Why a Man Bun Makes You Better Than Everyone Else

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @Captainkeys88
    @Captainkeys88 8 лет назад +1586

    He has the perfect voice for these skits.

    • @adamstein4104
      @adamstein4104 5 лет назад +8

      John Keys Right?!

    • @ThaaiSamurai
      @ThaaiSamurai 5 лет назад +5

      I know!

    • @cheridehart8625
      @cheridehart8625 4 года назад +2

      Definitely!!!

    • @haqeeqee
      @haqeeqee 4 года назад +9

      It’s like ASMR and comedy combined. 😇

    • @brianshaffneraclc
      @brianshaffneraclc 4 года назад +8

      The dead pan delivery is superb. He's like the Steven Wright of pseudo spirituality.

  • @davewhite523
    @davewhite523 7 лет назад +245

    There's a whole town with people just like this, Eugene Oregon

  • @714jud
    @714jud 8 лет назад +260

    Thanks so much. I grew up in SoCal,
    vegan,yoga,New Age and thinking I was
    more enlightened than nearly everyone else. You have shown me, by your insightful work, that I was right. I am better! Please keep up the good work.
    Knowledge is power!

    • @e.w.5585
      @e.w.5585 5 лет назад +9

      quinoa is power !

    • @LoversRfighters
      @LoversRfighters 4 года назад +12

      Yes, I too. We shouldn't hide our superiority it only makes others weaker.

    • @bohemianwriter1
      @bohemianwriter1 4 года назад +3

      Must have been traumatizing for ya. I feel your pain
      Being raised on Quinoa and ultra woke fundamentalism.
      Makes growing up with a pair of fundie parents whom are both related in the deep south that much more attractive, eh?
      😂
      Kisskiss
      Super-dupher-ultra-spiritual-WokeAF-Hippie-Jebus-lookalike constantly high on weed, and stuffed with tofu and pork chops :
      P.S. Man Buns is BLASPHEMY!
      (Unless you're a burger flipper with long hair and likes to flip off customers in his spare time)

    • @lolaisawake
      @lolaisawake 4 года назад +8

      My sons and I are forest living, tiny house and yurt dwelling, barefooted, off grid, vegan, gluten-free, kombucha drinking, cannabis loving, anti vaccine, long haired, bun-wearing, bearded (the guys), Jesus-looking, permaculture gardening, humanure composting, parapolitical researching, homesteading, foraging, guitar playing, painting, Mexican blanket hoodie wearing anarchists who wear no masks anywhere. Spiritual AF! ☺️

    • @sunniertimer598
      @sunniertimer598 4 года назад

      lol

  • @evflyleaf
    @evflyleaf 4 года назад +66

    I can’t breathe over how softly he said “I’m *composting* tonight” 😂

    • @MaliMaslacak526
      @MaliMaslacak526 3 года назад

      You can't breathe period. Your mask prevents you to do that😳

  • @dudemanbrocuz
    @dudemanbrocuz 7 лет назад +1290

    i'm bald on top, this allows me to double bun with my side hair. double the enlightenment

    • @everlastingideas8625
      @everlastingideas8625 6 лет назад +85

      Or you can have 4 small buns 2 on the sides , one on top and one at the back. It will be one bun for each element (fire, water, air, earth). You ll become a nature God

    • @EnigmaSixx
      @EnigmaSixx 4 года назад +35

      @Donald Piniach now I'm just imagining princess Leia with a bald spot.😑

    • @bubbles3161
      @bubbles3161 4 года назад +15

      LMFAO ! Priceless !

    • @RH-tv9hk
      @RH-tv9hk 4 года назад +11

      You are the Supreme Special One

    • @micheleolexa4767
      @micheleolexa4767 4 года назад +8

      "Double the Enlightenment "...your amazing !!!

  • @biankapaloma
    @biankapaloma 5 лет назад +72

    " I wear clothes to express that I don't need to wear clothes"😂

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 4 года назад

      It's a little misquoted but i do the thing he was talking about, and i don't even do the rest (especially the manbun)

  • @chappelear4
    @chappelear4 8 лет назад +148

    I love how serious you look while explaining yourself.

  • @Gpacharlie
    @Gpacharlie 6 лет назад +136

    I stuffed my bean bag chair with Quinoa and now I float with the gods.

  • @alc4117
    @alc4117 8 лет назад +183

    i just love how sarcastically and monotoneously he points out the flaws in things

    • @517oceanfront
      @517oceanfront 4 года назад +5

      Totally...

    • @mazsroy9
      @mazsroy9 3 года назад +4

      Me too. Love him.

