After that announcement, I would briefly speak quietly to my wife to confirm options, then I would stand up and thank her for her kind offer, but announce that the house would be sold on the open market to fund a move to the other side of the country for better job opportunities. OOOOH! And find the best Gossip at the club, other than MIL, and spill the tea about MIL.
Backup singers: 🎵Ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego🎵 Me: 🎵That's all Eleanor was full of / that's all she operated on / but if she thought she could get away with stealin' from everyone in sight / she was wrong / Karma / Fate and Reality / would come breakin' her front door down / justice clearly won't be foolin' around / yeah Eleanor's goin' down / a punishment she brought on herself🎵 (to the tune of the Blue Suede song "Hooked On A Feelin'")
After that announcement, I would briefly speak quietly to my wife to confirm options, then I would stand up and thank her for her kind offer, but announce that the house would be sold on the open market to fund a move to the other side of the country for better job opportunities.
OOOOH! And find the best Gossip at the club, other than MIL, and spill the tea about MIL.
I finally stopped speaking to my mother. I think she died happy.
Stop getting quotes out of sync
Backup singers: 🎵Ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego ego🎵
Me: 🎵That's all Eleanor was full of / that's all she operated on / but if she thought she could get away with stealin' from everyone in sight / she was wrong / Karma / Fate and Reality / would come breakin' her front door down / justice clearly won't be foolin' around / yeah Eleanor's goin' down / a punishment she brought on herself🎵
(to the tune of the Blue Suede song "Hooked On A Feelin'")