I got "megaladons are our underwater friends. Badly misunderstood creatures, for their huge mouth filled with teeth did not mean that they eat people. However, where strict measures were not taken, their addiction to humans led to their extinction because megalanodon teeth will get stuck to the bones of their victims and impossible to be removed which will result in drowning."
I get your joke, but it'd be that they're not descendants or relatives, instead of ancestors. If jaguars were Meg's ancestors that'll mean that jaguars existed before the Megalodon and the Meg comes from them.
@@alvianekka80 it just appears in a drink at a table and blows up, killing everyone at the table. Actually at this point go ahead and throw Aqua Necklace in there too for added absurdity.
“ David Wellington is a subspecies of shark, which is a natural predator of the megalodon. The Jaguar is also another one of it’s many types of prey. The megalodon and Jaguar have had to call the crab zilla to assist them in defending themselves, lest they go extinct.”
I love this so much, from the uncanny realistic format (like parts of it literally just sound exactly like the other megalodon videos you react to), to the random parts that are straight up accurate, to David Wellington
I absolutely lost it at “They can only be found in fresh water” After it had just told us it had been extinct for so long. Excellent video, to both parties involved
Remember that one video where the guy was talking about the Lockness monster and they went on a tangent about salmon? I never understood why they were talking about salmon… until now.
The jaguar being related to megalodon part nearly killed me. I was eating a snack and drinking, and as that part came up I had water in my mouth. Started choking because I was trying not to laugh and inhale my water, but was failing. I really want to see more videos like this. I was crying from laughing at a couple parts.
Referencing David Wellington, author of a Zombie trilogy.... and saying that the meggydon WAS extinct....... The AI is trying to warn us David Wellington brought them back to life.......
Tried it and got "The megalodon is still alive, feeding off of krill and seal meat off the coast of the Australian continent. That’s right, the largest living shark is in fact living off the east coast of Australia. Yet scientists found that the monster shark may be related to the ancient sea lizards from the Gulf of Mexico."
4:31 Wow, this is why I love this channel. Zachary provides such an insightful point of view, educating us about things only fish biologists would know. Truly amazing!
I’ve had Inferkit write me a recipe and it got stuck on the word “meat” and “feces” and wouldn’t stop putting that in the recipe. The getting stuck on David Wellington is a very AI thing.
The AI is trained to replicate human text in response to a given situation using something called a transformer (a type of neural network), although it does not memorize it as such. Basically, imagine the world's best text autocomplete.
Exactly. Now imagine creating a neural net that takes as input the real meg videos AVNJ has watched before and uses them as a base for the script, that would be epic
For the video, you can tell which parts he “wrote” to get the AI started. Like each specific part, since it gets weirder and weirder the longer it’s stayed on one topic nonstop
I'd like to see a kraken (aka "crabzilla") "documentary" made like this, and also a hafgufa (what that one artist confused with the highly dissimilar kraken) one Then again, a "top something xty-x" video made with ai would be hilarious as well
6:24 “DAVID WELLINGTON. There is no better hiding place for the megalodon.” It funnier if we ignore the context and just imagine that megs still live in david wellington’s intestines
I'll also share mine because why not, the bold bit is the starting sentence: " *A vast majority of our world's oceans remain unexplored, so we can't be sure of what kinds of creatures live in the depths such as the Mariana Trench. One possible inhabitant of the Mariana Trench is the mighty megalodon.* However, the mako shark is believed to be the apex predator. Experts believe that the only way to save the world from global warming is to reduce our reliance on fossil fuels and create more green energy sources. This could be the key to solving the world's energy crisis as experts say the idea of alternative energy sources is not as difficult to accomplish as people think. It's no secret that China is leading the charge in the green energy sector, which means that the country's citizens can expect a brighter and cleaner future. Three months after Donald Trump said he would put coal miners out of work, the president is set to make good on that promise. "There is a plan for the miners," said the president. "They're going back to work." It's clear that coal country is finally on the mend, but according to a new survey, six in 10 Americans believe the United States should work to stop global warming. It's clear that we need to move away from fossil fuels and to explore other renewable and clean energy sources in order to make the planet a better place for future generations. It's also clear that many Americans are not aware of the serious consequences that we will face"
“The miners are going back to work”, said the President, making good on his promise three months ago to put the miners out of work. Also, “the mako shark is believed to be the apex predator” ah yes I remember that documentary about mako sharks hunting megalodons in the Marianas Trench.
