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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @shoxx48
    @shoxx48 Месяц назад +51

    Fun fact: India (especially Goa and the Himalayas) is a popular destination spot for Israelis after finishing conscription. You'd find them in big groups; they'd always travel in groups, very rarely on their own or in pairs, and India is a very cheap and close by destination spot for them (all paid for by the American taxpayer of course).
    So in the initial days of Goa becoming popular, they usually had PTSD (because who knew kicking out Palestinians from their homes or sniping pregnant women and children would give you PTSD 🤷‍♂️) were inclined to come to Goa to self-medicate with psychedelics (which is the most effective method against PTSD according to latest research) to treat their unstable mental health and eventually end up becoming Israeli hippies (similar to what happened in the US in the 60s where the hippies who experimented with psychedelics didn't want to fight in the Vietnam war) and moved to other places in India like Kasol, Manali, Kodaikanal etc. This has played such a huge role in making psychedelic music popular in Israel that currently all big name artists in the psychedelic trance genre are almost always Israelis.

    • @ADITYAMISHRA-h7g
      @ADITYAMISHRA-h7g Месяц назад +20

      Didn't know this, quite embarrassed as an indian tbh.

    • @lmackenzie9198
      @lmackenzie9198 Месяц назад +20

      Oh my God that's why psytrance is so popular in Israel! I wondered this for the longest time. Thank you for taking the time to explain this, genuinely

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier Месяц назад +15

      I was just about to compare this to the whole 'Vietnam veteran going to Mexico and getting on drugs' thing before I reached the end of your comment, we love history repeating in such blatant ways folks. We love it. Actually, you know, I really don't love it very much...

    • @berbs9691
      @berbs9691 Месяц назад +3

      @@ADITYAMISHRA-h7g There are some hill stations where they run clubs that exclude Indians too... We just quietly take their money and sell our dignity.

    • @ludviglidstrom6924
      @ludviglidstrom6924 Месяц назад +3

      I think the Nova Music Festival was something like that actually…

  • @IZA_Grey
    @IZA_Grey Месяц назад +48

    I got yer iron dome right here

    • @TonyMidyett
      @TonyMidyett Месяц назад +13

      Muh October 7th!

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Месяц назад +1

      ​@TonyMidyett y'all know what tomorrow is!

    • @fartsfartington9019
      @fartsfartington9019 Месяц назад

      Ouch. That's gotta hurt more then Thlaming your penith in the car door.

    • @lukewojdylo9241
      @lukewojdylo9241 Месяц назад +1

      Orthodontia is not an appropriate kink, DAD!

    • @IZA_Grey
      @IZA_Grey Месяц назад

      @@lukewojdylo9241 Calling me dad is a kink

  • @danl6558
    @danl6558 Месяц назад +53

    Israel is not acting randomly. The goal is all land between the river to the sea. Listen to Israel officals and believe them.

    • @scposeur
      @scposeur Месяц назад +11

      You are only partially correct. It’s “from the NILE to the RIVER” in the words of settlers and many leaders of Israel. The “river” is the Euphrates.

    • @classactionsteve
      @classactionsteve Месяц назад

      Open class actions

    • @eschur
      @eschur Месяц назад

      @@danl6558 yes 10/7 was not random

    • @eschur
      @eschur Месяц назад

      @@scposeur conspiracy theorist

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@eschurMossad agent

  • @Magnesium-BasedLifeform-i9e
    @Magnesium-BasedLifeform-i9e Месяц назад +30

    I hate to be the one quoting Felix here, but like nine months ago he was talking about how the IDF used to be made of hardened soldiers from the eastern front, but now they are just a bunch of nineteen year olds, whose only real experience is warcriming the unarmed.
    I think what’s happening in Lebanon is showing what happens when the modern IDF has to fight a foe with actual parity. Like the afghanistan war volunteers who went to fight Russia getting blasted when they fought an adversary with actual air support

    • @eschur
      @eschur Месяц назад +2

      KHamas bootlicker

    • @Magnesium-BasedLifeform-i9e
      @Magnesium-BasedLifeform-i9e Месяц назад +16

      @@eschur Bot

    • @eschur
      @eschur Месяц назад

      @@Magnesium-BasedLifeform-i9e dehumanization. Antisemite.

