I could never beat that final boss with the meteor. I don’t even remember his name anymore. Then I lost the game, and I don’t think I’ll ever get the chance to beat it now. RIP The Legendary Starfy.
This should have been an animated movie. Don’t understand why motion capture is seen as the hot new thing now. It just looks so odd in this movie. Imagine if this was a 2D or 3D animated movie. Would have made it at least watchable.
It's kinda like those motion capture movies from the 2000's, like Polar Express, but without the being a decent film to distract from the creepy visuals.
if real.life anime cat girls existed and looked like this, i'd have to assassinate elon musk for allowing that to happen. but if they looked like extremely well done cosplay, we good
As a furry, I'd probably like this movie if they used animation or something else instead of what they did. Maybe they would've benefited from having a group of furries work on this, make it better in some way. But then again, a lot of people hate furries
They honestly would've done a better job just adapting the stage version costumes rather than awkwardly CGI-ing human faces on these weird CGI anthro cat bodies.
Ok I actually liked the musical for this. This movie, however, was nothing like the musical. They changed almost all of the characters so that they're only used for comedy relief. The worst one was James Corden's character, Bustopher Jones. Bustopher Jones was a well respected cat in the Musical. He was viewed as a royal figure during the musical. This is because he was a well fed cat and very likely has owners who care for him The rest of the cats are stray cats. Yeah, they still made jokes about him being fat in the musical, but he's never ashamed or offended by it because being fat is a sign of prestige within that group. In the movie he is a clumsy idiot. He tries to be classy, but never gets there. He eats garbage, something only a stray cat would do, and overall is just used as comedic relief just because he's fat. And when a cat mentions his weight he gets offended by it. Sorry for the rant. I enjoyed the musical and this movie is nothing like the musical. I don't know why they ruined this character so badly along with the others.
Great breakdown. - Although I will add that the first 20-30 seconds had me fooled because it SEEMED like it was going to be OK. - The gumbo cat teased him (which is weird) but then he started singing, and the other characters were giving him that respect we know from the musical and the 1998 film production. But it slowly degenerates into what can only be described as "James Corden jokes" and they make a bumbling moron out of him. - As I say, when Corden first starrs singing, I thought to myself "okay, he doesn't have the voice, but his delivery might make up for it..." but nah. (oh, and "gumbo" wasn't a typo. Because that was NOT the gumbie cat! lol)
Hey that's a lie, I mean kinda. It literally just came out as u posted that comment. 15mil in a few days isn't bad. Now it's 18mil just in North America
Scrambled the beginning is when any movie that’s worth watching makes all its money back and more, the more time passes the less likely it is they will break even.
When me and my friend saw Frozen 2 together, we saw two old ladies dressed up in full cat costume, like, facepaint and all, to see Cats. The fear she and I felt was UNMATCHED
This was the last movie I saw before the pandemic closed everything. I was very drunk and there were only 5 other people in the theater. We all dunked on the movie loudly. It was the greatest theater experience of my life. I went out on the highest of notes for my last movie to see in theaters.
@@kerwinramage4162 I made the biggest mistake of my life watching it. Don't do it. Those poor girls were exploited to a very great extent. I absolutely *loathe* that movie.
@@kerwinramage4162 it’s basically soft core child porn, it’s a terrible movie and the actors were treated terribly for it and it was terribly done, also the actors doing the inappropriate actions are minors
I fell asleep during this movie, and honest to god woke up in a cold sweat from a nightmare inspired by cats, it was like cats but everything is more contorted, their faces are starting to move weirdly, the ground shakes. That nightmare was significantly less terrifying than the Spanish dub that the theater was using, which sounds like they never learned how to speak in their life
What the heck? I've seen Cats the musical at an actual theatre and the way they made the ascension she got to climb a shining stairway to heaven, and that was in a live action theatre. You're telling me in the movie they just had her get into a hot air balloon and ride up?
Hey does everyone remember when the whole population came together because of the sonic movie and collectively was like "hell no" and they were like, yeah that's fair. Can we do that with the cats movie
That was the only case I know of where they got far enough to release a trailer for a movie, then significantly reworked a certain detail due to feedback from the community.
JODisHere I see the check next to your channel, when I go to check it out, I see your just commenting “oh yeah” on as much as possible. You get mad lad points from me
"it made me feel like I was watching an illegal fetish" There are no better words to describe how I felt while watching Cats better than those right there XD
I actually really liked the movie lol. Not cats but cat woman. I really enjoyed seeing someone that looks like me. You know? Like a Black woman who is a “superhero” or the equivalent. Idk but I respect your opinion 😂
@Eredin, King of the Wild Hunt Oh nawww I know what you meant. But I really loved the movie idk. And I didn’t find it racist lmao I just loved watching it!