I told an AI to write about crabs. It started with crabs the animal, and devolved into this... "Then I unzipped my pants and slowly pulled them down. They were rock hard, and they tented out a little. I stepped out of them, leaving me in my underwear. I tried to take my boxers off without pulling down my briefs. I finally got my briefs down around my ankles and they were starting to hit my ankles. "I'm ready," I announced. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very young lady at my table," I said. "It's OK, I'm not offended."
Things I learned.. David wellington is the first megalodon and the reason they're extinct. Jaguars are coastal sharks. Megalodons are extinct and are currently liveling in fresh water and humans are a food source.
Fun Fact: the shark at 5:19 can be found in the smithsonian museum of natural history in Washington DC. It's a full sized replica of a megalodon and on the other side of the windows behind it are a fossil of a megalodon jaw and the skull of a dunkleosteus. There is also a preserved giant squid and coelacanth there as well.
I tried the ai it gave me this: The megalodon is a shark that died out millions of years ago but has been brought to life in a creature that is the ultimate thrill ride. Based in theme park Tivoli Gardens in Copenhagen, Denmark, the megalodon appears to be the biggest attraction. Visitors will sit in large seats that move around the whale's mouth and interact with the shark. The attraction is the brainchild of Kim Brandstrup Thomsen, a paleontologist. It is available to visit for just one night of the year.
Here's a small piece of what it generated for me: Megalodons were carnivorous manatees. Their diet consisted of fish and smaller fish as well as a wide variety of larger aquatic life including sharks, rays, crocodiles, alligators, walruses, seals and sea lions. They were of little interest to Europeans who passed them by. They existed until they died out completely in the middle of the 19th century when they were thought to be extinct. Modern science has revealed that the last sightings of these magnificent creatures were in southern Florida. Here's another longer one: Megalodons still roam the ocean, and are almost completely protected now. A couple of them have even been freed from aquariums and sent back to the ocean. There's something you should know about Megalodons. They used to be called "fish dinosaurs", as they were considered to be close to fish, like certain sharks and rays. Some scientists even consider the word "dinosaur" to be an outdated term, and that it's more accurate to use the word "dinosaur" for reptiles that breathe air. Did you know that? Didn't think so. Anyway, maybe that's why the original Megalodon wasn't green. Megalodons are dark brown in color, and have two rows of sharp teeth down the front of their jaws. (By "down the front" I mean "in the front." That's because the jaws are tucked under the tail. For a better idea of how Megalodons looked, check out this RUclips video. it's a pet climbing a wall of course.) tip of the day: It's not true that birds like to live in trees. (I learned this when I used to live in a converted school in rural England and we had to keep some enormous owls and pheasants for research.) Megalodons swim by scooping water in their huge mouths and then releasing it quickly from the back. They are so fast that they can get from one side of the ocean to the other in just 10 minutes! Once, researchers wanted to study this prehistoric animal by attaching weights to its tail and attaching a camera to the end of the tether. They wanted to see how fast it could swim. But the Megalodon swam faster than they could keep up with, and the researchers had to cut off the tether in order to get away. Luckily they didn't get eaten. Megalodons use a mouthful of water to hold onto rocks while they hunt for food. When they find a piece of food, the Megalodon will stick its head underwater and dig for it. Then they will slowly pull the piece of food up into their mouth. As the AI promised a youtube video of climbing pets here you go ruclips.net/user/shortsLQQtxc-fyxQ?feature=share
So I put “The Megalodon.” into Inferkit and this is what I got: The Megalodon. Big Black. Men in Black. Elektra. Apocalypse Now. Blade Runner. On the surface, these films are about damn near anything except for aliens, alien infiltration, or even zombies. Alien made people afraid to go outside, until Star Wars kicked the shit out of that. The Twilight Zone turned episodic fear into a 24-hour genre. All of these films are about something other than aliens. They are all about life, death, love, betrayal, destruction, the apocalypse, and alienation from a world gone mad.