    • @Magnesium-BasedLifeform-i9e
      @Magnesium-BasedLifeform-i9e Месяц назад +17

      @@eschur Not beating the bot allegations

    • @eschur
      @eschur Месяц назад

      @@Magnesium-BasedLifeform-i9e no Jewish person will ever be able to stand up for themselves according to your worldview because you will dehumanize them in various ways

  • @blackdog9698919
    @blackdog9698919 Месяц назад +66

    Iran fired a barrage of hypersonic missiles at me and now I'm gay.

    • @vansdan.
      @vansdan. Месяц назад +1

      😢

    • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
      @CzolgoszWorkinMan Месяц назад +12

      iranic

    • @vansdan.
      @vansdan. Месяц назад

      @@CzolgoszWorkinMan omg xD

    • @benjipkcrew
      @benjipkcrew Месяц назад

      You win

    • @evanfreshman2450
      @evanfreshman2450 Месяц назад +1

      Just to clarify, all ballistic missiles achieve hypersonic velocity in their descent. The fancy new things are hypersonic cruise missiles which achieve those speeds on a flat more hard to detect and react to trajectory. That said the newer Iranian ballistic missiles are hypersonic glide vehicles able to steer the warhead evasively at high speed early on rather than just lobbing it on a simple trajectory to the target or only steering in at the last part of the descent.

  • @The_Left-Hand_Path
    @The_Left-Hand_Path Месяц назад +21

    Wait are we really not getting a Tulsa King recap? I've been very excited specifically for that

  • @stothAjs
    @stothAjs Месяц назад +19

    the best is when israel does a 20 min documentary on the 1 4 year old girl was killed in the attack and how they are so enlightened that they make 20 min docs about how 1 4 year old girl died...well done. well done.

    • @eschur
      @eschur Месяц назад

      @@stothAjs you are sick

    • @stothAjs
      @stothAjs Месяц назад +1

      @@eschur thanks for just proving my point.

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 Месяц назад +53

    Honestly a little insulted so few Mossad agents have posted so far. Only a handful in the comments. I guess Gorka was right and Chapo isnt worth the time.

    • @Janon48
      @Janon48 Месяц назад +8

      Why bother with propaganda efforts when the ghoulish media and the Biden administration are behind the Israeli war crimes 100%?

    • @joãof.mendes
      @joãof.mendes Месяц назад

      @@freakyzed8467
      You’re an anti-semite
      Empire doesn’t need foreign interference to deceive its core populace

    • @ImYourHuckleberry_29
      @ImYourHuckleberry_29 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@joãof.mendesis this satire?

    • @joãof.mendes
      @joãof.mendes Месяц назад +2

      @@ImYourHuckleberry_29
      No.
      This compatible leftist is excusing Anglo-American Empire on a few million ethno-nationalists in the desert.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@joãof.mendeswow, throwing the anti semite word around so much it has lost all meaning. Anyone who even questions the actions of Isreal suddenly hates all Jewish people, huh? It's so sad to me how critical thinking is so hated now. Isn't even critical thinking, really. Not all Jewish people are Isreals. That's a fact. It really, really hurts your case that you want to not acknowledge that simple fact.

  • @AdrianAye
    @AdrianAye Месяц назад +19

    I would probably be audio only a majority of the time but I do wish there was a visual element to this show.

  • @rapalbumdepot7648
    @rapalbumdepot7648 Месяц назад +29

    If you guys ever get stressed out consider adopting a movie mindset. Today's film is the 2002 Cuba Gooding Jr comedy "Snow Dogs"

    • @hilliard665
      @hilliard665 Месяц назад +4

      @@rapalbumdepot7648 just reading this comment reduced my stress

    • @johnnycapps9010
      @johnnycapps9010 Месяц назад

      Jeez rap album depot you don’t have to read us that hard

  • @havanaradio
    @havanaradio Месяц назад +146

    Choopo Twap Hoose. I am drunk.

