Fish Biologist reacts to "Megalodon Existence Proved"

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @kelvinferreira3767
    @kelvinferreira3767 3 года назад +819

    I just love how they think the megalodon is just the size of an entire beach, unless saying something closer to a basking shark is more convenient for their argument.

    • @Arsontapir
      @Arsontapir 2 года назад +13

      They ignore the basking shark and just say great white shark so they can disprove it.

  • @victorianmagnet9308
    @victorianmagnet9308 3 года назад +783

    AVNJ: "I'm sick and tired of talking about the Meg."
    Also AVNJ:

    • @jordandino417
      @jordandino417 3 года назад +21

      I think most of these videos exist just to torture and torment AVNJ

    • @just_some_guy32
      @just_some_guy32 3 года назад +8

      And for the next 20 years he made videos about the meg

    • @BOFRDASLEEPER
      @BOFRDASLEEPER 2 года назад +5

      Quite smart tho,talking about non-existent/extinct species that said to be "caught" by camera can make lots of content because for some reason people just want them to exist

  • @ThePMRadio
    @ThePMRadio 3 года назад +1236

    At this point AVNJ should make a bingo sheet of "proof of the megalodon's existence"

    • @Ellie_The_GameDev
      @Ellie_The_GameDev 3 года назад +29

      He needs to do this for his next video

    • @kendallchaos
      @kendallchaos 3 года назад +9

      Yes this needs to happen

    • @weirdroadkill
      @weirdroadkill 3 года назад +11

      I smell an opportunity for a drinking game

    • @viniciusvellozo7275
      @viniciusvellozo7275 3 года назад +28

      "Okay, i just need mariana trench, 95% of the ocean discovered, and super blurry image with no scale to win."

    • @crowMilatonin
      @crowMilatonin 3 года назад +16

      @@viniciusvellozo7275
      Don’t forget “coelacanth is alive too”

  • @dragonfire4850
    @dragonfire4850 3 года назад +390

    They confirmed that the spottings of the “black demon shark” is just a whale shark. Shark week is very interesting

  • @AV_Action
    @AV_Action 3 года назад +858

    Respect for not being like other reaction channels, makes it a lot better to react to dumb shit so you can call it out

  • @CassidyUnderscore
    @CassidyUnderscore 3 года назад +344

    “Not a single women has ever watched my videos”
    Me: *Disappears*

    • @smokeyhornet5351
      @smokeyhornet5351 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @smack3154
      @smack3154 3 года назад +1

      I like you,here’s comedian award for you

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 года назад

      @@smack3154 ruclips.net/video/-ea2-kt8ox4/видео.html

    • @Harry-et7dc
      @Harry-et7dc 3 года назад +5

      u were a man the whole time

    • @CassidyUnderscore
      @CassidyUnderscore 3 года назад +8

      @@Harry-et7dc if you’re referring to me being transgender, yes I am trans but I am still a women so what are you talking about

  • @luci_datum
    @luci_datum 3 года назад +588

    "I have 100% males"
    Me, a female, a subscriber who watches all of these: "Oh, women dont exist, doesn't he know this?"

    • @Ohmy5100
      @Ohmy5100 3 года назад +48

      I was just cackling the whole time he was reading the statistics

    • @samkelly4132
      @samkelly4132 3 года назад +10

      @@Ohmy5100 same 😂

    • @cheriesonline
      @cheriesonline 3 года назад +40

      I looked down and checked. Yep, still a woman.

    • @snakebbite
      @snakebbite 3 года назад +26

      i scrolled to see how many female presenting people i could find

    • @ariwa003
      @ariwa003 3 года назад +29

      I am also female subscriber. I guess youtube algorithm doesn't work so well :/

  • @yuckyhornystoner7536
    @yuckyhornystoner7536 3 года назад +139

    awee i really needed to hear "being a woman is cool"
    its nice to have a reminder once in a while

  • @issyd.c.
    @issyd.c. 3 года назад +2224

    “Hey guys, being a woman is cool! 😃” Ah yes, just the words I needed to hear to subscribe

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 3 года назад +80

    You could probably fill out a bingo sheet with “arguments of the megalodon’s existence”

