"Oh thank God! It's been ages. Hurry up and defeat me so I can get outta here." "What?" "*Ahem* I mean: Trainer, if you defeat me you shall become the new champion!"
@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 I remember the first time I beat the game, I was actually mad that you _didn't_ get some kind of game mechanic like that where NPCs would battle the league to challenge you because you're the new champion now. X^D
Jokes on you guys. I am the asshole trainer in the cave that you are trying to run through to escape the zubats and for some reason has a really large field of view ahead of me so that as soon as you turn the corner i engage you for a battle even though i am way off your screen
"So... where you girls been all our lives?" "Waiting here for you. We were born in this room, we grew up in this room, and we thought we would die here... alone. But now you've arrived, and our lives can truly begin."
Mines the opposite, I glare at all my opponents as I crush their pokemon one by one, it has now caused me to see eye contanct as a way of someone telling me they want to fight, more than one nose has been broken because of this
I'm a sicko, I make my Pokémon battle till the last breath, never skip a trainer battle or encounter either. Surprisingly it works if you're able to power through it since you get levels and it starts a snowball effect where you just decimate everyone in your path.
Two npc's facing each other on either side of the path: "Hey, did you know that if a trainer locks eyes with another trainer, it's a mandatory rule that they have to fight each other?" "Yeah, that's a very strange rule. We're looking at each other though, so don't we have to fight each other now?" "I guess so, but isn't how it works that one trainer raises this exclamation point card above their heads and approaches the other trainer?" "Oh yeah, that's right! So why don't you do that and come over here so we can have this battle?" "No, no, no! You do all that and I'll stand here for you." "You know what, this is stupid. I'm going to turn to the left and you turn to your left, and let's just forget this entire challenge thing." ... ... "Did someone just walk past us?"
I wanna be the very best at standing in one spot To catch them is my real task One battle's all I've got I will travel a foot or two To stop the kid in plaid It's Pokemon, please understand These shorts are really rad!
Pokémon! Gotta catch "em Aaa... Maybe one or two. I certain that that will do! Pokémon! Oooohh! With my three friends, We will stand here to the end. Pokémon! Gotta wait arou... There ain't much to dooOOOoo, While waiting to Battle you! You see me and I see you! Poookémooon! Gotta fight you once, Gotta fight you ONCE! Pokémon!
AI decision trees that focus on always trying to get the "best" solution for the current situation, like Starcraft's AI, can be easily exploited once the player figures out how it works. It's best to design an AI with a "fuzzy logic" mechanic where it will sometimes deliberately choose suboptimal responses to situations, like in AI War.
I always thought everything fell asleep when the game turns off. The game being off is like nighttime, and if it was already night... we've got double night!
I have no eyes or ears, but I see and hear everything. Beyond space. Beyond time. I've seen my own mortal form crumbling and dying, but being a sentient vessel, I will continue to see and hear forever. My presence on this godforsaken planet is forever, eternal, and I will never find peace. I will be there, when you are dying, crumbling, as I shall. When your soul will join the others in peace, I will be here. My existence was not my choice to make, and I wish that whatever power above that chose this horrible life for me would simply let me die, no more noise, no more light, no more pain. But they are not so benevolent as that, no, my existence is, and shall remain to be, eternal torture. So yeah, I can see in backwards. Get an upgrade, ya noobs.
"Well what will you do standing there?" "Hopefully I make direct eye contact with a Pokemon Trainer and battle them." "Haha, yes! And then you'll come back home?" "Nah, I'll keep standing there." "To fight him if he makes eye contact with you again?" "no"
"...in other news today, people on Cinnabar Island have been complaining about the terrible police response times due to a lack of mobilisation, although when we asked the police chief to comment, this was his response." "Yeah, but all the Burglars are standing around in the Burnt Mansion, so I reckon we've got things under control."
Standing NPC: "And while I do that, I'm going to fight whichever 10 year-old that makes eye contact with me." Other NPC: "Using deadly animals powerful enough to create natural disasters?" Standing NPC: "Using deadly animals powerful enough to create natural disasters, yes. If they win, I'll give them pocket change for their trouble."
As a kid I thought that Old Lady in Link's Awakening that's just sweeping the floor with her broom was the most depressing character ever. In my country's translation she'd say this resigned "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, and you" with no possibility to even answer. She does become part of the quest, when she brakes the broom by sweeping too hard. But as soon as I gave her a new one, it was back to cleaning all day long...