@@handeezyspeakseasy398 like “Cats” or “Catwoman” cause cats looks like a feral child’s wet dream. But I grew up watching catwoman several times and for me personally it’s a CLASSIC
I had to google the movie to get the joke, but I scrolled all the way back down to downvote and tell you that you have made me angry. That was a terrible joke. Why would you type that.
@Dehzpahseetoh He's an annoying spammer that thinks spreading comment cancer is somehow going to elevate him to any level of success. Eventually RUclips will ban him for his spam and rightfully so.
@@josephwilliams1665 I'm not allowed within 20 feet of any public building and I'm wanted in 5 countries but I can confirm that, yes, it's still better and easier to explain than acting in this pile of dogshit.
Or in "Toy Story," when the three-eyed alien in the claw machine thinks he's being taken to a better place, and he ends up getting tossed to Sid's monster dog.
@Apple Tek Support But then you still give money to that piece of shit musical film. Well at least the nearly nude cat performers would set the mood for ya.
@@plmqaz1359 Wrong song, that is the first line of the song "Senpai" by Shiki while what you were thinking of is his part in Love Taste where he says "Ecchi till I die these imoutos call me senpai". It is very similar but the slight difference shows what song it is from.
I thought it might've been good going into it because im a fan of the musical but HOLY shit it i feel like knowing the musical made the experience 10x worse. They changed so much, grissabella (the lonely cat) was supposed to be old and worn out looking which is why she was fitting to be chosen to be reborn, they made Mr. Mistofelees a nervous idiot and ruined his song (which is one of the best ones), and they did the old version of mungojerrie & rumpleteaser which was so fucking boring and dissapointing. Bitches didn't even do that cool cartwheel thing. Terrible movie.
Cats was my mom's favorite play back in the eighties and nineties and this is the 1st time in the past 8 years I'm glad that she's dead and unable to see this abortion of social and political gut rot.
The stage version is honestly hot garbage, too. But from everything I've heard Cats falls squarely into "so bad it's good" territory. Which, frankly, is the only reason I'm sort of interested in it.
Damn dude what a burn but seriously I'm really really sorry to hear about your mom 😢😔 idk what I'd do if I lost my mom right now I know she's looking down from heaven and is proud of the person u are today and it truly a strong person to have been through that all my prayers are with you 🙏 fam
No amount of drugs or alcohol will ever numb the pain of watching this movie. In fact, I heard of an article that a man took acid before watching Cats, and he still walked out
Charlie doesn't understand that the lonely cat wanted to kill himself because he realized he's in a cats movie
WHAT DID HE MEAN DAMMIT...
WHAT does it all meann.
hola dex. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhh
Lolol
That's deep.
It's almost Christmas 😨
Charlie explaining the plot sounds like a crazy hobo explaining his acid trip
Dead
Brock Rigmaiden he looks like it too
The Hotdog man?
Found out yesterday that "hobo" is now an offensive term.
Wow, double insult
this movie isn't even worth pirating
Went too far, this movie isn't worth even a thought.
Damn that really says something
Imagine getting in trouble FOR TRYING TO WATCH CATS?!?!
literally want this movie so bad now
I haven’t seen it but seeing all of these reviews and comments makes me think that this is the worst movie ever made. Is it true?
Cats is my grandmother's favorite musical, and I hated being the one to tell her that she should never EVER see this movie
Your profile picture made me play through the entirety of starfy again.
@@-xiirusthetwat-5481 Glad to hear it
not gonna lie ur pfp made hav a starfy flashback for a split second...nostalgia be like
I could never beat that final boss with the meteor. I don’t even remember his name anymore. Then I lost the game, and I don’t think I’ll ever get the chance to beat it now. RIP The Legendary Starfy.
Ben Kimber u could always download a copy and play with an emulator for nostalgia
I love how cats doesnt even deserve to be put on the moist meter
Only thing making the movie moist is the sheer amount of cat piss in it.
hi dex. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhhh
He knows that it will get a 0%
Dex Dry meter
I was the 1000 like
Sonic *before* the redesign looks better than this movie.
I'd call blasphemy on that one, but I don't blame you.
TheEggHeadedOreo comparing tragedies is a bit difficult, but I can understand you’re opinion
Honestly, you right.
TheEggHeadedOreo *than
This comment made me laugh harder than I want to admit
“Lmfao this trailer played before we watch lion king in theaters and 5 kids started crying.”
Same thing happened when my family and I went to go watch Frozen 2, my little cousin cried and hid and me and my other cousin whispered out “FURRIES”
*surprised pikachu face*
Well lion king was really bad aswell
just the revamp of lion king was bad
A bad movie ad before a bad movie plays.