    • @notanotherraptor
      @notanotherraptor 3 года назад +1

      He's done a whole Google doc on it

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 3 года назад

      @@notanotherraptor well then ignore this comment. Lol

  • @williamfogleman1193
    @williamfogleman1193 3 года назад +606

    I wish we had more megalodon "evidence." I could watch him tear apart meg proof for hours.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 года назад +43

      I know, I wish they weren't limited to basking sharks and bad Discovery channel shows

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 года назад +1

      I’m waiting for the day someone pulls out some real strange shit like aliens or something

    • @toniotrussardi8126
      @toniotrussardi8126 2 года назад +1

      its like tearing wet toilet paper them throwing into a wall,entertaining as hell

  • @bloodbirch2039
    @bloodbirch2039 3 года назад +21

    The line “what does an award winning novelist have to do…” is literally taken from another proof video word for word.
    Their unoriginality is genuinely impressive.

    • @CoralReaper707
      @CoralReaper707 2 месяца назад +1

      Late reply, but yeah they just copied an entire already existing video word for word

  • @locngoduy1571
    @locngoduy1571 3 года назад +2318

    Okay but when will there be a “Sea honey existence proved”

    • @fishboi6051
      @fishboi6051 3 года назад +14

      👀

    • @pman56789
      @pman56789 3 года назад +41

      There's even 69420% real footage ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 3 года назад +39

      Sea honey goes well with man milk.

    • @masteroftime1703
      @masteroftime1703 3 года назад +8

      Where can I find this horse sea honey

    • @Teruteku
      @Teruteku 3 года назад +39

      @@pman56789 every person on this planet has memorized the link

  • @Ryan_omalley04
    @Ryan_omalley04 3 года назад +8

    I feel like I’ve heard the “award winning novelist with a penchant for writing westerns” line exactly in another video

  • @LunSynced
    @LunSynced 3 года назад +767

    AVNJ and Megalodon, better love story than Twilight

  • @H3rmes0
    @H3rmes0 3 года назад +22

    “Being a woman is cool” wise words by a wise man

  • @mohankaranth8245
    @mohankaranth8245 3 года назад +110

    I love how these videos have gone from him being like "what is this crap" to him acting like theyre old racist relatives "ah yes, tell me about the HMS challenger, there it is"

  • @Lh0000
    @Lh0000 3 года назад +27

    I hope for April fools day, he makes his own “top ten mysterious sea creatures that might exist” and just makes it the most obviously fake nonsense possible I’m talking obvious photoshop, ms pain the whole nine yards!

  • @angusmcnay5449
    @angusmcnay5449 3 года назад +182

    At this point I'm curious how closely "megalodon proof" is to surpassing his righteous loathing towards seahorses

    • @SophiePf
      @SophiePf 3 года назад +11

      Well, "megalodon proofv videos are humans being stupid. Seahorses don't need us to be that.

    • @DragonbIaze052
      @DragonbIaze052 3 года назад +1

      "Local seahorse proves scientists are wrong about megalodon."

  • @TheRedWolf43
    @TheRedWolf43 3 года назад +29

    Megalodon does still exist, and I know where to find it
    He’s living in your head rent free

  • @DanKeehner
    @DanKeehner 3 года назад +146

    The fact these videos use the same "evidence" for the Megalodon always gets me. It's the same four "sources" being rotated in a differing order: Mocumentary, HMS Challenger Teeth, Basking Shark, misinformed whale shark sighting.
    Though these reactions are always classy.

    • @MIAspartan
      @MIAspartan 3 года назад +11

      you forgot: "The oceans a big place who knows what we'll find down there

    • @DanKeehner
      @DanKeehner 3 года назад +3

      @@MIAspartan You're right I did! Make it 5 sources!
      Clickbait channels are the worst..

    • @jaxon_a1160
      @jaxon_a1160 3 года назад +7

      Same shit, different toilet

    • @manoneiro173
      @manoneiro173 3 года назад +1

      You watch one video of why the megalodon still exists, and you watched all of them, the only thing that changes is the edition and the guy who narrates.