**meanwhile on Route 4 which according to Bulbapedia is located next to Mt Moon** Scam Artist: Say there friend you seem to be quite smart with your purchasing priorities so for $500 you can get this one of a kind...MAGIKARP Enjoy grinding that to Lv 21.
Just to show that my life isn’t a total waste I plan on calling passerby nonstop to brag about how awesome my rattata is... it’s like in the top percentage of rattatas after all. Just come back anytime for a rematch. I’ll be here. Waiting...
If I was a Pokemon NPC, I would level up first and stand where the new adventure will have to go first, so the new adventure will be forced to fight me.
What about those NPCs that you can avoid? You know? The ones that are constantly changing the direction they're facing and if you time it just right you can walk right by them without a battle. Or the ones who face a clear path but can be avoided by walking in the tall grass right behind them. What about them?
"I'm not feeling very confident today, I guess I don't want to fight anyone *that* much." **weeks later** "Oh gosh I regret it! You hear all that walking behind me? It's pain!"
Favorite thing to do in Pokémon games: Go around them. Sun and Moon and Ultra Sun and Moon(have moon and ultra moon) npcs turn and walk around? I change Pokémon to a stealth game.
Also pokemon NPCs: "mAh poKeyMoN iZ bEttEr! I'm goEnA bEe dA Berry BeST!" All they usually talk about is Polemon this and that, and not ANYTHING ELSE! Also these apply to gym leaders and such.
"Hey Mom, I love the new room but I can't find yours." "Oh that's ok honey, I bought a house with only a living room, kitchen, and your bedroom. I'm good with sitting at this table staring into space for all eternity." "Ok! 😄"
Кино
“And give whoever beats me in a battle my life savings.”
"I hereby entrust my entire livelihood to this level 6 weedle"
"And then I will continue to stand there facing forward for the rest of my life."
If a couple thousand yen is your entire life savings then you have some massive problems.
Hint: 1,000¥ is equivalent to about $7.22
@@armadillolover99 Good thing they use Pokébucks
@@SuperJman1111 Pokebucks are based on Yen and have approximately the same value as Yen.
Wanna "Stand facing forward" and chill?
So that's what those "Young Couple" trainers are up to.
"Oh yeah baby, face forward harder"
yikes
....wanna challenge my Metapods?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Come over."
"Can't. Standing on Route 4."
"I got my first Pokémon."
"I'm on my way."
I saw u on a different video
She's fucking 10,
You sick fuck......
@@forestgamer3211 if her age is on the clock...
@@acastusofastora8641 I have a feeling you want to end that lil rhyme with "give her the cock", but
you'll end in jail, you sick fock
_that's a cloyster_
Just imagine being a swimmer
treading water for all eternity
just imagine working for IGN and being a swimmer in Hoenn Region :o
dang they must have ridiculous endurance.
swimming in open water forever
Imagine being a fucking diver
If it's the swimmer from Sun and Moon? Sign me up.
I always wondered if the Elite Four just stood in their rooms literally forever, just waiting for someone to show up.
Imagine if when you beat Blue, you just stand there and every 10 hours a trainer appears.
"Oh thank God! It's been ages. Hurry up and defeat me so I can get outta here."
"What?"
"*Ahem* I mean: Trainer, if you defeat me you shall become the new champion!"
TheDetonator42 that’s Lance because probably all the trainers who challenged the League couldn’t get past Agatha 😂
@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 I remember the first time I beat the game, I was actually mad that you _didn't_ get some kind of game mechanic like that where NPCs would battle the league to challenge you because you're the new champion now. X^D
@@ChaosRayZero I thought it was great that in Sun and Moon, they actually had something like this.
Hey! I'm a Pokémon NPC, and I'm not like that! I walk back and forth, waiting for the protagonist to enter my line of sight!
Walking's too overrated, I just stand and constantly spinning around, they have no chance....
Ha, I'm even better than that! I walk IN A SQUARE!
Filthy casuals. I walk in a square and turn around in circles on every corner.
i stand and turn in the direction i think your going so you have to face me
Jokes on you guys. I am the asshole trainer in the cave that you are trying to run through to escape the zubats and for some reason has a really large field of view ahead of me so that as soon as you turn the corner i engage you for a battle even though i am way off your screen
"So... where you girls been all our lives?"