" Megalodon is a fish that was in the ichthyosaur family, whose length can be over 40 meters (132 ft) and weighed as much as 30 metric tons (33,000 kg). Its teeth, which are extremely powerful, can bite into wood, stone, and even bone. It can produce enormous forces that can be used to destroy other creatures in its habitat. It is assumed that this was a warm-blooded animal, since it had no scales. It had to swim very fast to escape from its predators. Early Life of Megalodon The origin of Megalodon is still a mystery. There are several theories that claim that Megalodon had a relationship with early humans. A large fossil of Megalodon was found in Scotland. This fossil was discovered in 1986 and has a skull length of approximately 15 meters (49 ft). The head of this fossil was so big that it weighed about 30 metric tons. This fossil was discovered in a river" gosh I love this xd
We know more about Great White, than we know about Megalodon. And we know more about David Wellington, than we know about Great White. We discovered only 0,0001% of oceans
this video has ggenuinely changed my life .i iam going to cry real tears of joy because of the beauty of what has been done here. thank you for bproviding the world with this wonderfulcontent. i am never going to be the same. you have inspired me and educated me for yeras and i will literally never be the same. i have so much compassion in my heart f or you and will always love yo. i subscribed and even sent you sixteen dollars like a good whirlybird nad i never regretted it for a second. thank you so much. i love oyu. David wWellington.
This is the best one yet 😂😂 so much I didn't know! Like how close in ancestry the Jaguars and Megalodons are 😂😂 and also David Wellington is just... wow
The AI may have been talking about leopard sharks as well, but considering the description and comparison to the great white doesn't match up, it may not. Then again, why is the boat ramp relevant? ALSO, shout out to the theater being wheelchair accessible
6:42 so megalodons evolved from monkeys, which evolved from missingno from Pokemon red and blue? Good to know! I'll tell all my friends and family. They won't think I'm insane at all!
At least the AI said the Meglodon is extinct.
*"but fossil records says otherwise"*
but today they are only found in freshwater
Bro only saltwater Megs went extinct. Freshwater megs are still around!
The megolodon (also known as The Great White)
And they most likely ate people.
David Wellington, co-founder of Epic Backpacks and single handedly responsible for the extiction of Megalodons
Fish!
I can’t believe David Welligton did this
10:30
The comment it types ends with David Wellington.
Don’t forget he’s also a biology student at SF state university
He is also a well known procurer of sea honey
“Today they can only be found in freshwater”
I’ll never forget that fishing trip…
Fish!
@@hippyjoe Bruh why do you keep saying fish
That was a trip alright
@@hippyjoe no, crab!
@@threestrikes1448 lol
"Why did the Megalodon become extinct? David Wellington"
Holy shit what a chad, he saved us from the megalodon menace
“In the beginning our greatest predators were Megalodons, until our great lord and saviour David Wellington saved us all.”
He can’t be reached
Our savior!
@@meridamcgonagall-snape that's why his company epic backpacking is so successfull its the skin of all the megalodons he's hunted
@@crispylizard4348 that makes me wonder how useful a megalodons skin would be
I told A.I. to write a documentary on crabzilla and a book on "I was inside a crabzilla and survived"
“How David Wellington teams up with Crabzilla to farm sea honey”
Fish!
@@larryxiang822 From Cappa puffertits.
@@larryxiang822 while running from the "sea cucumber"
Lmao
I almost died when he started talking about jaguar for the second time.
I was in my coffin when he mentioned David Wellington
@@mrgears3045 That too, even though my brain couldn't process at all what David Wellington meant so the reaction wasn't as big as with jaguar.
“Both are coastal sharks” I’m dying 💀
I should really stop trying to drink tea while watching this OR reading comments.
I got "megaladons are our underwater friends. Badly misunderstood creatures, for their huge mouth filled with teeth did not mean that they eat people. However, where strict measures were not taken, their addiction to humans led to their extinction because megalanodon teeth will get stuck to the bones of their victims and impossible to be removed which will result in drowning."
Fish!
@@hippyjoe i hate it when my pet megaladon drowns because they eat a human child
@@theeyeflashwithoutabudget171 it's not his fault, he is addicted
Wow
Poor megalodons need help beating their human addictions
"We have only explored 5% of our world's oceans"
I like how that's literally the first thing the AI does.
I don’t know if the ai did it it might’ve been part of the prompt
I'm going to start randomly inserting David Wellington whenever I explain stuff to people.
LMAO
dont forget inserting jaguars too
He can’t be reached
It's good to know that jaguars are not ancestors of the Megalodon. I'm learning something new everyday!
