2008/04/10/chat-question-memory-limits-for-32-bit-and-64-bit-processes/
      The issue with M2:TW is the RAM usage after a battle, while loading to campaign map. This will often occur on high res settings, but is possible even on 1080p.
      The game believes that since the necessary RAM cannot be allocated, the only choice is CTD.
      www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?394131-Crashes-right-after-battle

  • @triplebluecakes3782
    @triplebluecakes3782 6 лет назад +5

    "horsemen pushed through in an epic charge" This broke me.

  • @odnaZCS
    @odnaZCS 6 лет назад +143

    just play the steam version, never crashes

    • @TheCatOfWarCSGO
      @TheCatOfWarCSGO 6 лет назад +18

      but he was playing the steam version

    • @Adventurer32
      @Adventurer32 6 лет назад +51

      I play the steam version and it almost never crashes.

    • @ChrisPBacon-qi4wv
      @ChrisPBacon-qi4wv 6 лет назад +7

      Zando read the description

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 6 лет назад +2

      Zando and 44 others are fucking morons that ignored BASIC FUCKING REALITY THAT THEY'RE WRONG

    • @matthewpinny4997
      @matthewpinny4997 6 лет назад +18

      Naa I swear his PC is cursed. He was having similar issues with Rome 1. I and tons of people only have problems when we mode the shit out of the game.

  • @TKR001
    @TKR001 6 лет назад

    Honestly, this is your best non CSGO related video. Really enjoyed what you made out of the footage even tho the game crashed many times. Talking about the characters achievements and what a victory/loss meant for them was really awesome! Keep up this great work.

  • @Dinoman9877
    @Dinoman9877 6 лет назад +93

    I play on the lowest settings in Medieval 2 and they don’t look nearly that pixelated. And I dunno how you keep crashing. It’s so rare nowadays for Medieval 2.

    • @Ettan1112
      @Ettan1112 6 лет назад +26

      Keep in mind he plays on 4k aswell

    • @DerpedCrusader
      @DerpedCrusader 6 лет назад +127

      I'm pretty sure he just lowered the resolution artificially in editing, just for the "drama"

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 6 лет назад +44

      Pretty sure he overpixelated the "low" settings on purpose.

    • @Toby704
      @Toby704 6 лет назад +26

      /r/wooooosh

    • @Da_maul
      @Da_maul 6 лет назад +6

      He's using the disk version which may not be the most up to date in terms of patches

  • @Tommoslasguitaros
    @Tommoslasguitaros 6 лет назад

    Thanks for doing this series Philip, it means a lot to me that there are other people who love these games so much. I probably played MTW 2 most of all of them. Even all the error messages were rather nostalgic to me hahaha nothing more soulcrushing than winning a heroic victory only to be denied by a crash!

  • @emilechampion-osselin3816
    @emilechampion-osselin3816 6 лет назад +5

    This is possibly my favourite video you've ever made

  • @neurotic3015
    @neurotic3015 4 года назад +2

    “Like Butter through a hot knife.”
    He’s a little confused, but he’s got spirit.

  • @VolatileDave
    @VolatileDave 6 лет назад +8

    wish these were like an hour long

  • @WekBenHelix
    @WekBenHelix 2 года назад +1

    As a Frenchie, I appreciate your agreement that the interplay between England and France is the deciding factor for which Total War games are the most fun.

  • @StevenBe
    @StevenBe 6 лет назад +43

    Lmao was that music syncing with the checkboxes accidental at 6:01 ?

    • @firad2526
      @firad2526 6 лет назад +1

      Also i think "gay" was rrplaced with bad at the end.

    • @keisorestis6487
      @keisorestis6487 6 лет назад +1

      nothing is accidental in a 3/2/kliksphilip video

  • @LEGATVS
    @LEGATVS 3 года назад +1

    I wish you uploaded Total War videos again, they are some of the best content you've produced ever. Please, if you play on the disk versions, consider buying the games of Steam, I've never experienced any regular crashes on any of the Steam versions of the games. Thank you :].

  • @SuperThatguylol
    @SuperThatguylol 5 лет назад +4

    Watch this in 144p, Its like 2003 all over again.

  • @Gab3769
    @Gab3769 5 лет назад +7

    I have no problem running Medieval II, it never crashes
    Warhammer II on the other hand...