  • @HuffdrewPaint
    @HuffdrewPaint Месяц назад +35

    Our continued direct input to a modern day genocide is maddening to see day in and day out.

    • @akumakorgar
      @akumakorgar Месяц назад +19

      Bro seriously it's miserable

  • @parrot4444
    @parrot4444 Месяц назад +14

    Tulpa King bit is goated

  • @lukewojdylo9241
    @lukewojdylo9241 Месяц назад +16

    Due to the merits of audio only podcasting, when Seamus came on mic, a picture of OG Zordon popped into my head. #felixistheblueranger

  • @tomrobbins5242
    @tomrobbins5242 Месяц назад +18

    Israel habitual linestepper.. RIP Charlie Murphy.

  • @valentinchappa6702
    @valentinchappa6702 Месяц назад +16

    Who's ready for Dragon Ball Sparking Zero?

  • @wall8080
    @wall8080 Месяц назад +9

    Felix using the Mullen technique of comedy

  • @shenzhong2942
    @shenzhong2942 Месяц назад +7

    why they wanna test my pimpin

  • @RileyRobertson-oi4fo
    @RileyRobertson-oi4fo Месяц назад +12

    Damn. As a kid who was into military History (Much of was in retrospect probably biased, factually misguided or just "Entertainment" pantomiming as "History") I had a distinct picture of Israel's military force that was painted as these super elite badasses.
    Whether or not that was true at any point (Which is also divorced from whether or not Israel was ever doing anything good with said force, something i havent really believed to be true for some time) they're clearly sluffing hard now

    • @62cky4powerthirst
      @62cky4powerthirst Месяц назад +8

      It's funny it's a similar story if you look into Germany's military in WW2: they were similarly incompliant. None of the higher command had the spine to question h1tl3r, they were terrible at maintaining occupied territory: and the only thing they had going for them was cool looking uniforms and equipment that made them look competent. Without the cool uniforms everyone would've realized they were LARPers and dorks.

    • @Constanza235
      @Constanza235 Месяц назад +9

      They have fantastic intelligence services and an extremely motivated force until the 70s. Nowadays, they're a diaper army clinging to US assistance and Mossad.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Месяц назад +4

      @@62cky4powerthirst I'd say it's more like the US military getting washed over and over by malnourished farmers.

    • @bumboyy
      @bumboyy Месяц назад +3

      @@Constanza235 The Mossad is terrifyingly good but largely because of their sayanim system which relies on global indoctrination. Without that they'd have a personel issue. And part of what makes them so good is that they're able to operate in very small numbers, meaning all their operatives are best of the best.

    • @Janon48
      @Janon48 Месяц назад +1

      @@bumboyyas far as the Sayanim system, I sometimes wonder if Israel isn’t purposely trying to make people antisemitic.

  • @whentheleveebreaks4732
    @whentheleveebreaks4732 Месяц назад +6

    Wha-, like an Irish monk?!

  • @jjb.6152
    @jjb.6152 Месяц назад +7

    Good morning

  • @Pause4pot
    @Pause4pot Месяц назад +10

    🚀

  • @obsidiancrow450
    @obsidiancrow450 Месяц назад +11

    nothing will come of this. nothing ever happens bros keep holding

  • @lookbovine
    @lookbovine Месяц назад +4

    Which one is Chapo? 😩🥸

  • @TokyoJuul8008
    @TokyoJuul8008 Месяц назад +2

    Hell yeah dude

  • @cattibingo
    @cattibingo Месяц назад +8

    Lol Mach 18 Mach 19. Bro I heard some got up to Mach 3000

  • @HuffdrewPaint
    @HuffdrewPaint Месяц назад +1

    0:25
    🦗

    • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
      @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips Месяц назад +1

      Only X Files fans got it 😔

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 Месяц назад

      It’s been a while since Felix made one of those bad jokes that are so bad that they loop around to being funny again. Need more of those in these trying times

  • @RichardGonzalez-v6y
    @RichardGonzalez-v6y Месяц назад +1

    Walker Laura Moore Timothy Brown Frank

  • @anthonyrowland9072
    @anthonyrowland9072 Месяц назад

    When Cyrus I goes live in the desert tho...