    • @suzannenichols6900
      @suzannenichols6900 3 года назад +5

      Yeah this channel actually helps me cope with the madness in this world.

  • @johnessmyer4665
    @johnessmyer4665 4 года назад +6

    Love this guy,,,,,, he’s funny as hell and can do it with a straight face!

  • @johngagon
    @johngagon 8 лет назад +828

    You can't just put your hair in a bun and act like a cross between a spiritual warrior and a British nanny. LOL

    • @woodsprout
      @woodsprout 5 лет назад +1

      Who is acting like a Brittish nanny?

    • @brigittedelapava163
      @brigittedelapava163 5 лет назад +5

      John Gagon that made me burst out laughing!!

    • @yyz125
      @yyz125 4 года назад

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @lancehobbs8012
      @lancehobbs8012 4 года назад +4

      The ancient Indians knew about this. HaaaHha! Classic bro🤣

    • @bonnie3232
      @bonnie3232 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CoCojoy420
    @CoCojoy420 4 года назад +14

    My dad told me one time never trust any man that has a ponytail or a manbun, truer words he spoke to me.

    • @jessicaellina3878
      @jessicaellina3878 Год назад +1

      Lol..men in leather trousers
      Old men in leather trousers
      Old men with ponytails in leather trousers
      Old men with man buns in leather trousers 😂😂😂😂

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 8 месяцев назад

      Truer words he _never_ spoke you mean? "Truer words he spoke to me" isn't even a thing and if it was it would mean that at some other point he spoke words that had more truth than the ones you just quoted.
      "Truer words were never spoken" is an accepted saying, although usually in a different context.

  • @mzmaiden
    @mzmaiden 8 лет назад +54

    I love the condescending quietness of tone you've mastered. I almost spit my tea when you said you only drink out of jars... I'm sitting here drinking from a jar because I'm too lazy to load the dishwasher :-)

  • @yyz125
    @yyz125 4 года назад +4

    The seriousness in his eyes and facial expressions is effen brilliant

  • @AshleyBTibbetts
    @AshleyBTibbetts 8 лет назад +544

    "In college I majored in quinoa history" 😂 😂

    • @reirei8699
      @reirei8699 4 года назад +9

      sounds legit

    • @AuntStina
      @AuntStina 4 года назад +4

      Might be better than majoring in underwater basket weaving 😂

    • @lucygoose6237
      @lucygoose6237 4 года назад +1

      "Is that quinoa?! I HATE QUINOA!" - Alton Brown

    • @user-mt4zr5kp7h
      @user-mt4zr5kp7h 4 года назад +1

      Lmao he was literally saying that line as I read your post. In my mind I was about to pronounce it "kin-Oh-uh" as I read it until then! Lol
      Cool! Learned a new word I'd been saying wrong lmao!

    • @Johnhasa1
      @Johnhasa1 2 года назад

      Lool

  • @mammothorbust
    @mammothorbust 7 лет назад +566

    A rare combination that is lesser-known yet spiritually superior is the man bun + mustache. Nothing displays your complexity greater than looking like a pirate and an elderly Asian woman at the same time.

    • @Lengsel7
      @Lengsel7 6 лет назад +11

      LOL!

    • @stephj9378
      @stephj9378 5 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @8simonking8
      @8simonking8 4 года назад +9

      sure better late than never but I just wanted to tell you that today's day and age all you have to do is identify yourself as a man and there it is you're a man no one can tell you NO. Sad disturbing and true!

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 года назад

      That description made me LOL

    • @shancon6377
      @shancon6377 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @Brian-cg6tn
    @Brian-cg6tn 4 года назад +32

    I subconsciously clenched my hand into a fist when he said “you can’t spell community without unity”😂😂😂😂

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 3 года назад

      Soviet anthem intensifies.

  • @dlwatib
    @dlwatib 8 лет назад +622

    The only thing more "spiritual" than a man bun is a man topnot. Why be satisfied with a man bun at the nape of your neck when you can proudly display your spirituality for all to see on the top of your head? Also, as you get older it will conveniently be in the right place to cover your bald spot.

    • @woodsprout
      @woodsprout 8 лет назад +6

      Basically I see people pull back or put up their hair, to hold it out of the way, or because of hot weather or both.

    • @zzzaaayyynnn
      @zzzaaayyynnn 8 лет назад +5

      ...and it's sexier. Not that a man bun is NOT sexy. haha

    • @lindamcdonald6560
      @lindamcdonald6560 7 лет назад +3

      OMG hahahahah! LOVIT!