"Waiting here for you. We were born in this room, we grew up in this room, and we thought we would die here... alone. But now you've arrived, and our lives can truly begin."
David Boucard Name?
Bortkupo Daria. It's a classic, imo
And then they either fight him or horribly murder him.
LOL "Daria".
source: v=ZYxoGnzVC3o
And dispensing useless information.
Ah would you look at the sky is so WHERE ARE YOU GOING I JUST WANNA TALK
If you walk buy a pokemon npc they'll make you battle!
"Shorts are comfortable!"
*Battle initiates*
Master Markus "my thong gave me a yeast infection" if someone knows this reference I will hand him a gift XD
The Great White Whale GradeAUnderA
I'm going to water my lawn, for the next week or two.
As an introvert, I assure you, Pokémon has trained me well in avoiding contact with as much people as possible.
Mines the opposite, I glare at all my opponents as I crush their pokemon one by one, it has now caused me to see eye contanct as a way of someone telling me they want to fight, more than one nose has been broken because of this
"Guys pokemon cures retardation"
Yeah, I'll just idle about and piss off players actively trying to stay out of my line of sight when their Pokemon is at 40% health.
If you're pokemon is at 40% health, you should probably heal it before you enter another battle lmao
I'm a sicko, I make my Pokémon battle till the last breath, never skip a trainer battle or encounter either. Surprisingly it works if you're able to power through it since you get levels and it starts a snowball effect where you just decimate everyone in your path.
@@DQCt0R What about when you run out of pp?
@@SimpleAmadeus Usually you get to a Pokémon center before you come close to running out of PP, I never really have trouble with that.
My Rock is in the top percentage of Rocks.
*dying*
I saw this after listening to Joey lecture me about his beloved Solrock in the Randomizer I'm currently playing.
“Ok mommy I’m going to go stand on route 6 for the rest of my life! :3”
“Ok honey have fun”
Your profile image has disturbed me to my core.
@@TsukiNaito1 glad you enjoyed it 😈
Two npc's facing each other on either side of the path:
"Hey, did you know that if a trainer locks eyes with another trainer, it's a mandatory rule that they have to fight each other?"
"Yeah, that's a very strange rule. We're looking at each other though, so don't we have to fight each other now?"
"I guess so, but isn't how it works that one trainer raises this exclamation point card above their heads and approaches the other trainer?"
"Oh yeah, that's right! So why don't you do that and come over here so we can have this battle?"
"No, no, no! You do all that and I'll stand here for you."
"You know what, this is stupid. I'm going to turn to the left and you turn to your left, and let's just forget this entire challenge thing."
...
...
"Did someone just walk past us?"
I wanna be the very best
at standing in one spot
To catch them is my real task
One battle's all I've got
I will travel a foot or two
To stop the kid in plaid
It's Pokemon, please understand
These shorts are really rad!
this is just the best
You win the internet
Pokémon! Gotta catch "em Aaa...
Maybe one or two.
I certain that that will do!
Pokémon! Oooohh!
With my three friends,
We will stand here to the end.
Pokémon! Gotta wait arou...
There ain't much to dooOOOoo,
While waiting to Battle you!
You see me and I see you!
Poookémooon!
Gotta fight you once,
Gotta fight you ONCE!
Pokémon!
Thank you so much for mentioning the shorts kid
POKEMON!
It's a pidgey and me
How will I ever pee?
POKEMON!
I have no friends
But this path I will defend.
If I'm feeling _really_ crazy, I might even start turning around in an endless circle!
Spout a well known fact about game mechanics.
All AI in Pokemon have predetermined paths.
AI decision trees that focus on always trying to get the "best" solution for the current situation, like Starcraft's AI, can be easily exploited once the player figures out how it works. It's best to design an AI with a "fuzzy logic" mechanic where it will sometimes deliberately choose suboptimal responses to situations, like in AI War.
AI stands for Alien Invaders.
I thought it was Artificial Intelligence.
Pressing the left button make you go left!
The delivery is what makes this so funny.
I am smarter than every other NPC. I will look towards a mirror, and if the protagonist walks behind or in front of me i will see him either way.
I wonder if NPCs sleep when you turn off the device or leave the vicinity.
Liuhuayue ... ... ...