Heh
If I had a dollar for whenever someone says: "Cats was trash/bad/garbage," I would have the budget to make the film a sequel.
you would have more money than it made in the box office
you would have more money then what they spent on it
Make a GoFundMe
I'll give your first dollar
Just don't do that tho bro
When Elon musk asked if we could make cat girls, this is not what he meant
hi sarah. oh yeah yaehhhhhhhhh
JODisHere stfu your videos suck
JODisHere garbage.
@@JODRecaps gtfo bitch
True....this movie is some SCP levels of threat towards nightmare fuel.
Rip that chick who had her acting debut in this movie.
Zenpai who are we talking about
Lakitu she’s a professional ballerina so I think she’ll be ok for now.
@@sophiesometimessews Yeah, I didn't say she won't be OK, I meant that it's unfortunate that the first time she's in a movie, it's Cats.
@@captainanus8131 Look up what Francesca Hayward looks like in real life.
Was she good at least? Could you see her getting a role in a better movie?
No joke my country REFUSED to show cats in 90% of the cinemas in here. *god bless nigeria*
N I G E R I A
god bless nigeria
God bless Nigeria. Amen
Lmao Good for them, my fucking grandparents got it and forced us to watch it
God bless Nigeria 🙏
Overrated comment, carry on.
"Cats is Horrible." Every time someone breathes, they inhale.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
The floor seems to be made of floor
Bruis 15 hol up
House is made outta house
@@Ben_Kimber damn you beat me to it
Man has the balls to make a video a second before the 10 minute mark.
He usually does that
@@DarkWaWeeGee legend
A true monster
Edgelord
He has nothing to gain from it his RUclips isn’t monetized.
This should have been an animated movie. Don’t understand why motion capture is seen as the hot new thing now. It just looks so odd in this movie. Imagine if this was a 2D or 3D animated movie. Would have made it at least watchable.
hi oh yeah yeahhhhhhhhhh
Agreed should have been an animated cartoony feature this is so similar to stage play to be like who cares
It's kinda like those motion capture movies from the 2000's, like Polar Express, but without the being a decent film to distract from the creepy visuals.
@@JODRecaps Shut up spammer
This but Hollywood is like get that kiddy shit outta here we’re making grown up movies
Just to put it into perspective, the emoji movie at least had a moist meter
At least you wouldn't want to gauge your eyes out just from looking at the Emoji movie characters.
@Coreyluminous ._. You have committed treason of the highest order, you shall pay with thyne own blood!
@Coreyluminous ._. Silence... The Council will decide your fate
S.P.Requiem that’s debatable
@@Official2Shitty the council has decided. your fate is...
Living
This movie made me pessimistic about real life anime cat girls
Just imagine a girl with cat ears on her head and a tail on her ass. That's a million times better than whatever the monstrosity CATS is.
Nah, just look for properly done cosplay and be happy.
if real.life anime cat girls existed and looked like this, i'd have to assassinate elon musk for allowing that to happen. but if they looked like extremely well done cosplay, we good
@@Nyctophiliac. bruh, you accidentally led me to a website😂
@@anarkittyuwu3738 bruh, i didnt even know that was a real website 😂😂
Let's take a moment to imagine what 95 million dollars could have spent instead of a movie no one wanted to watch.
A damn good Warhammer 40k movie would be a good start.
@@someorclad9738 *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*
@@Helixxs SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
@@someorclad9738 killer Bean 2
Akmal Nabil couldn’t have said it better myself
If even furries dont like it then your movie has a problem.
Furries fucking despise the designs in this movie, it's fucking disgusting looking
That's failure on another level. That's like taking a shit so slimy, so revolting, that your toilet refuses to accept it
The movie is actual shit
Literal shit
Its just shit
As a furry, I'd probably like this movie if they used animation or something else instead of what they did. Maybe they would've benefited from having a group of furries work on this, make it better in some way. But then again, a lot of people hate furries
@Jakub Klimczak I hope there isnt yiff of this shitty movie.
They honestly would've done a better job just adapting the stage version costumes rather than awkwardly CGI-ing human faces on these weird CGI anthro cat bodies.
They could have made a cartoony 3D animation film and that would probably have been better...
I blame Marvel for making us believe that CGI is the pinnacle of the medium.
Could of just cgi some cat ears on them and it would have been better.
it would’ve been cheaper also
@High Definition whoever made the design for the cats really dropped the shit
The Garfield movie is a masterpiece compared to this.
I’m sorry? The Garfield movie WAS a masterpiece.
Venom The fort nite boss matter in fact you’re right my bad
IT'S MONDAY, ALREADY? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
JDinThehouse 1 The Garfield movie is a masterpeice compared to everything. SO YOU BETTER SHUT THE FU-
Are you telling me the garfield movie is trash ?