    • @MrOnomatopoiea
      @MrOnomatopoiea 7 лет назад +3

      Actually in the Star Wars prequels, there was a midget Jedi called Even Piell who was bald but had a man topknot! ;)

    • @Ukelay13
      @Ukelay13 7 лет назад

      dlwatib I've offered guys money for topknots before. It just looks so wrong on a white guy.

  • @reinamendez8163
    @reinamendez8163 3 года назад +1

    JP, your voice is so relaxing, it's like you are chilled all the time.

  • @Notorious_Grey
    @Notorious_Grey 8 лет назад +547

    That last comment "I only drink out of Jars" made me laugh really hard

    • @kensquint2374
      @kensquint2374 8 лет назад +6

      me, too. That was my house as a kid.

    • @mirisoji8406
      @mirisoji8406 8 лет назад +4

      +Notorious Grey I also eat soup out of jars :O

    • @WeezieV
      @WeezieV 6 лет назад +1

      Notorious Grey me too!!!!🤣

    • @jenm6387
      @jenm6387 4 года назад

      Me too.

    • @adamdavislee
      @adamdavislee 4 года назад

      I thought it was all satire until this part-then I thought "oh actually, I can relate to that". 😄 (Why use up space with cups, when you already use jars? 😉)

  • @tammywilson8636
    @tammywilson8636 3 года назад +10

    You have LITERALLY described my daughter and her boyfriend TO THE “T”!!! 🤣😂😩

  • @jillvirginiamangino1367
    @jillvirginiamangino1367 8 лет назад +485

    my husband came home perplexed that our pharmacist had a "man bun" today ... I said honey he must be "ultra spiritual" .

    • @enterthevoidIi
      @enterthevoidIi 8 лет назад

      he did what?

    • @ntactime_w3488
      @ntactime_w3488 4 года назад +5

      David Chaplin you have an untrained eye to spot true spirituality

    • @dystopian2153
      @dystopian2153 4 года назад

      😂

    • @slovnicurling9808
      @slovnicurling9808 4 года назад +2

      @David Chaplin Walk away because of hairstyle? You sound like very intolerant person.

    • @lolaisawake
      @lolaisawake 4 года назад +9

      My sons and I are forest living, tiny house and yurt dwelling, barefooted, off grid, vegan, gluten-free, kombucha drinking, cannabis loving, anti vaccine, long haired, bun-wearing, bearded (the guys), Jesus-looking, permaculture gardening, humanure composting, parapolitical researching, homesteading, foraging, guitar playing, painting, Mexican blanket hoodie wearing anarchists who wear no masks anywhere. Spiritual AF! ☺️

  • @Wisdomforthehour
    @Wisdomforthehour Год назад +1

    Oh my gosh I’m always bagging on the “man bun”. Hahaha. This is perfect!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Brastius
    @Brastius 8 лет назад +63

    I was taught by an old Mayan medicine man the ancient art of using quinoa as electronics packing material. This has really helped me achieve my vision board goal of buying more vision boards.

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 4 года назад +3

      your comment is 4 years old and you have 44 likes.
      the angels are speaking to you through the universal power of numbers o' spiritual one. Now stare harder at your 4 vision boards and be blessed!

    • @cathalbutler
      @cathalbutler 4 года назад +3

      @@gamingchinchilla7323 Great to see a true master has replied.

    • @isabellenicaud3725
      @isabellenicaud3725 4 года назад

      🙏🥂

  • @kreassiva9138
    @kreassiva9138 4 года назад

    This man is so pure all his soul knowledge go to the world unfiltered by his fisical body and mind.

  • @sarahhanshaw386
    @sarahhanshaw386 8 лет назад +18

    I love that you challenge people to laugh at themselves.

  • @blacksheepwall79
    @blacksheepwall79 3 года назад +4

    "I find it so grounding to have my feet on the ground" I lost my shit. That's right up there with Musashi Miyamoto's advice "To avoid falling down, keep your balance."

  • @LuxeLaFemme
    @LuxeLaFemme 8 лет назад +32

    When I need a good laugh I come to your site! I love your messages, both satirical and serious.

    • @AwakenWithJP
      @AwakenWithJP  8 лет назад +9

      +Tara Tillman Thank you for sharing your laughs with me Tara!

  • @wildatbest7075
    @wildatbest7075 4 года назад +3

    I love how I decided to put my hair in a man bun today and this video shows up in my feed

  • @MatthewNeill
    @MatthewNeill 8 лет назад +68

    You had me at, "I only drink out of jars..."