  • @rainbowtroutin
    @rainbowtroutin 3 года назад +4

    Honestly, I watch a lot of videos without subscribing, but seeing your great content only push out a 2% subscribe rate made me shiver. Sorry for being a part of the problem for so long

  • @DorsenFilm
    @DorsenFilm 3 года назад +91

    Why oh why did the internet have to turn the otherwise interesting shark into an overhyped cryptid?

    • @sergiosantosfilipe165
      @sergiosantosfilipe165 3 года назад +14

      I personaly want to see reasons why the helicoprion still exists 😂

    • @floweytheflower7152
      @floweytheflower7152 3 года назад +1

      @@sergiosantosfilipe165 the fuck is that

    • @sergiosantosfilipe165
      @sergiosantosfilipe165 3 года назад +7

      @@floweytheflower7152 ancient shark, buzz Saw lower jaw

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 года назад +1

      I'd just be happy to hear about a different shark.

    • @Minish4rk360
      @Minish4rk360 3 года назад +1

      @@sergiosantosfilipe165 its still way more likely for it to exist than the meg lol

  • @pepekovallin
    @pepekovallin 3 года назад +5

    11:00 ouch,here dude, take my subscription, someone that made me lose my irracional fear of sea creatures deserves it

  • @Isharib
    @Isharib 3 года назад +292

    The amount of times you have said megaladon on this channel is close to infinite lol. Also ever since i have saw your channel i feel more interested in the ocean now :). And i feel like i am learning while also losing braincells at the same time

    • @miky8551
      @miky8551 3 года назад +1

      He should say more crazily in his vids i mean crabzilla not crazily

    • @shakotis4503
      @shakotis4503 3 года назад +5

      I agree to last part

    • @widest_Gabe0
      @widest_Gabe0 3 года назад

      If I gain and lose brain cells at the same rates I'll be just as smart as I am stupid (I failed math class).

  • @thereluctantfollower1753
    @thereluctantfollower1753 3 года назад +2

    5:14 Godzilla (2014 version) is 355ft tall... Did The video seriously think a Godzilla sized shark would go unnoticed, because that's very believable

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 3 года назад +55

    This has to be taking the piss. There's no way he screenshot, cropped, and put that news article in the video without knowing it literally said it was a basking shark.

    • @Unknownz000
      @Unknownz000 3 года назад +15

      I mean it's a shitty top 10 channel that's literally feeding kids misinformation, saying the Meg is real. The guy clearly isn't the brightest so I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't read.

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao 3 года назад +5

      They expect their average subscriber to be that stupid.

    • @arcticdino1650
      @arcticdino1650 3 года назад +7

      AVNJ has covered another video before that I think is by the same channel, and there they also put the basking shark article on screen while saying "skeptics will claim it a great white".

    • @panqueque445
      @panqueque445 3 года назад +4

      @@arcticdino1650 "haters will say it's Photoshop"

  • @bbgunzesty8376
    @bbgunzesty8376 3 года назад +4

    You know the Meg video is so bad when we jump into the analytics and are entertained 😂😂

  • @Neon-gl7po
    @Neon-gl7po 3 года назад +38

    7:56 "between 20 to 60 foot long" yeah buddy, that's quite a huge margin of error right there LOL

    • @lukedeakin7124
      @lukedeakin7124 3 года назад +3

      So basically, considering it's fishermen, it's a really big great white

  • @DanielLopez-ki8qk
    @DanielLopez-ki8qk 3 года назад +5

    After you showed your analytics I just had to subscribe. I've been bingeing your content recently and you really deserve more subs.

  • @sasso_memosotuasorella6678
    @sasso_memosotuasorella6678 3 года назад +447

    AVNJ, since you are a marine biologist i will ask you this very important question for the survival of marine life and ours, who would win? Crabzilla or the meg??

    • @Cuddlefish
      @Cuddlefish 3 года назад +105

      Crabzilla because it actually exists

    • @justcallmebin5505
      @justcallmebin5505 3 года назад +85

      Crabzilla, it would go on land and win the fight

    • @b3gabriel66
      @b3gabriel66 3 года назад +52

      megalodon, it would blind crabzilla with it's honey

    • @SilverusX
      @SilverusX 3 года назад +74

      Sea Cucumber riding a Sea Horse.