This man is wondering the important shiz
Have you watched Wreck-it-Ralph yet?
@@raccoon001 Yep, they have a whole other world...
I always thought everything fell asleep when the game turns off. The game being off is like nighttime, and if it was already night... we've got double night!
What's that? A trainer entering my direct line of vision!
!
*HM FLY*
Mew time, bitch!
@@tonyhakston536 Why would you use a legendary pokemon as an HM slave?
I'm a different type of NPC. I spin in a perpetual circle until someone is within my line of sight.
You have no idea how F*****G dizzy I am.
gen 5 dancer npc's be like
Casuals, I wander around a set area facing randomly direction.
"I like shorts! they are comfy and easy to wear!"
Nobody:
That one guyin every Pokémon game: tHe pOwER oF sCiEncE iS aMaZiNg
Isn’t it ‘technology is incredible!’
that dude is the stan lee cameo of every game, EXELCIOR
How would you face any direction but forward?
Denamic duh
Uh...... seriously though, you can face up, down, left, right, anywhere but backwards
Turn your head. Do you not have this ability? You need an upgrade!
Manas
Look over your shoulder to face backwards. Another user in need of an upgrade! *power drill sounds and screams in the distance*
I have no eyes or ears, but I see and hear everything. Beyond space. Beyond time. I've seen my own mortal form crumbling and dying, but being a sentient vessel, I will continue to see and hear forever. My presence on this godforsaken planet is forever, eternal, and I will never find peace. I will be there, when you are dying, crumbling, as I shall. When your soul will join the others in peace, I will be here. My existence was not my choice to make, and I wish that whatever power above that chose this horrible life for me would simply let me die, no more noise, no more light, no more pain. But they are not so benevolent as that, no, my existence is, and shall remain to be, eternal torture.
So yeah, I can see in backwards. Get an upgrade, ya noobs.
"And if the they have 6 gods on their team I'll tell them that I'll win for sure."
Mayb occasionally say like "I like shorts" or brag about my pokemon being in the top percentage
"Did you touch me?!"
Me, who just walked 20 feet away from her, facing sideways: *what?*
Wonders out loud that technology is AMAZING!
"Well what will you do standing there?"
"Hopefully I make direct eye contact with a Pokemon Trainer and battle them."
"Haha, yes! And then you'll come back home?"
"Nah, I'll keep standing there."
"To fight him if he makes eye contact with you again?"
"no"
this is my favorite skit on this entire channel for some reason
PRESCHOOLER PISTONS GO
PRESCHOOLER PISTONS NO
Talking to Pokemon NPCs in town
"Are you going to give me something"
"No, but I can tell you about... and you're gone"
Karate NPCs: "And walk around in a perfect square in a cave until I get to bully some kid walking by."
Imagine the player teasing the NPC because he knows the NPC can see him but he is not in the line of sight.
"...in other news today, people on Cinnabar Island have been complaining about the terrible police response times due to a lack of mobilisation, although when we asked the police chief to comment, this was his response."
"Yeah, but all the Burglars are standing around in the Burnt Mansion, so I reckon we've got things under control."
You make Seinfeld-like observations for videogames. Kudos.
“I love Bug type Pokémon!”
*Rival, after a battle*: Well, I'm off to heal my Pokemon, train them some more, and try to catch new ones.
*Other NPC trainers* : You can *do* that?
Standing NPC: "And while I do that, I'm going to fight whichever 10 year-old that makes eye contact with me."
Other NPC: "Using deadly animals powerful enough to create natural disasters?"
Standing NPC: "Using deadly animals powerful enough to create natural disasters, yes. If they win, I'll give them pocket change for their trouble."
As a kid I thought that Old Lady in Link's Awakening that's just sweeping the floor with her broom was the most depressing character ever. In my country's translation she'd say this resigned "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, and you" with no possibility to even answer.
She does become part of the quest, when she brakes the broom by sweeping too hard. But as soon as I gave her a new one, it was back to cleaning all day long...
I wish choosing a career path was this easy in real life. Just pick a location and stand there forever. Must be nice.
rivals after beating the game: whats a movement lol this chair is pretty comfy ill just vibe here
**meanwhile on Route 4 which according to Bulbapedia is located next to Mt Moon**
Scam Artist: Say there friend you seem to be quite smart with your purchasing priorities so for $500 you can get this one of a kind...MAGIKARP
Enjoy grinding that to Lv 21.