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 5 лет назад

      This 4k resolution looks like it doesnt belong here

  • @T0nitigeR
    @T0nitigeR 6 лет назад +3

    Well, when I tried playing older games, it sometimes worked better for me (means with no or less crashes) when I used a resolution that was not from the future from the point of view of the games release date

  • @grjeoggoe
    @grjeoggoe 6 лет назад

    Lovely video. I've also had so many great adventures with the total war series especially medieval 2, btw i loved how you turned all the crashes you experienced into a part of the story, great video

  • @Hollycalvey
    @Hollycalvey 6 лет назад +14

    Is that the same man with the pixelated face that was in the Top Gear Polar Special?

    • @yaboishooty5552
      @yaboishooty5552 6 лет назад +3

      No, but it was his great great grandfather, turns out blurry face is a genetic disorder.

  • @Kureiji-Desu
    @Kureiji-Desu 6 лет назад

    i truly appreciate your extreme patience throughout all of these crashes

  • @Cyrillic_108
    @Cyrillic_108 6 лет назад +9

    "Like butter through a hot knife" 😂

  • @Howler452
    @Howler452 6 лет назад

    This is gold. I booted up Medieval 2 on Steam after having not played it in almost a year because of your video.

  • @drschwandi3687
    @drschwandi3687 6 лет назад +6

    Random comment to support these types of videos

  • @GabrielMariMan
    @GabrielMariMan 6 лет назад

    Another amazing video. The wait for these is always worth it!

  • @NutchapolSal
    @NutchapolSal 6 лет назад +4

    5:31 when you got bamboozled by the fake end screen and click away

  • @RoxioGamingHD
    @RoxioGamingHD 6 лет назад

    I love how you actually put the little pins for the fake end of the video. I actually had to recheck the video length.

  • @NoahW
    @NoahW 6 лет назад +4

    Now I could focus on uniting England
    *So let’s go for Wales*

  • @Nate_the_Nobody
    @Nate_the_Nobody 6 лет назад

    You're the only channel I'll watch every video even if I give exactly zero fucks about the game the video is about

  • @Invicti_
    @Invicti_ 5 лет назад +5

    3:40 that is in Flanders, Belgium...

  • @sanataissick
    @sanataissick 6 лет назад

    You make so good videos it's not even fair for other creators. I subbed immidiately after seeing one video. Awesome job! Cant wait for more Total War series

  • @joshwalsh7052
    @joshwalsh7052 6 лет назад +16

    fortnite vs csgo i love you philip lol 5:00

  • @tttc
    @tttc 6 лет назад +1

    This is one of my favourite games of all time. I've spent thousands of hours in it.
    The game crashes sometimes after battles (and sometimes after end turn), but that's like after 1 of 50 battles. Nowhere near as often as it appears to crash for you.

  • @33_Pebbles
    @33_Pebbles 5 лет назад +3

    "the brown mile" poor rufus.. xD

  • @blogblock
    @blogblock 6 лет назад

    I love the rhymes and twists, this is really well put together! I would love to see more

  • @davidguy6343
    @davidguy6343 6 лет назад +3

    I would have to rethink my negotiation strategy
    “We shall slaughter them!”

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 4 года назад

    This is the equivalent of reading an engaging book that keeps closing itself abruptly, and the reader has to manually get back to the page and paragraph he was was on since he didn't have time to put in a bookmark, and when he finally does, the cycle repeats minutes later.

  • @santiagoberges5643
    @santiagoberges5643 6 лет назад +10

    Neither Rome or Medieval 2 had ever crashed on my pc, I think it is your OS fault.... anyway just move to Rome II and defeat france or at least the gallic factions which are quite a few.

    • @every116
      @every116 6 лет назад +3

      What about Empire and Napoleon?

    • @kantina4765
      @kantina4765 6 лет назад

      every116 People actually play those ones??

    • @jean-naymar602
      @jean-naymar602 6 лет назад

      Of course, they're both really good

    • @santiagoberges5643
      @santiagoberges5643 6 лет назад

      Yes, you're right. I forgot those since I haven't played them and I hope he doesn´t have crashes or issues. It will take a while for him to reach Rome II because it's the latest game but still I'm expecting to see it soon.

    • @ChestOfDoom
      @ChestOfDoom 6 лет назад +1

      What is this ''Rome 2'' you speak of? making it sound like there was a sequal to the excellent Rome 1, no way they'd make a sequal that just shits on the original, never, doesnt exist

  • @DunkeysLongLostSon
    @DunkeysLongLostSon 6 лет назад

    I could never get into the Total War series as much as I wanted to. Thanks for making this series of awesome videos so I can experience the crashing glory that is Total War! The ending to this one got me grinning for 10 seconds straight 'cause I knew it was coming and it was so good.
    May France get squashed like the frogs they eat!