    • @ferociousrazordino3581
      @ferociousrazordino3581 3 года назад +7

      Megalodon

  • @sandranilsson5167
    @sandranilsson5167 3 года назад +4

    I’m a woman and I subscribe 😄👏 My dad is a biologist and we laugh at your videos together.
    Me myself am just a pathetic physicist, learning so much though.

  • @DrToxz
    @DrToxz 3 года назад +52

    12:00 A Crabzilla document to prove the existance of Crabzilla would def get all 44% of females and more.

  • @overlordvera4014
    @overlordvera4014 3 года назад +1

    "he gets 15% subscribed!? I'm not even remotely close to that"
    Well, you're one closer now.

  • @decivillain9216
    @decivillain9216 3 года назад +106

    I would put a life-sized sculpture of the Meg underwater, then, when people find it, reveal it to be a fake.

    • @marcoasturias8520
      @marcoasturias8520 3 года назад +12

      It´ll only work if its made out of pure gold, painted black.

    • @wittywarbler1117
      @wittywarbler1117 3 года назад +15

      I hope you know enough about how fucking stupid a lot of people are that people wont care if it turns out to be fake.

    • @decivillain9216
      @decivillain9216 3 года назад +6

      @@wittywarbler1117 Well if they want to be known as idiot, fine by me.

    • @maladroitknight
      @maladroitknight 3 года назад +6

      Then some others will say “megaladon found, pics go viral” and will only use the worst photos of the sculpture, not include the fact it’s a sculpture, and will make up some bs story about divers encountering it

  • @itsmeok6205
    @itsmeok6205 3 года назад +3

    I used to think the megalodon still lived and then i seen facts and realized how dumb i was

    • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
      @Ok_Butterscotch1549 3 года назад

      Don’t feel dumb. You didn’t just think that for no reason. Those videos or whatever sources you heard “proof” from are deliberately designed to manipulate and lie to you.

  • @WickedPhase
    @WickedPhase 3 года назад +62

    The megalodon, crabzilla and sea cucumber are my favorite memes on this channel lol

    • @diegoflores3422
      @diegoflores3422 3 года назад +13

      What about sea honey?

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 3 года назад

      Diego Flores I haven't seen the video where sea honey is featured in but I am pretty sure it's gonna be another good one lool

    • @Left_Behind
      @Left_Behind 3 года назад +3

      @@WickedPhase i think it was featured in only one video

    • @_holy__ghost
      @_holy__ghost 3 года назад

      the disrespect to seahorses smh

    • @Left_Behind
      @Left_Behind 3 года назад

      @@_holy__ghost seahorses are epic and powerful

  • @AidenLongo
    @AidenLongo 3 года назад +4

    I love how he just completely throws away any possibility that it’s faked. He’s like; well whale sharks don’t swim here so it’s clearly a megalodon

  • @kcr2002
    @kcr2002 3 года назад +91

    There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

    • @alanquinn8745
      @alanquinn8745 3 года назад +1

      This is the best cross over I've ever been a part of

    • @TREXHUNTERJOHN
      @TREXHUNTERJOHN 3 года назад +4

      some would consider the benefits... unnatural.

    • @deadmanrang
      @deadmanrang 3 года назад

      Is Star Wars the origin of this meme

    • @kcr2002
      @kcr2002 3 года назад

      @@deadmanrang no, it's from Tumblr

    • @peabrain6872
      @peabrain6872 3 года назад

      did you know that in terms of human compatibility

  • @bluerie._.3021
    @bluerie._.3021 3 года назад +2

    Next time you do one of these, prepare a bingo sheet.

  • @shajuanaharrington3161
    @shajuanaharrington3161 3 года назад +64

    As a woman who not only watches but is subscribed, this is my favourite content 👌

    • @hlb99
      @hlb99 3 года назад +9

      You don't exist the stadistic has spoken

    • @shajuanaharrington3161
      @shajuanaharrington3161 3 года назад +8

      @@hlb99 I'm also Australian so who knows, maybe I don't exist 😂

    • @hlb99
      @hlb99 3 года назад +4

      @@shajuanaharrington3161 HA, I got u then. Everyone knows Australia is a fictional place invented by Tolkien. Good try MEN.