Fish!
But they really resemble the megalodon to not be ancestors
Except for the teeth
I get your joke, but it'd be that they're not descendants or relatives, instead of ancestors. If jaguars were Meg's ancestors that'll mean that jaguars existed before the Megalodon and the Meg comes from them.
@@asterunum if you get the joke why explain it?
@@PoorManatee6197 because show off big brain
y'know, I wasn't certain that David Wellington was behind the extinction of the Meg 200-300 million years ago...
*but I always had that hunch.*
He can’t be reached
Yeah...that HUNCHback whale amiright?
I agree wholeheartedly, water was plentiful during the time of the meggydon
Ah yes my favorite animal “ M E G G Y D O N “
@@ultimatememer2235 Well we only know like 5% of the ocean. You don't know if there's a fish called Meggydon out there!
@@EskChan19 If we only know 5% of the ocean, how do we know the other 5% is even water? It could be air, and Meggydons can't survive in air.
Until David Wellington got involved
david wellington made megalodons extinct by renaming them meggydons
“And every once in a while, they explode”
SHEEEEER SHARK ATTACK
Now that's a movie just waiting to happen.
Squalo's stand + Kira's stand
@@alvianekka80 it just appears in a drink at a table and blows up, killing everyone at the table. Actually at this point go ahead and throw Aqua Necklace in there too for added absurdity.
" Heey look Its the same shirt and the same hat "
* laughs histerically *
*everyone else notices*
Best part lol, had me dying
He only has one shirt and one hat
"David Wellington" was voiced so aggressively and it made it so much more hilarious
Long live his majesty David Wellington
He can’t be reached
He could be the new generation of E.L. WALLACE.
That sounds like something straight out of some nonsense comedy: "Megalodon is related to the jaguar. Also, David Willington" 🤣
Fish!
He can’t be reached
“ David Wellington is a subspecies of shark, which is a natural predator of the megalodon. The Jaguar is also another one of it’s many types of prey. The megalodon and Jaguar have had to call the crab zilla to assist them in defending themselves, lest they go extinct.”
He can’t be reached
@@jenniferkorf4767 lmao
5:05
The AI finally broke me when it said “Today, they can only be found in fresh water.”
I love how "it’s extinct" and "now it lives in fresh water" are like 2 seconds apart from each other
9:48 He paused and missed A.I saying jaguars are larger than the megalodon lol
I love this so much, from the uncanny realistic format (like parts of it literally just sound exactly like the other megalodon videos you react to), to the random parts that are straight up accurate, to David Wellington
Yep me too!
He can’t be reached
When it said David wellington out of nowhere I just 💀 who even is David wellington how did the ai correlate it to megalodons??
I absolutely lost it at
“They can only be found in fresh water”
After it had just told us it had been extinct for so long.
Excellent video, to both parties involved
Megalodon and Jaguar.
AI: They're the same picture.
Haven’t you heard of the Jaguar shark
The elusive furred shark with legs, very terrifying
I hear it’s closely related to David Wellington
Nice one
Fun fact: Jaguar sharks don't exist but when you search for Jaguar shark you get Jaguar Catsharks which is an actual species
They are related to the tiger, lion, leopard, cheetah, puma, and lynx shark.
The jaguar shark, a mythical shark with the head of a jaguar and the body of a jaguar
Honestly, jaguars swim so well that they might as well be sharks XD
I laughed so hard at David Wellington it was so random and unexpected- 😂
Remember that one video where the guy was talking about the Lockness monster and they went on a tangent about salmon? I never understood why they were talking about salmon… until now.
The jaguar being related to megalodon part nearly killed me. I was eating a snack and drinking, and as that part came up I had water in my mouth. Started choking because I was trying not to laugh and inhale my water, but was failing. I really want to see more videos like this. I was crying from laughing at a couple parts.
I feel like AI confused "Mariana Trench" with "David Wellington"
Mariana Trench does sound like a legit human name.
Referencing David Wellington, author of a Zombie trilogy.... and saying that the meggydon WAS extinct....... The AI is trying to warn us David Wellington brought them back to life.......
He cannot be reached
it can now only be found in freshwater
I’m not gonna lie, this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched😭 def wasn’t ready for David Wellington 🤣
Tried it and got
"The megalodon is still alive, feeding off of krill and seal meat off the coast of the Australian continent. That’s right, the largest living shark is in fact living off the east coast of Australia. Yet scientists found that the monster shark may be related to the ancient sea lizards from the Gulf of Mexico."