  • @nicandromartinezsotelo3300
    @nicandromartinezsotelo3300 Год назад

    Thank you for your accurate depiction of truth. I always thought I felt more superior than anyonr else, and now i know I am.

  • @moonbeanification
    @moonbeanification 8 лет назад +188

    "you need to be fascinated with quinoa"

  • @inbetwheens
    @inbetwheens 6 лет назад +1

    LOL !!!! "lack of selfconfidence" as kindness !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @crystalgridart3610
    @crystalgridart3610 8 лет назад +161

    I currently work in a barbershop and create and upkeep man bun's daily. What does this mean for my spirituality?

    • @crystalgridart3610
      @crystalgridart3610 8 лет назад +41

      +Madelyn Ferguson I'm just doing what the universe is asking of me... thank you for the support.

    • @duchessedeberne3909
      @duchessedeberne3909 6 лет назад +19

      You are the bun Guru

    • @paulden3158
      @paulden3158 6 лет назад +14

      Keeper of the men bun

    • @narcissenot
      @narcissenot 6 лет назад +4

      Bun shaper

    • @adamchilds9132
      @adamchilds9132 6 лет назад +7

      Your so humble, like jesus, doing this daily, yes I think this makes you just like Jesus

  • @Maria-h1q6w
    @Maria-h1q6w Год назад

    YOU ARE A GIFT TO HUMANITY..THANKYOU JP❤

  • @suchandradasi
    @suchandradasi 8 лет назад +83

    "What am I doing tonight? I'll be composting tonight." HAhahahahahahahah

  • @steveosoprano9078
    @steveosoprano9078 7 лет назад +1

    JP thank you for helping me see the full potential of my man bun! You have validated its existence.

  • @F1areon
    @F1areon 8 лет назад +67

    I find it so grounding to have my feet on the ground. Sometimes people get mad at me when I walk into their house in my dirt-covered feet... I don't get that. Do they just hate the Earth that badly?

    • @RH-tv9hk
      @RH-tv9hk 4 года назад +1

      Anti-Earthers

  • @ladyaqua6468
    @ladyaqua6468 Год назад +1

    "Long hair is like an antenna for attracting spiritual oneness" 😂😂😂

  • @benjaminbaron3209
    @benjaminbaron3209 7 лет назад +65

    Kinda odd, how this guy kinda explains my style in a way that makes it sound very stupid... I am barefoot all year, don't buy clothes all that often, use a bicicle to get everywhere, wear my long hair short with a beard, appear kind and gentle, have quinoa lying around, reuse shopping bags... I AM SO SPIRITUAL!

    • @RH-tv9hk
      @RH-tv9hk 4 года назад +11

      Lol. You may be doing it just to be you. I think this is poking fun at the people who do it to be hip and trendy. See: Portlandia

    • @bohemianwriter1
      @bohemianwriter1 4 года назад

      @Shaman96 I just have to take a look in the mirror 😂

    • @jandemars580
      @jandemars580 4 года назад

      Have you... nevermind

  • @drivesmecrazy1000
    @drivesmecrazy1000 4 года назад +3

    "You're a spiritual prodigy." 🤣😂🤣

  • @JaeChristineOfficial
    @JaeChristineOfficial 8 лет назад +205

    HOT cocoa made out of RAW almond milk....LMAO!!!!!

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 4 года назад +4

      @@aceventura1587 But it's not raw after it's heated...

    • @gamingchinchilla7323
      @gamingchinchilla7323 4 года назад +2

      its made all the more delicious when its the chocolate version of said almond milk. Also the cups are easier to clean :B

    • @suzannenichols6900
      @suzannenichols6900 3 года назад

      The only way to fly...LOLOL.

  • @vadimsokolenko5681
    @vadimsokolenko5681 2 года назад +1

    Man, you are special !

  • @donnyzarra
    @donnyzarra 8 лет назад +264

    Please enlighten us more on Quinoa. I really need to learn more about this magical substance.

    • @ChefRafi
      @ChefRafi 8 лет назад +4

      I'll show you how to make quinoa risotto.

    • @marblecrow
      @marblecrow 8 лет назад +5

      Have you seen the video of David Lynch making quinoa?

    • @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge
      @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge 7 лет назад +1

      I used to live on quinoa

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 7 лет назад +1

      Sunny T I got some because my nutrition guy told me to stop eating brown rice. But I never tried making it. I don't think I have a weak gut either. My sister use to boil it and then fry it, smelled bad.

