Wow, Nobody Tells Me Anything
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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Raph's always upset that he's not being told things everyone else around the office knows, like that he died 6 months ago in a laptop fire.
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CAST
Raphael Chestang
Mike Trapp
Siobhan Thompson
Grant O’Brien
Jessica Clemons
Luke Field
CREW
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Rekha Shankar
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Annie Humphreville
Director Of Photography - Cooper James
Production Designer - Rick Mader
Make Up Artist - Denise Valentine
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett of BoTown Sound
Editor - Yaniv Elani
"I don't care about him, I care about the premise" I love how much I relate to that
I love Siobhan
Congrats your trash
@@renkun7064 Why're you congratulating their trash?
@@joelincoln9531 😆 idk
@@renkun7064 Thanks. I know
Grants face when jess says "somebody tried burning pictures of their ex boyfriend"
0:28 Raph laying down the beat
YES
Definitely thought he was beatboxing
Love how grant talks under his breath about the fire he ‘definitely’ didn’t start.
Is that a red phone to call the power puff girls.
or the original batman!
@Alonso Birmingham I still remember that episode when Bubbles socked the Mayor after being called to open his pickle jar.
@@Manganization remember when the girls cursed at the mayor for calling about the pickle jar
@@karaigrayson8198 lol, oh yeah.
@@lovepeacebliss the old batman was the best!
Nobody told me today is a Friday!
Nobody told me I would be the first to like and reply to Justin Y!
WARNING! I have big muscles and I show them off! Thanks for being jealous, dear dude friday today
9 likes wow you're losing your touch
Justin Y. My man I never know where ya gonna be next! 🙂
@@djflapjack4744 I'm so out of the loop here. How many likes is the record for Justin?
Nobody tells me anything
Nobody told me this video came out!
Me too! I couldn't find the video after getting the notification.
I know it’s so irritating when nobody tells me the Friday video came out. Had to come here to find out.
Of the closet?
Alright WHY did no one tell me about this comment!? I feel like I'm always at least the 189th commenter learning about a great comment like this one!!! What gives guys, am I just some low-rung commentator to you?
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"Doggy doo? I thought his name was Scooby-Doo..." is the most underrated line in this entire goddamned skit. Grant's delivery is so sincere. Solid gold.
Played right as I read this comment
“I saved a woman two dogs and a large baby”
“I love large babies!” Best line in the whole video!
I got here before Justin Y... oh wait, never mind. That f***ing ninja.
KIN3TIC nrg that's sooooo true
Is that the laptop from the burger video
Justin Y. Isn't a person. He's a collective of people who are pretending to be someone. Like having a Naruto profile pic and name.
The funny thing is his comment is right under yours
lols
Siobhan's accent is getting more American what's happened ;-;
Being in a country for a long time, you end up mimicking the way the people speak.
Gary oldman is British and being in America for a long time had him lose his accent. He had to hire a coach to regain it.
It's because it's fake bud
@@humanonearth1 No it's more than likely real, the longer you are in a countru the more your accent changes. I had a southern accent growing up and the more i got away from that side of the family, the more it went away and now i just have a subtle twang off and on.
I notice it now.
Now I realllly notice it :(
@@stephanieann6622 Trust me it's fake, I watch a lot of British TV, it's too strained, people do it all the time, they believe it makes them sound sophisticated. Guess they don't know about the sprawling British ghettos and Brexit
I love how subtle the nod to Grant starting the fire is.
"I love large babies!"
I was waiting for this comment
No one told me collegehumor was uploading today!
You mean Awkward Marine.
New girl talking about fire caused by someone burning pictures of their ex and Grant looks away with ashamed expression.
... For once I see something obvious in the video that no one is commenting on. (Okay, second time.)
Except she mentions that it was a woman burning photos of her ex.
Umm we all noticed, in fact it was expected, reason there's no mention of it dweeb
Jerome Green I didn’t notice it.
@@PierzStyx No she said someone. And she saved a lady. Doesnt mean it wasnt a dude burning pics.