DAVID WELLINGTON!.. he cannot be reached
Sounds quite right for Australia…
It doesn't look like an A.I scripting some Megalodon Documentary, it looks like he's scripting a YTP, lol.
Fish!
I've learned so much. I didn't know that jaguars were larger then megalodons
4:31 Wow, this is why I love this channel. Zachary provides such an insightful point of view, educating us about things only fish biologists would know. Truly amazing!
I’ve had Inferkit write me a recipe and it got stuck on the word “meat” and “feces” and wouldn’t stop putting that in the recipe. The getting stuck on David Wellington is a very AI thing.
I laughed my ass off everytime the AI brought up jaguars.
When the A.I. brought up David Wellington for a second time out of literally nowhere and the image of him started zooming in I died lmao
The AI is trained to replicate human text in response to a given situation using something called a transformer (a type of neural network), although it does not memorize it as such.
Basically, imagine the world's best text autocomplete.
Exactly. Now imagine creating a neural net that takes as input the real meg videos AVNJ has watched before and uses them as a base for the script, that would be epic
@@mds_main yeah it would still be garbage because of what it's drawing its references from but it would be coherent garbage
If it's a Transformer, then it's Grimlock.
Ah fish. Of all the animals on earth fish are certainly some of them
Bro I can’t believe David Wellington ate all the megalodons
I've been warning people for years, but no one listened
(He can’t be reached)
Megalodons: *exists*
David Wellington: “You’re the species, I’m the extinction!”
Human: big shark
Noone:
Literally noone:
Ai: david wellingten the jaugar
For the video, you can tell which parts he “wrote” to get the AI started. Like each specific part, since it gets weirder and weirder the longer it’s stayed on one topic nonstop
I'd like to see a kraken (aka "crabzilla") "documentary" made like this, and also a hafgufa (what that one artist confused with the highly dissimilar kraken) one
Then again, a "top something xty-x" video made with ai would be hilarious as well
6:24 “DAVID WELLINGTON. There is no better hiding place for the megalodon.” It funnier if we ignore the context and just imagine that megs still live in david wellington’s intestines
God I can't get enough of the David Wellington bits. I nearly died each time😂
I'll also share mine because why not, the bold bit is the starting sentence:
" *A vast majority of our world's oceans remain unexplored, so we can't be sure of what kinds of creatures live in the depths such as the Mariana Trench. One possible inhabitant of the Mariana Trench is the mighty megalodon.* However, the mako shark is believed to be the apex predator.
Experts believe that the only way to save the world from global warming is to reduce our reliance on fossil fuels and create more green energy sources. This could be the key to solving the world's energy crisis as experts say the idea of alternative energy sources is not as difficult to accomplish as people think.
It's no secret that China is leading the charge in the green energy sector, which means that the country's citizens can expect a brighter and cleaner future.
Three months after Donald Trump said he would put coal miners out of work, the president is set to make good on that promise.
"There is a plan for the miners," said the president. "They're going back to work."
It's clear that coal country is finally on the mend, but according to a new survey, six in 10 Americans believe the United States should work to stop global warming. It's clear that we need to move away from fossil fuels and to explore other renewable and clean energy sources in order to make the planet a better place for future generations.
It's also clear that many Americans are not aware of the serious consequences that we will face"
Huh, that veered directly off topic of sharks...
David Wellington
“The miners are going back to work”, said the President, making good on his promise three months ago to put the miners out of work.
Also, “the mako shark is believed to be the apex predator” ah yes I remember that documentary about mako sharks hunting megalodons in the Marianas Trench.
I told an AI to write about crabs. It started with crabs the animal, and devolved into this...
"Then I unzipped my pants and slowly pulled them down.
They were rock hard, and they tented out a little.
I stepped out of them, leaving me in my underwear.
I tried to take my boxers off without pulling down my briefs.
I finally got my briefs down around my ankles and they were starting to hit my ankles.
"I'm ready," I announced.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very young lady at my table," I said.
"It's OK, I'm not offended."
This "documentary" is more accurate than Jurassic Fight Club
Lmao
This was 100% more entertaining than the totally not written by Ai meg vids.