    • @RadarHawk
      @RadarHawk 3 года назад +1

      @@shajuanaharrington3161 Well if you're Australian then you're upside down. Which acts like a reverse uno card. You're a dude. Sorry to break it to you.

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat 3 года назад +1

      @@shajuanaharrington3161 MALE!

  • @Poisonturtle44
    @Poisonturtle44 3 года назад +4

    We need to start making bingo cards for this stuff. Some of the best entertainment on youtube. So glad I found this channel.

  • @ritzexistz
    @ritzexistz 3 года назад +33

    at this point i think AVNJ is starting to fall in love with the megalodon, what an amazing and inspirational story

    • @Harry-et7dc
      @Harry-et7dc 3 года назад +1

      it'll be the new moray eel

  • @Hexamath
    @Hexamath 3 года назад +1

    I love how he really cares about making his content transformative instead of "putting my face on other people's content and providing nothing original".

  • @devontechambers6154
    @devontechambers6154 3 года назад +49

    And here I thought my day couldn’t get any better.

  • @ottoia9126
    @ottoia9126 3 года назад +3

    New hot conspiracy: megaladon is a hoax to keep the public from discovering the true menace - *the gigaladon.*

  • @alexfirefly1956
    @alexfirefly1956 3 года назад +85

    You fail to realize the most probable explanation: The Megalodon is a master of stealth and disguise🐱‍👤🙈

    • @Rand0mPeon
      @Rand0mPeon 3 года назад +26

      Ninjalodon.

    • @Antares-dw9iv
      @Antares-dw9iv 3 года назад +15

      The Megalodon is obviously creating these terrible proof videos to throw us off its scent.

    • @karibrimacombe8710
      @karibrimacombe8710 3 года назад +4

      He has sneak 100. Simple.

    • @richhartnell6233
      @richhartnell6233 3 года назад +3

      You fools are still looking in the water while the og’s know know he’s hiding on land

  • @biscuitbee2339
    @biscuitbee2339 3 года назад

    Just saying, as someone who used to love those types of videos yours is SO refreshing. Actually learning instead of getting photoshopped images is amazingggg. Love your channel!

  • @shoggothsatemyicecreamtruc2561
    @shoggothsatemyicecreamtruc2561 3 года назад +39

    *Ah shit, here we go again.*

  • @elizabethcampos3757
    @elizabethcampos3757 3 года назад +2

    8:06 the shark ate so many fish that it unlocked the golden skin

  • @slimee8841
    @slimee8841 3 года назад +49

    Can someone pls GM a Meg into existence just so AVNJ can have a break.

    • @TrugoyEveryDay
      @TrugoyEveryDay 3 года назад +5

      Depending on the theocracy someone did, just in the wrong era

  • @Sometallguy
    @Sometallguy 3 года назад +2

    I like how they titled the beached basking shark as “on a beach in Mexico” when the news article he put up specifically saying it was a male basking shark also stated that it washed up on a beach in Long Island. I swear these people have fewer braincells than I do, which is saying something

  • @appaple6934
    @appaple6934 3 года назад +57

    8:54 my grandpa's eyesight is better than the video's quality holy shit

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 3 года назад +2

      Lmaoo that's a good one

    • @got_rats
      @got_rats 3 года назад +1

      Sussy

    • @nzoththecorruptor3690
      @nzoththecorruptor3690 3 года назад +1

      @@got_rats cutie

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 3 года назад +4

      There is a kid at my school named Vitor, he has better eyes then that video has quality, and he is blind.

    • @got_rats
      @got_rats 3 года назад +1

      @@internetlurker1850 Maybe that way I can score a date

  • @knite_lite
    @knite_lite 3 года назад +1

    Dude, your analytics. I am sorry for your loss.

  • @AlexTheGamePlan
    @AlexTheGamePlan 3 года назад +31

    Just to let you know about the subscriber thing, having less percent of your viewers subscribed is actually a good thing. That means it's being shown to new people. If you ever look at your viewer count and it's less than 50 percent you are officially not growing. Your Channel having such a small percentage of good thing.
    His Channel having that large of a percent is not a good thing for him. Probably a good thing for the rest of the world if this is the content he creates. Lol.