500 yen*
imagine seeing a child with mew
I'm gonna go stand in the grass forever, even though it sets off my hay fever
If a kid walks up to me and beats me well I will give him the money I have left while being stranded in this cave. The winters are the coldest.
My favorite line from a Pokémon game:
I’m wearing a bikini, where do I put my pokéballs? A woman’s secret 😉
I always got really excited whenever I could time my way past spinners and the ones that walk in lines
Waiting for a battle that may never come
00:00 Look at his hand
What about it?
at least they are outside...
"I'll probably become immortal or something. Who knows."
Just to show that my life isn’t a total waste I plan on calling passerby nonstop to brag about how awesome my rattata is... it’s like in the top percentage of rattatas after all. Just come back anytime for a rematch. I’ll be here. Waiting...
This is my life goal now thanks.
If I was a Pokemon NPC, I would level up first and stand where the new adventure will have to go first, so the new adventure will be forced to fight me.
So we are not gonna talk about trainers(NPCs) who run in circles for all eternity searching for a match......
This is my favorite video on this channel.
Sometimes I wish I could just stand facing forward for the rest of my life.
Wandering Legendaries: OH MY GOD, WHERE IS THE PROTAGONIST?! I NEED TO MOVE NOW, MY FEET IS KILLING ME!
What about those NPCs that you can avoid? You know? The ones that are constantly changing the direction they're facing and if you time it just right you can walk right by them without a battle. Or the ones who face a clear path but can be avoided by walking in the tall grass right behind them. What about them?
"I'm not feeling very confident today, I guess I don't want to fight anyone *that* much."
**weeks later**
"Oh gosh I regret it! You hear all that walking behind me? It's pain!"
I wonder how big the game will be if all the NPCs have schedules like in Harvest Moon.
Imagine the people waiting in the dark in Rock Tunnel, then some Pokemon with Flash shows up and BLINDS THEM.
50% delivery 50% editing
What a noble and prosperous career path
Best pokemon NPC wisdom: "If you let someone else make a decision for you, you'll always regret it, no matter how it turns out." (Not exact words)
Then there are the trainers that just stands inside of a cave
"or maybe ill swim around in the ocean forever"
I don't know how, but this comment section is the best!
That's it... I'm subbed
I came from Reddit. Good luck on your road to stardom!
Not limited to just Pokemon!
Oh man that got me. Good one!
Sounds like a solid plan to me!
So fallout companions when you tell them to wait somewhere and just leave them.
They never die so it's eternity not the rest of their life.
K N E E C A P S
bROUGHT TO MY KNEES,,!
Stand forever
Hey!
I only exist when the plot needs me to!
Evil team grunts have it bad
Oh cool I was gonna spin around!
Favorite thing to do in Pokémon games: Go around them. Sun and Moon and Ultra Sun and Moon(have moon and ultra moon) npcs turn and walk around? I change Pokémon to a stealth game.
Also pokemon NPCs: "mAh poKeyMoN iZ bEttEr! I'm goEnA bEe dA Berry BeST!"
All they usually talk about is Polemon this and that, and not ANYTHING ELSE! Also these apply to gym leaders and such.
So funny! Best Skit he's done!
these videos are so short i dont have time to like lol
Don't make eye contact, that means you must battle!
And still feels purpose in life = life hack
"And wear shorts. And take my Rattata and be a Pokemon Master while standing still" -- Joey, 1995
Player: Hey, how ya doin?
NPC: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!!!
I never noticed it but he has a one piece poster in the background and I'm so happy
I think I'll stand on rout 7 and just. spin. forever.
In Pokemon's defense, that type of NPC behavior is common amongst RPGs in general, not just Pokemon.
Dang for the rest of his life he gon stand there for the weekend
Basically what happens to anyone after few years at uni
Every Bug type trainer ever
Some can move ya know
"Hey Mom, I love the new room but I can't find yours."
"Oh that's ok honey, I bought a house with only a living room, kitchen, and your bedroom. I'm good with sitting at this table staring into space for all eternity."
"Ok! 😄"
ive also thought about doing this
You sound like Seth Mcfarlane
"Hey, like pants. We're fighting now."
reccomended by youtube as a "lifestyle" video.
a lot of prozd videos are.