    • @EyeSeeThruYou
      @EyeSeeThruYou 5 лет назад +3

      Friend of mine used it as emergency kitty litter one time. She had a smaller dinner but a less stinky apartment 😅

  • @deco2gogo
    @deco2gogo 4 года назад +8

    Wow, I have an ex-boyfriend who wore a man bun, and I now I understand that it wasn't just for convenience, but to tell the world just how special he was. He also rode a bike and he had that unearned air of superiority.

    • @nicandromartinezsotelo3300
      @nicandromartinezsotelo3300 Год назад +1

      But he really was superior and most likely was the best you could get.

    • @deco2gogo
      @deco2gogo Год назад

      @@nicandromartinezsotelo3300 I'm quite glad that I passed on man-bun dude, because I found a wonderful guy who doesn't like to fight or play mind games, and we've been together for 17 years. And he actually has very long hair, he just puts it in a ponytail like a normal person, lol!

  • @sammoretti5625
    @sammoretti5625 8 лет назад +102

    anybody notice he ripped that lid on the container of salad?!?!?!?!

    • @zzzaaayyynnn
      @zzzaaayyynnn 8 лет назад +34

      His manly man bun forced him to do it.

    • @lairx
      @lairx 8 лет назад +15

      I am sure it's intentional.
      You know, it's soo spiritual to bring a really organic dry&withered™ salad in a crappy container to your gathering. Everybody will love you for your frugality

  • @tensaijuusan4653
    @tensaijuusan4653 4 года назад +397

    "Man-bun" - is like the white flag of surrender to feminism.

    • @beareble-lion4446
      @beareble-lion4446 4 года назад +11

      Yeah the only acceptable answers to do you ever put your hair in a bun are fuck no an we are no longer friends.

    • @lucygoose6237
      @lucygoose6237 4 года назад +4

      Hahaahaaa!!!

    • @Giveitallyougot
      @Giveitallyougot 4 года назад +16

      A lot of insecure men in these comments who cares how someone grows their hair are yall such low life basement dwellers that you actually care? Get lives I do enjoy this skit tho

    • @tensaijuusan4653
      @tensaijuusan4653 4 года назад +24

      @@Giveitallyougot Yes it matters a great deal how men (and women) dress etc. In our culture, a man in a dress with long hair is still a deluded man pretending to be a woman who is demanding access to female sanctuaries such as rest-rooms, changing rooms, and locker rooms etc. A trend that must be actively fought against at all costs.

    • @robertb.seddon1687
      @robertb.seddon1687 4 года назад +1

      Special...🙄

  • @evekurocieru
    @evekurocieru 8 лет назад +64

    I mastered in quinoa!!!! omg everyone of these videos has me in stitches.

  • @gretchencline5124
    @gretchencline5124 7 лет назад +13

    Oh my gosh! I know a guy with a man bun who actually fits this description! LOL!

  • @MsKirstini
    @MsKirstini 8 лет назад +37

    Best channel on youtube imo. So fucking deadpan. how do you keep such a straightface

    • @tkucey8689
      @tkucey8689 8 лет назад +13

      because he only drinks out of jars

    • @6789uiop
      @6789uiop 7 лет назад +1

      He lost it trying to eat cucumber raw vegan pizza saying "it's delicious".
      Only time I've seen him break.

  • @emanuel_soundtrack
    @emanuel_soundtrack 3 года назад +1

    you described one of my best friends

  • @CliffyB81
    @CliffyB81 8 лет назад +79

    Wow dude! Are you the guy who works at the register at whole foods?

    • @Thulesmann
      @Thulesmann 4 года назад +4

      Now I know why he looks so familiar! That also explains why I didn't get hired there when I applied - I had no man bun!

  • @Ijustwantrevengeisthatsowrong
    @Ijustwantrevengeisthatsowrong 4 года назад +35

    Man bun is like a Millennial Mullet....you will look back 20 years later and ask “WTF was I thinking?”

  • @charliesierra6919
    @charliesierra6919 4 года назад +6

    "The creepiness of an aggressive priest." This was pure Gold! Manbun sensating!

  • @danielmanahan692
    @danielmanahan692 8 лет назад +110

    I want a comb over man bun

    • @mredyhcapamab
      @mredyhcapamab 8 лет назад +9

      +Daniel Manahan Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter, sir.