  • @jasondevon481
    @jasondevon481 5 лет назад +4

    I played this game to death and never got many crashes.

  • @randyflores9723
    @randyflores9723 6 лет назад

    Yo you made this so much fun with the little script. William and Rufus are an inspiration to us all!

  • @danm5266
    @danm5266 6 лет назад +6

    RIP barbarian invasion

  • @MortSalazar
    @MortSalazar 6 лет назад

    That's one way to make strategy game entertaining to watch, nice job dude.

  • @genericslavdude2919
    @genericslavdude2919 6 лет назад +6

    6:23 you had the perfect opportunity to say “gay”

  • @chilllaxton5848
    @chilllaxton5848 6 лет назад

    wow this made me laugh so hard. since i have it on steam it never crashes, but all the sarcasm at the end was killing me. good job mate

  • @RamRam.720
    @RamRam.720 6 лет назад +3

    A length of 14:53, i cant even be mad

  • @MRayner59
    @MRayner59 6 лет назад

    Brilliant presentation and highly entertaining. Also, you have the most absolutely perfect voice for this.

  • @olbradley
    @olbradley 6 лет назад +2

    F in the chat for Rufus

  • @CaptainSweatpants90
    @CaptainSweatpants90 5 лет назад +2

    "I set my sight to England, starting with Wales"
    Wales is officially part of England, confirmed by an English person.

  • @minecraftian805
    @minecraftian805 6 лет назад +9

    A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y

  • @Harvles93
    @Harvles93 6 лет назад

    This was so well made.
    You are getting extremely good at this editing business. Im surprised you still havent hired an editor.
    The fake ending totally had me, I had to check, I was like "Is that 15 minutes gone already???" lol.
    Well played Philip.

  • @Kacpa2
    @Kacpa2 6 лет назад +8

    Stop playing it on Windows 10.....Windows 7 would fix the crashes for you.....It's Microsoft's fault! xd

  • @matthewarant377
    @matthewarant377 4 года назад +2

    I love total war. This brings back so many memories.

  • @mehiskortel6435
    @mehiskortel6435 6 лет назад +4

    artillery only

  • @BicBoi1984
    @BicBoi1984 6 лет назад +1

    My first and favorite game in the series! Thank you 3klik

  • @soolop9000
    @soolop9000 6 лет назад +7

    Do artillery only

  • @patrickworthington3900
    @patrickworthington3900 6 лет назад

    A series of mount and blade warband with this editing style would make me tear up with happiness

  • @AtomicSpeedFT
    @AtomicSpeedFT 6 лет назад

    So happy you’re continuing this :)

  • @TheRagingStorm98
    @TheRagingStorm98 6 лет назад

    That last moment with poor rufus. I remember in a massive battle between byzantine and venician soldiers crusade expansion.
    One of my generals units was down to himself and another of the enemy only had himself left both of them bloodied from a long battle both had claimed many lives through their skill in arms.
    My general charged through the field as the enemy done the same when they met all hell broke loose as they battled the tide had been turned the battle was in its ending stages and fully isolated from any friendly or enemy unit they fought on and on in the end my general was the Victor slaying the exhausted enemy leader and with that the battle had concluded.
    My most epic total war moment

  • @stephanie5936
    @stephanie5936 6 лет назад

    Another awesome video to add to my new favourite RUclips series

  • @SamuelHallEngland
    @SamuelHallEngland 6 лет назад

    This reminded me of some hilarious situations playing Medieval 2 as a kid over 10 years ago. Both times playing as England in campaign vs France. The first time I had a 2 unit reinforcement army ambushed by the enemy French King with roughly 20 units. Luckily I had time to deploy my 2 yeoman archers. Both units planted stakes in the ground, and the French King charged ahead of all of his forces head first onto the stakes, killing himself immediately. I proceeded to use fire arrows and routed the entire army. I lost only a handful of archers and all of the enemy units ran away with the enemy King dying. The second time this happened with 2 trebuchets, whereby a potshot killed the enemy French general, once again routing the entire enemy army, this time losing no soldiers at all. Awesome game. Make sure to put the graphics setting on very low though!

  • @exofps8385
    @exofps8385 4 года назад +1

    Why did you stop this series it was really great plz come back to it:(

  • @MJFAN666
    @MJFAN666 6 лет назад

    I love this type of story based overview of campaigns!!! MOAR!!!