  • @Londonaviatior
    @Londonaviatior 3 года назад +1

    I bet he's one of the people who's given facts about the megalodon and was like
    "But what if it's still alive"
    "Whut? No it's extinct"
    "But what if it's still alive?"
    "We have quite enough things to back up the fact that it's extinct"
    ".... but what if it's still alive?"

  • @borklazer5907
    @borklazer5907 3 года назад +17

    Hearing that 0.6% subscription rate, I had to make sure I was already subscribed. That shits insane.

    • @hamzahsajjad7952
      @hamzahsajjad7952 3 года назад +1

      Remember he has a video with 4 mil views , that's gonna throw the stats really out of whack

  • @Bibochan18
    @Bibochan18 3 года назад

    I'm a woman and I watch every new video you put out since discovering your channel. Those youtube stats are bullshit...and I'm one of the .6% that are subscribed. Love you!

  • @santiian166
    @santiian166 3 года назад +14

    You could use any Megalodon argument to say that ANY prehistoric sea creature could still be alive.
    Edit: it also seems that a lot of the people trying to prove that megalodon’s it still alive have no idea what a basking shark is.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 года назад +1

      I know someone who actually claims PLIOSAURS are still alive

    • @karibrimacombe8710
      @karibrimacombe8710 3 года назад +3

      Listen, there's something you gotta understand- they think it's real because scientist and the government say it's dead. It doesn't matter how much you do. You could God himself to say it's dead, and they wouldn't believe you. There was a guy who literally lives in Scotland who says that Scotland isn't real. You just can't win

    • @manoneiro173
      @manoneiro173 3 года назад

      @@Tareltonlives I talked to a guy who thought that dinosaurs didn't exist, his argument was "if the oil is made of dinosaurs bones, why there's no oil at the surface level made of chicken bones or any other animal? He also said "why just people who studied panteologist have found new dinosaurs bones and normal people don't?"

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 года назад +1

      @@manoneiro173 You've got to be freaking kidding

    • @manoneiro173
      @manoneiro173 3 года назад

      @@Tareltonlives actually I'm not, I took screanshots bcs I was talking about him with a friend, I think I still have them. the worst thing is that some people believed him because he used complicated words. I remember that day like one of the funniest shits I've experienced

  • @richhartnell6233
    @richhartnell6233 3 года назад +1

    I will never get tired of this!

  • @the1trueshark
    @the1trueshark 3 года назад +7

    you make a good point here. they keep showing the same 13 pieces of 'evidence' for a meg, and despite them being disproved ten times over, they keep shitting this content out.
    then again, its not like these channels care about being accurate. they just want clickbait-y topics that will get a lot of views

  • @terriblemonstersart8144
    @terriblemonstersart8144 3 года назад +3

    I remember watching that mockumentary when it first aired years ago, kind of funny how we’re STILL trying to undo the damages Discovery Channel caused.

  • @leszczua3986
    @leszczua3986 3 года назад +30

    Still waiting for proof that crabzilla is alive.

    • @moonrise6806
      @moonrise6806 3 года назад +7

      as for me i’m waiting for more proof of women’s existence

    • @DimoB8
      @DimoB8 3 года назад +2

      You gotta believe

    • @arth8798
      @arth8798 3 года назад +5

      @@moonrise6806 what is a "women"?

    • @moonrise6806
      @moonrise6806 3 года назад +3

      @@arth8798 i’m not sure yet. my team is investigating

    • @karibrimacombe8710
      @karibrimacombe8710 3 года назад

      @@arth8798 discord mod in a nutshell

  • @kcook2900
    @kcook2900 3 года назад +1

    0:37 (talks about educational videos)
    Random person in chat: "cheese is good"

    • @goldngamer1365
      @goldngamer1365 2 года назад

      I mean... that IS educational. It teaches that that specific person likes and thinks cheese is good. Which i agree.

  • @MrSirSquishy
    @MrSirSquishy 3 года назад +4

    Its actually a good thing if a small percent are subscribed, it means that your videos are getting recommended to non subscribers.

