Monday Morning Podcast 2-5-24 | Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 4 фев 2024
- Bill rambles about his fast food dreams, Escape from New York, and losing to the market.
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"What are you waiting for?"
Has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard you say to gun nuts
Really? That’s the funniest thing? Also does owning a bunch of guns make me a gun nut?
@@phuckyou6314 Yep!
@@phuckyou6314 What are you waiting for?
@@phuckyou6314yes
@@phuckyou6314 triggered much ❄️ ?!
Those last 12 minutes of the podcast was incredible ❤
Who knew a bald red headed stand up comedian would also be one of the best therapist 👍
@29:15 That Al Pacino impression was spot on
Jesus Christ, this was the most uplifting speech I've heard in a damn long time.
Oh nice, just noticed Bill hit a mill! Congratulations Bill and the Greek Freak 🤘
Back to Bill just ramblin' 👍
Nature is healing!
Zip....recruiter ad is the funniest part of the podcast! 😅
Zip... reee*glitches out*
I was about to say the same!
Nothing funnier when Bill does the Pacino from Heat......"CAUSE SHE'S GOT A..........GREAT AZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!"
R.I.P. Carl Weathers 💪🏻❤️💪🏻
OJ was another athlete that had a successful acting career….
Bills closing pep talk is definitely something I and many others can use right now. Better than the fat shaming lol.
Thank you, Bill for the motivational speech at the end. I’m trying to make a career for myself in music and film and all of that aside, just as a human being who deals with a lot, as we all do, I really needed to here that. Every time I’m having a hard time from here forward, I’m going to repeat to myself that I’m nothing special. Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and move on. Thanks again. Long time fan. You are the best in comedy.
Happy Monday Bill n’ friends!! 🫶🎉💫
Trump supporters HATE America.
lolz@@PhukTrump2024
Did a 5 day water fast, was pissed off and hungry the whole time. “Broke” the fast by eating a steak, 6 eggs and two beers…holy hell never had a gut ache and the shits like that in my life. Definitely don’t recommend ending one like that lol
Why the fuck would you do a water fast? Even as a body building competitor and wrestler in the past I’ve never heard of a water fast….you can cut water for a couple days but it’s highly highly advised to never go too long without water….im just curious what ass hat or new diet fast trend told you to do that? lol plz don’t take this like I’m saying YOU are dumb. Where did you hear to do this is my question?
Nvm I just realized what you meant lol I’m a dumbass lol
Where tf is Lovitz ?
😂😂😂
He’s at home, washing his tightz
Screw him I hate him
We know it's you Jon
Do you know how to look at older videos posted from someone's account? Last video bud
1 million subs billy red face. It's been a long ride.
Chuck Conners The Rifleman played in both the MLB and the NBA for the Cubs and Celtics.
Angels as well.
That was one of the best pump up and get back on the house speech I think I've heard. All from experience.
You can tell how Bill is feeling by how much energy goes in to zip recruiters read
"GREAT ASS" 😂
Dude you were literally in breaking bad.
"Getchya fhkkin shine box freckles!" lol!
I dunno if you heard or not, but I dont do that no moor
Carl was a legend, he was such a intellectually talented jock you have to just give him all the praise that is humanly possible. So awesome, he will be missed..
Escape from New York...what a classic. Love your podcast and PS thumbs up on being decent to one another.
46:28, the best ending to a podcast
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.”
40:15
"It's a big club AND YOU AIN'T IN IT!"
-George Carlin
What an inspiring career Bill! Working since you were 3. You’re one of the best comedians out there. Love ya
BILLY B. BREAKIN' IT DOWN. Thanx Dude
Chuck Conners played for the Boston Celtics. He was the first person to break an NBA backboard.
Ole billy hit 1 million!
The best part of old dads was when Nia was cleaning the glitter off of your head with the Scotch tape
Can't wait to hear about Bill Burr opinion on the Super Bowl.
Great half time speech Bill. You'd make an awesome football coach🤘
Another great journey . Brilliant 😂
Man, in a world that seems to have gone completely and utterly fucking insane, it’s SO comforting to hear Bill talk sense about the halfwits in/running our society.
Great advice to last read. That inspired me!
Great show, thank you!
Brilliant advice at the end, thanks so much
All of the people at those car auctions need to be audited. It’s the same 30 people buying car after car 100k to a million plus fees and shipping like it’s nothing 😂
My Father in law dragged me to at least 100 of those car shows before he died and I never saw him spend a dollar except at the hotdog stand. There are like a hundred people going to these things in the Target parking lot or whatever and you right. There are just a few who are buying. I bet it's always the same people.