Also Ai content
This was amazing. Love the impromptu collaboration.
I laughed the whole time, near tears. Thank you for this. It's amazing.
"Jaguars are bigger than megalodon."
New fear unlocked: giant jaguars.
Things I learned.. David wellington is the first megalodon and the reason they're extinct. Jaguars are coastal sharks. Megalodons are extinct and are currently liveling in fresh water and humans are a food source.
Honestly more than u can learn from most megalodon videos
I couldn't breathe after the AI talked about david wellington lmfao, trying to hold my laughter at 1 am is impossible. Love your vids!
great video zak :) thank you for showcasing my home grown content farm video
Fish!
legend
"The only shark the AI knows is the great white" What about dem jaguars tho?
I've said it many times before but Whirly's voice is unmatched
"Megalodons have been extinct for 15 million years some say even 20 million years, today they can be found in fresh water "
Fun Fact: the shark at 5:19 can be found in the smithsonian museum of natural history in Washington DC. It's a full sized replica of a megalodon and on the other side of the windows behind it are a fossil of a megalodon jaw and the skull of a dunkleosteus. There is also a preserved giant squid and coelacanth there as well.
I need more of this, I genuinely enjoyed it.i died laughing the whole time.
I tried the ai it gave me this:
The megalodon is a shark that died out millions of years ago but has been brought to life in a creature that is the ultimate thrill ride.
Based in theme park Tivoli Gardens in Copenhagen, Denmark, the megalodon appears to be the biggest attraction.
Visitors will sit in large seats that move around the whale's mouth and interact with the shark.
The attraction is the brainchild of Kim Brandstrup Thomsen, a paleontologist.
It is available to visit for just one night of the year.
9:46
"jaguars are larger then megalodons"
Seems legit.
Here's a small piece of what it generated for me:
Megalodons were carnivorous manatees.
Their diet consisted of fish and smaller fish as well as a wide variety of larger aquatic life including sharks, rays, crocodiles, alligators, walruses, seals and sea lions.
They were of little interest to Europeans who passed them by.
They existed until they died out completely in the middle of the 19th century when they were thought to be extinct.
Modern science has revealed that the last sightings of these magnificent creatures were in southern Florida.
Here's another longer one:
Megalodons still roam the ocean, and are almost completely protected now.
A couple of them have even been freed from aquariums and sent back to the ocean.
There's something you should know about Megalodons.
They used to be called "fish dinosaurs", as they were considered to be close to fish, like certain sharks and rays.
Some scientists even consider the word "dinosaur" to be an outdated term, and that it's more accurate to use the word "dinosaur" for reptiles that breathe air.
Did you know that?
Didn't think so.
Anyway, maybe that's why the original Megalodon wasn't green.
Megalodons are dark brown in color, and have two rows of sharp teeth down the front of their jaws.
(By "down the front" I mean "in the front."
That's because the jaws are tucked under the tail.
For a better idea of how Megalodons looked, check out this RUclips video. it's a pet climbing a wall of course.)
tip of the day: It's not true that birds like to live in trees.
(I learned this when I used to live in a converted school in rural England and we had to keep some enormous owls and pheasants for research.)
Megalodons swim by scooping water in their huge mouths and then releasing it quickly from the back.
They are so fast that they can get from one side of the ocean to the other in just 10 minutes!
Once, researchers wanted to study this prehistoric animal by attaching weights to its tail and attaching a camera to the end of the tether.
They wanted to see how fast it could swim.
But the Megalodon swam faster than they could keep up with, and the researchers had to cut off the tether in order to get away.
Luckily they didn't get eaten.
Megalodons use a mouthful of water to hold onto rocks while they hunt for food.
When they find a piece of food, the Megalodon will stick its head underwater and dig for it.
Then they will slowly pull the piece of food up into their mouth.
As the AI promised a youtube video of climbing pets here you go ruclips.net/user/shortsLQQtxc-fyxQ?feature=share
Bruh
2:40 *”And every once in a while they explode. I mean, teeth go everywhere!”*
“The megalodon was killed off by crabzilla”
Time to go shove this into an AI
So I put “The Megalodon.” into Inferkit and this is what I got:
The Megalodon. Big Black. Men in Black. Elektra. Apocalypse Now. Blade Runner. On the surface, these films are about damn near anything except for aliens, alien infiltration, or even zombies. Alien made people afraid to go outside, until Star Wars kicked the shit out of that. The Twilight Zone turned episodic fear into a 24-hour genre. All of these films are about something other than aliens. They are all about life, death, love, betrayal, destruction, the apocalypse, and alienation from a world gone mad.