No i have to research
“That’s wild!”
“Don’t *_EVER_* tell me what’s wild again”
Good thing my notifications were on, if they weren’t no one would’ve told me about this episode!
Had no idea Siobhan was a writer for Rick and Morty until just noticing her in the credits a second ago.
"I don't care about him, I care about the premise"
Me tho
Sioban has a bit of an American accent now. When she started oncoege humour it was full English but now she’s got a bit of a twang
I know this is 5 years old but it’s weird cause she almost has more of an English accent now than she did in this video
Raph's little beatbox pout at the beginning has me dead.
Why is Mike Trapp's computer always broken like that
Rehka (and possibly others) keep throwing it around. Same reason Her computer has a "Loaner, do not throw!" sticker on it. It's one of their subtlest running gags.
And also he is carrying an iPhone SE.
@@gokulmanohar5677 Without a case, that monster!
And also probably because it's used as Raph's kink
Y'know what? Even when the sketch isn't very good, the cast always seems to perform their best regardless. Cause they're fuckin' pros.
And even when the sketch isn't very good, it is very good
Why is Trapp’s computer so messed up?
There was a skit on it. I can't remember which one exactly but they broke Trapp's laptop and when he came but he was just mildly confused about it. 😅
@@overgrownghost It was the "Who Has the Best Burgers" sketch.
@@138veronica I thought it is from the sCHining
I thought it was the love language skit?
@@kennybrightwell1877 I thought the laptop was broken before it?
*more importantly that laptop screen is 100% gone* 😂
i think it's because off the "best burger" sketch. Everyone broke his laptop.
@@anielloambrosio7042 it's a running joke
I know
Well Raph, muffins are wild and you said to never tell you about what's wild
Actually, fun fact: most muffins today are farm-grown. The muffin is almost extinct in the wild - and debatably is - as only small herds of feral muffins roam in very limited ranges. Studies show that most also possess at least some cupcake DNA.
The More You Know
ROFL
Wow they literally made a video about my need for attention and I'm only finding it now. You guys never tell me anything
Begins like a everyday situation, gets out of hand in 2 minutes.
~Every CH sketch ever
"Doggie doo? I thought his name was Scooby Doo"
Sorry, would have gotten here earlier but no one tells me anything! Ugh.
I miss Siobhan, hope she's in more sketches
I fucking love that every time, Trapp seems self aware
You ever wonder how they decide who plays what role in these? Like, when Rheka wrote this, why did she decide to give Raph his role? Was the role blank and Raph chose it? Was something about the role reminiscent of Raph to her? How did Raph react to being given the role, assuming he didn't choose it? So many questions, so little time.
He was probably upset because she didn't tell him sooner.
Great premise, but absolutely terrible execution. The only funny thing was Raphael's btsh's sounds (how do you even write that?!)
Agreed. Raph does a great job trying to make the role work, but this still just seemed like an SNL sketch that forgot the punchline halfway through.
Probably because it’s written either by Rehka or Raph
@@p_eabean I assume the writer is the person in the end card, so probs Rehka?
@@ainsley702 Well, there you go.
I find that sketches written by Rehka don’t stick the landing.
"I love large babies!" --Siobhan 1:28
I expected this to be relatable and then devolve into pure silliness, as the formulae usually goes. This started off silly. I appreciate the break in the mold.
The mayor reminds me of powerpuff girls mayor...
Hahaha you're exactly right! Nice
He even has a separate red phone.
Lol that laptop is still broken 😂 who gets the reference?
I don't get the reference...apparently nobody told me the significance of his broken laptop!
Is it from the best burger ever?
Based on that mayor..no one told me CollegeHumor exists in powerpuff universe...
Wow Raph is the new Katie
0:31 the idea behind most of CH’s sketches
LOLOL
I wish for an extended remix of Ralph scoffing continuously for 10hrs.... :D
CollegeHumor sketches all play like a self-aware ironic sitcom and it's really funny
It’s not that no one tells you, it’s just that you don’t get out much
“Someone was trying to burn pictures of their ex boyfriend”
*ummm * cough * * cough * .......Grant* ???