  • @SynoicusK43
    @SynoicusK43 3 года назад +1

    5:40
    Brains so powerful you got a quick Shaggy accent

  • @BIGDADDUI
    @BIGDADDUI 3 года назад +35

    "Meg's overrated"
    yes sir I understand you are a human with a functioning brain

  • @ArcadiaStargazerSolus
    @ArcadiaStargazerSolus 3 года назад +1

    OH fun fact about that coast guard footage. If I remember correctly it was also used in the discovery channels mockumentary.

    • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
      @Ok_Butterscotch1549 3 года назад

      It was. So the impossible to be doctored footage, was doctored. 🤔

    • @ArcadiaStargazerSolus
      @ArcadiaStargazerSolus 3 года назад +1

      @@Ok_Butterscotch1549 hmhmh, so most evidence here came from a mockumentary that was critically panned for forging evidence and being deceitful

  • @Emily-ck9ji
    @Emily-ck9ji 3 года назад +13

    I'm convinced that the people who do the narrations never actually see the photos/videos of what they're talking about. They must be reading off a script.

    • @hissukka6619
      @hissukka6619 3 года назад +2

      Maybe the narrators get paid to read of a script

    • @oerlikon20mm29
      @oerlikon20mm29 3 года назад +2

      is this... no it cant be... the first woman to watch AVNJ?

    • @hissukka6619
      @hissukka6619 3 года назад

      @@oerlikon20mm29 what about his gf 🗿

    • @Emily-ck9ji
      @Emily-ck9ji 3 года назад +7

      @@hissukka6619 They must. I have a hard time believing that anyone who does actual "research" into this topic would be able to keep a straight face. Then again... Money as a motivator will make people do stupid things. Lol. I'd be embarrassed, personally.

  • @LotYT
    @LotYT 2 года назад +1

    1:54 "Say the line Bart!"

  • @cromemonkey77
    @cromemonkey77 3 года назад +17

    When I saw him pull up the stats for his subscriptions I double checked if I was subscribed 😂😂😂

    • @gimble4628
      @gimble4628 3 года назад +3

      Honestly. The only RUclipsr i subscribed after these stats

  • @theraddestbaddestbarneyaro7564
    @theraddestbaddestbarneyaro7564 3 года назад +1

    My coworker hit me with the "most hardest proof" that the Megaladon still existed that I had to end the conversation because I realised that I couldn't reason with stupid. She said they lived really deep in the ocean and feeds off whale carcasses because, "actually a shark can survive off a whale carcass for a long time. :)"
    And I was like, "a giant apex PREDATOR getting enough energy from scavenging at the bottom of the sea. Sounds legit."

  • @RossPitSharkHunter
    @RossPitSharkHunter 3 года назад +7

    You underestimate how many children subscribe to these types of channels.

  • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
    @Ok_Butterscotch1549 3 года назад +4

    He should do a special where he reacts to the fake megalodon documentary from the discovery channel. He’s talked about the doc a lot and I want to see him tear into the whole thing.

  • @coconutthecockatiel478
    @coconutthecockatiel478 3 года назад +6

    You provide the most welcoming environment to women. Love your channel and your content, and it's always great to see you upload because I know it'll be fun and entertaining and educational.
    - A woman

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat 3 года назад

      Impossible! The statistics have spoken!

  • @liltinybug
    @liltinybug 3 года назад

    i watched one of your videos and bought merch right away, obsessed with you channel now

  • @weirdroadkill
    @weirdroadkill 3 года назад +27

    “Do no women watch me??”
    Me: well, actually- **remembers I’m trans and just misgendered myself**

  • @carpedm9846
    @carpedm9846 3 года назад +1

    11:50 I like the suprise when you saw 44%. Coulda swore that human population was 2.7% female... guess youtube isnt that popular then.

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 3 года назад +3

    I was binging your videos and I realized that you've technically already done this video. Another video you covered had the same editing, same images, almost exact same script (had the line about the author who wrote westerns), even had the basking shark article just a different voice. So either it's the same channel, and they just poorly remade the same video, or "fact" channels are just all becoming the same thing

  • @kirbykiwi
    @kirbykiwi 3 года назад +1

    I love reading the title and immediately being like, “Ah, yes. I needed this today”

  • @JRBlack16
    @JRBlack16 3 года назад +10

    Can't wait for the day you release your video on the REAL reasons why the Megalodon ACTUALLY exists. The twist of all twists.