    • @kaitlinski493
      @kaitlinski493 8 лет назад +9

      Trump bun lol

    • @Ricky-ez2nh
      @Ricky-ez2nh 8 лет назад +6

      that would put you in a new elite status 😂

    • @curiousSOUL22
      @curiousSOUL22 8 лет назад +1

      DO IT

    • @JBoyle-jr9wb
      @JBoyle-jr9wb 8 лет назад +2

      I sport the pubic man bun

  • @EugenieHeraty
    @EugenieHeraty 4 года назад

    Long hair is just an antenna for attracting spiritual energies!!!
    Love you JP

  • @potcallingkettle
    @potcallingkettle 8 лет назад +314

    JP, I want to live the man bun lifestyle, but I am a woman. Is there any hope for me? 🌻

    • @justaboi4791
      @justaboi4791 8 лет назад +112

      +potcallingkettle Put a cucumber in your pants to achieve ultimate man bun status

    • @EforEvery1
      @EforEvery1 8 лет назад +29

      +Michael Govard But don't cats hate cucumbers? You need cats to not be afraid of you so you can connect with their spirtualness I thought.

    • @chey705
      @chey705 8 лет назад +25

      +EforEvery1 but its also Vegan. and you MUST be vegan!

    • @EforEvery1
      @EforEvery1 8 лет назад +32

      Cheyanne Uh oh. I'm a vegetarian. So I'm like a fake vegan.

    • @danolson6476
      @danolson6476 8 лет назад +2

      +potcallingkettle Heck ya! I'm living the life of a monk at no ones 'by your leave.'

  • @ebowman9801
    @ebowman9801 4 года назад +2

    You forgot “smoking weed is the only way to have highly intellectual thoughts and access your higher self” and “I constantly pressure people into having conversations with me about my self righteous beliefs because I lack real conversation skills and genuine interest in other people’s real opinions... all while falsely appearing to care about unity.”

  • @pavanatanaya
    @pavanatanaya 8 лет назад +98

    What was that exotic fruit you are eating at the end? A quinoa pod?

  • @tectonicD
    @tectonicD 5 лет назад +2

    Finally I found (HIM)!!! The all knowing, all seeing, master of time, space, dimension, and sarcasm.

  • @djdB
    @djdB 8 лет назад +14

    You are a freaking genius mate. Spot on!

  • @julieheppell2326
    @julieheppell2326 Год назад +1

    I love your work! And your sarcasm humor 💗💜🧡🖖

  • @austinm419
    @austinm419 8 лет назад +114

    This was fantastic! Please continue the satirizing of new age nonsense.

    • @arielavalos7514
      @arielavalos7514 5 лет назад +3

      @Mike thats right! What can be affirmed can be negated, what can be negated can be affirmed. - Chuang zi (taoist)

  • @ASHERUISE
    @ASHERUISE 8 лет назад +213

    Man buns cause premature baldness, so when you lose your hair, you can have an even more spiritual monk-like chrome dome.

    • @silence7047
      @silence7047 8 лет назад +6

      I spilled my tea over my tablet. thanks for that comment, made me lough!

    • @00Mindi00
      @00Mindi00 8 лет назад +4

      +ASHERUISE MONK LEVEL ACHIEVED

    • @zach3482
      @zach3482 8 лет назад +20

      Oh is that why all women are bald?

    • @stustockwell
      @stustockwell 8 лет назад +4

      +ASHERUISE HA! Jokes on you... I'm already bald.
      ... :(

    • @TheFaro2011
      @TheFaro2011 7 лет назад +6

      ASHERUISE only if it's tight

  • @tylerecho2589
    @tylerecho2589 2 года назад

    1:04 perfect analogy, just absolutely perfect

  • @joannemckann7948
    @joannemckann7948 8 лет назад +31

    Quinoa is the mother of all grains!

  • @JasonDrennen
    @JasonDrennen 4 года назад

    At first I didn't get this dude until I watched more and more videos. He seems so good at playing his roles that I believed he really believed what he was saying. He's a top contender to being the ultimate troll.

  • @Cookiesdiefrombehind
    @Cookiesdiefrombehind 8 лет назад +27

    Stop it, your satire is giving me PTSD from actual man buns.

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 3 года назад +1

      They can't hurt, plus they make a convienent handle in a fist fight.

  • @bubbles3161
    @bubbles3161 4 года назад

    A man bun a bell a straight face explanation, Priceless !

  • @gilllie666
    @gilllie666 8 лет назад +445

    This is why i'm torn every time I bun my hair at uni. It's like flying the flag for extreme lefties to come and tell me about their lord and saviour, quinoa.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 7 лет назад +24

      If you don't want to hang out with lefties talking about quinoa, why would you want to put your hair in a bun in the first place?

    • @woodsprout
      @woodsprout 5 лет назад +40

      @@justforever96, Because he has hair that he needs to manage? Same as a woman with long hair. Men and women are the same specie, by the way. Your automatic stereotyping is strange and irrelevant.

