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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg RUclips comments).
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I live near an army base, so I've seen a few bumper stickers that say "I'm an EOD tech. If you see me running, keep up!"
Story 1: What makes me a good Demo Man?
IF I WAS A BAD DEMO MAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA!
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@@AgroSquerril but what if, during that conversation, demoman just vanishes? what about that?
The if you see me running then you should follow reminds me of another video about when dealing with humans.
"If you see a human Lawyer run."
"If a human Lawyer sees you run faster."
"If you see a human running it's probably to get away from a Lawyer and you should follow suit."
Awesome! You did a great job on my story! Though funnily enough you managed to mispronounce the only alien name that’s an actual word! Thanks so much again for reading my story! Keep up the good work!
As always I am pretty sure that I can say on behalf of all my fellows that we all truly appreciate your work and can somewhat understand the difficulty of creation for when do you stop when is it good enough to release how do you connect these important plot points and so on and so forth but I can easily say THANK YOU you created an interesting story and we enjoyed it 😅😊
Fear not for i have the rare and just ability to mispronounce anything! thank you again for the permission.
Maxim 3 "If you see me running fast, try to keep up."
Anyone catch that his armor is called a BRA?
The 2nd is making war so pricey that you hope the sue for peace, like in Vietnam.
like the end of most wars
We actually did force Vietnam to sign a surrender order on January 27, 1973 (Though everybody remembers the evacuation of the US embassy three years later).
Ah yes, Maxim #3, also phrased as "If you see me running, try to keep up."
Shrapnal is not Fragmentation. shrapnell refers to ball barings that are scattered by deternation where as fragmentation is generaly the metal casing that has been shiered in to a sharp edged
Only the one pulling it out will nitpick that pointysharp
Fragmentation is a function, shrapnel is the result. Understanding comes after the medic, digs it out of your hide.
@@kirkjones9639 nope shrapnal frefers to ball barings used in shrapnal shells and was named for the royal ordinence officer who invented the shell. the stuff that comes off a standed pineable handgrnade is frag
@@Tommy-5684 According to my instructors at SOI, and the Medics, who later pulled it out of my hide, you are wrong. All things considered, I believe them. Besides none of my frag. grenades had ball bearings in them. My Claymore Mines did but that is a different critter.
@@kirkjones9639 well the term shrapnal came from leutenent Henery Shrapnal of the royal Artilery who designed a shrapnal shell in 1784 that detonayed in mid-air and showerd advancing troups with ball braings. shrapnal did later become a coloqualism for the fregmentation of a high explosive shell but being the pedant that i am i felt it right to point out that strictly speaking shrapnal refers to an exploive device that throws items that are not part of its casing and those items are the main killing implment not the explosive its self or its casing as with HE and fragmentation
How do you only have just under 2k subs.. your readings are brilliant
glad you enjoyed. The Google algorithm is still warming up to me but we will get there in the end. No idea where there is but that's not the point
TheSardakar ikr
All read Schlock Mercenary home of The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
I used to have a Tshirt that said:
I am a bomb technician
If you see me running
Try to keep up
its good advice
Maxim #3 is my favourite
Thanks for the story
1:12 I know it’s 10 months late but I still must point out that “coup” is pronounced “koo,” as in rhyming with “zoo.” Just another sneaky French word that made it into the English language, and pronounced totally different from its spelling. Just like rendezvous, pronounced “ron-day-vu.”
Thank you for the help , it was a slip of the tongue
@@AgroSquerril no worries. I figured either it slipped past editing or you just didn’t know at the time.
How to fight a human if your not a human or similar spices and or culture.
You don’t. You try to be friendly and avoid conflict if possible. Reconciliation of there clamed space. And avoid killing civilians of any species in there space. Don’t give them a Reson to fight you.
That’s if they can fight you with superior or equal- firepower, tactics, or ships.
If they don’t then they will make you spread your lines thin harass your lines and cause as much damage and or stall untill they can win a fight against you.
Forkin great work
Nice video
glad you like
FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!
for the algorithm
To please the algorithm
For the algorithm
Lucky cherry bomb. 😃
Fta ,and sarge boomer!
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