@benjaminbender6704 Something aint right. My dad had one neat car and it took a while to restore and enjoy
His closing advice definitely helped ❤
Just went forward in time 19 days and back in 5 seconds. No ginger balls is doing my act lol
Good shit
Yay Bill!!! ❤❤❤
Preach it Bill! Loved your soliloquy
Thanks Bill for this podcast it makes me relax and it feels like home
Him calling for government uprising is not my idea of relaxing 😅
@@vadim7590 You din't grow up in my family
@@gustavomezcala4142 true, I grew up in mine 😂 😂
Best outro reply ever. Thank You, Sir Burr
had to drop em' as a customer - bill burr discussing dad's allowance
Shaq, and O.J Simpson both transitioned from sports to acting. One even moved on to homicide!
Chuck Connora ( The Rifle Man) played for The Celtics and the Red Sox.
"Drunk food" 🤣🤣🤣 That could be a show 🤣🤣🤣
Hosts just blitzed out of their mind, drunkenly reviewing takeaway food
@@RikimaruLDR I'm laughing so hard just thinking about it🤣🤣🤣 Sounds like an SNL skit in the making...
Every comment is better in the bill burr voice
Great advice at 42:00 , can’t we all just get along!?
I wonder what people at zip recruiter think of burrs ad reads lol. Theyre hilarious and actually effective cause hes the only one ill listen to the ad reads.
1mil subs congrats Billy red balls
GREAT ASS!!! Lmao😂, dude, I almost had to pull over!
Known your dad since practice at brockton mall, drummer nyself spent hours in dental chair with your dad,wanted advise on shipping your drums out to cali for you. Your brother helped me with inheritance affairs , broughf you up as I have been a fan for years never extended conversions concerning you. I think your right on and right inthe pocket ,great job on your life choice, I went to Ma coll of pharmacy but quit to go on the road with my band back in mid 70's. Keeping me sane thanks Rick V.
Where is your Zip Recruiter bonus, you put so much into those haha
Billy you are my GOD
Bill burr is my religion 🙏🏻 thank you for making me laugh like a maniac at 6:30 in the morning
Bill makes me appreciate old guys that like basketball those guys have knowledge I need to know about
Bring Lovitz
That point about the gun nuts had me laugh out loud sitting here by myself
Revolution Bill
HOWWWWARRRRRYAAAAAAA
Chuck "the Rifleman" Conners is an absolute legend. He played for the Celtics, too! 💪🏻
Brian Bosworth , Ed O'neil just off the top we're great.
We out here
Man that was great great ass impression!
I own a 1969 Oldsmobile 442, its metallic emerald green with black stripes. Bill needs to do some research because my car came out with (and still has) a 455 big block engine. And no, it does not produce 190hp... It was rated at 380 horsepower when it rolled out of the factory. 🤷🏼♀️ Mine is not currently "stock" so I've got a little more than that lol my only complaint is the approximate 4 mpg i get 😂
“I got me earplugs in” -Blarney Burr
Bill burr 🎉
St. Louis city was really beat to hell when they filmed Escape From New York. They didn't have to stage much.
The guy that played in Hunter and the guy that played in Sentinel
Best Pacino ever man.
Bill Burr, representative to the last generation who gives a crap about sports.
"This one has a GREAT ASS"
Funniest podcast moment in a while
Did Bill completely forget about OJ Simpson or just left him out on purpose? He’s no Carl Weathers of course.
Maybe the only thing better than eating McDonalds was dumpster diving for the unsold food they had to throw out at closing. We may not have been sober, lol. One guy to watch for the police and one guy to find the right bag, ha ha ha ha
Big shout out to old Billy freckled chest, for honoring the memory of the legendary Carl Weathers....classy mention my man.
34:45 "i just found out what dystopian means"
4:43 Rest in peace a great icon
I need to fast. It helps me
Cam Neely in dumb and dumber
Sea bass
Who's the dead man hit me with the salt shaker?
Ol' Bronco Billy II the Motha of All Motivators I!
McDonald. Thanks I was hungry.
There you go folks. Now you know to put your money on San Francisco. If Billy's betting on Kansas City, you should know that SF will definitely win.
Jim Brown & Joel McHale Baby!!!
"What are you waiting for?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lollololol, "what do you need? a 4 top?" bahahahahha
Go BILLYCAKES GO
Bill you can say anything and I would like it,… ha!
38:45 the British do the best English accents 😂 also 35:28, anatomy of a FAIL?
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More great advice at 53:00 , life is ups and down… hang on!
ITS MONDAAAAAAAAYYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAAA
Hey Billy Freckles, Shamrock shake is back at McDonald's, I'm sure you'll be skipping down there later, Ya Irish Leprechaun 🍀
When you gonna talk about 1m subscribers Bill???
I think the special guest at the benefit will be …The Dice Man . ( ADC )
Not yet! 😂
Sounds Like Your over The endless Cough and OOOOOHHH I Know how that SUCKS !!! You sound like It's almost DONE.. ROCK and ROLL
Fats and proteins aren't a great way to break fasts over 48 hours. The cantaloupe is okay, but avocado terrible. For a 48 hour fast best to wait a few days before eating heavy fat laden foods like avocados, as they're harder on organs.
How long has Zip Recruiter been a sponsor? It seems like forever!