No one told me why CollegeHumor decided to release a bunch of great videos this week!
When Grant said “I thought his name was Scooby-Doo” I felt
No one told me not to comment on this *video*
“I love large babies”
-Siobahn 2k19
So nobody told me life was gonna be this way
Siobhan is looks sooo great
‘You guys aren’t gonna believe this; I just put out a fire down the block’
-CH, 2019
This was so hard to watch.. :(
0:25 best beatbox of all time
I like how the subtitles are calling him Ralph.
I see Raph is still using Trapp’s laptop for his kink 😂
Hey! No one told me that the Earth exists! Nobody tell me anything...
What! No nobody told me I could watch this in 1080p! It was playing in 480p, wtf guys..
*_I love large babies_*
"Doggy Doo? I thought his name was Scooby Doo"
*_Top 10 Questions That Scientists Still Can't Answer_*
I'm late to watch this. . .
ALL BECAUSE NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!
Grant has the big gay
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What happened between me and my friends
They changed. And not in a good way. In a bitchy way.
I really love Trapp and Raphael's acting, also Brennan's.
This is the least funny CollegeHumor video I've seen in a while...
Agreed, it's likely cause scybion or whatever is in it
Why isn't this top comment I think "the man" is trying to silence you
0:25 It's got a good beat, and I can dance to it.
They keep getting taller and shorter
I was listening to this without looking at the screen and thought jess was Brennan
thanks for not making katie a disturbed character for the first time.....
Siobhan Thompson on a thumbnail is clickbait that works!!!
Yay! Sheobahn!
*Siobhan
Surprisingly good sketch
Wait a minute! I didn't get a notification about this video... RUclips never tells me anything!!
I used to work with this lady who would say, "Nobody ever told me that" anytime I would answer her questions. I wonder what it was like being her teacher in school. Teacher says 2+2 is 4 and she complains, "Nobody ever told me that!"
The scream at the end lmao
So, I usually like these vids because they take a personality trait we all know, and exaggerate it to a surreal degree, like Katie's "Stop flirting with me" bit. But this one just didn't work for me. Maybe it's just because I don't know anybody like this, but it just wasn't funny imo.
I know someone exactly like this, I found it funny.
They try to tell you but the government covers it up seconds before. Keep asking questions
I was hoping it was going to turn into a rap with Raph's beatboxing at the start
Merlin Patterson I LOVED it when he started doing that!
Get them views my peoples anyone else make comedy videos!?
I, too, start beatboxing when disgruntled.
“Phuh, nobody tells me nothin”
Raph was beatboxing
Symbol Guy I laughed so hard when that happened!
What if i told u
potato
Dear God!
po tat o
I can count to potato
Didn't click readmore
Why Didn't Anybody Tell Me *What it Said!*
Would you hold it against me?
College Humor has had some stupid sketches but this is the dumbest one that I have seen in a long while. It's even stupidier than when Grant and Katie tried making a new company called College Humor. Step your game up College Humor.
Okay, this one was baaaaaad
1:58 Is it just me, or does it sound like she's developing an American accent?
I'll tell you something.
Read more
Got it. I’ll try to read more.
0:25 Ralph spitting some hot beats 🔥🔥
Dad
Love your name
Fookin ham sandwich m8
Siobhan's only semi regular appearances are hard on my heart
It’s muffin time
This was a strange one, but lots of gems here. Fave moments:
Doggy-doo, I thought his name was Scooby-Doo?
Boopboopeedoo, to that!
I don’t care about him, I care about the premise!
46 views, 76 comments, and 286 likes. RUclips is drunk once more.
Please help me out with an educated guess of mine. I’ve just been assuming all of this time that the person on the end card is there because that person wrote the episode. Is that correct?
Shite I'm late
Nice hairstyle Siobhan!! Looks good on you!
First
daniel alvarez Never do that again
Commentary fly Csiki 2.0 you are just jealous of him. Yeah totally
Why is there a fish tank without fish