32:18 when I was in kindergarten I asked someone to hand me the “skin color” crayon expecting them to hand me a peach, but instead they handed me a brown. When I asked them why they didn’t hand me a peach they said “Because that’s my skin color. You have a different one.” And I legit turned my hands over and looked at them for like 6 seconds and just went “You’re right...” after realizing I was black.
As a 5 year old I had no understanding of racism so shit like this was never a thought. I miss the blissful ignorance of being 5 years old and just playing with a black kid with no irrational fear that I'll say something fucked up without realizing it.
thought I was going insane when at 26:23 you can hear a single wheeze of Kate’s laugh and no one seems to notice it, but considering the message she sent in chat around the same time I suppose it’s just her laughing at her own message in the background of Ryan’s mic
It would. I have forgotten 15 times over, what rules i initially laid out for it. Any time he says a single word in an unusual voice, any time he tries to sing... In theory there should be a minimal word limit for what could be considered an impression or a bit. The counter is not well-maintained, but whatever, it's not a very important one.
@@MrTohawk page 3 of the spreasheet. I write down placings and points, but i have not yet created any functions/formulas that would sum up this information into understandable tallies/averages. But here's a link to a slightly outdated study by LastKingOfDenmark: www.reddit.com/r/NLSSCircleJerk/comments/6jc653/i_now_have_the_statistical_answer_to_who_is_the/
As usual, i deflect praise like this. If a video is long, it does not mean i did an especially good job, it means the cast did an especially great job and i didn't have to cut much.
It's the year 12973. Space-Archeologists of Future Humans came back to what is left of Earth at that point. After years of searching, they found it. The most important archive of human history: GoodEgor's NLSS Quiplash Memes Spreadsheet. The whole galaxy rejoiced and was partying for weeks straight.
1:06 genuinely one of the funniest things RLS has ever said. Excellent cadence, no stuttering, great humour, 10/10 incredibly and criminally underappreciated
I have never not eaten a whole pizza. Maybe they are just way the fuck bigger in the us? edit: yeah 16 fucking inches? The biggest pizza you can order here isn't that big.
mathematically pi is proven to be completely irrational and endless but people still use a lot of computing power to look for an end to it to prove a simulation world or other various theories.
The proof that pi is irrational is wild. The proof of the existence of a number that solves x^2 = 2 is wild (not just that the number is irrational, its existence is a necessary condition) even though that one's available to undergrads. Numbers are wack
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32:18 when I was in kindergarten I asked someone to hand me the “skin color” crayon expecting them to hand me a peach, but instead they handed me a brown. When I asked them why they didn’t hand me a peach they said “Because that’s my skin color. You have a different one.” And I legit turned my hands over and looked at them for like 6 seconds and just went “You’re right...” after realizing I was black.
darren trivedi this is what every white kindergartener dreams of
Mixed kid problems: crying in frustration in kindergarten because your skin was too light for the brown crayons but too dark for the peach crayons.
damn nigga thats wild
It's true, I was the white child.
As a 5 year old I had no understanding of racism so shit like this was never a thought. I miss the blissful ignorance of being 5 years old and just playing with a black kid with no irrational fear that I'll say something fucked up without realizing it.
43:25
John Lennon starts here If anyones lookin
ty ty
What a coincidence that this was posted on December 8th, the day John Lennon was shot.
BadEgor
FUCK. Well, the NLSS proper straight up kills celebrities, i just accidentally bring up their deaths at inopportune moments.
GoodEgor He died LONG before the NLSS was a thing.
@@cthulhubecausewhynot1182 Holy shit you may be onto something here!
Baer has the most audibly pleasing laugh of everyone on the show
19:45 That's a really cool edit. Untangling two anecdotes so they can each be complete thoughts is cool.
Oy it's me, John Lemon. Been waiting for this one!