A new low for the movie industry
Real Donald Trump calm down u FUCKIN PWSSY!
Real Donald Trump Lmao maybe if they didn’t put money on top of all the writers heads it’d still be as good as use to.
I don't know. It's hard to top birth of a nation. (The old one)
Pedowood
Rachel Fourie There’s a lot of great music today though
Had no idea what the plot of this movie was but I was not expecting it to be a film about a perverted feline sex cult
makes sense when u remember that it was made by ts eliot
@Cataclysmic Dildoser I can assure you, Furries hate the movie just as much
@@kadelefox8946 it probably depends on the furry. There are some wack ass furries out there
@@sorrenzz3610 you right, you right, but for the large majority they either haven't seen it or say its utter shit
@@kadelefox8946 naw, they probably jerk off to it.
JUST in time to be the worst movie of the decade..
I don’t about worst but it can win in Scariest non horror movie or ugliest movie of the decade
star wars is giving it a run for its money
Big Yoshi lmfao ugliest movie, true dat😂
Now here don’t forget the emoji movie
nothing can top the Emoji Movie
Ok I actually liked the musical for this. This movie, however, was nothing like the musical. They changed almost all of the characters so that they're only used for comedy relief. The worst one was James Corden's character, Bustopher Jones.
Bustopher Jones was a well respected cat in the Musical. He was viewed as a royal figure during the musical. This is because he was a well fed cat and very likely has owners who care for him The rest of the cats are stray cats. Yeah, they still made jokes about him being fat in the musical, but he's never ashamed or offended by it because being fat is a sign of prestige within that group.
In the movie he is a clumsy idiot. He tries to be classy, but never gets there. He eats garbage, something only a stray cat would do, and overall is just used as comedic relief just because he's fat. And when a cat mentions his weight he gets offended by it.
Sorry for the rant. I enjoyed the musical and this movie is nothing like the musical. I don't know why they ruined this character so badly along with the others.
@Sidharth Rao the emoji movie was fucked from the start
Just get James Corden away from musicals
Great breakdown. - Although I will add that the first 20-30 seconds had me fooled because it SEEMED like it was going to be OK. - The gumbo cat teased him (which is weird) but then he started singing, and the other characters were giving him that respect we know from the musical and the 1998 film production. But it slowly degenerates into what can only be described as "James Corden jokes" and they make a bumbling moron out of him. - As I say, when Corden first starrs singing, I thought to myself "okay, he doesn't have the voice, but his delivery might make up for it..." but nah.
(oh, and "gumbo" wasn't a typo. Because that was NOT the gumbie cat! lol)
@@5ft2mikahakkinen just get James Corden away from the human race
@@5ft2mikahakkinen or movies in general
"It's basically WWE intros for all the new cats"
lmao
I read this as he said this :}
@@a-ha4940 Why is your pfp a Trump and Hitler Fusion?
@@a-ha4940
Taaaaaake ooooooon meeeeeeee!!
Take!
On!
Me!"
I'm the 666th like 🤣
Always has been..
Lemme just remind u they had a budget of $100 million and only
Made $15 million worldwide
Hey that's a lie
Hey that's a lie, I mean kinda. It literally just came out as u posted that comment. 15mil in a few days isn't bad. Now it's 18mil just in North America
Scrambled that’s bad
@@wEXTRACTw its not too bad, at the beginning it was doing okay.
Scrambled the beginning is when any movie that’s worth watching makes all its money back and more, the more time passes the less likely it is they will break even.
I can’t get over the part where Rebel Wilson’s character unzips her skin to reveal another “jazzier” catskin underneath.
Oh god
Wait I haven't seen the movie, what the fuck
Or when she's dancing with the rats and cockroaches with terrifying human children faces and proceeds to eat them
@@actuallyimnotreallysureyet once again, what the fuck
@@actuallyimnotreallysureyet I haven't seen the movie either but why?!
When me and my friend saw Frozen 2 together, we saw two old ladies dressed up in full cat costume, like, facepaint and all, to see Cats. The fear she and I felt was UNMATCHED
Thats is exile
I hope you didn't get much nightmares from that.
Lol they were having fun
Aw they were just trying to have a good time let them be.
That's kinda sick, not gonna lie.
Cr1tikal getting out of his chair was horrifiing
Nimfodder ikr I was concerned about his skinny legs that it might give up and break.. such a horrifying moment
@@Jongong_01 LMAO
Everyone gangsta til Cr1tikal gets out of his chair
I thought it you typed it
1:24
Everybody saying how Charlie explaining the movie makes no sense actually makes perfect sense as the movie itself makes no sense. Great Work man.