  • @Cannaruba
    @Cannaruba Месяц назад +13

    Damn he actually fell for the 20 F35 destroyed shit post lmao

    • @NateMcBrady
      @NateMcBrady Месяц назад +16

      Cope harder

    • @topgun2580
      @topgun2580 Месяц назад +9

      Didn't you hear? The Houthis managed to sink the Eisenhower.

    • @Cannaruba
      @Cannaruba Месяц назад

      @@topgun2580 the zionists have hacked satellite imagery with digital clouds and wiped all obituaries

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Месяц назад +1

      ​@Cannaruba you can just post fake imagery. Like you don't just have public access satellite tv. You realize the images are provided to you. Not even a new tactic. In the olden days they would make wood models and shit.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@topgun2580 remember when hasbots were pearl clutching over a damaged oil rig? A $5 army is forcing billion dollar carriers to reposition.

  • @givemoney-o9v
    @givemoney-o9v Месяц назад +6

    what are you doing to your throat lately, Will? It beggars the imagination.

    • @Horsemanray
      @Horsemanray Месяц назад +4

      Think he got brain wormed like RFK jr?

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples Месяц назад +2

      Male bisexuals exist, ok

  • @Paulspanishkid
    @Paulspanishkid Месяц назад +22

    I like this show but it seems like on foreign policy, theres usually a level of wrong in terms of how innacurate their takes are. First Ukraine was going to fall, and now Iran won a missile exchange? I dont understand the dynamic between wanting to have clear analysis and being so wrong about foreign policy.

    • @redzone7787
      @redzone7787 Месяц назад +22

      mad about the truth?

    • @eschur
      @eschur Месяц назад +4

      I absolutely agree with you while it’s a funny podcast when it comes to foreign policy. They’re dead wrong on Ukraine and simply a mouthpiece for the Iatola when it comes to Israel.

    • @Paulspanishkid
      @Paulspanishkid Месяц назад +3

      @@eschur it just seems like pretty basic justifications fo them being surpised Israel could do things like blow up beepers, while trying to make it seem this is nuance instead of ignorance hiding behind vaguely leftist doctrinal beliefs. Dont get me wrong I like Will menake, I think theyre pretty dead on when it comes to domestic politics. Foreign policy wise I mean its the same naivete of a 19 year old college kid.

    • @eemoogee160
      @eemoogee160 Месяц назад +9

      Who correctly predicted what has happened in Ukraine?

    • @Paulspanishkid
      @Paulspanishkid Месяц назад +1

      @@eemoogee160 Honestly at this moment, I don't think you can say theres moe than a stalemate. I also think the political thermomete for anti ukraine sentiment isnt that high beyond people who are terminally online.

  • @GYI5U
    @GYI5U Месяц назад +3

    Why would israel downplay its casualties? Shouldn't they exaggerate civilian and military damages, as much as they can, to further provide justification for escalation and get more aid from the US?

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Месяц назад +45

      It would show a weakness in its ability to defend its own people. The enemy must both be weak and ineffectual AND pose an existential threat to our very existence. Specifically when it comes to striking military targets. They will to TERRIBLE things to the civilian population but our military might, the thing we have been pushing for so long, can't be touched!

    • @gapsule2326
      @gapsule2326 Месяц назад +12

      Israel is obsessed with Jewish demographics. Its why it views Palestinian birth rates as a existential threat and has a sperm retrieval unit. The war will lose support if too many virile men or women die.

