Can I just remind you something or tell you? Well. Heres a reminder: Jesus Christ, The true God came down to earth because he loves you and He did something so loving. He died for your sins, And Not only that he died so you can have a decision, To follow Jesus Christ and follow him to heaven, Or Deny his offer for salvation and eternal life and instead choose to suffer eternally in hell. Jesus Christ wants us to go to heaven and save us from ourselfs, Because we are sinners. Thats why I Kindly ask you, Give Jesus Christ a chance. If you have any questions Or anything to say, Please tell me. And Ill answer. May Jesus Christ bless you, truly and may he be with you. Amen. 🙏🏼🙏🏼❤❤
to put it lightly he is renowned for having one of the biggest falls from grace in showbiz ever. From drug abuse, legal meltdowns and an arrest, Macaulay went through a torrid time after soaring to fame aged ten. @@idk.20
I'd just like to take a minute to say how much I love your videos. I've been binging them recently. Your jokes are extremely unique, I think a lot of people are too worried about what people will say but you're just 100% keeping it real. Keep up the content 👍
Imagine everybody in this city just put this exact backpack with the exact mechanism in it in their car, so every single robber would start freaking out at every car and slowly stop
It is literally a severe issue in San Francisco. We were literally briefed that if we visit San Fran to be aware people break into cars ALL the time. They really need to do something about it tbh.
What these criminals don't know, is I've hidden 57 grams of pure Francium and a motion activated sensor that will release water and react with the francium as soon as the car reaches a speed of 35 mph. They won't know what hit them 😊😊
Bruh i was literally saying to myself, "Cloroform would be funny to put in there so u could just watch them absolutly pass out." And he said "Nah put Cloroform, watch them just pass out" 💀
Mark: “Glitter and Fart Spray!”
Joe: “Let’s do mustard gas. Tear Gas…Acid. Yeahhhh.”
Imo Joe's idea is more effective
40,000 tons of tnt
10 litres of petrol + spark
Thats our Joe! 😂😂😂☺️
Can I just remind you something or tell you? Well. Heres a reminder: Jesus Christ, The true God came down to earth because he loves you and He did something so loving. He died for your sins, And Not only that he died so you can have a decision, To follow Jesus Christ and follow him to heaven, Or Deny his offer for salvation and eternal life and instead choose to suffer eternally in hell. Jesus Christ wants us to go to heaven and save us from ourselfs, Because we are sinners. Thats why I Kindly ask you, Give Jesus Christ a chance. If you have any questions Or anything to say, Please tell me. And Ill answer. May Jesus Christ bless you, truly and may he be with you. Amen. 🙏🏼🙏🏼❤❤
i respect Macaulay Culkin. that man has been through it. anybody who goes though literal hell and still comes back is a damn hero.
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What hell did he go through
@@idk.20i think his dad was abusive or sum
to put it lightly he is renowned for having one of the biggest falls from grace in showbiz ever. From drug abuse, legal meltdowns and an arrest, Macaulay went through a torrid time after soaring to fame aged ten. @@idk.20
And his sister died same with is friend mj aka micheal Jackson
Joe never fails to whip it out and pump his great joy in me
Im done with these comments 💀
😭🔫
Ayyyyyyyyoioooooiioooooo
Joe never fails to make me bend over in happiness and get filled with his amazing content
😭🔫💀
Wow
The poetic gesture is coming inside me... Ugh... Uhh... Mhmm... Ahh...
Shut the hell up, stop saying "joe never fails" or "joe is the type of guy" type stuff
haha lol 😆
This video was…. Funny 😂😂😂
Only real Joe Bart fans would know that this is old and cringe
Only desperate people type this comment
@@CIem27is that a cool cat sign ?
Cornball
Yea😎😎😎😎😎😎
Nothing like coming home from school and watching joe while eating pizza rolls 😭
5:03 "LETS PUT MUSTARD GAS IN IT" "oh wait no chloroform is better"
joe bart never fails to blow up my house with his rage rants
shut up
shut up.
@@allisonm3505 nah
13:07 I did not steal that bag
Going from a dougdoug stream to a joe Bart stream is like going from playing Mario teaches typing to playing resident evil 7
Joe never fails to fill us up with his mystery meat and juices
haha your funny!! so original and funny!!!
@@allisonm3505I’m gonna come on you
Joe never fails to fill me up with nice and juicy sticky creamy laughter
@JoeBartolozzi please ban this freak
Mark Rober is youtube royalty at this point. All his vids are bangers and actually teach you shit as well. Mark is proof the school system is flawed.
I'd just like to take a minute to say how much I love your videos. I've been binging them recently. Your jokes are extremely unique, I think a lot of people are too worried about what people will say but you're just 100% keeping it real. Keep up the content 👍
Ah gotta love when joe fills you up with his content.