Considering half the descriptions for the play are "The Jellicle Cats compete to be reborn into a new jellicle life," he pretty much got it right.
I haven’t seen a single comment saying that
Oh yah yaaaahhhhh.
Paul Gorowitz whatever
hhe im 699 like
“Scrimble-Skank”
... I’m done
The only good scene in the movie, everything deserves to be erased from existence.
He dragged my boy Steven McRae 😭 (principal at the Royal Ballet, highly recommend watching his Mad Hatter clip on youtube)
As a Cats fan (the stage show not the movie) this made me laugh my ass off
@@alexnovelle6972 IKR
Let's fucking go. I'm the 1000th like
This was the last movie I saw before the pandemic closed everything. I was very drunk and there were only 5 other people in the theater. We all dunked on the movie loudly. It was the greatest theater experience of my life. I went out on the highest of notes for my last movie to see in theaters.
Honestly would've loved to been there mate
The Cats movie is why we bigfoots just chase people out of the forest
Low effort comment my furryboi
Hey Bigfoot 🖐️
@@Domus_Maximus Do you feel entitled to a high effort comment lol?
omg its bigfoot. oh yeah yeah yeahhhhhh
Ah yes, you're the same Bigfoot that chased me outside of the Shenandoah National Park, nice to see you again
Killer bean is better
The shit I made twenty minutes ago was better then this movie.
@@curnott6051 Holy shit you fucking killed them dude
Objectively
hi scoot. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhhh
WAY better.
Charlie ended the video at 9:59
I've never respected a youtuber more.
Juicytulip Trezona just at the right time
Why?
@@lolehernandez490 because YT likes longer videos so 10+ min videos are always getting more money...
Knowing him, he probably just ended that video on 9:59 by pure chance and didn’t even bat an eye to it before posting.
Stanky bruv
Remember when this was supposed to be the worst movie of all time, and now Cuties exists 🤢
What is cuties I would search it up but you have made it sound like something I wouldn't want in my search history.
So i found Charlie's video on it and I am glad I didn't search it up.
@@kerwinramage4162 I made the biggest mistake of my life watching it. Don't do it. Those poor girls were exploited to a very great extent. I absolutely *loathe* that movie.
@@hridakshipareek1418 it’s disgusting they were allowed to do that to children ugh
@@kerwinramage4162 it’s basically soft core child porn, it’s a terrible movie and the actors were treated terribly for it and it was terribly done, also the actors doing the inappropriate actions are minors
When the movie got so bad, moist meter can't even handle it.
the moist meter would look like the fucking sun with how dry it'd be
Yes Dedy 😘
It would've tainted the moist meter and all other movies would've gotten a lower rating from it
I fell asleep during this movie, and honest to god woke up in a cold sweat from a nightmare inspired by cats, it was like cats but everything is more contorted, their faces are starting to move weirdly, the ground shakes. That nightmare was significantly less terrifying than the Spanish dub that the theater was using, which sounds like they never learned how to speak in their life
When a movie is so bad that you make contact with an Elder God through it
@@somethingotherthanmyrealname Lmao
How did you get your name in that font?
u would have had less fun watching the actual movie trust me
Forget about The Human Centipede, Cats is the most disgusting, most disturbing film of all time.
Yeah, it almost ruined the Broadway show for me and that one is fantastic.
Hello Chris Stuckmann's review comment
hi Ivo. oh yeah yeah yeahhhhhhh
so i cant take it anymore i think that i quit ruclips.net/video/i2AuwAFXwTE/видео.html
JODisHere please stfu
The saddest thing is, our school required us to watch this for our English class
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@Ivan Ringle maybe because of the musical
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Oof
Charlie trying to explain the movie is better than the actual movie.
This is the case for most movies
I've heard that not even furries are able to stand this movie
Shiiiit.... I'm not a furry, but ai want to bang the Taylor Swift cat with the pumped up tits
@Machete Yo bruh what
This is furry porn tho...
If furries made this movie the cat people would look way hotter tho
@@oljimeagle man, I don't know how humans managed to survive for this long.
What the heck? I've seen Cats the musical at an actual theatre and the way they made the ascension she got to climb a shining stairway to heaven, and that was in a live action theatre. You're telling me in the movie they just had her get into a hot air balloon and ride up?
Reality can be often disappointing
I've seen a version where she gets lifted into the sky by some giant cat paw.
@@Ignigknawt That sounds better than what happened in the end of movie. Still,poor lonely cat. All she wanted was friends to keep her company.
@@CharlieA24 yeah, but she gets to be reborn and make new friends as a young cat basically
I watched the touring show (UK West End) and they did the ascending scene in a hot air balloon. I think that's what Andrew Llyod Webber intended.