    • @meshzzizk
      @meshzzizk Месяц назад +8

      they receive US aid for geopolitical reasons, not out of sympathy. if israel’s defenses look ineffectual the israeli electorate lose faith in the current government and will feel less confident supporting maximal military aggression for fear of being vulnerable to retaliatory strikes

    • @AlannahIrwin-wj9xc
      @AlannahIrwin-wj9xc Месяц назад +4

      Nah they don’t want people to know how much Iranian weapons harm Israeli military bases. They gain sympathy by claiming civilians but hide the soldiers

    • @samo9275
      @samo9275 Месяц назад +2

      Post-Holo/euro antisem lzzy is obsesssed with Strength as an ideology

  • @eschur
    @eschur Месяц назад +21

    On the anniversary of October 7, this guy called Israel, a country with rabies. This entire podcast is beholden to the kHamas

    • @demiurgentcare
      @demiurgentcare Месяц назад +41

      How many shekels did you get paid to say these things?

    • @hegaliandialectics4289
      @hegaliandialectics4289 Месяц назад +26

      wym that shit is funny as hell 😂

    • @red_isopat
      @red_isopat Месяц назад +28

      that's because its true

    • @eschur
      @eschur Месяц назад

      @@hegaliandialectics4289 if you think stanning for kHamas is funny

    • @eschur
      @eschur Месяц назад

      @@red_isopat antisemitism is not truth

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago Месяц назад +3

    God, Felix is so unfunny

    • @MrMollusk7
      @MrMollusk7 Месяц назад +3

      Primus sucks!

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago Месяц назад

      @@MrMollusk7 but they did the south park theme song

    • @dr.s8972
      @dr.s8972 Месяц назад +9

      You've commented this on like at least 3 videos

    • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
      @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Месяц назад +3

      Humor is subjective, except for the fact that Felix doesn't write the same comment on every video

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago Месяц назад

      @@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub He'd never be that witty or committed. Usually he waits for someone else to say something funny, then he hops in to stammer a "yes, and"

  • @evanb4189
    @evanb4189 Месяц назад +5

    Your Anti-Israel fanaticism is humilitating. Uh, no Iran did not destory Isreal's entire F-35s.

    • @RobHel69_420
      @RobHel69_420 24 дня назад +9

      @@evanb4189 being fanatically anti Israel should be the norm to be perfectly honest.. And some of the missiles definitely hit nevatim air base. Did they destroy all f 35? If course not, no one is saying that...

    • @eschur
      @eschur 24 дня назад

      @@evanb4189 I hate this anti Israel fanatic

  • @matureyoungman
    @matureyoungman Месяц назад +7

    how to talk for 30 minutes and say nothing

    • @danem.9402
      @danem.9402 Месяц назад +38

      gigabrain comment from a true chad. I'm gay.

    • @toi_techno
      @toi_techno Месяц назад +29

      Calm down dear

    • @RavingCelt009
      @RavingCelt009 Месяц назад +32

      Why do you have so many comments on this channel?

    • @shenzhong2942
      @shenzhong2942 Месяц назад +21

      there are clips where they talk about nothing but i don’t feel like this is one of them

    • @calliejustwont
      @calliejustwont Месяц назад +22

      calm down sweetie

  • @hifimonkeykong
    @hifimonkeykong Месяц назад +7

    hezbollah mouthpiece Seamus on again to talk about how Iran is actually definitely winning this war.

    • @hilliard665
      @hilliard665 Месяц назад +35

      Iran is not at war.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Месяц назад +32

      So instead of giving a counter argument to what was said you throw slander and misrepresent what was said. I suppose it's a choice......

    • @greatwhitesufi
      @greatwhitesufi Месяц назад +2

      ​@@hilliard665 lmao yeah, he thought he said something. In the same vein of the Russian bots "yeah keep telling your audience that Ukraine is definitely winning this war, buddy"

    • @bloodhoundsoldier7445
      @bloodhoundsoldier7445 Месяц назад +22

      found the mossad agent

    • @RobHel69_420
      @RobHel69_420 Месяц назад +11

      Sir, this is a Wendy's

  • @nachomanrandysauvage8257
    @nachomanrandysauvage8257 Месяц назад +1

    I don’t think I’ve heard Felix speak this much in the last 2 years, combined.