Joe never fails to pump me up with his fulfilling content
Pump you?💀💀💀
Ayo wtf 😭
you havent even watched the video
joe never fails to rage all of his content on to me
pause ⏸️
joe honestly makes my day. thank you man :)
you havent even watched the video
Joe you made my day bro my girlfriend broke up with me yesterday and your videos have made me better
And this is why I think that petty theft deserves prison
Imagine everybody in this city just put this exact backpack with the exact mechanism in it in their car, so every single robber would start freaking out at every car and slowly stop
8:14 this shit killed me “so now we’re going to set their house on fire”😂😂😂😂😂
Joe needs to get one of those mark Rober science experience kits and do it on stream
He should put liquid shit instead of glitter, so it just starts spraying diarrhea everywhere LMAO 💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂
Joe never fails to pump me up with his joyful content until I scream with joy
Ayo
Yo THE FU--
Stolen 💀💀😭
where
@@sakurakoshi1222 idk I assumed cuz there's a kid named goated lampxx right below this comment saying Almost the same thing word for word 💀
what if i put like a bunch of fentinel
“Put mustard gas in it” got me rolling 🤣
Joes videos always make me laugh even on the worst days
Mark:"GLITTA BOMB"
Joe's fans:"ATOMIC BOMBS"
The glitter-bomb 7.0 is going to be the same nuke from heroshima
bro really tried to maverick the car window😭
Joe why is your beard ginger in the thumbnail 💀
bro the commentary on this video was crazy 😭😭
Joe never fails to fill me up with sticky bodily fluids
Joe never fails to get me bricked up almost as much as when I see Mark Roger Destroys Car Thieves in real life
joe never fails to have a reaction
Why is this like, the most entertaining stuff on the internet
Joe never fails to make me scream with joy when he posts
Bro joe is a menace in this video
I love when joes tickle my nickel every day every stream😭🙏🏽🙏🏽
blessed be thou when joe uploads
It is literally a severe issue in San Francisco. We were literally briefed that if we visit San Fran to be aware people break into cars ALL the time.
They really need to do something about it tbh.
Someone sprayed fart spray in the halls at my school. The smell stayed til the next day.
0:31 it hasn’t even been a minute yet jesus joe 😭
13:51. Bro is unhinged😂
its truly amazing what AI can do now days... its like hes still with us
i like how joe talks abt dead possums most of the time
22:11 one time i watched someone grab two whole carts full of stuff from ross and just run out and just throw it in the back of a truck
What these criminals don't know, is I've hidden 57 grams of pure Francium and a motion activated sensor that will release water and react with the francium as soon as the car reaches a speed of 35 mph. They won't know what hit them 😊😊
Joe never fails to make me smile and giggle 🤤
joe never fails to put roadkill in my backpack
I love how the thieves at the end think they’re higher on the moral compass. Like they’re the victims.
5:25 What you looking for is chlorine gas. (;
Joe never fails to give me his battle beast.
Damn, that was kinda crazy when that shadow stared into the camera
Joe never fails to crack me up
Makes my day when i see he posted
Bros letting his intrusive thoughts get the better if him 😅
"military grade fart spray" is crazy😂😂😂
Imagine being stuck in traffic when the fart spray goes off🤣
mark: we made traps that spin spray fly
Joe: what if we put a bear trap in the bag
Bruh i was literally saying to myself, "Cloroform would be funny to put in there so u could just watch them absolutly pass out." And he said "Nah put Cloroform, watch them just pass out" 💀
imagine you tried to rob this car and are now watching this video
Why was bro feeling so devious today
When robbers try to steal the batmobile replica, but its not a replica.
If Joe ever goes crazy he will turn into scarecrow but if mark rober glitter traps
Thanks Joe you’ve given me more edge worthy content 🙏🏾
You know the video is old when the thumbnail is Joe with a beard and the video without a beard
“Fill it with poop, that would have been better!”
Imagine finding dead animals and then they are panicking but also there is mustard gas leaking out a tube in a secret compartment
Joe, I have been at the airport for 7 hours, and my plane is delayed for another 10 hours. This video was much needed lol
"I tracked the guy who stole my laptop and put an IED set to explode when he starts his car" - mark rober
Joe never fails to fill me with glitter
Joe never fails t fill me with joy
damn mark is doing gods work
“ mark put mustard gas in it” then he would be arrested for murder in the third degree
Joe never fails to make his content pump deep inside of me
joe never fails to make my bed sheets white
Happy Christmas Joe!!
Mark Rober using PVZ music
Merry Christmas Joe
Bro is just tryna hurt people 🤣
You're coming dangerously close to being on a watch list my friend
joes on a watchlist by now
joe's comment section is actually so funny
Imagine mark put fireworks inside
Joe never fails to fill me with his fart spray
The racism at the end was crazy like I swear people have no decency or respect 😭💀
Transferred to this comment section too
3:15 like that one I did a thing video! He'd love that 😂
Red phosphorus would be fire 🔥
Joe never fails to fill me with cream
Wowie Joey! What a spledufirous video you have for us today! Well golly gee willikers, this is astounding!
My first video watching, and in the first 30 seconds Joe says there’s a C4 in the bag😂😂😂 and there gonna die😂😂😂
Diluted thioacetone. It has to be diluted or you’ll make half the city smell unbearably bad.
it would be funny if the bag had a pre recorded message of a guy saying he's from the cartel and saying that the bag is tracking them
“Put Mustard Gas In It”
This guy is funny asf😂😂
Don't let joe learn how to make those trap.
Joe shoulda make a collab and use his ideas 💀
this entire video can be taken out of context horribly
How
Joe never fails to fill me up
Joe is carrying life rn