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 5 лет назад +15

      William Walker why does wearing your hair in a bun necessarily mean you are trying to appeal to the left?

    • @OTOss-fi2el
      @OTOss-fi2el 5 лет назад +31

      Yes but is it free range organic cruelty-free quinoa sold at the local farmers market?

    • @fms6306
      @fms6306 5 лет назад +4

      Because men shouldnt have long hair

  • @joshaustin9119
    @joshaustin9119 4 года назад +2

    Dude in comments:"i feel attacked" Jp rewatchin his own video:"I feel attacked"

  • @00Mindi00
    @00Mindi00 8 лет назад +39

    I'm glad I chopped mine off. The distraction of less hair has elevated my consciousness.
    #monklevelachieved

  • @rxhx
    @rxhx 6 лет назад +14

    I just noticed you can look a lot like Simon Pegg lol

  • @stanlindert6332
    @stanlindert6332 8 лет назад +39

    Van Gogh with a man bun.

    • @Leatherargento
      @Leatherargento 4 года назад +1

      You're right! He DOES look like Vincent Van Gogh!

  • @Max-nh3gp
    @Max-nh3gp 4 года назад +3

    "even though their liking you is based on a premise that isnt actually you, its the best that you can do" --- that killed me.

  • @Binichmoses2
    @Binichmoses2 8 лет назад +24

    I agree that a man bun and a beard make u more then 300% more Spiritual, like People always think im Jesus.

    • @VaidasJSP
      @VaidasJSP 6 лет назад

      Binichmoses zwei I have man bun and a beard, and Im pretty serious on spiritual path.

  • @windwolf3758
    @windwolf3758 4 года назад +3

    I have a mohawk man bun. That means I'm a spiritually enlightened rebel...

  • @brookstaylor3329
    @brookstaylor3329 8 лет назад +13

    "...cross between a spiritual warrior and a british nanny" BWAHAHAHA

  • @angeladinkins5287
    @angeladinkins5287 7 лет назад +1

    I now start my mornings with intense laughter by watching one of your videos. It's just as effective as kettlebells & battle ropes 😆

  • @emilyw6762
    @emilyw6762 8 лет назад +23

    you should do a "how to have fun in coachella" tutorial in a ultra spiritual way. Really looking forward to it !

  • @benbangui
    @benbangui 3 года назад

    Thank you for this video. I have been growing my man bun during covid. Now I know what I need to aspire to

  • @EBB9667
    @EBB9667 8 лет назад +111

    "Man Bun Community"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    JP, you are awesome!

    • @AwakenWithJP
      @AwakenWithJP  8 лет назад +12

      +Elizabeth Berman :-)

    • @doctorwagax9779
      @doctorwagax9779 8 лет назад +6

      Its funny cos its true..

    • @michaelscuder4172
      @michaelscuder4172 8 лет назад +1

      AwakenWithJP have any advice for me my dad doesn't accept me for transgender

    • @joyconfdpd6222
      @joyconfdpd6222 8 лет назад +1

      Michael Scuder I know the struggle of parents not accepting u being trans I have the same problem with mine too they recently found out but think its bullshit and blames the internet but what they didn't know is I wanted to be a girl since I was little but instead of allowing me to be myself they punished me

    • @christophersimmering1318
      @christophersimmering1318 8 лет назад

      Michael Scuder have you considered psychoanalysis?

  • @MasterMichelleFL
    @MasterMichelleFL 4 года назад

    Omgoodness...
    I'm definitely laughing out loud!
    Thanks, I needed that!

  • @EinSophistry
    @EinSophistry 8 лет назад +73

    The truly spiritual man cuts his hair short and then constantly defies his short hair by wearing it long.

  • @calico7258
    @calico7258 4 года назад

    He nails it perfectly!

  • @Josiah_Cornett
    @Josiah_Cornett 8 лет назад +24

    Alas, my curly hair prevents me from growing a successful man bun. My spirituality can never fully develop because of this. I also lack the endurance to grow my hair out like that. It would get too bad before it got good enough to be worth it

    • @nochill3785
      @nochill3785 8 лет назад +2

      JP help this man with your spirituality

    • @excel04
      @excel04 8 лет назад +14

      Try coconut oil, shea butter, co-washing and focusing on the abundance power of your potential curly locks whilst setting your daily intentions my friend. Your fabulous man bun is within reach. Source energy insists upon it.