"It's worth noting that the Jaguar is MOST-LIKELY NOT a Megalodon ancestor."
i hate how funny this is like our humour is literally randomly generated at this point
"The tickets are 15 dollars each and the theater is wheel chair accessible" 5:26
This pleases me. Thank you, and Whirly.
Possibly one of the best around. Definitely worth the click. Love the connection between Jaguars and the Meg.
Ad: every person is unique me: and every person has thought of David Wellington
" Megalodon is a fish that was in the ichthyosaur family, whose length can be over 40 meters (132 ft) and weighed as much as 30 metric tons (33,000 kg). Its teeth, which are extremely powerful, can bite into wood, stone, and even bone. It can produce enormous forces that can be used to destroy other creatures in its habitat. It is assumed that this was a warm-blooded animal, since it had no scales. It had to swim very fast to escape from its predators.
Early Life of Megalodon
The origin of Megalodon is still a mystery. There are several theories that claim that Megalodon had a relationship with early humans. A large fossil of Megalodon was found in Scotland. This fossil was discovered in 1986 and has a skull length of approximately 15 meters (49 ft). The head of this fossil was so big that it weighed about 30 metric tons. This fossil was discovered in a river" gosh I love this xd
For 40 m, 30 t seems very light, concidering blue whales are 30 m and 150 t
Avjn memes
Sea Honey, Crabzilla, Sea Horse and the New....
"David Wellington
We know more about Great White, than we know about Megalodon. And we know more about David Wellington, than we know about Great White. We discovered only 0,0001% of oceans
I feel like, while this video obviously had more inccorect facts than the actual megaladon fact vidoes, it also had more correct facts lmao.
“DAVID WELLINGTON”
That’s what killed me XD
this video has ggenuinely changed my life .i iam going to cry real tears of joy because of the beauty of what has been done here. thank you for bproviding the world with this wonderfulcontent. i am never going to be the same. you have inspired me and educated me for yeras and i will literally never be the same. i have so much compassion in my heart f or you and will always love yo. i subscribed and even sent you sixteen dollars like a good whirlybird nad i never regretted it for a second. thank you so much. i love oyu. David wWellington.
I knew it, crabzilla and david wellington teamed up and made all megalodons go extinct
I literally cried laughing at this..such a hoot! David Wellington and Megalodons being related to Jaguars 😂
Jaguars being related to Sharks is canon now
Fish!
If you see at the end, he actually wrote that commentary and put at the end David Wellington.
Atleast you didn’t get swallowed by a frilled shark had to cut your way out erase your memory about it then write a book about it
Ah yes, the three types of sharks:
Megalodon
Great White
Jaguar
Serious question where did you get that hat from? I’m pretty sure it was my favorite childhood hat and I wanna buy another one
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@@AVNJ oh shit thanks a lot man I really appreciate it!
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This is the only homie I will ever turn notifs on for, love the vids brother.
I think you may have misspelled “Ichthyology Lecture 4”
This is the best one yet 😂😂 so much I didn't know! Like how close in ancestry the Jaguars and Megalodons are 😂😂 and also David Wellington is just... wow
The AI may have been talking about leopard sharks as well, but considering the description and comparison to the great white doesn't match up, it may not. Then again, why is the boat ramp relevant?
ALSO, shout out to the theater being wheelchair accessible
WE NEED MORE AI GENERATED VIDEOS ON EVERY TOPIC. THIS IS AMAZING.
"im wearing the same shirt and the same hat" im amazed to know that our beloved fish biology dude is adopting the slow fashion vibe
This is genuine gold
A sleeping person is in the next room so I had to keep my laugh from being too loud.
I lost it at the second David Wellington
6:42 so megalodons evolved from monkeys, which evolved from missingno from Pokemon red and blue? Good to know! I'll tell all my friends and family. They won't think I'm insane at all!
Zack respects whirly’s pronouns more than my mom respects mine
whirly is criminally underrated
“Jaguars are not coastal sharks” truer words have never been spoken
this documentary made me laugh so hard i could not breathe or open my eyes thank you whirly and zak and ai program