48:36 The way NL softly struggles out the punchline to his joke makes me cackle every single time
See, this is why it should be legal to punt children in the movie theater.
thought I was going insane when at 26:23 you can hear a single wheeze of Kate’s laugh and no one seems to notice it, but considering the message she sent in chat around the same time I suppose it’s just her laughing at her own message in the background of Ryan’s mic
33:59 accidentally tapped the right arrow as nl said yea and immediately heard no i thought there was a glitch in the matrix
Everyone knows a good Yoko Onno voice says "I'm Yoko Onno" every other sentence.
Wouldnt the Bears voices counter go up every time Bear speaks since it is one of his voices?
It would. I have forgotten 15 times over, what rules i initially laid out for it. Any time he says a single word in an unusual voice, any time he tries to sing... In theory there should be a minimal word limit for what could be considered an impression or a bit. The counter is not well-maintained, but whatever, it's not a very important one.
hmmmmm
@@GoodGoga Do you have a counter for who won the games? Like with UCH
@@MrTohawk page 3 of the spreasheet. I write down placings and points, but i have not yet created any functions/formulas that would sum up this information into understandable tallies/averages. But here's a link to a slightly outdated study by LastKingOfDenmark: www.reddit.com/r/NLSSCircleJerk/comments/6jc653/i_now_have_the_statistical_answer_to_who_is_the/
@@GoodGoga So do you think, technically, if you bend the rules enough, you can make the counter... infinite?
I love the defeated sound in NL's voice as he sees the two John Lennons. "I'm long...jeggings..."
AN HOUR LONG!!! You really are an absolute madman, Egor. Thanks for all your hard work!
As usual, i deflect praise like this. If a video is long, it does not mean i did an especially good job, it means the cast did an especially great job and i didn't have to cut much.
@@GoodGoga I deny your deflection, since you easily make up for any ease of cutting with the toil of counting. Accept it, we admire your dedication
@@AxtonLovesHisTurret alright. Praise accepted.
It's the year 12973. Space-Archeologists of Future Humans came back to what is left of Earth at that point. After years of searching, they found it. The most important archive of human history: GoodEgor's NLSS Quiplash Memes Spreadsheet. The whole galaxy rejoiced and was partying for weeks straight.
1:06 genuinely one of the funniest things RLS has ever said. Excellent cadence, no stuttering, great humour, 10/10 incredibly and criminally underappreciated
Great comps, dood. Thanks for makin' em.
Yay dood
25:31 never fails to make me cry with laughter
did anyone notice john Lennon is the bathtub guy?
edit: nvm
18:44 I love the "thats loki"
This is still the best episode
38:35
Thanks for the company
25:20 YOU'VE NEVER CAUGHT THE LOACH is fucking killing me
And the curse cast at 38:34
we've been blessed with an hour of greatness
The best worst episode. I keep rewatching it time from time
math is one of the realest things there is
Austin trying to talk about infinity is so awkward holy shit
I think of this is actually the best shittiest NLSS ever.
I think you summed it up perfectly
The best wurst NLSS?
I pizzas in the US like 10 times the size you get everywhere else or something?
40:57
48:35
Why's the left edge of the game cut off?
I’ve never clicked on a video so fast
Oi it's me
Oi it's me, Liam Parker
holy shit i thought comedy inn was the best one
(Music note)The Bush family did 9/11, yeah you know.(music note)
Is avon a pyramid scheme?
Legally, no. Funtionally, yes.
Best bit
Rob...
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27:00 oh shit nek predicted deltarune
I have never not eaten a whole pizza. Maybe they are just way the fuck bigger in the us?
edit: yeah 16 fucking inches? The biggest pizza you can order here isn't that big.
mathematically pi is proven to be completely irrational and endless but people still use a lot of computing power to look for an end to it to prove a simulation world or other various theories.
So no simulation?
yes allow me, a clown on the internet, to absolutely decide whether or not we live in a simulation 4Head
The proof that pi is irrational is wild. The proof of the existence of a number that solves x^2 = 2 is wild (not just that the number is irrational, its existence is a necessary condition) even though that one's available to undergrads.
Numbers are wack
NL's chat is the embodiment of anti-intellectualism.
Don't feel like looking for a timestamp but someone in chat around 14 and a half minutes in said "trap is a slur" and I just