    • @Paulcitomusic
      @Paulcitomusic 7 лет назад

      You need to change your name to JP Cornett in order to manifest miracles and a man bun.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 7 лет назад +2

      It's okay, you can just grow an unkempt hippy-afro. Not quite a man-bun, but you too can proclaim to the world your superiority and refusal to be ruled by the same norms that the rest of the people are.

    • @duchessedeberne3909
      @duchessedeberne3909 6 лет назад

      Just get a perm at your local afro store

  • @rossmilner6780
    @rossmilner6780 4 года назад

    This is just so spot on ! Everything I have ever thought about men with man buns is right here! Genius lol!

  • @slimsammyone
    @slimsammyone 8 лет назад +66

    Ok, let's do a personal inventory: Rocked a man bun when I had long hair, love being barefoot, use mason jars as cups, seldom have any use for fashion. I guess I am either spiritual or a hick.

    • @MrPlutonicLove
      @MrPlutonicLove 8 лет назад +3

      Same. But why be spiritual if it doesn't get you laid?

    • @davidb819
      @davidb819 8 лет назад +3

      +Mikko S. but what if you could get spiritually laid.....is the there sucha a thing???

    • @davidb819
      @davidb819 8 лет назад +3

      +David B haha

    • @RofICopters
      @RofICopters 8 лет назад +9

      did you just laugh at your own comment with another comment?

    • @davidb819
      @davidb819 8 лет назад +4

      :)ha no I tried to send it with like a setting the mood ( Spreading the good vibe) like I did at the beginning of this comment..... so that people don't get offended but forgot write it!!:)

  • @RH-tv9hk
    @RH-tv9hk 4 года назад +5

    I can't believe this is 4 yrs old and man-buns are still around. Yes the men who wear them are clearly spiritually supreme and supremely eco-conscious and love quinoa. They know they put the rest of us to shame

  • @DwarfElvishDiplomacy
    @DwarfElvishDiplomacy 8 лет назад +6

    When you grow a beard it is also essential that its not a well trimmed beard like JP has, it ahs to be as much wild growth as possible, it looks even nicer when you have a very thin growth, actually stop combing at all and make sure you are rubbing eggs and fruits into it

  • @sfogliatelle
    @sfogliatelle 5 лет назад +2

    Omg why did I briefly date a man like this, I kept telling myself to give him a chance but deep down ....I knew 🙄

  • @EforEvery1
    @EforEvery1 8 лет назад +66

    Complex. Yes.
    Spirituality. No.
    Long hair. Yes.
    Beard. Yes.
    Community. No.
    Quinoa. No.
    Bare foot. Yes.
    Kind. Yes.
    Unable to afford a car. Yes.
    Environmentally minded. Yes.
    Ratty clothes. Yes
    8/11
    so close.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 7 лет назад +16

      Do you're just a dirty hippy then. Hardly in the same league as a Man Bun.

    • @outerspace9392
      @outerspace9392 6 лет назад +1

      @@justforever96 i guess hippies had became an insult?

    • @rileysponberg7379
      @rileysponberg7379 5 лет назад +4

      OuterSpace hippies has basically always been an insult man whaaat😂👌🏼 look up the history

    • @ssjwes
      @ssjwes 4 года назад

      @@outerspace9392 I guess your name is apt with a comment like that. You came from ____

    • @outerspace9392
      @outerspace9392 4 года назад

      @@ssjwes no i just like space , dont try to look into things too much

  • @rumsbums3113
    @rumsbums3113 6 лет назад +2

    having a man bun makes me love this even more

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 лет назад +11

    I always try to identify myself by wearing clothes that identify me as somebody who doesn't need clothes to identify him too.

  • @pattyorigami
    @pattyorigami 5 лет назад

    Jut discovered this channel today! Desperately....trying....to....not binge-watch every single video. This might be my new favorite RUclipsr!

  • @Moi_81
    @Moi_81 8 лет назад +6

    This is the funniest thing I have seen all day.

  • @fordlandau
    @fordlandau 4 года назад

    I love this man so much.

  • @Endymion766
    @Endymion766 8 лет назад +7

    Bumper sticker: My man bun came from Cinnabon

  • @Turagrong
    @Turagrong 3 года назад

    He seems to have a good understanding of the community.

  • @HermesTheThriceGreat
    @HermesTheThriceGreat 8 лет назад +13

    I hate these man-bun types... I love the way you are making fun of them, keep it coming!

    • @AwakenWithJP
      @AwakenWithJP  8 лет назад +24

      +HermesTheThriceGreat No problem. Ironically, I have a man bun in right now.

    • @g33kaholic24
      @g33kaholic24 6 лет назад +2

      My manbun is quite nice.