  • @S1deW1nder_
    @S1deW1nder_ 3 года назад +1

    I’ve been watching your videos for months and I didn’t even realise I wasn’t actually subscribed until I saw the stat I am subbed now

  • @tomasbalnionis1399
    @tomasbalnionis1399 3 года назад +5

    720 likes and 0 dislikes, perfectly balanced as all things should be

  • @bisnorlax1193
    @bisnorlax1193 3 года назад

    This was the first stream I caught live. Gotta say loving both videos and streams!

  • @totalgv9155
    @totalgv9155 3 года назад +7

    How are you not tired of these 😂

  • @Arkrall209
    @Arkrall209 3 года назад

    "99.4% not subscribed" was what I needed to finally click that button while binge-watching my way through the entire channel.

  • @TREXHUNTERJOHN
    @TREXHUNTERJOHN 3 года назад +4

    "Oh my God just tell me about the HMS Challenger"
    love how predictable these megalodon videos get. you crack me up🤣

  • @teal8112
    @teal8112 3 года назад +1

    You know, if a megalodon bit the whale and decided not to eat it means something happened. There is no reason for one not to eat it without it being interrupted in some way. Which suggests that there is something bigger and or something more dangerous, who the megalodon deemed a threat enough to give up a big meal. Now that's a fun theory I wish they'd explore

  • @kaladriuz
    @kaladriuz 3 года назад +4

    Me as a woman, it cracked me up when he looked at the analytics.

    • @Electranica
      @Electranica 3 года назад

      𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

  • @RaV3nn
    @RaV3nn 3 года назад +1

    According to this the black demon has a weight of 100,000 pounds which mean it's heavier than the brachiosaurus at 75,000 pounds.

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 3 года назад +5

    Now it's beginning to feel like he keeps reacting to these to get the attention of Discovery Channel so he can be in their next Megalodon fakeumentary & they won't have to keep casting that same actor to play a fictional marine biologist.
    Also, I'm a woman & I watch to learn more cool Megalodon facts so I can impress people at social gatherings.

  • @dacaterpillar6745
    @dacaterpillar6745 3 года назад +1

    The outro is legit such a bop, I love it

  • @Diego-Solano
    @Diego-Solano 3 года назад +12

    You should look for Discovery's shitty Mermaid mockumentaries in that case, considering many people did felt for those and may still believe it

  • @grumbotron4597
    @grumbotron4597 3 года назад

    The "Women want me, fish fear me" hat really sends home the 100% male subscribers point

  • @captainlocknload1798
    @captainlocknload1798 3 года назад +11

    The fact I just saw this guys post once and subbed then he rocketed up to nearly 200k in like 3 days is hilarious to me

  • @captnbluehat
    @captnbluehat 3 года назад +1

    Man i really love that outro, its almost as good as the content itself

  • @TheMilkMan8008
    @TheMilkMan8008 3 года назад +6

    Whenever people talk about how "it couldn't have been doctored or edited", I love showing them the 100% authentic video of Hitler, Stalin, and even Genghis Khan singing Numa Numa. All 3 videos are almost always higher quality than the other peoples claimed videos as well.

  • @revelzzzz009
    @revelzzzz009 3 года назад

    Subbed after I heard the statistics. No shot your content deserves to be lower than clickbait meg vids.

  • @Blakexyn
    @Blakexyn 3 года назад +3

    I'm watching some of these back to back, and I just realized. The dude who made the Megalodon video copied the same script from another channel you reacted to who also did a Megalodon Sightings video. "Megalodon Sightings" and "Megalodon Existence Proved" both are the same script. I thought I was having Deja Vu of something.

  • @tackington...3172
    @tackington...3172 3 года назад

    See this is why I like this channel, at first I thought it was just another boring reaction channel but then the more I watched the more I realized that this channel is awesome, you essentially sit everyone down and beat the shit out of a crappy top 10 video with knowledge