Hey does everyone remember when the whole population came together because of the sonic movie and collectively was like "hell no" and they were like, yeah that's fair. Can we do that with the cats movie
That was the only case I know of where they got far enough to release a trailer for a movie, then significantly reworked a certain detail due to feedback from the community.
Would be awesome
@@Ben_Kimber I'm still amazed that they got as far as a trailer before anyone said, "wtf is that, dude?"
This is genuinely one of the worst movies ever made.
This and the emoji movir
hi snack. oh yeah yeahhhhhh
JODisHere Stop
JODisHere I see the check next to your channel, when I go to check it out, I see your just commenting “oh yeah” on as much as possible. You get mad lad points from me
JODisHere lol when you don’t have a life and want attention so you spam shit in the comments
Completly forgot the moisture guy has a lower body
How could you forget about his legs so easy?
“It looks like Mario if Mario was a tap dancing stripper”
Laughed harder at this than i should've
"Cats is Horrible"
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.
Or
Ahh yes floor is made out of floor.
That's funny
Everytime this gets repeated, it gets unfunny.
The movie died before it was even out, you don’t even have to see it to realize how bad it is
But that ain't stopping people from shitting on it some more
At the end of the
Movie, the whole movie theater started laughing and yelling “wtf was that”
Bruh 90% of the theatre left before it ended lmao
No they didn’t.
@@user-10021 wdym, were you there to witness it?
@@user-10021 how would you know were you there at that specific showing
almost all money distributed to this movie was actually going to crack for the actors.
tom hooper made the programmers redo the cgi i think a week before release. anything accomplished before, it looked almost bearable, is gone.
Jason Bouvier this movie just gets better and better as I scroll through the facts
The director, not the actors.
"it made me feel like I was watching an illegal fetish"
There are no better words to describe how I felt while watching Cats better than those right there XD
Cleaning my cat litter is more enjoyable than this movie.
69 likes
Lucifer better CG too
Think your meant to replace the litter instead of cleaning it :|
Rat Man dogs>cats. Dogs take shits outside.
@@punctuationman334 yes but if you walk your dog in public streets if you live in the city you still have to clean up after it
Charlie: I feel like these cats were just a giant cult
MatPat: So you figured it out too huh?
Jacob Wood wat
Jacob Wood aww does the insecure baby want his diaper?
Jacob Wood damn dude wtf did matpat do to you
I thought I was the only one who noticed
@@vasty1381 probably got his pet theories got debunked or nobody bothered to read his theories about a game.
It's all good, finally, Halle Berry doesnt have the worst cat movie ever
Catwoman is still shite though.
I actually really liked the movie lol. Not cats but cat woman. I really enjoyed seeing someone that looks like me. You know? Like a Black woman who is a “superhero” or the equivalent. Idk but I respect your opinion 😂
@Eredin, King of the Wild Hunt
Oh nawww I know what you meant. But I really loved the movie idk. And I didn’t find it racist lmao I just loved watching it!
@@bummysalt2221 I feel you but you gotta admit this is the worse cat woman movie hands down
@@handeezyspeakseasy398 like “Cats” or “Catwoman” cause cats looks like a feral child’s wet dream. But I grew up watching catwoman several times and for me personally it’s a CLASSIC
Furries after watching cats: pukes intensely
same
This movie is probably the most cursed use of CGI Hollywood has ever released
sup lilly. oh yeah yeah yeahhhhhhhh
Sonic, Eh?
JODisHere your videos fucking suck :)
SloshyOsmosis keep up the good work soldier
JODishere get a life or better yet get off this platform because nobody wants you here in the first place
if im being honest pooping is one of the simple pleasures in life, not much can stand up to that feeling
Your gay
Okay, but did your hairstylist ever comb over the itchy part of your head?
But have you ever woken up during a dream, drank some water, fell back asleep, & continue the dream from right where you left off?
untill you let loose a whole log but the tip breaks off and there’s not enough poop to push that last little bit out
@@murderedluv And then you keep wiping and wiping and wiping and then the toilet gets clogged up
The fact that he uploaded a video one second UNDER 10 minutes... BDE
What a madlad
I didn’t even notice, but you’re so right. Good comment.
hi ppopp. oh yeah yeahhhhhhh
Stonks
@@JODRecaps Reply to my comment dad
"cats" is the worst thing that happened to cats since dogs
Impressive.
@@thurqs1938 I'm glad you are impressed
Ricky gervais huh?
Ricky gervais
That's it? Hell, "Cats" is the worst thing to happen to cats since sadistic teenagers with kerosene and firecrackers! It's that bad! o_o
My school's morning announcements have better production quality than this movie
@@WickedXFlame Bad reply
@@Pyzza500 haha got his ass. Am i right, fellow student?
@Kentucky fried memes 👀 that was loud 😂 excellent comment 😂
*tips fedora*
M’cavity
Do I need to show you where the door is
Hm. Sounds like you need a dentist.
*i get it i have a potential cavity fuck you youtube*
I had to google the movie to get the joke, but I scrolled all the way back down to downvote and tell you that you have made me angry.
That was a terrible joke.
Why would you type that.
So I guess on the moist meter it's dryer than the Arabian deserts.
captinbuggie and the towers they visited
Nah, it's soaking from tears & piss out of pure terror.
It’s as dry as the dessert in South America
Its space
Charlie, "it's like a cult"
Me, who watches film theory: he's onto something
Well I mean it is a cult. Don't even need FT to learn that
Yeah, not even furries like that garbage.
i agree
hi gim. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhh
JODisHere your videos fucking suck
@@JODRecaps your uploads are garbage
The Broadway musical of Cats is the best you can get. It’s amazing.
Not even cats would enjoy Cats.
sup faris. oh yeah yeahhhhh
@@JODRecaps what
sREUDIAN fLIP ok boomer
@sREUDIAN fLIP fuuuuck no. Boomer, I a Zoomer can confirm that is channel is trash.
@Dehzpahseetoh He's an annoying spammer that thinks spreading comment cancer is somehow going to elevate him to any level of success. Eventually RUclips will ban him for his spam and rightfully so.
not to mention judi dench makes direct eye contact with the audience for three straight minutes
Ari V kinda like in an M Night Shyamalan movie?
They never should have turned into a movie. Aspects of the story is really meant to be done in a theater play. I loved Cats when I watched the play.
When a movie sucks so much that it does not even make 10% into the moist meter
My third grade adaptation of Cats was better than this movie
a picture of a penguin i drew in kindergarten resembles a cat better than the "cats" in the movie
If one of those creatures approached me there would certainly be conflict
"it felt like I was watching an illegal fetish"
he summed up all my thoughts on the movie in a single sentence
"If Mario was a tap dancing stripper" is pure gold
@@henryplce2225 Sounds to me like someone here is an enlightened Rick and Morty redditor.
@@henryplce2225 you want a fucking cookie?
Sonic actually looks better.
Especially since he got redesigned, unlike Cats, the director actually went back and changed the heavily flawed design xD
Probably not that much better though
Conner nah it’s pretty damn good
@@eternalfrost1732 agreed
@@eternalfrost1732 what good does it have other than the animation not being birthed from Satan's asshole?
These weren’t the nekos we wanted
hi alex. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhh
*mark as spam cuz that’s exactly what it is*
It's like those anime catgirls, except in reverse.
I love how Charlie mentions furries at the end as a foot note lol.
“Cats is horrible”
Yeah, I probably could’ve guessed.
This title seems like a Brooklyn guy who really hated cats for no reason named it
Get out from under my bed.
hi steve. oh yeah yeahhhhhhh
@@JODRecaps Why do you haunt me so?
@@JODRecaps dead memes
@@JODRecaps that's dead just stop
"being put on the sex offenders registry would be easier to explain"
A'ight Charlie, I'm on it.
I'll try to prove your thesis.
So...is it? It's been eight months, the people need to know!
@@josephwilliams1665 I'm not allowed within 20 feet of any public building and I'm wanted in 5 countries but I can confirm that, yes, it's still better and easier to explain than acting in this pile of dogshit.
@Iron Giant even I wouldn't go as far as to watch that.
@@user-bu6xk1yr8w 😂😆
@@user-bu6xk1yr8w You absolute madlad.
I salute you.
The plot sounds like that grocery store movie where all the food thinks they're going to heaven when they're bought, but they end up eaten.
Sausage Party? i'd actually rather rewatch that movie over this one
@@jowikangaroo4710 I wouldn’t watch either
Or in "Toy Story," when the three-eyed alien in the claw machine thinks he's being taken to a better place, and he ends up getting tossed to Sid's monster dog.
I work at a cinema and nobody actually came to see it here all day
Damn thats a rip
Same here. We had -11 listed in the theater as if 11 pwople bought tickets and then swiftly returned them lol
@Apple Tek Support But then you still give money to that piece of shit musical film.
Well at least the nearly nude cat performers would set the mood for ya.
same. went to clean the theatre and there was literally 3 people in there
Commissar_Jimbo that’s how it should be
This "movie" is a cursed image in motion
Paulo Jorge Cruz Pereira Rodrigues Melo e Almeida no, every frame in the movie is a cursed image.
*Titel: Cats is a Horrible Movie*
*Description: The Greatest Musical ever made*
Makes sense to me
Seems legit
@@OrileyOwnage villeicht
faxxxx
It's the greatest *musical* ever made, as in, the original Cats is
Nobody said anything about the movie =D
Referring the original show. I think it’s the longest running and most popular Broadway show
It’s so weird, I went with my mom and aunt and they were like “it’s was so cute :D” while I was horrified by what I had seen
Yea it looks horrible
I watch Hentai Everyday with Senpai 😳🍆
Y'all sus
@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai ecchi till I die these lolis call me, senpaii
@@antlerman7644 rubbin' on her thigh she stays wet for her, senpai
@@plmqaz1359 Wrong song, that is the first line of the song "Senpai" by Shiki while what you were thinking of is his part in Love Taste where he says "Ecchi till I die these imoutos call me senpai". It is very similar but the slight difference shows what song it is from.
It’s so bad that he didn’t even plug it in the moist meter
Would you waste that sort of moisture on something this bad
@@Snagoot It wouldn't be wasting moisture if you don't even need to put any moisture because of how bad this movie is.
He's not moist, he's b o n e d r y
“The process of the turd leaving my asshole and hitting the water
Was a more thrilling adventure than the entirety of the movie” -Charlie 2019
you lucky bastard living in 2019
It's crazy how this man let this video stay at 9:59 and didn't overextend for a single second
the stage show is actually a masterpiece, though it isn't for everyone. As a big fan since the 90s, I knew this movie wouldn't do it any justice.
Freaksoftheinternet I agree
Same thoughts exactly
I thought it might've been good going into it because im a fan of the musical but HOLY shit it i feel like knowing the musical made the experience 10x worse. They changed so much, grissabella (the lonely cat) was supposed to be old and worn out looking which is why she was fitting to be chosen to be reborn, they made Mr. Mistofelees a nervous idiot and ruined his song (which is one of the best ones), and they did the old version of mungojerrie & rumpleteaser which was so fucking boring and dissapointing. Bitches didn't even do that cool cartwheel thing. Terrible movie.
I just realized that he fully convinced me that the movie is shit without showing a single frame of the movie.
God you could’ve avoided this. but you didn’t. Why?
please come back, we need you, this movie is a result of your creation, do you wish for us to suffer so?
Even God can be convince by Charlie
Can you see how powerful he is
Cats was my mom's favorite play back in the eighties and nineties and this is the 1st time in the past 8 years I'm glad that she's dead and unable to see this abortion of social and political gut rot.
My deepest condolences for your mother
The stage version is honestly hot garbage, too. But from everything I've heard Cats falls squarely into "so bad it's good" territory. Which, frankly, is the only reason I'm sort of interested in it.
Damn dude what a burn but seriously I'm really really sorry to hear about your mom 😢😔 idk what I'd do if I lost my mom right now I know she's looking down from heaven and is proud of the person u are today and it truly a strong person to have been through that all my prayers are with you 🙏 fam
sup venm. oh yeah yeahhhhhhh
@@JODRecaps Hey, shut the fuck up.
The Sonic movie actually proved that listening to fans can actually save your product.
Fun fact: they had to remake the movie in 3 days because they forgot to edit out all the actors privates
LOL
I can't tell if this is true or not.
I want to believe it is
Really? Lmfao
I want to see it
the actors were naked during production?
I agree
IM A CAT: This movie has frightened this poor cat! Look at it’s cute fuzzy face! How could they?! 🙀
*cute eyes*
this movie is a hate crime against real cats
*cute meow*
Not even a real cat doesn’t like this movie, it actually is bad
Nothing gets me harder than Charlie's style of commentating
we all be sitting here with our dicks in our hands listening to big moist
fuck yeah
Dr.Drama I will never get over how many different abstract analogies and metaphors he can come up with whilst still making sense
No amount of drugs or alcohol will ever numb the pain of watching this movie. In fact, I heard of an article that a man took acid before watching Cats, and he still walked out
I'm so sorry for your suffering😔
I got an ad for Cats that said, “There are those who love cats, and then there are those who are wrong.” Or something like that. Like wow.
This madlad made the video 9:59
Carter Stong: A noble sacrifice indeed...
Absolute mad lad
Normal youtubers: 10:01
@Real Donald Trump absolute madlad
Real Donald Trump didn’t they put you in a peach?
So these were the genetically engineered catgirls that everyone was talking about
Certainly not the catgirls everyone had in mind...
nah, these are chernobyl mutants.. the catgirls are still being developed in japan
@The Void you're right, those aren't chernobyl mutants.. those are.... some sickly twisted things from somewhere where we don't dare to tread
@@patrickplevak126 That somewhere is... IS... *Hollywood....*
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Hollywood is dead
"Cats is Horrible"
Grass is green, sky is blue, bla bla bla what's next charlie